/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55660577
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 1,770.752B, 99P = 17.886B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 1,770.867B, 99P = 17.888B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 1,720.716B, 96P = 17.924B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek bakies

>>55660577
surprised there wasnt a daytime thread.

Wagmi

Figure out how to help moass? Nope
Figure out how to make gamestop more profitable? Nope
Figure out how to pay gamecuck wagies more? Nope
Figure out how to compete with an entirely digital game market? Nope
Figure out how to make nfts even remotely relevant or useful? Nope

Larp as Gurkesh Ramjee the Indian customer service wagie on Twitter, cry about dead dad, write kids book, beg streamer for pussy, beg microsoft for a call back and post shit emoji tweets YES PLEASE

Ryan has abandoned us

>Why yes, AMC's fair mcap should be uhh.... 265 billion dollars.
>Obviously

Why can't we drs the float even one (1) time after three (3) years? Don't we own the float over nine thousand (9000) times?

where is the volume?

>>55660716
Kenny internalized it (in his butt).

>stock split dividend
>NFT marketplace
>poop tweet
>it's tomorrow

>>55660716
Shrinkage

Reposting on fresh bread

>>55660778

>>55660759
Look at these concern trolls. We all have a literal ticket out of wage slavery in our back pockets enforced by a massive hivemind of people who are meticulously combing over every facet of this saga and all you have to do is HODL.
You know what I do? While we wait for MOASS I invest plenty into dividend stocks. You probably won't lose money on it until MOASS happens and when it does we'll have FU money. And in the meantime while we wait you can exponentially grow your income so you can be peak comfy, TSLY pays me literally 75% ROI on a monthly basis. Normally I would be wary of such a thing but because we all have such a powerful counter-force that prevents us from getting destroyed in a market crash we can freely invest in comfy-FIRE-stocks.

>>55660795
>Look at these concern trolls. We all have a literal ticket out of wage slavery in our back pockets enforced by a massive hivemind of people who are meticulously combing over every facet of this saga and all you have to do is HODL. You know what I do? While we wait for MOASS I invest plenty into dividend stocks. You probably won't lose money on it until MOASS happens and when it does we'll have FU money. And in the meantime while we wait you can exponentially grow your income so you can be peak comfy, TSLY pays me literally 75% ROI on a monthly basis. Normally I would be wary of such a thing but because we all have such a powerful counter-force that prevents us from getting destroyed in a market crash we can freely invest in comfy-FIRE-stocks.

>>55660716
>AMC has 250+ mil volume day
>Next day, GME is sub 1 mil at almost 2:30
Basketchads are welcome in the Flathouse.

>>55660817
Something big is brewing right now

Realistically how high is this going ? 500K a share ?

>>55660778

what the heck is going on in here?

>>55660831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
>If the short squeeze happens the stock could go to infinity
6 figures is only the start. The potential is theoretically infinite.

Bros what happened to computershared? Where's our chart? I thought we had a progress bar? wtf?

>>55660849
We're going to end green and the farting and pooping will continue.

>>55660831
They literally told us themselves it would go to infinity.

>>55660716
>where is the volume?
ya mum dildo

>>55660778

>>55660778
I'll try to get a new giga batch by the weekend. Got a bunch of ideas brewing but not enough time to get them out.

WAGMI

>>55660832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJbl2Ebzkc
give jiemi you energy

>>55660831
really like this one. Mind if I screenshot? I sense a new Jiemi in the works.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/159geo5/updateentire_active_mayo_force_fleet_of_3_jets_is/
He's sucking all the cocks now

>>55660955
Kenny will take whatever liquidity he can get these days

>>55660955
>>55660977
checked

>>55660928
Jiemi yes chad... we're so gonma make it

it wants to go green

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/michael-jordan-1996-mercedes-benz-173000007.html

Everything. Must. Go. Edition

Tick tock

>>55661035
>the price of one (1) GME share

We are so effing flat bros

Is this going to be the record lowest volume?

>>55661035
>$23
>$23
>$23
Please tell me why he is selling his car for $23.00 and what this accomplishes?

>>55661050
>>55661108
23 was Jordan's jersey number when he played for the Chicago Bulls. The fact that the algo is converging on his jersey number is spooky as hell.

>>55660831
Last time SHTF at what, peaks of 400?
They'll find a way to stop us before even 4 figures.
And we'll sell the top, and do it all over again.
It's not going to be over until either the USA or GME financially collapses.
Cycles upon cycles.

>>55661108
He's not selling it, it just used to be his.
Still, fun timing.

>>55661133
>we

>>55661108
>>55661035
>$23
Is this some kind of coded message or something?

>>55661133
How do they stop it above even $50?

>>55661135
Are you sure it's not being auctioned off for him? Tell me who acquired it prior to auction?

>>55661098
It's been lower going into Sour Hour before, but not by much.

>>55661139
Pluralis majestatis.
At this point in the game I talk about myself in the royal We, gotta get used to it
But you're welcome to join in the plan, just remember to always hold some stock back just in case they lose control.

>>55661152
Article says he hasn't owned it since 2003.

>>55661170
>we
>join the plan
No thanks. I make my own decisions and I fully intend to fulfill all my tax obligations.

>>55661148
Considering the strategy thus far on the short side near as anyone can tell has been to create a system of spinning plates and just let some of the plates smash to keep the ones you need to keep spinning, spinning, I would assume there would be stocks people otherwise thought were bluechips getting fucking shellacked and that's even with the fed now having a system in place where you can just give them shares to post collateral instead of having to sell them on the market and then give them the cash. It wouldn't be 20-40-90-40-10-1000 in that order, it'd be a slow climb into the 30's while everything else starts to fall down and then it'd eventually break escape velocity and not stop until everything is resolved. At least that's how I see it going down.

>>55661148
There's a point when straight up crime, not just financial white collar shit, becomes viable.

>>55661131
I know that part, I just don't know why?
From what I gather it's a drawing, so they ate probably planning on millions of people entering the drawing for $23. So someone gets the car for $23, but it will potentially pull in millions.

Makes a lot more sense, as my initial confusion was how $23 would help him in anyway.

>>55661185
Fair enough, it doesn't state who ownership went to in 2003

23
23
23

>>55661212
Jordans gambling debts basically ended his career even though he tried to come back, he got way too deep in the hole to the kind of people that will kill you over that. Sounds like a guy I know that gambled with a huge short position right at the height of his career in finance...

Jordans gambling issues was most likely why his father was murdered and 1000% the reason he left to play baseball. Stern was going to suspend him.

>>55661259
Kek

>>55660716
Not here Only morons still buy this this stock now You’re not a moron are you? if you’re posting unironically about GameStop being worth somethin then you the biggest moron here!

The universe truly has an incredible sense of humor.

>>55661273
Stern was going to suspend him because there were rumors there would be retaliation at NBA events, such was the scale of Jordans fuckup. Again sounds like a guy I've heard about.
>and that's why you don't borrow money from the mob unless you want to end up like Steven Seagal

>>55661286
FR no cap, on god?

>>55661286
>asking if others are morons.
>proceed to say a listed stock ticker is not worth anything.

Your not a moron are you Anon?
Because, literally worth $22.83 at this very second.

>>55661273
The Plotkin thickens...

You know what's funny
None of this shit is even real it's all a alien simulation and it's about to get the GameShark codes turnt on faggits

>>55661407
Carlos, please..

We going for a record low today?

>>55661568
I'd like to think the AMC (non)redemption arc caused this.

my average is 23.23

>>55661297
>unless you want to end up like Steven Seagal
Sauce about ole Stevie gambling? Also wild shit about Jordan. If modern internet was around back then we would’ve known all the details. A lot of celebrities prior to the internet lucked out that they did all their dirty shit pre internet. I know Christopher Walken was involved in some kind of murder on a boat or something.

God DAMN anons I’m feeling comfy this week. I can feel the WAGMI. Can you feel it?

>>55661680
Wow, I didn't know Bidoof could get the Flame Body ability.

>>55661590
Not a BBBaggie but the daily chart looks absolutely schizophrenic today.

We can all agree the naysayers haven’t been able to logically support their case.

>>55661655
Seagal got talked into taking out loans from shady characters to finance his movies. This eventually ended up with him being broke, wildly in debt, and nowadays he's living overseas and can basically never return to the US otherwise there's a decent chance he disappears (if it's not for work to film a movie for the people he now owes money to that is). That's why he's been in russia the last few years and it's also why his career was propped up as long as it was even with him being a terrible actor. Of course this is all hearsay and the best source I have for any of this information is a youtube video but if it's a lie it's a very convincing one with a lot of evidence and people that have talked about it. Celebrities are still human and like anyone else they're still liable to get scammed and fucked over, moreso if they have a weak ego like a lot of stars do.

>>55661719
OTC is different because they can do whatever the fuck they want with it. Listed stocks are trickier for them

>>55661333
tbf no one with hats that silly should be laughing at anyone. Tell Kimmie to take off his gakuran and wear a suit like a man.
Oh god I can't believe I'm defending Biden and military brass.

>>55661568
Don't jinx it.

>>55661751
Wearing a silly hat can be a funny joke, which is much better than being the silly joke.

>>55661720
Correct.
The DTCC share theft by mishandling the dividend is all you need to know. And go ask anyone who knows what supply/demand is and ask them what happens when you remove 60% of the supply from a supposed fixed quantity and top it off with YEARS of subsequent buying pressure and explain to me how the price does not move substantially higher.
It's obvious. You aren't actually buying anything when you purchase shares through a broker. They are operating a ponzi scheme and the stock market is nothing more than a mechanism to inject and withhold purchasing power from the retail investors. The whole purpose of the markets has CHANGED. They sell you basically nothing and use an algo to bounce around the price and ALL of the money you use to buy stocks is basically used to prop up the leveraged ponzi they have created.

>>55660950
Too late I already minted it

>>55661783
Everything since Harambe died has been one big-ass play and we've got front row seats. It's almost time to unfold the tarp to use as a splash guard.

This is a friendly reminder to /biz/ that it's very easy to be saved from hell fire and enter into the Kingdom of God. Watch this gospel video if you want to be sure of going to heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3uF0juIVI

1.6 million (0.4 presplit) seems bad for a tuesday

>>55661783
>You aren't actually buying anything when you purchase shares through a broker.
Rather missing the point of what will cause MOASS.

Was that the record

>>55661961
Yeah

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55661783
Honestly, the more you think about it the crazier it becomes. Did we just so happen to catch a naked short seller or did we just peel back to curtains and are staring directly at an internation ponzi scheme. How many companies are mishandled by brokers on a "fractional reserve" basis. Do they just casually inflate the numbers and open/close trades like a massive pump and prime. It is yet to be determined just how massive these frauds are. And at first glance they appear to be so massive that even the SEC and federal government are actively condoning these frauds through their refusal to enforce the law.

>>55661961
Yes it was, by a long shot.

>>55661943
We have no idea what changes to their books are made when we make a purchase. You are right though it is only through DRSing your shares does their scheme come to light.

>>55661992
fugg :DDDDD

>>55661992
Yahoo shows 1.5, I think it's slightly high. But close.

>>55661732
This is fucking wild and I believe it. Got a link to that YouTube video?

>>55662011
A flat 1.5 is still underneath the all time low which is 1.52 IIRC.

>>55662011
ToS shows 1.644M but a huge portion of that was the last 20 minutes so expect Yahoo to catch up over time.

>>55662018
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3XeWvYAtM
This is a good one to start with, searching on youtube will bring up the rest. But yeah he's very lucky to be alive and is basically not allowed in the US unless it's for work. He's been a fuckhead his entire life and it caught up to him. Sorry about going on an off-topic tangent.

GMExisters what's going on

For the first time I have to dip into my savings to pay for stuff.i mean I still get payed a decent wagie salary for the time being but can we please moass before the end of august please and thanks?

>>55662024
I rounded, it says 1.525.
>>55662027
I expect this will be it if it changes at all. But usually Yahoo is set by 4:15.

>>55662069
Nah I love stuff like this. Not that I like seeing celebrities suffer, but it showed that they aren’t that much different than us.

>>55662152
Well, I don't think it matters, Market watch has been slowly trickling up to ~1.6 which puts us at a new 2nd or 3rd place low volume.

>>55662172
Yeah but it'd still be a huge new record if we're going by pre-split numbers as today was basically only 330k shares trading.
>>55662075
The courts told AMC they couldn't dilute on their shareholders and without APE getting converted that means the biggest laughingstock of all the memestocks is going to run. Goldman Sachs put a price target on it of 175$ a share.

>>55662241
>means the biggest laughingstock of all the memestocks is going to run
that would be BBBY(Q)

>>55662241
If that happened that would be literal admission from the exec suite that they’re actively working against their shareholders. There would be nothing holding moass back at that point. All cards would be on the table. Amc cucks would know that amc really was always a distraction from gme if they don’t already know.

>>55662172
That's fair. What's most important is that every single date on that chart is now post-heat lamp. They absolutely were abusing a loop-hole to use people's own shares to drive down the price and conjure fake volume into being.

>>55661704
Must come from breeding with Magmars rofl

wen moon?

>>55661680
take this fucker to a pokemon center or use a full restore/sacred ash, there is no incurable burn in Pokemon
this isn't game of thrones kek

rumors on the streets are that UBS wants to close CS bags. Archegos alone was 24B (about 3 times current GME Marketcap). Sounds like fun if you ask me.
https://insideparadeplatz.ch/2023/07/25/cs-hatte-24-milliarden-offen-bei-archegos/
>>55660577
checked.
wagwi.

>55662300
>xir doesn't know
>>55662345
That is exactly what happened down to the CEO penning a pissy letter telling shareholders if they can't dilute the company will close its doors due to lack of funding. Barely a year after buying a stake in a fucking gold mine.

>>55660778
>Reposting on fresh bread
et tu, Brute

>>55661504
>please...

>>55662497
>crucify him! crucify him!

RC Ventures and Ryan Cohen has been mentioned 241 times so far in the ch. 11 dockets For bed bath and beyond. The shills main priorities are to make retail investment discussion communities look retarded, and also encourage division, because gme holders could buy multiple times the bbby float without spending much money.

The float for bbby and gme are already owned many times over WAGMI.

>>55662521
The BBBYQ shares are going to get deleted. It's over.

>>55662241
>>55662465
AA and whatever Jews he runs with really are retarted. That APE shit was so full of convoluted financial jargon I’m not surprised it bit them in the ass.
>the Jews jewed themselves

>>55662521
>The float for bbby
Go back

>>55662241
>>55662465
>>55662530
Wouldn’t that ironically act as a potential catalyst for gme though?
At the very least it seems like a decent opportunity to swing trade

>>55662578
Yes, clown world demands nothing less.

>>55662578
>>55662530

Wait until you hear about the NFT marketplace

>they

Made

Surely they didn't launder 100,000,000 into

>their

Pockets

I needed this to happen last year. Is there an ETA on the wagmi?

>>55662615
2 weeks fren.

>>55662615
Been quoting this one too much lately...
I honestly feel like we'll MOASS around fall, I can't explain it I just feel like we're really close.

Trust the plan. WAGMI

>>55662582
>>55662584
So just dump a thousand or so into amsneed for the week and roll the profits into gme?
Bitchin

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek yiddies
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek silvergate
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek cramer
>kek thomas lee
>kek wangies
>kek bondies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

>>55662709
Everyone in that list is making cash off GME, other than you baggie

>>55662453
Post screenshot plz anon?

Anyone else’s spidey senses tingling that it is literally tomorrow? We are nearing the conclusion now

>>55662529
>going to
>It's over.
>Future event acting on the present
Hm.

>>55662521
Boy they sure got assblasted about this post didn't they
>>55662530
What tangled webs we weave, innit?
>>55662578
Yes, and it would be extremely funny if AMC ripping is what launches everything else. It would also make sense as it would prevent a mass chimpout from everyone getting boned that bought shares of AMC of which there are many more people than bought GME.
>>55662584
KEK I forgot about that shit entirely until you reminded me, thanks.
>>55662671
There's only one true stock but also and not trying to be a douche your entry point would be way worse than it could've been had you acted earlier. Do as you may.

>55662748
sneed seething moloch

>>55662671
everytime I see someone saying about rolling profits into gme it doesn't end well

>>55660851
This looks like a good starting floor.

>>55662910
It worked for me, but that was at the beginning of the amc thing, before their dividend, and there hasn't really been an other good time to do it again.

>>55660795
What type of investing account do you hold your dividend stocks? I can only see myself holding them in a Roth IRA desu.

>>55662829
>entry point would be worse
Probably, but I’ve nearly maxed out my tfsa contribution room and don’t want to have to concern myself with that. Besides while I’m not going homeless anytime soon I am in a bit of need of cash quick. If amc of all things gets me there and gme can keep me there then that’s all I could ask for from the former

>>55662910
It worked great in 2021 and the first half of 2022, it's been a consistently retarded move for the last 12 months though for entirely predictable outcomes

Kek dead daddies

>>55663326
He will never be truly dead until you track down and destroy every Teddy book that RC has printed. Better get started.

>>55662748
PLS DELET

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that these people are being destroyed. The world has been irreversibly ruined because of their choices.

Why would Kenneth bet his life on a meatball? I mean, surely he could have found better options.

>>55663466
He didn't have any better options. Ken's not insane enough to be beholden to the Biden-Obama-Clinton crime syndicate with their record of assassination (did you hear about the dead nog in Obama's beach house pond on Martha's Vineyard this month?), and orangeman hates his guts.

Goldman ballsach saying AMC is worth over $100 is confirmation that AMC is the distraction stock. Think about the game theory behind this. Why would you have any trust in the system? GME is a bet against people like goldman sachs.

When shills fud GME the word choice is very direct and very negative. Shills say "There is zero chance that GME will survive." or "You will lose all of your money." Their word choice is exact. The shills want you to think there is ZERO hope.

Goldman is showing you their hand. They want people to see that and say "wow there really is hope." On the opposite side Goldman will NEVER say anything positive about GME because that is the true angle of attack.

>>55663552
lol, they actually said that?

>>55663595
Yeah they put a price target of $175 on it. Total clown world.

>>55663595
https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/AMC/price-target/
It's still up.

>>55663552
Absolutely correct. And the fact that this is the narrative they have to run with now means they’re out of other narratives. We really are all going to make it.

>>55663616
It also suggests they were intending to use infinite dilution of AMC via APE as a weapon against GME, that is now off the table, so they're going back to a classic pump and dump.

I think Dish is a distraction stock. Its being shilled here for weeks and is now on Wallstreetbets as of today. Same thing happend with Carvana

>>55663616
AMC was always the distraction but I frankly never expected it to run again after it hit the 70's and got dumped on. Them not being allowed to convert APE means there is now a huge liquidity crunch for AMC so it could very well run - it may also be a huge gay distraction and a method for shorts to make fat bank telling everyone it's going to run before stomping longs, which is why I'm still balls deep in battletoads with a few towels to clean up the cum.

>>55663682
DISH is a boring boomer stock so it's perfect for a collateral pump same way the discovery channel was used for the same thing. I'd believe it.

I’m gonna buy 2025 calls tomorrow. I don’t give a fuck.

>>55663656
Truth. And even better, courts shutting APE down means US gov probably wants this to happen. We’ll be paying a lot of taxes and it could help them gain some of their power back which they’ve been steadily losing to hedgefunds. A lot of the delay has likely been people in power positioning themselves to maximize their advantage when gme finally explodes.
>>55663693
Kek, we all must do our part anon. And that’s a solid point; it could be another rugpull. That’s why I’m just going to stick with gme and not try to capitalize on amc.

>>55663724
I will cheerfully pay every penny of my taxes once I have faith in the integrity of our federal elections and not one nanosecond before.

May 2024, “THE BOARD” will announce a shareholder raffle will take place during the 2024 shareholder meeting. The following items will be raffled:

-(3) XBox Series X console with 2 controllers and 5 games
-(3) PlayStation 5 console with 2 controllers and 5 games
-(1) Invitation to have dinner with “THE BOARD”, $10k USD, and a $1k Gift Card to GameStop.

Shareholders will be non-institutional holders in registered in book name by the transfer agent. The purpose of this event will be to celebrate the greatest shareholders in the world.

Do with this information what you will.

LongBros...

How about you get yourself some Dave the Diver Hepcats! All the cool cats are playing it! Get yourself a real passtime instead of hanging out on this fucking forum where all you do is watch your single stock as it goes fucking nowhere!

>>55663816
>>55663823
Niggers can’t swim retard

>>55663748
I want Windirstat for votes (on top of a paper trail). You vote, you get a number, you can go to a public website without trackers that displays the pool of votes with yours in it, as well as if the polling official struck it (for whatever reason). Each load of the site is watermarked (machine-readable) with time and other stats, so people can compare their vote maps for inconsistencies. No TV coverage on election day. 4 weeks for counts and appeal of struck votes. Final results in mid-December.
I would like mail-in voting and campaign finance reform and all that shit but I understand that my conservative brothers (who don't want to just rig shit so they can win) are mostly concerned with making sure their vote is correct and that credentials are verified so that's my focus with this solution.

So is the theory that the non drs holders won't be able to sell or the brokers will freeze their shares and say too bad so sad or the shares will just vanish from their accounts or....?

>>55663838
Common misconception. Waterbenders can swim, they just don't like to because they're mostly near icy water.

>>55663724
>We’ll be paying a lot of taxes
Yes.

>>55663904
None of the above. If they could do that they would have done so by now. The threat is what's already happening, brokers lending your shares and using them as locates for market makers. At worst you will not be able to sell for as much money as the DRS holders - but you'll probably get paid faster when you do sell. That's why I keep a small portion of my stack on a broker, just in case CS has """unanticipated problems""" dealing with so much money flowing in and out so I have something to live on in case my employer (not a financial institution) collapses as part of MOASS.

>>55663904
Heres what I think will really happen
You'll get like 500k a share or maybe 600k a share and it all gets instasold before market open the same day
But here's the catch there only gonna like give the proceeds for like one fucking share and the rest is just lul fuck u we owe u nothing cest la vie niggers better ruck next tiem frendo dildos

I have an insatiable urge to buy a hellcat and beat the shit out of it like those basketball americans. Hurry up and squeeeze so I can rip a burnout on wallstreet.

>>55663979
I’m gonna rip a burnout in front of the soup kitchen all the crypto baggies will be standing in front of in a few months. I won’t even give a shit that gas will be $9 a gallon

>try to pay Chase card just right now
>We'll be right back
>see this on the cringe mines
>mfw
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/159o975/chase_banks_systems_are_down_trust_me_bro/
Happening

>>55663954
I dont even care anymore, Ill take it, give me money now

>>55664000
trips of fury checked. rip your burnouts in this

How many shares of amc to wagmi at market open tmo?

>55664132
zero

kek dumbfuck baggers

>>55664132
Anyone that was going to buy already did for the last two years straight and it already doubled in price from the news that the conversion won't be allowed by the courts. Do as you like but this still isn't the AMC general is the tl;dr

>>55664146
>>55664210
Shutup faggot
That guy JUST said it was going to 144, pay attention

>>55663552
>Adam says they're going bankrupt if they can't reverse 360 no scope split
>Goldman ballsacks thinks this is worth 175 dollars

>>55664113
Just tell me to go fuck myself and give me 400k for all my shares including the ones in cago and I'll just ape into fucking dividend stocks
I'm beyond giving a fuck anymore just end it already

>>55664238
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO AVATARDICK YOUR EQUITY TO OBLIVION
kek

kek STUPID fuck baggots

Dead fucking dad

It really has become a fucking joke now. This has been going on so long I’ve nearly finished reading all of the Teddy books.

DONT FORGET TO BUY SOME NFT CRYPTO TRADING CARDS FUCKING RETARD

GAMESTOP OFFERS SO FEW APPEALING PRODUCTS THE MOST POPULAR POST ON SUPERSTONK IS CRYPTO TRADING CARDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MUH ID

FUCKING RETARDS

No products or services
No fundamentals
Useless drs

Ahahahahahahahahahahah. 860+ days in. Extremely red baggots

>>55664338
What’s the joke?

Debt limit bill overwhelmingly passed. Wrong again stupid fuck baggots. Wrong every day.
The economy is never crashing
The market is never crashing

Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Kek baggots always WRONG

>>55664358
>>55664362
Nigger

So 10 amc or should I get 100?

>>55664360
How long it’s taking to “MOASS”

>55664362
>Old

RRP means nothing
BCG means nothing
BBBY means nothing
Muh market crash means nothing
Bank of America means nothing

You mean nothing.
Teddy means nothing.
GME means nothing.
The NFT market place means nothing.

>>55664338
Imagine the legions of retarded childless redditors that bought these to support a billionaire

>>55664362
>RED RED RED
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But seriously I think you're BBBondchad

>>55664304
Cohen dad poster is Micheal Jordan. Was over at his place tonight because he is trying to sell everything he owns to get cash together. I grabbed a championship ring and some signed jerseys for a steal. Anyway, he had this site open and a dead dad post loaded up but not captchad yet. Thought you guys should know

>>55664403
Okay Nietzsche.

Cohen is so lucky that we’re all retarded

>>55664403
bro thought he was sayin some deep shit here lol

>55664430
Your retardation is going to free me. Thank you.

>>55664420
they call him air Jordan cause he is full of it kek.

Any BBBYbros in the thread?

>>55664457
Actually they call him Melvin Jordan now

>>55664465
kek BBBaggie

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55664420
Michael's getting dunked on lately.

>>55664433
Checked. Although the check means nothing.

>Mfw baggots rope

>>55664403
>You mean nothing.
This is what Anons father said right after finding out Anon was a faggot, before walking out of his life forever. Very sad.

Kek. Translation….


“Whoops, we fucked the dividend and now you’re gonna trade in a channel at half its current price for the next year.”

KEK SHILLS

>>55664562
This is such an obvious bait move.

It’s almost time for another week of infinity pool shilling

>>55661142
7*(4-1) = 23

>>55664617
nvm I'm retarded lmao

Le heckin’ RRP!!!!

>>55664617
This is who holds GME

>>55664617
I'm selling at open.

>>55664638
Kek. It's all part of the Clown world. Why do you think they seeth so hard at the holders? Because most are too dumb or too smart to be effected by their psychological manipulations. They legitimately hate "babbagies"

>>55664617
Fucking hell

>>55664617
i cant believe im going to make it with someone like you. i have to teach you math post-moass.

>>55664617
I've been holding this entire time enduring day after day of FUD, but this is it for me. I'm selling tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1684016228938190848?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

>>55664750
Vag id kek

>>55664750
HOLY FUCK YESSS!
Next are his whore mother and son

>>55664617
this is what they're up against lmao

Kek dead doggies

They killed Ryan Cohen’s dog didn’t they?

Alright anons, so regulators seem to be calling out banks for hiding uninsured deposits from FDIC. If ur autistic/bored enough, you can take a look at the call reports from the banks. https://cdr.ffiec.gov/public/PWS/DownloadBulkData.aspx get the full income, b/s and loans statements, copy paste the excel files and get digging.

Wow I knew he would instantly start mocking the man’s beloved dog’s passing. Seriously if this is the larp you settled on to get you to moass you need help.

>>55664797
I don't think the guy posting about RCs father is just some edgelord. more like hedgelord, imo.

>>55664808
He's truly deranged.

>>55664815
Sad thing is I think he’s a holder who’s been mind broken.

>>55664617
I come for posts like these

RCs dog died

I’m buying pikmin4 and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

>>55664864
Put down the Switch! NOW!

>>55664750
we pumpin' tomorrow

>>55664617

Can someone give him the JUST hairdo?

>55664950
Do it yourself, psychopath

>>55664957
kek pissbaby. Ryan murdered bobby CFO, his dad, and now his dog…but I’m the psychopath

Every time Ryan loses a loved one he goes manic and does something crazy. Just like Christopher in the Sapranos. He’s just looking for a reason to go on a coke binge

Imagine all of the cruel things Kenneth Cordele Griffin has done just for money. I genuinely do not believe that murder is beneath him. Same for all of these hedge fund billionaires. How many people have they had murdered? How much blood is on their hands?

>>55664976
I wish he’d do something really crazy like a reverse merger or nft dividend

TICK TOCK BABIES

Only a hedgie would be blaming Ryan for their plants death. Kek.

you feel it too, don't you?

>>55665013

I gotta say the worst thing about them throwing his timing off is that I know it probably won’t happen on a Tuesday as was intended.

>>55665056
>Tuesday
>TWOsday
>Second day of the week
Cohencidence?

>>55665032
I do.

So the ayy lmao hearing is actually happening this week? That would be incredible if they actually used UFOs to distract people from MOASS.

>>55665013
>>55664950
>>55664791

seek help

>>55665088
I heard NASA is prepared to spend SIX MILLION dollars to repair this dumb thing that flew by several years ago.

>>55665088
Aye, checked.

>>55665144
Ayyyyy double checked

Ryan Cohen fucked that dog to death

>>55664617
Would 7*(4+1) work?

>>55665181
please

Now with his dog dead Ryan will surely invest in dogshit because it holds nostalgic and sentimental value to him
Dogshit moass is literally this week

I don't see us bros...it's fucking over. The apes have abandoned us

>>55665237
Who speaks for the tree?

>>55664750
Kek ded doges

>>55664750
wasn't there something about dog's being comms?

It would be crazy if they shut the algo down tomorrow and let moass start all so they can claim RC’s dog dying was the signal. That would be crazy.

>pacwest bancorp crashes
>RC announces his dog 'died'

talk about forum sliding... And they say he's on our side...

>>55665381
The dog is more valuable.

>>55664950
Here you go

>>55665381
>pacwest bancorp crashes
They're merging with Banc of California though aren't they?

>>55665484
which is also not in great shape because lolcalifornia

>>55665444
checked and jesus christ

Reminder to give love to your pet(s) today anon, you are the only thing between their innocence and the cruelty of this clownworld

>>55660851
Keep in mind, this was PRE-SPLIT.

>>55665517
>pic
these feels

>>55664750
this will be the catalyst. the man has nothing left to lose

>>55665572
Except his kid and mom ;))

>>55664750
Hedgies killed his dog? Now, it’s personal

>>55664815
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot. Friendly reminder that avatarfagging is a punishable offense on 4chinz

>>55665595
>cow poop eating retard trying to insinuate he had any sway over the life of what was probably a 10+ year old dog let alone the family of a billionaire who could at any point in time buy this site, take your personal information, and do whatever he pleases with it.
lmfao keep fantasizing retard. I am sure if you eat another ton of cow shit vishnu might appease you with a sacrifice.

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!

>>55665595
Are you one of the retards that gangraped a rabid donkey this week? It's been all over the news. Did you get rabies or just aids?

I bet that was you wasn't it, you shit smelling spastic.

crab die tomorrow

According to Goldmann, AMC is worth 180 buckerinos, that's a guaranteed 35x from here. Meanwhile, no self-respecting analyst is even covering this dead stock (GME) anymore.

>>55666199
>self-respecting analyst
That's an oxymoron, like feminine penis. You are just a regular moron.

>>55666204
All girls have penises, they're just not properly evolved. Commonly known as clitoris.

>>55666199
>AMC is worth 180 buckerinos
>AMC should have a market cap of $270 billion....

>>55666219
That's just what your brother told you so you'd let him face fuck you.

>>55666305
A price target that high is one of two things - either goldman went long and they're about to fuck and the price target was a warning shot across the bow for anyone on the opposite side, or somehow AMC is getting taken to absolute nothing and everyone in it is going to lose everything. But it's basically them saying there will be a squeeze and that's about what they think it'll peak at.

>>55666325
>But it's basically them saying there will be a squeeze and that's about what they think it'll peak at.
Which would be considered market manipulation.

>>55666327
>he thinks anyone cares
They should care, and you're right in principal, but this rigged game is going to get played to the conclusion and the best cheater is going to win. Refs would rather not have to deal with shooting fedex delivery guys until they die. Just buckle up and enjoy the show.

>>55666325
>>55666327
https://fintel.io/so/us/amc/goldman-sachs-group
Oh look, how much faith they have in AMC.

>>55666373
>>55666379
Look at it, 66% more put options than calls on AMC.

>>55666379
>>55666401
Fuck AMC as it's not GME but I will always be happy when a stock is poised to get some real price discovery regardless what it is. That said, I already went over how it might go to nothing and shit the bed (although that'd likely actually get people hemmed up for market manipulation after putting out such high price targets) and if you're looking at publicly reported data and trying to extrapolate what entities or peoples positions are from that you are four parallel universes behind me and the rest of reality. There are numerous ways to obfuscate what your holdings are and everyone in finance knows all of them and came up with some on their own.

I hope it runs as it would be very funny and increase the chances of GME running due to collateral getting heemed. That's it.

ABC news reporter just got caught with child snuff porn depicting infants, and very young children. Wild times when shit is actually coming into fruition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57md-4uigc

>>55666442
I think AMC is supposed to be dead soon just like BBBY but the Judge somehow managed to throw a wrench into the cellar boxing machine. Regardless, it's either AMC is delisted, AMC niggers are btfo'd, GME still stands to WAGMI or AMC runs and everything gets blown to smithereen due to unforeseen circumstances, GME still stand to WAGMI. Fun to watch while holding GME.

>>55666325
AMC is in fact going to zero. The CEO wrote a letter warning that if they can't dilute they're going to run out of cash in the next year.

After MOASS I'm going to buy Chewy just to dismantle it

>>55666564
I’m gonna turn it into a dog abattoir and sell dog meat to the chinks

>>55666564
might be a plan if you actually owned shares ranjeet

>>55666473
It was absolutely going to be run into the ground to zero before the conversion of dividend shares got blocked by the courts. I'm just here for the show same as you whatever happens with it.
>>55666548
I'm 50/50 on the letter - could be covering their ass with paper as it reads like a punch to the mouth otherwise. "If we can't dilute your shares without your consent we'll go bankrupt" sounds an awful lot like them trying to seem like they're doing everything they can to prevent a squeeze from occurring.

GME 4206914.88 EOW

Satan claims Tylee's soul

>>55666666

>>55664750
RIP Tylee, I'm sorry I never got a chance to fuck you.

>>55666694

>>55666694
Tylee was Cohen’s and only Cohen’s little white bitch

>shitting on someones dead dog when it's not even cold in the ground yet
Fatherless behavior

>>55666788
it's curry behavior, afterall new dehli is the rape capital of the world.

>>55666788
>Fatherless
Kek!

>>55666788
Moass died with his mutt

>>55664617
dd writers hard at work

>>55666887
Or he will go full beast mode now that he doesn't need to worry about collateral damage

>>55666694
d-dog fucker is that you?

>>55664750
Maybe if the hedgies were poor and destitute because they had suddenly lost everything they would have been able to pay the assassin to poison your dog Ryan.

>Ryan's dog dies of old age
>6 gorillion new dehli guptar,ranjeets, and dikshitars immediately start posting how they wish they could rape, kill, molest the animal
am I supposed to be surprised that new dehli is the rape capital of the world?

>>55666935
I wanted to get my dog cloned with my moass money but Ryan took to long to start it and now my doggo is dead, so if moass happens so help me god I will be turning chewy into a slaughterhouse that sells chewy foods

>>55666987
>>55666987
>>55666987
Threaded.

>>55662453
WAGMI.

>>55664750
Good. Fuck you pay me Ryan.