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55651176 No.55651176 [Reply] [Original]

I've seen a lot of good business ideas but i have yet to see how the average /biz lurker uses the power of the internet to con those that are 60+ of age
So, how do you do it bros? How do you scam the elder, the boomer, the waste of space and oxygen on this earth anon?


Riding off this anon's idea btw >>55649711 #

>> No.55651192

>/biz/ business and finance

>> No.55651197

>>55651176
What's up with all the boomer hate lately. Its not that i don't share the sentiment, it's just weird lol

>> No.55651204

>>55651197
The psyop is working.

>> No.55651239
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55651239

Anybody else get terrible anxious when reading these threads? Thanks to scums of the earth like OP i feel like every time i speak to someone online im being catfished, scammed or im talking to an AI
are any of you even real?

>> No.55651257

>>55651197
Well they kinda deserve it

>> No.55651327
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/devilish/ thread but i'm gonna need to verify intactness OP

>> No.55651368
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My family knows i work with finances, just not the specifics (crypto trading). So now im thought as a pilar of economic thinking and good financial management whenever my family talks about me. This has led to many of my dad's friends to eventually ask me for financial advice. I always tell them exactly what to do to get out of whatever troubles they have and i make sure they join my telegram group to "discuss finance with other people".
It was all fun and games, there wasn't really calls or anything like that since most of them were office and construction workers who didn't invest in anything in their whole lives but there was constant talks about investing in a crypto project as a group. Some scammers joined with some pyramid schemes but i insta banned them (im the only mod)
I eventually used this to my advantage, created a token, infiltrated the group with an alt account(+600 people since it was open for invitation) and made sure to hype everyone for two whole months. A lot of people credmaxxed, some even took loans and i even faked like i (original account) bough 20k.
Meanwhile with the dev wallet i purchased almost half of the total collected mcap.
Coin launched, big x10 pump, everyone was celebrating. I let the chart go for the whole night, no one sold. As soon as i saw the tg go silent i sold everything.
You can guess what happened later. Needless to say, i even faked my scamming and no one blamed me. Chat dissolved, family still respects me.

>t. dumped on my whole family and friends

>> No.55651375

>>55651327
Devilish is almost a compliment this is just pure evil

>> No.55651381

>>55651368
So you actually scammed your whole family. Based, i hope you had it in you to actually give them money or something, i wouldn't fogive myself if i saw my father struggling after all that, even more if he credmaxxed

>> No.55651394

>>55651239
Im with you on that one, biz makes me anxious

>> No.55651395

>>55651368
Unfathomably based

>> No.55651408
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>>55651368
I hope you know you're going to hell bud

>> No.55651433

>>55651368
>going to hell
We're here buddy
The real chads blow their brains out like I plan on doing, staying on this gay earth is just contributing and eventually you become like that faggot above.
Most the posters here will stab you in the back for 50 bucks.

>> No.55651465

>>55651433
>for 50 bucks
My friend if it were 25 i would do it without thinking

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Okay i don't think it's healthy anymore, between this and the guy teaching anons how to build an explosive device to blow up an ATM i think /biz is slowly descending to madness...

>> No.55651515

>>55651504
>/BIZ, villain arc

>> No.55651662

>>55651381
I made sure to give my dad at least twice the money he put into it telling him i just made a good move with my own investments
>>55651408
Who the fuck cares, see you there i guess
>>55651433
lol

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Yes, OP overdoses on ketamine, how did you know?

>> No.55651748

>>55651465
5 if I could get away with it no cap fr fr

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>>55651504
>the guy teaching anons how to build an explosive device to blow up an ATM
Excuse me what the fuck

>> No.55651783

>>55651515
>/biz/ 3rd world arc*

>> No.55651803

>>55651755
check for yourself, it's pure biz gold
>>55638338

>> No.55651918

>>55651504
>>55651755
>Building a bomb to blow up an ATM, which makes sure every fucking LE agency in the country will be after you
>When you can just rip it out of the floor with a stolen truck and 200$ worths of towing equipment in less than a minute
This might be the stupidest idea ever posted on this board

>> No.55651941

>>55651465
>>55651433
>>55651748
And I've talking to people nicely and been given over 40k usd just by being a nice person.
Shows you how evil is the short path and leads no where.
But I blew it all so guess it doesn't matter in the end.

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>>55651941
picrel

>> No.55652062

>>55651783
>business and finance board discovers one cool trick to go from /bizrael/ to /brazil/ in one year
>banks HATE him!

>> No.55652094

>>55652062
Honestly let the world burn I'm done, I've tried to be nice to people my whole life, never scammed always honest, as my life degrades worse the world reflects that.

I'm sick of it, I personally want the world to fall into total chaos, the only thing I truly desire, I don't care about tree pulp (money)
I cared about humans, but they never cared back so let them all fight each other to death and scam each other nonstop.

There's literally no point.

>> No.55653655

quiet bump

>> No.55655397

>>55651197
>ruin the economy
>hoard wealth
>adamant NIMBY attitude
>despite having massive shares of the wealth, they are an absolute drain on the economy with the dozens of social services made to support them, and only them, with your tax dollars
>raise an entire generation of degenerate fuck ups
>lived in the absolute economic golden age of America, year complain how hard they had it
Gee, I wonder why. People are waking up.

>> No.55655511

>scamming old people
That’s basically what /GME/ is

>> No.55655548

>>55651176
kys

>> No.55657170

>>55651197
>>55651204
Newfags
We invented boomer hate. I bet you thought it came from that ok boomer meme yikes broccoli head alert

>> No.55657212

>>55651204
Lol it's not a psyop you're just insufferable