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Simple as

>> No.55639558

great post. i mean wow, OP. how did you think up this one? this is a really really good post OP. this is awesome to see and you should be a very happy camper right about now.

great post OP

bravo

>> No.55639604

your mom does it for me OP

>> No.55639606

>>55639555
>he doesn't use a bidet or Japanese toilet
Imagine the smell

>> No.55639617

>>55639555
checked however you still wipe your ass like a barbarian. get a bidet you fucking savage

>> No.55639669

>>55639606
Yeah explain how you manage to clean all the shit from your asshole with a stream of water when you still need to finger it slightly to extract the shit from the lining of your asshole an inch before the anus. You can't. You need to wipe.

Are you saying you don't clean your asshole an inch deep after you shit? You just care about the surface?

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>>55639669
You wipe afterwards retard, ideally you wash with soap and water then wipe. The problem is amerimutts just dry wipe with TP and still have shit stuck in their ass, fucking disgusting subhumans.

>> No.55639694

>>55639555
is this an indian discord thread? put me in the screen shot fellow redditors! lmao americans are such mutts

>> No.55639704

>>55639685
I'm a dry wiper and I never had any problem. Maybe stop eating so much meat and Sneed oils and intake a healthy amount of fibre. Sometimes my shits are so perfect I don't even need to wipe

>> No.55639706

UWAAAAAAAAA MY ASS ITCHES

SOMEONE SCRATCH IT FOR ME PLEAAAASE

>> No.55639781

>>55639555
use soap and water

>> No.55639793

>>55639555

cool it with the anti-indian remarks

>> No.55639797

>>55639555
i just wet a piece of toilet paper

>> No.55639803 [DELETED] 

>>55639555
just wash your ass with water after wiping with tp

>> No.55639940

>>55639704
> Sometimes my shits are so perfect I don't even need to wipe
Love when this happens

>> No.55639949

>>55639555
D-do white people not clean their ass after shitting?

>> No.55639953

>>55639555
>get a bidet
>massively begin to profit from trading
it's no coincidence, bros

>> No.55639960

>>55639669
I put soap on my hands then do the needful. Rinse and done.

>> No.55639972

>>55639555
>don't wash your anus with reverse-osmosis filtered water, goy!
>just rub it raw with xenoestrogen-laden mystery "paper" derived from recycled materials

>> No.55639977

I'm an American and i installed a bidet. Game changer. Instead of sticking your finger up apoopy ass and then going you clean it, you blast your ass with water, and just wipe off clean water
It wasn't even expensive so there's no excuse unless you like smelling poop fingers

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>>55639555
Every time I take a shit, I just jump in the shower and spread eagle.

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>>55639555
No, I don't think I will.

>> No.55640025

>>55639555
>Trips of truth
My life has changed dramatically since I bought a house off these portagees and they installed a bidet. Sparkling clean asshole everyday. I can’t live without it

>> No.55640035

im european and i can't even fathom how you subhumans live without a bidet.

>> No.55641050

>he touches his ass
You are all gay homo faggots