/biz/ - Business & Finance

some of you are alright, dont go to the markets tomorrow

>>55619013
>this man is on the streets
>he'll do it again

I've been holding $34k cost basis of SQQQ for 4 months. lol
my time to not be retarded is now, NIGGERS!!

>>55619049
every time I feel bad about not making any money during this tech run, I remember there are people like you that shorted into it. I still feel bad though.

You bought calls right anon?

>>55619049
>holding 3x leverage short ETFs
>QQQ up 42% YTD
>no options approval
>definitely not PM approved
>34k
Yep that checks out.

>>55619074
to be honest I probably wouldn't have made money even if I did
they would be the wrong stocks and over the wrong time frame

>>55619087
Stick to the shit and piss 500 spydrs and you can only be wrong on one of those.

>>55619012
Post your market thesis, schizo.

>>55619133
That Jews manipulate everything.

>>55619133
Bears have no thesis.

>>55619159
That's retarded but at least you're making money since you believe they manipulate it upwards, right? If the thesis results in a bullish position it's better than whatever the bobos have, even if it's schizo.
>>55619164
Seems that way, they spent the last thread insulting me and refusing to post any economic data to back it up.

>>55619074
Calls on OZK, MCB, TSLL, and FFBC. Sold my ZION calls for good profit today. Tonight I will have bourbon and wine and wake up to dump my calls in the money, with no hangover because I am blessed by Dionysius.

So do we have any information on PSQH? Why is there such high volume trading with literally zero info?

>>55619172
The amount of seethe you cause on here is incredible.
Although I still suggest you lean into your gay side a little more and get a tripcode.

WE'RE SO BACK

>>55619164
sometimes, line go down

>>55619133
I'll go for a bear thesis: bonds are becoming more attractive, most people are naturally risk adverse. That's why you have 30 yr olds allocating 10% or more of their 401k in bonds on here. Why would you risk all the gains you made this year holding when you can still sell for a profit and lock your gains in? People don't actually expect the insane revenue gains implied by the p/e of these companies so with nothing breaking everything is a risk, except post inflation defeat bonds

this weeks episode of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>55619220

>>55619214
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE BACK

>>55619223
Till there's another crisis and they instantly pump it back up. The bull thesis assumes the Fed will simply always do more QE at the first sign of crisis, not allowing a prolonged 2008 style crash ever again. The shitcoin called USD will be debased forever.
>>55619220
I think bonds are still not attractive when you consider inflation, you basically have to take the risk of stocks to get a positive real return.

>>55619074
No, I bought a small amount of KOLD to watch for when BOIL starts some degree of DIPPARINO after this RIPPARINO so I can hedge the downside some without having to sell any of MY PRECIOUS (BOIL)

>>55619175
Playing kre or iwm?

>>55619013
You guys did plan accordingly, right? Remember: one man's spending is another man's income, and one man's income is another man's spending. And when rates rise...

>>55619252
...income dies

>>55619074
If my tsla and qqq calls dont recover by october im going to have to start scamming Indian men online with an ai girl onlyfans

See you boys at the bell, gn.

>>55619300
sleep tight

>>55619220
>>55619240
Buying bonds during a market decline and then selling those bonds to buy stocks when the market recovers is a good strategy. It is a better strategy than holding stocks that depreciate in value during a market decline.

Capital can be preserved by holding bonds. Bonds that appreciate in value and pay monthly dividends are better than holding cash.

BUY LOCKHEED

>>55619300
Good night fren. And pray before you go to bed for more gains.

If bear markets arent fake and gay, then why is it called a market decline? Dick line? REALLY?

>>55619294
DO NOT REDEEM

>>55619355
no

>>55619368
to trick everyone into saying dickline aloud

Jesus fucking christ it's worse than ever. At the gas station today there was literally 9 zoomers flooding the place being loud and obnoxious. I've had enough. I can't believe i'm going to say this but it's the truth. Zoomers are unironically worse than niggers. I'd rather walk into a store packed with niggers over zoomers. Gas chambers are too merciful to them, A lifetime of hard labor in prison camps is the only option.

The VIX is too high. VIX futures market maker paypigs need correction. Time to short more
>captcha: ASS 24K

>>55619032
>2 bloodbaths in a row
no way. we're in full greed mode. we're going green tomorrow.

wtf is PSQH?

>>55619444
Zoomers will try to cancel you and have shit opinions, but at least they won't mug, stab, or rape you

>>55619227
Sorry bud, part Jew, I know I'm right. I can sense the tribe gathering, I can sense the fear.

>>55619491
He's mad because they're getting in the way of his snacks

>>55619444
The man you love is a zoom zoom

>>55619444
Rocker. You're basically just a modern day bill dauterive

>>55619251
neither just calls on the banks themselves

>>55619529
They're getting in the way of my beer!!!
>>55619538
Scoopsies is a zoomer with decorum, these zoomers are not.
>>55619546
kek sadly I agree

>>55619546
do we think he's a Lenore or Laoma person?

>>55619558
You also probably get snacks too
You need to get on that recumbent bike

>>55619564
Bike showed up at my parent's place today. This weekend me and my father are going to assemble it. I have all of next week off so I plan on doing long sessions of biking everyday.

There's a Fed in this thread right now. Try to spot the Fed in the thread. It's pretty obvious if you scrutinize one of his posts.

>>55619444
Rocker if i saw your fatass in a gas station I would start waving the slim jim they have by the counters in your face and then poke one of them in your big distended belly.

>>55619578
>needing daddy's help to assemble your new bargain exercise equipment
Are you going to make a video this weekend? The market has been extra schizo lately. I was up like $5k and now I'm down like $1k I think

>>55619589
You're mistaking me for the fat white guy from Michigan who makes videos about /smg/. I am the brown guy from California who schizoposts.

>>55619578
>There's a Fed in this thread right now.
Meds.

>>55619592
Oops, sorry, I replied to the wrong post

>>55619584
And I would drag you outside, pin your lanklet body to the concrete and take your bussy so everyone could see the humiliation you would face.
>>55619589
Well excuse me for wanting to have a bonding moment working on something together with my father. I'm the only child in my family that isn't a complete fuck up so he likes to spend time with me. My sister has been in rehab for over a month, and my brother delivers pizzas for a living. Also yes i'll be making a video this weekend. I've been taking notes.

>>55619013
Is commodities trading the most honest and reliable (grounded in reality, predictable) out of all? I'm tired of gambling on stocks

Are there any accounting chuds in this chat? I need help on some insight into "Variable Considerations" as an line item in the accounts receivable section of a certain company called AXSM. In their latest 10-Q. I don't want to bother posting about AXSM much if you guys aren't willing to help me understand the "variable considerations" section of AXSM's latest 10-Q then I won't post more about it and just masturbate on tabootube.

Pic related from AXSM's latest 10-Q.

Do we want to discuss this.

>>55619607
just do 200SMA LRS on sectors

>>55619074
>>55619102
>>55619164
>>55619251
>>55619300
>>55619133
>>55619240
>>55619172
>>55619595
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55619560
He seems like he'd be weird towards the neighbors wife. So in other words he's a Peggy guy

>>55619607
how about you buy VOO lil nigga like a real man

>buttcoin maxipads shitting themselves now because FedNOW defeats yet another "reason" for buttcoin
Buttcoin exists as a musical chairs gambling token where you hope you can get out before the literal chinese money printers stop working for good.
>>55619578
I think YOU are the Fed. This 5 get confirms.
CHECK EM

Buy CALX, you have been warned.

I'm thinking about re-balancing my investments
I probably have a little too much in cash, and maybe not enough in more middle-risk things like VOO.
This could be enough to affect the market. I am giving this inside information to you, my frens

>>55619444
shut up jew

>>55619768
FUCK YOU CHUD!!!

>>55619240
Don't use my verbage, statist.

>futures

just a quick reminder that niggers literally aren’t even people, and that accepting them into our society was the first major misstep that has led to the fall of western civilization

>>55619848
Hey bb! Good to see you. Please link up with poem anon. He could use your help.

AMZN will beat earnings thanks to Prime day sales and market will pump back up from today's shitshow.

Scoopsies don't ignore me. Boeing anon gave me your exact address and I can be up there in 2 shakes of a kitten's whisker.

>>55619848
>>55619861
I would pay good money to finally see the sextape you guys did

>>55619074
Why would you buy calls in a bear market?

>>55619074

Netflix cancelling and dropping a shitload of animation projects was such a retarded fuck up on their end. They were the only good things going for that site and for some reason don't want to produce that many. No wonder the stock is tanking.

A chud told me to invest in Eeastern Ukraine, I already missed Eastern Poland, what´s the shot on this?

Bought the top again

>>55619861
>Please link up
I been trynna do tht n sheeeiitt, but nigguh don wanna touch stick. ya no what im sayin?

>>55619906
I got distracted.
My jewtube channel is blowing the fuck up thanks to those ads I started running

>>55619934
>to finally see the sextape you guys did
the wut

>>55620050
I'll take care of it scoopsies. The fact you agree to meet is enough for me. You're my first love and I'll always take care of you. You remember that night in January? It was just me and you and an empty dance floor. That was the first time we kissed and the first time you told me you loved me. I'll never forget that night. Your boney lanklet body pressed against me. Skin black as night. One day we'll meet again, but for now you have to take care of poem anon.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwKRW9mWNQ&feature=share

Futures owe me sex

>>55620057
I came reading that

>>55620057
>You remember that night in January?
The one where you won that hot dog eating contest but you were still hungry, so you started eating the other contestants??

bobros.. we are abandoned

oil bros we are undeniably back

we survived

>>55619992
>450 p/e and red as hell, better get it off your books before it starts to smell
>My name is...

Bros...the entire entertainment industry is going to fuck up and crash into a crater. Short everything and do puts immediately.

>Markets
https://youtu.be/iHVpnKpAcnM

We all wish we could go buy shib in the early early days and make hundreds of millions.
Well, something is waking up and some interesting wallets have some interesting activity.
this is the 3 day chart snapped today.
how does it look to you?

Search POPO on dextools to see for yourself. There you go, your day has been made...how do you handle it from here?

>>55619013
YOU JUST KNOW

>>55620230
Something is coming. Could a 50m mc come for a turd-based project? normies say nahh, but its clown world...so just maybe. i've thrown a couple hundo at it just in case.

I'm looking through the patriot whatever shill from yesterday.
I've spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how much cheese are they giving you for $100 and my eyes must have glazed over the fact that it's just 3 FUCKING CHUNKS OF CHEESE
Do Amer*cans really

>>55620192
>Bros...the entire entertainment industry is going to fuck up and crash into a crater
haven't you been praying for something like that for ages

>>55620320
I have, I wanted an easy way to profit from stocks for a while.

>>55619607

Commodities is probably the most manipulated shit of all. Metals manipulated to hell through futures is old news.

Worst of all is oil. Oil is the single most manipulated asset on earth. Gold manipulation is really about controlling the oil price, and 90% of geopolitics is about access to cheap oil when the rhetoric is stripped away.

>>55619159
>30k forever
maybe, but like any government we can always use the tools they give us to knock it down, mine will be the sushi I can buy with SORA every Friday when I want to choke on raw fish

im still bagholding XLE wasnt oil supposed to be >le black gold??

>>55620047
I caught the falling knife

>>55620089
You just know...

>futures

>>55620409
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>Europe behaving like a goddamn idiot on LSD
This is just stupid. Sometimes it's following the US, sometimes it's just contrarian for the sake of being contrarian... I hate this

We are pumping so hard today mumu sisters

How do I invest in wheat commodities without ending up with like 50 tons of grain?

>>55620498
Reminds me of this. I wonder what that anon is doing with all those barrels of oil

Is Christo Lamprecht gonna be able to stay in first place at the Open Champ or is the amateur in over his head? Time will tell.
For you non-whites here, the Open Championship is golf's oldest tournament.

>>55620498
buy WEAT nigga

>>55619238
Bears are literally about to suicide.

What are some good UK investments?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9n0_5p8XKo

>>55619349
>buy stocks when the market recovers

Anon we want to buy low and sell high.

green friday

>>55619848
Kek. But not even white nationalists believe that.

I just believe they aren't as good on average at logic games or impulse control. But that's fine they should just live with their people who want to live and act more like them.

>>55620627
green monday, or even tuesday, or even after the fed meeting rising the rate

>>55620614
a plane ticket

>>55620614
>UK listed
BHP
>UK based
Arm after IPO, otherwise don't bother unless you like dividends

mid-summer reversal

>>55619630
Unironically correct.

>>55620192
>Cartoon network forced to broadcast from the archive
>viewer count goes up

>>55620192
the entertainment industry is the core of democracy, it won't die, even if it means externalizing everything to japan and korea.
Plus it's summer and nobody gives a shit about tv shows right now. In September it's going to be another story

dont forget that the japanese bureaucratic bugs have allowed AI to be trained on pirated data, this is why, even though the japanese Ai models are crap, all the western merchants make a deal with japan firms to train the western AI on the pirated data in japan, and they will import back into the west the output. This means all the wageslaves in the entertainment industry are killed. good riddance.

What do we think, does the heeming continue or will we see a recovery later?

>>55620441
My brother in gambling we will make it

>>55620614
British American Tobacco
British Telecom
Hotel Chocolat (small cap)

>>55620700
>British Telecom
9am drinking hands typed this post

>>55620734
It's undervalued. Do the needful.

>>55620614
BAE
>BAE Systems plc (BAE) is a British multinational arms, security, and aerospace company based in London, England. It is the largest defence contractor in Europe, and ranked the seventh-largest in the world based on applicable 2021 revenues. As of 2017, it is the biggest manufacturer in Britain.
They aren't quarantined to the island either, I've seen em stateside.

>>55620742
>billions in state mandated capx to run fiber to everywhere at the exact same time everyone and their nan is launching mega constellations
you are drunk ser

uh... Mumu fucking shits?

Yields...

>>55620818
Vix is dead, we are in a new paradigm.
>>55620830
2Y rising again eh?

>>55620756
They're halfway done, and will have a big monopoly through Open Reach. Even if they're forced to sell it, it'll have to be at fair value.

Also - why the fuck would people want satellite internet with more (lag / ms) than a 1Gbps fibre connection?

>>55620843
>big monopoly through Open Reach
Virgin has its own fibre, Vodafone is laying its own and so is at least one new company I forgot the name of.

>>55620818
>vix in the age of 1dte

>>55620836
yes it's going back to 4.9%

>>55620668
I hope we get the Roman Empire collapse equivalent of a market crash soon. The clown world markets need to fuck off already.

>>55620830
Does the crash happen during the inversion or after it uninverts?

>>55620836
>>55620849
>VIX dead
>it still follows the seasonal trends of the 33 previous years
really makes you think

>>55620830
man yields have been pretty high for a lot longer than I thought they would and its fucking everyone up kek

>>55620818
go long the vix then, i dare you bobo

>>55620860
The crash happens when rates drop with the short end dropping, when the long rises it is when inflation and rate expeditions began to be more realized.

>>55620848
Virgin only serves about 1/3 of households if I remember correctly. Their are altnets like CityFibre, but they're very limited reach atm.

>>55620830
How long will it stay above 5%?

>>55620916
Until March of 2024

>>55620756
Satellite internet isn't for built-up areas, it's too expensive compared to ground alternatives. Where it comes into play is remote areas like the highlands or at sea.

>>55620886
Betting that VIX will go up and betting that VIX derivatives will go up are two very different things. Always better to bet against equities.

Really fucking dumb question time:
I kind of 'know' it wouldn't work, but I can't wrap my head around why it wouldn't work.

So, let's say I make some functional, but still fairly shoddy AI.
I tell it to look at some specific factors of a candlestick graph and make predictions of its future trajectory.
It follows just one single stock, to lessen complication.

Now,
over time, it will either prove to be more than 50% accurate or less than 50% accurate.
In one case I can always bet with it to win. In the other case I can always bet against it to win.
Literally cannot lose.


Feels like I'm doing one of them mathematical errors here where I "prove" 1=2, but I can't really see where it goes wrong.

If you were put in charge of a central bank, how would you crash the economy as quickly and as devastatingly as possible?

>>55620976
directly print 1 million a week into everyones bank account.

>>55620963
AI Can't predict the future you muppet, it's not magic.

You can "maybe" get away with an algo to trade short term based on various indicators, but for it to actually be good you need a dozen math Phds.

>>55620976
Unwind the balance sheet to zero, and raise interest rates to achieve a positive real rate of interest.

>>55620976
Allow the treasury and congress to ruin the economy, that way my hands are clean.

>>55620963
>over time, it will either prove to be more than 50% accurate or less than 50% accurate.
Not strictly true, over a long enough time frame it could be exactly 50% excepting for rounding errors. Over shorter time scales the accuracy could be greater or less than, but nearly, 50% due to random bias, like getting a run of 10 heads in a row when flipping a coin. It's only guaranteed to be 50/50 over an infinite number of flips.

>In one case I can always bet with it to win. In the other case I can always bet against it to win.
Only as long as the model matches reality i.e. the behaviour of the market doesn't change from what it was during training. If you were continuously training it, as with reinforcement learning, then it might be able to work, assuming it is fundamentally possible for such a thing to work.

>AMZN pushes back ER by one week

>>55620627
Today we crab

Daily reminder that BOIL is the new BTC and starts updating at 4 am ET. Daily reminder that natgas is
THA
WIDOWMAKAH

>>55620976
First prove that raising interest rates dont harm the economy. Look at SPY near ATH. Why even bring the rates dont if its this high? I'd crank that sucker up to 10%. Then unlike Jerome I'll blatantly make it obvious
>if you guys dump the market I'll raise it further
Market dumps?
>rate hikes will continue until flat lining or pumps occurs
Market pumps?
Good, remember I'm never dropping rates below 10% and if you stock market makers get uppity and decide to dump it, the new bare minium will rise 250 basis points.

If they dump it hard enough to try to paint me as a bad guy I will instantly print $100,000 for every American. Responsibility dodged as most probably wont realize that my $100k gift is now a mad dash to destroying the value of the USD just because. The gifts will continue on a weekly basis.

>>55620894
So is it before or after?

>>55620843
Theres mixed feeling about it.
I think fair value is about 200p.
But I wouldn't recommend buying it. There's a lot of debt. The fibre network is almost complete and a lot of costs have been cut, but in the flipside they aren't going to gain any new customers. So there's probably not going to be any revenue growth, probably ever. Couple that with the fact the UK is probably more fucked than any other country, I would recommend staying away from anything British forever.

>>55621051
Why? Sounds sus to me. They trying to pull another rivian?

>>55621087
>I would recommend staying away from anything British forever.
as a bong, i can confirm that this is the best idea

>copper is dead
Recession is soon upon us, bros. Fuckin sell everything before the market dies

>>55621087
>I would recommend staying away from anything British forever
Kek - are you a seething Euro or something?

Do you know that most of the FTSE 100 income comes from overseas?

You do you though.

>>55621107
Explain like im a bum

>>55621121
mr sunak ser pls

>>55621107
Sold when the whole 'China reopening' thing was revealed to be absolute bullshit. Long term prospects are good but I'm not holding for the next year.

>>55621123
Copper is often associated with overall public economic strength and health.
For example, as China keeps crashing through the floor, copper is taking a dive as well. As US presented worse data regarding production of new real estate, copper also took a nosedive.
I am being overly serious though. What actually is concerning is the fall in income taxes

>>55621162
You mean not holding copper or not holding anything?

>>55621174
>fall in income taxes
How did this happen when unemployment is supposed to still be very low?

I will lose to inflation if i dont lever up, i will get heemed on every red day if i do.

>>55621086
Before
Bonds uninverted in June/July of 2007 while the Fed was talking about cutting rates then, then in August they started to cut rates. The SPX also topped out at around the same time too.

>>55621176
Just copper, its honestly very good commodity to trade and not nearly as manipulated as other metals but there will be better entry points later.

>>55621180
Weird, huh? Wages are reportedly increasing, people are working more and more hours, unemployment at ATL levels... yet it seems taxes are decreasing? Are people paying less taxes? I highly fuckin doubt it.
I believe someone mentioned the "government crowding out effect", but even that does not fit seeing as the private sector is borrowing more (M2 increasing) and wages are increasing
Just weird. A 20% decrease is quite a lot

i read some old timey trader said you need to aim to double your folio every 8-18 months

does anyone here have such ambitions way

>Till there's another crisis and they instantly pump it back up. The bull thesis assumes the Fed will simply always do more QE at the first sign of crisis, not allowing a prolonged 2008 style crash ever again. The shitcoin called USD will be debased forever.
>>55619220 #
I think bonds are still not attractive when you consider inflation, you basically have to take the risk of stocks to get a positive real return.

Market is making a major macro top and if you guys think that a bubble top is rational you're delusional.
3 months ago smg was calling a crash.
Now : Smg still cautious half are still trying to predict a market top & call a crash
Wait another 6 montus and smg might call for a bullrun & another paradigm. That's when the top will be in not before.
Enjoy your losses bears. Pain trade is up it's all about positioning now.

>>55621121
But unlike the FTSE100, most of BTs income is onshore.
Unless you're investing in migrant hotels, it's a sinking ship

>>55621087
> I would recommend staying away from anything British forever.
Even the slags? Damn you have the best women. They're not pretty or terribly interesting but they have their charm

>>55621174
20% drop. What!? But Im seeing mothing about people making less money or job losses in huge quantities

>>55621243
Slags are criminally underrated desu. Ours just hit the wall by 23.

>>55621228
QE causes inflation though so their are limits. Inflation will cause societal destruction, result in JPOW being replaced by a Volker

>>55620614
Games Workshop (ticker: GAW)

>>55621218
Real wages are at best barely increasing but I doubt the poor are experiencing it.

>oil up
>dxy up

look at me, I'm making money

>>55621248
Don't worry about it. Nothing to see here. An average US citizen is insanely rich due to the strong economy, don't question it

>>55621218
>>55621248
>>55621180
Part of it is labor participation rate. This number is far more important than unemployment rate. Unemployment rate is a politician talking point and is manipulated like crazy by statisticians trying to make their data set look good or bad.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CIVPART
I think the other part is 2021 had taxes applied to the free money covid checks they forced on everyone.

>>55621248
They increased all the tax brackets

>>55621361
EXACTLY!

>>55621367
Zoomers and boomers simply do not want to work

>>55621401
I'm not sure if you can attribute this to zoomies for these kinds of numbers
We never recovered from 2008, we stabilized though. There's 3-4% of the US that left the labor force post GFC, and never came back.
And we never recovered from Covid, but high inflation may make some early retirees return to the workforce temporarily.

10th green day in a row for the dow Jones woooohooo

Why can’t /smg/ find ONE (1) good stock?

An early Google, Nvidia or Apple will have us all set for life!

A midcap company with a strong product or service, profitable business, and a and large market potential

>>55621443
During Covid the government basically told everyone that they didn't really have to work, most jobs weren't essential, and that if you don't work it's OK we'll give you free money, hey we will even cancel your student loans. This is the mindset many people have now, work is no longer something they have to do.

>>55621483
LOCKHEED

>>55621483
CROX

What are some good tickers for getting in on the eventual AI drone defense industry? I bought some KTOS but looking for more options.

>>55621505
>buying a company called chucksneed fartin

>>55619013
>Not loading up on Covestro collecting divvies until the ADNOC deal pulls through while Abu Dhabi already hinted at valuing it at 90/share
>ngmi

how do I invest in seattle Washingtons hooker market? More short time fuck hotels?
https://youtu.be/Z4fE35Srjxg

>>55621367
>labor participation rate
is higher now than last year though... and yet, income taxes as a whole decreased.
But as we have been told repeatedly, never bet against America

why the FUCK are futas green?? can we really not get 2 red days in a row? wtf bobros?

>>55621551
I need PLTR and COIN to crash sers.

>>55621221
If you did that for a decade you'd be the greatest trader in history

>>55621538
Why are these men in their underwear?

>>55621551
Bobos get all excited for 1% down went 1% up is disappointing day for mumu kek

>>55621221
I'm aiming to double 1k ten time in a row to become a millionaire, simple as.

Assuming I have a 50% chance to get my trades correct that's 0.5 ^10 = 0.01%, 75% increases it to 5.6%

Better odds than the lottery I guess.

>>55621538
How common is prostitution in the USA? Don't they have vice cops?

>>55621623
Less common then most of the world, less common the Europe, Asia and India

>>55621483
It's easy :
IBKR

-When shitcos casinos went up BNB on binance went parabolic.
-Exact same pattern here but in the stockmarket casino this time.

Don't fight the casino invest in it it's the most profitable company during a retarded highly speculative bullrun. Doesn't matter the sector.

Almost everyone with some money (10k+) is on ibkr.

>>55621671
Even exchange operators dont make money any more. That's what NDAQ bought adenza.

>>55621483
Also if you think it's not an uptrend from here stop watching charts right now

>>55621671
As a bong its definitely one of the best brokers I've used. Lots of free features and the fees are cheap.

Other brokers will jew you with hidden fees (like 70bps FX conversion and "data fees"). I like the advanced order types, etc it has as well.

>>55621671
Neat!

>>55621671

>>55621623
Some of these girls are too pretty to be prostitutes. I regret falling down this rabbit hole of street walking videos. After visiting the philippines I think these hotels can easily be crowded out by offering short time rates (many do already but..) also by providing clean rooms that are just the essentials without bullshit like carpit that just gets ruined as well as providing security on premise. The fuck hotels in philippines always had two security guards at the door. Of course this would end up being a scale operation so there might not be enough fucking density for this.

>>55621707
They has guard because the girls were trafficked slaves

What happened with American Express earnings? It looks down in after hours.

>>55621679
Wait for the "Stock Yield Enhancement Program"
You need to not be a poorfag since it's only accessible with 50k+ but it's basically what ETH was doing during last bullruns, everyone wanted to get a "making it" stack to earn interest.

>>55621722
nah. Guards are there to make sure no one is getting shaked down. Dudes go in with the girls, and then if any shady types come through they get turned away at the door. Girls can try and rob the dudes, but no violence on property unlike current motels in USA where you're liable to get a pimp calling on you to shake you down.

>>55621730
Parents sell their children to traffickers who tell them oh she's going to work in a factory. She is taken to a brothel where she is tortured, drugged and raped until she submits to fuck 20 men a day.

>>55621726
Wow, who is this beautiful, sweet, and innocent angel? She certainly doesn't have three very interesting videos on the internet that her father tried to purge with all his might...

Bros, why is oil so damn strong as of late, even with the supposedly "bad" Chinese data? Hell, DXY is up, yet oil is also up? Expensive oil will make the inflation even more sticky than it already is

>>55621746
U.S authorities are too busy failing colour revolutions and chasing white supremacists to do anything yes anon. I'm trying to make "Fuck You" money so I don't have to deal with that anymore, or at least minimize it in my life.

>>55621483
Fine idk iron mountain. They build up servers and collect money on that or something. Old company with a new mission that falls in line with serving AI needs. If that's bad idk but truff I guess

>>55621483
>An early Nvidia
It is still early, m8. Haven't you heard? AI = INFINITE GROWTH

>real bond yields across the entire curve from 3 months to 30 years are lower than 2%
>this has caused a flight into corporate and high yield bonds
>the demand from this has driven up the price to the point that the yield
>its dropped so far that you aren't getting enough to even cover the risk of holding those bonds in the first place
>value and size hasn't been a thing since before 2008 and its possible this also doesn't exist because of investors dumping into it for the alpha until it lowered and no longer gives real adjusted returns
>the only risk left to get profit from is the reward premium and international

>>55621824
Corporate bonds are also incredibly fucking risky. I mean pretty much every week a major corpo is going under. Sweden for example is about to get ass blasted because their major REIT which is a significant portion of their economy and peoples savings is insolvent.

>>55621483
Nvidia is still early. apple hasn't even launched iBrain yet.

>>55621844
we actually have a corporate bond bubble
even has its own wikipedia page
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_debt_bubble
>"In June 2018, 22% of outstanding U.S. nonfinancial corporate debt was rated "junk", and a further 40% was rated one step above junk at "BBB", so that approximately two-thirds of all corporate debt was from companies at the highest risk of default, in particular retailers who were losing business to online services."

>"By mid-2018, total outstanding U.S. corporate debt reached 45% of GDP, which was larger than that seen during the dot-com bubble and subprime mortgage crisis."

So what was the solution by the fed after causing this problem?

>"On 12 May, the Fed began buying corporate bond ETFs for the first time in its history. It stated its intention to buy bonds directly "in the near future". As companies must prove that they can not otherwise access normal credit to be eligible for the primary market facility, analysts opined that it may create a stigma for companies and be little used. However, the guarantee of a Fed backstop appears to have ensured market liquidity."

just fuck our shit up

>>55621884
Its so joever

>>55619013
What’s a good broker for yuropoors?
I’m getting xtb and some tnt something shilled on jewtube sometimes

Will my next Friday soxl calls be ok or do I have to start a new position for aug? SOXL is life

>>55621892
Well I wouldn't touch government bonds at all since they are yielding less than 2% real returns. Unless you're building an emergency fund, and even then I'd hold a tips etf like SCHP.

I wouldn't touch corporate bonds because there's a good chance we have another financial crisis.

So yeah its all in on stocks baby

>>55621904
Interactive Broker / Degiro

>>55621844
SBB is a non-issue, m8.
>>55621884
There is no risk in the modern world. Always get fuckin bailed by the government. Fugg inflation, right? Then again, if it works then it works. You can literally always print more money. The US dollar is just too sought after and will the US can go on printing forever
>>55621824
Oh and qt mumei

>>55621884
Problem is the fed can do whatever the fuck it wants broadly because of how important the dollar is to global markets. "BRICS" still has no teeth it appears to me because most of the currencies that make it up.. are well junk. Especially China. They're sitting at something like 300% debt to GDP currently and it's just going to get worse for them as they are forced to do more heavy handed approaches to protect themselves and insulate themselves from rampant over spending. The only country in the world that has a currency worth a shit currently is the Russian rouble. Look back at the value of the rouble before the colour revolution in Ukraine where they took Crimea. The country has a low debt to GDP, has a wealth of exports, and has plenty of opportunity for growth.

For example, Siberia is still broadly untapped. The last major construction work was under the Soviets to build the BAM which was to bring metals and other materials from Siberia properly to market. The issue is that Russia is under capitalized and has too many oligarchs corruption in the game. If for example Russia chose to operate under a sorta Chinese model where "Developement Zones" were created with better protection to investors and the U.S wasn't trying to skullfuck anyone who touches Russia imagine the riches that could be obtained.

Come on OXY, finally close more than $62 today for daddy so I can brag about finally hitting my all time highs again to people who have been getting new all time highs during this retarded tech run.

>>55621916
>SBB
I mean yeah who gives a shit about New Somalia the point I was making is there are a lot of companies that are zombies and cannot survive without 0% rates.

those motherfucks at the NYMEX are terrorists.
you can just about 95% of the time count on gold going to shit after 8am.

>>55621924
Shockingly enough its not BRICS that are a threat to the US dollar but countries just trading in their own currencies. ASEAN dropped it, India is using rupees, Brazil dropped the dollar, there is a huge list.

The US dollar is at a record low of central bank reserves in the world and normally that's whats let us offshore so much inflation. We essentially levy a tax on the rest of the world. The lower the percent of dollars goes down the more and more america itself will have to bear the weight of inflation and the fed's policies.

>futures

>>55620004
Dropping the DVD by mail service is a bigger fuckup. Their streaming library sucks. I ain't subscribing to that. In related news, /smg/ should get together and buy out Netflix' DVD by mail division so it doesn't go extinct. Just think of all the fun we could have running our own business!

>>55621978
This anon gets it. Brics is nothing but countries not using the dollar is something

>>55620050
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy where the f you been scoops?

>>55621995
A lot of the people here are the bitter angry autist types that would spend more time yelling and sperging than working. I wouldn't want to participate in what is effectively a retard corral.

>>55621978
There just aren't a whole lot of solid alternatives to the game. Countries have far too much debt globally. Chinas Yuan is just going to continue getting devalued and there is nothing the chinks can do to stop it since the debt snowball is rolling downhill now for them. India.. They have some complex problems I wouldn't want to speculate on. The Arabs don't know anything but oil (they are trying to cultivate a real estate/tourism market but no one wants to deal with entitle arab tyrants).

>>55622020
disgusting HWOERE

>>55621978

Yeah, that's not working out great for Russia so far.

Turns out that people don't really want to accept crap thirdie currency

>>55622007
>>55621978
>Starting from early 2023, Argentina plans to join Brazil in paying for Chinese imports using the yuan instead of U.S. dollars. The country's goal is to safeguard its diminishing reserves of U.S. dollars.

>In late March 2023, China and Brazil finalized an agreement to conduct trade using their respective currencies.[11] China holds the position of Brazil's largest trading partner, with a bilateral trade volume of approximately US$150.5 billion (US$200 billion) recorded last year. This marks the 14th consecutive year in which China has maintained its status as Brazil's primary trade partner. Additionally, Brazil stands out as the first Latin American country to surpass a trading volume of $100 billion USD with China.

>In April 2023, Bolivian President Luis Arce revealed that the government is actively considering the adoption of China's yuan as an alternative to the U.S. dollar for conducting international trade.

>Since 2011, China is gradually shifting from trade in US dollar and in favour of Chinese yuan,[16] and in March 2018, China started buying oil in gold-backed yuan.[17] In March 2022, multiple reports claimed that Saudi Arabia was in talks with China about trading Saudi oil and gas to China in Chinese yuan instead of dollars.[18][19] In December 2022 at China - GCC Summit, President Xi Jinping called for Oil trade payments to be settled at yuan.[20][21] Foreign Minister Wang Yi stated that Chinese-Arab relations experienced a "historic improvement."[22]

>In January 2023, Finance Minister of Saudi Arabia Mohammed Al-Jadaan stated that it is open to trade in other currencies besides the US dollar, and this expression is considered to be the first time in 48 years.

>According to the IMF's Currency Composition of Official Foreign Exchange Reserves (COFER) survey the share of reserves held in U.S. dollars by central banks fell from 71 percent in 1999 to 59 percent in 2021.

>>55622041
Issue is that there isn't anything Russia wants to import from India to use it. That's a very simple problem to solve though
>Figure out what Russia needs
>Create an import company to bring that good to Indian market
>Russia can now use its rupees to buy those goods from India
I imagine that is already what is being done, but that type of process probably takes time.

>>55622058

Ignoring sanctions, this just adds a middleman to make everything more expensive. This isn't really a win for Russia in this scenario.

>>55622041
>Turns out that people don't really want to accept crap thirdie currency
Come again?
>https://www.reuters.com/world/india-ties-up-with-uae-settle-trade-rupees-2023-07-15/

>"NEW DELHI, July 15 (Reuters) - India has signed an agreement with the United Arab Emirates that will allow it to settle trade in rupees instead of dollars, boosting India's efforts to cut transaction costs by eliminating dollar conversions."

>During a visit by India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi to the UAE on Saturday, the two countries also agreed to set up a real-time payment link to facilitate easier cross-border money transfers."

>"The Reserve Bank of India said the two central banks agreed to link India's Unified Payments Interface (UPI) and UAE's Instant Payment Platform (IPP)."

>>55621937
You know what's funny? The stocks that have been going really well this month are frickin REITs and properties... literally wot? All of them have had to issue buttload of new shares to take in money and the rates at that time were only at 3%. Inflation since then accelerated and the bank is forced to hike further and will probably hold for longer.
I have no idea how that is bullish for REITs but apparently it is. Fugg dis gey market.
It is actually incredibly how fragile these companies are. The rates are insanely low even with these supposed rate hikes. 3-4% the fugg?
Just you wait till they go above 5%... the entire Sweden will shit itself. God I hope so. This country deserves it. They created this mess for themselves and now will have to face the consequences

>>55621174
I think a lot of the income tax revenue decrease might come from tech layoffs. The median job pays, what, $40k? Once you factor in tax brackets and child tax credits and shiiiet, a FAGTMAN worker making $200k probably pays 10x the median job in income tax.

>>55622072
REITs are unique in that they didn't get bailed out in 2008 so after getting bent over the table they changed their debt and made it both longer term and overwhelmingly fixed rate.

Shocking so when you don't bail out an industry it actually changes and learns to fear consequences and works to prevent them in the future, who knew?

Also the whole point of reits is that they can just sell more shares to raise money. That's their whole purpose, investors buy shares and that money goes into properties. And because they aren't taxed it works out nicely

>>55622064
I wouldn't significantly think so. Considering Russia is iced out of many markets I would believe they have a lot of goods that are in low supply they could use their rupee reserves then to facilitate swaps of resources. That was extremely early on into the Ukraine conflict though when oil was flying extremely high and they were making money hand over fist.
>>55622072
CRE's are still flatlining and need to be called dead but no one seems to be rushing to that conclusion because banks are especially hurt by that. In addition housing prices just continue to go up in spite of cost of financing changes.

>futures

>>55621483
Meta and Tesla are both early considering the things they're working towards

>>55622110
old world economy looking phat today

>>55621884
Fed essentially gives out participation medals, it doesn't matter how shitty and useless you company is, it doesn't matter how hard you try, here is your medal just for showing up. This is Capitalism in 2023, as long as you participate you get to win

>>55621951
those fagnigjews have put a flat blunt tip on my skyward reaching spike

>>55622167
picrel

my CVNA short is 300% underwater

>>55622190
I figured the market crashing on good earnings meant it was just making liquidity for the next run up. Could’ve went either way this morning though but ultimately it was leading to a pump

smg is dead

>>55622231
because bobo got liquidated

Actual picrel in EU underway, ffs, fuck you guys.

>>55622248
>bobo
*nasdaq tech queers

>>55622248
still short
no stop loss
let the brokers close it for me

STOP LOSING MONEY EVERYDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEE

I sure do hope BTC goes up in the next 7 days or else my RIOT calls will be worthless

>>55622248
haha he almost got that strawberry

>>55622287
yeeep, me too.

this is the most artificial premarket gain in a long time
no way it survives

>>55622292
Conductance more like resistance lmaoooo gottem

>>55622316
Maybe double top daily, so it'll stay here?

>>55622316
>>55622287

Is there a better trade for punishing VIX futures market maker paypigs than short price targeted butterflies on VXX? I think not

> futures

Huh b-b-bobr-r-os ? I shorted the top r-right?

>>55622349
your shitposts only make my conviction stronger, I was one of the only bulls in october/november 2022 and I was right and all of you faggots were mocking me

>>55622353
I don’t understand a thing you said or the pic attached

>>55622316
watch ES1! test 90-95 range, then continue higher.

Say it with me:
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET

Fuck man, I can't believe I bought FRC instead of PACW. I was even deliberating between the two. To think that I lost 70 grand instead of making 2-3x because of it. Hurts bro. I'm effectively financially ruined now. I need a 10x just to get back to where I was.

>>55622369
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET
BULL MARKET
>BULL MARKET

>grass
Cut
>linux
Updated
>Sip
Cracked
Yup. Its stock market time

>>55622365
Embrace entropy. Short the VIX. When you short the VIX you are trading against VIX futures market makers. Those market makers are the sluttiest paypigs whomstd've cannot cum without handing over fat wads of cash to their findom daddies. That's where the pic related comes in. The best highest leverage yet safest way to short the VIX is via directional butterfly option spreads on VXX. This one in particular is a so-called broken wing butterfly so it has even less risk should the VIX futures market maker paypigs get uppity and try to pump the VIX in a halfhearted effort to try to deny me my cash (this seldom works in their favor). I'd suggest researching butterfly options

>>55622316
dumbfuck bobo

>>55622393
>Linux updated
My main trading box is running Manjaro which is about 30 days behind on updates and is a major kernel update behind. I'm scared to update it now lest it refuse to reboot. Weekend project

predict market open

>futes

>>55622421
Everything to ATH. No reason just cause

Should I short PSQH?

>>55622421
SPX 5K

>>55622421
fuck you pump

>>55622445
Nah, I'm long

Hello niggers. I need PLTR and COIN to go down.

>>55622422
ES undergoing a big test right now. Will determine if we are opening with buyers or sellers.

Why is he so angry?

Daily reminder: today is opex.
I think most of the effect happened yesterday though.

DIE FUCKING MARKET DIE

>WHOAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

what are zou doing with that gun anon? PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT SIR! NOOOO

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTF WAS THAT

>>55622419
>Manjaro
I used arch for many years before switching to gentoo and rarely had updates break anything. Back then I had an nvidia gpu and that was usually the cause when something did go sour.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

I have been a bobo for months and yesterday I threw 3 figs at something and now I am full on Mumu calling for total bobonigger death.

OOOOF

>>55622503
This image kills me every time. Complete Bobo death

NANI?!

Bought a put. Expect soxl $27

This market is crazy
Retardbuyers retardpumping time and time again
No dip left unslurped

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>>55622506
>29:59

>>55622569
As long as COIN and PLTR dumps ser.

Hey /smg/, <3 you guys but also you never give any good fucking advice so fuck you

Which is why I'm here for your advice. I work a basic 8-4 job, and I'd like to start volunteering more and giving to my community. For the non-degenerates out there, how to do you fit volunteering or charity into your daily life? How can I get started in a way that works with my schedule?

This is stock related because I've made recent gains and am considering donations

>>55622578
No sir don't tell me you missed buying both at the bottom classic biz

Why the fuck is US buying EU after these disappointing SAP numbers? They meme hard on AI and delivered nothing.

Enjoying this opex, Mumu?

>>55622607
We have more money than we know what to do with.

>>55622605
>Bottom
>52 Wk high

Wut

And AAPL has become THE meme besides NVDA, even worse when you consider how stable it is. One of the few pumping FANG+ today

>>55622609
Yeah, you print it like Zimbabwe. Not much difference between anymore.

>>55622602
Fuck those donation organizations they're all degenerate and some of them are corrupt and useless. Help the people in your life.

Gentlemen, consider what would happen to your positions if alquaeda detonated a nuclear bomb in the middle of Manhattan right now. Would your portfolio go poof like a fart in the wind? If so what does that say about your risk management. Always consider the worst

>>55622622
>>55622622
>Not much difference between anymore.
Hey, our white genocide is way less overt.

>>55622629
>>55622629
>>55622629

>>55622602
>volunteering
>charity
I don't

>>55622613
well at least I know you're retarded based on the reading comprehension kekw no wonder

>>55622638
It's much more deceiving and insidious.

>>55622602
start donating to some awesome open source software devs like blender

>>55619220
>bonds
You can get around 5% from some savings accounts and Money market funds now.

>>55620830
Imagine the smell.

>>55622030
There's been talk that China might switch over to a gold standard if shit really hits the fan.

>>55622849
Right same thing, people have options, the thesis would be big tech was the only logical place to put money in March, now conditions have changed. It's not sexy and I realize as an American I'm supposed to work in niggers somehow but a thesis was asked for and there it is. I could do a bull thesis, if anyone would like, but it's not really necessary because the truth is most people are pussies and are comfortable enough with the knowledge that most companies don't go out of business and you don't need to be right about anything as long as you are willing to hold until inflation gives you a paper win.