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>tfw gf won $2.5 million in settlement case
>$800k goes to jew/cuban lawyers (we live in Miami)
>her lawyers are shady and unprofessional af
>even after they get their cut of the money, they are now coming up with bullshit charges and can't provide any receipts upon request
>there's also no documentation of her agreeing to those charges--i.e. counseling, therapy, etc.
>whenever she send emails asking for things in writing, they don't respond but call her

How do I help her beat these fucking greedy faggots? Should she just tell them to fuck off?

>> No.55578888

free consultation with another lawyer or contact the state bar to have their license to practice law jeopardized

>> No.55578920

>>55578845
>can't provide any receipts upon request
Sue them, get these motherfuckers disbarred.

>> No.55578924

>>55578888
Holy quads for truth

>> No.55578941

>>55578845
>>tfw gf won $2.5 million in settlement case
What happened?

>> No.55578958

On second thought OP make sure she's telling the truth. Maybe she's spending the money and don't want you to know.

>> No.55579065
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>>55578958
I was by her side throughout a portion of the settlement case, which took about three years. I'm pretty educated and hold a respectable job at a non-profit in the economic development space, and I can assure you the way these lawyers conduct themselves with my gf is extremely unprofessional. I told her to demand itemized receipts and any form of writing that proves she preemptively agreed to those charges. The receipt they shared was laughable; it was something a retard Cuban threw together in Excel. I will post a picture if I can find it. Incidentally, 4chan harps on Jews a lot, but honestly Cubans are infinitely times worse. Fuck Cuban people. Lawyers are also greedy fucks who don't actually contribute anything to society. They just found a way to monetize the legal system and overcharge for their "services."

>> No.55579123

>>55579065
All you really need is to find a lawyer not socially connected to them to go in for thew kill and again I'd seriously consider reaching out to the Bar association. Most state associations take this stuff verry seriously and are almost as uptight as the licensing boards for medicine for impropriety.

>> No.55579183

Personal injury lawyers take a shit-ton if they win a case because the costs involved in getting a huge payout for personal injury are huge.

I know a guy who just won a $1.5M mental health claim from being bullied out of job 5 years ago, and after a few years of working on the case hes only netting $500k after all the costs.

>> No.55579192

>>55579065
also not all lawyers are shit.

Friend of mine wife is pretty much better Call Saul before he went evil and does cheap boiler plate wills, living wills and contracts to protect the elderly from their family and makes her living on the volume and ease of taking 15 minutes to bang one out.

>> No.55579216

>>55578845
>we live in Miami
Are you white?
Are you JQ pilled?

>> No.55579236

>>55578845
>gf won $2.5 million in settlement case
lmfao do Americans really?

>> No.55579272

>>55579065
If true get them shut down. Someone else has probably been waiting for something like this to come around so they can represent.

>> No.55579296

>>55579236
Its in all western countries.

Lawyers have free reign to cuck companies out of millions, and also cuck their clients out of a majority of their payout.

I guess this doesn't work in 3rd world countries because the lawyers would prob end up missing.

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>>55579183
>I know a guy who just won a $1.5M mental health claim from being bullied out of job 5 years ago, and after a few years of working on the case hes only netting $500k after all the costs.

Yeah, it's insane that her lawyer pockets $800k, especially since the defendant wanted to settle, not go to court. The entire situation is retarded, and I hate Cubans, so I will probably go the state bar to fuck over these faggots.

>>55579216
>t.

>> No.55579366

>>55578845
They don't want emails because they don't want a paper trail. I'm also going through litigation as a plaintiff and that was literally the first thing my lawyer said. Anything in an email can be used in current or future litigation.

Look up to see what your state's laws are about recording conversations. I believe Florida is a one-party consent state, which means you can record any phone calls between her and her lawyer without their knowledge.

Do your own research and re-read everything you've signed between them so they don't sue you for that later.

>> No.55579420

>>55579314
I don't think the 800k is particularly egregious if they are honestly billing and not doing shady shit. It allows firms to take on riskier cases they might not win and the one big win they have may subsidize the cases the fought and lost. Judges should factor cost into the award and it evens out.


Its the other shady shit they do.

>> No.55579427

>>55579314
They pocket a similar amount on a settlement. Typical is 25% for a settlement, 33% for a litigated case

>> No.55579430
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>>55579314
That's kind of how it goes. I'm suing a previous employer to the tune of $200,000 for not providing wages they owed. The breakdown basically goes like this:

1. 40% of any winnings to your lawyer
2. 30% (approximately) tax
3. Settlement is the most likely outcome, which means I'll probably only get like $120,000 and that would be an optimistic outcome.

So doing the math on that, I'll probably only come out of it with $50k, which still isn't bad, but yeah. Everyone takes their pound of flesh.

On the other hand, your lawyer works for "free" in the sense that you don't have to pay him up front for his services, and he only takes a cut if you actually win. I agreed to all of it because if nothing comes of it, I still make money I wouldn't have had before for basically zero work besides filling out some forms. Pretty low risk to me.

First round of negotiations they offered like $10k and my lawyer told them to fuck off without any input from me which was kind of lulz, so I get some entertainment out of it as well.

>> No.55579449

>>55579430
This is how it works.

If you're offered no win no fee then expect a massive fee if you win.

>> No.55579485

My folio just made a new ATH

>> No.55579530

>>55579065
I'm a lawyer and I bill all my hours in excel. All lawyers. Guess how much settlement you got without a lawyer, faggot. Now pay up.

>> No.55579556

>>55579192
Imagine not only being a probate lawyer but the extent of your practice is executing wills for seniors lmao

>> No.55579570

>>55579366
Florida is 2 party consent you retard faggot

God non lawyers are fucking DUMB

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55579595

>>55579570
>Florida is 2 party consent you retard faggot

Okay, please explain what this entails as if we are retards, you fucking faggot. Also, get a real job that contributes to society.

>> No.55579659

>>55578888
checked
and this OP
tell them you are going to contact the state bar and you only want to communicate through email
do this through email obviously

>> No.55579696

>>55579595
You have to ask the person you're talking to if you can record them you braindead nigger

>> No.55579706

>>55579556
>Imagine not only being a probate lawyer but the extent of your practice is executing wills for seniors lmao

From what I hear the bitch loves it, she just has some boiler plate crap, works 24 to 32 hours a week for her firm and only does the easy stuff for people who have nothing but maybe a camp and a boat and gets to see her kid with thew free time. Her husband told me she doesn't even touch the estates with actual wealth unless her firm wants her to. According to him the boss likes it because she is pretty likable and the old boomers recommend friends and family to the firm about other stuff

>> No.55579725

>>55579659
Lmao yea threaten your attorney because you have a feeling something is off. No evidence juat a hunch! Client grievances happen all the fucking time and unless you have evidence of an actual offense you're wasting your time.

>> No.55579755

>>55579065
these aren't regular Cuban people, these are gusanos.

>> No.55579788

>>55579725
>the jew screeches in pain as it stabs you in the back with a dagger

>> No.55579882

>>55579788
Only niggers who slip on peepee in walmart have big personal injury settlements. We take a fee just for the assault on our olfactory senses when dealing with such plebs.

>> No.55579906

>>55579065
>at a non profit in the economic development space

You're a grifter shill who begs more successful people for money.

>> No.55579950

>>55579314
Pick a public park and time.
I'll be there to Tribe & Train.
You can observe and initiate contact if you so desire. I'll probably be the only gringo.
If you try to make contact and give me the heeb-jeebies, I'll say I don't know what the fuck you are talking about and pepper spray you.

WP.

>> No.55580705

>>55578845

let me guess, your GF ate a french fry that she thought was too hot and burned her mouth a little bit?

Not satisfied with the 40% retainer she signed with her lawyers.... let me guess, you are both jewish aren't you?

>> No.55580718

>>55578845
>How do I help her beat these fucking greedy faggots?
It's too late. Presumably she signed a fee agreement. What she should have said is 1/3 contingency fee sounds a little high. This case is probably worth a lot of money, are you willing to reduce that? If they say no then hang up and call the next lawyer, tell him that you talked to someone who wanted a third but you're looking for someone to do it for less. Would he be willing to? Repeat and get a bidding war going.
Every lawyer wants to take a million dollar case. It blows my mind that some people call me with great cases and don't even ask if I'm willing to come down from 1/3. If they did ask I would drop to 25% because 25% is still a ton of money when it's a big case.

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55580822

>>55579906
Cope harder.. I do more for society in a week than you will over the course of your entire faggot career. The best part is, I know you hate your job.

>> No.55581241

>>55579485
Based chad, anticipating that with my Algo, Krest, Flux and Matic stash in the next bull run.

>> No.55581298

>>55579192
That’s not impressive. In some places there are restrictions as to how much lawyers can charge you to write wills

>> No.55581418

>>55580705
You're dumb. Watch Hot Coffee. Law suits solved a LOT of problems and made the world what it is today or McDonalds still be selling coffee that will burn your for 20minutes after you buy it. Stupid cunt, you fell for business propaganda to have tort reform and not be able to sue anyone. Stop being a tard

>> No.55581477

>>55578845
My father dies and doesn't leave a will. My sister gets a lawyer without telling me and I suddenly have their mail in my mailbox. I get a lawyer ans notice that he has a strong dislike to written communication but jus think he's oldschool.
I tell him multiple times that I don't want to sell the property. He tries to convince me that selling is in my best interest, again and again. I'm essentially arguing with this retard asshole why a property in Germany will only go up in value. Yes, 5% per year, yes, indefinitely.
He says that "some of his clients might be interested" and asks whether he wants me to make some calls.
He also mentions a son or stepson of his that might want to get involved.

I cancel my contract with him on this basis and he negates everything in writing. And sends me another bill. Fucking piece of shit bloodsucking asshole cocksucker. One of the few people I wish harm on.

Learning: massive huge red flag when all comms are on the phone. Always demand transcripts ans record all your calls with lawyers, always. Don't be a fucking inexperienced idiot like me.

>> No.55582123

>>55581418
>massive retarded payouts to drug addicted scumbags faking injuries will fix the world

t. idiot american
bet you're a fucking lawyer

>> No.55582252

>>55578888
This desu.

>> No.55582263

>>55579065
That's lawyers for you. Ironically in these circumstances going to larger firms is better compared to dodgy low or mid tiers.

>> No.55582331

>>55578845
>>tfw gf won $2.5 million in settlement case
>>$800k goes to jew/cuban lawyers (we live in Miami)
>>her lawyers are shady and unprofessional af
>>even after they get their cut of the money, they are now coming up with bullshit charges and can't provide any receipts upon request
>>there's also no documentation of her agreeing to those charges--i.e. counseling, therapy, etc.
>>whenever she send emails asking for things in writing, they don't respond but call her
>How do I help her beat these fucking greedy faggots? Should she just tell them to fuck off
they are swindlers, most likely not even lawyers, just posing as some.

>> No.55582357

>>55579065
>Lawyers are also greedy fucks who don't actually contribute anything to society. They just found a way to monetize the legal system and overcharge for their "services.

There is no law saying you have to hire a lawyer. You can do your own plumbing too if you want. Hell you can perform surgeries on yourself. Think of the savings! Kys

>> No.55582396

>>55578845
>$800k goes to jew/cuban lawyers (we live in Miami)
How many years did the case take? How much should they make? They took a gamble representing her and fronting all costs. Did she pay any money at all? No. Kys again. Why is biz filled with poor brown trash.

>> No.55582409

>>55580822
>do more for society in a week
You will never make 2.5 million.

>> No.55582422

>>55579065
>Lawyers are also greedy fucks who don't actually contribute anything to society

More often than not lawyers are the worst kinds of people, absolute parasitic scum of the earth. I think just the fact that they are lawyers is more telling than their ethnicity

>> No.55582804

>>55579065
>respectable job at a non-profit
uh

>> No.55582848

>>55578888
yup, contact the bar and say they are shady, people get disbarred everyday

>> No.55583832

>>55578845
fuck this noise. her 2.5m settlement was probably too high to begin with. you punished the wrongdoer with a big fine, you won. does her bussy still work? Have sex with her and calm her down. Also, it was never your money, Op. Ask her to take you Red Lobster and enjoy a meal you don't have to pay for once. Stop being a soiboy cuck - grow some balls.

>> No.55583861

>>55578845
Personally I get to the point where I see them in person and ask how much money a dead man can spend , don't elaborate and just stare at their forehead .

Downside is you might have to follow through, but I've never had that problem because I've been prepared to follow through and made it obvious.

These people are looking for easy money , watching your back all the time isn't easy and severely degrades quality of life.

Which is why I don't understand why people go into organised crime.