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Previous: >>55570037

Starting to think those bulls are full of shit

>>55574249
1945 - yield curve "inverted", many expected recession - post war boom prevented it; however, this inversion is not a normal one, as the Fed was controlling the yield curve until the war ended, then was allowing short term bonds to be changed but not the long term - so I wouldn't really say it counts
1966 - government spending caused inflation; yield curve inverted - Fed able to reduce inflation without causing a super hard landing - mild recession in 1969
1989 Japan bubble crisis - however mild recession did occur 1990-91 USA savings and loan crisis too
1998 Asian Financial Crisis - however the can just got kicked for several years (2000-2001 blow up)
2005-2006 - yield curve inverted in 2006; everyone expected recession, they were able to kick the can until 2008 blow up
2019 - yield curve inverted, pandemic excuse to unleash liquidity globally to prevent systemic blow up, kicked the can
2020 - covid fears of recession; absurd government spending kicked the can (as GDP is Consumption + Investment + Government spending + (exports - imports) --- if you increase government spending through borrowing, you're not in a recession
Chat GPT:
>I apologize for any confusion caused. You are correct in noting that in the examples provided, the recessions were either mitigated, delayed, or occurred but were mild. The only example where a recession was avoided entirely, as per the information available, was the example of 1945.
>I apologize for any misunderstandings earlier and appreciate your clarification. While there have been instances where yield curve inversions were followed by milder or delayed recessions, finding examples where a recession was completely avoided despite an inverted yield curve can be more challenging.
So really only 1945 - a lot of fears of the economy going down the shitter after transitioning to peace; with the Federal Reserve having done yield curve control for the whole war -- very, very different situation than the one we are currently in

Never get married, simple as.

>>55574407
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/monthly-treasury-statement/summary-of-receipts-by-source-and-outlays-by-function-of-the-u-s-government
Compared to last year
> -20% income (taxes)
Everything is fine. The economy is strong and resilient. As are the banks. Everyone is making more money than ever before. The consumer is strong.
Keep buying, anon.
>Finding examples where a recession was completely avoided despite a 20% drop in tax receipts can be more challenging, as it has never happened, ever.

>>55574424
Boomers are retiring. I don't think the fed nor the government are prepared for how badly this will fuck the labor force over. There just aren't enough of us to fill the void left by boomer retirement. We're basically at peak employment.

>>55574446
just increase immigration. simple as

SVOL

>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: BLACK SEA GRAIN DEAL CEASES TO FUNCTION AS OF JULY 18
Putin's Price Hike™

>>55574486
That's probably what is going to happen. They'll find a way to fast track citizenship, or just simply turn a blind eye to illegals so businesses can get cheap labor again. Both sides of the political aisle want cheap labor and they sure as shit aren't going to get it from Americans anymore.

Some anons can't even see that we're in a bull market.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR EARNINGS YOLOS FOR THIS WEEK /BIZ/

>>55574549
Been awhile since I've seen the cockmongler

Why would anyone buy nominal bonds instead of tips during this era of inflation and QE?

>futures

>>55574602
White girls love the BBC

>>55574602
>yjk

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>>55574611
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Let me guess, you trade leverage ETFs.

>>55574659
the crab will consume all

>>55574659
Well I'm not going to get rich and complete my love quest trading VTI.

>China economic data shit the bed again
>Europe doing its stagnant thing
>India still too small to be massively relevant
>US data constantly beating every expectation
USA bros we are so back

looks like i'll just sleep in today.
hope for a green day tomorrow

WHY ARE FUTURES GREEN AGAIN WHY WONT STOCKS GO DOWN ANYMORE THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>55574676
>post-2020 US constantly rigging their numbers harder than China
Fixed

You guys are being told by the official statistics that the Fed is doing QT and inflation is decreasing, while other government organizations print gorillions of dollars out through the back door and megacorporations keep price gouging like crazy.

>>55574706
I don't think we're looking at the same futas

>>55574706
The economy isn't strong, the dollar is just losing value more each day. Literally no reason to hold cash.

>>55574758
I would believe this if the oil markets also believed it.

>>55574721
>rigging their numbers harder than China
Even America can't rig its numbers harder than China, come on now.

shorts on
shorts off

>>55574509
They had that headline a year ago
Guess it's time for another round

>>55574676
The US is doing everything well right now. High core inflation to keep up growth and prices, "low consumer inflation" to mislead/confuse costumers/media, and the industry/semis/tech is getting back on the american soil... and see pic related
The US is about to once again retake the throne (it was already on it but you know...)

>>55574803
Based, the bobos who keep betting against America will learn how wrong they are. The economy is the strongest it has ever been.

Sup /smg/,
It's your boy Baggie back from his second 3 day vacation in the same week. Some mutilated dick tranny faggot keeps getting me b&, so on behalf of that. Fuck you troon. Hope your parents are proud of their mistake.

>>55574803
I work in Semi Tool MFR and can confirm that demand shot back up after CHIPS was signed
Before that, a serious demand pullback was expected, but now we are seeing a plateau at already high levels and expect increases in '24

>>55574874
Baggot there you are! Are you willing to do a zoom call video with Bloomberg anon, and potentially poem anon, and scoopsies as well?

>>55574847
>BULLS ARE THE GOOD GUYS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN MARVEL MOVIES!!!

>>55574409
Marriage is the single greatest boon a man can experience
It also can be destructive
It all depends on one extremely important detail. Did you marry the first girl who showed you attention without thinking?

>>55574409
>gets married twice

>>55574874
Bloomberg anon wants to apologize to you

>>55574529
Ive seen this image twice today wtf is it?

>>55574967
>he doesn't know about the new queen of /pol/
Jannies this is financial advice, sell SPY

>>55574979
I havent gone on pol in several years QRD?
Did someone say nigger on a plane again?

>>55574924
No

>>55574963
apology accepted

>>55574935
How much money have you lost on your puts?

>>55574994
Some lady claims to have seen a ghost on a plane prior to take off and requested to get off the plane.

>>55575001
Ok so they let her, right?

>>55574998
Baggot don't be a dirty baggie nigger. Imagine the amazing content that would create with so many unique personalities and trading styles. Your trading style is losing as much money as humanly possible using options. I'd like to learn everyone else's.

My biggest role model just announced he is dying of cancer.

:(

>>55575013
I don't have zoom, can you guys do it over kakao talk instead?

>>55575027
You know what, yes. As long as your gookfu makes an appearance.

Another day of
>yields up
>vix up
>dxy up
>stocks up

>>55575071
nah, we will get some profit taking today
markets will be down .5%

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>55574967
>That youthful skin and glow from the shooped body
>That 30+ face
Really puts things into perspective.
>>55574847
It is quite incredible actually. People on the internet are yelling about men checking out and whatnot and then we got the data proving that people are working more than ever. Zoomies and millenials are picking up the pace. As I predicted, the service sector obviously would benefit during the summer. Plus, the US wages are the best in the world. Hell, in Europe you would have to be top 1% to get more than 10% over a 2 year period

Copperbros, we ain't feeling so good today. China only grew 6% Y/Y... pathetic.

>>55575088
almost got it.

BIG DICK BULL

>>55575083
Nope. Profit taking was on Friday. Today the bull run continues.

>>55575083
We already had a limit down day of -.10% on Friday. Can't go down more than that

WE'RE SO BACK

>MY EV STOCKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>my slv calls are shitting the bed

>>55575093
I fell for it myself. I thought people weren't working, it just turns out there is a nation wide labor shortage. Good of you're an employee, bad if you're an employer.

I thought that the economy was shit? What gives?

>>55574706
Because there are still bobos alive

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY GOY; YOU GOTTA BUY TO BEAT THE INFLATION THAT I CAUSED. BUY THE TOP TO PUMP MY BAGS THAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED LONG BEFORE YOU, EVEN LONGER THAN YOU ARE ALIVE. KEEP THE ETERNAL PONZI ROLLING

My Negg calls bros

>>55575140
There's no labor shortage, they're doctoring the numbers so the guys in the ivory towers don't actually know what's going on. I can tell you here on the ground shit's fucked and getting worse, but at least we'll be able to see the hohols and the ruskies lobbing cluster fuckers at each other in the cat box soon.

>>55575140
There is no shortage. Wall Street is divorced from Main Street. We’re at the peak of the business cycle.

Kek NKLA baggies

>>55575158
Kek neggers gonna negg

>>55575140
>Good of you're an employee, bad if you're an employer
Why? The high core inflation coupled with the low and falling PPI means companies can freely increase their prices and more than adequately compensate for inflation (hell, significantly more as increases are far over inflation).
So I'd say this is good for all of us... as long as banks keep giving out money and the government keeps printing, which they both are. Just check out the M2

>Da gubmint is faking da job numbers
Cope, you retarded fucking bobo losers. This is the strongest the US economy has ever been.

>>55575145
The economy is shit. Any data from the fed is unreliable.

Oil baggies, I don't feel so good

>>55575182
Get a load of this npc

>>55575162
>>55575163
It has to be. It's not possible that NEET numbers could increase this aggressively without some NEETs literally starving.
>>55575177
It's good for the employee if you have a quality work ethic and are motivated. You can essentially bend business over a barrel because labor is so hard to find. But that requires you to make yourself valuable first.

>TSLA build first cybertruck

is buying penny stocks and hoping the company gets big the same as buying crypto and the same as going to a casino? Which one is more likely to pay off?

FUCK MOST OF MY MUTUAL FUNDS CONSDIST OF SMALL CAP AND THE RUSSEL IS DOWN AGAIN

IN FACT IT HAS ONLY BEEN CRAABING FOR % YEARS NOW SHIT

>>55575195
How much money have you lost sitting on the sidelines or shorting this bull market?

>>55575189
Bro, I'm a copper baggie. I feel even worse. I am still +40% but could have sold last week...
>>55575204
Who honestly gives a single iota of crap about those things? Isn't even Volvo ahead of them on that front?

>>55575182
GDP isn't out pacing inflation, this is far from organic growth, it is more like government mandated overspending growth. GMO growth if you will.

>>55574847
>>55574997
>>55575182
>>55575219
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

Natural gas? More like natural ASS.

I have 5 grand but nothing looks fucking worth buying. Everything is overpriced right now that’s worth getting into… I can’t think of a ticker that shouldn’t fall 20% before I would consider buying. Please assist

Do people think the fed is going to stop rate hikes?

>>55575245
Wait until your favorite ticker has a 20% off sale before pulling the trigger?

>>55575246
Lol they said themselves they’re raising by at least .25 Pepsis monthly until EOY

>>55575235
I'm guessing we have no less than 2 glowies in this general with us right now.

>>55575246
>Do people think the fed is going to stop rate hikes?
People think it doesn't matter. If the Fed pauses then its a good excuse to pump (even if yields keep rising). If the Fed doesn't pause then it's a good excuse to pump because that means the economy is strong

>>55575245
Same here except I have 20k.
>>55575254
This is what I am hoping for...

>>55575270
Larry Fink said inflation is going to get sticky at the 3-4% range. Higher for longer is still on the menu.

>>55575254
Yes that’s what I’ve been doing… but I want to be making money NOW is the problem. I did buy another 2k of VT in my ira at 95, but I’m looking for something a little more high flying to drop the 5 on

>>55575281
3-4% is the new target, Powell never intended on reaching 2%.

>>55575199
>You can essentially bend business over a barrel because labor is so hard to find
>requires you to make yourself valuable first.
I am a neet and I can’t find work or an internship even in finance. McDonald’s hiring isn’t something to boast about fag.

>>55575245
Bro just wait. Most likely there's going to be a turning point later this year and cash gang will be feasting like kings.
It would be a shame if you were to fomo into the top now and get stuck bagholding or heemed by a loss while the rest of us are having a blast.

>>55575222
>Who honestly gives a single iota of crap about those things? Isn't even Volvo ahead of them on that front?
Wow rude. Obviously I care anon since I posted it. And the market cares since TSLA is up 4.5% today.

PORT STATUS
>-%87.00 YTD
IM HEEMED

Is investing into commodities dead? Unless you bought literally during the covid dip, all commodities strongly underperform compared to big tech. Fuguguggggugug I regret going into this crap, thinking that commodities are valuable on account of them actually being a physical asset.
Nah, it's all about growth and has been ever since cca 2010, and especially since 2019 when the printer has been extra active

>>55575245
Just wait about a month and a half and plenty of stuff will be on sale.

>>55575293
Well NEET what are your qualifications and/or skills?

>>55575292
>https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland
How come you don't sleep at night and are inactive during the day?

i just received a bill to my name, from UPS saying i have to pay them duty fees for some parcel form China. But i didnt order anything and i didnt receive anything. wtf

https://techcrunch.com/2023/07/17/intel-backs-figures-humanoid-robot-to-the-tune-of-9-million/
>>55557942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8

>>55575281
>Larry Fink said inflation is going to get sticky at the 3-4% range. Higher for longer is still on the menu.
That's bullish
>actually inflation will fall to 2%
Also bullish
>actually inflation will reaccelerate to 6%
Very bullish

WTFWT???

>>55575335
I'm an American, I'm posting on a normal American schedule you schizo freak.

>>55575339
Fake.

>>55575270
I know it’s a bit of a meme but this was actually a decent read..

https://twitter.com/peruvian_bull/status/1679864367960199168

WTFWT

>>55575327
I can calculate npv

>>55575357
You were posting all night, putsRnotDaWae.

>>55575315

Same, I got scammed by commodities, I should have bought tesla. I'm a fool.

Just waiting for $SPY to drop below $449. I hate it when it fights the downtrend.

SUPER MICRO COMPUTER (INC) COMPUTER

>>55575370
I'm allowed to post at whatever hours I please, you pajama bers need to stop with the conspiracy theories.

>>55575359
Just imagine when the economy enters a recession. Bad employment reports will cause yields to rise because of the expectation of huge government stimulus causing inflation. We'll have rising unemployment alongside rising yields

Fuck ton of bitfarms that I want to. Next yeat-ish, some soxl calls for end of month. What do I buy today? $5k

>>55575340
Good song, though I prefer this cover
>https://youtu.be/41KtfrOQdxk

>>55575374
Right? Would have been +100% on pretty much any big tech, and I would have avoided this insane volatility of commodities

just woke up
why am I crabbing

>>55575368
What's npv?

>>55575122
>MY EV STOCKS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55575401
You made good and bad decisions in equal measure.

>>55575315
That's how commodities always work. Quick pumps followed by decades of harsh underperformance, if not outright losses.

Likely at least 6-7 years to go until they might be worth trading again.

>>55575390
Your posting schedule matches daytime hours in Europe, putsRnotDaWae.

LETS GO RUSSEL LETS GO

>>55575416
He's been officially documented as a swedecuck

>>55575416
>>55575427
The schizo deemed me a Swede, it isn't true. This crazy schizo has been stalking me for months, he's very creepy.

Are you fuckers still on your "you're a glownigger no u" faggotry?

>>55575449
I'm sorry anon, I'll need more proof to verify otherwise.

I just made $20 daytrading. When can I start selling trading courses to zoomers?

>>55575485
It's literally one guy, and has been one guy for months, he calls every bullish poster a fed.

remember all the chuds saying how the western economic system would collapse this spring?

>>55575485
I was originally involved, but I'm starting to think about it. Seems satisfying.

>>55575245
Cannabis stocks. I’m up 30% on AYRWF and TLRY

>>55575402
net present value

UVIX is a scam.
Don't even think about playing that shit ever.
Total fucking waste of time and money.

>>55575561
in what way?

>>55575505
this is exactly the kind of response i would expect from one of you glowies

boughted more BOIL

450 is the literal top.

>>55575557
Well who the hell is looking for that? No wonder you're a NEET

Another bullish day in the market lads! I'm rich af so I figure I'd let people know fuck America.

>>55575606
>450 is the literal top.
Yeah before the -.005% limit down pullback and then it pumps 2% in an hour

>>55575606
Then why the hell aren't these bastards letting it drop so we can get a chance for another pump?

Uhhhhhhh, PLTRbros?

>>55575638
I do business with some of those companies <3

>>55575621
>so much job shortages we need people
>no you have to be valuable (kvetching excuses)
If it was an employee market then they’d take anyone you nigger faggot. Those job shortages you speak of are McDonalds, amazon, Walmart shit. All the real jobs are being shed and there are hiring freezes. Online job listings are fake.

>>55574676
COVID turned out to be the reset America needed, meanwhile it wrecked the rest of the world

>>55575644
AI + glowies = $$$

>>55575638
Wed & Thu will be fun

>>55575644
and just like that palantir bros we will never be under 7 dollars again

Is everyone here married?

>>55575638
Call it, tech pumps or dumps tomorrow to Friday?

>>55575681
Engaged not married, next year is the wedding. Trying to make some fking money

>>55575681
yes married to the markets
on the phone with my wife rn

>>55575654
Listen chud I've tried to be nice to you about this but you give me no choice. Your skill set falls into the cubicle cuck territory, and the fact of the matter is AI replaced you. You are no longer needed, because you were never really needed. You can walk into basically any skilled trade and get an apprenticeship easily.

>>55575584
In that it takes your fucking money.

>>55575638
>Tuesday pumps bc BoA beats by a significant margin
>Wednesday pumps bc Netflix/Tesla beat by an extreme margin

>>55575584
Volatility goes to 0 given enough time.

>>55575681
Does my Lum count?

>>55575688
Tech will sag probably been flying too high of AI hype.. geek squad fags know already but the 40 series GPUs Nvidia released were apparently wildly unpopular besides the 4090.. and then they’re trying to muscle their competition intel out of the GPU space… a lot of pc builders now are switching to AMD because they don’t like the monopoly Nvidia has + they’re offering shit deals.. the 4080 is $1200 and has 16gb VRAM while the AMD 7900 XTX has 24gb VRAM and is only $800…

>>55575654
Plenty of jobs out there.

>>55575681
I've never even been in a relationship

Picked up $AMZN shares @$133.98 and immediately sold a $139 call. Probably should have waited on that call a bit but this could be good. Lots of room before ATH.

Still waiting to enter into $SPY. Resistant fucker.

>>55575754
Cope harder AMDcel.
NVDA 800$ eoy

>>55575688
>good tech earnings
it pumps
>bad tech earnings
it pumps even harder because "the bottom is in"

Oh well. At least I have anime to console me.

BAC or MS pump on earnings tomorrow?

>>55575720
>leveraged product that goes down over time
what did you expect?

TSLA gang...we just keep winning.

so whats going on with T and VZ. Telecoms just gonna eat shit until rates go down?

people don't think BOIL be like it is
BUT
IT
DO

>>55575783
I’d say I’m more pro AMD than Nvidia but I’m not a cheerleader for either I’m speaking purely from a public sentiment standpoint— just google “which 40 series card to buy” and you’ll get a bunch of seething ytbers like Linus saying that it’s dog shit and to skip this generation or buy amd

>>55575530
>TLRY
Have they stopped burning 1.5Bil a year?

AI bros. It's time to put bobo in a body bag

>>55575771
Thanks for posting my intellectually challenged wife

Tsla earnings. Bad or good.

Guess

>>55575925
back to your baggie cope thread

>>55575908
Good. Moon mission. $400/share in 3 months.
BET.

>>55575906
She's great. Can't love her enough.

>>55575925
The /BBBYQ/ thread is the other way if you want to make fun of the retards there, anon

>>55575925
Kek those bagholders must have shrunk at least a full 12" from the weight of those bags.

>>55575908
>>55575952
They already announced record car sales last week so earnings will be good BUT that is already priced in so I don't think we'll pump that much

>>55575908
Is there an auto manufacturer with a better profit margin?

>>55575449
You're a god damned dirty ape nigger.

>>55575990
>already priced in
Doesn't apply to BIG TECH and especially doesn't apply since the start of this decade, son

>>55576020
The guy at the end

>>55576020
Imagine the smell

do any euroniggas play with options? I've been slacking and never got into them
if you do, on what brokers?

>>55575902
LOL wtf are you thinking dude.. AMD doesn’t even have AI comparatively to Nvidia.. I’m all for AMD, and I hold shares actually, but they are getting crushed by dlss 3

>>55576024
Might even dump, cause TSLA is selling for less.

>>55576066
Mmm mmm mmm

Anyway SKYTbros, how much do you have right now in SKYT? I've got over 500 calls expiring in October lol.

Kinda went balls deep on this one. Maybe ill get rich like CLF tranny did. Who knows.

>>55576102
You'll probably lose everything.

>>55576056
Here you go bro.
>>55576020
I am gonna sound like a fag but such obscenely "provocative" "clothing" just makes the woman look unattractive. Give her a t-shirt and some pants or just remove the stupid outfit and she turns into a 10. Goddamn I hate "fashion"
>>55576074
In my country, the banks provide options through Morgan Stanley.

>>55576120
Nobody actually wears the shit from these fashion shows. It's mostly money laundering coupled with pretentious homos sniffing their own farts.

>>55575294
desu waiting for this

Anyone playing ASML earnings this week? I feel like they’re quite undervalued given the overall growth in the semiconductor market and their moat.

nice green day on the market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XWM154x1ME

chainlink baggies are creaming their pants due to ccip while their bags dump and i make tons of money since selling shitlink and buying boomer stocks lol

bought a qqq put for october just so you guys know the market is safe for the rest of the year now

>>55576111
Anon why you gotta do me like that.

Checked.

You make me sad.

>>55576078
that doesn't matter

how do I invest in volatility (as a brainlet)?

>>55576224
>qqq put
Anon, we live in a debt based system lmao

>>55576246

>>55576246
Buy physical volatility

>>55576120
thanks, but I actually get to like mine for the "troll"effect

>>55576261
Do you buy bars or coins?

>>55575245
May as well sell some puts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

I did it bros. Today I said Please and Thankyou for receiving something

>>55576289
I prefer chains and rings

>>55576284
Yeah, I figured as much. I just wanted to post some cats

Thinking about jumping back into $GOOG for next week. Not too happy with it since the 52-week high is so close. This is a weird spot.

>>55576337
that's the only two words i say to normies

>>55576337
It's wild how much it does when you aren'qt a total asshole to the wagies.

>>55576350
>GOOG
you can buy at 124.75. use limit orders to get a good price

Are you green or red boys

Straight line up. The american consommer cannot unconsoome. Even stocks are now means to consoomption.

>>55576350
Literally >>55576374
People thinking about buying 52 week highs. Now think of all the other 100k who think the same and do it. That's how this stupid stock market runs atm.

>>55575845
Lead lined wires are apparently making 88 year olds suffer from some debilitating illness or another.

Can you guys shill me a ticker to open a put credit spread on?

>>55576355
same. do you turn red and start whispering "baka" afterwards too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU

I just need NVDA to hit 500 then I’m cashing out my entire portfolio and moving to Thailand or Colombia with my 2.5mil and fucking whores till i die cmon please I hate real life let me cash out of life

>>55576379
I'm okay holding onto blue chip stocks but today has been untradeable for me. $SPY AND $QQQ won't get a proper downtrend in. The only plays I got going are my $AMZN shares/CC and $TSLA $297.50/$300 spreads. I hate today.

AMD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>>55576369
5% on the day (100% SOXL)

>>55576369
Green overall but not particularly happy about today's action.

>>55576408
holy based. wish granted

there are no pullbacks or corrections any longer.
once again, risk has been almost entirely eliminated from the market.

>>55576483
Found this nice pic of you champ

IBM-bros, how we feelin

My AI meme stock PATH doin a lil sumsum

>>55576241
Actually it does matter nigger if your play is based off of AI like you said and AMD doesn’t have jack shit to show for AI you’re just making sht up.. might as well buy McDonald’s for AI stock. I’m just saying, Nvidia AI integration is the only real AI shit right now. When the next series of cards come out hopefully AMD will have something to show but that’s still a year or two out

>>55576524
I am convinced that markets will never go down again. Friday's -.10% dip is as red as it will ever get. -1%+ days will not happen for years

>>55576571
...and the US election circus hasn't even started yet.

>>55576610
Wow thanks for ruining my morning.

>>55576368
Why don't you look at that? Back into $GOOG @$124.75. Nice call. Now to wait before selling a covered call on this shit.

Feels nice seeing I'm profitable on $GOOG for $3.7k this year.

>>55576571
You're smart, just keep buying and you'll make it. The bobotards in this thread are going to FOMO in at SPX 6000 in 2024.

>>55576658
30330 is the price of nvda stock at the end of biden's 2nd term.

>>55576671
>smart
>bugman hauling liquidity for the market makers who actually make real profits

>>55576680
I believe it.

>>55576623

>>55576610
The market knows that the government knows that the market knows that the government knows that the market knows that the government will inject as much money as needed to keep stocks going up. So now the market will just front run theoretical future government stimulus and pump to infinity. I see the likely outcome as
>stocks pump relentlessly
>yields pump relentlessly
>vix to 0
>real economy is really messed up but it doesn't matter

>>55576713
Based and bullpilled
>>55576684
Cringe and bobotarded

>>55576261
this

Will BAC even hit 30 tomorrow?

>Don't fight the fiscal spending
>Don't fight the DXY collapse

this is the absolute top, get the fuck out before every CEO in America starts telling the investors that the worst has yet to come and we sell off until Trump wins the 2024 election and gets the country back to #WINNING

>>55576782
bottom signal

>>55576774
From what I recall looking into them - like 3 years ago - they tend to trend along with $JPM. It's possible they go over $30 but would it hold is a whole different question.

Buffett does have a huge position on them so maybe it's a safe play.

>>55576782
Holy copium.

How many shares of nvda do I need to make it in 2050 (currently have 70)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PdILZ_1P74

>>55576847
Probably like 10, it unironically has potential to be a quadrillion dollar company. AI is probably the most important invention ever.

>>55576887
>quadrillion dollar company
Why stop there?

>>55576877
...and tomorrow they'll cave.

What happened to the torah burning that was supposed to happen in Sweden over the weekend?
Has it been (((prevented in the last minute))) as well?

I lose money on calls
I lose money on puts
I lose every fucking day
I'm quitting

>>55576903
Ah... who would have guessed :^)

>>55576887
>Probably like 10
Just give it up already Bobo. You only need one NVDA share to make it. AI will change everything around us and once it starts self-evolving it'll happen within a few hours. NVDA is going to $1,000,000/share minimum within the next 12 months

>>55576911
Stop doing things over a short time horizon then.

>>55574378
Today I bought LMT, what did you buy?

>>55576937
I have not made a single trade today

>>55576557
Crabbin forever
>>55576713
This guy fuxxs

it's so depressing looking at AAPL margins. Big eat the bugs vibes

>>55576713
Most insane outlook, which is why it's 90% chance of becoming reality if not higher.

>>55576963
How do you mean?

it's our time soon

>>55576937
I'm just holding spxl and tqqq. Doom bull gonna run and i'm not going to fight it.

>>55577017

>>55576937
>what did you buy?
SGOV

>>55577017
You post this multiple times a day
Your time was last year, it's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4

>>55577071
>why can't we sell the planes, nick?

>>55576937
more BOIL

>>55576937
LMT
I will sell it at weds open

>>55577062
Someday we'll see an incredible bear market crash, with QQQ dumping from $1000 back down to $600.

>>55576020
me creeping on the right with the smug smarthphine.

>>55577129
my BOIL bags give me PTSD every time I look at them

uhhhhh glowies? what's going on?

>>55577071
Is this why my BA is down today?

>>55577176
it can be one seriously spooky ass train to ride! i sold a relatively small amount while it was up, then moved that portion down lower, then sold another relatively small portion while it was up, and will again move that portion lower if the dip drills deep enough. i work BOIL to get the cost basis down and mitigate the volatility decay while awaiting one of the sudden rocket launches. i always try to keep some capital free for averaging down on sudden DIPPARINOS.

O yields 5% flat lol lmao even

>>55577188
its fuckin over

>>55577188
Schwab.com was down for a few minutes. 3spooky.

>>55577188
Glownigger market was not a joke

>>55577176
how long is "too long" to hold leveraged ETFs?
I've read very conflicting info on it. things literally saying the exact opposite

>>55577188
go back and and stay there

>>55577301
Leveraged ETFs that follow commodities are always a short term hold. Holding long term is guaranteed 99% loss.

>T
Good lord, divvyboomers.

>>55574803
The mad lad is unironically building back better

>>55577338
Short term = Less than 1 year? Three months? Two Weeks?
That's what he asked.

>>55577338
Exactly. You're supposed to buy and hold KOLD.

>>55577314
This is really being overused lately, probably by actual reddit refugees trying to fit in.

>>55577129
The technical analysis numbers on the BOIL chart look awful. Most moving averages are down and buy volume is decreasing.

What events are you anticipating that will increase the price of natural gas? Are you predicting future supply chain issues?

FINALLY! Got into a decent position in $QQQ. It took forever and a half.

Baking...

Any price projections for TSLA this week? Where do you see the price by Wednesday? By Friday? I'm hoping for 290 closing on Wednesday.

>>55577359
I haven't noticed, but I was b& for all but 3 or 4 posts last week.

>>55577400
I'm hoping for north of $300. I got a nice lotto play going and it's up ~200% so far.

>>55577341
What happen.

>>55577439
Probably this. VZ is getting heemed too: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/07/atts-and-verizons-lead-cables-us-rep-demands-telcos-clean-up-their-mess/

>>55577422
Time to put on our capitalist hats.

>>55577390
>muh charts
I watch the curve on the futures contracts and EIA projections, along with temperature outlooks, rig counts, injection numbers, the whole picture.

>>55577439
AT&T laid cables lined with lead in the ground a hundred years ago, so naturally it's a big deal today all of a sudden.

>>55577487
oh noo not the heckin environment

>>55577468
Yup. Hoping this thing pops off and I can collect a nice profit after letting my autism guide me on it.

>>55577518
>doesn't care about planterinos

>>55577518
Worse, a bunch of people in their 80s are suffering from health effects that might be from the lead.
Or it might be from their being 80, but think of the children playing in the backyard inhaling lead-farts from squirrels chewing on the lines buried nine feet under the ground!

>>55577536
>lines buried nine feet under the ground
Shit, not even the dead can touch them.

>>55577301
There are several different kinds of leveraged ETFs. There are commodities trackers, single stocks, sector tracking, and broad index tracking.
There are pros and cons to maintaining high leverage..

On the upside, you get more exposure to gains. As the dollar tends to devalue over time, assets tend to see natural appreciation. Compounding these gains at 2 or 3x pace can quickly lead to insane returns.
The major drawbacks are volatility decay and cost of leverage (real interest rate). Volatility decay is The concept that a sequence of equivalent gains/losses will produce losses due to the asymmetry of returns. For example, a 10% loss followed by a 10% gain cumulatively leaves you with only 99% of the original, a 1% loss. As a more extreme version, to fully recover from a 90% loss, it would take a 900% gain. In practice, this drawback tends to be overrated as the decay is minimal given low day-to-day vol typically experienced in most index funds, and returns tend to skew positive anyway - the gains from positive days will generally be larger than the losses.
Cost of leverage is the real killer over the long term. As these funds were largely popularized following the GFC of 2008, most shills will use backtested data from a period where nominal interest rates were zero, and real yields were negative. Effectively, buyers of stocks and other assets on margin during the past 15 years were subsidized. Nowadays, the real interest rate is expected to be closer to +2%. There is once again a real cost associated with leverage. Long term returns of leveraged ETFs must exceed this cost to deliver real returns. In essence, this is likely impossible.

Commodities ETFs in particular see much higher volatility and trade against a futures curve often pricing in large future pumps (contango) due to seasonality, so these tend to function function worse as long term holds, compared to other LETFs.

>>55577555
Based effort poster and trips getter (twice in one thread). Kek smiles upon you this day.

>>55577536
lmao remember that faggot a few years back who was buying T and telling everybody that it was the only stock you needed and he'd retire from owning it in 10 years. I was trying to tell him that selling assets to pay your dividends isn't sustainable and the fucking thing is set for a crash, and now he's got to be at least down 30% on his investment.

>he didn't buy monster energy 20 years ago

>>55577481
You seem knowledgeable about the natural gas sector. Those are good fundamental analysis arguments. Industry data is often more accurate than charts.

I assume that you know what you are doing.

>>55577341
Thank you stoploss you are truly my greatest ally

>>55577642
If you drink monster out of a straw you are no longer allowing the hebrew death ritual to complete

>>55577642
Big question is how to pick the best performers for the next 5, 10, etc. years...

>>55577760
lululemon

Baking give me a second

I should just hold on to these right? Or when to sell? I wish I did more but whatever. It isn't much in the long run but still.

>>55577794
Have they not had their day?

>>55577301
>>55577354
I see it as an intraday trade, 1 week hold at most, contract rollovers will fuck your ass if brappy gas isn't going on a golden bull run. The volatility of brappy gas also fucks you up

Is this the last /smg/?

VOLMAGEDDON I REPEAT! VOLMAGEDDON! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

>>55577819
>up 139%
Bruh sell that shit

>>55577871
>Chinamen down due to (((typhoon)))
>Internet being fucky all day
>Fed tech shenanigans
I got a bad feeling about this, Scoob.

>>55577892
>>55577892
>>55577892
>>55577892
I've baked

>>55577819
I would sell, I like staying green

>>55577659
I barely know shit, I am hanging over the edge of a cliff by a pinky when it comes to knowledge of the fundamentals, it's pretty extremely complex and even mysterious shit. Without what I *do* know though I'd be a
LOST
CHICKEN
IN
HIGH
WEEDS

This game is easy.

Added 1 share of Exxon mobile which lowers my DCA a little. Added 2 shares of Knight-Swift Transportation.