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>>55547446
>he doesn't know
it's over

>>55547446
Who the fuck has sex at music festivals? I used to go a lot pre-pandemic but I was more focused on mentally handling my drugs and trying not to get separated from my group. But to answer your question, the answer is Thailand. I plan on going there again after I dump my gf.
>inb4 ladyboy jokes kys

>>55547446
>What's the best place to get hot pussy these days?
I've just been going to your moms house, OP. You want the address??

tinder, bumble, hinge
doesnt work if u dont have a lambo

>>55547446
Here u go, OP, just send her a text through the internet

>>55547463
>trying not to get separated from my group
There's your problem

>>55547463
This. The girls have gotten a bit more expensive recently though. Onlyfans has inflated the egos of the hottest ones and now the only working girls left are either ugly or very expensive. Bangkok girls can easily cost $100-200 or more now. If you're a decent looking white guy, you would have decent chances on dating apps in Thailand though. Every Thai girl wants a foreigner boyfriend. Every Thai girl I've dated constantly talks about how cute our kids would be and shows me pictures of half western half Thai celebrities. You can use this to your advantage

>>55547446
God, my ex's sister had that exact bodytype. Slightly overweight, with tons of fat accumulating in the cow tits. Not to sound like a 2/10 wouldn't bang fag, but this chick is probably a bit more chubby than the pic lets on, kek.

To answer you question, uni campuses. Lift weights and go to the lib art sections. Every BA program is 80% female, with the males all being low test dorks. Fish in a barrel

>>55547551
I got lost multiple times at EDC Las Vegas and Electric Forest. It was fucking terrifying while tripping on acid lol. I met some cool people though.
>>55547566
Fuck Bangkok. I go from the airport straight to Pattaya by taxi or bus. But Thai Friendly dating app is a godsend. The last time I went, I was with 3 different women and didn't pay a dime because I chatted them up for weeks before I flew. I may have even impregnated one of them.

>>55547523
just pay a 1000 dollars a month then the algo works as promised

>>55547446
I believe the best way to get hot pussy is to follow women inconspicuously and see where they go. If they go to a house then they're basically inviting you in for sex because they know you're following them and they're encouraging you to go inside. It worked a few times for me, and most women kept saying I shouldn't stop which implies they enjoy it.

>>55547566
>>55547590
Based coomers

>>55547643
uhh based stalker/rapist?

>>55547643
This I followed a group of young 20 somethings I saw at my college to a party on New years eve and just crashed it. Was a great time would recommend.

>>55547523
Sounds pretty gay, how are you ven supposed to know what the girls are like before you meet them? A few pictures doesn't tell anything.

>>55547463
What? It was the way to meet sloots 10 years ago. Pic related.

>>55547446
>going to music festival
NGMI

>>55547815
RIP Zyzz. He was the one who inspired me to start lifting weights many years ago.

you can get lucky at festivals if you're good looking but numbers game wise you're a lot better off hitting a bar/club

t. had sex

>>55547851
I'm still lifting 13 years later thanks to him... Zyzz is mirin us from heavens

>>55547909
damn, 13 years of lifting?
you must be pretty jacked

>>55547446
I second this. Got out of a 2 year relationship a couple months ago and just want to fuck. Am 22. What do I do?

>>55547851
>>55547909
Zyzz was a fucking idiot that died at age 22 from roiding too hard. You should admire someone like Jack LaLanne instead.

>>55547463
Thailand is good, no question. But the true pussy paradise is the Philippines, especially Cebu. If you're a white guy and at least decent looking, the girls there will practically throw themselves at you. Hop on a PH-specific dating site like PinaLove and just ask them if they want to hang out at your hotel. Lots of them won't even ask for money beyond taxi fare, they just want the experience of fucking a foreigner. Those that do ask for money might ask for something like $30 or $40 USD to help out with their school costs. Plus, they're usually fine with no condom, and if you come prepared with a morning-after pill to give them, a good number will let you creampie them.

Last time I was there, I went for two weeks, and fucked 10 of them, all less than 25 years old, and most of which had only had one or two guys in the past (so they say). Best vacation of my life. It beats Thailand hands down IMO

>>55547918
I am, but I'm mostly maintaining it for the last 7-8 years. Too much efforts to make gains past some point
>>55547923
Zyzz was the peak of late 00s culture

>>55547851
>>55547909
It's funny because there seems to be a completely new generation of zoomers who worship him in tiktok. Way back in 2011 /fit/ i really didn't think that /fit/ would create a cultural icon of our era, feels weird.

>>55547934
He really inspired a lot of early 2010's culture too, and as i said appearently zoomer culture too. He did live the peak youth life that modern, post gen-x people can live. Taking steroids, drugs and fucking sloots at festivals and events. That's pretty much as good as a person can feel.

>>55547933
>most of which had only had one or two guys in the past (so they say)

>>55547815
Is it true he popularized
>we're all gonna make it
(bros)?
I'm pretty fucking old now and was around then, but not /fit/.
And also can't really remember if I'm imagining this or what.

>>55547446
this is where i go to get it deep

>>55547933
I honestly don’t think there’s anything more pathetic than sex tourism, I mean, just look at this guy, holy fucking shit.

>>55548238
Zyzz was a sex tourist. Even with how jacked he was, he still flew all the way out to Pattaya to try and get some pussy.

>>55548257
Yeah again Zyzz isn’t a role model, he took a bunch of roids, molly and died before he saw his mid twenties, no amount of “yes” and le funny chad face is going to take that away, he was an icon but his lifestyle isn’t one anybody should take pride in replicating, he said that himself.

>>55547446
/pol/ tried to steal this from me

unironically south east asia party islands
>>cheap
>>no rules
>>hot weather
>>completely foreign
>>western girls are easier than back home because they actually have competition with the local gooks
>>hoes say what happens there stays there

>>55547933
Tbh Thailand & Philippines is the best if you are on Tren

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>55548332
just hang yourself . genetic wasted pussy

>>55547446
Tinder, there the bitches are impressed with simple things
I can even have a 15 minute chat where I just mention the word "crypto" "big money" "sora/xor" and it's enough for them to start hinting at the word "hotel" or "netflix"

>>55547446
Go to sbk lessons and start going to sbk parties, that's it.

>SBK = salsa, bachata, kizomba
Just doing the basics will do wonders anon. I'm on the same boat than you

>>55547446
If you're an average white guy and speak english like me go to Brazil. You'll catch the interest of women so beautiful they wouldn't even look at you twice if they were born in the west

>>55548395
I will never ever kill myself

>>55547463
If it's not a labyboy youre after, it must be a minor

I normally just call here an ask them to send whoever is available

>>55548047
Zyzz and his followers are complete retards

>>55548598
I’m based actually

>>55547446
Wtf music festivals... Lol op you are alright.

>>55547483
Why would he need the address? He knows where she lives

>>55548174
Yeah, he said it in one video he recorded with his webcam. (remember those?) That's where it started.

>>55548257
Because make no mistake, even guys like that are tired of what western women put them through

>>55547923
roiding while taking cocaine and mdma every single day while having genetic heart issues pretty much buried him

>>55549151
Burned hot, went out early for sure. Personal choices and whatever else aside, he pushed people to better themselves, to lift, and seemed to pull others up rather than push them down. I saw a whole new generation of lifters show up in the gym. 10/10 would zyzz again.

>>55547446
I exclusively pick up girls at Publix. It's easy. I just swing by them and say "Hey babe, good choice of bread" then walk away. The confidence will instantly make them attracted and they will begin chasing me around the store trying to strike up conversation with me.

>>55549196
holy based

>>55547446
Too bad craigslist isn't a thing. You zoomers will never know the thrill of meeting a chubby trashy chick at a McDonald's, smoking a skunky joint with her, and then getting the soup sucked out of your body. They weren't hot, but they were trashy, nasty, and had a great head game.

>>55549215
Lmao soul not soup

>>55549196
this you?

>>55547446
the best pussy you can get, you buy it with money. you can do whatever you want with it, some top 20 years old will gladly spend a month with you or more or less if you pay. and it might end up cheaper than a regular gf (time investment in particular)
plus you get to change and have a lot of partner, if you pay enough you don't have to wear a condom but beware of stds with degenerate sluts

Imagine wanting to fuck girls and not even wanting to be paid for it lol. Imagine putting women such a pedestal that you want to please and serve FOR FREE. Imagine that you are such cuck that you delude yourself you are alpha by living for women.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>55549196
Nice ad.

Though to be fair Kroger truly is a senior retirement community

>>55549196
reply of the night

>>55547446
Bro just get a remote job and move out of the US pussy prison lmao. I bought a GL iNEt router and setup a site to site VPN with servers setup at my Grandmother's house using a software called Tailscale and I'm going to move to Argentina at the start of September without telling my work. Life is too short to live in the US anon. Also if any blackanons are reading this don't even bother ruining Argentina like you did Colombia, it is a racist JBW country. If you want a JBB country stay in this shithole US.

>>55547815
Look how that slut has her hand placed squarely on his ass.
He smashed for sure

>>55547851
>>55547909
Good for you anons, keep consistent and don’t give up. Lifting keeps you young and healthy for a lifetime.

Don’t listen to the fat simp basedboy faggots on this board.

>>55547590
Waddup forest senpai. I miss Bassnectar

>>55549259
That is genius but unfortunately in my case would be a felony

>>55549275
Me too. I've seen him 5 or 6 times. The last time was at Electric Forest 2019. Good times.

Natural Hypertrophy > Zyzz

ello youtube

>>55548585
It's that ez

>>55549291
Same bro, 5 times myself. I've seen well over 300 full live sets of bass music and nothing compares to a night of nectar. Forest isn't the same ever since.

>>55547933
A big part of Thailand's appeal to me is the scenery and culture. I would love to creampie some fine Filipinas, but I can't get over how nasty/unhealthy their food and cities look.

>>55547933
yeah but they all look like pugs and monkeys

>>55547446
Pride festivals. Good luck fren

>>55547446
I hear there's a sketchy vending machine in Shinjuku that sells it bottled.