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55519588 No.55519588 [Reply] [Original]

So THIS is the power of Illinois real estate. I kneel.

>> No.55519726

>>55519588
Does it have slave quarters from when it was built or do you have to put in a wagie cage?

>> No.55519737

>>55519726
It’s not the south.

>> No.55519898

>Mc Mansion made out of plywood and plastic
>$1.6 million, plus tip
Hard pass.

>> No.55519904

>>55519588

Tyler Perry's haunted house.

>> No.55519954

>>55519898
>built 1894

>> No.55519955

>>55519588
Looks nice

>> No.55520138

>>55519588
How far away from niggers is it?
Some times I see nice propertiea for good value in the US but then learn niggers live in the same city so not worth it.
My place is 15 mins from the city (2.2m pop) on a smaller block for around $1m USD. No niggers here. There is a chink in my neighbourhood though. But he has a nice garden and keeps to himself.
How much would it cost to live in a white neighbourhood close to a city with no niggers?

>> No.55520148

>>55520138
hey man, I'm a brown skinned man in Europe and I would love to show you that we're not all like African Americans. Can I be your neighbor?

>> No.55521314
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>>55519588
Seems like a decent town too
https://datausa.io/profile/geo/highland-park-il

IL taxes and weather make it a hard no tho

>> No.55521340

>>55520138

You will never be far from them, as the entire state is a "nigger priorities voting state." You will be their ideological hostage and you never know how that will manifest (e.g. nig breaks into your house, you defend yourself, and the "progressive" DA decides to charge you with manslaughter and ruin your life.

>> No.55521351

>>55519588
Why is it so fucking expensive? What the fuck.

>> No.55521363

>>55519954
Why did you quote the year it was built?

>> No.55521372

>>55519898
>Mcmansion
>1894
Boy are you retarded? Houses like this will never built again.

>> No.55521383

>>55521363
>t. literal retard

>> No.55521416

>>55521383
You're the fucking retard. I want him to explain why so he can make a fool out of himself.

>> No.55521420

>>55521363
because in no world is a 120+ year old house worth over a million.

>> No.55521456

>>55521416
I forgot this board is full of third world niggers that don't know the difference between a Victorian and McMansion.

>> No.55521484
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>>55521456
>Victorian with new plastic siding

>> No.55521524
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>>55521420
old house
>built by the white man from old growth wood
new house
>built by illegal spic beanoids from OSB and new growth trash

>> No.55521533

>>55521420
This is exactly what I was hoping you'd say so that I can laugh at you. You've made a fool of yourself. The age of the house makes it more valuable.

>> No.55521537

There’s only one place worth living in IL anymore and I’m not naming it here, you guys can fuck off and stay out, we’re full.

>> No.55521545

>>55521484
There's no plastic on that house. They didn't build with plastic in 1894.

>> No.55521554
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>>55521484
If you think that's plastic you need to get your eyes checked.

>> No.55521565

>>55521533
>>55521545
This is exactly what I was hoping you'd say so that I can laugh at you. You've made a fool of yourself.
because there is no way in hell that's the original siding from 1894.

>> No.55521575

>>55521554
>window clearly from the 1980's
>aluminum gutters
>no, it's definitely not plastic siding!

>> No.55521587

>>55519898
Ring ring ring retard alert retard alert

Houses built back then were made with plaster walls, solid concrete, and steel.

Now? Good god, if you saw the quality of houses built now vs this one you'd vomit. Houses now are unironically made of cardboard with paint on the walls. Anyone who bought a house in the last 10-15 years is technically underwater because the house itself isn't even worth $100k, on paper, you actually bought a $450k dump.

>> No.55521627

>>55521537
Galena?

But yeah illinois is a decent deal for living. I bought an apartment on the north side of Chicago near the beach for like $80K cash. Solid economic opportunities and big city living for like half the price of NYC if that’s your speed.

The low cost of living and high wages basically allow me to do whatever I want. Going to Italy next week because I don’t have a mortgage lol. Come gentrify Chicago with us anons while the getting is good.

>> No.55521637

>>55521565
Why not? My house has the original siding from the early 1800's. So does my shed from the 1600's.

>> No.55521644
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>>55521587
>DUDE JUST HAVE 65 IQ BROWN RETARD LABORERS ASSEMBLE YOUR PLYWOOD BOX IN 3 WEEKS AND SPEND THE NEXT 30 YEARS PAYING OFF A $687K LOAN @ 7% INTEREST LMAO

>> No.55521693

>>55521637
cedar has a life expectancy of 20 to 40 years, when well maintained.
redwood, which you don't have, lasts 75.
there is no way your house from the 1800's is using the original siding, even if you have done a superb job maintaining it.
especially not in near mint condition like the OP.

>> No.55521696

>>55521575
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Beatty_House

It was listed on the National Historic register in 1982 and according to the document the siding is "old narrow shiplap in excellent condition" and "newly painted in cream trimmed in gold".

>> No.55521775
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>>55519737
>be south
>feed clothe and tend to slaves at considerable expense

>be north
>pay "free" people so little they starve and die
Makes you think.

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>>55521537
Illinois tard here. Why the fuck do I see more and more Texas plates in my city? Who the fuck is telling the Texans?
>pic semi-related

>> No.55522791

>>55522439
I'm from IL too and employ people and the minimum wage is $13 and goes up a dollar a year for the next two years.
It's disingenuous or retarded to use federal minimum wage for your argument.

As far as TX...IL and TX have always had a strong back and forth and I believe it's familial on a large scale and goes back to the 1800s.
I'm a local history buff and have concluded this in the past about TX and not in regard to license plates.

>> No.55522830

>>55521693
The walls themselves are the siding. They can't be replaced. They're old as fuck but don't look more than a day old.

>> No.55523425

>>55519588
>0.65ac
>1.7mm
>chicongo
hard motha fuckin pass. for 450k i locked in 40ac and mountain view. still close to a hospital and shopping but i haven't seen a nigger in years. the winter up here keeps em out. you can't put a price on that. cityfags wouldn't get it.

>> No.55523438

>>55522439
Catholics, dummy.

>> No.55523608
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>>55519588
Kind of hurt the eyes a bit..

>> No.55525657

>>55521693
If they were painted with diesel or old motor oil they will last that long

>> No.55525729

>>55521372
>knob and tube wiring
>shiplap siding and 1x6 subfloor breaking in half in every high traffic area
>cast iron pipes clogged up with rusty metal/human waste conglomerate
>$60,000 to redo the roof after a severe storm

don't fall for the old house = good house meme

>> No.55525735

>>55521524
Just another thing boomers ruined

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>>55519588
and THIS is the power of West Virginia real estate. Kneel.
>>55519954
>built in 2023

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>>55520148
Don't ask for permission, just do it. And bust heads if anyone has a problem.

>> No.55525886

>>55521775
>So starving that you invent chitlins
>Well-fed

>> No.55525898

>>55519588
> Yay savings and labor is being devalued, devastating my country
Kill yourself

>> No.55525909

>>55525822
Omg it's open plan
> Spreads arms touching from door and kitchen window

>> No.55525913

>>55525822
>State so neglected that you could build a walkable car-free paradise in a temperate region with beautiful scenery
>Build this
Physical pain

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>>55519588
nice inflation hedge hoomers
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=16Y2B

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>>55519726
tfw black culture dances are the original wagie dance

>> No.55526347

>>55526129
Something tells me that this isn't what the Boule had in mind.

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>>55523608
wtf there are no curved lines

>> No.55526716

>>55525729
Im talking strictly architecture/character/design

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>>55525822
>living in greyscale
This is normal. This is normal. This is normal.

>> No.55527037

>>55525822
The American Deanobox!

>> No.55527075

>>55519588
>Highland Park
>1pbtid
It's the same fucking town that had the Parade shooter, retard

>> No.55527088

>>55521524
is it really the Mexican's fault wood is shittier now?

>> No.55527144

>>55521363
what are you retarded?

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>>55519898
>>55521363
>>55521484
>>55521420

>> No.55528356

>>55520148
I will live in Europe as your neighbour fren

>> No.55528367

>>55521524
>White people built everything out of forests like literally junk with sometimes up to 10,000 year old trees that natives worshipped
Do go on zoomer.

>> No.55528439

>>55521644
> plywood
?
you wish
700k @ 7% gets you OSB as per your pic
plywood that would be 1,5M minimum, son