/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55517796
You are a zoomer and a "quarter life crisis" is just what happens when you graduate college and have to face real world responsibilities. If you want to profit off it start a career counseling/ resume review service or become a dating coach or something

>>55517811
checked and objective pilled

>>55517796
Zoomers spend alot of time making fun of older people and so they get crises when they reach the age that they made fun of people being

>how do i profit off zoomers

you don't, they have no purchasing power yet

The quarter life crisis is just realizing how meaningless modern life is and also realizing that since the economy and social life are in shambles, you don’t even have a career and a family to cope with. All you have are your internet memes and video games. That’s radically depressing. Frankly, you have to be a real sheep to not have a quarter life crisis.

>>55517820
My mom paid a pajeet 300 bucks to redo my entire resume and I got a job a month later after being unemployed for 6 months

>>55517822
this
>t. not a zoomer
but honestly, they are right

I don't understand why being fragile is looked down upon. would you rather have people be just silent cucks that take it whatever is pushed on them? zoomers have no agency to overcome the bullshit obligations they are thrown but at least they say something even if it's just crying, better than the cucks in the past times that just went and died some war that's only fought for jewish interests.

>>55517822
I turned myself into a woman to cope

>>55517796
I hate zoomers they are the most pathetic generation to have existed in recent history

>>55517860
The weakest is to just take everything and literally "dont complain".
Aka work 50 hours a week on your slave job, be a law abiding citizen, defend the government, serve in the military even tho you know its terrible, put up with all bullshit to get a woman, accept every pay.
Its not weak to stop accepting it

I think there's a John Mayer song written about 20 years ago that used the phrase "quarter life crisis".

>>55517796
Quarter life crisis was also a meme for millenials

I'm surprised zoomers haven't just accepted their whole life will be a crisis

>>55517796
Zoomer are the NPC generation. Never was there a generation so bland and uniform. Millennials without free thought

>>55517796
Start a father service, were you help lost zooms zooms on the right track. Have them sign paperwork first so you can beat the shit of a zoom zoom perfectly legal.

>>55517827
society is so beautiful sometimes. there are layers to this post

>>55517827
based hindus providing employment services to whitoid cucks

>>55517796
quarter is the new mid

>>55517796
>lock zoomers indoors in their teens and early adulthood
>fuck the economy so hard most cant find a job thats not retail or minimum wage
>poison the dating landscape with apps so fucking hard, over half of zoomer males are incels
How could zoomers be so depressed? Must be the heckin video games

Honestly i'm lucky to find my passion early in life

>>55518015
zoomers are huge NPCs, the guys all have the same look - short shorts, white shoes, high socks, chain around neck, grown out hair. they like complete garbage modern rap, and talk like morons

the girls are addicted to their phones and social media more than a crack addict is addicted to crack, all of them dress incredibly slutty, and have mothers who will defend this behavior and try to cancel you if you try to prevent it

they are afraid to do anything because of cancel culture and social media, and jump on the opportunity to cancel someone else as a result.

>>55518112
What's your passion?

>>55518109
single does not imply sexless. research should be more specific

>>55518247
This, a bunch of them just do dick appointments and situationships

>>55517796
How about "mid" life crisis like the zoomer slang word mid instead of midlife lol.

>>55517811
^ this

You can choose multiple paths in life OP.

- The caring father figure (Noel Deyzel).

- The wise uncle (Better Bachelor)

- The douchebag cousin (Andrew Tate)

- The bad influence friends (Fresh & Fit)

- The chameleon whore (Courtney Ryan & JustPearlyThings)

- The angry teacher (Rollo Tomassi & Rich Cooper)

- The black guy at the bbq (Coach Greg Adams)

Etc.

>>55517796
Nigger I've been seeing the normie meme with some dude crying captioned with "people born in 1990 realising they just turned 30" for years. Once again cringe created by millenials is blamed on Zoomers

>>55518190
>and have mothers who will defend this behavior and try to cancel you if you try to prevent it
and try to cancel you if you date them when they're 18 and you're over 22

>>55517796
sometimes I understand them, a little bit, I know it's scary but they don't do shit to fix anything with their escapism problems
>>55517820
you can, just become a therapist and you will see how in a matter of months you will get a new car, even with the amount I make I can afford SHIBART stuff not because of the money, but because I think the art is great lmao

>>55517796
zoomers tongue my anus

>>55518074
kek’d

>>55518865
thanks for the sick bg my good man
wish there wasn’t a watermark though

It's more of a Great Depression than a quarter life crisis. Zoomers just happened to be the most assfucked by the situation right now.

>>55517796
I had a day 1 crisis where I foresaw all the terrible things that would happen. People told me I was crazy, but it all happened. I shouldve roped in the womb.

>>55517796
your quarter life crisis is actually your midlife crisis due to time acceleration

>>55517822
summed it up pretty much

>>55517796
>quarter life crisis
that cant be real, can it?

>>55517796
quarter life crisis existed also in my youth, don't act as if that's only a zommer thing.

t. 28yo millenial

>>55517811
>when you graduate college

>>55517860
Lmao you think the world is a playground where we play with tea cups and sing into the sunset. Humans are animals and just like a lion wants to pounce on you when you show your back, people will take advantage of you without thinking about why its wrong, when you show them weakness. Yeah women love preaching about men showing le feelings and being in touch with their emotions and all that toxic chauvinism bullshit but they're mostly deluded about reality. On the other hand they don't like a man who is deemed weak by other men. So yes being le fragile is not something you should look up to from a game theory perspective.

>>55517822
Correct, the entire system is falling apart and everyone can see it other than the truly stupid or some rich people who live in their own bubble. Best part is its only going to get much worse from here.

>>55518247
Sex won't make you care about society. A relationship might though.

>>55517811
Fpbp
Demoralizing OP eternally BTFO, dilating, and seething
/thread

Late X'er here.

Are the demorilization bots trying wedge millennials and Z now, instead of boomers and millennials?

I would think the millennials would in reality be very sympathetic towards the zoomers, who are now entering a world as fucked up and devoid of opportunities as they were post 9/11 and 2008 financial crisis.

2 generations in a row cucked fucking hard by money handlers.

>>55517822
This, I’m turning 25 and all I have to show for it is some staked link.

>>55517796
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>>55519907
It's called "chronic depression", anon.

>>55517827
Pathetic.

>>55519973
I think there's a bukowski quote that addresses that.

Being depressed in a world built of feces is natural. Eating 15 magic pills every morning to cope isn't.

Also, a bot campaign creating the appearance that the millennials, who've managed to accumulate a few crumbs of prosperity, are punching down at the kids who are just getting started in our ruined world isn't natural either.

>>55517814
This

>>55517811
fpbp
>>55517796
>how do i profit off of dysfunctional zoomers, financially speaking?
Mobiles, cannabis, medication, brand clothes, electric vee-hicles.

>>55517796
You are zoomer and retarded Anon. While you were asleep on the biz, Peaq and Fetchai unveiled multi-chain machine IDs for Web3 interoperability on Polkadot.

>>55517880
and who raised them?

>>55517796

Not a Zoomer but the "powers that be" in the West have developed propaganda techniques so pervasive that it will have anyone who comes into contact with it demoralized, whether consciously or subconsciously. Without a strong family that minimizes contact with the self-propagating "thought infrastructure", a lot of people are getting completely twisted up intellectually, emotionally and spiritually. It is great for anyone who can figure out what is going on and step aside of this metaphysical train barreling towards them at 150 mph before they chemically castrate themselves or spend 20 years numbing themselves with alcohol or marijuana, but miserable for those without self-control or agency. The sad part is that most people wake up well after the damage has done, leaving them fairly demoralized or forced to double-down on their woefully misguided paths.

That sad part generally occurs around 27 imo. Be thankful if you had a strong male role model in your life or some sense of belonging outside of

> Le current moment
> Le current TV show
> Le public school
> Le minority color revolution
> Le drugs

It used to be that the above things were i dont know, counterculture? Now even rebellion is coopted goyslop. Only integrity prevails.

I think it's always existed it just didn't have a real name. There is a serious transition from youth and schoolhood to bona fide adulthood.

>>55518652
Imagine knowing who all these people are. I only know Andrew Tate because I watched a vtuber beat up an effigy of him.

>>55517822
You’re lazy and stupid.

>>55523025
Imagine watching vtubers and thinking you’re better than anybody.

Zoomers have no actual culture to speak of, seeing as neo-Marxists destroyed that, so they have nothing to build their identity on. All they got is their youthful bliss, and now it's beginning to fade. I'd be terrified too.

>>55523213
>Zoomers have no actual culture to speak of,
judeo-nig culture is a culture. just listen to them talk.

sell them fidget spinners

>>55518865
>heaven.jpg
that pic is literally brazil

>>55517796
i spedrun the american dream by 25 and was instantly dissatisfied
its probably a natural result of maslows hierarchy of needs, as soon as you have something it becomes commonplace and you seek more. Im trying to take a step or two back in the heirarchy of needs to shake things up

>>55525458
How did you do it

>young people having no direction in life or motivation in their early 20's
This has been going on since 2008, if not earlier. Hardly a zoomer exclusive thing.

>>55525525
got a remote job, wife, and house, just followed the CS meme
now im moving to a college town and getting a tiny room in a dorm

>>55523025
I can just tell you're a vtweeting rentoid.

>>55518190
This

>>55518109
> half of zoomer males are incels

Don’t forget, porn addiction from a young age

>>55517977
oh no but we can't talk about that here

>>55518109
>63% of men under 30 are single
that can't be right