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>> No.55418635

Fuck Baggie

>> No.55418637 [DELETED] 

corruption is inherent to democracy

>> No.55418650
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55418650

okay now that we have a new thread i can make my announcement.

first of all I would like to thank you all for coming to my thread, now without further adieu i would like to say

fuck jannies
fuck lazy bakers
fuck soxl holders
and fuck baggie haters.

my shm puts are going to the fucking moon today, and none of you are going to stop me.

>> No.55418665

will this general survive? stay tuned and find out!

>> No.55418679

AAAAAAAAH BIDEN IS KILLING MY NVDA, IT'S JOEVER

>> No.55418685

>>55418635
based
>>55418650
almost based, fuck tripfags

>> No.55418686

>>55418635
>>55418650
BASED

>> No.55418691
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55418691

predict market open

>> No.55418693

>>55418679
Now's the time for its rival corporation to shine, NVDS.

>> No.55418708

baggot baked. extremely bearish.

>> No.55418710

>>55418693
WHO!?

>> No.55418717
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55418717

Rate my portfolio and tell me what to do with my cash (I have Robinhood gold for the higher interest rate). Also, relative to my DCA, all my positions are in the green, even UNG

>> No.55418723

>>55418710
Instead of making high end graphics and AI cards, Nvidis goes around to semiconductor fabs and destroys them. They just landed a huge contract from the Commerce Department.

>> No.55418725
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>>55418650
>fuck jannies
Based
>fuck lazy bakers
Also based
>fuck soxl holders
All right, fuck you. I hope your puts get heemed today ong fr

>> No.55418745
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55418745

>>55418691

>> No.55418753

*rides a zoomer scooter into your thread*
you 30yo boomers and your stocks be sussin no cap fr fr

>> No.55418752

>>55418723
So they're in the natural stupidity business?

>> No.55418759

>>55418753
K, keep me posted.

>> No.55418765

>>55418650
Based, but fuck tripfags

>> No.55418793

>>55418691
9:30:00.0 est bang poster will be 1.5 seconds late at 9:30:01.5. his post will be rounded to 9:30:01 or 9:30:02 depending on the skin color of the person who coded your browsing method.

>> No.55418835

>>55418628
>Covestro
ADNOC (Abu Dhabi) got it's first offer for 11bil rejected, expected to make a better offer the coming week. right now COV is at about 50/share, it's come out covid with increased demands, built a new aniline installation and an expansion for a new product line it's going to bring to the market the coming year. Looking at a 65-80 price range.
>Siemens Energy
Got rekt to -37% because of bad communication and product flaws. Big banks invested heavily in it, and they're not willing to let it go down because of muh green energy. Looking at a 75% increase over the next year.

>> No.55418836
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55418836

?

>> No.55418843
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55418843

>>55418793

>> No.55418852

why is the dax flying so high?

>> No.55418870

where is the link for JP

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>>55418650
>fuck soxl holders
It didn’t have to be this way

>> No.55418880
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55418880

total
baggot
death

>> No.55418885

it's our time now

>> No.55418889

>>55418725
listen here you little broccoli head zoom zoom, i've been around the block and can let you in on a little secret that can make you tons of money, when you see the lum poster being smug about soxl, you just buy the sm-h puts and then you sell them in a day or two for way more than you paid. it's literally that easy.

>> No.55418902

>+10% one day
>-5% next day
really soxl has worse volatility than a shitcoin

>> No.55418903

Who else is slurpin this tech dip?

>> No.55418904

whats the deal with tech/semis? bullrun over for em?

>> No.55418912

My SOXL gains. It’s all gone.

>> No.55418914

>>55418836
Literally a hedge against a long position

>> No.55418919

bang bang bang bang
I want to try one time to be bang poster.

>> No.55418920
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55418920

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55418921

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.55418924
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55418924

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55418929

>>55418902
That's leverage for you

>> No.55418928

>>55418904

Nothing. Its a report about a proposal that isnt even approved that bans tech from being exported to china

>> No.55418932
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>>55418924
you lose by 17 seconds anon

>> No.55418934

>>55418902
well without semiconductors you don't have shit coins, so it makes sense. kinda like how the price of oil impacts the companies that produce oil, and the price of gold impacts the gold miners.

>> No.55418936
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55418936

Who here buying MU? I predict extremely low (artificially) expectations which they might beat and good guidance (just like last time haha right?) resulting in +6%. Bobos are gonna poopie their pants again
I goddamn hate this clown market

>> No.55418938

>>55418920
on the dot

>> No.55418940

>>55418920
Based
>>55418924
Not based

>> No.55418949

>>55418932
How does he do it.

>> No.55418951

>>55418920
How does he do it
How is he so good

>> No.55418959

Soxl tries to go up, but it looks really hard to stay there lol

>> No.55418965

>>55418914
And what do you think? is that a good move or not?

>> No.55418966
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55418966

Why the fugg is Shitflix up? Why can't it die already? Why are normos so braindead?

>> No.55418986

>>55418835
I boughted semen energy near the recent bottom, up 4.5% rn

>> No.55418990

>already recovering from morning dump

green day today lads. bobos gonna be hanging from the trees

>> No.55418991

This semiconductor shit is just FUD right

>> No.55418996

>>55418959
I switched to sm-h calls, there's a ton of money flowing in because they're like nah, we still got time to get out before people actually capitulate.

>> No.55419003

Fed boomer speaking when? I won't trust these gay pumps even one bit until he does his thing

>> No.55419004

bobo not too late to pickup SOXL. we close up 4% today.

>> No.55419011

>>55418991
once everyone figures out that AMD and NVIDIA will continue selling just as many chips as they did before, regardless of whatever hurdles Biden puts in place, everything will go back to where it was yesterday
China will continue to buy whatever chips it wants, even if they have to go through one of their Canadian subsidiary companies

>> No.55419019

JPOW BROS GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeK-DMLnGVs

>> No.55419020
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55419020

Anon who posted this yesterday is already wrong. glad i saved it.

>> No.55419026

>>55418986
Clean call. It took a while for me to make the decision because they were on a decline ever since Siemen bought it but the rest of their product line is good, and they're gonna play a big part in the EUs obsession with green energy.

>> No.55419027
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55419027

Textbook short squeeze just happened on TSLA

>> No.55419033

>>55419019
>ECB Forum
Tell me when they have some kind of event that actually impacts fiscal policy of a real currency.

>> No.55419037

SOXL $30 EOW.

>> No.55419038
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55419038

>>55419020

>> No.55419040

WHO SHORTED THE MARKET

>> No.55419042
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55419042

the put a young roastie as host fuck lel

>> No.55419051

>>55419042
inb4 Lagarde uses her demon powers to body swap her.

>> No.55419057

>>55419042
she's calling him out on his BS

>> No.55419061

>>55419038
Don't worry anon I won't tell anyone. Welcome to 4chan :)

>> No.55419064

>>55418965
no one knows where a stock is going on a day to day basis

>> No.55419072
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55419072

>>55419020
Today is not over yet, my boy

>> No.55419073

>>55419042
she is a CNBC host. They know exactly what they're doing.

>> No.55419075

does the shizo movement comes from Powel rate hikes comments?

>> No.55419079

>>55419020
Why the hell is this still being posted
This has to be the worst /smg/ of all time for sure

>> No.55419080
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>>55419042
>young
Focken hell m8 she looks 40+. But I guess comparatively speaking she is kinda young

>> No.55419081
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55419081

>>55419072

>> No.55419089

>>55419079
The best memes are the ones that are instantly identifiable and cause everyone to talk about them, every time they're posted.

>> No.55419094

>>55419079
the worst smg of all time so far

>> No.55419096

>>55419080
18 yo whores look like 30 nowadays

>> No.55419097
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55419097

Why is the ES so fucking retarded today?
>market open
>sells off a bit
>slowly chugs to the upside
>sells off hard
>immediately reverses back up

>> No.55419100

Why don't they just do what they really want to do, and put a comedian in charge of moderating a meeting like this? Imagine someone like Norm Macdonald moderating a banker conference. He would have been perfect, but I'm not sure he's available.

>> No.55419105

If you didn’t take profits on NVDA when the Jensen and the other insiders were selling, you deserve to be poor.

>> No.55419115

>>55419097
Oh I should have known, there's yet another Central bank thing going on

>> No.55419116
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>>55419105
>futures

>> No.55419118

>>55419097
Central banker conference. All the major figures (Powell, Lagarde, Bailey and Ueda) are in a panel discussion and talking about what's next for inflation and central bank policy, so the markets (especially bond markets) are paying attention. In my experience, trading while stuff like this is going on is not the best. If you're a short term trader, take a break, if you're a long term investor, why are you even looking?

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>>55419096
Haha, guess I gotta go lower then, haha

>> No.55419127

Buying NVDA now is like buying BTC in 2010.

>> No.55419129
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55419129

Why are we crabbing

>> No.55419133

>>55419118
It's retarded, we have something like this seemingly every other day lately. The market is always crabbing hard whenever it happens too

>> No.55419138

>>55419133
es crabs at open, but flies once european are OFF, this because americans want all the profit for themselves

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55419146

The black race belongs in chains and the small hat race belongs in ovens

Hasbro is a dogshit company that should burn. Latest fiasco has players chasing reprints and secret lairs are selling less and less. Temporary profit over long term brand destruction through cannibalization of standard > commander

Standard format is dead and commander cannot save hasbro for long because they'll powerlevel it to hieghts unseen and they have literally no idea what to do after phyrexia. Watch. They only have brand deals left in the chamber. I'd give magic another 5 years at best. The rest of hasbro's divisions are burning money.

Magic is still fun for now.

>> No.55419147

>>55419138
When does that usually happen? 10-11AM EST?

>> No.55419148

>>55419133
Yeah, it's been busy. It's either a week with big data coming out, or a week with multiple central banks having a meeting, or some other economic data getting sprinkled in. For trading, I find quiet weeks the best, without any big news or bank meetings, we haven't had many of those lately.

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55419154

So mumus what is your current sentiment?

>> No.55419162

>>55419147
european close is 11h30 nyc time

>> No.55419166

Tried catching the falling knife and caught a little too early. I will hold.

>> No.55419167

>>55419162
Alright I'll hold off until then

>> No.55419170

I was absent a few years. What happened to the weekly /smg/ recap videos? Does rocker still post here?

>> No.55419171
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I like how Jerome does the thumb thing.

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55419175

>anon said long GIS was such an easy ER play
>did a call ratio backspread with 30 dte and held for two (2) nights
>moved 4% down and got $100 instead of shitting the bed

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>>55418717
You'll be fine, slg and o are some other divvie traps incase the mpw doesn't work out, but i think it's 12 months more at least of divvies from mpw before the lawsuit is decided.

>> No.55419179

Fuck me i wanted tesla to dump some more before getting back up, would have been great to buy at 230 but now it seems I'll have to buy at 260

>> No.55419182

>>55419171
He learned from the best

>> No.55419196
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55419196

This thot is going FUCKING HARD on these guys.

>> No.55419204

What did you slurp today /smg/?

>> No.55419220
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55419220

>nvidia gigapump ends
>every other stock on market nowhere near chipshit tech HAS to go down just cause

I severely hate beep boop technology and will be praying to the lord for microchipshit genocide, reverse terminator judgement day.

>> No.55419223

>>55419196
Asking Ueda if the others are overtightening was great.

>> No.55419225

>>55419204
Soxl

Slurped 100 calls at $23 strike DTE next week.

Im up $1900

>> No.55419229

>>55419196
Instructed to repeat keep saying "recession," "inflation," and "weaking" as many times as possible. Fucking bitch.

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>>55419223
I lost it at the scumbag laugh they all did.

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>>55419220
Just watch MU gigapump afterhours on good guidance in a decade

>> No.55419238

>>55419225
what.. seriously? damn.

>> No.55419240

>>55419220
Yes, because everything is pumped because of that garbage, so their value is wrong, if not wronger.

>> No.55419244

>>55419229
She just wants to grill, for God's sake.

>> No.55419249

>>55419196
Someone gave her a good dicking and filled her with confidence. Seen it many times.

>> No.55419253

nigger
this is financial advice

>> No.55419254

>>55419220
The market isn't driving up on anything fundamental. It's all sentiment and mania. Trade accordingly.

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>>55419249
>filled her with confidence
Carlos you motherfucker.

>> No.55419266

For me it’s calls on SOXL and /mu/

>> No.55419267

Based woman crashing the market.

>> No.55419273

>>55419267
EU is rising ffs

>> No.55419302

why would soxl pump?????????

>> No.55419305
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55419305

This market better go for a rip when EU closes

>> No.55419308

>board reversals

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING

>> No.55419314

Dollar Index is rising anons. You know what comes next right?

>> No.55419316

>>55419302
it's not rising, it's shizo because every other words coming out of this meeting

>> No.55419317
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55419317

somebody goofed

>> No.55419319

>>55419302

Its underperforming the assets it tracks. It due for a big pop back up to the $50 range at some point before winter

>> No.55419320

>>55419305
I think we will get back to breakeven but is it annoying when it just drops to keep the MACD red.

>> No.55419325

>>55419314
Yeah, it dumps back down

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>natgas dumped 5% from day's top

kek, BOIL baggies get the rope

>> No.55419332

>>55419320
I mean even if we retrace back to yesterday's close that's more than I need for my target

>> No.55419341

>>55418650
>fuck soxl holders

based

>> No.55419342

>>55419317
>clean it up jannie

>> No.55419345

The roastie is quite good tho

>> No.55419354

Can Jerome just like
Stop fucking talking
The market dumps every single day he talks even if he doesn't give it any reason to
Just shut up, do we really need weekly fucking statements

>> No.55419357

>>55419314
what is really strange is the dollar rising like this, while yields are down bigly
look at the 2yr yield today

>> No.55419359

I called the bottom on SVIX last year while you losers were holding tech shitco bags down 80% stay poor faggota lmao

>> No.55419365

Ueda killing it, lmao

>> No.55419372

>>55419042
Please be kind to my waifu

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55419384

>>55419357
Still trending up. Its been doing the higher low higher high thing for a while now.

>> No.55419394

SHE SAID THE MARKET THINK YALL SOME PUSSIES! I WANN FUCK THIS BITCH ON GOD!

>> No.55419396

Looks like the daily V-shaped recovery in every single name across the market has started.

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>> No.55419405

>>55419026
What I was thinking. Markets usually overreact to news as well which is why I bought right after the 35% drop & rode it down a few more percent.

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>YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE FED AND YOU'RE FIGHTING THE FED
lel

>> No.55419410

>>55419394
She's really good. provocative as fuck

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55419412

permabears STILL calling for lower prices after the longest bear in 75 years

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55419413

>>55419204
>slurp
kys

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>> No.55419418

>>55419410
she is generic whore, nothing else

>> No.55419420

based powell
>not really no

>> No.55419421

We are officially in a pig market.

>> No.55419422

>>55419412
>longest bear in 75 years
..what?

>> No.55419425

keep pumping mara. i need my dopamine

>> No.55419427

>>55419410
>>55419394
Who's "she"? Not watching the FOMC.

>> No.55419433

>>55419421
>pohhh boy! Pig news!

>> No.55419434

>>55419225
You're gonna get heemed anon

>> No.55419435

>>55419422
we just had the longest bear market in 75 years. what dont you understand?

>> No.55419439

>>55419332
Same. That's all I want by EOD, too.

>> No.55419442

>>55419418
>Lil chuddy says no fun allowed
Nigga have sex
>So you dont care about the stock market?
>Trollface smile
Wtf how do I get this job??

>> No.55419445

GOD DAMMIT STOP FUCKING CRABBING

>> No.55419446

>>55419435
Did you hit your head?

>> No.55419451
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55419451

everything red
even the VIX red
one of those days
probably a nothing burger
TSLA and COIN still rallying

>> No.55419453

>>55419446
too lazy to do a quick google search i see

>> No.55419456

>>55419435
It was 9 months. Please have a look at 2007-2009

>> No.55419460

>>55419453
I don't have to use Google to laugh at you

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55419463

jackson hole me jpow

>> No.55419466

>>55419435
>Muh reddit factoid guise
Ok bro be sure to buy calls

>> No.55419468

>>55419435
Or August 2000 til March 2003

>> No.55419472

BOBO??????????

>> No.55419474

>>55419451
>COIN is rallying
I sure hope crypto stocks follow BTC/ETH and not the market

>> No.55419473

>>55419456
>>55419460
>>55419466
>>55419468
lmao stay poor retards

>> No.55419476

Morgan Brennan is my CNBCfu

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55419477

>>55419305
What's your problem with EU, mumei-bro

>> No.55419486

>>55419473
Great counterpoint

>> No.55419488

>>55419477
My problem is they keep selling

>> No.55419493
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And just like that!
The pause in the bull run is over

>> No.55419494

>>55419473
Stay reddit nigga. Keep us updated on more did you know stock market trivia so we can laugh at you again.

>> No.55419498
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>>55419477
EUfags are annoying

>> No.55419499

Somebody please redpill me on Carvana. How does CVNA keep shooting up every single day on no news

>> No.55419500

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55419507

>>55419434

Already took a $2410 profit

>> No.55419508

Dow down, SPY flat, NQ up. One of those days.

>> No.55419509

holy shit the news about semi being restricted completely holed. Fucking bullshit

>> No.55419512

RALLY TIME
GREEN FROM HERE ON OUT

>> No.55419513
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That was flirty. Simulations. Imagination.

>> No.55419520

>soxl moving up
goddamn it.. fuck PDT and fuck jerome powell

>> No.55419521

>>55419513
Caught that, too. She is trying way too hard.

>> No.55419525

>>55419520
Have to wait for nvda earnings I suppose

>> No.55419527
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>>55419488
You honestly believe EUbros can provide the necessary volume to affect US stocks? Come on man
>>55419498
Qt mumei. I think she wouldn't approve of you hating on EU, bro

>> No.55419529
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What’s this pattern called

>> No.55419537

>>55419529
>it's over
>we're so back

>> No.55419539
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>>55419529
The negabart.

>> No.55419540

>>55419500
10m barrel crude draw

might even see oil break above $69

>> No.55419546

>>55419527
Maybe, she did say a lot of EU countries aren't real though. EUfags are just so smug and condescending all the time whenever they interact with us on the internet. Euros always seem to have something new to talk shit about Americans over.

>> No.55419550

>>55419529
Zerosum

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>>55419527
Only at opening but they always give me a nice buying price. Besides, they're not all bad. My favorite British and French chuubas live over there so it's not all bad.

>> No.55419558

What did JPow say at ~10:15 to initiate blastoff?

>> No.55419560
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the whore looks like a piggy lol oink oink oink

>> No.55419562

>sm-h puts went up 50%
>switch to calls at the open and it goes up 100%
is it really this easy?

>> No.55419569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iflIQzBmZH4
no cap, on god, frfr,
this actually looks really good
solid cast
solid story
yes, people are retards for still holding at this point
but god damn, it was a crazy time. personally made about $40k off GME

>> No.55419570

>>55419560
>that nose
...

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>>55419560
Wood berry King Arthur etc.

>> No.55419586

>>55419412
2 out of 14 times, there has been a double dip, as the bears expect
you are in the camp of 12 out of the 14 times
we are in the cap of 2 out of the 14 times

>> No.55419624
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ALL ABOARD THE GREEN TRAIN

>> No.55419640

nvda wants to go green so hard

>> No.55419647

>>55418836
Fuck it ill take that bet, can only lose $100 a contract.

>> No.55419653
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YURO CBDC WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.55419655

>>55419435
It hasnt even started yet, the rally that comes here is your exit. Unironically screencap this post and I'll see you in a year

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OH SHIT SHE SAID AI

>> No.55419661

I bought a pile of NVDA put options, now that the morning pump is over, we can go back to selling.

>> No.55419672

>YOOO WADDABOUT AI N SHIET?
woman moment or paid market manipulation?

>> No.55419681
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JPow is just done with her shit

>> No.55419698

>Inflation higher for longer
As expected.

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>JPOW: I dont see 2% core until 2025 and we will remain restrictive as long as it takes to get that
Lmao lets go bond bros out t bills gonna be paying 7% soon.

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>i dont see us getting 2% this year or next year
slow and steady lads

>> No.55419703

2025
2025
2025
Mumubros...

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Jerome isn't stressed because he's smoking weed and getting puddled listening to Grateful Dead.

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>>55419710
Only stressful part about his job is having to answer the retarded diversity hires
>JPOW, WHY PRICES SO HIGH U NEED TO FIX DIS! WE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT YO DIVERSIDY, WHY THERE NO NIGGAS IN DA FED?!

>> No.55419741

Weird market today.

US going up slightly.
France going up stronger
DAX dumping (???)

>> No.55419745

This market fucking blows

>> No.55419746

>>55419552
>chuubas
What is a chuuba?

>> No.55419754

>>55419746
^this

>> No.55419756

>>55419746
Japanese way of saying vtuber

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fourf of july

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>>55419746
VTuber. Basically, I'm a failure of a man.

>> No.55419763

The semi should be down and they aren't. why is this? why telling people "there will be less sales because chinese aren't gonna buy any of your shit" is so bullish?

>> No.55419768

>>55419763
>why aren't semis down
AI, just buy

>> No.55419772

>>55419758
As are we all anon.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1687885607838127.webm

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Oilbros, we're back!

>> No.55419774

BOBOS????????

YOUR RESPONSE?????

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Are (YOU) fighting the fed? Hedgebros are you fighting the fed too?

>> No.55419778

SOFI bros...we're back.

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>>55419774

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>>55419774

>> No.55419800

>>55419758
>VTuber
Oh. I don't fault you, but I could never get into that myself.
Don't know enough Japanese, and can't stand the fake English dub style voices.

>> No.55419810

>>55419798
>psycho spends 81 hours watching rats drown

>> No.55419811

Why is this selloff not continuing? Why are we now fucking pumping randomly after a 7 point selloff? Why do these retarded faggots randomly decide to pump after such an arbitrary number?

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>>55419798
fleas in a jar thing too, only problem is that bobo has been the mouserat and fleas this ytd.

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>>55419800
I only watch English speaking ones besides Henya who's bilingual. The only Japanese one I liked is on indefinite hiatus. I want my sunshine back.

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>>55418650
I can't wait for part 2 of this saga

>> No.55419835

>>55418628
FUCK CARVANA


FUCKING FUCK COINBASE

>> No.55419837

>>55419810
Yeah...scientists are cruel fuckers sometimes.
F poor ratbros.

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>>55419772
Not gonna lie that was pretty funny. I am always amazed by how quickly women can turn from happy to sad/cry. Absolutely bullish btw

>> No.55419840

>>55419811
Cry about it.

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>>55419811

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>>55419811
He didn't say new capital requirement rules, back to data dependent edgeplay.

>> No.55419858

>>55419772
people spend their days watching this shit?

>> No.55419860

>>55419763
AI is gonna buy AI chips

>> No.55419866

>>55419772
That was genuinely hard to watch

>> No.55419871

>>55419858
many people spend there days watching worse, like look at how popular hussan is.

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>>55419798
well yeah the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid bobo

>> No.55419880

>>55419873
Don't get that saying. I'm short DAX and get paid for it.

>> No.55419887

>>55419880
I was referring to the rats swimming for 60 hours straight

>> No.55419889

>>55419873
Even shorting US stocks get's you paid interest over night. That since December last year. DAX started in may.

>> No.55419894

>puts in leg down that breaks pivot low
>reverses even more sharply
What is wrong with this market today? Do we really need to hear from JPow every week?

>> No.55419899

>>55419887
I understand, but there are many who keep repeating this.

>> No.55419903

why is AMD still hanging on

>> No.55419921

do you guys ever buy or sell on hunches or gut feelings?


i had few charts jump out on me and i havent known a reason. some video dude said a chart has to jump out in seconds to you.

last one i didnt buy it has moven up slowly and made a big jump recently after some news.

spooky

>> No.55419927

>>55419821
How many times do we have to go over this? I didn't write that, and you know I didn't write that. You're only fooling yourself. I hope you get help. You have Baggie Derangement Syndrome.

>> No.55419928

>>55419838
one of the biggest red pills is the first time you realize that women experience literally no disconnect between saying X when it feels good to say X, and completely betraying and contradicting X five seconds later when it feels good to do that. women like to "try on" male-centric morals and virtues like children playing dress-up, but they don't actually know what it means to set up a virtue as an objective principle for oneself and then resist the temptation to break it in future moments when it stops being convenient and pleasant.

so if you ask a woman what kind of guy she values, she will blab on and on for hours about how noble she is and how she sees through superficiality and only wants sweet genuine men and etc., etc., etc. then five seconds later she'll completely contradict everything she said. the key thing to understand about women is that they don't perceive any difference here. from a man's perspective, you are thinking "but she said 'i only do X' and two seconds later she did 'non-X'?" this is because the fundamental modality of male consciousness is erecting principles and trying to follow them - even if you're a shitty man, it just means you're shitty and weak at erecting principles, not that the FUNDAMENTAL modality of principle-erection is absent. a woman's fundamental modality is "doing what i feel like." to a woman, that behavior is completely consistent: in the first instance, she did what she felt like. then she did what she felt like again. only a man perceives that the CONTENT of the actions was contradictory, i.e., would be contradictory if performed by a man. but for a woman whose primary stream of consciousness is "what do i want to do right now? :) perhaps i'll wear a ribbon in my hair tomorrow, tra lala!," no such contradiction occurred, or indeed is even possible.

>> No.55419929

Nothing about this market makes any sense any more. There is no trend, and there never will be a trend. We will get endless chop and massive wicks that shake everyone out except the largest hedgies.

>> No.55419931

>>55419894
This market actually doesn't care anymore about anything. Powell practically confirmed rates will stay high even in 2024. Core inflation is his problem, not headline

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Status of my anus:
[ ] Untongued
[x] Tongued by equity Mumus
[x] Tongued by oil Bobos

>> No.55419938

>>55419931
So why doesn't the market put in a move? It just fucking chops with no clear trading range.

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>>55419929
Yep no trend at all, nope definitely not constantly up nope nope nope.
>i'm sorry you can only afford 0dte and complain

>> No.55419953

>>55419928
true and real

>> No.55419957

cool it with the misogyny

>> No.55419960

Why is everyone on this site ignoring CVNA it’s literally killing it

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>>55419957
No.

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>>55419948
Chop chop chop chop

>> No.55419973

>>55419931
Maybe if we didn't cave into these Democrat's demands for a $15 minimum wage, inflation and the demand for automation wouldn't be so fucking high.

>> No.55419974

>>55419927
Sure sounds like you baggo

>> No.55419977

>>55419965
your chart is naked, so what is your strategy?

>> No.55419980

Look at this fucking stock

>> No.55419984

>>55419977
Look for breakouts and follow them

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>>55419965
5m chart because you can only afford 0dte it's okay brother. You need to buy more time and can do it cheaper if you practice. thursday and friday are the money days this week anyway.

>> No.55419989

im going back to bed, just not feeling it today

have a nice day everyone

>> No.55419999

>>55419989
feels good to be a neet, doesnt it

>> No.55420000

>>55419988
Oh yes I just need a small fortune so I can afford to hold futures contracts for days at a time like you

>> No.55420010

SOXL should be at $50 and I’m tired of pretending it shouldn’t be.

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>>55420000
Only 3k for 1 /mes contract...

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>>55419960
I'm not going anywhere near something that's pumped 600% over the last 6 months

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>>55420015
Dude literally what the fuck, how is it still going??

>> No.55420031

COIN KANGZ LFG!! THREE DIGITS WILL HAPPEN SOON.

>> No.55420032

>>55420015
cars are becoming a luxury. cars for zoomers will be like houses for millennials. in a decade a mid 2000's honda will go for 750k and have 25 year finance plans.

>> No.55420036

>>55420027
people need to buy cars anon

>> No.55420045

>>55420032
In what sense are cars becoming a luxury? They’re a necessity in 99% of America.

>> No.55420055

>>55420045
Not for long

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>>55420032
>MFW my Tacoma is my retirement plan
Thank you based Toyota.

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What's happening?

>> No.55420065

>>55420055
Have you been to flyover America? What’s the alternative? It’s not hard to buy a $5000 shitbox

>> No.55420068

>>55420032
That's extremely bullish for mass transit, time to invest in trains and planes

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>>55420056
>mfw bought my taco in 2019 before prices skyrocketed

>> No.55420070

>>55420036
So the stock 6x in a few months??? Of no real news??

>> No.55420073

>>55420065
>$5000 shitbox
>$5000
>shitbox
see how the entry barrier got raised over time?

>> No.55420075

>>55420070
expand that chart and you will see it was oversold

>> No.55420081

Bobo are you ok, what happened to your big dump?

>> No.55420082

>>55420073
Everything is more expensive. I still don’t see an alternative. People will likely just keep older cars longer.

>> No.55420085

>>55420073
I own a 2000 Chevy S-10 that I bought for $750 and someone offered me $3500 for it in a parking lot over the winter and I turned them down

>> No.55420086

SOXLsisters... We're gonna be alright

>> No.55420088

Incredible how I always manage to short the exact bottom

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>>55420081
no jackson hole just jackson troll

>> No.55420094

>>55420082
Until they can’t keep the car and move into the city to live in government sponsored pods (old CRE buildings)

>> No.55420103

Double top formed. We go back down to spy 200

>> No.55420104

>>55420088
Same bro, bought puts at the bottom, market ripped up and raped my ass, made a little back on calls

>> No.55420105

>>55420094
Dude I live in rural Ohio. That’s not going to happen in our lifetimes.

>> No.55420107

>>55420085
adjusted for inflation this would barely have been a profit

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>>55420075
They were on the verge of bankruptcy not that long ago
>>55420027
People really want to buy cars from a blue elevator, I guess

>> No.55420115

>>55420110
Literally a clown world. It’s approaching car max valuation and Carmax is actually much larger and makes money

>> No.55420117

>>55420105
Probably not, but it’s sure as shit trending that way

>> No.55420119

>>55420088
stoch rsi the answer

>> No.55420130

>>55420119
I don't like lagging indicators

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>>55420069
That's a little old for a taco...

>> No.55420143

>>55420131
Serious offers only, I know what I have.

>> No.55420146

>>55419154
How does one come up with these numbers

>> No.55420148

Are we shorting Carnival?

CCL now At 3 year highs

>> No.55420152

>>55420069
not too late to get 3 more and be the carpool lord renting out tacos to zoom zooms for $3000/mo. it will be a popular model with a topper so they can live in the bed.

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>> No.55420156

>>55420130
Every indicator lags by definition

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>>55420073
>first shit box was $750
it's sad. $5000 was a decent car at the time.

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I think the market should go down

>> No.55420197
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Oh lawd she about to go

>> No.55420198

>>55420148
It will pump to July 4

>> No.55420203

>>55420154
Whole ass circus market

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One month out puts are dirt cheap on carnival

Pretty minimal risk imo

>> No.55420211

>>55420204
what will you do when its 20 eom?

>> No.55420215

New thread?

>> No.55420219

>>55420203
best economy in US history. why wouldn't people go on luxury vacations? they earned it.

>> No.55420231

>>55420219
>Carnival
>luxury

Lol

>> No.55420246

New thread

>>55420241
>>55420241
>>55420241

>> No.55420251

>>55420231
in an age where Campbell's has a luxury line of soup, yes Carnival is luxury to many.