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>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/
https://www.youtube.com/@ThePPshow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/thePPshow/

>How To Buy Bed Bath & Beyond Stock 2023 (BBBY vs BBBYQ)
https://www.investingsimple.com/bbby-bbbyq-buy-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Fidelity
https://www.investingsimple.com/fidelity-bed-bath-beyond/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using E*TRADE
https://www.investingsimple.com/etrade-bed-bath-beyond/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Interactive Brokers
https://www.investingsimple.com/interactive-brokers-bbby-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Charles Schwab
https://www.investingsimple.com/charles-schwab-bbby-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using TD Ameritrade
https://www.investingsimple.com/td-ameritrade-bbby-stock/

>Recent Findings
>The BLIND bid IPO
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/141skyc/the_blind_bid_ipo/
>311 million shares × 3 = THE END
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13wjuwa/311_million_shares_3_the_end/
>Teddy Update
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13xj7au/teddy_update/
>Lambos Or Food Stamps
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13n16qp/lambos_or_food_stamps_what_is_the_likelihood_of/
>Very Specific Mentioning Of A Sale Of BuyBuyBaby In Docket 345
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13iwd2j/very_specific_mentioning_of_a_sale_of_buy_buy/
>Ryan Cohen Liked Pulte’s Tweet
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/13fxb20/rc_liked_pultes_tweet/
>SEC & BK Court Filings Reveal Carl Icahn As The Mystery Buyer & TEDDY IPO Coming
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/13bw2i8/gmerica_sec_bk_court_filings_reveal_carl_icahn_as/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
>Potential Bidders: Ryan Cohen
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1362lvp/potential_bidders/
>Adam Cochran Joins The Ship
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/138ubm6/adam_cochran_joins_the_ship/

>> No.55413917

>NON-Real-Time Trades
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BBBYQ?p=BBBYQ&.tsrc=fin-srch
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/BBBYQ?qsearchterm=bbbyq
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/BBBYQ:OTCMKTS

>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
No trade halts on OTC

>News And Filings
>10Q Filing
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Withdraws the Registration Statement as it has determined not to proceed with an offering at this time
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/a4271749-96a6-4f48-aac2-1a0661d64aab
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Receives NASDAQ Delisting Notice
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/bed-bath-beyond-inc-receives-nasdaq-delisting-notice
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Files Voluntary Chapter 11 Petitions
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/bed-bath-beyond-inc-files-voluntary-chapter-11-petitions

>New Director of the board
>Carol Flaton - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028

>Latest hires
>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival/
>Shawn Hummell - New Senior VP
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shawnhummell_im-honored-to-share-that-im-starting-a-activity-7018935227410522112-kmVv/?originalSubdomain=gb

>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain


>As always:
Don't feed the trolls
Sneed hedgies

Previousneed on /BBBYQ/
>>55402618

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Reposting from stale bread

>>55413736
I knew they were pushing bonds for some reason.

They CANNOT let this go to trial. If they do, they are going to get destroyed because I guarantee you the people doing the takeover have a whole case built about naked shorting ready to go with witnesses to btfo the shorts.

So basically:
1. Shorts got control of bonds because that's what Icahn is famous for, so they wanted to stop the hostile takeover
2. Didn't matter because RC already had an agreement with the company previously
3. Now, bondholders are basically stalling as they desperately try to come up with a way out of their situation, which is basically either to allow the court to proceed (and continue with the merger/spin-off, which fucks them) or tie things up in court (which they will lose because those taking the company over are prepared).

wagmi, we're close to seeing the end here I think

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>>55413926
Whew the edging has been immense. This is some good shit though. I really hope this is all drawing to a close for real.

>> No.55413962

hey everyone, just want you all to know that i WILL just keep posting this until someone can come up with a rebuttal

daily reminder that there is not one single baggie here that can explain why the bonds would be trading at 2 cents on the dollar if shareholders are guaranteed to make money from this bankruptcy

your thesis must fall into 1 of the following 3 categories:

1) the bonds go to 100 cents on the dollar before shareholders get paid (why isn't the bond market interested in a free 5000% gain?) [explanation required]

2) shareholders are getting paid BEFORE bondholders somehow (for the first time *ever* in a bankruptcy case) [explanation required]

3) you're selling before the bankruptcy is finalized because you bought below the current price and you agree that anyone who bought over $1 is a retard

please claim your number below, and provide the required explanation (if applicable) in your reply

ALSO please note that any *pants-shitting*, *sneeding* responses or otherwise that do NOT address the post above, are an automatic concession, thank you

>> No.55413968

>>55413962
sneed

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>>55413808
What recourse do they have if the shorts don't want to relinquish the bonds? It seems obviously nefarious to short the shares into oblivion and then try to prevent M&A activity. I'm sure a CH11 BK judge will wreck their shit if they are standing in the way of the best solution for everyone.
>b...but muh bonds

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>>55413962

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>>55413962
sneed

>> No.55413989

>>55413962
>i WILL just keep posting this until someone can come up with a rebuttal
Please note that continued reposting is an automatic admission that you're gay.

>> No.55413993

>>55413826

Have bonds or options even been available to the public since the move to OTC? I just ignored his screeching and filtered him.

>> No.55413997

>55413962
You are quite disingenuous because once again you so conveniently forget that if a short squeeze happens first, everything you just mentioned won't matter.

>> No.55414009

>>55413969
The bond lawyer was yelling at the judge today. Judge smacked him down at the end. It's over for them.

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>> No.55414104

>>55413968
>>55413969
>>55413977
>>55413985
>>55413989
i accept your concession
>>55413997
category 3
very nice

>> No.55414179

Anyone have a time line of when moass could be, Are we looking at 2 more days or 2 more weeks?

>> No.55414186

>>55413915
Thanks for baking buddy. Also SlutJooz ID big kek.

>> No.55414200

>>55413962
Shut up Rod Alzmann

>> No.55414251

did anyone get a good look at glen's palm?

>> No.55414279

Overstock bid approved
What happened to Cohen?
What happened to Icahn?
What happened to Pulte?
Kek baggies

>> No.55414334

>>55414200
i accept your concession
>>55414279
>what happened to byrne
it’s all about schizophrenic ramblings in regards to bonds since baggots can’t explain the Chadshill bond-question so they must resort to the classic conspiratorial redditniggery

>> No.55414387

>>55413962
Shill here, I have to say that me & the boys here at bond HQ are shidding & farding our pants right now, the stench reminds me of home in the back streets of Delhi. How do you lot do it? We can't break you, we can't even make a dent. We are all over Reddit, commanding the narrative, we own that place & I fucking mean own it. But you guys just keep coming, sniffing us out, being cruel about our gender choices & making us sad. I want this to end, you've won, take it all, I can't go on anymore.

>> No.55414411

>>55414279
you know your ass is toast

>> No.55414461

>>55414179
tomorrow afternoon we will know if we end the week at $1 or 10 cents. As long as important players are not Gustavo'd we should see the former.

>> No.55414474

>>55413926
Good read, thanks for sharing.

>> No.55414519

>>55414474
It’s more dangerous to trial. Then people are going to jail.

>> No.55414537

>>55414519
Sure they are, baggie.

>> No.55414558

>>55413962
>>55414334
>ban evades to continue shitposting the same shitposts he's been posting for months on end without fail
what did memestocks do to you that you're such a schizo over them?

>> No.55414609

>>55414558
He's just down a lot on bonds and mad about it. He keeps calling me a "baggie" when he is the one bagholding bonds while I am up like 70% on my shares. He deflects from this fact by obsessing over future hypothetical scenarios instead of acknowledging the current reality where he is losing badly and sharechads are winning bigly.

>> No.55414634

>>55414519
>>55414537
this is the narrative being pushed harrrrrd. tomorrow is a big deal lmao

>> No.55414701

>>55414609
Most sharecucks would still be in the red if bbbyq hit $1, which of course it never, ever will. I look forward to tomorrow’s delusional cope, baggies!

>> No.55414705

>>55414701
>Most sharecucks would still be in the red if bbbyq hit $1
What does that have to do with me?

>> No.55414791

>55413962
>trust me bro there are only three categories
>it MUST fall into three
>seriously don't even try to think about anything else than my cleverly worded pseudo arguments
>just sell
not even worth a (You) or a sneed. at best, you are (1) disingenuous, (2) don't understand who holds the bonds, (3) an unpaid shill.


"please claim your number below, and provide the required explanation (if applicable) in your reply" as you so cleverly put it.

>> No.55414845

I think buying bonds and shares is a good idea. I think both will make it. I don't see why we can't get along. We are buying parts of the same company.

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>>55414791
here

>> No.55414885

Funny how all the haters and trolls are gone now that the MOASS is starting

>> No.55414987

>>55414791
Can you explain a different category that you fall into? Either you believe that bondholders will get their 50x, or that shareholders will somehow get a payout without bondholders getting anything (which is impossible given how equity holder priority is structured) or you're planning to dump your stake before bankruptcy proceedings are finished. I don't see how it's possible to be a bullish shareholder and not fall into one of these categories. If you have an alternate explanation, I'd be glad to hear it.

Inb4 a bunch of random insults without answering the question. Just answer dude, it's not hard. Do you fit into one of those categories, and if not, explain how?
>>55414845
While we're at it, can we stop all the irrational hostility towards dogshit apes? There's zero chance that Cohen decides to acquire baby before he finalizes his dogshit acquisition, so we have to make it before you do.

>> No.55415004

Aaaaand dogshit nigger is filtered for good now

>> No.55415044

>>55415004
>Filtering the guy who makes the most sensible investing decisions itt
Have fun staying poor, I'm gonna scoop up some more cheapies.

>> No.55415060

>>55415044
Hi dogshit nigger

>> No.55415072

>>55414705
so you agree that anyone that bought over $1 is a retard?

everyone itt is either a category 3 baggie or a delusional redditnigger

change my mind

>> No.55415082

>>55415060
Are you sure you're allowed to use the no no word? Can you demonstrate proof of AMC ownership so I know you're of the right complexion?

>> No.55415129

>>55414791
>be me
>be literally holding BBBY bonds
>”you don’t understand who owns the bonds”
kek
judging by your mouth-frothing pants-shitting outrage i can deduce that you are not a category 3 swingnigger and therefore must be a category 1 or category 2 redditnigger
and i accept your concession

>> No.55415173

Man I don't understand any of this. I just want the get rich. Fucking idiot thinks are so great, why didn't the bonds squeeze to $30 with the stock when Ryan Cohen had some? Because bonds are a bad investment and only poor people invest in them imo. You're not gonna get rich on bonds if your bonds don't make you rich. Trying to confuse the issue when you know bonds don't even make you rich. Why the fuck are you even here. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOUR. BONDS. FUCK BONDS TOO.

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https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Suggested_reading


WAAAAAAGMI

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>>55415173
>disgruntled
>a 5000% gain won’t make you rich
category 2

>> No.55415256

maybe gustavo helped rc and that's why he got jenga'd, bond man was in tears but did not want trial

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Holy shit this general is still going

>> No.55415329

>>55415278
it will keep going for a long time because we will fund it with our millions

>> No.55415365

>>55415191
If a 25x makes you rich then you were already rich. 25 times $10k. How much is that? Bonds aren't it. Fuck you.

>> No.55415480

>>55415365
5000% is x50 you fucking retard.

>> No.55415507

>>55415480
Well if you're so smart then explain how it makes you rich or fuck off.

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>>55415329
>delisted
>.33
>scalping pennies against *checks notes* bondholders

When I was here months ago and the stock was trading over two dollars, wasn't it big Kenny who was your enemy? Didn't Overstock buy BBBY's shit?

Kek. What's your bullish thesis? I could use another laugh.

>> No.55415591

>>55415575
the bull thesis is outlined here >>55413962
thanks

>> No.55415592

>>55415507
50x20k=1,000,000. Buying bonds at these prices would make you rich given a decent sized investment if bondholders get paid in full, which is a prerequisite to shareholders getting anything at all. As it stands though, no, bonds won't make you rich, as bondholders are set to get nothing (meaning shareholders get nothing too). You'd be better off investing in dogshit than in anything related to BBBYQ.

>> No.55415621

>>55415592
dogshit anon is pretty retarded for thinking bondholders will actually get literally 0 cents on the dollar but it makes redditors seethe so ill let it slide

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>>55415592
Nice try silly shilly. We only shares around here. Take your wild "get rich quick schemes" and get out of here! Go on! Git!

>> No.55415661

>>55415626
How's the only shares working out for you mr $1.21 average? If you'd listened to me and bought dogshit when I told you to, you wouldn't be in this mess.

>> No.55415702

>>55415661
My average is $0.62, I've been averaging down for months lol.

>> No.55415725

>>55415072
>so you agree that anyone that bought over $1 is a retard?
>P-PLEASE AGREE WITH ME!!!!!
You're annoying and pathetic
>change my mind
I don't have to explain anything to you, loser. You can't afford my consulting fees, because all your money is tied up bagholding bonds. Did I mention that you're way down and I'm way up? The guy representing you at that hearing today sounded like he was going to cry the entire time.

>> No.55415735

>>55415592
$1m was rich multiple decades ago. Now it just makes you a homeowner. Homeowners are middle class. That's the American dream. Below that is poverty and above it is rich. Now you're telling me bonds will make me middle class. Fuck you. I want to go from broke to rich not broke to middle class. Lmao wtf ya think I want to take this fucking risk so I can continue hating my job but in a house instead of a studio apartment? The point of investing is to change your life not give you AI conditioning and some bedrooms you'll never use while your best years continue to disappear.

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>>55415621
You're in no position to call me a retard. You bought BBBYQ bonds when you could have bought dogshit instead.
>>55415702
So you're not the Sonichu poster from last thread? I didn't think more than one person would want to use that retarded image, and you share his poor grammar and lack of reading comprehension, so I figured you to be the same guy. Anyhow, congrats on only being down 50%. Not to worry, you'll lose the other 50% soon enough.
>>55415725
The current share price (and your supposed gains) are irrelevant unless you plan to sell before bankruptcy proceedings are over and leave others holding your bags (meaning that you think people holding till the bitter end or with multidollar averages are retarded). If you plan to hold until you get what's left for you out of bankruptcy, then you don't make a cent until bondanon gets his 50x. Either bondanon makes it with you, or you don't truly believe in the stock and are planning to dump on someone. If there's another possible scenario, please explain it to me. Don't just resort to flinging insults, revealing yourself to have no answer, just explain. How can a shareholder make any money without bondholders making money, unless they dump their stake before the bankruptcy proceedings are over?

>> No.55415821

>>55415735
I didn't say bonds would make you rich, or even middle class. I said that bonds would have to see 50x returns before shareholders see a cent, when it seems certain that they'll instead get $0 back for their investment (meaning shareholders get nothing too).

If you want to get rich, you stand a better chance buying dogshit than BBBYQ bonds or shares.

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>>55415801
It's pikachu you street shitter. Look at you sleuthing on the internet connecting all of the dots. TOP KEK

>> No.55415824

>>55415801
How can bondholders get rich? Enjoy being middle class forever dumbass. This world has two outcomes: ridiculous fucking success and being a wagie. Doesn't matter if your bonds take you from a tent to a house in a gated community if you still have to spend your best years waging. You're wagie and below or you're happy. No in between.

>> No.55415832

>>55415801
I barely skimmed your tl;dr shitpost, but I want you to know that you can't afford my consulting fees either because all your money is wrapped up in dogshit which is not a liquid market. Therefore, I will not be explaining how stocks work to you either.

>> No.55415872

>>55415725
>category 3 baggie is category 3 mad

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>>55415823
It's sonichu you fucking retard, pic related. Confirming you don't understand memes is confirmation that you're the same retard from last thread who didn't understand the redeem meme, the guy with the $1.21 average. Oof, looks like you're even more in the red than you're pretending to be now, especially given how you were probably lying before too. What's your real average sonichu?
>>55415824
Learn reading confirmation dumbass. I didn't say bonds would make you rich, I said they'd net you 0x, but that it's impossible for shareholders to make anything without a miracle 50x for bondholders. I'd never make a retarded decision like buying bonds in BBBYQ, I'm all in on dogshit.
>>55415832
I understand how stocks work, and how BBBYQ shareholders will inevitably get nothing out of the bankruptcy proceedings. That's why I bought dogshit instead, because I'm not an idiot.

>> No.55415906

>>55415895
*reading comprehension.

Oh do I feel dumb. On the plus side, I'm still the least retarded person in this thread.

>> No.55415926

>>55415906
actually you’re slightly more retarded than me because you think bondholders are literally getting 0 cents on the dollar

but it makes redditors seethe so ill let it slide

>> No.55415938

>>55415872
>>55415895
Seethe more bitches :^) 70% up and rising for me so far

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Hedgies on ledgies closer than ever. Some might even say, it's a certainty.

>> No.55415954

>>55415926
Other types of liabilities take precedence over your bonds, and it looks like there won't be any money left over for you. Bonds even trading at $0.02 is likely due to retail interest, it seems the bondmarket expects your payout to be zero.

You might have made an objectively better play than shareholders, but don't pretend that your investment decisions hold a candle to mine, I'm all in on dogshit.

>> No.55415970

>>55415938
Are you selling before bankruptcy proceedings are over? If not, your current gains are irrelevant, you'll get whatever is assigned to you ($0) when the bankruptcy process is concluded.

If the current share price has no connection to your ultimate payout, why are you bragging about it?

>> No.55415989

>>55415954
the fact that there’s such a stink (pun intended) being made about the bonds during the hearing gives me about a 50/50 chance on a big hit or a big miss
if there were no hope for recover on the bonds there would be no drama at all
first bankruptcy eh?
unlike dogshit, my bonds may actually do a little 10x
but you’re right, there is absolutely zero hope for the grand slam 5000% (and by proxy no hope for redditniggers)
cheers dogshit anon, i enjoying destroying these faggots with you

>> No.55416008

>>55415970
As I said, pay the consulting fees or stop whining. I'm not going to sit here and read your retarded dogshit manifestos and educate you for free.

>> No.55416047

>>55416008
>Too dumb to answer a simple question
>Too stupid to buy dogshit
>Never gonna make it
>ishiggidydiggidy

>> No.55416076

>>55415970
You so fucking wish it was 0 dont you faggot

>> No.55416138

>>55415895
Let me give you a reading confirmation asshole, read this and confirm: your a fucking moron.

>> No.55416143

>>55416138
*you're

>> No.55416346

>>55415895
Smug xboxkidXpikachu poster is retarded but that's not sonichu you will be destroyed in the dimensional merge.

>> No.55416371

imagine still pushing bonds after today

>> No.55416449

>>55413962
1. Cuz bond holders have no idea whats happening yet. Or most of the bonds have been bought my someone like RC AND ICAHN.
2. Shareholders are expecting a spin off of BABY which rewards shareholders, and squeeze the shorts.
3. Who said were selling before bankruptcy?? bbby is gonna exit chapter 11, and do a spin off of BABY.

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WAGMI

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>>55416472

>> No.55416490

>>55413915
WAGMI.

>> No.55416513

>>55415895
>I understand how stocks work, and how BBBYQ shareholders will inevitably get nothing out of the bankruptcy proceedings.
lmaaaaaaooooooo bondfag doesn't quit 10 AM tomorrow SON

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k3k l3dgi3s

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>systemic risk

>> No.55417255

just found out bondholders only make a profit if BBBY goes ch.7 bankruptcy.


holy fuckkk! explains why bondanon is always raging and 50+ pbtid.

He is fucked if BBBY makes a turn around.

Get fucked bondanon, we finna make it and dunk on your dumbass bwahahaha!!

>> No.55417388

>>55417255
>bondanon
HIS NAME IS NIGGERFAGGOT

>> No.55417433

>>55417255
category 2
>finna
nigger

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Feels Green Man

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YOOOOOOOOOOO LIL BONDIE. SHARES ARE SQUEEZIN AND YOU'RE LEFT OUT. HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES???

>> No.55417617

>>55417614
category 3

>> No.55417642

good morning everyone, just want you all to know that i WILL just keep posting this until someone can come up with a rebuttal

daily reminder that there is not one single baggie here that can explain why the bonds would be trading at 2 cents on the dollar if shareholders are guaranteed to make money from this bankruptcy

your thesis must fall into 1 of the following 3 categories:

1) the bonds go to 100 cents on the dollar before shareholders get paid (why isn't the bond market interested in a free 5000% gain?) [explanation required]

2) shareholders are getting paid BEFORE bondholders somehow (for the first time *ever* in a bankruptcy case) [explanation required]

3) you're selling before the bankruptcy is finalized because you bought below the current price and you agree that anyone who bought over $1 is a retard

please claim your number below, and provide the required explanation (if applicable) in your reply

ALSO please note that any *pants-shitting*, *sneeding* responses or otherwise that do NOT address the post above, are an automatic concession, thank you

>> No.55417661
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55417661

>>55417617
It's not category 3 if we're going to at least $20 a share, nigger. Also you haven't considered if we're saved from bankruptcy and go back to previous highs.

>> No.55417675

>>55417661
ah sorry upon further review you are category 1 or 2
please provide your required explanation below, thank you!

>> No.55417729

>>55417642
If the magority of bond holders accept an equity deal in the restructured company/new ticker then minor bond holders get taken along for the ride. You would still probably make money, but it would take a while.

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>>55417729
>magority
Holy fuck

>> No.55417745

>>55417729
bondholders would still get a 5000% gain from the current price in the form of any new equity (why isn’t the bond market interested in a free 5000% gain?) [explanation required]
thanks for playing

>> No.55417758

>>55417745
>bondholders would still get a 5000% gain from the current price in the form of any new equity
That would be up to the courts.

>> No.55417763

>>55417758
>the courts will just violate the debt waterfall bro
category 2

>> No.55417784

>>55417763
Well no, it would be a proposal that could be accepted by the majority of bond holders, and could still be quite generous. But if it does go to a deal they only need that majority for the rest of the bond holders to get swept along.

>> No.55417792

>>55417784
if it goes to a deal for bondholders then shareholders are making $0

>> No.55417830
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55417830

is there no one capable enough to solve the bathnigger trilemma?

>> No.55417840

In about four hours, we are finally going to find out whether we are about to be incredibly rich or were shizos all along. I'm scared, guys...

>> No.55417849

>>55417840
why not both?

>> No.55417872

>>55417840
obviously it has no correlation besides both being memes but since GME went from $2 something to $500 that was around a 19000% increase. If bbby did that from 30 cents we should hit a 50-55 dollar price target. That's enough to make me a millionaire but I'd still not sell my bobby for anything less than $150 a share.

>> No.55417884

>>55417872
category 1

>> No.55417947
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55417947

>>55417830
There is no dilemma, you just want to pretend that short squeezes or an outright recovery can't happen. You're making up limitations that aren't there.

>> No.55417964

>>55417947
i said trilemma
>reading comprehension
if you are of the ‘squeeze within the next month or so and sell before the bankruptcy is finalized’ persuasion then you are a category 3
if you expect a full recovery then you are a category 1 or 2 and you may post your required explanation below, thank you!

>> No.55417994
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55417994

>>55417964
Category 3 is faulty because there could be no bankruptcy and we go up.
Or we could squeeze past $1 making your stipulation that "anyone who bought over $1 is a retard" bullshit.
Getting sweaty before you guys get heemed in court again today?

>> No.55418029

>>55417994
>no bankruptcy
anon i…
>$1 retard stipulation
i added it to make baggies seethe
i agree that the category 3’s are the most rational participants of the bathnigger trilemma
but just fucking lol at the category 3’s that unironically expect to thread the needle and squeeze to 1 gorillion dollars between now and when the bankruptcy is finalized in literal weeks
not to mention the fact that this thesis strays so wildly off the path of the going theory in the baggieverse canon
godspeed you crazy category 3’s

>> No.55418039

Ignore the spastic flooding bond retard challenge: impossible

>> No.55418048

>>55418039
solve the bathnigger trilemma
challenge: nightmare mode

>> No.55418095

how did bbby drop all that debt in such a short time period

>> No.55418139

>>55417872
Remember GME would have kept going but they literally had to stop it

>> No.55418269

>>55417872
The thing is hedgies got caught with their pants down with the GME runup.
They underestimated how social media would help spread information about the situation.

But that was before. Now they are much more aware of potential short squeeze that could go out of control.
Algos are fine tuned to prevent any of that from happening ever again, and I'm sure they have many contingencies in case their usual plan of action fails.

>> No.55418315
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55418315

they can't defy physics

>> No.55418329

>>55418269
I agree that they're a lot more cautious, especially with things like keeping IV high, but they have effectively attached a ball and chain to themselves. Considering how much control of the markets they do have, it's probably not ideal for them that the ultimate fate of all the BBBYQ shorts are in the hands of the court and not theirs.

>> No.55418356

>Sussberg

>> No.55418363
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55418363

>>55418356

>> No.55418453

>>55416346
The base image for the meme is xbox360 kid, but it's clearly been morphed into Sonichu, not Pikachu. Notice the distinctive spikes on the back of his head, the white around his eyes, and the homersimpson-esque shading around his mouth. These are all features of Sonic/Sonichu, not Pikachu.
>>55417255
If BBBY makes a successful turnaround, bondholders receive (in time) the full face value of their bonds (5000% up from current market prices). Bondholders would very much like the company to survive and thrive, as they would like to receive the full potential value of their investment rather than whatever scraps they can get out of the bankruptcy proceedings (almost certainly $0).

>> No.55418499

>>55418453
>If BBBY makes a successful turnaround, bondholders receive (in time) the full face value of their bonds
What if BBBY gives the bondholders more diluted shares of bbbyq in exchange for wiping out their debt, then gets delisted from all exchanges and bleeds out for another year before filing ch 7 for good? Wouldn't it be fun for bondholders if bbby found a way to stubbornly cling to life a little longer and bring the bondholders along with them?

>> No.55418507

>>55418453
I kneel to your autism and salute your method of kekking BBBaggies.

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55418515

>>55418453
Go back to gme_meltdown, u/sneeeeeeeed. Your obsession about Sonichu is giving you away. Oh and don't forget your meds :)

>> No.55418557
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55418557

>>55418507
>bootlicking

>> No.55418577

>>55418557
>bootlicking
>implying I didn't cultivate keith until he fucked up
>implying I didn't cultivate niggerfaggot/chadshil/bondshill (he may or may not fuck up with his bonds play)
>he doesn't know
There's always another.

>> No.55418603

>>55418499
Under that scenario shareholders also get nothing. I don't think you're getting the point I'm making, your reading comprehension is not so good. I think bondholders will get nothing, but it is an objective fact that bondholders need to get a 50x for shareholders to get a cent, so when bondholders get nothing shareholders get nothing. Both shareholders and bondholders would be more likely to make money if they went all in on dogshit instead.
>>55418515
Anyone who's been on 4chan longer than 6 months knows who Sonichu is. Fuck off to reddit newfag.

>> No.55418614

>>55418577
Whatever, bootlicking anon.

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55418630

>>55418603
>if they went all in on dogshit instead.
well-written DD on that one

>> No.55418683

I don't reply to people who have been sectioned

>> No.55418738

>>55418603
>Under that scenario shareholders also get nothing
Imagine bbby gives bondholders shares with total value 50% more than they'd get from selling their bonds on the market, bondholders sell cheap then BBBY turns things around one year later. Then what?

>> No.55418781

>>55418738
bondholders would get equity equivalent to the full face value of the bonds aka a 5000% gain from the current price
category 1 >>55417642

>> No.55418795

>>55418738
Are you fucking retarded? Shareholder equity gets wiped out if bondholders are given shares in the relisted company. The current shareholders of BBBYQ would not own any shares of the new ticker, their position would simply cease to exist. Even if the company miraculously started to turn a profit by selling flying pigs, the current owners of BBBYQ would not be rewarded for it, as they would not own a stake in the restructured company.

>> No.55418821

>>55418795
you need to just refer them to the bathnigger trilemma, dogshitnigger, lest you need to repeat yourself and go in circles as baggies continually forget the implications of each pillar of the trilemma as they bounce from one to the next in their attempt to cope with the bond question

>> No.55418844

>>55418795
simply assign their category number and request their required explanation (if applicable) accept automatic concessions and move on to the next

>> No.55418859

>>55418738
Bro what if they just give you free money?

>> No.55418873

>>55418683
Half this thread is gone because of mean posters and shills getting filtered

>> No.55418892

>>55418873
filterfags are always category 1’s or 2’s because they’re pissed and in the red

>> No.55418915
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55418915

>>55418873
>mean posters
>MUH FEELINKS
HOLY SHIT

>> No.55418953
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55418953

Time for the prophecy to come to fruition

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55418972

We are going to see another 40% today

>> No.55418999
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55418999

WooHoo!!! It's WAGMI TIME!!!!!! IT'S RAINING TENDIES!!!!!

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55419025

>>55418953
wagmi

>> No.55419046

>>55418795
>Shareholder equity gets wiped out if bondholders are given shares in the relisted company
Lmao if you believe this you're just ignorant as the average baggie

>> No.55419069

What’s the pre-cope for the auction not going for a billion dollars today? Have the goalposts been moved yet?

>> No.55419095

>>55418781
This reads like desperate cope. Things work a little differently once the BK judge is in charge.

>> No.55419177

>>55419046
>>55419095
>debt waterfall deniers
category 2

>> No.55419199

>court stream
>https://www.twitch.tv/freakn_pwned

>> No.55419210

>>55419177
Guess who's at the top of the debt waterfall and has the most influence over what happens. It ain't public bondholders. In fact, the biggest monkey may be quite pissed off with those bondholders.

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55419217

BBBYQ chart is delayed by a half hour on Yahoo Finance and MarketWatch

>> No.55419224

>>55419217
Yes but not in my bank website.
The current daily change is 3.34%

>> No.55419232

>>55419217
Who are you talking to? Also your screenshot literally says it's delayed by 15 minutes.

>> No.55419239

>>55419232
just wait 10 minutes

>> No.55419241

>>55419217
This one is in real time: https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/BBBYQ

>> No.55419252

>>55419239
For what? I'm using L&S which isn't delayed.

>> No.55419281

>>55419210
So what? They can't just decide to skip bondholdes and gift shareholders free money. Shareholders don't get a cent unless bondanon gets his 50x. As that's obviously never going to happen, it's inevitable that shareholders get nothing.

>> No.55419285
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55419285

WAGMI

>> No.55419288

>>55419210
>bro the debt waterfall will be violated
>for the first time ever
>it just will bro
oh category 2’s…

>> No.55419323

>>55419281
What you're describing only applies to a simple cash only deal though. If there's anything more complicated than that, then the short interest on the stock becomes a factor.

>> No.55419335

>>55419323
Correct. Ignore the shill.

>> No.55419343
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55419343

>>55413915
DEAR ALL BOND KEKS,
ALL THE BOND DEBT FOR 2044 WAS BOUGHT BY AN ANONYMOUS INVESTOR THAT PROBABLY FORGAVE THE DEBT FOR A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND HE COULD BUY THE COMPANY AND NOT DEAL WITH THE DEBT. IN RETURN, SHAREHOLDERS WILL BE COMPENSATED WHEN THE SHORTS ARE FORCED TO CLOSE. BONDNIGGERS WILL GET THE ROPE AND I WILL BE FUCKING YOUR WIVES.
FUCK YOU, YOU WON'T MAKE A CENT BONDNIGGERS!

>> No.55419344

>>55419281
They can get whatever bondholders agree to. If their best alternative to getting nothing is getting screwed, what do you think they will choose?

>> No.55419355

Why would a purchaser construct some overly complex deal at this point? The only thing left is baby, and there is currently no interest in it. Someone is just going to buy the ip for peanuts.

>> No.55419358

>>55419323
>>55419344
I see the pre-cope has arrived

>> No.55419382

>Evidence of naked shorting is presented
>Court forces these positions to be closed
>Shareholders refuse to sell
>Short squeeze happens
>Shareholders rake in huge profits
>Debt waterfall rendered obsolete

>> No.55419406

>>55419323
>muh short interest
>pivoting to category 3
not so fast
>>55419344
if bondholders get any less than a 5000% gain (in cash or equivalent securities) then shareholders get nothing
>baggies fear the debt waterfall
please once again refer to categories 1 and 2 and provide your required explanation below
thanks for playing

>> No.55419426

>>55419355
The only complicated part of a cash/stock deal is figuring out how not to get vaporised by your short position.

>> No.55419432

>>55419323
>then the short interest on the stock becomes a factor.
If the current shares of BBBYQ are canceled out, and the company is relisted under a new ticker, the short interest becomes irrelevant. There is no scenario in which current shareholders retain any equity unless bondholders are paid in full, which is impossible.
>>55419343
Why would someone choosing to forgive the debt that they own mean that bonanon isn't paid for the debt that he owns?

Also, why would someone attempting to acquire the company who owns debt forgive the debt they paid for rather than converting it to equity (leaving current shareholders with nothing)?
>>55419344
If bondholders cant get paid and take equity instead, then this equity will be less than the face value of their bonds. Why would bondholders agree to randomly gift equity to shareholders, when they can simply keep it all for themselves? Shareholders have no right to make a claim until bondholders are paid in full.

>> No.55419438

>>55419406
>category 3
You're aware this isn't a counter argument.

>> No.55419444

>>55419382
Cool theory. Can you name one example of something like that ever happening?

>> No.55419465

>>55419438
you’re aware i already addressed this mental gymnastic faggotry right here >>55418029 nigger

>> No.55419479

>>55419432
>If the current shares of BBBYQ are canceled out, and the company is relisted under a new ticker, the short interest becomes irrelevant.
There is a window between a deal being announced and the actual transaction date. If you are short, but you know you will have to supply x amount of cash and (hypothetically) other stock too, or close out at 0.30c, what are you going to do?

>> No.55419481
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55419481

GREEN
>8MWTG
> $8MILLION Way to Go!!!!

>> No.55419489

>>55419465
You're assuming anyone is paying attention to your faggy categories, I have no idea wtf you're talking about, and I am not going to look further into it.

>> No.55419490

>>55419432
>Why would bondholders agree to randomly gift equity to shareholders, when they can simply keep it all for themselves?
Why would Sixth Street agree to share anything with public bondholders when they can simply keep it all for themselves? The choices available to bondholders depend largely on Sixth Street's actions as the highest in the waterfall. We could very well see sixth Street arrange a scenario where bondholders choose between letting sixth street take everything or accepting much less than face value on their bonds.

>> No.55419495

>>55419479
Why would they need to close out their positions if BBBYQ ceases to exist? Shareholder equity goes to zero, so they owe nothing to no one.

>> No.55419501

>>55419479
>bro we’re just simply going to thread the needle
>all part of ryan’s master plan
please see >>55418029
thank you

>> No.55419504

>>55419489
He's a category 5 homo just ignore him

>> No.55419510

>>55419501
>thread the needle
If there's a lot of money riding on it then needles can be threadrd

>> No.55419514

>>55419489
oh no worries man! let me help get you up to speed on the bathnigger trilemma:

hey everyone, just want you all to know that i WILL just keep posting this until someone can come up with a rebuttal

daily reminder that there is not one single baggie here that can explain why the bonds would be trading at 2 cents on the dollar if shareholders are guaranteed to make money from this bankruptcy

your thesis must fall into 1 of the following 3 categories:

1) the bonds go to 100 cents on the dollar before shareholders get paid (why isn't the bond market interested in a free 5000% gain?) [explanation required]

2) shareholders are getting paid BEFORE bondholders somehow (for the first time *ever* in a bankruptcy case) [explanation required]

3) you're selling before the bankruptcy is finalized because you bought below the current price and you agree that anyone who bought over $1 is a retard

please claim your number below, and provide the required explanation (if applicable) in your reply

ALSO please note that any *pants-shitting*, *sneeding* responses or otherwise that do NOT address the post above, are an automatic concession, thank you

>> No.55419516

>>55419490
Are you fucking retarded? Your reading comprehension is almost as bad as the Sonichutards. I know that bondholders aren't getting anything, I've repeatedly stated that bondholders aren't getting anything, but it is also true that shareholders get nothing unless bondholders are paid in full. When bondholders inevitably get nothing, shareholders get nothing too, and both are left to regret that they didn't invest in dogshit instead.

>> No.55419523
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55419523

so now we are getting fagspammed with categories instead of dog shit?

> pic rel is a real category 3

>> No.55419526

>>55419514
>ALSO please note that any *pants-shitting*, *sneeding* responses or otherwise that do NOT address the post above, are an automatic concession, thank you
>If I'm too dumb to understand then i win, thank you

>> No.55419531

>>55419523
>>55419526
i accept your concession

>> No.55419533

>>55419516
Fuck your reading congratulations. Eat your dogshit if you want dogshit.

>> No.55419536

QRD on categories

>> No.55419542

>>55419495
I'll buy BBBYQ for a dollar. It won't go to 0

>> No.55419544

It's live

>> No.55419547

>>55419382
>Court forces these positions to be closed
Requires the security to be in an exchange

>> No.55419548
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55419548

>>55419531
you talk like you're studying for IELTS, poo fag

>> No.55419549

>>55419536
i gotchu fren >>55419514

>> No.55419553

>>55419432
>he doesn't have the copypasta saved
The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.

First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.

Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.

Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.

As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

There are more complexities with the Hertz BK but I overlook them for this comment.

>> No.55419559

>>55419549
Excellent, thank you

>> No.55419567

Hearing began. Bondholder lawyer is cowed.

>> No.55419568
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55419568

>>55419523
>instead of dog shit
The DD is done

>> No.55419578

>ctrl F ‘categor’
>40 results
kek

>> No.55419583
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>> No.55419596

>>55419553
>THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED
>he thinks bondholders aren't able to agree to something that doesn't require new company formation
Do brainlets really?

>> No.55419602

Let's see this get over $0.40 today

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55419616

>>55419596
>what if
>if so
Ancient Bankrupt Aliens

>> No.55419618

>>55419596
>t. brainlet

>> No.55419635

Bond lawyer is cranky lol.

>> No.55419650
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55419650

Kek bondies.

>> No.55419657

Judge just chuckled after the bond lawyer got smacked down by witness lol.

>> No.55419675
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55419675

>>55419635
>>55419657
Link?

>> No.55419684

AUCTION UPDATE

CURRENT HIGH BID FOR BUY BUY BABY:

AMOUNT: $0
BIDDER: NONE

>> No.55419686

>>55419675
Link is on r/BBBY
The judge is funny.

>> No.55419687

>>55419675
https://www.twitch.tv/freakn_pwned

>> No.55419697

Weird that bondholders didn't try to fight for a higher waterfall position till now. Was it intentional delay or did they think the company would be worthless until recently inappropriately gaining confidential information?

>> No.55419705

>>55419697
>did they think the company would be worthless until recently inappropriately gaining confidential information?
Is it possible bbby is in a better position than anyone expected and is now recognized to be worth fighting for?

>> No.55419722

Glen the lawyer is fishing. Holly keeps smacking him down like a bad-ass mom.

>> No.55419782
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55419782

i don't understand the point of calling witnesses in a bankruptcy case. it's a civil court and no one's being sued; what do they hope to glean from this?

>> No.55419790

>>55419782
They hope to live one more day.
Glenn's shaky voice.

>> No.55419802

>>55419687
judge looks like a fat stupid baseball fan

>> No.55419857
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55419857

this is the posture of the man representing bondholders. you guys are so fucked.

>> No.55419865

>>55419857
damn boi, he thicc

>> No.55419872

>>55419857
What a goober

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55419895

>>55419857
He knows what is on the line...

>> No.55419923
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55419923

>>55419857
Kek bondies

>> No.55419930

>>55419923
LOL.

>> No.55419944
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55419944

>>55419923
Fucking idiots have kicked the can long enough. No more delays. Time to pay the piper
>I... I don't know
What a dickhead clown

>> No.55419952

Holly just made a face at the lawyer. Hilarious!

>> No.55419955

>>55419705
Bbby is already scrapped for parts, overstock signed the paperwork. Only thing left is to see if anyone is willing to bid for buy buy baby. So far, no one has.

>> No.55419967

>55419955
You're genuinely insane and retarded if you think no one wants Buy Buy Baby

>> No.55420006

>>55419967
I’m sure someone will eventually through a bid in before the deadline later today. But it’s not going to be even remotely close to what it needs to be for shareholders to see any cash.

>> No.55420009

>>55419967
Why would anyone want it?
Because Cohen wrote a letter about it 2 years ago? Why did he sell his stock then? And why hasn’t he bid for baby?

>> No.55420048
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55420048

Objection your honor, Glenn is a loser and LITERALLY built for BBBC

>> No.55420052

The Sixth Street lawyer is a chad.

>> No.55420076

>fantasizing about the sexual prowess of bankruptcy court attorneys
Lol, you baggies really just are Sears 2.0

>> No.55420097

>>55420076
your mom has lots of sexual prowess

>> No.55420102

>do not ponder the bond-question
>do not discuss the trilemma

>> No.55420109

Glenn the bond lawyer was flailing. Judge is so done with him.

>> No.55420127

what are we rooting for here? For reference I hold 1000 BBBY shares

>> No.55420141
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55420141

>uh oh stinky

>> No.55420172

>>55420141
so we're acknowledging reddit comments now as truth? which is it?

>> No.55420175

>>55420141
ponder this question: if bonds are getting wiped out then doesn't that make you a baggot like us?

>> No.55420179

When MOASS?

>> No.55420194
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55420194

You guys like putties?

>> No.55420195

>>55420172
>>55420175
yes

>> No.55420201

>>55420195
No Im JuSt HeRe To LaUgH aT yOu LmAo DoGsHiT

>> No.55420202

>>55420172
Baggies entire investment theses comes from Reddit comments

>> No.55420209

the hedgies are losing so bad the primary tactic now is disinformation and psych war to split the community about this bond nonsense, the bonds tactic is a technicality by the shorts to try to delay M/A activity and restructuring if possible. if there is some carve out of baby, the bond holders would still be paid off, or be paid over time under the new structuring if they are merged over, they are mad because their handlers will lose 10's maybe 100's of billions in a gme style squeeze on bbbyq. WAGMi hedgies get fucked.

>> No.55420224

>>55413915
Ah just reverting to straight up boiler room style penny stock scamming hey /biz/? What's old is new.

>> No.55420228

>>55420195
so then why are you such a smug dick when you're just as retarded as us? We've all been inducted as loyal knights in the Order of the Brothers of the Bag. Time for you to get off your high horse

>> No.55420240

>>55420224
You get a boiler in your room?

>> No.55420250

>>55420240
Where is your village? Does it have a well? Is that why you contribute to these sad hose of lies scams?

>> No.55420262
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55420262

SHILLNIGGERS BE ULTRA MEGA FUCKING MAD TODAY KEK

>> No.55420300

Literally the dumbest of the dumb. If the bondholders don’t get paid then neither will shareholders

>> No.55420336

>>55420300
That was what I believed until the bond shill started up and then I changed my opinion. I don't actually give a shit about bonds at all now that I think about it.

>> No.55420346

>>55420228
i am far less retarded than you
im also not a nigger

>> No.55420357

>>55420346
*this poster is in fact more retarded and is also a blue gum silverback nigger

>> No.55420382
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55420382

>>55420300
SHILLNIGGERS PROVING TO BE RETARDED ONCE AGAIN

>> No.55420383

>>55420346
one of us! one of us! one of us!

>> No.55420391

Bond. James Bond

>> No.55420403

Holy shit this guy in the hearing is clutching at straws

>> No.55420416
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55420416

GLENN I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT

>> No.55420418

>>55420403
He’s the one on your side

>> No.55420441

>>55420418
He's representing the ad hoc bondholders ie Jake Freeman (if he even exists).

>> No.55420447
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55420447

FOR FUCKS SAKE GLENN. YOU JUST WASTED EVERYONES TIME

>> No.55420449

>>55420441
category 2

>> No.55420478
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55420478

OH LORD PLEASE LET THIS NIGGA KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING UNLIKE THAT JACKASS GLENN

>> No.55420481

>>55420447
Did you get one of the judges boner smile at Holly?

>> No.55420491
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55420491

>Did you know I can eat a peach for hours Holly?

>> No.55420510

>>55420481
Get a load of this faggot, thinking about some old man’s boner and wishing to see his smile. Very disrespectful, disgusting!

>> No.55420519

>>55420510
kek

>> No.55420524

>>55420491
kek. nice one.

>> No.55420537
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>>55420519
I SAID MY PIECE, CHRISSY

>> No.55420538
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55420538

>I can still smell her

>> No.55420590
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55420590

kek shillies

>> No.55420615

>>55420590
You’ll still be posting this gay shit a week from now, a month from now, thinking you’re “going to make it” lmao
KEK BAGGIES

>> No.55420633
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55420633

>>55420615
Does this hit close to home?

>> No.55420643

>>55420615
>gay shill using gay as an insult
Wtf

>> No.55420650

>>55420633
Ask me next week when you post it again, dipshit lmao

>> No.55420665

>>55420643
Your gay dad calls you a faggot, so it’s not unheard of

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55420676

>>55420650
I'll post it first thing Monday morning.
By the sounds of it, folks, the short squeeze that kicks off MOASS starts in LITERALLY TWO WEEKs.

>> No.55420685
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55420685

>>55420590
Kek shillies indeed

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55420690

>>55420650
>>55420665
The silly shillies are LITERALLY losing their minds right now.

>> No.55420703

>>55420690
How many times are you going to reply to my post, ya twitchy faggot? Compose yourself, little lady.

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55420705

>>55420690

>> No.55420716
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55420716

>>55420703

>> No.55420718
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>> No.55420721

AUCTION UPDATE 1310 EST

CURRENT HIGH BID FOR BUY BUY BABY:

AMOUNT: $0
BIDDER: NONE

>> No.55420723

>>55420718
kek

>> No.55420727
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55420727

>>55420716

>> No.55420731

>>55420721
could I bid and buy it? I've got $3.50

>> No.55420738

>after weeks and weeks of bondshilling... they realized they were about to be brutally fucked by the Safari Cohen Gazelle

>> No.55420739

>>55420731
Yes. Congratulations, you now have a net worth of negative 1.5 billion dollars.

>> No.55420747

i hope the redditnigger tourists itt get even more smug as we approach the day of rektoning
all sharebaggots will be judged as equals under the eyes of the trilemma

>> No.55420749
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55420749

Shills BTFO. Hedgies will ledgie

>> No.55420752
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55420752

>>55420739
fuck

>> No.55420757

>>55420749
Bed bath and beyond is no longer an ongoing concern.

>> No.55420780

>>55420749
uhuh, and how much is it losing per day?

>> No.55420796
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55420796

>DID THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY OBJECT TO THE QUESTION AFTER THE SHIT HE JUST TRIED FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS? WHAT A FUCKING CHOAD

>> No.55420806

Are we in the endgame yet?

>> No.55420813

ngl this turn around team are some high functioning mother fuckers

>> No.55420817
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55420817

>>55420806
Endgame? No, my friend. We are at the beginning. The beginning of your life as a MILLIONAIRE.

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55420830

>>55420817
>The beginning of your life as a MILLIONAIRE
I'm ready

>> No.55420842

>>55420806
Yes. Today is the deadline to get a buyer for buy buy baby, the last remaining asset to sell. No buyers so far, auction started at 10am. Either way, after today baggie fate is sealed.

>> No.55420860

Auction ends in 30 min baggies! Tick tock.

>> No.55420883
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55420883

GLENN THIS ISN'T A LUNCH ORDER IT'S A GODDAMN SHOPPING LIST! MR "IT'LL BE HUMANE IF WE BREAK FOR LUNCH" THIS IS ANOTHER DELAYING TATIC. YOU STUFFING YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE WHILE WE WAIT! YOU GET A SANDWICH, A DRINK AND SOME FRUIT THATS IT YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.55420895

>>55420860
Watch out, that dumb faggot is going to post sonichu at you lmao

>> No.55420919

>>55420895
Every time he posts it, I buy another share of VOO.

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55420948

>>55420883

>> No.55420955
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55420955

>>55420895
I figured it would get under your skin eventually. kek seethies.

>> No.55420961

TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL TOTAL BAGGIE DEATH

>> No.55420975

All bed bath and beyond stores, and all buy buy baby stores, will be permenantly closed after Friday June 30. Store leases have already been auctioned off.

>> No.55420977

>>55420955
It’ll really get under my skin when you are still posting it next month ;)

>> No.55420980

>>55420961
Glenn was seen hopping out of the deli bathroom window and tearing off his clothing while running towards the horizon...

>> No.55420988

If Glenn is a bad attorney, that’s a sign there isn’t a huge conspiracy theory against retail. The richest bankers in the world could have any attorney. Clearly BBBYQ is not a threat to them.

>> No.55421009

>>55420749
if someone like RC doesn't acquire the company and throw us a bone, this is so fucking rigged and disturbing, how they can give us these bullish signals yet rugpull us on the share price, RC just dogwhistled about the ERP on the same day that the oracle ERP came up in court, maybe the DD writers are right that RC is involved with the sixth street specialty lending, like he tweeted "finally" in response to the cocaine bear movie announcement, and "finally" could be a coded message for the FILO loan

>> No.55421011

I hope you baggies realize GME is the exact same pump and dump scam as this. You really going to let yourself get conned twice in a row? Lol, lmao

>> No.55421017

>>55421011
if BBBY shareholders get nothing, then it really does show how untrustworthy RC is, the GME maxis fucking glow

>> No.55421019

>>55421009
Or maybe, and stick with me here, he’s not sending secret coded messages about how the global elite are out to get you.

>> No.55421026

>>55420988
It's simple. My enemies are retarded. The men they hire are even more retarded

>> No.55421042

>>55421026
Right, the wealthy, successful people are retarded, and the dumbass coping in the 4chan bed bath and beyond thread is the real winner lmfao

>> No.55421047
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55421047

The fud is off the charts. Anyone else a comfy boy?

>> No.55421060

>>55421047
Very comfy. Shillies are at maximum seethe which means we're getting close

>> No.55421064

>>55421047
Get comfy, little lady, cause your pussy is about to get throughly stuffed

>> No.55421065
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55421065

So no bid?

>> No.55421134
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55421134

>>55421047
me

>> No.55421139
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55421139

>>55421047
comfy

>> No.55421153
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55421153

>no bids
CUT MY STOCK INTO PIECES
I HAVE CLOSED MY STORES
THESE PROCEEDINGS
NO BIDDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF I CAN'T PAY THE BILLS BLEEDING

>> No.55421156

>>55421042
That's the irony. Do you understand?

>> No.55421162

>>55421065
what's that mean? where was RC? Ichan? Pulte?

>> No.55421220
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55421220

AAWWW SHIT NIGGA ITS BACK AWWW FUGGIN SHIT ITS ONNNN ITS ONNNN NIGGGAAA

>> No.55421221

>>55421162
it's over. we're back.

>> No.55421240

when that lady was on the stand, she answered a question and said something about how what Bobby has sold to overstock is the only item that will be sold. then looked over to the left. anyways she was looking for verification about something. hopefully judge makes a ruling in a few hours. NDAs are revealed and we can turn around hard af

>> No.55421260

>>55421221
>hate speech

>> No.55421313

>>55421260
my bad, I meant that I support our democracyTM fully no matter what

>> No.55421374

Someone bake I can’t today.

>> No.55421377
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55421377

We got a splivvy

>> No.55421391

NO BID FOR BABY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU BAGGIES GET NOTHING

ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. NOTHING.

>> No.55421397

>>55421391
xdddddpp

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55421404

>>55421391
*Only accepting bids for either the hard assets or the IP separately

>> No.55421418

>>55421404
BECAUSE THEY GOT ZERO BIDS TODAY

THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL ANYTHING THEY CAN, BUT NO BUYERS

>> No.55421423

>>55421009
This. How dare he dogwhistle about dogshit with all his poop tweets unless he was willing to pour billions into it. I have convinced myself that he's going to pump my bags, and I'm going to hold him personally responsible if I'm wrong. If he's not willing to buy dogshit should know better than to make any tweets or public statements at all, just in case I accidently misconstrue it as somehow related to my choice in investment. If I'm wrong, I refuse to accept that it's because I'm stupid, so it must be his fault.

>> No.55421442
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55421442

>>55421423
>23 get on 23rd pbtid
bad game jerks
keep up the bad work

>> No.55421459

And baggies - notice the scammers are trying to muddy the water. They want you mad at anyone but them.

The people who scammed you, why you lost money on this play - PPSeeds and the other Reddit morons that convinced you this was a smart investment. That’s who you need to be mad at. That’s who you get revenge from.

>> No.55421488

>>55421423
holly etlin who's the chief financial officer and chief restructuring officer said it's a $5 billion company. how does it add up that shareholders should get $0 if it's a $5 billion company.

>> No.55421511

>>55421488
Then why did they declare bankruptcy?

>> No.55421520

>>55421511
are you fucking retarded?

>> No.55421542

>>55421488
I say that my collection of dogshit is worth $5,000,000,000. How does it add up that I get $0 for it if I think that?

>> No.55421545

>>55421520
Tell you what - when you admit to yourself that your bbbyq shares are worth zero, you will then know I am a genius. Until then, feel free to believe I’m retarded. It’s funnier that way.

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55421557

>Oh shit the nigga is circling back again. I am so bored with him, I could really eat some dip about now. I'll grab some Nacho cheese and BBQ doritos on the way home

>> No.55421572

>>55421511
The clean up the obligations such as defunct leases etc.

>> No.55421579

>no bids for BABY
holy shit this is bullish. no bids means that ryan cohen and carl icahn can just slide in and scoop it up for 5 billion while also giving BBBYQ owners shares in it. right?

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55421585

>jesus christ whatever this nigga comes out with is less interesting than what's up my nose

>> No.55421594

>>55421585
Based meltdown Chad larping as a baggie and making the worst boomer-tier jokes possible in order to make baggies look stupid.

>> No.55421595

>but we have other assets, on the high end, that could well surpass that (bonds)
is that what she said? did she just hint at it?

>> No.55421599

>>55421579
Kek shillie can't understand what the docket says and how the sale is being split.

Legitimate profound mental retardation

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55421608

>jesus christ these shills are retarded

>> No.55421613

Hedgies are being played so hard, also this Glenn fuck is a terrible lawyer.

if this is all hedgies have then it's already over. Ryan is about to checkmate.

>> No.55421618

did she just object to his question "no thats a legal conclusion" lmfao

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55421622

>>55421459
keep crying! And then hurry up dying, no one is interested in your lying.

But you persist in trying.

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55421639

>>55421625
>>55421625
>>55421625

Threaded

>> No.55421855

>>55421488
>holly etlin who's the chief financial officer and chief restructuring officer said it's a $5 billion company
Is this the quote where she said $10-14m revenue daily? Those daily numbers would put the company in the range of about $3.65b to $5.1b revenue yearly. That makes me think she was calling it a $5b revenue company, not a $5b market cap company. But some companies are valued at multiples of ARR. If ch 11 gets their debts to be less than their assets then maybe they could be valued at a revenue multiple. Depending on revenue after closing their stores, maybe they can emerge from restructuring without shareholders getting wiped.

>> No.55422141

WHAT ABOUT THAT JUDGE HUH WHAT ABOUT IT. I DIDNT DO SHIT AND WANT TO GET PAID JUDGE. THIS IS HOW THIS CIRCLE JERK WORKS JUDGE WHAT R U DOING BRO.

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>>55413915
Is this bullish?