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Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:11:35 2017 No.5538682 [Reply] [Original]

My grandfather gave me $5,000 to invest for him into cryptocurrency. I get 5% of any profits made. I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them.

What are

A) The best coins to make a profit with

And

B) The best ways to do this legally without getting shafted by the government or SEC for not being licensed or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:33 2017 No.5538713 >>5538682 >5% what a slave

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:43 2017 No.5538719 BNTY

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:53 2017 No.5538724 maybe if you need to ask 4chan dont fuck with other peoples money douchebag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:13:15 2017 No.5538738 >>5538682 just take the money and keep it as yours your not legally binded to anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:13:41 2017 No.5538750 >>5538682 no good way to do it legally from what I know unless you want to actually do it legit and get licenses and stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:13:46 2017 No.5538754 Just steal their money faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:14:00 2017 No.5538759 >>5538719 Dude, don’t rip off some dudes grandpa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:14:09 2017 No.5538764 >>5538682 5% not even worth the risk of losing all his money

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:14:34 2017 No.5538779 >>5538724 Yeah, if you are being serious this will end very poorly. Don't be an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:14:39 2017 No.5538782 >>5538724 this. Also, give the money back asap. This is a fucking casino and the probability of you losing it all is extremely high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:15:20 2017 No.5538798 join us on discord, here you find some good investment hints https://discord.gg/X3w3T5

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:15:54 2017 No.5538811 >>5538764 this. better off working at mcd's

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:16:01 2017 No.5538817 File: 23 KB, 316x286, 96666709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5538682 GET ON SALT BEFORE WE LEAVE TO MARS NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:17:13 2017 No.5538847 XDN for long term, bruh.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:18:26 2017 No.5538880
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>>5538682
>I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them.
That's a lovely pyramid scheme you've got going there. Just keep luring in more people, and you should be fine.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:18:43 2017 No.5538893
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>>5538713
>>5538764
he doesn't need to know exactly how much he's made, hell he'd probably get a hard on if a bank offerred him 5% on his savings account.

so 5% could mean 20% or even 99% depending on OP's morals

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:19:50 2017 No.5538922 >>5538682 5%? Fucking kek. Tell him you make 75% of the profits or he can fucking do one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:20:09 2017 No.5538935 File: 8 KB, 480x360, 8388563455465766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5538893 >thinking like a nigger do you also glow in the fucking dark?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:20:40 2017 No.5538951 Tell him you invested in chain link and give him back $750 a year from now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:22:07 2017 No.5538994 5% is great considering you might get to keep it all if they die

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:24:28 2017 No.5539055 >>5538682 STRAT and SALT, ICX or XRB if you're feeling lucky

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:25:43 2017 No.5539085
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>>5538994
>implying he woudn't have given his offspring all the shekkels anyways
>implying grandpapa didn't just want to spend some more time, and keep in touch, even if its just about talking that coin X did this and that crazy thing this week
>implying grandpa still cares about fucking money

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:26:48 2017 No.5539113 >>5538893 It’s his fucking grandpa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:27:12 2017 No.5539125 >>5539085 im not talking about OP's grandpa im talking about the other old people wanting to invest

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:27:48 2017 No.5539156 File: 163 KB, 760x570, 1489124031913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Omg and hold for a year

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:28:31 2017 No.5539177 just follow chat for coin price pump https://discord.gg/cXg4Re

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:28:34 2017 No.5539179 >>5539055 After you invest in either of these I mentioned go fucking spend time with your Gramps you autistic fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:31:01 2017 No.5539246 >>5538682 VEN and XLM BTC goes without saying

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:32:57 2017 No.5539315 >>5538893 I'm not trying to scam my grandfather, faggot I offered to do it for free and he told me he'd give me 20%, I talked him down to 5%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:33:23 2017 No.5539329 >>5538893 If his grandpa is smart, he’ll ask for statements.

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