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>>55382287
yea im not going to stop drinking just to look like this manlet

>>55382287
Ya, just starve yourself

>>55382287
Imagine entering the bathroom immediately after she’s just had a big stinky shit in there???

>>55382287
You can achieve that by being literally homeless, go for it

Just lift a bunch, bulk up, then drop the fork. Too easy

>>55382287
You ever wonder how those fags on insta get like that? they're all rich and have tons of free time to hangout at the gym.

>>55382375
In Bongland it's mostly poorfag dossers who get ripped at the gym, since they don't have jobs to go to. Assuming they avoid becoming druggies they can load up on food and roids (which are legal to possess/use) and spend all day at the gym grunting.

Anything is possible lad, you have the ability to make your dreams into reality.

>>55382760
Also before everyone asks (I get this question every time), yes, I held my breath for 30 minutes before taking this photo.

>>55382760
That is grotesque

>>55382287
you can have a physique like this if you simply stop eating

>>55382760
Disgusting

>>55382760
My girlfriend said she wouldn't go out with me if I looked like that when we met, but that she would still date me and even brag about it to other women if I looked like that. Tfw psyop gf.

>>55382789
>>55382833

say that to my face, smartass. I'm going to hold my breath while waiting for you to come. Then I'm going to kick your ass with my throbbing and pulsating oxygen-deprived legs

>>55382287
Fulgrimmaxxing will be in next summer

>>55382287
He's not even strong, he's just starving
>>55382760
This motherfucker looks like he has the skin of an orange on juice

>>55382287
>>55382760
>>55382853
rate my style bros

>>55382853
Lmfao dude thats gross why do you have this saved

>>55382868
so I can point and laugh at it whenever I feel down

>>55382888
Lol

>>55382760
All the kpop fans are in his DMs right now

>>55382864
you should hold your breath for 30 minutes before taking the photo. It will make you bulk up and veiny like me. It might make you a bit purple though so spray tanning helps

>>55382853
This is the first time in my life I have cannibalistic thoughts but hypothetically how long would a man survive on eating this Korean BBQ

>>55382989
you can't eat these muscles. They're rock hard!!

>>55383016
Perfect for slow roast and stew

>>55382287
who is this tranny?

>>55383027
I prefer the quicker method of using a pressure cooker

>>55382760
A bit too much imo, but good on you
Hope you're staying clear of roids

>>55383052
It's steven tyler's clone sister

Just starve yourself then dehydrate

>>55383067
Nvm just reverse image searched it
You need to kill yourself right now

>>55383052
Rick owens’s muse Tyrone Susman

>>55383085
Please delete your post. There are many anons out there ITT that are inspired by my words, and they believe in the magic. They believe I am really the guy in the pic and live up to me as a role model.

The truth will devastate billions of anons worldwide. This will be worse than kids finding out Santa is fake. Your reckless posts will give ptsd and a permanent sense of betrayal to many.

>>55382760
>>55382853
i have seen many before and after pictures of roidheads being convicted and deflating like a popped balloon who once looked like your pic related
so is it really worth it to be completely addicted to the pharmalogical jew over a natty ottermode look

>>55383208
No steroids used. All you have to do is hold your breath for 30 minutes and you will naturally bulk up and pulsate

>>55382287
who is that btw, oddly few results on reverse image search

>>55382857
>This motherfucker looks like he has the skin of an orange
what kind of orange do you eat

>>55382287
Not a single mention of Iggy Pop yet...

>>55382375
drugs
don't eat
>simple as
OP PICREL literally looks like a female with no tits, this fgt can't even open a water bottle without assistance.

>>55382760
>>55382853
Wouldn't sleep with you even if I was paid.

>>55382853
The funny part is roids users will look like this and still can't do 10 pull ups

>>55383233
>>55383097

>>55383443
ten trillion dollars

>>55383285
is this the power of heroinmaxxing?

How many dicks did 'he' suck for those lip gains?

>>55382296
>>55382287
>>55382291
Gigacope
>Chuck's fuck and suck has arrived

>>55382287
For sure. Part of his physique is just muscle insertions, AKA genetics like the adonis belt. Other than that just do some good compound lifts and and don't eat much. He's really not all that muscular just low bodyfat percentage.

>>55383891
>muh genetics

>>55382760
women love nothing more than a veiny man. it's true.

>>55383285
too many zoomies

>>55383934
You're fixating on the most minor part of what I said. Basically different people's muscles attach to the bone at different places and have different tendon lengths so not everyone can have the sort of adonis belt this dude has because their muscles are placed on their body differently.

a majority of these body builders like in your pic are using steroids.

the natural body builders spend close to 6 hours a day in the gym

Your diet matters more so than working out.

Genetics plays a majority factor in muscle growth.

i know why you are doing this anon, you were led to believe women will be attracted to you now and men will fear you.

However, knives and firearms are effective. a single blow to the throat or jaw line can cause serious harm to anyone.

Women who obsess over physique don't want just one man, but will jump from man to man times 50

Women care more about financial well being, some more than others, they don't want a sickly man or mentally unstable man, (bone anorexic or steroid pumped juicer)

Women come and go until you find the one or few that stick around for you, because of who you are, your soul.

The women who chase men because of their flesh are women who have no loyalty or love. worthless

>>55382287
isnt this rick owens boytoy

>>55383891
You forgot the entire medicine cabinet full of steroids.

>>55382287
You want to look like buffalo bob? He didn't seem that rich, but he did have NVGs which were probably pretty expensive at the time

>>55382287
You can tell this guy worships Iggy Pop

>>55382287
She's revolting.

>>55382864
Unreliable spazzed-out fagtron

I ran track and cross country in highschool then just stopped when i hit college. didnt get fat but just not in shape at all. Im 23 now and started running again 6mo ago and already feel insanely better, starting to see my abs again and i got my 5k back to ~20min mark which isnt great but a huge improvement over like ~30min when i started. i think my best highschool 5k was about 17:30 so thats my current goal

anyway, work out anon, run lift whatever. the feeling of your body actually being healthy is better than any financial gain i have ever made