/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55358364
>stuck in a floating toilet with a pajeet
Unironically the worst way to go

oh yeah post their wallets then

>>55358364
Don’t tell me kikes killed them to jump start bull run like they did with titanic?
Gotta admit, those kikes know irony

Would you swap lifes with one of the billionaires right now, for the small chance you're saved.

>>55358495
They are dead. Unless they found an entry to inner earth.

Hope they make it out ok

>>55358500
there's a slim chance they have surfaced elsewhere in the ocean but their comms are broken but i doubt it

This is a very rich way to die.

They should have used an Xbox controller instead.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2023/06/submarine-missing-near-titanic-used-a-30-logitech-gamepad-for-steering/

imagine the orgy they had before running out of air

>crypto-bags are so heavy that you end up sinking 4km underwater

cryptobros...

>>55358495
Yes, because we all die only they get to die doing something as cool as this. Died as they lived. Rich, and with access to adventures the poors never will have.

>>55358506
wouldn’t matter the hatch can only be opened from the outside

>>55358364
Why would that be bullish?
His wife is about to dump their btc and buy an island

>>55358364
They should've tethered but now they're stuck underwater.

>>55358776
oh shit

>>55358956
/biz/ is truly dead when a joke like this isn't getting 20 (You)s.

>>55359515
new captcha makes it very annoying to post

>>55358364
Did you say boating accident?

>>55359521
you can bypass the captcha with a very simple trick that remains in effect as long as you don't clear your cookies

no I'm not going to tell you what it is, just that it exists

>>55359515
it wasn't funny at all bro

>>55359515
Don't get high on your own supply anon, especially when it is a terrible supply

>>55358776
Based and titanicpilled

what if they find the sub but one guy has killed all the others to preserve more oxygen and survive

>>55358664
Sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a sealed container with 4 other people is one of the worst ways to go I could possibly imagine

>>55359592
>Daddy what's happening, are we gonna be okay?
Life of adventure!

>>55359602
>be quiet Lulu, daddy had to kill those others to keep the oxygen supply high, more questions like that and you're next

https://streamable.com/8x39kq

>>55359612
>Now eat your billionaire or you don't get millionaire (Billionaires work harder to get their money and therefore have tougher meat honey-bunny)
>Millionaire at home (actually a hundred-thousand-aire)

>>55358364
Surely this is just an accident and this wasn’t the purposeful assassination of multiple high value individuals

>>55358664
>access to adventures poors never had
plenty of poor kids have suffocated in an old refridgerator playing high and seek; #similarexperience

>>55359527

>>55359531
The pooper is only separated by a curtain and its also next to the window
Why would you want to die in a tiny tube where you cant even stand up? The entire tube probably also smells like disgusting shit from the toilet box
Who even thought of this shitty design

I would short that company if i could

>>55358481
history doesn't repeat, but it rhymes

>>55358364
the basic gestalt is that the entire titanic sinking was a hoax made by the jew glownigger bankers and their families to make a ton of cash from the insurance and the movies around the faked event.
>Titanic was insured by the same company that insured the Hindenburg AND WTC on 9/11 (also MH17, MH370)
>as with the WTC/HB they paid out without investigation
>the exact! coordinates to the Titanic wreck are NOT public (you would need to ask James Cameron)
>Jew media had the story already prepared and pushed it way too early
>the water in April is 15 degrees celsius in that region (member icy lips DiCaprio? that was bullshit)
>Icebergs were NEVER spotted again in that region where she allegedly sunk
>wreck footage was filmed in a studio that explains why there are NO fishes seen anywhere
>the wreck was literally found by a monkey (((they))) are fucking with us)
>now they say they found a bacterium on the titanic that eats the steel away so the wreck will vanish in 10 years
>this bacterium was only found to eat on the titanic wreck (sure Moshe)
>according to the story Guggenheim a Billionaire jew refused to enter an empty Lifeboat (46 places were free) and instead sunk with the ship and let his wife escape with the money, hello? nigger are you awake?
>(((Jacob))) Astor also rich billionaire gigajew industrialist allegedly sinks with the ship, his life insurance is paid out (he only faked it same as Guggenkike)
>Titanic ship was moved to Germany where it was rebuild, mothballed and then sold to the US after WW1 and it became the USS Imperator

tl;dr: another fake and gay globohomo psyop

>>55359515
Hey! I’ll give out a Kek if it genuinely makes me laugh, dickwad.

>>55358664
Is this bait? They died absolute abject horror fucking nightmare fuel deaths. Imagine the initial nervousness as the equipment malfunctioned. The confusion setting in as the instruments stopped responding. Then imagine when the real shock and panic kicked in that you're in the actual suck, buried alive in a coffin floating around hundreds of meters under the Atlantic. Imagine that paki's kid's ear-piercing frantic screams. I wouldn't be amazed if one of them killed the other in the final moments of inept rage. All your wealth and power, meaningless as the system has mere hours of air left to provide.

I know you browncels go out of your way to rim the assholess of rich people, but this is genuinely in a top 5 worst ways to die list. Literally launching someone into space tier of slow, hopeless, despair ridden deaths.

>>55359515
kys

>>55359515
Go back

>>55360244
This is nothing compared to some kind of intestinal cancer

>>55360244
Yeah but they wanted to risk their lives like this. It's like professional soldiers, you sign up for the army, nobody's going to care if you get shot, you wanted this apparently

>>55359515
good bait

>>55359531
How am I supposed to get around my 3 bans a day from tranny janny without clearing my cookies?

>>55358551
I imagine their company has tanked

Imagine when the pakis started oozing liquid feces.
I hope the sub did not implode, I wish I was there when they open it up.

>>55360244
A seam likely failed and they were vaporized in a split second. Your way sounds more fun though.

>>55361565
vaporized? what do you mean, wouldn't they drown? I don't know shit about submarines

>>55362205
imagine picrel in reverse

>>55358495

No. Imagine the absolute terror they feel right now. Wouldn't wish that on anyone even Biden.

>>55358364
>a British and Pakistani billionaire who held a lot of bitcoin has been confirmed dead.
Stupidest thing I've ever read on /biz/.

>>55358495
>being brown
No thanks fag.

>>55360244
>one of them killed the other in the final moments of inept rage
>inept
at that point making a bloodsacrifice of the others to cthulhu seems like the logical thing to do

>>55362297
Would be a great start to an isekai
>be poor af qt Titanic sperg
>save up your entire life to pay the $250,000 fee to visit it in person
>it's you, the small crew, a rich Saudi fuck and his arrogant son
>get stuck at bottom of sea
>fight breaks out between Saudis and crew
>Saudis kill crew
>in your final moments the Saudi and his son try to rape you
>you kill them instead
>it's a bloody mess with only you alive in the sub, stuck in the pitch black at the bottom of the ocean
>out of the corner of the peephole, a tentacle
>then an eye
>then a massive monster comes into view
>he asks you if you want to live
>yes.jpg
>reincarnated as a top monster in the demon lords court
>have to maneuver around, playing politics with the demon lords captains all while leading an army of your own