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My mom says that crypto is the devil, and that you're all accepting 666 into your hearts by buying it, and that god will know when he comes back. She says the new world order is coming.
How can I 10x from this?

>> No.55334112

>>55334101
Post pics of mom

>> No.55334114

>>55334101
Don't listen to her?

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55334121

>>55334114
I didn't come here for advice, anon. I'm warning you. Jesus is watching.

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>>55334101
>How can I 10x from this?
>I didn't come here for advice
How low is your IQ? Be honest.

>> No.55334148

>>55334131
I know my position with god, anon. IQ has nothing to do with it.

>> No.55334188

>>55334101
based is she hot

>> No.55334223

6 pigeons just landed in my yard, got spooked, and flew away.

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55334286

>>55334101

She is correct, however God doesn’t care at this stage if you buy it or not. He will test everyone with the mark. Those who have crypto will be forced to identify and take the mark in order to access their funds.

Only once you take the mark will you be damned for the 1000 years in the lake of fire. Those who don’t will get to enjoy the millennial reign.

Tell your mom to focus on Jesus and to stop focusing on what God wants and Doesn’t want. Faith in Christ alone is the determining factor.

Your mom is correct in her general thought though. Show this to her if you want her to have a schizophrenia induced aneurism:

https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

>> No.55334306

>>55334121
A warning that isn't explained isn't a warning at all, it's "some random guy says something". Imagine if some random guy walked up to you on the street and started telling you about aliens. It might be true, but you're not going to listen to him because he's just saying random nonsense as far as you know.

>> No.55334328

>>55334306
>A warning that isn't explained isn't a warning at all, it's "some random guy says something". Imagine if some random guy walked up to you on the street and started telling you about aliens. It might be true, but you're not going to listen to him because he's just saying random nonsense as far as you know.
hey fuck you bro, my mom isn't a liar.

>> No.55334344

>>55334328
While that might be, anyone could say the words "my mom said...". The one saying it might be convinced, but that doesn't mean anyone else is. Would YOU believe anything I say as long as I prefixed it with "my mom said"?

>> No.55334374

>>55334101
Start an anti-crypto televangelist business. Incorporate elements of Qanon and Trumpism for maximum earning potential.

>> No.55335434

>>55334101
I love this devil, some AtraDAO stuff with awesome beneficial features that create a win-win incentive for profitable indies investors and token holders

>> No.55335558

>>55334101
Alhamdulillah.. Please don’t make troll threads. God hasn’t left us. Allah is closer to us than our jugular vein. https://youtu.be/Fjj_vXbPgs8

>> No.55335729

>>55334286
This is literally just game-fying those fitness apps like if you click a mouse I give you a penny

>> No.55335737

>>55334101
tell her to read her Bible more carefully. She seems to want to watch out for you, and loves you, that is definitely something you can profit from. Honor your mother.