/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55305489
>Can you explain some of your weaknesses

I lust after whores constantly. The only reason I ever want to travel is just to get strange.

>>55305489
I’m just too good at everything I do work related
It’s a weakness because society says I should have fun going to parties and drinking but I just enjoy work too much and get so much out of it
>boss immediately has sex with me

I'm just too goddamn strong, sir. Sometimes I think maybe the strongest. I have a hard time identifying with normal people.

>>55305489
>i sometimes get too focused on trying to find the best solution possible

>sometimes I take on too many tasks and responsibilities

>I have trouble finding a good work life-balance

>>55305489
sometimes take constructive criticism too personally although i understand that no one is perfect and there is value in receiving this sort of feedback. NEXT QUESTION.

>>55305489
I have a crippling addiction to several illegal substances, and I have to take a cocktail of them every two hours to stave off withdrawal symptoms.

My greatest strength of my incredible honesty.

I take cheese poops and break toilets

>>55305647
Go dig a hole you junkie trash

>>55305673
My most notable weaknesses are that I am readily employable by all your competitors so you'll have to beat their offers for the privilege of hiring me, and unlike your current employees I am not a fraud.

i only do what i am incentivized to do. if there is no performance incentive, i will work the precise minimum, and then i will actively work to encourage my clients to stay away, so i can work less

>>55305489
>I’m a perfectionist :)

>>55305489
I haven’t managed to genocide all psychopaths yet
what about you OP

>>55305489
I'm lazy
I work very slowly
I dont really understand things quickly
I'm bad at making friends
I'm even worse at getting a girlfriend
I procrastinate a lot
I get easily distracted by my phone
I have a terrible sleep schedule
I will come to work late

>>55305489
I'm entirely too based. It's a challenging life, but invigorating.

>>55305489
It's simple, I'm a retard when it comes to NFTs, I can't get rid of them, in fact every time I see some I like, I drown into em, and I know it's gonna happen with Nilo again

>>55305489
I have thing for my cousin

>>55305489
I will be staying after hours to sniff my female coworkers' chairs

>>55305489

Yes.

>>55306194
Well yeah, you're definitely retarded kek

I often forget to log my massive amounts of salary with overtime, saving the company tens of thousands of dollars in the process. You’d be losing money not hiring me

>>55306195
Lemme guess, Alabama?

>I work too hard

>>55306221
Pakistan

>>55306238
even worse lmao

>>55305489
My only weakness is that I have no weaknesses.

>>55306194
Don't disrespect the hat

>>55306194
Fucking kek, if you're serious you should kys

I have an unshakeable urge to fuck women at work, even the nastiest old boomer would get her skirt lifted and creampied in an empty office room.

>>55305489
>weaknesses
obsessive, unsure, arrogant, aggressive, some others

Other people feel inferior to me

I have a very powerful odour

>>55305609
>I WILL burn out in the next 3 years

>>55305489
Mhm yes, my dick is so big that no woman I've ever met has allowed me to penetrate her balls deep

>>55305489
>list a strength and pretend it's a weakness

>>55306145
You've got the job Mr Anon?