/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55293263
The 2017 inforgraphics are slowly coming to pass, my brother.
Are you ready for the next 5 years of your life? They're going to be wild.

>>55293279
Bro I’m going to be 30 this fall I can’t wait 5 years

>>55293263
no evidence of that oracle being chainlink
it'll probably be band protocol desu. been hearing great things about that one.

>>55293289
Then cash out and buy lottery tickets bro. If you lose you can always run into traffic. I'll sip champagne to your memory in 5 years time.

>>55293279
just 1/2 more decades bros then your real life starts

>>55293279
I'm almost 40 bro it's now or never. I might be dead in 5 years... my grandad had a major heart attack in his 40s...

>>55293289
>>55293310
>>55293312
yup, the chainlink holders are getting old and frail
very bearish
they will have to sell to pay for various medications and treatments, no doubt

>>55293304
Fuck off faggot life ain’t worth living past 30

>>55293310
imagine how euphoric you would be if you found out a distant uncle had died and left you $10 million but it wouldn't be accessible for 5 more years.
Imagine how retarded you would have to be to actually sulk about that knowledge.
>what? i'm going to be incredibly rich LATER? WAAAAAAAA

>>55293289
What's wrong with being rich by 35? I'm a Link general (Fall 2017 buyer) in my early 30's, and can't imagine thinking "boo hoo, i might have to wait til my late 30's before I'm worth 9 figures. It's over"

>>55293384
>he doesn't know the problems of old age
your fortune will be consumed by the pharmaceutical industry

>>55293384
Holy fuck you will literally be an old peice of shit by then fuck me man

>>55293289
Lol I’m gonna be 42 in a week. Suck a dick.

>>55293468
how much do you spend on prescriptions per month? be honest :-/

>>55293384
10 more years marines.. By that time the best 20 years of your life will be long gone.
By 40 most of your energy and libido drops, health problems start to emerge. By that time your most potent life force and vitality are gone.
But hey at least you finally have a lambo and every shallow gold digger is pretending to love your old grandpa ass

>>55293484
What are you suggesting instead? Invest in Bitbean and Verge, lose all your money and then turn 40 anyway?

>>55293498
just buy bitcoin retard
its going to $1,000,000 next cycle

>>55293410
All you all need to do is drink your urine. It’s the fountain of youth. Not only that but drinking your urine cures any illness. Urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma with all your antibodies for whatefer you are sick with…. Stem cells to heal any organ damage…minerals, vitamins, proteins, hormones, enzymes, salts, and amino acids to perfectly balance you. I have for 21 year olds checking me out at 40 than I did when I was 23. Got a sexy Russian 22 year old that’s getting weird with me tomorrow.

Also drinking your urine is the fastest way to spiritual enlightenment.

>>55293473
>>55293530

>>55293498
Every coin basically outperformed link.
Even If you bought fucking doge in 2017 you would have 10x more gains, that should t ell you everything you need to know

>>55293484
If you have health problems at 40 it's because you fucking deserve it. I play sports with 50-60 year olds all the time who are in better shape than 99% of this coombrained unironic NPC hell board.

Fuck all of you nigger faggots trying to literally gaslight depressed people into bad decisions and suicide. You will all pay in the hereafter.

>>55293584
99% of 2017 projects don't even exist any more.

>>55293330
as opposed to legacy finance guys who are very much youthful and spry

Payments to ccip in non link tokens will be converted to link directly from the cll treasury, resulting in no new buying pressure on the market.

Healthmax and Biohack and hold on for dear life til LINK makes you disgustingly rich anons

>>55293592
QNT is literally what link fags wish link would be.

If your idea of success is making it at 50 years old boy holding for 20 years slow and steady, you could literally just work a job and invest in a 401k to get the same result.
Every old boomer with a couple million has "made it" but everyone knows at that age it doesnt fucking matter

>>55293330
More likely to cash out their Link for life-affirming gender reassignment.

>55293654
>50 years old boy

>>55293303
Are you retarded?

Love how not a single post in this thread is talking about OP pic. Fuddies know wagmi and are just screaming into the void at this point.

>>55293484
If you're rich in your 40's, you can afford TRT, optimal nutrition, and if you're retired you'll have plenty of time to stay active and exercise. You know the vast majority of the world's population will never be lucky enough to retire in their 30's/40's, and we here have the golden ticket in LINK. Count your blessings and use the freedom that Chainlink will grant you in due time to put the time you have available in this life to good use rather than having to wage slave or exploit yourself for the sake of the grind culture.

>>55293587
This guy gets it

>>55293289
I'm 35 and wish to fuck I could have invested $10k then to make it by now.

>>55293289
Yes you can
I’m turning 38 this summer
Being able to retire early still beats not being able to retire ever

>>55293484
Imagine actually caring about love. For the past 20 years I’ve gone from looking very good/tan/skinny to letting myself go back and forth maybe a half a dozen times. I’ve been between 165 and 215 at extremes but mostly yoyo-ing between 200 and 175. At the times I was looking my best, and it wasn’t terribly hard to get girls (even tho I still had to put in some work) I would get bored. The best hookups were the ones where I was like 185-190-195 and very chuddish looking where I would have to work so hard to get that 7 and it was almost like she just gave in and let me have her just so I’d stop pursuing her. You could tell she wasn’t about it at all and those were way more fulfilling than the ones where the chicks wanted it when I was looking a lot better.

John Tyler the 10th president of the United Stares born in 1790 still has a grand son alive today living in Virginia. And he isn’t even that old. He’s like 93. I fantasize about how it must have been when John Tyler was knocking up a 23 year old when he was 75. That’s literally the entire reason I invested in chainlink. Not to get pussy from someone my age.

>>55293897
>1k eoy turned into just wait 20 years and then take steroids to cope

>>55294280
bearish as can be.

>>55293484
Imagine actually caring about love… what a faggot you are. For the past 20 years I’ve gone from looking very good/tan/skinny to letting myself go back and forth maybe a half a dozen times. I’ve been between 165 and 215 at extremes but mostly yoyo-ing between 200 and 175. At the times I was looking my best, and it wasn’t terribly hard to get girls (even tho I still had to put in some work) I would get bored. The best hookups were the ones where I was like 185-190-195 and very chuddish looking where I would have to work so hard to get that 7 and it was almost like she just gave in and let me have her just so I’d stop pursuing her. You could tell she wasn’t about it at all and those were way more fulfilling than the ones where the chicks wanted it when I was looking a lot better.

John Tyler the 10th president of the United States born in 1790 still has a grand son alive today living in Virginia. And he isn’t even that old. He’s like 93. I fantasize about how it must have been when John Tyler was knocking up a 23 year old when he was 75. That’s literally the entire reason I invested in chainlink. You faggots want to grow old with a bitch? Lol.

>>55293511
What is this new fuddie play where they pretend btc will net you more than a 3x?

>>55293484
>t. 23 year old
I'd tell you to go out and crush some pussy but I know everyone's repulsed by the sight of you

>>55294356
>he hasn't heard of hyper bitcoinization

>>55293312
The way doctors stop heart attacks when you are rushed to the hospital is they give you urokinase. What’s that? A clot busting enzyme in your urine. You won’t ever have to worry about a stroke or a heart attack if you drink your urine semi regularly.

>>55293332
Then die.

>>55293330
im 26, been working in the big boy job world for less than a year (before was a life guard, dishwasher, intern, that kindof BS)
and I am accumulating at an estimated rate of 5k LINK per year
its not much but its all I can afford

>>55294659
How many you got now?

this thread made me realize that the vast majority of link holders are rapidly aging losers, fuckups on the fringes of society, dropouts, hideous virgins who cope by pretending love isn't important with severe and unjustified delusions of grandeur
sad and pathetic

>>55294777
At least we didn’t take the vaccine tho. Hahahahhahahahahaha.

>>55294777
fucking chekt
link holders absolutely rekt

>>55294777
Holy triggered

>>55294777
CHECKED! LINKIES BTFO!!!!

>>55294777
CHECKED

>>55293263
>>55293279
>>55293289
>>55293339
>>55293587
>>55294777
I think I’m not the only one on here that realizes that the Chainlink discussions here aren’t organic at all.

A complex mix of paid shills and bots post memes and start conversations. Real anons browsing /biz/ think these convos are real and start making convos themselves. Then when things die down, the bots and paid shills start again to capture new bagholders.

>>55293339
10M when inflation is 10% per year. So by the time you get that $10M in 5 years, it is effectively worth $5M. Then pay 50% in taxes on it and take home $2.5M when the average nice home in the US is $1M.

Doesn't sound all that great...

>>55294777
checked and rekt
>>55294805
don't flatter yourself, at least half of 4chan posters didn't take it either, after all despite this place being a shithole and the endless glowie raids, it was one of the few places where you could openly talk about the vaxx without censorship

>>55293279
I've pretty much given up hope, so we'll see but I'm not getting excited about shit

>>55295024
lmao

>>55295024
inflation is 2%

>>55294777
checked

We not going to talk about the fact VISA are shilling oracles as part of their stablecoin access layer? Fucking hilarious that the gud is now, okay you’ll get obscenely wealthy but in 5 years you won’t be able to enjoy it. Look at Bezos Chad slamming Goblina on the mega yacht and looking yoked at 60. link Chads of any age have nothing to worry about. This shit is giving you the escape in 5 years max.

>>55293263
lol @ this whole thread the fuddies have gone absolutely deranged
anyways to counter your whole bullshit, men dont have a biological clock just take some steroids and all those problems you mentioned go away like nothing
this is btw why they made them illegal as they are dirt cheap even poorfags take them in huge doses at any gym in every western country

>>55296066
chart

>>55293289
Nigga I’m already 40

>>55294777
Isnt that the general demographic for this website?

>>55293473
42 here. About $20 because the 60-70 year olds have abused our c-suite benefits with scripts that run closer to $10000/month. I'd be paying about $300 for my wife and I if we were 100% out of pocket.

>>55296066
>bezos chad
Kek bezos is literally an old impotent cuck. They have to bring their bull for his bogged gf

>>55295549
Censorship or not wasn’t. You think I needed 4chan to know not to take that experimental corporate poison?

The entire point of America is to distrust the govt. So if the govt is shilling some experimental serum, that means stay far the fuck away.

Even probably most of the people who ended up not taking it didn’t not take it for the correct reasons. They got lucky hearing something from here for example, or didn’t take it because of muh blue v.s. red team… etc.

>>55296303
That’s her ex husband dumbass. He’s a cuck.

Bump

CAN FUDSISTERS PLEASE TELL ME WHY VISA IS USING ORACLES IN THEIR WEB3 ARCHITECTURE?

Oh fuddies? Can’t deny? Just gonna ignore?

>>55296066
>This shit is giving you the escape in 5 years max.
we all thought that five years ago

>>55296136
This 42 next week

>>55296136
>>55297868
sergey is going to pay for this shit

>>55297868
>>55296136
kek by the time I'm your age link might finally be $81k

>>55294777
Yes I’m all of those things and guess what don’t care. I’m here to see my linkies make me rich and fulfil the Link journey with my fellow stinkies. Wealth, women and power are meaningless for the enlightened.

>>55294434
>take the babies stem cells in the cord and placenta
>cut the foreskin off
>give you maggots to eat the dead skin
>inject dead baby cells into you
>inject your own urine into you

All doctors are bad.

well, that's it, i'm selling a chunk of my stack. i just realized that i should buy some nice things while i'm still healthy. keep going without me, marines

>>55293303
>band protocol desu. been hearing great things about that one.
yeah sure you have

>>55293263
ss

>visa confirmation
>no mastercard
its over forty year old niggers

Thanks, just sold!

>>55298345
>fuddy dudders 5 years later
visa confirmation
mastercard confirmation
>no amex
its over fourty-five year old niggers

>>55293263
source?

>>55298614
How fucking dumb are you? Lol is this the power of fucking fudders?

>>55296507
>bringing your gfs ex husband who completely mogs you, on the date with you
Kek you worship a literal cuck ahahaha

>>55298514
>fuddy dudders 5 years later
>visa confirmation
>mastercard confirmation
>no amex
>its over fourty-five year old niggers

>Token price: $3.19

Companies can just publish their data directly on the chain without going through a middleman.

>>55298724
>fuddy dudders 5 years later
>visa confirmation
>mastercard confirmation
>no amex
>its over fourty-five year old niggers

>Token price: $3.19
>suicide stack of 10k finally acquired

>>55293263
>>55293279
beyond comfy bros

>>55294777
>rapidly aging losers, fuckups on the fringes of society, dropouts, hideous virgins who cope by pretending love isn't important with severe and unjustified delusions of grandeur
back in golden age of /biz/ these were coveted things, not things to be repulsed by
we are going to make it despite these things, that's the point, but of course newfags can't into culture
literally go back wherever you came from normalnigger

>>55299065
this REALLY riles them up twitterinos

how does this make you feel?

>>55299020
Post proof

>>55293263
they're talking about tellor. chainlink has a critical flaw in its multisig architecture

chainlink has been slower than we all thought but far bigger than we all thought
chainlink is going to run everything

>>55299419
I know you're shit posting but I'm surprised no one has posted this in the thread yet

https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1633152470237999109

>>55299471
What does this mean

>>55300033
Semen has left my body, that’s what it means. $8 EOM!

>>55293468
>>55293931
>>55296136
WAGMI bros, these zoomers dont know shit. also whats it

t. 35

>>55300100
whats it like

holy shit LINK just got upgraded to ERC-4337!!?!?!?! thats 1337 as h3ck

>>55299471
>withdrawal limits
This sounds bearish to me

We're getting close to THE day
>August 4 is the 216th day of the year

>>55300376
What is the significance of 216

>>55300385
You wouldn't get it

>>55293332
Sounds like something a woman or tranny would say.

>>55293332
I'm 35 and still mackin on zoomer girls. If you don't look like a slob, are confident, and socially adjusted, they react really well. One of those things, if you're in the top 25% of men in the area, which isn't hard to be by today's standards, you get a pretty wide market of broads to choose from.

Had this tight hot blonde the other day, she said
>cap
So fluidly I almost lost it but kept my composure. I want her to whisper
>bussin
in my ear. just need to get rid of this other girl and my conscious will mostly be clear about it.

Know this other guy, 40 years old, macks on 20 year olds all the time, but he's fit af so that helps. I'm pretty good looking but rely on personality.

tl;dr you're a pussy and probably a virgin. prime puss is always available if you don't suck

>>55298614
>>55299471
https://usa.visa.com/solutions/crypto/rethink-digital-transactions-with-account-abstraction.html

>>55301785
but what does this have to do with chainlink ticker link

>>55301792
something about an oracle

>>55301835
chainlink is brockchain

>>55293332
Then go join the 27 club, you whiney faggot.

daily reminder that linkies are paying the salaries of roasties while becoming poorer each day

>>55302212
Interesting

>>55294777
Not just link holders, but I would say 99,99% of crypto holders in general

>>55293624
what happens when the CLL treasury runs out of Link?

>>55302729
they will turn the link ecosystem into a DAO around 2027

>>55302248
It's over bros, LINK is not new tech, a hidden gem, or a coming 10-100x. LINK is mainstream and is in Twitter roasties bios. It’s a corporate entity now, so Sergey has to dump another 750k LINK to hire talent managers and diversity officers. LINK hasn’t been the biz token for over 2 years now. Just sell anons... i-i-iit’s over. It was a good ride marines.

>>55302248
>linkies are paying the salaries of roasties
Pretty much every single shareholder in the world is.

>>55302743
Rory also has Nam Nguyen Son doing some /biz rounds so I sometimes don't know if copypasta like you are from this new vietnamese kid or Chris.

>>55302752
then how do you feel about investing in a corpo that fails to return value to their shareholders?

>>55302769
I wouldn't exactly say the failure is on the part of the project.

>>55302782
Then who is at fault for the failure of returning value to shareholders?

>>55302790
The same people that think XRP belongs in rank 6, and Chainlink in rank 21.

>>55302800
You can't even answer with direct and concise sentences. That's what I've been noticing about the link community. Sergey is a liar and evades controversies he caused (shilling Celsius, Bancor, LPL, FTX) and under-delivers.
The Link Marines are exactly the same, not holding accountable that truth does not exist in the Chainlink ecosystem.

>>55302816
How did XRP manage to "return value to shareholders" in the past three years?

>>55302820
XRP is dead, not actively hiring and its executives don't even show up. XRP is just another shitcoin that knows its place
Chainlink is actively hiring roasties, holding massive public events and SmartCon, running an extensive advocates program, and actively establishing partnerships with other protocols

Both of these projects failed to provide value to their shareholders - either through dividends or ROI. Therefore, all LINK shills are simply cuckbagholders that keep dreaming of financial utopias

>>55302867
>XRP is dead
Pretty much.
And yet it seems to have managed to "return value to shareholders" these past three years.

How did they do that?

>>55302790
>shareholders
lol. kek even

>>55302816
You say that but there has been community dissent. The backlash to staking v0.1 directly led them to changing the release schedule.

>>55293289
I am 18, I can't wait another 5 years for LINK to make me rich.

>>55293530

Old fags 30+ have the benefit of having stacks multiple times greater than fags in their 20s. Which would you rather?

>>55303288
20s with 5 fig stack is better than 30s with 6 fig stack

>>55293263
chainlink is down 90%

>>55301304
Kek

>>55302752
nOOOO ONLY CHAINLINK BAD! Don’t talk about anything other than Chainlink bad!

>>55303020
>sergey noticed no one would give him free money if he didnt comply
you are the avg link investor

>>55303508
this
imagine being old :}

>>55303896
I'm a Chainlink shareholder therefore I can criticize the executives' action. Or do you like losing money?

>>55304151
You are welcome to criticize chainlink. Holding link does not make you a shareholder. Maybe you’d be more interested in a DAO

>>55303031
I'm 13 and feel the same way. My best days will be behind me by the time I make it!

>>55304204
Funny you say that because I spoke to some core members during Solana Breakpoint last year and they said there's a possibility of Chainlink becoming a DAO in the 5-year term.
The problem I have with this (which I told them about) is that Sergey wants to leave Chainlink without having a sound tokenomics for LINK, letting LINK become another shit protocol that only enriches their employees (and not everyone can work at CL).
I agree that I am not a shareholder, but if we are paying for their salaries (proved multiple times) we should have some actual say in the project, and the team's top priority should be to return value to their investors.
No bagholders = No salaries

>>55293289
I'm 36 with only a 20k linklet stack,
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL??

It really is true that youth is wasted on the young

>>55304318
loool
enjoy being a semi-rich old man i guess

>>55304318
Shut up bitch boomy

>>55304315
Yeah bro, my dad works at chainlink. Heard the same thing.

>>55302800
>its everyone elses fault except mine that my investment is a complete failure!!

>>55293468
49 next month. Still ok, and no, no meds as I’m not an amerifat.

>>55304535
Imagine being a bagholder and having never met the wagies of Chainlink. They constantly spill the beans. 80% of the CL Team will be at ETHGlobal Paris and EthCC to unveil CCIP.
I don't even work for them, but yes I was an advocate for a while so I'm well connected.
I'm also a bagholder, and I couldn't stand not knowing what they are doing with my money. Now I know.

>>55304315
Wdym he wants to leave chainlink?

>>55305749
He wants to step away from Chainlink Labs slowly because he's tired of the project and he doesn't have the executive abilities to keep moving forward.
Not all startups advised by Eric Schmidt ignore his words, but Sergey does because he simply does not care.
Therefore Sergey and his huge ass research department (filled with parasite phds) are preparing a whitepaper that includes a transition to a DAO, removing Sergey from such a stressful role.
You guys need to remember that Chainlink is just like any other startup and it requires a ton of hard work to actually turn a profit, that's why Sergey keeps hiring HR and does impulsive-hiring, like his switch from hiring a Community Manager from each country to only hiring Engineers all of a sudden.
He has been cleaning the swamp as bear market hit and had to give Adelyn another role and literally fired Melodi (that WEF roastie that was leading the Hackathons) because he's paying for all these salaries and not making money anywhere.

Anyway, you retards should touch grass more often. I usually hang out with the Chainlink Labs team during their events. Come to Paris in a month and say the password "Chainlink is smart" and we'll chat a bit.

>>55305878

>>55306021
>fudding
I'm not fudding retard

>>55306253
>Muh shareholders
>Muh baseless claims
>Muh bullshit

>>55306288
>baseless
Take a fucking screenshot gullible nigger.

Here:
CCIP Beta is coming out to the public during EthCC at the ETHGlobal Pragma July 20.

You know-all chuds are defenseless retards that are slowly losing all the money you have.

>>55306437
what else do you know?

>>55306437
> CCIP Beta is coming out to the public during EthCC at the ETHGlobal Pragma July 20
-3%

>>55306437
>Trust me. I'm from the future.

Fuck off

>>55293263
>EX/jrYVd
Hope ID

>>55293263
It dumps to zero

>>55305878
This guy is unironically a real insider. Baggies just dont want to hear about reality

>>55308690
wow. small world. I know that guy. he's probably talking about Sergey, was in that Ergo group. made a killing off ERG, unfortunately I lost most of it like a retard during the giga dump

>>55308690
>ergo
Lol let me give you the qrd on this butthurt retard and his shitcoin

>helps design the link website
>gets told to fuck off and the site gets redesigned
>tries to release a "competitor" for link on his own
>ada looked like it was going to use ergo for a moment but then they said "nah we'll use link actually"
And he's been seething and pretending that he made a significant contributuon to link as a co-founder ever since. Show me any significant amount of coding / repo work that he did for link to prove me wrong (you cant because it never happened)