/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55277652
I get a little John B and go fishing

>>55277652
Sluts love boats.

>>55277652
Because they want to visit the world but also live in a mansion in the same time

international waters

launch the rocket jeff

Yachts are the ultimate show of wealth. You got a yacht you are almost certainly a multi millionaire

>>55277652
because you cant

>>55277652
smol peepee

>>55277652
Why wouldn't you get a yacht?

>>55277652
It makes poorfags seethe.
Why do you think every time anti-capitalists seether at rich people they always bring up:
>muh yacht
>muh lamborghini
>muh private jet
>muh wasted food
Because it makes them angry.

Because they're obviously BITCOIN maxis

>>55277652
What the fuck else do you spend 100+ mil on it?

>>55277749
Good. You buy those toys. When the time comes, proles will take it back.

>>55277769

3rd world teens

If you ever experienced it you'd get it.

The ocean is really the last place on earth where you are truly free. As the captain you are literally your own sovereign outside every nations jurisdiction.
>Completely free to relax, party, fuck in total privacy and luxury. No noise complaints, not gate crashes.
>Status. Impress the fuck out of friends, A list guests, businessmen, investors, and of course your woman.
>Stop over a reef snorkel/scuba dive with the turtles and dolphins, jet skis, and other marine toys etc
>Stop on pristine islands untouched and out of reach of tourists.
>Visit countries without being forced to be vaxxed to catch a plane.
>Catch the biggest freshest fish youve ever eaten off the bow, or with a spear gun on the reef.
>Absolute serenity and total relaxation with the freshest air, on the deck soaking up the sun, total peace and quite.


This yatch is probably the pinnacle
> https://youtu.be/xC2PY4-TW9g

You can get best views without paying rent. Golden rule of real estate echoes eternally "Location location location..."

>>55277757
kek, which one of you paid a prostitute to wear that meme shirt

>>55277855
another 150 years i suppose.

>>55277769
3d loli harem

>>55277855
>>55277906
Western governments are seizing yatchs of russian billionaires.
Pretty fucked up in my opinion.
Hows it their fault that their leader went to war.
Apparently Turkey is still safe harbor and not seizing them for the globohomo.

>>55277869
Oh and if you need to get back to shore in a hurry, youve got a helipad
Kingdom on water basically.

to escape papperazi

>>55277652
Its not just rich guys idiot. Only rich guys GET the yacht.

>>55277652
Because Bitches love yachts

>>55277652
Check out the Paradise Papers

It's a way for the ultra rich to not pay tax on transactions, it holds it's value for a long time too.

For exemple, Mohammed Ben Salman (Saudi king) bought Yuri Schefflers (big russian oligarch) yacht.

The yacht was in south of France so the prince would have to pay 84 million euros of Tax to the French gov.
What they did is ship the yacht to Isle of Man and then do the untaxed transaction with a screen company.

>>55277652
It's like having a private hotel room that is furnished exactly like you you want and you take it with you when you travel. 90% of travel-worthy locations are on the shore. Billionaires usually don't sail on their yachts, it's moved to where they want to stay by the crew, they fly in, spend a few days there chilling, and fly out, then the crew takes it to their next planned destination.

>>55277652
Everything is legal in international waters, easier to dump bodies in the ocean too

>>55278256
That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
>>55277652
They always end up selling it for a huge loss a few years later. When the euphoria of riches wears off and they start to see clearly again.

>>55278318
Have you ever known the rich to spend money unless it made them money? They claim a loss for tax reasons but it pays for itself in other ways.

>>55277652
good question OP.
let me do you one better: why do poor guys never get a yacht?

>>55277652

>>55277869
Why the pool though?
I would have the seagoing boat for all the reasons you mentioned but why does the thing surrounded by water need to carry non-potable water with it?

>>55277652
>Why do rich guys always get a yacht?

It is the rich guys mentality to own a yacht, OP. My dream is to own that big yacht. That's why I'm participating in the winning indices with my big bags of AstraDAO tokens

>>55277671
>Sluts love boats.

Whores prefer private jet and that super yacht. I'm pushing hard with my index creation on the AstraDAO platform to satisfy those whores. Spending Franklins like there's no tomorrow.

>>55278424
>why do poor guys never get a yacht?

Because they don't get onboat crypto and if they do get attached to the ones that get 'em REKT. I found my new source of wealth by engaging the Astra DAO index investment platform

>>55278318
And that's not how it is suppose to be. Low IQ chads would rather keep losing it all

>>55278493
>>55278509
>>55278531
You will never be a real brahmin

>>55278542
You're a dickhead. You don't know the fuck you are doing.

>>55278439
I guess so you can have a sknny dip while on the move.

>>55277652
Michael Saylor mentioned once that he needed to get a few million out of a south american country and his second best option besides bitcoin was buying a yacht and sailing it home.

>>55278439
it's for when you get tired of swimming in salt water and fish piss

>>55277652
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48h57PspBec
Because they can have privacy there

>>55277652
I'd save the yacht money and get a gf who isn't 150 years old

>>55277903
>kek, which one of you paid a prostitute to wear that meme shirt
this desu
at least hire one with big tits next time