/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm sorry. I was going to shill MANU earlier today but then I got distracted.
Maybe it won't be too late to get in tomorrow morning. It's going $30+

>>55275826
>no links

SOXL Sisters!

>>55275826
>$141
>spend lots of time in date
>spend time in just getting her to get on a date
>most guys just want to fuck and don't want to actually date
Remind me again why prostitution is illegal. I could have me a 22yr old blonde petite white girl for $190
Jannies you fags better not take down this post because we are discussing the fiscal responsibility of using whores

>>55275838
I'm shorting NVDA

>>55275826
PLTR will moon this week

>>55275835
Based on what, exactly? Looks like an overvalued footfag stock.

>>55275842
Why do whores still put themselves through that when simps pay thousands on the internet just to see boobs?

Powell will look at Canada and be like "hold my bear" and do 50 increase. Economy is def doing too well.

>>55275838
SOXS Bros... it was supposed to be our turn

>>55275852
Idk anon. I'm guessing it's a psychological thing. Also only top 1% OF models make money, meanwhile even the unknown/obscure prostitutes still make bank(at least more than your average 9-5)

>>55275843
Best of luck brother

>>55275838
>SOXS is 10.80
now im glad i cut it lose.

Has anyone here ever pulled a stock out of their ass?

>>55275866
People don't seem to understand that making an onlyfans is like putting out a mixtape. You're better off assuming you will make no money.

>>55275553
Friendly reminder that for almost 200 years America never had major issues with inflation until the FED was created.
At 4%, you and your kin will NEVER be able to create generational wealth.
At 4% you will have to work twice as hard and as long to make the same amount of money previously.
I know this term has been said to death but it is akin to modern day slavery.

>>55275826
>6 figure hell
Just one more cycle bros, please, one more supercycle bro cmon, I just need one more run bro

>>55275874
I have never eaten a stock, nor put one in my ass

>>55275870
now YOLO what you have left of that into SOXL 26c's for the end of the week and thank me later

>>55275885
It's okay fren. Inflation will take us there.

GALT bros..

fried rice, teriyaki chicken and an IPA for dinner
yes my moobies are progressing quite nicely

>>55275894
no thats alright, i already have a plan to lose the rest of it.

>>55275907
Believe in SOXL

>>55275921
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
'Cause I wanna be someone who believes
Yeah

>>55275874
I bought thousands of shares of nvax on a whim probably a year and a half maybe two before Covid for less than 3 bucks share or some shit held it for months or so got bored with it sold for 5 cents profit per share only to watch it rocket to almost 300 bucks a share later

>>55275949

Crypto idiot, where can I start trading stocks? Preferably with as little restrictions as possible.

>>55275955
Mostly numb to it now but still stings every once in a while I had 4500 shares if I remember right would’ve been just about a million dollar play.

>>55275966
Fidelity, Schwab, Interactive Brokers, pick your poison

how fucked am I for holding tech overnight? also how many UONE bag holders are here this very moment. how you thought the people who steal shit the most would buy their own products ill never know

>>55275930

>>55275847
Merger arb. The arb exists because one bidder wants a partial buyout which would fuck the public shareholders since they'd be abandoned.
Pretty obvious it's going to the Qatari dude though. Full buyout so public holders get paid - avoids future litigation risk and its simply the better offer on valuation. Can't beat oil money.
Tight timeline since their season ended. Anyway, if the recent news is accurate the entry window may be over already.

Also, remember to do your quarterly taxes everyone. Just 3 days left.

>>55275966
>in far more need of restrictions than she thinks
get Robinhood and start trading in very small amounts of fractional shares until you can prove you have a fucking clue.

>>55275897
Now that it's getting cheaper I'm looking at scaling back in. Mostly targeting the 1.2 area to buy, however.

If I liquidated my entire portfolio and put all of the money in my savings accounts, I could pull about $1080/mo in interest

There is no bear thesis anymore. Just keep your long on nasdaq-100 with a leverage ×20 bullbros

may as well wait until thursday to buy if FOMC is this wednesday.

>>55276009
CPI will come in below expectations tommorow premarket and then Adobe earnings beat after market, followed by fed pause, giga pumping into next week.

OH SAY CAN YOU SIIIIIIING

>>55276016
better safe than sorry

>>55276005
what tax bracket are you in though

>>55275844
It’s up 112%. You’re a bit late

>>55275966
TDA

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

I've done well the last several months in the stock market, and turned my portfolio from ~$8,600CAD to ~$31,000CAD. I made a majority of it shorting the large Canadian banks, and buying OTM calls in a few uranium mining companies.
Do you think I deserve to buy some Moncler boots, or a nice Burberry sweater? I was thinking of spending a mximum of $1,600CAD. Is this reasonable, or should I just continue to add to my long term holds?
Also, who is going to take John Rockers place, in terms of making Youtube vids?

>>55276029
I think the 32% one

>>55275901
>IPA
Beer is disgusting and the buzz only last for 2 min then hours of feeling like shit afterwards.

>>55276041
i'm on the liquor now
(i'll get better booze when MONI pops)

Can a mathfag do me a favor? I need to 22x my trading account to pay off my house early. How does that break down in to daily compound interest if I were to trade my way there starting with 25k?

So bros, I don’t own AC and it’s wicked hot where I live so I’ve just been setting up my chair and computer in front of my open refrigerator door for the past couple weeks and it’s been working great. Idk why anyone would buy AC if they already have a refrigerator. Anyway just thought I’d share my discovery with yall.

Today:
>VIX: +8.38%
>VXM (July contract): -0.14%

Explain this kikery at once.

>>55276048
To each their own I guess. I don’t know what it is about alcohol but I have the most adverse effects from even a tiny bit. I feel hungover like 5-10 minutes after drinking and will have an obnoxious headache all day. I prefer a little bit of cannabis if I’m being quite honest. It’s so much better.

>>55276060
haha look at him go!

>>55276058
sounds expensive to leave the fridge door open for hours. or do you just pop it open every once in a while?

>>55276009
>Not getting in on the schizo volatility
Fed shitpost day here is better than the Super Bowl with /sp/.

>>55276055
How long do you have to compound?

>>55276058
Do you have calls on tech?

>>55276058
i'm in a similar situation. my toilet is in the center of the house, cool tile floor, away from the hot windows. very comfy. i do my best work on the 'throne' as they say.
only problem is if you need to use it for its intended purpose it's gonna reek for a bit.

>>55276058
>Wicked hot
>Yall
????

>>55276060
because we are in june still

>>55276076
Hours most the time. I only have it open when I’m sitting in front of it though. Sometimes I sit in front of it so long I get chilled and have to put on a sweatshirt.

>>55276086
Let’s be optimistic and say 5 years. 10 years at the latest.

why are there so many niggers on /smg/?

>>55276058
you are contributing to climate change

>>55276127
you're the nigger, nigger

>>55276110
Do you pay for the power in your apartment?

>>55276134
fuck you, nigger, you’re not wrong, you stupid ass nigger

>>55276144
>fuck you, nigger, you’re not wrong, you stupid ass nigger

>>55276132
based, I the oceans will purge us of the unclean and girls will have to wear open toed footwear year round

Sold some CCs on our favorite leveraged semiconductors
prolly gonna end up getting assigned
It's been a pleasure frens

>>55276132
Don't tell me you haven't started your weekly summer ocean battery toss?

N

>>55276126
x^(365*5) = 22
(365*5)*ln(x) =ln(22)
X= exp^(ln(22)/(365*5))
X=1.001695
So about 0.17% daily for 5 years

>>55276134
Lmao that video is wild. Kind of sad watching someone nuke their life in one night.

I've got a $5k bet that CPI comes in hotter than expected tomorrow. Market is forecasting 3.9%, which doesn't comport with the general stickiness of inflation and current heat of the job market. Oil prices seem to be the main forecast driver, but those are manipulated to fuck by OPEC anyway. Even if I'm wrong, I'm doubling down on Powell raising or indicating future raises on Wednesday. Market is way, way too exuberant over zero news.

Prove me wrong.

Well you've got no excuse now for not using your cock the way it was made for; getting as much pussy and ceampies as you can before you die. https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/12/health/erectile-dysfunction-gel/index.html

>>55276253
I think you will be proven wrong tomorrow

>>55276253
I see your point, but it seems my grocery bill increases have arrested well. Checkmate, economists.

>>55276190
Smart. The bubble has essentially peaked, at least for semis.

>>55276253
you're definitely exuberant on your forecast

>>55276253
I'm with you. Oil & food might be stabilizing for now but the real elephant in the room is Core CPI which has been going like a freighttrain since the beginning. Everyone thinks inflation is over but It Is Just Getting Started.

>>55276281
Uh huh. Yeah. Maybe.

>>55276253
They can just make the numbers come in good then revise them later

>>55276253
>>55276290
Also keep in mind that the rampant price inflation we've seen over the past three years (almost) has been resoundingly accepted by the consumer, business, industry and commerce.
>resoundingly. accepted.
There is absolutely no incentive NOR need for anybody who has got to sell anything to lower prices. There is no pressure to lower prices.
From that point of view alone, even higher levels of prices are a guarantee.
>b-b-but falling prices of energy and commodities
How does more profit sound like?
They'll fight tooth and nail to keep and raise current profit levels and there are no indications anywhere that prices should (let alone, must) be lowered.

One might even go as far and say that
>real inflation has never been tried.

>>55276257
>Futura Medical plc (FAMDF)
Now that's a low volume stock. Sometimes it goes a week between trades. If it ever manages to get it up, how big could it get?

>>55276320
You sound unhinged.

>not buying the TR dip
>not owning TWNK
>muh tech
>muh innoovatoors
>muh distrooptoors

>>55276333

>>55275874
I just started to invest, so i still don't know how to pick a stock. But my first months i would be like "so hot today, i buy aircondition stock." Lucky it's been bull market so everything went up or at least didn't go down (but i would gotten more from s savings account).

Now I buy spy and try to figure out how to invest when there's not actually a rally. It's not going well

>>55276253
CPI is manipulated don't fight the will of Biden

>>55276320
I realized this recently and it's worrying. This is how the loop will play out:
>period of high inflation
>people get poorer
>it becomes normalized and everyone forgets the old prices
>another period of high inflation
>people get even poorer
>it becomes normalized again and everyone stops caring
>repeat until we live in pods and eat bugs

>>55275941
Mr SOXL and I

>biggest global conflict in recent history
>using tons of military tech
>dfen is flat
God damn. Soxl sissies are truly blessed by just chanting AI

>>55275826
I-I bought uso outs :( . If we get a lower CPI oil will go down right?

>>55276005
You rich fuck.
Will it beat inflation?

>>55276360
>>55275996
BUY
LOW
SELL
HIGH

>>55276269
ARM ipo is pumping intc bags.

>>55276388
>$250k
>Rich

Either a retard or third worlder. $250k is NOTHING. It's LESS THAN NOTHING. You can't even buy a car these days with that, let alone a HOUSE.

>>55276389
I try to not smoke pot when trading but i can try

>>55276404
>can't even buy a car these days with that
>city slicker detected
just leave commiefornia, you stupid ass libtard

>>55276404
You can't buy a car for 250k, i better stay in 3rd world Canada

>>55276320
>real inflation has never been tried.
I am disturbed. and yet.. intrigued..

>>55276253
I've got a $1k bet on the same thing. I've also lost $40k the past year on options. We're in this one together friend.

>>55276160
fukken KEK

>>55276253
Sounds risky, do you mean the real inflation or the one they present?

>>55276134
Link?

>>55276230
Wow. Such a small amount needed each day, but so improbable. Thanks anon.

>>55276448
just go on /pol/ it's in like every thread

>>55276448
>>55276453
ok fine
https://twitter.com/therealskitzz/status/1668032831543451649?s=46&t=GbiWfkqQPhRTO7zYlWaDeQ
sound up

Prices will never go back to the covid/pre-covid cheap ever again. The sheep consumer has gotten used to things being fucked. You'll never get two sausage biscuits w/coffee for just 3.18 from mcd's in your lifetime again in other words. A 20oz bottle soda used to be 1.00, then it was jacked to 1.25. Now it's over 2.00. Meanwhile a 2 litter costs over 2.00. Yet despite the fact buying that 2 litter would get you way more drink for roughly the same money the sheep still down the 20oz like crack.

some TAfag was shitting on ORGN saying the tea leaves predict the price will plummet and it ran up 3.62% today lmao faggot

>>55276462
holy kek /pol/ found a gf finally.

>>55276462
>sound up
you mean “sound off”? where ya wanna meat, my guy?

>>55276478
it's a would from me

>>55276462
I’m in love. Reminds me of a certain someone.

>>55276500
Do you at least have butt hole pics of her?

>>55276462
Wow.

>>55276507
>her

>>55276520
Excuse me. Do you at least have bussy pics of this dude?

>>55276462
that nigger kicking her in the back... pathetic animals

So we're crabbing?

>>55276431
>'ve also lost $40k the past year on options.
I'm down $100k in 2 years on options. The safe way to play them isn't even worth doing.

Are pepsi and coke stocks not worth to invest in, they seem pretty meh after having a few amazing years

>futes

>>55276462
Fucking kek!! The nigger fears the unhinged white woman.

MAGA gay bear chuds still angrily shorting the market. Since they are literally always wrong about everything, the biden bull rocketship will continue its quest to reach ATHs.
Only start taking profit when those gay MAGA bears go long. It is really that simple.

What in the actual fuck...
Why is Nasdaq future going up 0.35%? Don't they know that CPI is coming 8:30 am tomorrow and the expectation is way too rosy? So market thinks CPI will be 3.9% vs 4.9% in April? How is CPI rate of growth supposed to slow down 20% in a single month?

This has got to be some sick joke

if smg is bearish i am bullish.

>futures

>>55276594
>Implying it didn't leak

smg inverse sirs are overbought

>>55276594
>way too rosy
do you think that these stats aren't manipulated? do you think they really want a huge banking collapse because Shaniqua can't afford beans for her 4th of July cookout?

>>55276594
nobel prize winning economist Paul Krugman says nobody cares about inflation anymore. Get with the times.

MCD to 270

If the fed pauses then wouldn't there be a mad rush to buy bonds at the high yield? Since it would be the highest yield you can get?
Do stocks tank then or what?

>>55276253
Everyone knows that inflation is fucked but they will most likely keep on presenting manipulated data so they can continue their schemes and say that it's ok

>>55276640
If the market is still hot would it not make sense to invest instead?

I have $100, what should I invest in? I'm putting my trust in you /smg/ I don't even know why

>>55276760
bussy, you stupid ass faggot

>>55276760
Chicken eggs. Sell next year for 30% profit

>>55276390
Which means hopefully an epic dump.

>>55276640
what bonds? i bonds are fixed rate until October 2023

Don't fall for the bull trap.
They have the next crisis ready to go.

>>55276597
why'd he do it(the needful)?
https://vocaroo.com/1jTpfwqz3L20

>>55276253
>how to lose 5 grand in one day without using leveraged etf's

Lol. Man. Bears just can't believe it. Really guys? You had basically an entire year of nonstop selling and you couldn't see the bottom coming? Anyone shorting at this point deserves to lose money

>>55276891
b-but the maverick of wallstreet said this is a suckers rally!

Reminder that CPI has been manipulated by the Biden administration since October

Bobo's funeral tomorrow

The FED meeting is today right? Something must have leaked. I bet FED raises by 25 bps which is of course insanely bullish since 25 bps are pretty much like admitting a pause. Anything below 50 bps is a useless endeavor

>AMZN P/E: 299
Why

>>55277074
bear market, it should be 700+

>>55277074
AI dude! Didn't you see jeff bezoz bought his own stock? To the moon!

>>55276928
Kek, that guy has to be the most delusional boboid of all time. His videos are actually worth watching because hes so consistently wrong, just hold till he finally flips bullish and then sell.

whats going on in here?

>>>/pol/430463351

spx still rising
unbelievable

what happened during open i blacked out from exhaustion half way through the pump

>>55277192
Dont look at the charts bobo

when will they accept they were wrong?

we moon so much to 4600

Anyone got a decent stock to shill for a 1-2 week swing? No penny stocks, please.

>>55277125
what’d I miss? Looks deleted.

Wtf is going on. Market not even trying to cool off one little bit

>>55277281
short NVDA or puts on QQQ

Are we gonna see the inverse of the flash crash?

>>55277282
someone dropped a personnel file doxing all the FBI employees and jannies are pruning threads every time a new one pops up

>>55277291
you think we wont keep pumping after jpow pauses after a cooling cpi?

>>55277297
>cooling cpi?
That's the trouble. The estimate is very optimistic. It's likely to miss that even if it does come in slightly cooler than last time.

>>55277282
>>>/pol/430468409

>>55276959
When is it Republicans turn to manipulate it?

>>55277297
>>55277297
i think everyone is retarded and thinks he will pause but he wont

I thought you could short DAX at 16000, since ISM made DAX crash, China data was bad, or official german recession. It doesn't matter. All news from yesterday, so forgotten.

>4400

>>55277323
It was priced in bro. We are still pricing in the cowardness of the ECB so we're going at least to 17000. Come on bro.
The market =/= economy. The market is doing great and the buying sentiment is still very hot. Investors have realized stocks are unbeatable and the best way to shield oneself from inflation/recession and a way to add further fuel to this greedflation.
This won't stop. Not unless the ECB were to hike by like 100+ bps over the course of two months... which won't happen

I got heemed yesterday and it doesn't look good for today either.

>>55277337
It's still so annoying. For days DAX crabs mildly, does ultra scamwicks during the day. And then suddenly ULTRApumps out of nowhere, on Monday although US pumped friday. I simply didn't expect it to "lag" and be retarded.

All things can't be really priced in, when they lead to a drop/reaction. DAX clearly dropped on weak US ISM services data. Or on weak China data, it should supress the stocks consequently, but it doesn't. They act as if the problem just went away.

Oil is back

it's over

Based Bulls

I’m thinking about leaving 4chan for a while.

What should I take with me before I go? Half of /t/?

Was up 1% yesterday and took $2k out of the market. What should I buy today? Already have VOO, SOXL, META and CROX. Any suggestions?

>>55277384
Whatever you want probably, doesn't even matter anymore.

>>55277319
well its pretty much reliant on whats going on with cpi, and thats been falling fairly consistently

>>55277384
more soxl, we're going to 40

Ironically the FTSE (UK) is the only sane index. And it dropped despite UK not being in a recession in contrast to germany. And despite UK having had the highest inflation and still having higher than EU.

does she noa lot about the stock market?

>inflation report
I'm getting very bored of inflation, frens.

>>55277430
the economy isn't doing great so it's a good distraction

>>55277412
I’ll miss posts like these
Even though I don’t watch SoL

europoors pumping again

>>55277430
inflation doesn't actually matter, we just need to drill more oil and then everything will cost less and well have more economy.

Cameco just hit an 11 year high. Uranium.

>>55277364
The thing is that all of these supposed bad news amount to nothing when a single slight good news comes out to provide a counterbalance.
You need 10 bad news for every 1 good news to make a dent on the market since the market has now adopted a cheery attitude

>>55277412
Noa thinks this price action is based on hopes and dreams and that it ought to be shorted to hell where it belongs.

>>55277483
i wonder how long it will hold up

>>55277481
I should've bought CCJ instead of the For You meme.

>>55276253
The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate, wages have been rising around 5%/yr, hence Fed will keep real inflation above 5% to fuck over workers. Also the reason for the SECs crypto suits, they need to suppress crypto or the rampant debasement becomes too obvious. Powell will bitch out and "pause" because he is a punk-ass nigger.

>>55277501
My guess is June/July as the service inflation keeps pumping and then a grinding halt in August as banks will be forced to hike further and further to subdue that crap. Hell, people are still giga consooming and there seems to be no end to the depths they will go to to ensure their houses are filled with all the newest crap.
If Apple's VR headset actually becomes a thing, I am officially FOMOing into Apple with everything I have at my disposal since it would prove people really are that retarded
Just watch retail explode this summer. The media is bending inflation to its will and have for a long time been reporting "oh inflation is a problem of the past, look how it is steadily decreasing, our banks are so good that they managed to defeat it so quickly"... never mind that inflation was 20%+ over a two year period.
Peoples' sentiment is good now. OH and fugg ECB btw

>>55276594
It's gov statistics, they just make them up you idiot

SIGA homophobes Joe biden hosted a mpox super spreader event at the white house https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1668413594004774912

>>55277510
>>55277485
I can’t believe I sold my CCJ and UUUU and never bought into SRUUF.

FUCK COINBASE

>>55277548
That’s a man?

>>55276640
No, because bonds are still paying neg real yield

>>55277481
it is literally our turn bros...............

If the index price for something is moving and staying around $100 why can't I buy it unless I put up a 5+% premium? Isn't the index price the price a trade last executed for? Am I being frontrun?

Too late to invest in Ohm?

>>55276594
It actually makes perfect sense. Just trust the numbers and don't fight the trend, bro. Prices are going down. I mean, hell, just take a look in your nearest supermarket. Just look how cheap meat has become. I used to live on 5$/day but now? I can afford the same lifestyle but on mere 4$/day. Powell saved the economy
Oh and btw, all these numbers are made up. That plus seasonal variation and the fact that things are indeed slowing down

>>55276594
bobo....just capitulate, its that easy

>>55277483
What do you mean amount to nothing? US and china are germany's most important trade partners. And what were the good news? The jobs report that demands further hikes judging from Powell's data dependent approach? All news are actually bad.

I have Nio, Huya and Rocket companies in my wallet. I'm between -50 and -85% on them. Should I sell?

>>55277529
>our banks
You mean the central fuckers?
Cause banks are the reason for the inflation, banks and central banks ironically actually.

Fuck me for diversifying (shorts). This actually is going to kill me. All my gains of this year practically gone, already in negative from capital. Wouldn't have happened if I just kept shorting the index.

>>55277594
But lower prices are bad for profit?

>>55277626
mongoloid

>>55277633
Yeah, fuck you too

>>55277626
How about you buy some SOXL 26c's for the end of the week instead and stop revenge trading

>>55277626
>>55277637
Anon why are you shorting the beginning of a bull market?
Why were you shorting the bottom?
Why were you shorting predominantly bearish sentiment and allocation since 2022 to few weeks ago?

>>55277529
Fortunately, Apple VR doesn't launch publicly until 2024. Only dev units to select companies right now. But will it be enough? Market is going to go off a cliff at some point in 2024-2025. I'd rather buy Apple at the bottom.

>>55277626
RIP. I went long 30% my account and bought puts to hedge that shit. even though my puts are down a bit, my long are compensating for it. I expect a correction of 10% between here and July.

https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

>>55277609
Lower expected US CPI (most likely leaked) = good news = beats all the other "bad" news since that's how the market operates during a bull run.
>>55277614
Yepp, ECB, Riksbanken, FED, BoE... useless bureaucrats that should have been replaced by AI a long time ago and hopefully one day will be.
>>55277630
Maybe but a new paradigm has been established. Companies can now hike prices on their products without any complaints from the customers. The companies will absolutely fight to the end to maintain their "inflation-adjusted" new insane profits.
It's literally that easy

Yields...

>>55277670
it's happening

>>55277655
How was I supposed to know it was the beginning of a bull market? I'm not only shorting US. Predominantly shorting EU.

>>55277665
You're arguing with leaked data now? I'm also sure it leaked, said it since yesterday because that pump is either frontrunning or leak.

Pre-market opens in 4 minutes...

What will happen?

>>55277692
bloodbath

>>55277692
SOXL hits 25 and the short squeeze begins, 40 EOW

COIN to 0

>>55277706
gary is about to be shitcanned by the based republicans who love crypto

>>55277688
>How was I supposed to know it was the beginning of a bull market?
You couldn't, but you could know the bottom was in last year by simply observing sentiment, not even other data.
Everyone was Michael bury simply based on sentiment alone.

On the data side the biggest giveaways were the peaks in retail selling (capitulation), major and rare indicators that I can't remember flashing bottom at the time, engagement in markets and crypto reaching pre 2021 levels, and I can't think of anything else.

>>55277707
You believe that?

When’s oil gonna flush?

we pump

>>55277703
So far so good

>>55276058
i can not believe that i once got investment advice from you guys

>>55277711
>simply observing sentiment
and that's the problem. I relied too heavily on data.

I didn't short october btw. I started in March. You know, when you could have thought bank crashes are bearish. Seems not the case anymore.

>>55277548

SOXL TO 30 BIDEN WILLS IT

There is no gain or loss, only risk manifest through volatility.

>it keeps pumping
WHEN DO I SHORT?

the leveraged rotation strategy wins again

>euro stocks close yesterday
>red day
>American stocks open up
>green as fuck
>my stock usually goes with the sp
>sp goes green during American hours
>stock ignores it and only goes down because Europe red or something
>spx went up 20 points yesterday
>my stock dropped 2% today
fucking hell. go up you stupid line.

>>55277773
You mean "just buy"?

>>55277689
Nothing ever happens. USA default got cancelled ages ago.

>>55277786
>77786▶
>>euro stocks close yesterday
>>red day
>>American stocks open up
>>green as fuck
>>my stock usually goes with the sp
>>sp goes green during American hours
>>stock ignores it and only goes down because Europe red or something
>>spx went up 20 points yesterday
>>my stock dropped 2% today
>fucking hell. go up you stupid line.
??
Friday EU completely ignored US. Which is why they caught me offguard yesterday, because EU suddenly pumped delayed, which I didn't expect considering all bad data for EU (china, recession, inflation, US ISM).

All I want this summer is just one good short squeeze.

just buy <literally anything> and win.

that's some shitty price actin on spx. shorting af

>>55277733
Bank crashes were clearly bullish, I was cheering, it meant the pivot was closer and closer, after all rate hikes weren't meant to lower inflation, but to crash banks and consolidate mega banks power.

Now you may expect a blow off top, kind of move and then the great depression.
Enjoy anon and don't get caught by the sentiment and fake data this time, all that matter is the chart.

i did my excel calculations for this month and we are indeed more bullish. stocks have been going up for two months now. but especially in the last month.

Ok now that the 'muh US default' meme is done and the news media has stopped scaring retards about it with headlines, what's the next schizo-retard bait?

>>55277828
>after all rate hikes weren't meant to lower inflation, but to crash banks and consolidate mega banks power.
Ok, can we leave the schizo thing out?

>all that matter is the chart.
Yes, I saw the bullflag (DAX) but thought data>TA. Wrong.

>>55277809
Everything is up +100% and you want more? Come on bro
>>55277733
>bank crashes are bearish
Small niche banks that get absorbed into larger banks = extremely bullish. These "high" rates only serve to nicely rid the market of these small flies and to consolidate the power of large companies. Nice move Powell, very nice

>>55277772
after summer if even then

>>55277809
gonna be whole summer squeeze

>>55277823
a lot of bearish stocks still. 47% chance of buying shit thats going down

>>55277833
the banks will have to pay back their cheap loans they got from the FED, after summer

>>55277801
pretty sure Thursday was red for Europe and they countered by going double plus good on Friday. Europe has this weird thing were they mostly just follow America but it inverts some volatility shocks which is funny once you find them.

>>55277839
It's not schizo, it's literally what happened.
How is hiking rates lowering inflation if inflation was caused by the 0% reserve requirements?
Also by pure coincidence after the 0% we get the steepest hiking rate in history, right about at the time banks are the most susceptible to being rekt by them with no reserves and with heavy low yielding treasury bags.

Schizo? No it's common sense, common sense is a much better tool than most of the fake official data out there.

>shapes
Unironically trash all the indicadors shapes etc... Draw a line, if it breaks sell/buy, it's crazy, but it's that easy

>>55277857
>europe follow america
>europa is ahead of america in time

>>55277857
Friday was red/flat and yesterday it mooned (at least DAX). Yes it follows often, sometimes it does, sometimes not. On US ISM data DAX crashed while US didn't care. It's completely retarded.

>>55277862
Yes the outcome is right. It fucked small banks, but I don't think there was intent. If there was why did he slow down immediately to 25 bps after the first crashes?

>>55277866
During US trading session which ends the day.

>>55277866
You also full well know that EU can't do shit if US doesn't allow.

>>55277866
yeah i said sometime ago europe is leading almost. beijing joe is fucking everything up. i bet with trump yuro markets would follow usa.

what do you guys think abou vix?

I was looking at doing a broken wing butterfly that was centered on 17 with a break even of 15.56 for the july expiration.

HOLY SHIT SOXL PRE MARKET

>>55277883
>If there was why did he slow down immediately to 25 bps
>he
They*.
Because they don't intend to crash the dollar as a reserve currency or crash the US government,which they were closer to doing than ever for both.
Also rates right now related to the debt are crazy high, that's why people comparing the 10% rates of decades ago are either not very smart or I'm bad faith.
6% to service the current debt is an ungodly amount.

why does QQQ have almost zero options liquidity compared to SPY/SPX

>>55277913
>doing derivatives on derivatives of derivatives

this is a sucker rally its going to dump 5%+ today across the board once rates are hiked

>he still shorting

>>55277936
No it wont

lol imagine the absolute despair SOXS holders are going to have when they wake up tomorrow and check their portfolio

>>55275852
why do you still flip burgers for pocket change when big fagman is paying six digits if you just lrn2code

bulls you have a few hours left, what will you do with your time?

VORP x SOXL BROSHIP

>>55275842
you're just short $49, you got that champ

>>55277932
you know there are people that specialize in trading vix or futures.
more to life than trading plebbit meme shit

>>55277982
im going to sleep
will wake up to screeching im sure

>>55278003
May I see them?

>oil

wasnt even worried...

I should've aped in on this SOFI calls, fuck...

>>55277809
>muh short squeeze
reddit broke minds

there are a few subscription services im interested in. is that the way to make money in the stock market by selling them ?

some are like 40 a month to some 1500 a year. im not good enough yet to start my own but i think that could be a way to turn market autism in to more money.

RIO is up 3.7% in the 2 hours LSE has been open

Should I buy more kratos stock?

>>55275984
Me except
>buy drunk
>sell sober

>>55276048
Let the liquor do the trading

How much has your portfolio grown last year ?

Will global shipping ever come back? Surly this can’t last too much longer.

Buckle up bobo.
The heeming wont stop

ok whats the CPI print bets are open

>>55278183
it's going to print a fat green candle is what it's going to print

Sisters my amd puts...

>>55278108
i remember reading here warrior trading scammer made like a million in subscriptions

Is there any reason to buy Microstrategy stock rather than Bitcoin directly ?

>>55278222
more leverage on the shares due to reduced margin requirments.

>>55278204
trading is more about psychology than technique. start being good at closing trades and taking profit before spending money on subscriptions

>>55276594
close out before you lose everything bobotard

>>55278149
2022 was a bear market, so negative 10% or so. I am up 40% this year

>>55278149
+35%
i was down 20% though

>>55276020
i really want to coom to rose montoya but that's unironically a man.

>>55278183
4%

Apparently it was leaked

>>55278329
niggas really still be using the dow jones in 2023

>>55278251
yeah i think its also mostly spoon feeding tickers to people.

id only go for a month just to see do they know or do something more than i can currently.

Oh seeeeers?!

so we pumpo for another montho?

*Lands softly*

OOOOOOO CPI BROS

EVERYBOOOOODYYYY
>Yeee-eeah
ROCK YOUR BOOOODYYYYY
>Yeee-eeah
EVERYBOOOOODYYYY
CRUDE OIL'S BACK ALRIGHT!

>>55278432

We need a hot CPI number to knock this market down

>>55278183
its going to be whatever the kikes need it to be to manipulate the markets

According to this market has only a 17.5% chance of going down today

>>55278466
the actual CPI is like 18% so will the S&P 500 go down 11%?

New

>>55278472

>>55278472

>>55278472

>>55275884
Yeah, I was thinking about this earlier
The effective point of inflation seems to be that you can never just hold money. You MUST either work for more wealth, lend it out at interest, or invest it into productive assets.
Unlike most of you work avoiding NEETS I am of the opinion that this is a GOOD thing. The people holding crypto want to accumulate wealth and then stop working forever, effectively being parasites profiting from eternally deflating currency (scarcity due to hoarding and gdp expansion causes deflation of such a currency)
I tend to think that it's good that the gubment whips peoples' ass into working and taking risk by investing. However, the way inflation is currently set up is as a scheme benefiting Wall Street Bankers

>>55277124
He puts in a lot of effort for such little reward.