/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55271588
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,127.652B, 102P = 20.859B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,126.870B, 106P = 20.065B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55271588

Infinite Wealth Edition soon

First for kek dumbfuck crypto and /smg/ baggies

>>55271606
Damn you beat me to it.

I love GameStop

c'mon gme

>>55271599
Imagine this takes place in Florida and the player is going to kick Kenny's ass.

https://twitter.com/whalewire/status/1668311013786103820?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

TIME’S UP GARY

OFF TO PRISON

I have never seen the algo struggling like this
any other day it would have dumped us -0.50 and be done with it.
>oh wait
>it already did that and failed to contain the price
lmao

>>55271588
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)
Schwab

kek hedgies

>>55271680
Gary confirmed as the good guy (4u)

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

yawn

*inhales*

its so just shrimple

gamestocks baby

>>55271701
garys been the good guy the entire time would be a hell of a plot twis t

WAGMI.

N

>>55271588
I request technical assistance from my ceo sirs

>>55271680
Lauer just confirmed this was a glitch. GG is on our side

>G-M-E, yeah, bitch that's me, put some respect on my name next time you see me
>at this level of fame, I'm just working my way, up the motherfuckin' ladder, bitch, it's all in a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8

MOASS IS INEVITABLE

its our time feechads

>green on the 1W chart

Lmao their bullshit they pulled for earnings didn’t last long lmao

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>55271844
One (1) Starfield Constellation Edition for the PC please.

>>55271844
checked, ill have 1 legend of zelda movie sandwich

Is getting a new ID as simple as turning airplane mode on and turning it back off?

>>55271844
RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING

>>55271865
Aye

>>55271865
why, what are you up to?

>>55271800
1:33 on go nuts

Will the Zelda movie do better wt the box office than Mario? Yes. What will Nintendo do with all of the extra money?

it’s been almost 3 years lol.

>>55271822
I was out for a few weeks, so first time reading your pic, its pretty based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfceJhgvRM

nigger its gonna take longer but its gonna get wayyyyyy more entertaining

eat that wonton soup

kek kathies

>>55271899
And you'll wait for another three more to get TESVI

>>55271899
False. Furlong was only CEO for 2 years and the sneeze was 3 months before that happened

nice dump hedgies we're literally already back.

>>55271920
WAGMI

Thank you God (Jesus) for giving me the sickest bars the white man has ever possessed in history.

>>55271844
Day 12 of hunger strike until WAGMI. Please hurry Chobani this is harder than I thought.

lmfao
get to work baggies

>>55271981

>>55271981
where do I preorder

kek head of narratives

the news cycle is accelerating

>>55272028
Our jew is gonna beat their jew. Feels good man

Has anyone beat totk yet? I’m still grinding out the side quests, but I’m tempted to just end it. They’ll rerelease it with free DLC next gen and we’ll just buy it again while waiting for moass

>>55272087
Those were the records of who holds the shorts

Why the fuck is Diablo 2 still $40? Wanted to finally play Diablo while comfy posting but blizzard doesn’t want to that.

it always knew

>>55272125
Blizzard really went downhill since Activision.
>>55272149
It always knew.

>>55272125
Probably because online play is still supported by battle.net if I am not mistaken.

>>55271981
Damn that sound like a great deal.Talk about delighting customers.

>>55272125
I had the digital copy of WC3 back when it was like $10, same as D2, but they rugged those and stopped supporting it when they did the remaster

RYAN DO SOMETHING

>>55271611
Speaking of Okami, I got summarily banned a month or two ago for posting the Japanese name of the ocho perro guerreros, anyone know what's up with that?

>>55272125
>>55272179
Real wagmers will google diablo 2 private servers like usabattle net and Europe battle net which will provide you with an installer for free. Its the old one but I would consider the remaster to be a bad investment unlike gme.

>>55272125
>>55272179
Ok that kind of makes sense but at least give a single player option.

>>55271957
Thanks, I am no longer horny for woman butt.

I'm so delighted.

going to start walking it down to 22.99

>>55272263
thanks anon. This thread fucks. Gonna click my ass off while I wait to get paid.

https://twitter.com/InvestorTurf/status/1668320465192984577

This was always a pipe dream. It might worn out, but we are basing this on more hope than facts

>>55272333
>we
>nintoddler
>whiner
Checks out

>55272333
*inhales deeply*
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>55272263
thanks also anon, downloading now. I have never played diablo 2 before, will it be a nightmare to pick up?

Believe in her and you will surely make it.

>>55272333
from space nigger

>>55272333
checked
WANGMI

>>55271800
>>55271822
>>55271633
>>55272333
>>55271844
>>55272044
>>55271755
>>55272377
>>55271588
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>>55271844
One MOASS with a side of an M&A.

Post-MOASS I'm going to buy a 7950X paired with a 4090 TI to play Starfield in 1080P

>tfw MOASS

>>55272333
Wrong. A debt free company with a management team executing exciting new plans for growth that will hit the bottom line is a great investment. The systemic naked short interest is keeping this investment comically cheap. Some guy does valuations of other companies with dangerous levels of debt, less revenue and net income that also have higher valuations.
If GME normalizes by destroying the shorts then we'll all be handsomely rewarded, if not become millionaires via MOASS.

>>55272399
speaking of space niggers. I've been seeing alot of UFO talk on the TV lately. Seems they're rolling out the ayy distractions for some reason.

>>55272503
whats the first thing everyone is getting post moass.
im getting one of those bad boys (pic). now that i can afford it (socially)

>>55272571
It's for when they start fucking with the internet they can just blame it on interference from advanced ayy lmao tech

>>55272594
>be moass
>happen
>be reddit
>go doge
>be normies
>follow in
>be (((putin)))
>start stuxnet 2
>be one world government
>well now that everyone is used to digital currencies lets have GIDC
its obvious

>>55272588
>now that i can afford it (socially)
Kek. First thing I’m going to do is pay off all my debt ($19k), buy a 2 family home and a gaming laptop and an additional gym membership to the one I have now. I’ll rent one side and then travel the country while gaming and working out.

>>55272073
>>55272073
For me, I'm saving Elden Ring and ToTK for after MOASS when I can enjoy them at my leisure unperturbed by negative thoughts on whether or not I'm an idiot who lost -60% of my money in two years. That or right before my inevitable suicide

>>55272622
Legit, sounds similar to my moves.

>>55272634
I’ve gotten fit since this started so the discipline is already there. Also with more money I can afford better quality food, supplements ect.

This spy pump brought to you by a desperate algo trying to stay above water.

>>55272588
>Getting
I bought 3 for myself and myself months ago. Get on my level, scrub.

>>55272369
The game is very intuitive despite not having a tutorial. Some classes have an easier time than others when it comes to making a fun build. There are beginner guide gamefaqs from back in the day that explain the games systems without spoiling anything. I would recommend signing up for the private servers and making a multiplayer character because that will allow you to fight bosses and named enemies over again to farm certain items, but farming isn't necessary before nightmare. Buying GME consistently is very similar to farming in my opinion.

>>55272651
I think I had a stroke. I meant "myself and my sons."

>24.02
We’re about $2 away from the price pre earnings. Remember this and that two insiders bought more shares (not reported by msm either) when the investable dump comes after the shareholder meeting.

>>55272684
Barron's reported on it as the reason we're pumping today (ues that doesn't make sense).

Excellent perspective on the history being made at this moment in time. I am sure many frens will appreciate it. And to all the reddit visitors ITT, it's time to stop being a bluepilled little bitch. Ciao.
https://x22report.com/bitcoin-ben-the-war-has-moved-into-the-next-phase-truth-vs-propaganda-good-guys-winning/

>>55272684
Wait wut. I didn't even check the peepeepoopoo chart today. I suppose this explains the lack of shilling.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55271865
lucky, my silicon valley carrier is rangebanned lel

i have a confession.
I swing'd my .91 share on frudelity, and turned it into 1.1 shares during earnings run up.
That is all.

>>55271914
fuck you Todd the new elder scrolls isn’t even going to be in a new area I honestly can’t see how elder scrolls 6 will be as good as Skyrim. I could see it wasting time needlessly more than Skyrim does, but quality wise I just don’t see it. Really I wish they’d go back closer to the Morrowwind style of rpg, but I know that’s a pipe dream.
Either way, I’m sure Todd Howard will be responsible for single handed it giving GameStop positive green quarters. So… damn… I can’t believe I have to say this but… I kneel.
Thank you Todd Howard for your contributions to GameStop.

>>55272761
>good as Skyrim
Skyrim wasn't good though.

>we are at about the same level as we were two weeks ago
Wtf two weeks posters were right…

>>55272647
Which will give you better recovery and more energy to make your workouts better. It's a positive feedback loop and I can't wait.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55272516
what are you stacking after moass?

>>55272788
Comfy check

>>55272787
They say money doesn't solve everything, and maybe that's true, but it sure does make everything a whole lot easier to solve yourself.

>>55272788

>>55272588
Energy, food, water, mining and ammo stocks as well as it real life. A house somewhere isolated and kind of safe. Houses for close friends to come with. Start a community. Farm animals. Buy reddit. New truck. New computer. Silver. Gold. Copper. Tin. Sheet metal. High grade metal. High quality lumber. Milling equipment. I could go on. If this plays. If not I keep working towards my current situation which has a lot of these things covered already. Just want to 100x down.

>>55272794
The best investment is your community, the second best are the communities connected to your community. That's going to look different on the ground for ever region, but the principle remains the same. You want the people you come into contact with daily to be happy and healthy, and you want the people they come into contact with regularly (as little as on a monthly basis) to be stable if not solvent. This makes you antifragile; rather than having to respond to every crisis individually, you have layers of society serving as a bulwark. You also don't have to be filthy rich yourself, in the end; you simply have to ride the wave of affluence, taking advantage of opportunities that your initial seeding eventually grew into. Giving your money to strangers in the hopes that they'll grow it is dumbshit. If you give it to the people around you, even if they never turn a profit, you've bought some measure of goodwill and probably even some utility.

>>55272794
However much tech and brains I need to get us plugged into virtual worlds ASAP. The future is in decreasing the marginal cost for supplying a higher quality of life for everyone. Full dive VR makes that happen. We will inevitably move to being brains in jars, which will cost marginally nothing once we have the infrastructure, yet we will be able to stack trillions of human lives on this planet where they get to do whatever they want whenever they want. All that will have any real value after that is tech. The human experience is destined to dethatch from materia.

ooooooo

mo'ass soon

>>55272955
Enjoy severing your divine light. Deep dive VR and consciousness uploads are a trap designed to ensnare you on the material plane.

>>55272750
>giving up the short-term status for less than 1 share
>>55272761
You WILL BUY the watch.

>>55272955
>upload your mind
what if they just simulated eternal torture, seems like a terrible idea

>>55273019
>oh no, I did the spirituality wrong
Pass. To deny an AI a spiritual experience just sounds retarded. You should know by now the great mystery isn't going to unravel and be fully quantified like that. I bet they are going to have to deal with problems that we couldn't possibly understand.

>>55273019
I see youve woken up from your depression nap anon

>>55272955
yeah right.

>>55273102
Make it as cheap as you can and open source. You will never be able to fully prevent abuse, I would deffinitely promote updating the constitution to protect the sanctity of the mind with the same sacred attitude we hold with the rest of our fundamental rights. It should be illegal point blank for the government or anyone else to forcibly read your mind.

>it's still going

Solid day boys

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

alright everyone, lets get in line to get our dicks sucked by that one anon
>>55271465

WAG(burp)MI

$27.482 average

>>55273240
>$45 average

>>55273240
>>55273245
you had all the time in the world to average down and you didn't.
Oh well it won't matter when we hit phone numbers.

>>55273245
Kampai.

>>55273287
>just average down bro!

Shut the fuck up. I don't want to fucking hear this. I put my ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS into GME at a $180 average because I was assured it would be in literally two weeks. Any shares I buy at $25 are a drop in the fucking bucket compared to what I bought in 2021. I can't fucking average down in any meaningful way

>>55273245
YAGMI

>>55273333
>0 accountability
fuck your quads, tits or gtfo

>>55273333
lol

>>55273333
>Shut the fuck up. I don't want to fucking hear this. I put my ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS into GME at a $180 average
There's no way you had enough money saved to buy more GME at $180 than you can now at $25.

>>55273333
Same here, though I have gotten more money to add over the last two years. My average is still in the low $30s though. Makes it more difficult to be patient when you have mid five figures invested and are down as much as we are.

>>55273333
I'm glad I doubled down at 40 presplit

>>55273430
I put 50k in throughout 2021. That was everything.

I wasted a 100k on weed and other shit these last 2.5 years

https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2023-107
Naked shorting prosecution. Not GME related directly, but...

He keeps getting digits. Why has Kek favored such a faggot?

>>55273333
checked I was in a similar position when I first bought (cost average about the same as you ~176) but I sold everything I had in august and waited/got more cash and rebought at a way low in the 61-99 range. DCA anything is meaningful also, even if it’s just $50 a week. Get a job

>>55273444
Lol what the fuck have you been doing for the past 2 years? Living on no income?

>>55271844
TWO FUCKING YEARS RYAN

>>55273476
Its just some retard pajeet. We had a solid 6% solid day and insiders are buying.

741 bros...

>>55273476
>Lol what the fuck have you been doing for the past 2 years? Living on no income?
yes

>>55273444
>I put 50k in throughout 2021. That was everything.
You haven't made 50k in 2 years? Get a job
You could have bought 2000 more by now.

>>55273287
I did average down, just not in time and not much, I used to be around $34 I think.

>>55273333
>I put my ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS into GME at a $180 average

>>55273596
What do you mean in time nigga? You have some insider knowledge we dont?

>>55273181
>updating the constitution to protect fundamental rights from the government...
Anon, I....

Wen earnings

>>55273625
I could have average down when it was below 20 and near 16 and I didn't do it.

>>55273637
And if you think its still going up 20 vs 16 or even 24 doesnt really fucking matter.

I thought r/biz/ was going dark to protest api changes? When is that supposed to happen? I just came to this subreddit out of habit but I'm kind of surprised everything is going as normal.

>>55273647
Exactly, it's the having money to put in. I bought a little in January 2021 because it was making people cry on TV. Then I learned more about the situation and went all in above $200, kek. Obviously wish I had waited but it is what it is.

>>55271844
Checked. Sorry to tell you, but r/publix/ went dark to protest reddit api changes. You will not be able to go to Publix this time fren.

>>55272622
how many shares do we need for this?

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

>>55273635
kek kennies

>>55273647
I know, as low as we below my average

>>55273596
>I did average down, just not in time
bro its still $25
SNEED

>>55271844
18320 Collins Ave, Sunny Isles Beach, FL 33160

>>55273728
Now English dahlit
>>55273711
>We

>>55273752
*nice
Its over selling immediately

>>55273333
>>55273245
>>55273240
I couldn't give less of a shit if my fucking portfolio is a few dollars up or down. I'm in this to commit financial jihad and make bank like a kikel selling opiates to school children. I can't imagine stressing on every dollar when I plan taking boomers to the fucking cleaners. Just how neurotic are you niggers?

its over

>>55273814
HEDGESISTERS WHAT THE FUCK AHPPENED

>>55273832
you called, brother?

What kind of net worth would justify having a personal driver and chef? Just wondering.

>>55273765
It's hard to hold for months if not a year.

>>55273814
its only begun

>>55273814
but he's only been on the job 120 weeks

What is the latest assumption around Gmerica, teddy and all that jazz?

rayn cohben, do something about the naked shorting before the ayylmaos bluebeams us all

>>55273883
A cool treat for gme holders but not relevant to towelniggers.

>>55273883
Just start listening to jazz, good stuff.
Any recommendations?

>>55273903
>towelniggers
Their stalking horse deadline is up. Zero bidders.
>and that's a good thing

>>55273846
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>55273846
top fucken kek. have hester and ken been seen in the same room? also reminder this is happening soon.

>>55273913
Hugh Masekela

>>55273915
Thanks. Buying more BBBYQ

>>55273814
Gary is innocent. He’s only been on the job 2 yids

What's the deal with Hester Peirce? What has she done, or wants to do that has Wall Street so pissed at her? I don't know anything about here but the institutions absolutely hate her. They are fucking scared to death of her replacing Gensler. Why? Here is a recent example of hedge funds going after her in the comments. This is one of many in the last couple of years (for those who never use reddit, this is Superstonk, the subreddit hedge funds run to talk to each other and decide what comments people are allowed to see. You don't see this on subs that aren't made for Wall Street).

Now she may be just as evil as the rest. I have no idea. But I'm curious why institutions want her out of the picture completely. I get why they want GG to stay where he is, but it seems a huge reason is to make sure Hester does not take over. They must know she will replace Gary if he leaves. What did she do?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/147u216/gg_is_being_targeted/

>>55273935
What is this fren? Explain like I’m a snoo avatar

>>55273923
kek

>>55273913
Boz Scaggs for some easy listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MelIMq99ysE

>>55273913
Andy Sheppard Quartet
https://youtu.be/WModBeF36qA

Mutts are fucking ugly get me out of this shithole nigger Babylon please, I deserve better, and they deserve genocide

Is this a MOASS?

>>55274126
>Anti-interventionist on the topic of bailing out non-deposit financial institutions
>Wants to provide safe harbor for crypto
>Not a fan of FedNOW
>Proposed reforms to reg SHO with more mandatory reporting and forcing buy-to-cover
>Wants to remove ESG (or, really any non-financial reporting requirements) from statutory requirements
Pretty much the antithesis of the GG Globohomo Agenda.

>>55274333
>Globohomo
tikkun olamism

>>55273333
Nice digits. I'm exactly the same bro, I put 60k in at 180 and have had bills to pay for the past 6 months as things have tightened, I've still got a fat stack (around 1600) but it still hurts to know I could have about 2200+ now if I'd not gone balls in when I did.

>>55274352
Your (You) is well deserved, fellow seeker of the arcane.

I thought Hester Peirce was bad and blatantly on the side of hedge funds? I genuinely don't know who's corrupt or not. Just let me be rich already and then go back to your schemes.

Part the Red Sea, Moses, I did my fucking job you worthless cuck. Fuck you. Quit being a pussy and kill our enemies. Worthless.

>>55274044
>4 id
>44 digits
>>55274077
>>55274177
you need to relax

>Does nothing about the stock market
>Complicit about thousands of complaints across the meme sector about Kenny, Tiger cubs, ect.
>Just has a hard on for making crypto feel like insecurities
>Gets fired
>WAAAAAHHH THE CHAMPION OF THE STOCK MARKET GOOD GOY GARY GOONSER NOOOOO THIS IS UNJUST WE MUST RIOOT IM GONNA...IM GONNA RIOOOOOT
>HESTER IS SUCH A BITCH I HATE THAT BITCH WHAT A BITCH
>*ods on HRT*
Just stop. We already know you're on payroll.

Kek Garys.

>>55274463
What you're witnessing is Intrasemitic warfare through proxy: bought appointed government officials versus bought """elected""" government officials.

The fake reported short interest looks like it jumped a lot in the last month. 31.5% is absurd enough as it is give the fundamentals

>>55273814
Do not redeem the bill good ser, ples

Are we ever gonna WAGMI or nah?

>>55273333
>>55274354
Don't worry. What seems like a high entry price now will have you smugly smiling once there are more 0's behind the share price than dwarves living with snow white. Every share you've ever bought is at an enormous discount, courtesy of wallstreet. You are no fool, you are a genius who bought what will be the highest sold security in history for peanuts even while the entire world power structure weaponized every asset they have to stop you. Fucking legends each and every one of you.

>>55274535
Tomorrow

Checkem

>>55274540
Based. I hope so fren :)

>>55273913
My fave jazz album

>>55274463
*She* do look questionable though

>>55273476
>>55273541
Me too.

>>55274540
Yeah but I could have had more. :(

>>55274540
Splivvy shares go long term capital gains next month. Those of us who have been hodling from the beginning have a big fat bonus multiplier attached to our winnings compared to swingies, even if on paper the swingies' cost bepis is a little lower. It's all a rounding error when we start seeing commas in share prices, but about 30% more of that pie is ours to keep.

>>55274598
This anon is gonna make it

https://youtu.be/TvtaSiYAjaQ

https://youtu.be/4IfmEmZQ5wk

FUCJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIfG-P4lK4w

>>55274768
Great songs anon. Chet Baker is /ourguy/

>>55272377 Checked
>>55272805
>>55272893
Comf comf.

>>55271588
kek stupid fucking baggots

>>55274761
>when we start seeing commas in share prices

>>55275036
>reads 5 hours worth of messages

Lost, placed where the cancer abounds, I had a boundary once, where the fuck is it now?
Cost, tempered by the taste of the mound, I guess it's Big League Chew, when I chomp through the ground,
Boss, order me, and I'll make the sound, I'm taking cues, but the cards burn a hole in my mouth,
Fauc - et face, drown till I'm found, there was a cellar door here, now I'm locked in the house

>>55275064
cope baggot
you'll never be rich

>check price
>already bounced
>mfw never gonna slurp again

>>55271899
I waited for Guts to get off the boat.

What is the most interesting subreddit that showed up in your recommendations today

I got

Carmax
Royal Caribbean
And r/Girlsoutwest

>>55275100
Checked

>AAPL selloff AH
did Benchod sell to buy more jimmys?

>>55275111
Right back at ya

>>55275075
all that yappin

>>55273019
The future is looking bright. You won't even need your eyes to see it. Not that you'll be able to afford them anyway.

For the people who are talking about buying GME way back when and they can’t drop fat cash stacks now: think of the capital gains taxes. I went all out in 2021 so most of my GME was bought then. But since i never swung or sold, I have so many shares in long term capital gains. And personally I’d prefer that.

Another perspective: in the end, what matters is “I made THIS much money.” You can sell 1000 shares to make THIS much, or you can sell 1 to make THIS much. The number of shares you have is only relevant as far as specific selling strategies and psychological perspectives. It’s possible all you need is one GME. Don’t worry about entry point and how many shares you have. When this is all said and done, we are all going to make it anon

I spent roughly 13 GME to buy Todd's watch (through GameStop of course)

We’re gonna WAGMI, aren’t we GMEntlemen?

>>55275213
I think I just WAGMI'd in my pants

Still Holding.

>>55275240
Still Holding! x4

Before GME i had hair. All the stress has made me go bald. Need it to MOASS so i can afford a hair transplant

>>55275257
You can have mine when I'm done with it.

>>55275257

>>55275213
Certainly seems to be a positive air in the thread today. In recent weeks there's been a high amount of light energy in general. This usually necessitates hedgies try and tank us to stop it, lest it snowball into a psychic wedge and shift us further onto the good timeline where they all die from brutal prison rape.

>>55275256
based

Before GME i was bald. All the comfy has made me grow hair. Need it to MOASS so I can continue to relax.

My perception of reality is so far outside of what hedgies can even imagine they have no way of actually fudding me

>>55275285
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>55275335

>>55274482
>>55274352
once you know you can't unknow.

>>55275152
sounds like the servitors from WH40K

>>55275109
what's a subreddit?

what r the realistic chances of this going to $800 a share before July 20th?

>>55275434
A type of sandwich with provolone, speck, salami, cornichons and mustard mayo.

>>55273019
based transcender

>>55275449
*spex

>>55275434
I think it's kinda like a subwoofer, but for cringe unthinking conformity instead of music.

>>55275173
I have enough shares for multiple scenarios. But I really am hype for the 1(4) share people with nerves of steel who try to time moass and post their high scores.

Sell? Er - doré.

>>55275550
OOOOO I'M DECOOOOPLING

Bros tell me. Are we really gonna be rich? Please say we do. Money can't buy happiness, but it can prevent misery.

>>55275550
That token is still around? I hate Jews so much.

>>55272571
Lots of politics this election season and the media is going all out. Operation blue bean in full force right now.

EVERYBODY FROM THE FRONT TO BACK, FUCK POPCAPS, THROW YOUR HANDS UP, WHEN IT'S PEACE THAT YOU LACK,

HIDING IN A PLACE, WHERE THE MONKS SAY GRACE, MERCY ME, I JUST BEAT ANOTHER CASE, TIMING AIN'T A THING, WHEN YOU IN THE RIGHT PLACE, EYEING UP THE SCENE, SO I GOTTA SAVE FACE, UH,
THIS IS A MANHUNT, PRAY BEFORE THE MAN COME, THEY ONLY TALKING TILL THEY FALL LIKE DANDRUFF,
PAJAMA SAM, KEEP IT CLICKING LIKE A DAMN GUN, THIS OUR ADVENTURE, WHY YOU SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T COME?

>>55275550
Fucking FTX man what the fuck

>>55275615
There is a LOT to be excited about with GME. The company is comically undervalued given the stirrings we see of RC and his team creating exciting new ventures to impact the bottom line. The only reason GME is not trading at higher prices is because a MM got caught naked short. The whole world knows it so all you need to do is slurp up shares at a discount until the parasite dies. Only then will GME begin to rise to a fair valuation. And you get a free ticket to MOASS when this happens.

>>55272750
I bought the top, but I used stimmy money to do it.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55275629
a high-pitched manic election season full of happenings and psyops is the perfect background noise for moass. the masses need to be distracted with ayys probing beyonce on the white house lawn of something along those lines.

>>55274761
his is something I'm curious about. As a split dividend, this would be true (new shares, new cost basis date). But it was executed as a forward split. In this case, normally, don't "new" shares inherit their parents' date? I'm a layman, definitely not a tax attorney, so I don't know for sure. And if they DO differ, can we get dinged for claiming the forward split date? Could they be like, "Yes, well, it was executed that way but it was MEANT to be the thing it definitely wasn't executed as on paper, so you owe this plus penalties for lying to the IRS kthxpayup :3"?

Uh, gamebros?

>>55275645
I hope you are right anon. Even 1000 Dollar would be life changing for me, but I take everything that I can. Diamond Hands.

>>55275715
GME you stay on my mind,
ful-fill my mo-ass please~
i think about you all the time
in my schizo daydreams

>>55275715
Yes, but take a quick look at /pol/ for a second. Like everything is going up in flames at the moment. I do not know whats real.

>>>/pol/430380069
>>>/pol/430442922
>>>/pol/430430676

>>55275720
I had an actual Series 7 holder from TDA confirm to me over the phone that it was a dividend with an ex-div date and of course my DRS shares were divvies, so I'm not worried for myself. It's mostly a question for shit tier brokers since foreignfags don't pay US cap gains tax on stocks.

I see it had to take a site-wide blackout in order for /r/superstonk to be able to reach the Reddit frontpage once again. It really is over.

>>55275228

any predictions for the shareholder meeting? im already expecting a dump in price afterwards but other than that we probably wont have any happenings until sept-nov when markets historically crash

>>55275764
>I do not know whats real.
MOASS
also aliens

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1483nu1/theory_gme_token_gives_us_an_insight_as_to_where/
NEW OPTIONSBAIT JUST DROPPED

>>55275904

>>55275960
https://www.reddit.com/user/TheUltimator5/submitted/
>is also a BBBY enthusiast
Every. Time.

>>55275960
>>55275976
Hhahahaha

>>55275976
forgot
>is also an AMC: Original Recipe purveyor

>>55275976
>I'm kust going to roll the profit into GME.
>Portfolio -98%

>>55276011
>he also bought LRC
HOLY SHIT

>>55275440
Pretty good

>>55276022
He is keith

>>55276111
Pretty good digits

Q4 Earnings dump took months to recover. Q1 Earnings dump will be negated in weeks. Volume is accelerating. DRS is still ratcheting the supply shut.

>gme being this quiet
>at this moment in time
sus

>>55276315
>Q1 dump will be negated in weeks
It's already been negated we're at the same price point as the day before earnings

>>55276315
DRS count is bogged

WAGMI

it doesn't really matter what they do

>>55276356
Shills relocated to shit on Starfield for some reason. Oh also the Ukraine counteroffensive fuck up.

So, things that are in the news and economy related and thus may impact GME.

I don't think these things are true, but if the public believes they are true, it will certainly impact the economy.

>aliens crash in vegas guys backyard a month ago (allegedly)
>military whistleblower mentioning bob lazar talking points, reported on mainstream news
>biden blackmail bribe tapes related to funding of jpchase
>jpchase ties to epstein coming to light
>more ufo believers saying they have more whistleblowers ready to come out, but cannot do so before congress approves it per the most recent defense spending bill (greer)

whens the economy crashing? hurry up

>>55276356
It’s tomorrow.

>>55276464
Counting from the AH peak is more solid "proof of recovery" since it avoids BUT THE CHART nonsense. So 28 and change for Q1.

I have information that may be linking Ryan Chobani to u/bvttfvcker.

another summer wasted as a poor incel who can't even afford restaurant dates because he's an XXXX baggie

>>55276531
but yesterday's tomorrow

>>55276644
>he can't make the pussy wet with his cooking
Top kek

>>55276662
this
Moass or not I'm gonna whip up some fine meals for me and my friends in the backyard of whatever I choose to live and just be able to enjoy that universal pleasure

>>55276644
In the last four years I've become a really good cook. It's one of the few things I enjoy a lot and would probably do more of if I had the extra time.

>>55276761
I'm gonna learn all the family recipes and figure out how to do a classic New England clambake at the beach house I'm going to buy.

Cohen still larping as a minimum wage employee on Twitter. Why does he refuse to confront the short position?

aw bros gme really is short squeezing this is such a great thing this story will be recounted for generations

>>55276644
i'm an xxx (freshman xl) baggie and i couldn't care less about what women want think or need since they're functionally worthless outside of birthing me tall handsome 100% white sons

>>55276961
oh, and if you've ever had sex before, have a tattoo/piercing, or talk back like a dumb fucking broad, you're very much unwanted

>>55276496
>Shills relocated to shit on Starfield for some reason.
Due to the Todd posting earlier I unironically believe this. Todd Howard is a bigger menace than JP Morgan.
>>55276644
do you live in the Southern Hemisphere? Summer just started for people who matter.

>>55277005
i don't see any money in my account and i don't think RC is going to do anything since he didn't even file a form that he bought today. It's over for me.

>>55277065
what happened to the money in your account?

>>55277075
it's in shares of gamestop that are down 30%

>>55277080
your money isn't gone though, you still have the shares of gamestop. how much it's down only matters if you were to sell

>>55277106
but my youth is being wasted because i can't travel to exotic countries and meet a nice woman while drinking tequila at a tropical beach bar ryan ruined my life.

>>55277106
>your money isn't gone though, you still have the shares of BBBYQ. how much it's down only matters if you were to sell

>>55276788
based, I think I'll do the classic splurge of Wagyu beef then trying out Texan BBQ myself

>>55273333
>>55277134
what's your point? idk what those BB letters mean. This is a thread for GME- Gamestop? BYOB doesnt really matter here? Maybe youre lost idk hope you find the thread youre looking for. If you bought GME and never sold then youve never lost money

>>55271588
checked.
wagwi.

>>55276624
I am listening...

>>55277345
>>55277345
>>55277345
Threaded.

>>55272461
>>55277273
WAGMI.