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THOSE STUPID MUTTS CRASHED THE MARKET AGAIN, TOTAL MUTT DEAD !!!
I WANT A NEW CRAPTO, A BETTER CRAPTO, ONE WITHOUT AMERICANS !!!

>> No.55247991
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>>55247968
no refunds

>> No.55247996

>>55247968
Oopsie! It looks like I sharted again!

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>>55247968
Americans are asleep. If you think this is bad just wait until they wake. They need money for their daily 10 Mc Muffin breakfast.

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>>55247968
>>55248010
What did we supposedly do to crypto, yuropoor? I'm actually very out of the loop, I was on a motorcycle camping trip for 3 days in Michigan and now the whole board looks like doom.

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Eth chads are sleeping peacefully as their UNISWAP liquidity positions automatically adjust the ratio of Eth:Dai counteracting any loss measured in USD all while collecting fees in a decentralized manner. They rest Carefree without a worry of having to make TikTok KYC videos just to be able move their funds. Many of whom never logged into their CEX account since 2019. "it's just not needed anymore" said the Eth chad "But what if you want to trade your coins, but what about LEVERAGE??" The Bitcoiner screeched His Trezor collecting dust locked away in a safe with a sticker on it reading THE FUTURE OF MONEY. The Eth Chad with his Trezor in hand replies " There's a dapp for that™ " he hastily clicks on his Trezor to confirm a transaction he just earned 0.025 Eth for sending a metaverse scammer to kleros jail.

>> No.55248440

>>55247968
yeah fucking jews amerika is pathetic im glad China won

>> No.55248629

Why do you blame Americans and not Jews?

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>>55248629
same thing

>> No.55249210

same shite every time