/biz/ - Business & Finance

>wake up
>Text boss "gm"
>Work for the year is complete
>$800k tc

>>55244012
I'm just NEVER going back

>gifted the opportunity to spend time increasing his skills and the amount of money he can command
>strokes his penis
Always remember, you chose this.

>>55244053
I make just shy of a half-mil to stroke my dick and you're coping. Sucks to be you I guess

>>55244063
As a non-stroker, the sucks are regular, believe me. But with your big bucks you can't lock down top tier pussy? What? Many such cases... Sad!

>>55244105
Talking about pussy on the business section of a mongolian rice farmer message board. Imagine.

>>55244158
Yeah, imagine. Best stick to talking about touching yourself, Mister Bigbucks.

>>55244012
What do you do? I’m in a very competitive sales job. Do you think if I work there for a couple more months I can convert to a WFH with my skills?

>>55244185
You are low key seething right now my boy.

>>55244216
I completely support your right to touch yourself.

>>55244199
Checked. Idk your situation. If you believe you can passably do your job at home, make the case to your boss.

>>55244185
Cope and seethe faggot. Know how I know you're poor? You clearly don't understand the importance of a good jack in the world of business and finance. gl out there

>>55244231
I just don’t care about your sex life. You assume everyone here doesn’t have sex because its
>le 4chan
Doesn’t that make you just as much an incel by that logic? I mean it’s stupid logic, but trust me dude we’re fucking on this board. We’re just not obsessed with it because most of us graduated high school years ago.

>>55244234
I made it in 2003, little monke.
I used the time-honoured method of "adding value." Not sitting on my ass, contributing nothing. Not gambling on shitcoins.
Keep touching yourself.

>>55244234
I definitely can and confidence is admired at my job but boomer old school boss that literally shows up every day and makes calls too.

>>55244261
Look at this boomer who 'made it' 2 decades ago and can't stop getting top tier pussy. How do you find the time to shitpost on biz with all that money and pussy you fucking faggot?

>>55244258
Aren't self-touchers are so easily triggered?

>>55244270
You'd be incredibly surprised how young you could make it during the dotcom bubble.
In more interesting updates, are you touching yourself right now?

>>55244272
You are the only one triggered here bud and your posts show that.

>>55244287
Agreed. The guy who fucks is triggered by the guy who strokes. You Will Never Be A Man.

>>55244258
Gay bear signal.

>>55244012
>wake up at 10am for client meeting
>check email
>turns out client cancelled meeting
>go back to bed until 1pm
>wake up and go out for pizza for lunch
>come back at 2pm and reply to coworker question on slack
>work done for the day
>remember I get paid $150k salary for this
Don't work too hard wfh bros.

>>55244267
Okay - if your boss is all that's in the way and you can't make a convincing pitch, I guess you'd need to blackmail him or put some 'content' on his computer when he's not looking. Figure it out I guess

>>55244012
I do the same except instead of being a weed nigger and masturbater I exercise and fuck my girlfriend. Make 350k a year, feels good man

>>55244296
You posted a onions boy laughing smugly and keep calling people incels in a round about way. You know who you are, and you know it’s time to go back sweaty.

I don't even want to jack it that often now. Maybe my T is dropping. I'll take one or two fap breaks when WFH but that's all I need and no fap breaks when I go to the office 2-4 days a week. I think it's better I go to the office like a normie. Maybe I'm too old for this website.

>>55244281
I'm gonna go ahead and call you a faggot one more time just so you remember I'm getting paid to do this right now. Faggot.

>>55244328
Eh no need for that. I’m just starting to realize my self worth after being broke and unemployed for a long time. Now that I see what I’m capable of in business I think a WFH is totally doable.

>>55244359
You are a coomer. Opinion worthless.
(Though, I do relish the yous.)
Clean your penis; wash your room; strive to become more than a pitiful wanker.

>>55244436
Sweet. More power to you, my cock stroking fren. I haven't been paid for decades and will never be paid again so long as I live.

>tfw just landed my first remote job
>also doing my masters online
>living in Naples with my parents

Yeah, life's pretty good right now. Thanks be to God.

>>55244012
>WFH stacking 3 full time jobs
>First job: excelshit, automated everything and made a custom UI for form entry
>second job: Send some emails and write a 2 page report
>Third job: Literally nothing, outsourced my work to a digital assistant for 1/8 of what im paid
Living on easy mode. I probably spend 3 hours actually working and im currently getting 190k a year

is wfh causing all the layoffs?
Chad autists juggling 3 jobs, keeping 2 guys without a job? Us GAMERS cracked the code to jobs and are hypergamy jobmaxing fellow flneetcucks out of existence???
captcha
>8GAG4Y

>>55244485
That’s beautiful god bless you anon

>>55244601
>chad entered chat

>>55244158
>claims to be milionaire
>posts on mongolian rice farmer message board
you can get more creative with the larp , retarded fag

>>55244623
Being a millionaire is lonely, anon

>>55244626
Don't try to explain it to them. Copecels can't possibly understand

>>55244626
ye im sure, look at all these 6 figure people on the thread, i believe all of them.

>>55244655
You must be new here faggot.

>>55244508
Based. I plan to hire a virtual assistant too and then replace them with AI eventually. Would 5 jobs be too risky? I'm an analyst.

>>55244655
One time this guy was bragging to me about how he became a millionaire before 30. I asked him when the last time he felt the touch of a woman that genuinely cares about him. He stared at me blankly. Then I asked if he's ever made a woman orgasm. He left shortly after.

>>55244012
>>55244026
>>55244320
>>55244337
>>55244485
>>55244508
how do i get a job like this, pls tell me your secrets!!!

>>55244053
corporate cog detected

>>55244012
New chad reporting in sirs, doing remote java, previous job had only partial WFH, new one is 100%

>>55244705
Have you tried applying for a job?

>>55244801
Also please do the needful sirs and watch Durgasoft Destroyer of Java videoes

>>55244012
Reminder that masterbation is a grave sin and masterbaiters will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

>>55244479
This was clear from your first post boomer faggot. Imagine saying something like this thinking it's a flex.

>>55244012
this without the email part you literal nigger

>>55244705
They are memeing you idiot. They might do that when they finished their tasks early for the sprint and will brag about it online. I work remote as a software developer and I have to work my ass off. Saving time on commute and eating lunch with family is nice, but that doesn't mean I can slack off doing nothing all day.

>>55244012
> Watch JAV during meetings
> Comfy salary so I DCA these dumps
> Eat meat every day

>>55244012
>Wake up whenever I want
>Play with baby till like 930
>Check markets
>Make a few trades
>Play some vidya on my desk while trading
>Send emails and word docs, approx 500 words each day
>Add an emoji to something on Slack
>workout, make a nice lunch or some tea
>go out in the middle of the day and run errands
>come home and check computer, nothing
>Oh nice the work day is over.
You are a king OP.

>>55247551
HA HA HA HA HA!