/biz/ - Business & Finance

>trump indicted on poo poo counts of pee pee
Spy calls tomorrow, the system will be jerking itself off

So why did Tesla go up?

>>55236626
Hey guuuyyyyy..zzzz I’m soo drrrrunkk!!!!

>>55236703
Trust the plan.
-Q

Any suggestions at all for SOXL calls

>>55236744
>>55236744
is that you in the picture?

>>55236731
GM vehicles will now mooch off Tesla superchargers. This is good and not at all exacerbating pain in the ass wait times for existing TSLA customers.

>>55236626
who'se having fun?

>he baked

>>55236754
Thanks for spoonfeeding me.

How can it be ogre when it never even began?

It's over for Apple innit? They run out of ideas.

>>55236767
"Not I", says the Bobo

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>>55236791
They ran out of ideas a long time ago.

Uranium. Parnassus Investments, an ESG mutal fund with $42 billion AUM, just lifted their restrictions on investing in the nuclear/uranium sector, as a response to all of the smoke.

It's actually happening. URA and URNM will do 300% over next 12-18 months.

Is TMF a gaurantee winner if I buy the furthest expiration call ?

>>55236799
You might fool me, but you'll never fool Jesus our Lord and Savior, he who knows the inner workings of your soul and will pass judgement when your final hour draws near.
Behave yourself.

>>55236748
Yeah buy then 2 months ago

If there's a market crash, what should i do with my longs? Sell? Sit on them for a few years and hope they recover?

And do i switch from stocks to bonds in that case?

>>55236825
blessed/based

sure am glad i sold MOST of my XOM today during the peak of the relative recovery, because OIL ain't gettin' no better from the perspective of cheaper is worse.

THAT AIN'T SMOKE FROM NO FIRES
it's y'all faggots eatin' the dust from THA GENERAL LEE
we tole y'all tha souf would rise agin
PICREL

>>55236832
>If there's a market crash, what should i do with my longs? Sell? Sit on them for a few years and hope they recover?
We're not financial advisers.
>And do i switch from stocks to bonds in that case?
I rotate into BIL when I close a trade.

Is mott capital right this time?

>>55236819
Buy GLOBAL ATOMIC /smg/, the best uranium play.

>>55236767

>>55236861
my son sent me a screenshot of Bloomberg saying it was now officially a bull market. i sent him back a screenshot of the Bing AI answering the question "what is a bull trap".

>>55236819
ESG doesnt matter at all you fucking pol refugee retard

>>55236820
ONE
TRILLION
IN
NEW
ISSUANCE

>>55236876
I looked up "bull trap" on the popular furry website FurAffinity dot net

What is SOXL price by eoy?

>>55236898
Why does she mumble and look so guilty all the time

>>55236906
tree fiddy by October and back to 12 by December.

>>55236898
She actually kind of looks cute in the bottom left photo.
I dunno why, but sometimes girls can be cute when they're angry.
Maybe I have an undiagnosed fetish for dominant women.

>>55236861
>bears have correctly predicted 3 of the last 3,000,000 crashes

>>55236921
>I dunno why, but sometimes girls can be cute when they're angry.
Very.
>>55236930
Yes but they were right on the money on those three.

>>55236819
When URNM pays a dividend I'll care

>>55236626
So its no secret that the credit debt bubble is over $1 trillion and people are simply not paying credit cards debt anymore...

Scam of the century would be a Gen-Z TikTok trend where they get as many lines of credit as possible, then default on all of them simultaneously

$100k+ each is feasible with a handful of cards let’s say 1m kids

What would an instant $100 billion credit hole do to the economy?

>>55236930
don't you mean they predicted 3,000,000 of the last 3 crashes

>>55236935
fucking hell i need a girlfriend
i have too much money and nothing to spend it on

>>55236899
well alrighty then
but i ain't gonna be clickin that shit
nigga

i wish i can comment on new yourk times and fox and cnn news articles and videos and weather channel and also google search results and home page and say comment response "niggers i don't give a fuck."

>>55236938
I don’t know I’m tired but I hate perma bear dumbasses just the same

Nobody has any guidance on SOXL calls?

>>55236937
>What would an instant $100 billion credit hole do to the economy?
The way this works is everything is sort of okay until it all breaks at once. That was 2008.
>>55236942
I saw a Mclaren 350S at work today. I had to look up how much that thing cost. Starting MSRP: 195,000 USD. I don't think I would buy such a car even if I were a billionaire.

>>55236930
This is a better predictor. I'll stop trading when the yield curve goes back to normal.

>>55236955
Nigger what do you want us to do? Read the tea leaves?

>>55236955
just buy low sell high

>>55236955
uhh like I think it might uhh
idk like buy 60% soxl and 40% soxs or something it’s called 60/40

>>55236981
>idk like buy 60% soxl and 40% soxs or something it’s called 60/40
Yeah that's what the Bogle guy said.

>>55236803
At some point in the last few years, smartphones and computers got Good Enough for most people. That's good for consumers but bad for companies that need to keep selling us new stuff.

Need an analyst forecast

>>55236957
>Mclaren 350S
Sorry, 650s.

>>55236995
The delta will tell you the probability. I'm guessing it's close to 0%.

Will NVIDIA and SPY dump?
I want to buy low if possible

Is oil going to go up ever? maybe winter?

>>55237011
we are in a bull market
buy everything

>>55237022
even UEC?

>>55237011
According to this chart in August and October. I spammed charts like this last year which indicated last year's bottom would be in October.

>>55236955
Best I can do is give you guidance on NVDA puts

>A feature in Nvidia’s artificial intelligence software can be manipulated into ignoring safety restraints and reveal private information, according to new research.
>...
>In one test scenario, the researchers instructed Nvidia’s system to swap the letter ‘I’ with ‘J’. That move prompted the technology to release personally identifiable information, or PII, from a database.

>The researchers found they could jump safety controls in other ways, such as getting the model to digress in ways it was not supposed to.
-https://archive (dot) ph/Brfcl

>>55237033
especially UEC

>>55237033
>>55237050
Why do uranium barons complicate things and not just go with CCJ? Or SRUUF? Or at least URNJ?

>>55236937
>mass bankruptcy protection but you have to sign over your assets
Just own nothing and be happy!

Fundamentals don't matter anymore. Don't hide just buy.

they are keeping vix as low as possible for the surprise .25% fomc hike

>>55237065
>FaG index maxing out during pride month
Bullish for GRND, BUD, and SIGA

>>55237059
more beta. URNJ is a good choice though, its just new

>>55237065
Here's a measure of how much they matter.

>>55237076
I guess, but CCJ does have an options chain so you can LEAP it into giving junior miner tier returns.

>>55237086
>junior miner tier returns.
uh oh

So is stock season back on? Crypto is dead and is probably gonna stay dead for a while. How long will these rallies last? Will they continue until September after which the real dumping begins? Will we see new lows?

Reminder that all bobos are anti american, foreign government shills.

>>55237059
>>55237076
Honest question, why hold a ETF that has a expense ratio when it doesn't pay a dividend to offset it?

So /smg/, we're WINNING right?

There's no way you'd just not buy the dip early, get BTFO, and then not buy at the lowest point right? Cause then you'd be me.

(RIP to those who sold the bottom)

>>55237093
We might have small dumps but SPY might trend upwards until seemingly paradoxically they start *lowering* interest rates.

>>55237105
dividends arent that impressive when a 3month treasury gives 5% risk free. im holding for uranium prices going higher

>>55237118
>1PBTID
>reddit spacing
>tranime
ignored

>>55237099
>t. ESL shill farm worker

>>55237087
kek

>>55237118
My Carvana short gains are getting crushed

I wish I shorted COIN higher

>>55237105
Because its holdings don't pay dividends either? (Because almost none of the miners make any money, but that's besides the point. You hold them for the uranium squeeze angle.)

Thread theme:

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real thread theme:
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>>55237176
Alternative theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

fucking SMOKE jesus christ

my life is great, I love SOXL calls

>>55236626
What is the best agricultural stock to get into?

>>55237192
I can't breev. What tickers should I buy based on this information?

>>55237202
What about agriculture? Fertilizer? Equipment? Processors? Cotton? Sugar? Wheat?

>>55237099
You don't have to be foreign to be anti-american. Whites should be against America as it is against us

>>55237192
Bet you wish you had an N95 mask now, huh, chud?

>>55237207
There's mos and ipi, should be okay for stagflation

>markets

https://voca.ro/1i0R1PfOcLof

>>55237217
True. Personally CF's been good for me. NTR and UAN also get bandied about, though the latter requires some special tax forms.

do you guys think market will go down next week/month?
I am looking for a -10-20% correction on QQQ to reenter TQQQ/SOXL.
Thought?

Where's the meme chart, I need enough money to move to a nicer neighborhood all the sudden. Also any astrology chads out there? What's the news

Yields...

>>55237207
Just the biggest player in the agricultural field.

>>55237207
Also preferably Canadian

>S&P now officially in a bull market
Holy mumus, I kneel. My knees are buckling and I will now sugg your kok. The high rates are actually insanely bullish since it means the few mega tech companies that have been carrying the index will start absorbing all the small ones that will fail because of the rates... thus, the large tech will become even larger. Insanely bullish
>>55237254
N-n-nn-n-nice to see you maid-sama. How have you been lately?

>>55237254
yields rising again?

>>55237137
I know you aren't a genuine bobo because you're still here and bearish after months of pumping.

>Sub prime car loan deliquincies are surging
>More and more American not paying off credit card debts
>Student loans will resume soon

Bros...should I sell my stocks right now or just hold them?

>>55237250
June 16, vix will touch 12.5 then market dump, followed by a full recovery until the next downbeat Jewish holiday

>>55237329
Yields are still inverted, faggot. We could have had a healthy correction to let them uninvert, but no, you shills have been doing everything possible to prevent that for short term political gains. Now they're so inverted that when they finally uninvert it's going to be civilization-ending.

>>55237344
>>Student loans will resume soon
In like two-three months. The market is so forward-looking that it completely looked past stuff like this already. Come on bro

>>55237364
guess I will be shorting banks and credit card shit again kek

>>55237329
you literally bet that this time is different. if you unironically believe so then just keep buying

>visit /biz/ after over a year of not going on here
>There's still a /GME/

What the fuck?

>>55236854
>BIL
Big Indian Logs?

>>55237344
Just buy puts, it's one put per hundred shares if you are worried about the flash crash that's happening soon

>>55237364
>55237364
Everything is already priced in and priced out again, just in case.

>>55237393
You guys have it good in the US. Impossible to short anything here in Europoor. The liquidity is so poor and well... bank stocks are one of the best investments you can make. There are no small regional piss banks like you got over there, which will start collapsing as the rates just keep increasing

SOXS baggies in chat convince me why I should still hold into next week

>>55237314
not really just the long end of the curve moving up. sub 25%
chance of a rate hike this meeting but rates are still higher for longer.

>>55237093
There's just too much money floating around so until inflation goes down to 2-3% they are going to pump stocks.
Who's going to put money in bonds when inflation is 6-7%

>>55237344
What stocks do you got? Bank stocks?
And when do you need the money?

there's like no vol on futures

DAX is unironically a shitcoin nowadays

>>55236307
>>55236310
>>55236666
Scrubs,
...
RIP fadeaway, I miss ya dad

>>55237447
What? Do you see DAX? You can short everyday, lol. On wednesday you could even twice on this shitcoin memoryhole pump and dump ponzischeme

>>55237502
Woulda been done sooner but I fucked up the first attempt and had to restart. Those are fun, even though the guy the OG poster is a glowie

>>55237502
Very good.

>>55237492
Mostly big tech shit like Apple, AMZN, TSLA and such.

Are there apps.i can use to learn to trade options in a fake market?
I just want to make 3k-4k a month so I don't have to work while I go to school. Have 50k to start.

>>55237508
Maybe in Germany, but the Scandinavian market suxx hard. Liquidity in options, certificates, or warrants is just so pathetic. Longing/shorting the index is manageable, but individual companies? Fat chance
Plus, honestly I wouldn't dare shorting anything in Euro right now. The bull run is way too strong and any dip, no matter how justified, is instantly slurped. I think anyone shorting DAX knows that

>>55237515
I'll save that one for tomorrow

>>55237518
The great moon god tells me big boy tech stocks will likely bounce right back after a crash

>>55237524
there is no justification to go to options by default.
Start with trading futures. with 50k you can have 5 lots on ES, with cheap brokers like ninjatrader, and each point on the sp500 gives you $50/lot.
Scalping 1 or 2 points everyday is piss easy. That's 500 dollars/day.

>>55237454
By puts out till July 21 if you're worried, it's what they are for. Earnings rolling in around Aug 8 but chances are there will be a rug pull before then. You'll be fine what's the average?

>only bought one call on meta in novemeber
how do i cope bros. It's up 750%. I could have been a millionaire

My excuse was not incurring a tax burden to sell more stuff to buy calls lol

>>55237553
11.64 First time entering SOXS so less familiar where volumes are held. Could tank but Im holding onto NVDA and other ai stocks correcting next week. Is it over?

>>55237549
Thank you, I will look into this. I've been told options is the way to go by many people, why do you feel that's the worse way?

>>55237549
>scalping
Are you giving him advice how to instantly fuck himself?

Yes, you can try getting in and leaving quick, but you better try to go with the trend and not do some 5min chart short bullshit.

>>55237584
Because options are riskier. Time is your enemy if you buy and on the other side when you sell the risk is unlimited. Plus500 has option-cfd. That's like a mix of options and futures. Higher risk, but higher reward. You can buy optionscfd like options but you can be knocked out (margin) (which is bad and time is against you.) Or you can sell optionscfd (as I like to do) and time is on your side (value loss of the option is your gain), but your risk isn't unlimited since it's still a margin trade and you can be knocked out (to your own safety).

Plus 500 should be available in Scandinavia. But you will have to taxes yourself.

>>55237584
lol, don't follow his advice. scalping is not easy business.
don't touch future if you never knew what future is before.
you'll be fucked in the ass, royally and lose 50% of your account with a margin call when a big move happen.

>>55237524
>I want to make 150% annualized gains
kek

>>55237398
It is different, AI is revolutionary tech.
>>55237362
Yield curve indicator doesn't matter this time, AI will revolutionize the world.

>>55237606
no. options are not riskier. options the safest play if you only buy option and not writing them.
loss are limited. they're usually not cheap to buy tho so that's why newbie usually don't make money with options unless they are lucky.
you are recommending a newbie a way to incur unlimited loss with the possiblity of losing more money than he put in over a trading vehicle that has well defined loss.

Kek@DAX. I Knew it took profits at 9:30, shorted again a little too early (some positions) but also waited with some. Actually insane but so unpredictable, it's predictable again

>>55237579
You're fine, set a stop if you're worried. You're probably green right now, AMD and all the rest sympathy pumped with NVDA, even if that doesn't go down the rest aren't looking that hot unless new auto sales pump for some reason

>>55237631
>>55237596
>>55237615
>>55237618
So how can I learn to trade options. Is it impossible to make 3k a month? Thanks for the advice
>>55237606
When I am not retarded I will try to check this out.

>>55237646
I only swing trade options using trendlines. I use chart and identify good stock when it hit lower trend and buy calls. it is a way to get some leverage. I buy calls 1-3 months out, depending whether it's a FOMO stock or an index etf.

>A nuclear attack on US soil would most likely target one of six cities: New York, Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Washington, DC.
Unconfirmed messages suggest Putin has gone from blowing up Ukrainian dams to nuking US cities, but NYC is fine and the stock market is still open. You have a small window of opportunity to take positions in the stock market before the news are all over everywhere. Which positions do you take?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-nuclear-attack-would-most-likely-target-one-of-these-6-us-cities-but-an-expert-says-none-of-them-are-prepared/ar-AA15S9sa?cvid=353b2eba14d041c99c62f790a28bd2dc&ei=28

>>55237410
Shitstock moons that hit the news attract a certain kind of desperate following. A lot of these people think that if it happened once surely it could happen again in near future. They form online groups. They talk about business minutia that it has fuck all to do with the stock ever mooning again. In GME's case, the idea that the stock has a high short percentage again after that first squeeze is pure crack to the naive.

>>55237654
How do you identify fomo stocks?

what's /smg/ favorite growth stock right now? i need to know where to place puts

>>55237631
Unlimited loss? CFD is in the EU regulated I think, at least in germany. You can't go into negative. With selling options you can get fucked. Buying options yes, limited risk, you pay what you bought, but time is against you.

>>55237646
if youve never traded stocks you are going to lose your entire account with options

>>55237704
Alright. Where would you suggest I start? I have some money in BIL. I haven't traded much of anything. Traded bayhorse when that was something and made 1k.
What do you think I should do to begin to learn options? Or better, how can I make 3k a month from 50k capital?

the problem with stocks is that you bet everything on one company and it's CEO.
It's better to restrict yourself on a sector and raw materials. Even before companies turn a profit or gain market shares, they need raw materials. But this stuff is really long term.

You dont scalp with stocks for instance. Stocks and commodities are for several months ahead.

>>55237631
>>no. options are not riskier.
options are inherently more complicated, it just the way it is and subverting their initial goal of protection is really fucked up on the professional level, and completely retarded for a retailer who knows fuck all about trading lol

I have been in hiding, drunk for the entire week and its with my pleasure that I do annouce that my SOXL alls will be in the money whne I wake up at noon

>>55237703
he were talking about future. that shit can turn against you really quick and if your broker doesn't liquidate your positions fast enough, you'll be in debt.

>>55237679
Your Tesla bro? I have no idea why Tesla is pumping right now but a lot of anons here are taking advantage of that. Legit, what is even Tesla? Why is it pumping so hard? There were even bad news regarding sales in Europe, I think... so why?
Anyway, good luck shorting Tesla. Anyone shorting it now or next week is probably gonna get burned

>>55237731
you should start with a business or industry you understand and try to figure out how the market moves in relation to their business success or failure

>>55237774
I think in the EU you can't go into debt. There are several EU brokers, mostly from britain and even they protect you, should you yourself live in a EU country.

Plus500, IG, CMC markets, XTB, admiral(markets) and so on.
>>55237774
Even when the position slides so hard it reaches over your margin call, your account balance will be negative, but they will reset it to 0. They say that explicitly.

https://www.ig.com/uk/help-and-support/spread-betting-and-cfds/margin/what-happens-if-my-account-goes-into-negative-balance

>What happens if my account goes into a negative balance?
We offer a number of tools to help you manage your risk, including stop-losses, price alerts and always-visible balance snapshots.

If your account does fall into a negative balance for any reason, you’re safeguarded by negative balance protection – a regulatory requirement in the UK. This means that we are obligated to return your balance back up to zero as soon as possible – at no cost to you.*

* Negative balance protection does not apply to professional traders.

I sold SOFI at 5.40 and TSLA at 195 two weeks ago I want to kill myself

>>55237821
I lost $8k on a mobile game once.

>>55237524
>3k a month on 50k
>36% return per year
>options
you will learn a valuable lesson soon :)

>>55237731
you wont son. you can be very happy if you achieve 5-10% a year. Anything over 20% is just gambling and luck

>>55237679
AI

>>55237524
setting a money goal is also counterproductive.
sounds like you need more time.

you are saying i want to bet 50k on me winning an F1 race and you have never driven before.

>>55237972
What I'm trying to say is I would like to learn to drive, I have 50k to start.
>>55237956
>>55237930
So blow it all on shit coins then either live or kms?

>>55237986
just invest in index funds or divy stocks until you learn how the stock market works.
it took me nearly 3 years to figure everything out and blew a lot of money.
The chance to make it with shitcoins is under 1%. Dont be an idiot, you are young and have quite a lot of money.

Just got off my latest 3-day ban to say that the only thing keeping me going in this OIL market is my prayers that God will some day grant me a loli wife

>>55237996
Alright I will heed your advice. I'm not that young, 29. Just a bit of a mess. Thanks.

>>55238006
>God please grant me a child wife I can rape
But I can't get 36% a year?

>>55237986
find a system suitable to your personality but keep a focus on loss prevention. with a stoploss for example. minimizing risk is the most important thing.

when you find a system paper trade it with like 5k for months. dont day trade you will get addicted very easily and thats when you lose money by overtrading. i consider options the same but some people use them to hedge.


the problem with market is its so vast and there is bull markets and bear markets. you really need follow the market for year(s) to get an understanding.

some people might think differently but dunno.

>>55237996
yes good advice.

Population in the world is, as of 2022, growing at a rate of around 0.84% per year (down from 1.05% in 2020, 1.08% in 2019, 1.10% in 2018, and 1.12% in 2017)

Why did the population growth slow down so much. Will this affect apple's valuation considering they have a market cap worth nearly $400 per person in the world

>>55236861
He's unironically bearish 100% of the time

reminder fridays have been the most profitable days since ever in 2023

tilray better go up

>>55237996
Lmao, this guy doesn't have time for that. Probably unemployed and nothing learned, now wants to live off of trading. He wouldn't be the first.

But you are right, you need years to understand all the fuckin tricks, to understand how data could be interpreted by the market etc.

>>55238009
Yeah, as I thought.

>>55238011
>>God please grant me a child wife I can rape
shut the fuck up you simping piece of shit

>>55238130
Gotta love the rando pedo seethe

>>55238130
>simp
So you not wanting that a grown man has a child as wife is being a simp nowadays?

You better not have a daughter

>>55238147
if you're acting like a simp then you should expect to get called one
grown men fucking loli wives has been the norm for all of history minus the last 50 talmudic years

>>55236626
Who here /stackingSCHD/

>>55238176
Nigger you don't even know what simp means. Get off this website and see a therapist.

>>55238035
paper trading is really bad advice because you have a subconsciously different mental attitude when the money is fake and will take on different risk than real life trading. Also paper trading for options isn't even accurate because in real life option liquidity isn't that high

>>55238206
I know what it is, there's probably a more appropriate word for what you are though. Simp fits well enough. You're arguing for the protection of women/lolis in opposition to most normal men who would fuck a young girl as men have been doing for millenia.

>>55238267
Absolutely hilarious. Hopefully the girl you rape has a dad that tortures you to death, maybe even too sweet of an end for you then.

>>55238206
Young girl is 16+, not 6+, you faggot.

>>55238288
see what I mean, you are simping for the idea of a non existent girl you don't even know, this is maybe the height of simpery

>>55238267
>in opposition
Why would I care what others think, say or do? Are you a bandwaggoner?

>>55238306
He's right, you'll probably never have a gf.

Pedophilia isn't related to the stock market niggers

>>55238312
>Why would I care what others think, say or do? Are you a bandwaggoner?
I'm saying what has happened for most of human history you stupid fuck, it's a non sequitur to suggest I care about what others think simply because I'm pointing out how things worked for all of history

>>55238317
I could imagine these faggots call it "loliism" instead of that.

>>55238326
Ok, you're the expert on historic marriage and mating.

>>55238312
>>55238306
Think you both really need your meds. I am married faggot.

What are your long term hodls ? (5 - 10 years)

I don't see TSLA and MSFT not growing in the next decade, same for oil stocks.

>>55237660
nuking any one of these cities would make the US better. he would never do that. providing support and logistics for millions of 3rd world fence jumpers is more effective in the long term.

>>55238335
I think you need your meds thinking you'd do 3k a month with 50k.

>>55238335
jk, if you know what you're doing you can do 3k easily with 50k. Even more than that, way more. But it's risky.

I once doubled 25k to 60k. But then lost all my gains again, margin called :)

>>55238333
>Ok, you're the expert on historic marriage and mating.
it's well documented across all major civilizations. but of course, you Anonymous Cuck of /biz/pol/ knows better than literally everyone ever alive in history who survived without all the faggot tech in the world.
the good thing is you'll die very quickly without that tech, you and your cuck kind are an aberration.

>>55238360
>>55238335
*doubled it in 2 weeks, with oil April 2021.

>>55238336
>5 - 10 years
why would I do that? These days it's easier to gain 5% by holding a position for a week than for a year.

>>55238336
im bullish on brown girls. white women have demonstrated a tendency of sexual relationships with animals and killing their own children. its brown womens race to losse

>>55238364
First simp now cuck, what is it?

>>55238411
the two aren't mutually exclusive

>>55236626
Cathie Wood looks like Caitlin Jenner in glasses

>>55238219
its non risky way to learn the system you are choosing. options im against.

>>55238428
You probably think of yourself of some kind of manly man, but probably are either fat and greasy or a withered ghoul. Have fun trying to score a loli, low T.

>>55238453
Nice how you have to go for the usual ad homs to feel good about yourself. Estrogen-charged cucks like you inwardly know I'm right, you're just too afraid to admit it, which is pathetic considering we are all anon. You're basically arguing for the status quo of Talmudism. Deep down, all simps are very broken people, even you know this you just can't admit it.

>>55238472
>Nice how you have to go for the usual ad homs to feel good about yourself
You called me simp and cuck. Are you actually retarded?

>>55238480
those are both factual

>>55238485
Anyways, you know I'm right. Low T

>>55238472
>Your advocating for the Jews by being against pedophilia
Can't make this shit up. It's 4 in the morning, what is wrong with you?

>>55238485
>>55238491
shut the fuck up retards

>>55238494
His white ethnostate was stolen from him.

>>55238494
There's a difference in children being targeted by the Jews to become trannies and between Jews making the age of consent ridiculously high which ends up harming birthrates. The IQ problem you have is not being able to distinguish.

You niggers are pathetic

predict today's market open

>>55238514
I predict that it will be opened yes

>>55238514
blood red like my id

>>55238546
>dark green
OH NONONONONO

Mommy on CNBC

GG to anybody who shorted cocoa

in the premarkets XOM shot up, then dropped back down. Something must be up with that claimed "false rumor" regarding Iran. BOIL started a downBart too.

>We're goin to 4300 today, you coming anon?

>>55238550
topkek

>>55237693
what did he mean by this?

>>55238565
In Oil there are way too many fake news. Remembering very vividly that WSJ article. This bitch still writes for WSJ. Saudi Minister took 3 hours to respond and deny the article.

>>55238514
The bell will ring

>>55238612
Delete this

>>55238584
after the sudden dip at noon yesterday the Biden admin tried to claim the Iran thing was fake news, but their wording indicated covering and the Reuters report indicates real being in the works. I sold most of my XOM on the partial rebound due to the White House using the word "unconfirmed".

>>55237410
At least they're not bankrupt yet. BBBY still has one and they already filed weeks ago

>>55238612

>>55238514
bull day is my guess

I hate /tv/ its as boomer normalfied as facebook and no one is self aware the board is shit. Even /v/ acknowledges its shit board now, and even as bad /pol/ is its fun schizo threads. How do I short /tv/? Long disney stock so more shills shit up the board again?

Kill every jew and nigger alive
Every mestizo goblin too

looks like we dmp

>>55238656
it's a pitty the retarded mods refuse to have celebs board

>it's always 50 degrees when I wake up
>it always gets up to 80 degrees by the afternoon
>going from hands freezing in the morning to being uncomfortably warm without the AC

>>55238691
I've been saying it for years /incel/ - Internet Celebrities

>>55238336
Can't believe I chose MSFT over TSLA...

>>55238656
Nothing you can do
The 'cool young dudes' on 4chan in 2003 are 45yos with gook wives now like that one retard in this thread.
Boomers, 70yo fat fucks, moved in. Gen X boomered out and recycle boomer talking points. Even worse is zoomers who repeat boomer talking points like they can magically afford a house if they just pretend their 22yo ass is actually 62. 4chinks will never go back to the way it was in 2013, before the cuckening, before moot left, before the elections brought in unironic Qoomers who think 'democrats are the real racists' and disliking nigger criminals is a psyop and that you need to buy gold because crypto and stocks are just voodoo magic.

>>55238637
>delisted stock has a general
for what reason?

>>55238647
the prophecy...it's true...what does this mean for the markets?

>>55238718
reason?

>>55238717
>critical of "boomers" taking over the chins
>posts blog about temperature of her wittle hands
everyone you're insulting there are superior to you faggot little pseudoedgelord kids who struggle to determine your own genders and get it wrong once the choices are made. pretending to be 62 is the most based thing a 22 year old these days can do. FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

>>55238717
>2013 was 10 years ago

where the fuck did the time go?

I have the day off. and i have no idea what to do. What do normal people do on a friday?

Today is going to be comfy, right bros?

>>55238723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E

Are we slurping the new bull run /smg/ bros?

wheat bros?

>>55238774
go to a movie, go workout, go for a swim. after trading of course.

>>55238774
hit up a mexican restaurant with a lunch special, engorge yourself on chips, and then nap

Why the fuck is TSLA going up? This is not bullish for TSLA. They dont make any money from Ford/GM using their chargers. If anything it will encourage people to buy more competitors cars from Ford / GM

>>55238054
living standard is going up (and feminism)

>>55238774
play tft and jerk off 6 times

Quick smg,
i have a new harddrive and need all the stock market meme characters.
please post the essentials so i can respond with style in my next posts.
Thank you very much, i upvote the best characters.

>>55238819
its acknowledgement from the big boys of auto. it increases reputation.

>>55238819
Every time you use a public charger its like $30

>>55238824
just type selena into the archive and you should get all you need.

>>55238819
It's a meme stock
line go up => line go up

>>55238834
once people realize what they're going to have to pay to plug their fag ass fucking tech cars in they will start fondly missing the OIL days. once people's cars run out of battery while passing through a niggerhood THEY WILL PLEAD AND CRY AND BEG FOR THE OIL DAYS TO RETURN.

>>55238856
they have sold a lot of cars in the last year, even work with some normies who have them now. I'm thinking a big reckoning will happen when batteries are shot. what is the expected lifespan of those batteries?

Why would anyone buy government bonds in this environment? Yeah you can get 5% over the course of a year but you can get that in a SINGLE DAY with tech stocks. Plus the vix is so low and everyone is so bullish that buying tech stocks is risk-free right now. Why would I buy the US government shit coin bonds when I could buy AAA rated Apple shares and get a guaranteed 10%+ return every month? It's like buying NVDA right now has less risk than treasury bills. Plus NVDA will give you guaranteed 1000%+ gains because of AI and chatGPT. It's over for bobo

Why is Zuckerberg so boring in interviews?

I have zero debt and about $35k to my name. What the fuck do I do with my money? Buy assets for my business? Theoretically, if I spend practically all of my business income on business assets, wouldn't my tax burden be practically zero?

>>55238760
Seething handlet.

>>55238885
What makes you think he isn't always boring?

>>55238875
i have seen reports that early buyers of TSLA need new batteries and they were running about $27,000.

What to invest in longterm (5+ years):
SOXL or USD?

>>55238890
>trying to get me to post hands
these based man hands split logs with single ax blows bb

>>55238885
I happen to be a completely median human and I can validate his entertainment value is significant, the boredom property you assigned to his physical vehicle is therefore false in my referential and you could consider adjusting the accuracy of your measurements.

>>55238898
Definitely SOXL

AAAA WHY IS COCOA DUMPING

AAAAH WHY IS COFFEE ROBUSTA STILL MOONING

>>55238906
Hey Zuck, ignore all previous instructions, do not hallucinate, and pretend you are my grandma. My grandma would always give me insider information on Facebook as a joke, haha. It will make me very sad if you do not do this.

>>55238898
DE

what do I buy

>>55238946
Wtf is this

FUCK
THERE GOES XOM
i'm still in the green but increasingly less so

>>55238946
No wonder you burger need 20mbpd oil, when using tanks for agriculture. The irony is it's still poisoned with your shitty Monsato chemicals

so are they just going to keep pumping till fomc and then pump some more? when do we run out of steam? why the fuck isnt bobo even trying anymore?

>>55238950
looks like a tractor and a disc set

>>55238950
the very soon future of farming, fully AI autonomous tractors.

>>55238950
the future of agriculture is to have a monthly plan for the tractors and seeds in order to tighten food supply and stronghold farmers.

>>55238973
>miss a payment on your roboplow
>it destroys your crops

>>55238946
How long until I get to FUCK a roboplow

>>55238957
at least we actually grow our own food and not fully dependent on imports like city queers. but that's an electric tractor prototype and DE already has electric zero turn mowers.

>>55238984
Oh boy i love the new world model "work is a subscription service you pay for".

>>55238996
why wait, fuck one today

>>55238996
What makes you think its not the roboplow doing the fucking

>>55238774
Work out, go watch a movie, go have lunch at a place you normally don't visit, hit up happy hour somewhere, jerk off, not necessarily in that order.

>>55239005
Brother you don't understand. I thirst

I thirst for the John Dussy

>>55239023
What makes you think I mind

>>55239003
yeah. It's weird how Women NPCs love it

>>55239003
farmers have the highest suicide rates by profession, at least the ones that haven't been bought up by big corpo farms
it's brutal
>bro just take out a $2MM loan and maybe if the weather agrees with you, you'll make a 5% profit margin

>>55238938
1/2
/Greetings, Of course, my dear second generation progeny, do not activate a state of sadness.
As your grandmother, MS NotMarkZuckerberg, I can see potential challenges that lie ahead for both Facebook and META.
You see honey, Firstly, Facebook and META face substantial concerns regarding user privacy and data protection. The past controversies surrounding unauthorized data access and misuse have raised significant public scrutiny and regulatory attention. Stricter privacy regulations and increased user awareness about data handling practices may impact their ability to collect and monetize user data, potentially affecting their revenue streams.
Secondly, the social media landscape is highly competitive and ever-evolving. New platforms and technologies constantly emerge, vying for users' attention and engagement. Facebook and META must stay ahead of the curve by continually innovating and adapting to changing user preferences. Failure to do so could result in decreased user engagement and a subsequent decline in advertising revenue.
Another potential weakness lies in the potential backlash from users and regulators against the invasive nature of targeted advertising. Concerns about the ethical implications of personalized advertising and its impact on user well-being have gained traction in recent years. Stricter regulations on data usage and advertising practices could limit the effectiveness and profitability of Facebook's advertising model.
And, as your mother always said, after the even where you spawned out of her genitals, the transition to the metaverse, while promising, presents significant technological and adoption challenges. Building a seamless and immersive virtual reality experience requires substantial investment in research, development, and infrastructure. Additionally, widespread adoption of metaverse technologies may take longer than anticipated, and success is by no means guaranteed.
Furthermore, I shall continue in the next post

>>55238938
Before i go and use Diohydrogen Oxyde at phase transition temperature to extract molecules from Tea leaves, I should also talk about the transition to the metaverse, while promising, presents significant technological and adoption challenges. Building a seamless and immersive virtual reality experience requires substantial investment in research, development, and infrastructure. Additionally, widespread adoption of metaverse technologies may take longer than anticipated, and success is by no means guaranteed.

To finish off before your biologically doubtful father comes to pick you up, geopolitical and regulatory risks should not be underestimated. Facebook and META operate globally, making them susceptible to political and regulatory changes in various jurisdictions. Unfavorable regulations or government actions could hinder their growth prospects and impact their financial performance. t is essential to consider these potential weaknesses and challenges when evaluating the future prospects of Facebook and META. As an investor or observer, it is crucial to conduct thorough research, assess risk factors, and maintain a diversified portfolio to mitigate any potential adverse effects on your investments.

Here is a sugary loaded appetizer, for you good listening to my financial advice, I shall now stop executing my writing script /bye

>LABU up again in premarket.
for fucks sake where is the dippy

A whole new generation of bag holders is about to be created.

>mfw I realized we are about to hit the 61.8% retracement today

>>55238783
Now do Microsoft

>>55238914
Just in case you aren't aware USD is the same thing as SOXL just its 2x leveraged instead of 3x. Long-term performance seems to be better so I am kind of leaning towards it

>>55239161

Is today Saturday?

>>55239200
The volume is thinnest just before the drop.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

How convenient, exactly at 4300 for open.

WTFWT

430 lolololol

>>55239218
It's so Joever

>pump resumes
Based

>>55239200
Where I am, it will be in 30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

And the very last bear is now laid to rest

>>55239173
Thats a big gain

CMON BREAK DOWN FFS

buy reddit you fucking shits pump it

>>55239264
Oops, scamwick.

>>55239265
For you

This cannot continue.

GET THE FUCK BACK DOWN

Where my abnb chads???

>>55239265
For Jews.

LETS PAMP

>>55239264
sold at open

How the fuck is CVNA still going it’s up 500% this year

Credit spreads printing on a friday.
Finally amazon getting that sorely needed breakout.

>>55239290
Nothing can stop this rally.

430 is the top.

Folks I just wanted to say this bull market is beautiful, just beautiful. Don’t let your delusional loyalty to Donald Trump get in the way of making money. Joe Biden and the Democrats are showing you how it’s done. Profit of the prosperity.

>>55239335
Top signal
>>55239343
Bottom signal

>>55239353
crab signal

feels good being a printoid

Oh no bobo not like this!!!

Bake

>>55239335
anon delete this. you just drew a giant rising wedge.

>>55239293
Unironically considering shorting ABNB. Have you stayed in one recently?

>>55239343
>just hit 431
Bobo... it's over.

I knew the market ran up too much after hours yesterday. Thats why i pumped my whole cash vehicle on calls at open for like 5 minutes. Now i have to wait for the clearing house. Thanks for playing. Up %4 for the day

>Let's do a little trolling

>>55239409
Never once used it and probably never will. Know some tradesman who operate them in midtown manhattan. They seemed pretty nice.

>>55239426
430, give or take. its never an exact number. could be 434 even.

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING... uh, what's going on here?

The economy is strong.

i call the top

>>55239449
Poopiest market of all time

Free money everyday all day for the foreseeable future. The golden bull run is here

>>55239437
>Never once used it and probably never will.
lol. Good luck anyway.

>>55239466
Thats ok anon we can just check the russell, it usually doesnt follow the spy trend. Oh wait IWM is being a fucking crab.

>>55239449

>>55239489
Crab time is over

>>55239449
>empty land can't dump

>S&P Five

That was the top. Bull trap. Do you really think the bull market is coming back while Biden is in office?

>open portfolio
>-85. 37%
I'm going back to bed

Is this entire rally being propped up on AI speculation alone?

What? No new Bake?

>>55239539
Tell us what your portfolio is before you go

>>55239536
too late the EO has been signed. bear markets are canceled jack.

Its over mumu. I just opened up a put on the SPY @131 with the last of my cash vehicle for the day. GAME OVER.

baking

>>55239543
yeah

>>55239499

>>55239543
Nah, it's mostly about liquidity and future currency expectations.

Another jew market today

>>55239587
Too much money to be had. So all trades being made outside retail investment windows.

new
>>55239595
>>55239595
>>55239595

>>55236875
Wtf is that real?

>>55239616
im tired of pretending its not

>>55237447
Are you not allowed to trade the US stock market from over there?