/biz/ - Business & Finance

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>sell in may
>read smut (gay)

How do you guys feel about investing into corporations that screw over everyone by lobbying?

>>55222155
I just started making a budget book on excel
Im spending way more money than I thought I would. This is not good. Fuck!

>>55222246
>spenders

OH UH BOBOS THE TREASURY ISN'T GOING TO KILL THE RALLY

WAGMI bros!
Verification not required.

>>55222343
infiniteboomersplayingslots.jpg

I thought I had a 33% savings rate but its more like 10% kek Im going to kms

>$3499

Day trading is unironically the easiest way to trade. I don't have to worry about which way the market will be tomorrow, next week, or next month.

I just need to guess where it will be over the next 15 minutes.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KWAB

>>55222291
Are they now too betting on rate cuts?

My OXY position keeps getting bogged. At $70 average oil this company is worth at least another 10 billion on God no cap

>Outside is full of smoke, looks like Hell or Silent Hill or something
>Portfolio in fucking shambles
Kino

fake and gay pump? sounds like my last trip to thailand

Urgent: how do I sell GME shares that I DRSd in after hours? The GME guys are not helping me. Please let me know ASAP

>>55222291
Who is buying the bonds? The fed?

will my amd puts print

>>55222480
you have to limit sell during trading hours iirc. never DRS'd any meme stocks but I've seen it explained before.

>>55222155
Correct Previous Thread: >>55219264
>>55221022
dumped the rest of my GUSH,DPST,OILU,BNKU
Also out of PLTR, AEHR on the last hurrah pump.

Loaded more BITI, SOXS, WEBS, BERZ, SQQQ, TECS

>>55221515
I sure did


>>55222482
Asians. But Chinks don't want that crap now that Cold War 2.0 is on and they've been busy buying up gold. Nips don't want them either now that BoJ is ready to raise rates in the near future, the dollar is too strong, and Buffet signaled to the world to invest in Japan.

>>55222503
they should have already printed because we just bottomed

>>55222433
>not buying XOM instead of a meme

>>55222514
>Cold War 2.0
It's a hot war for some places
>Lindseygrahamlaughsatdeadrussians.gif

If it is foreigners then that I bullish, if it's the fed then idk

>>55222505
So there is no way for me to unload some of my GME shares in after hours if they are DRSd? Why did nobody ever mention this before? This is a huge downside that's going to cost me alot of money.

>>55222515
it will open at 110

thoughts?

Objectively speaking, which way will S/TQQQ open tomorrow?

>>55222550
you can give it a try, log into your computer share or whatever

>>55222554
gap up to 155 isn't filled yet, more room to rally

>>55222547
Cold War 1.0 was like that too. Tons of hot wars in sh!t holes as proxy fights between big powers. No more USA led latinX and towelhead "regime change" hookey dookey anymore.

As I said Asians aren't that interested in US treasuries. Not sure if the europoors or anglosphere fags want them either. If the domestic appetite for treasuries doesn't pick up because equities look more attractive in this "no landing" scenario for another year then Yellen will have to engineer a recession herself to force the Fed to restart QE to get ppl back into the US Bond market.

>>55222541
XOM deez nuts

>>55222575
no ones buying at these prices

>>55222604
there's still plenty of cash on the sidelines ready to be deployed, don't let a small cool off fool you. This is not 2022.

Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium-rare with mustard'd be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice

I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
For my

>>55222180
If youre a Dividend Hater then you arent my friend and you dont belong on SMG

>>55222559
one of them will go up, the other will go down

ASMB stock ladies!

>>55222704
Not necessarily. The market could be flat (eg a change of +/- 0.25%) and due to tracking error, the profitable one might actually lose money and both be red

>>55222556
this is /smg/ bruh, but you should buy in August

>>55221022
>-1.29%

No one in this general actually knows what they’re doing.

>>55222741
>Inversing the idiots the make money
I am the smartest poster here
You tell me to go long on SOXL or SOXS? I'll just short them. Simple as.

Thank you to all bobo faggots for continuing to provide fuel for the pump by shorting. NVIDIA is going to moon tomorrow when the market moves against all the shorts and put holders.

>>55222649
based dividend defender

>>55222729

>>55222760
>NVIDIA is going to moon tomorrow
smells like b8

>>55222760
what shorts and put holders? the put call ratio is the lowest in two decades and skew is extreme towards calls

What are the finanicial implications of me having watched Schindler's List on TV and having cried multiple times?

Why the dump today? I bought SOXL calls.

>>55222827
not what but qui

>>55222829
AI meme already ran it's course so spy goes down to 200 in a few more trading days

>>55222842
but qui means who?

>>55222845
So you think it will continue to dump?

Disturbing news today. Got a hold of the insurance paperwork they make you fill out when you retire that has all the calculations,etc in it as to what you pay (or they cover). Prior to June 2003 they picked up the full tab for ins coverage. Cheapest plan option is like 1640 a month for a married couple (2023 rates; amount is half that if single). So due to under the rug changes even after I maxed out my pension (32 years) a large chunk of my check would go for insurance coverage alone. "Company" would only pay for uh 448 a month of that 1640 total leaving me to pay for the rest of it. If it wasn't for the ins cost hell my pension alone would cover all my other expenses. As it stands its cheaper for me to keep working (350 a month for health/vision/dental for me and my wife) till I hit 65 and went on fed govt dime.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER?

>>55222741
Mostly dummies with a sprinkle of namefags, avatarfags, and tripfags. Stopped being entertaining when all the permabears got roasted since the NVDA/AI Nasdaq exit pump.

Will come back more often when the sh!tposters dab on the greedy longs that didn't profit take before triple witching next week and thanks to Brandon you'll get a market holiday for JuneTeenth!

>>55222873
Brother that's the point.... Work till you die goy

>>55222829
>why did a bunch of way speculator overbought meme shit go down?

>>55222820
Not possible, the market only moves to cause max pain. If the majority were indeed bullish we would be crashing hard, the dump won't happen until nearly every bobo flips bullish.

>>55222879
Me. After learning how to trade, I was broker than when I started

>>55222729
wtf is that

>>55222842
>>55222857
Vous savez qui.

>>55222915
Looks like a cycle/detrend system, look up fast fourier transforms to see how you can decompose data into cycles

>>55222908
max pain theory is pure bullshit, the VIX hit below 15, the whole market is completely unhedged and we just had RECORD flows into tech

Siga sissies, are you buying shares or options? Big outbreak ahead

>>55222879
Makes you broke

>>55222915
Real Astrology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mE9W2x-IFY&t=2s

is anyone else slurping the tech dip

>>55222873
But you say; "Don't you also got a 401k?" Me; Yeah but I hit max retirement at 54. 401k can't be touched till I hit 59 1/2 (or 60). So I'd be retired only to go work somewhere else to pay for ins coverage or work 6 more years till 60, drain my 401k for 5 more then hit govt dime at 65. So yeah it's all in all cheaper and easier to just stay where I am till 65.

>AMD (-5.15%)
>Captcha: RAW MY G

>>55222945
>daily volume of 2.7m shares in two days, and inflated the price by 0.93 or 17%
Feels bullish. According to S/D zones, we should wait for a third green candle to confirm the uptrend, then wait for a retrace to 5.50 to 5.75 as an entry point. The ticker is also in a downtrend and meeting the resistance. Tomorrow, I'd actually short it at the end of day... if it's a bullish trend, it should retrace first, and if it's a bearish trend, then it'll get rejected and fall below support. Depends on how volatile the range is tomorrow, though my other indis point to a bullish trend.

>>55222943
>unhinged
I disagree, the Biden bullrun is just getting started. We're still quite a bit down from the 4800 S&P high, and AI isn't even close to priced in, we should unironically already be at 5500-6000.

>>55222842
Ne pas quoi, qui

WTF

>>55222998
Advanced Micro Duck

>>55223041
Unhedged retard, the condoms are off and we're balls deep not even giving a fuck about the risk.

>>55222550
kek narrative controllies

>>55223041
What? 6000 will be the new bottom of this decade. Limit is 10k

>>55223087
What level of condom off are we at?
>Promising your step sister you'll pull out
>Sleeping with a girl and she says you don't need to use a condom
>Gay pride homo orgy weekend

i kinda wanna catch the knife on some turkroach pesos

>>55223131
I've heard Lira as an unconvention USD hedge from a few months ago

>>55223121
your fat girlfriend is flushing her birth control

>>55223138
well the TUR ETF was one of the best performing places to be in 2H 2022. FX effects are a helluva drug

>>55222503
Yes, if amd had the p/e of NVDA it would be sub 50, and it doesn't have the ai juice or roe of NVDA. Not saying I don't like the company or products, but that's different than the price when the business model remains unchanged and crypto rugged and there's less spending

>>55223178
>fx effects
That's just a consequence of risk/exposure to certain jurisdictions/markets/asset classes.

>>55222760
So we buy puts on NVDL, now what?

>>55222998
>>55223063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>55222908
Which is now, check reddit check the vix. Friend you should get puts on your stuff out past the 16th, can't be that expensive

>>55223200
2H 2022 you had massive turkish inflation with Erdogan monetary easing + strong flight into the dollar. TUR got boosted on that so you had the strange paradox of worse earnings in local currency terms causing higher USD denominated stock prices.

>>55222155
You guys did buy NCLH right

>>55223200
Some ETFs currency hedge with currency swaps.

>>55223252
>Two monk*ypox cases detected in Beijing
>Taiwan reports 1st mpox case in a child
>Mother & Baby test positive for Monk*ypox in Sri Lanka
Something tells me that uptrend won't continue

You guys did buy GME right? Oh wait...

Okay anon it's time to pick a side. No Hedge, pick a lane and wait 4 months. I say you should have bought calls.

>>55223230
Vix is suppressed by the fed its worthless

>>55223314
I bought in May and stayed.

>>55223293
Isn't monk*ypox a eat da poo poo fag disease?

>>55222873
What kind of deductible are we talking about here?

I went to sams club today. its literally costco. same store layout, vibe and products. fucking american dystopia

BOIL
REVERSE
SPLIT
JUNE
TWENNY
TREE

>>55222873
Cut out the dental. What do you need real teeth for at 65?

>>55223324
it's an engineered virus that's spreading outside of the gay community now

>>55223314
I buy the dips, and sell the rips to buy more calls further out with a fourth of my winnings,

>>55223216
HE TOLE US PEEEEPOLE NOTTA GET INVOOOLVED INAAAAT

>futes

>>55223314
Call anon what's your take on banks rebounding (FAS) looks like we could be heading back for a rebound.

>>55223237
Macro interests me, but it's sometimes counterintuitive and not on the same scale as what I'm trading, unfortunately.

>>55223262
Those probably have high management fees, though it would depend on how often the roll over

>>55223216
>>55223367
BUDDYS LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jun/07/michael-caine-debut-thriller-deadly-game-november-hodder

Caine is writing a novel about URANIUM ?

Is this bullish for uranium miners ?

>>55223408
it got THA POOX

>>55223326
Well far as deductible goes the plan is pretty good. 3750 for a couple/family. Highest plan option drops that down to 1750. Cheapo "obama care" plans the deducible is like round 9,000.

>>55222911
LMAO

>>55222482
my point was that there wasn't going to be a massive deluge of treasuries to suck up liquidity and kill the rally.

>>55223293
>mpox
It's and STD at this point, if AIDS didn't shut shit down why would MPOX cause shut downs?

>>55223322
>He bought.

Wait, isn't Ryan Cohen the guy from BBBY? He's now the CEO of GME. LOL

>>55223427
So what you need to be doing is putting away about $9000 to cover a deductible and get a cheaper plan. Insurance is to pay for unforeseen disasters. Not for shit you can afford out of pocket.

NVDA is gonna bounce back right

>>55223464
>It's and STD at this point
Doubt. The gay sex thing was a psyop

>>55223460
Yea I hear ya, I'm 60% MM fund right now, if it goes up that's fine I'll be out there swinging 0 dte contracts, if it goes down that's fine too I have the ammo to buy the dip. Might be leaving money on the table by being so active every day, but it's fun. I'm learning as I go

>>55223460
No, it was frankly absurd to think Yellen would do that anyway.

What is going to happen is similar to what oil "barons" had to undergo last year as the SPR dumped and dumped and dumped. Then dumped some more.

Every bond rally will struggle. Every tick down in yields will be met by two ticks up. Every auction will be more desperate than the one before it. For months.

>captcha:MX HYG
Yes, by the time she's done treasuries will be like Mexican high yield bonds.

Today is clean air day in Canada? You believe that shit goys?

crabs get away from my futures

>>55223534
Isn’t Canada on fire right now?

>>55223382
I think most people have difficulty with macro because they lack understanding the difference between:
LEADING
LAGGING
COINCIDENT
So things that are counterintuitive actually are intuitive if you shift the indicators along the time axis.

Most retail think coincidently so they come either too early or too late into a macro story. Macro suits my style of swing trading. I like to capture big multi month moves.

>>55223469
Cohen was involved in both GME and BBBY. That's how the apes jumping into BBBY happened when Cohen wanted Buy Buy Baby part of BBBY

>>55222977
>401k can't be touched till I hit 59 1/2 (or 60).
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rule72t.asp

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1666445212560785410
Why is retail so fucking retarded bros?

Is Lockheed moving a lot? It went from 455 to 461, and now coming down to 457 after hours. I'm trying to figure out if i should jump in or not

>>55223230
puts are not da wae, holding shares is da wae.

>>55222945
Fundamentals aren't that changed - no huge outbreak since Chicago. Maybe China or Japan develop into something. Or Taiwan: http://outbreaknewstoday.com/taiwan-reports-first-monkeyp*x-mpox-case-in-a-child-30140/

SIGA's recovering well but might just be getting dragged along with BVNRY for the IWC/XBI ride. And who knows when that ends?

>>55223621
tldr

>>55223586
Wind blows all smoke on usa. You're welcome.

CRBPajeet bros...

Hands up don't shoot
I can't breath
We wuz

>>55223517
Just curious, but what's your cost basis? That's the average price you paid for your shares.

>>55223689
retail buys otc shitstock because a 42 year old woman on youtube dressed in a bird costume was shilling it as a shortsqueeze

>>55223667
That bad boy's illiquid as hell after hours. I wouldn't read much into it.

>>55223667
i'm in it, still green, but am intending a long haul piece by piece position build and not a short term swing.

>>55223381
Look at all the upside to kre, we need the rut that holds a ton of regionals to pump alongside the daq/shit n piss. Bullish on banks.

NRGU is going to FILL THAT GAP at 381

>>55223121
You've been married two years, and the house is 80% paid off.

>>55223758
wait you married that thing?

>>55223671
It's insurance, just use gains to get a lil insurance. I'm scared for soxl baggies don't throw away everything, 1000 shares is just 10 puts

>>55223621
Was this retail? I never saw this ticker once being shilled here.

>>55223788
I'm morally opposed to shorting of any form and believe both shorting and put options should be banned.

>>55223781
No, but I'm not as bullish as this market either.

>>55223799
you sound like a 16 year old pretending to be an adult

>>55222970
Kinda waiting til Amazon, AMD, and Google are closer to $100, MSFT under $300…

>>55223810
Shorting should be illegal you gay bobo parasite.

>>55223799
So what do you feel about shorting out options?

>>55223809
my bad I'm retarded and illiterate apparently.

>>55223751
See ya next week at $300 for my quick weekly $900 profit.

Peep fngu. What do you think happens to equities if energy pumps?

>>55222155
I’m thinking of dropping a few thousand on airlines. They seem to be the only thing still down bigly. Air travel is increasing, led by the US in particular, but has only recovered 60% since 2020. The stock prices seem to reflect that and they look like they have upside. What do you guys think?

>>55223873
Is there some law we can't all enjoy the fruits of inflation together?

>>55223592
My next few years looks like:
>Uranium in 1-2 years
>Copper in 3-5
>Silver in 3-10
>Water in 5-10
>Sand in 5-10
>Mexico/India/China in 5-20 years

>>55223932
But how? Also yes.

>>55223920
you might get a short boost from kids fleeing the country to avoid paying back student loans, but the ones who stay behind will no longer afford being able to fly

>>55223873
Not falling for energy bull traps until the SPR and crappy June seasonality are finished.

My new favourite video: GME baggie gets rugpulled live

https://old.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/143rqg8/mega_bag_holder_gets_rug_pulled_live_on_gme/

>>55223920
It's been said that the fastest way to enter 6 fig hell is to start in 7 fig hell, and then buy airline stocks.

>>55223932
Yes, but drawing attention to it would be antisemitic

>>55223722
What does that mean?
>>55223740
I want to long as well

>>55223920
If I were so inclined, I'd look more at GE and thread favorite RYCEY. Actual airlines are stuck in much more of a knife fight with one another.

>>55224020
If one guy dumps his 100 shares 2% below the closing price, that print could hang out for a while and doesn't mean the stock actually dropped 2% - it just means some dude really wanted to get rid of those 100 shares. Look at after hour price graphs on MarketWatch for your favorite smallcap vs LMT vs SPY.

>>55223981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d80ahvRSV8E

>>55224020
Fewer exchanges and less volume AH means less accurate prices

Since Hindenburg did a report on tingo i tried to use it as a lesson in how to recognize shady stuffs in 10-q.
Am I right in that the following acquisition looks odd and should be a red flag?

They paid 250k for a food company but wrote it as only 56k because the company had 200k in non tangable and goodwill assets.

>>55224068
Learning how to spot bad companies is wasted effort compared to spotting good companies.

>>55223997
Hmm. I didn’t know they were viewed that poorly. I bought some JBLU last week as a test and I’m up 9% on it. It’s for a swing trade for summer earnings. I’m not planning on holding them indefinitely.

>>55224055
do people really walk into casinos and yolo 10s of thousands of dollars on one spin of the roullette wheel? Ballsy

wait why did my google calls get raped today. my strike is 95 but still

>>55224038
>>55224067
Thank you

>>55224094
But there are obviously more bad than good so I don't get this logic.

>>55224110
yes and then the 1% of people who dont end up losing it all after 5 coinflips come and brag about their winnings and spread the gambling mind virus

>>55224094
Agree, but i think it's harder to see a undervalued company, so I try to learn how to do bad companies first. Reading reports is just so hard for me, feels like it will take years to get used to it

>>55224165
good companies will always go up, bad companies have no guarantee to go down

you cant short a bad company forever. you can hold a good company forever.

>>55224175
balance sheet in a vaccuum isnt every useful, you need to analyze the comparable competition, and also qualitatively assess their business model strength

>>55224195
Right, i suppose that is another really difficult part that requires years of experience.

>>55224177
I think what anon means is that he can look for ways to quickly reject shitcos, that way he has more time to focus on good ones

>>55223716
i got them today for 380

>>55224238
Oh that makes a lot more sense yeah I can see that being very useful. I just thought he was shorting because he mentioned a short seller firm

The heem. It's nigh.

i told you all it was a hipster market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk

>>55223981

So CNBC has a full Ryan Cohen documentary ready to go the same day he takes over the company? Hmmmmm nooooticing

>>55223979
Why not play the downside then? Opportunity cost if it is a bull trap.

>>55224362
>>55223981

>>55224320
We can go higher for longer, 85-90.

kek, baggies worshipping a guy named (((Cohen)))
old 4chan would have mods openly mocking and banning these retards

GME FAGGOTS GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT

>>55224445
market won’t bottom until it’s delisted

>>55223592
What is your outlook and picks for the next quarter/rest of this year?

labu has to pullback and when it does im going to suck that dip dry. AI and biotech is a winning combo, youll see. Biotech is going to fucking BOOM

>futures

>>55224445
>There is still a /GME/ general

>>55224324
one of my favorite bands in highschool. i was the ultimate hipster. im hipster even today, being a bull when everyone thinks a recession is coming.

>>55224445
>Jew
>Canadian
>re-invents pets.com as a portent to dot com bubble 2.0

2024 I plan to bag VZ like mad. My tax refund will aid me in this. Nice mega load to deploy at once (along with whatever amount I divert into my brokerage between now and then). I had 210 shares not long ago. I aim to have 250 by the time its done. (Interest you know;plus divvy compounding to make up).

>>55224605
it might moon before you get to bag it

>>55224122
Someone holding a lot of megacap tech stocks bailed or got liquidated, possibly because their Russell shorts got squeezed. CRM, AMZN, and MSFT cratered similarly to GOOG while AAPL and a few others were relatively resilient.

>>55224244
I want you to contemplate this picture for a moment.

>>55224582
they have to be hurting behind the scenes. their coupon and promo game has ramped up 10 fold since March. by the looks of my inbox it is bordering desperation.

>>55224320
People got fucking riled up by that smallcap rally.

>>55224402
I would absolutely not "playa hate" on anyone buying NRGD at this point. I'm just more comfortable with the risk/reward of shorting Nvidia right now.

>>55224666
satan out here with the ominous gap fills

>>55224538
i single handedly brought back converse all stars in 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XN0NtrnfMY

>>55224692
I like that too i just started the week before earnings and now i don't want to go back to nvda.

>>55224666
so do you think its going to go back up by the 16th

>>55224605
>>55224615
What's the bull case on verizon? It's just old corrupted telco aint it?

>>55224698
What's satanic is this.

>Buy our 200 P/E bags for $400
>We'll give you a 4 cent sweetener!

>>55223942
KING
mexico/india/china ?

>>55224320
What did this fear/greed gauge look like during the 2021 golden bullrun? Was it on greed the entire time?

Also I just paid $7 for the shittiest milkshake I have had just because my blender was in the dish washer. What are the financial implications of the $7 crappy milkshake theory?

>>55224732
divi bros...

>>55224666
uhhh…. guys?

>>55224732
the div was the reason for the drop today btw.

>>55224711
Yeah, sucks when you get burned on a ticker or trade and maybe get a better setup later. But hey, it's always a new day.

ooooo muh neodymium rebound

>>55224722
Scroll through the last couple weeks worth of entries here. Don't even open or read them, just skim their titles: https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#/ciks=0001045810&entityName=NVIDIA%2520CORP%2520(NVDA)%2520(CIK%25200001045810)

>>55224666
Kek I spent the past two weeks scalping $100 a day in my Roth to get to the point where I could afford 100 shares, but looking at it that way I'm glad I didn't buy.

>>55224732
Pensions/mutual funds can only buy div stocks so they have the lowest required one.

>>55224752
I made this chart last night. It is, of course, intellectual property of Mott Capital.

>>55224522
Proof we're nowhere near the bottom

>>55224739
See >>55224752
If you zoom out, SPY and other broad indexes show the US itself is in a bubble. While there could be a selloff across all equities/markets, growth has to come somewhere. Look at how many companies are investing in Mexico - it's on the border, has an established electronics industry, and labor is cheap. They haven't had any issues with the US like China has. I favor Mexico out of China/India, but I think it's good to have (some) exposure to the other two.

>>55224728
Apple V.R will if nothing else inspire even more bandwidth sucking. 8K will also push the sheep to upgrade. Kids are dumber than dirt; moving data to the cloud instead of building a local backup option for cheaper. Which also sucks the bandwidth. He who owns the "pipes" will be victorious.

>>55224777
Don't touch my charts.

>>55224768
i actually bought puts thank you for making me feel good

>>55224768
>Sale of securities
>Sale of securities
>Sale of securities
uh oh mumubros

doctor says masturbating 3 times a day is causing a severe zinc deficiency

>>55224812
I jerked off 4 times day and saw almost no semen
Turns out people that sell zinc supplements might make bank

>>55224812
so what? you jizz like a puff of zinc or something?

lmao

>>55224852
sue lightning is that you?

>>55224800
The 5/26 S-3 filing is preauthorization for them to sell $10 billion worth of shares. Remember, that date is after the gap up.

>>55222482
people in RRP too

>>55222924
french women are cute

>>55223121
>Promising your ""step"" sister you'll pull out

>>55223521
Based

What the FUCK is going on?

>>55224666
gonna one-up here anon

>>55225008
I'm definitely rooting for SOXSanon. 250 is a surprisingly reasonable EoM target for NVDA.

What might be frustrating for him is the relative strength of all the other SOXX/S.M.H. components. This small cap fuckery is mixing with an AI echo bubble in some weird way.

>>55225005

>>55223799
Puts aren't shorting, in fact it's bullish. That's why I inverse biz, puts let you hold without having to sell or get mc'd. That's why it's safe to be bullish now that the vix is around 20. People aren't going to sell because they have puts. It's when the vix gets low then you have to worry because people have to sell.

>>55225036
I think poor anon already capitulated
don't have it saved tho

>>55224812
Zinc supps give you unbelievable loads, especially if I wait a few days. I'd recommend trying.

>>55224812
>>55224852
Kill coomers. Behead coomers. Roundhouse kick a coomer into his computer screen. Slam dunk a coomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy coomers. Defecate in a coomers mouth. Launch coomers into the sun. Stir fry coomers in a wok. Toss coomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a coomers butthole. Judo throw coomers into a wood chipper. Twist coomers heads off. Report coomers to the SEC. Karate chop coomers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black coomers. Trap coomers in quicksand. Crush coomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy coomers in a vat of acid. Eat coomers. Dissect coomers. Exterminate coomers in the gas chamber. Stomp coomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate coomers in the oven. Lobotomize coomers. Mandatory abortions for coomers. Grind coomers in the garbage disposal. Drown coomers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize coomers with a ray gun. Kick old coomers down the stairs. Feed coomers to alligators. Slice coomers with a katana.

>>55225064
isnt that kind of homosexual?

>>55224812
I do that but I eat 3 eggs a day so I suffer no consequences

>>55225064
>>55225079
Put a bomb in a coomers mouth. Throw knives at coomers. Inflate coomers until they pop. Send coomers into a blackhole. Castrate coomers. Feed coomers poisoned food. Force coomers to walk the plank. Push coomers into a pit. Kneel on a coomers neck. Curse coomers with a spell. Stuff coomers babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten coomers with a tank. Pop a coomers car tire. Strike coomers children with a ruler. Make coomers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a coomers limbs. Airdrop coomers into Antarctica. Throw coomers off the boat. Pressurize coomers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a coomers bussy. Falcon-punch a coomer in the face. Make coomers into fiction. Blow coomers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow coomers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock coomers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail coomers to a cross and stab them. Run over coomers with a tank feet-first. Crush coomers with a press. Attack coomers with acid. Boil coomers in a pan. Lock coomers inside a brazen bull. Burn coomers alive. Drag coomers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on coomers. Quarter coomers. Impale coomers on a pike. Total coomers death

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but so far this month
i just want to die

>>55224732
Damn. That's an overpriced divvy.
>>55225065
Sex sells.

>>55225127
yes

>>55223745
That's my thoughts too, and also considering small business has been beat down, they might be the only candidates at this point to justify taking on debt at these rates.. well my theory is how do you get deflation/wage deflation. Companies need either massive layoffs or smaller-growth companies need to hire at lower wages that compete better against mega caps.

Bored so fucking about on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGaQRQTnd0

>>55225151
I watched this like 20 times and I know I'm going to come back to it, too.

>>55225065
>>55225122
Shut up BITCH lmao

>>55225065
>>55225122
holy based

>>55225151
ayeee why did you post this

>>55225151
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>futes

>>55225081
>>55225151
Tenderize coomers with a mallet. Ionise coomers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate coomers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify coomers in a black hole. Curse coomers with the necronomicon. Trap coomers in purgatory. Bang a coomers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw coomers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry coomers in the vacuum of space. Fry coomers with power lines. Feed coomers ricin. Kneecap a coomer with a twelve gauge. Re enslave coomers. Sell coomers organs on the black market. Run coomers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw coomers into the grand canyon. Burn coomers with jet engine exhaust. Beat coomers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a coomers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice coomers to the sun god. Drop coomers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed coomers to sharks. Load a coomer into a cannon and shoot the coomers at a concrete wall. Keel Haul coomers under a galleon. Disembowel coomers with a bayonet. Strap a coomer to a cruise missile and launch it at a coomer neighbourhood. Drop coomers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter coomers. Lure coomers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a coomer to learn calculus, then kill the coomer anyway. Atomize coomers with a powerfist. Throw coomers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke coomers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at coomers from 40-story buildings. Throw coomers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze coomers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie coomers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot coomers with syringe guns. Defecate on coomers food stamps. Make coomers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire coomers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on coomers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate coomers with depleted uranium

>>55225127
I learned to trade
And lost my ass
I toast my frens
And raise my glass

>>55225252
>1996
>27 years ago
Lol, lmaoo even(I'm absolutely terrified of the passage of time)

mumus in tard rage mode
it hasn't even started yet, too :^)

>>55225293
Mumus are calm and collected, bobos are always angry. Typical bobo projection and gaslighting, you faggots always try to redefine reality.

>>55225334
you sound mad

>>55225288
I know. Seems like yesterday I was kicking back playing video games after school. That's been 21 years ago now..

>>55225252
>>55225288
WE'VE GOT LAUGHS
FROM COAST TO COAST
TO MAKE YOU SMILE

>>55225061
Long puts by themselves are a bearish position with negative delta, retard. And the VIX is at 13.94.

>>55225284
>And lost my ass
You'll be aight nigga, you tough right?

>>55225182
Interestingly wage increases aren't actually very inflationary, currently .01 influence of cpi. Mass layoff will signal recession. Deflationary action should be coming with the 1.6 trillion from the treasury and current fed fund rate. But it lags like fuck so who knows if we see the effects before September. Idk i'm just a dude who listens to finance podcasts not a CFA that hosts them.

>>55225340
You're a loser who has lost money all year, if you're even genuinely bearish. Most bearposters are literal foreign shills from Russia.

Today i bought a 50,000CD 6 month 5.3%

>>55225373
>Long puts by themselves are a bearish position with negative delta
But it's not the same as shorting the stock. When you short the stock you are literally selling the underlying, and can help cause the price to go down. With long puts, the market maker is hedging against you by initially selling the underlying (off chain in a dark pool or in a way that doesn't tank the market and immediately print your position), then when inevitably those puts lose deltas they buy the shares back and make the market go up or crab, all while you are still long those puts that didn't print.

>>55225428
hey thats pretty good

>>55225386
I'm down 40% on my trade accounts since I started 3 years ago. Not great, but a 65% return will put me back to where I started (actually some boomer tier investments have offset this). Just feels hard to get ahead.
Markets are fake and gay but thats because its a bear market - but everyone is a genius in a bull market. So basically any wins I had up to this point was from luck

>>55225277
this shit is reddit tier

>>55225428
What bank ?

>>55225463
I lost 4% on Thursday and Friday and 1% on NVDA. I basically have been spinning my wheels since I started trading in Q1 2022. And I need a new roof and some other repairs to a then 3 year old home I bought in a cash deal in summer 2021. I'm profitable most days, but I have the nasty habit of ruining green days and weeks and years in just 1 or 2 bad plays in a row. My goal is to get back to even by end of the year. Otherwise I'm going to hit the drawing board and switch things up.

>>55225498
>this shit is reddit tier
What's your favorite porn reddit board ya degenerate coomer?

>>55224786
Understandable

>>55225528
case in point

>>55225547
>case in point

>>55225559
>uses a reddit gif
case in point

>>55225421
I’m a bear until the yield curve goes back to normal

>but this time it’s different!

Yes yes this is the one fucking time it’s different except bulls can’t explain why. We’ve fixed this situation before and we’ll fix it again. It’ll just take a little bit of real pain and suffering before it can be solved. Powell won’t replicate the mistakes Arthur Burns made in the 1970s

>>55225575
>Uses tranime jpg

>>55225595
What kind of thin cigar is that? Is that a rollie?

>>55225596
You are on an anime website you redditnigger, are you one of those swarthoid tradcaths who think you're going to immigrate to America and get a white trad wife? You will mow Aryan lawns and live in a doublewide.

>>55225575
>>uses a reddit gif
Only a redditor would even know that. I'm just an old school Mr. Rodgers fan.

>>55225618
classic redditnigger deflection

>>55225613
You will mow my lawn, except I like to do it myself instead of jerking off to anime and eating eggs all day

>>55225613
*used to be* an anime website

>>55225595
>Powell won’t replicate the mistakes Arthur Burns made in the 1970s
A week from now he'll pussy out. Muh skip isn't a pause. Bet on it.

>>55225626

>>55225631
>enjoys lawnmowing
>can't afford eggs
>doesn't watch anime
>too afraid to cum because he know he's genetically inferior from being a low caste swarthoid who's malnourished
lmao
>>55225639
still is, 2016 election tourists will never change this.

>>55225639
now it is a frog website

>>55225618
its a stocktwits gif and you know it.

>>55225648
>flood Israel with niggers and create a half nigger half jew demon race
we need to just send them to Egypt to build pyramids again

>>55225655
GarbageDon?!

Congrats to the guy who bought IEP at 20. Wasn't expecting it to bounce this fast but that's how it goes sometimes

>>55225658
They can barely make mud huts

>>55225645
>Canada paused recently thinking they didn’t need to hike anymore
>Canada then does a surprise rate hike literally this morning
>claims inflation is more sticky than expected

He’s hiking and praying nothing seriously breaks. The market and economy are clearly fine with the way the stock market is performing, so he can keep the hikes up until he’s on the brink of blowing USB or Schwab up. Then he’ll have to stop because that would be pretty bad to blow up the 7th and 8th largest banks in America

the market really could roll over at any moment now.

>>55225692
That's why they had to be whipped by Straight White Aryan Pharaohs

>>55225507
Some rando bank in Arkansas
Brokered CD on Schwab they got lots
I got one for 80k that matures in December and a few more from random Ira accounts I had laying around, think it’s like 8000 a year in interest total, which is crazy cause last year I got like 200 bucks in interest

>>55225690
>>55225690
>>55225690
>>55225690

>>55225649
>enjoys lawnmowing
Enjoys maintaining my land
>can't afford eggs
Yes I can, but not for extra coom
>doesn't watch anime
I have watched a handful b4 I began my true journey
>too afraid to cum because he know he's genetically inferior from being a low caste swarthoid who's malnourished
I have sex with 0 dte spy options every day
>still is
You got it anon

>>55225693
>He’s hiking and praying nothing seriously breaks.
His rentboy hasn't said anything definite. And skip was the mantra going into blackout last week.

>>55225008
Nigga he will recover at least 80% of that, soxx will correct down a lot, semis are the most overbought from all this AI hype.. yet the economy of Korea is in a recession because their semi exports are down 37%.. China imports of semis down 11%.. extremely cyclical sector.

>t baggot at $15.50..

Also this is why you want to dca into leveraged funds. If if goes down you buy more, if it goes up, hold onto your cash for another play.

>>55225649
i'm a 2008 chanology tourist
>>55225650
based and thispilled

>>55225720
>Also this is why you want to dca into leveraged funds. If if goes down you buy more, if it goes up, hold onto your cash for another play.
CANNOT
BE
STRESSED
ENOUGH

>>55225392
Those are good points.. but how is McDonald's and such going to layoff wagies making 15 a hour.. or better yet you're local applebees or 3 star restaurant paying 20 a hour.. its funny that cpi follows manufacturing much more, but the cores follow services more.. that's what it seems like tho. (Maybe weighted is a better word)

Anyways losts of overpaid employees out there that aren't worth that, or at least companies don't want that kind of costs for their business.

Also saw a good one today, Golden Coast/Greg Crannen covers macro, and put a nice primer on the trade deficit widening (-GDP) which makes sense since the dollar is crushing EMs and Europe is fucked + China is not rebounding. But also pushing inflation out to other countries = costlier for what we import. Probably not gonna help businesses.

Also look up the true consumer savings have, it's taken a >50% dive in the past year.