/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55192752
>see incredible junior opportunity in risk
>apply, job posting is removed, don't even get a "Sorry, you're too shit for this"
At least I still have a comfy WFH job

>>55192752
Do aspiring wagies really do work for free?

>>55192752
Report it to the NLRB.

>>55192752
make some fake chad applicants with stable diffusion and lead on the roastie hr ladies

>>55192859
Pardon me, state Department of Labor.

>>55192752
Email + mail an invoice for time spent

I dont understand people that desperately want to be a wagie. Bet hiring mangers feeling uppity at the sight of it

>>55192896
I need to eat.

>>55192846
kek

Let's hop on a call anon :)

>>55193047
>asses the fit between the position, the company, and your path
>review your background & see how we can match your desires with our needs
>check in depth the alignment between you and our values and culture
>give everybody on the team the insurance to be surrounded by A-Players

A 24 year old with a marketing degree from Florida State wrote this

>>55193047
>give everybody on the team the insurance to be surrounded by A-Players
The more I think about this, the less sense it makes.

>>55192896
not everyone can live at their parents' house in their 20s/30s you autistic faggot

>>55193047
I'm so fucking tired, bros.

>>55193047
Let me guess, that's for an "entry level"/internship job?

>>55192752
I got ghosted after I got a verbal offer. E-mailed recruitment company and called them a few times, they never bothered to answer me. I'm going to assume that with recent layoffs the job is no longer available but it's just shitty they never told me anything.

>>55193305
don't you want your hiring department to filter out incompetent shitcucks?

>>55193716
I'm going to say something you might not like:

there's no such thing as a "verbal offer"

>>55193047
FIRM
HAND
SHAKE

>>55192752
>I even completed an assignment
huge red flag of them asking you to do this.
>>55192782
ghosting is the standard these days
>>55193731
this, nothing is real until ink is on paper.

>>55193865
assignment is not a red flag imo, I spent 30 hours on an assignment over the course of a week. They said it would take 3 hours. I could have done it in probably 10 hours but i had fun doing it and I like to overprepare.

ultimately I got the six figure job from it , and it prepared me for the work they require of me. Now if i had not gotten the job...that would have been a lot shittier

Should I email them asking what gives? Just give me some fucking closure. Treat me like a human being.

>>55193952
You aren't a human being, you're fucking trash. Scum, shitty mongrel who's worth less than nothing. You aren't owed ANYTHING, especially not by people wealthier than you. Eat shit

>>55193989
Meds.

>>55192752
>millenials in the work place
at least the boomers gave you a call back.

>>55192752
are you brown? if yes then good and go back to your country even if you weren't born there, if not then kek, lmao even

>>55193554

No no anon, this is the entry level, hope you got those certs ready for 20 an hour

>>55192752
Happened to me once, now that I made it I apply for all kinds of jobs and ghost employers for fun

>>55195285
>10 years troubleshooting experience
Literally just a basic thing humans do all the time anyways, but why make this seem like a fancy requirement?
>Oh hey, anon plays computer! He knows how to fix everything!

>>55195285
My qualifications are, "I've only ever accidentally nuked my hard drive twice," (knock on wood) take it or leave it.

>>55193047
>Talent acquisition manager
>Event manager
>Timy is spelled with only one M (massive faggot red flag)
>3 fucking reference calls
Yeah, I'll just buy kneepads and become a "back-alley male pleasure provider", thanks

>>55193047
>SMM
You'll be replaced by GPT.

>>55192752
so send xim or xer an email saying "its okay you've just been offered a position elsewhere" and thank xim or xer for xim or xer's time.
that pisses xem off royally.

>>55197438
*i've not you've

>>55193047
>our values and culture
>team of A-players
>event manager, toilet brakes manager, coffee provider
corps need to die, it has to end

>>55192752
>completed assignment
kek, anytime they ask me to do something like that I ghost them

>>55193989
Counterpoint: Your car is flammable and so is your house

kek he worked for free

>>55192752
>resume: worked for big tech

Happened to me before on 10th round at Etsy.

It's ok, who wants to work for a company that puts people through such treatment.

>>55192752
This is what skilllets have to go through? Sure am glad I got a skill.

>>55193047
Only if she strips naked on cam.

>>55193896
>They said it would take 3 hours

It never takes 3 hours. They only say this in case you bill them later "we never said it would take more than 3". I remember spending a week on one

>>55197720
Point to your point. They really should focus on getting young men with nothing to lose to care about society.
The police won't follow up on 99.99999999% of all windshield bashings. Wouldn't it be nice if that happened less?

>do 3 rounds of interviews
>perfect fit, crushed technical interview, had great conversations with hiring manager
>receive soft offer, 6 figures, more than I have ever made
>send me link for background check
>ghosted for months
kill me

>>55193865
It's more of a red flag for the potential employee to do work for free. But noone here is old enough to have that conversation

>>55195285
>knowledge of network technologies to including PING, NETSTAT, DHCP, DNS and NSLOOKUP
I hate HR roasties so goddamn much

>>55197856
Did you ever reach out to them?

>>55192752
Labour is also like a lottery for real. Like you can get a pretty stable job with good coworkers and such or you can get the most retarded job with the most insufferable coworkers and you can't do anything about it.
People like to tell me there is a big difference between crypto investing and jobs but there really isn't.
Tomorrow will be the test of that, i start a new job and there's also this coin i've been following for a while that will have a presale. The job will most likely have a shitty workplace since i've already been there for the interview and there was people discussing in the hallway. Meanwhile the token will most likely pump since its purely word of mouth whales investing and everyone knows that's a good omen.

token is called $crooge for anyone interested

>>55193731
You are right and that anon will never forget it. Happened to plenty of us.

>>55195285
This is a stackable job
Get three or four of these and worth them all remotely at the same time
>certs and 8 years experience for a $20/hr job
top kek

>>55195285
I learned a lot when I remembered what our parents forgot about the internet.
You can just lie. In fact you can lie to make people mad on purpose. Its not illegal, the cops aren't going to knock on your door, nobody will follow up.

This has been good for me to remember on 4chan because for a long time, I forgot.
Unless 8 see a link or a picture with a blurred out face on a name tag, I don't believe it.
Because arbys is hiring for $17 an hour.

>>55198672
Oh where I was going with the parents thing is that they told us not to trust anyone on the internet because people will lie. And then look who's on Facebook all day long, and look who clicks on ads, old people.

>>55198180
>Labour is also like a lottery for real. Like you can get a pretty stable job with good coworkers and such or you can get the most retarded job with the most insufferable coworkers and you can't do anything about it.
I literally 1 minute ago just thought about how it feels like I got so fucking lucky this time around and finally might have a decent job. I logged on just now to check the team slack 2 hours after logging off. I am in week 4 of training and we're doing sales, wanted to see if anyone on my team closed a late deal. I just feel good about this one even though the turnover is high. They are getting rid of the shitters.

Lottery to an extent. No doubt.

>>55198693
the computer just turned into interactive jewtv for most NPC boomer old folks. They literally are trained to click on and acknowledge ads. they have since they first watched their first shitbox.

>>55193047
Short this company. This is just borderline hiring staff for the sake of hiring staff.