/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55175911
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,160.055B, 102P = 21.177B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55175911
>>55175922
sneed you obese NEET whale

wagmi monday

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1665074233888710657?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>55176047
What does he mean by this lol

Gastro - we gonna dump. Red days are coming lads.

>>55176047
The market is kind.

>>55176047
might be time to get a new gastro, seems a little dark

>>55176087
A dump before earnings would be insane

>>55176047
Sounds very 'Keep fucking around and find out' to me.

>>55176128
Yeah I feel that actually. Like he’s playing nice rn. God knows he can unleash wrath upon the markets

>>55175911
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

>>55176047
>a terrible mistake that people often mistake
Hm yes quite

>>55176174
>a terrible mistake

>>55176137
I wish he's just go for it already desu.
After 2 years? Fuck 'em. They deserve to the shit that gets poured down the back of their shirts.

>pic related. 858 days later

>tfw MOASS

Back when I invested 2 years ago, we were in peak clown world where all of our crazy schizo conspiracy theories were coming true. Now clown world has slowed down to the point that people forget about covid and vaccines, wars and lgbtq is out of fashion

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>>55176099
FFS there's too many doubles being unchecked these days. Sad to see. Sad, many such cases.

>>55176210
What’s a gastro?

>>55176199
Checked. The absolute state of those finger nails.

>>55176244
Checked. Latin - relating to the stomach

>>55176047
>my fart doctor says that I shouldn't hold in my farts for other people as it's seen as being weak

>>55176203
It was all a show to distract people from how hard they were getting raped and I'm glad it's over. We'll have a war in a few years and I'm just happy to be too old and medically disabled to get drafted.

>>55176244
poop related tweets used to mean a dump in the price. This could be used to see if investors now control the price since switching to book DRS

What's it like being a GME baggies in 2023? Is it as comfy as the shills say it is?

>I don’t care what Phil Collins says
>I don’t care what Platinumtranny says
>I don’t care what Dave Lauer 2: Electric BoogalJew says
>I don’t care what Opinion is Unmasculated says
>I don’t care what Ken tweets out of his company twitter after hitting booger sugar with the boys in the employee lounge
>I don’t care what Dikshit Rimjabi Ramdeep says
I just like GameStop

>>55176087
>>55176116
If he went to a gastro his bowls are clean. hedgies might be fresh outta shit to dump with.

>>55176326
Nothing beats still having hope that life will work out in 2023. It’s comfy knowing you tried and it might pay off.

>>55176340
>I don’t care what Phil Collins says
Now thats just rude

>>55176374
This. I'm full of hope and ready to watch my enemies rope.

Been a year since i stopped coming here, how are we looking bros. MOASS anytime soon or what, should i add 1000 more shares at 25 (avreged down to 18$ already) or just wait another year before adding.

>>55176244
>>55176268
Specifically - a gastroenterologist is a doctor that specializes in digestive issues. Not sure how that relates to gme but I guess we might find out

>>55176391
I believe the reason I and many other bought most of our shares at much higher prices is because that is what was required at the time. The Holy Ghost made us do it to optimize GameStop’s position in the market. I bought my first share right before the share offering

>>55176242
Thanks fren

>>55176401
It’s so weird. Reddit will have dozens of theories. They love cryptic tweets like this

>>55176401
>>55176495
>Some Predditor is going to spend the next 24 hours studying farts to try and find some connection to a video game store stock
Hedgies have truly underestimated the power of autism on this one

YUMEKO!!!!!!!!!!

>>55176401
> flatulence is the best icebreaker- preferable on the first date to efficiently assess devotion
>Preferably on a first date

>>55176512
>He farted in morse code!
>It said
>K-E-K stop H-E-D-G-I-E-S stop

>>55176512
Presumably it means something will actually fucking happen soon

>>55176542
>WAGSO

>>55176451
Ryan needed suckers buying at $180 so two years later we could be at $24

>>55176401
It means WAGSO very soon

>>55176570
>what is a stock split
holy shit they literally feed you retard pills o the hour don't they?

guys listen to what I’m saying. I don’t want to see you guys get left holding bags past the top. This infinity squeeze bullshit is not feasible and everyone reading this knows it on some level. If you’ve got a decent stack (1000+) then don’t get too greedy. You can sell at 10k and still be MORE THAN set for life, and with proper care and education, perhaps your kids will have a leg up on their peers

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>>55176560
I choose to believe this is the correct way to interpret this tweet. Further confirms that RC comes here more often than the cringe mines. WAGSO is pretty much only said on /biz/ afaik

>>55176601
Sorry, you're right. $96. Good thing we had people buying at $196 too

>>55176624
>It's another "baggie posts an obvious but not so obvious le indian shilly larp" for other baggies to dogpile
It's all so cringe and tiring.

>>55176631
>Sorry, you're right. $96. Good thing we had people buying at $196 too

>>55176634
I bet you’re fun at parties

>>55176624
I need to get into this mindset, I really feel so downtrodden by life I can't even fathom this going above $800, but I know that's peanuts in comparison to other stocks that have not been shorted anywhere near GME.

I guess what I'm asking for, is how do I believe?

>>55176681
It's going to $800, followed by a split and a slow rise back to $800. This is going to take a few years like the TSLA split

>>55176047
Ryan is speaking to the hedgies. They say that Ryan can't or hasn't been doing anything. They have had numerous chances to close. This all could have been over a long time ago, but instead, here we are.

>>55176721
Sounds plausible, how do you know this fren?

>>55176681
>$800
my minimum is $8k per share to WAGMI hard enough to retire, remove myself from society and survive off grid until I can cash out 25% of my pension at 55, made up of GME shares and then get the lions share at 65.

Obviously this is the bare minimum I will accept. That is also without selling my CS shares ever.

>>55176722
But what has his gastro got to do with any of it?

>>55176800
it's poopening
WAGSO

>>55176800
When they check the ticker they will shit themselves.

Yeah I just don't care anymore. The fraud that exists in the market is used to further the interests of way more powerful people, nations, and various and sundry occult/esoteric/glowie organizations. That's never going away and I'm not risking death to make it happen because that seems very state sponsored by groups I won't name even though I'm more than certain as to what and who they are. Just let the fucking price run hard enough I clear eight figures and can fuck off from this fake bullshit world and go get stoned and donate to some animal shelters and poor people so I can justify having a solidly upper middle class existence for me and my kids and their kids too and maybe actually buy a house somewhere and I'll forget all about the absolute gaping maw of felonies that is the stock market. Give me recurring dividends on top of that and I won't even tell every single person I meet that investing in the market at all is the dumbest goddamn thing they could ever do.

Just fucking pay me off you stupid assholes.

While Cohen makes his 200th tweet referencing his literal shit. Baggies continue getting poorer. Most of you can't afford shares anymore.

>>55176722
it's that he has given stupidity all the time in the world to surrender willingly. kindness they took as weakness. FAFO

I thought I was red on every chart?

>>55176800
Probably a dump, makes sense before earnings. Also fits with the theme of hedgies taking advantage of the chance to close one last time.

>>55176881
I'm green on every chart

Who the biggest baggie here? Anyone with an average over 50?

>>55176929
im close but i made 280k in calls in jan of 21

>>55176881
No ticker? No share amount? Holy fucking giga baggot cope. You took a screenshot of a random wallstreetbets ticker post. Congratulations faggot. You're the most desperate holder in the thread

>>55176881
I thought I was a poor Indian?

See how fucking dumb you look?

>>55176996
>See how fucking dumb you look?

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>>55176766
Checked. Well, that sounds good to me. I do hope it shoots up that far and hangs around there.

>>55176929
I'm 45, 1600 shares. WAGMI.

>>55176244
>Fidel Gastro

>>55176766
>8k minimum
We’ve been a single tick away from six figure asks getting filled on the lit market, the fuck are you cucking yourself for 8k for?

>>55177211
now go back ad read what I wrote

Some pretty interesting posts on /pol/ today. I wonder if Ryan tweeting has anything to do with them

HOLY FUCK! imagine being a GME baggie in 2023

>>55177239
Surely this time after 900 days his shit tweets mean something bros!!!!!!!

>>55176047
>>55176401
We're
All
Gonna
Shit
Ourselves

>>55177271
I don't have to imagine

I know it’s over and never happening but I still come here to see others who are still in the delusion to feel better about my falling for it. Confess baggie bros.

>>55177236
I did. You didn’t understand my point, which is that your 8k limit will be filled in one tick, and then the next tick after it halts will be 200k and you’ve just given the ledgies a 96% discount
Also, unrelated but my local home depot has a bunch of shit like kneepads for sale at $14.88 and I had to stifle my laughter while I was there

>>55177370
I confess i own shares and still say kek baggies. My own baggie bros think i'm a pajeet. WAGMI

>>55177395
>I did. You didn’t understand my point
You utterly missed the point I made and then wrote all this cope

>>55177395
He wasn't saying he was selling at 8k, just at 8k he has 'made it' (like inflation isn't going to be catastrophic).

>In theory, the Federal Reserve could aqcuire GME from the market and provide a facility to distribute shares to replenish the borrowed shares from short-short bullet swaps by liable institutions so they may close without harming the structure of the market.

>Second, the Fed would need to determine how it would acquire GME from the market. The Fed could buy shares on the open market, but this could drive up the price of the stock and make it more expensive for the Fed to acquire the shares it needs. The Fed could also use its quantitative easing (QE) program to buy GME shares

Zimbabweneisan theory is back on the menu and the market is saved!

>>55177410
You’re not understanding my point. You want to sell at 8k. Fine. Just know that if you do that you will be the ONLY person selling at 8k, and the real moass will commence almost immediately after two orders of magnitude higher. We know this because we’ve seen the order books via Bloomberg terminals. If you sell for five digits or less you are a cuck, simple as

>>55177408
Same. I just want to feel involved but don’t have anything worthwhile to post so I just kek baggies. Wagmi.

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>>55176960
>

>I get a (You)
:)
>it’s a mass reply nigger
:(

>>55177543
>1pbtid

>>55177566
Checked. Here's another (You) fren, well deserved with those digits

>>55177566
That image isn't wrong. He's finally free.

IToilet. What's another name for the toilet? "The can".

ICahn, you're welcome chuds.

>>55176244
Ligma balls.

>>55177474
>>55177408
Wait a minute, that's what I do too because comfy posting is boring as fuck. What if there are no shills and only bored hodlers larping as them? That's pretty bearish right?

So I got lucky and sold when it was all on top, got in at $20. For a negligble amount though, it was my first ever stock purchase.

From what I can tell, the "squeeze" never "squoze".

Is there any reason to believe that there will be a massive jump in stock price again? Cause right now it's sitting at $24.

also, is advertising stocks illegal?

>>55177708
There was a 4:1 dividend split so it's effectively at $98.

>>55177722
Right

kek baggies

>>55177722
checked, also
>https://investorplace.com/2023/04/wait-for-gamestop-stock-to-hit-16-then-buy/
(((they))) keep pumping out such a strange narrative as if to convince the masses to not peek behind the curtain..
as soon as i read the title of that article i knew it was done. not going below, only up.

>>55177746
also your ID is JimBob

>>55177642
so those 2 are secretly gay together or what? is Carl his new daddy because I haven’t seen him do shit for gamestop

>>55177823
Ryan and Carl are very close after the death of Ryan's father. You understand.

Shills and hedgies are seething that I am going to make it all green on a Robinhood account

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Kek, remember that time when

>>55177871
When GME was $220 and we really thought Bastille Day was the trigger to ignite MOASS? Yeah good times. I should have sold

Kyle?

why won;t you stupid niggers sell aaaaaaaaaa

>>55178110
i unironically don’t know how to sell on computershare
not my problem

>>55178110
You seem upset. Have a melon.

GameStop

if carl was going to buy, why didn’t he do it at $15? that would have been a great opportunity. Only based Larry Cheng is DCAing his host average down on every dip like a champ

Presley?

>>55177566
judo throw mass repliers into the sun!

Colin?

Yes, I'm Kyle Presley Colin.

Dave?

>>55178214
Sebastian??

kek babbies

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4609153-gamestop-likely-nowhere-near-a-turnaround

>>55178299
Checked. Thanks fren I just sold and bought CLOV

>>55178299
I think puts are the play for earnings.

>>55178299
>The company is still losing money left and right
I see we've reached the "blatant lies" section of FUD.

>over 2 years and this shitty thread is still going
Lmao

>>55176371
I've been informed that there's infinite money at the federal reserve.

>>55178149
This is actually a very good point. I have been thinking ichan would sell Baby to cohen for cash and gme stocks so he can close his shorts but surely he would have done this when it was $18. So i clearly have no fucking idea and am wrong.

>>55176047
There are 3 main types of RC tweets related to GME price, the key to interpreting all his tweets is to delineate into theme/content as he has to use plausible deniability when communicating:
1a) poop/diarrhoea -> SHF have liquidity to dump the price
1b) constipation/digestive issues/flatulence -> SHF have no liquidity, usually means flat or small ups
2) sex -> SHF have to pump the price (naked calls withdrawn as short vol pulls back = buy calls here to make big gains as IV will explode in addition to the price running)

Here are some other market themes:
Inflation/covid -> SHF/MM/Primes protecting their inflation swaps (short treasury hedge - market pumps... this is why Nvidia and other megatechcaps are going insane right now)
Face swap memes -> swaps

So from this tweet, I'd expect a small rise in price this week but for whatever reason, SHF lack liquidity so they can't run it properly (compare to June/July 2022 to see what I mean). They've not budged on their short calls right now and the negative gamma is why the price has been grinding up slowly all of May as they cover ETF FTDs under the gamma blanket. They're obviously struggling with GME's increasing volatility due to DRS etc. as they're growing more and more cautious. Flatline chads were always right...

>>55178393
Not just any money, it's cash...

Dang it, I had no money at 18 and now I have money it’s 25. Will there be another dip? I really think this is the last 2k I can put into this before settling my bills. And I was hoping to get 2000 shares (currently have 1650)

KEK DUMBASS BAGGOTS! FUCK YOU YOU FILTHY FUCKIN BAGGOTS!

Is that you, Ragina?

>>55178428
The tweet doesn't really fit neatly in category 1a or 1b. He once talked to his gastro, does that imply dump or constipation.

>>55178485
Dikshitar?

>>55178432
not just any cash, infinite cash

If Ryan makes a post relating to the effectiveness and efficiency of upwards curvature and sex, it's officially over.

Top minds of the financial world. Moass this year or next year?

>>55178589
people are also saying acide reflux, or throwing up

>>55178657
this month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
>If the short squeeze happens the stock could go to infinity
I love it when people in finance use the word "infinite" with no concern whatsoever. Such hubris.

Post MOASS I'm going to buy some ice and have it with a glass of mineral water.

>>55178657
First half 2024

>>55178657
Who fucking cares? My life is awesome.

>>55178657
2 more months unironically. 08/08 for $800

>>55178659
What would that mean? And it seems like a stretch anyways

>>55178149
>>55178402
There is no reason to believe that Carl Icahn wants anything to do with GameStop or bed bath. When are you retarded bathniggers going to finally kill yourselves?

>>55178657
this week

>There is no reason to believe that Carl Icahn wants anything to do with GameStop
>Despite being confirmed to have interacted with the chairman of GameStop

>>55178791
You could say Ryan treated him rather nicely couldn't you.

Yeah, I'm going to focus on GameStop and my free RPGMaker games until the jews destroy the economy again with their endless disgusting kike greed.

>>55178843
Yellow stripe is a dummy round.

>>55178857
Post nose.

>>55178791
Wow they met once, this definitely means that all of your schizo theories are true

>>55178857
It's also an AT4 which is the most common recoilless rifle on the market, not a Javelin which I doubt the Cartel would give a shit about given the difficulty of acquiring the ammunition in comparison to an AT4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
Black Monday.

>>55178857
>>55178890
i do not care, i support any propaganda that demonizes my enemies
they are subhuman
i will cleanse humanity with flame

>>55178908
You know the moral of the story of the boy who cried wolf right?

>>55178890
>rifle
Do you not see the rocket launcher?

>>55178908

>>55178933
It doesn't launch rockets weirdly, it's a recoiless single use rifle ghat launches an 84 mm explosive.

>ayckshuallee
kill yourself before i do it for you

>>55178967
Ah, shit you’re right. My bad

>>55176047
He thinks his body is being kind by letting out farts, but turns out the poop is weak and watery so he keeps accidentally shitting his parts.
Something something soiled shorts.

>>55178990
All good, I believe they're manufactured by Saab.

God bless Holy Russia, destroyer of Babylon

Moona soona? Please?

>>55179082
Moona Soona Joona

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55178980
I'm terrified of what weapon you'll missuse trying to kill me with.

>>55178808
Seems like RC was being nice atm.

Oh nooooo no no no no no no

>mfw moass

I took a trip on my motorcycle today. I got back and hedgies were here screaming at me to sell my jiemis so I went for another ride instead.

>>55179082
>depressed generic anime girl
I can save her.

>>55175986
How is this shit allowed but that not-Seinfeld one got yeeted within a week?

>>55176278
How the fuck do you have down syndrome and autism the DSM used to preclude diagnosing multiple serious mental disorders, now they're just making this shit up as they go along.

>>55179612
the DSM used to at least pretend to be science but then fags bullied the compilers

>>55178657
It really doesn't feel like it's gonna happen 2023. Maybe if we have four consecutive profitable quarters the hedge funds will consider closing their shorts

>>55179713
nah buddy, I say it's 2023 so fuck you

>>55179210
I have a ghost gun, you actual cuc/k/old

bollox, big fat hairy bollox, they're orchestrating an options pump on preddit.

Anybody else holding any """meme""" stocks that the media doesn't talk much about?
I've got 5 shares of National Beverage (FIZZ) a.k.a. faygor, lacroix, rip-it, and Diet Shasta.
Just picked them up for the meme, but I'm still positive from when i bought them, and the chart has the same rhythm, with less fractal action.
I won't sell them, it's fun to see where my mistakes lead. But I probably wont be buying any more either, unless i see an obvious manipulated dip.
Any KOSSbros in the house?
Anybody?

>>55179807
Kys

>>55178948
I love this lil nigga (mountain) like you wouldn't believe.

It's HOME

Why is this thread so busy suddenly.

>>55179794
I had hope for MOASS in 2022. Ryan let me suffer the worst year of my life and then decided to tack on an extra 6 months. He'll let us all suffer another year because he was trying to be kind to shorts instead of shareholders

>>55178843
What are your favorite free RPGMaker games? I love them but I've not played very many.

>>55179805
Devil's advocate: what if the runup is because it's a record day and they're trying to heatlamp the shares? If enough people became BOOK KINGs they'd lose containment of any fake pump.

>>55179876
Have you ever played kyntt

>>55179891
No.

Cboe failed to report all of its short volume for 06/02. Go look at chart exchange. Where’s the data, Chicago?

>>55180016
Hmm weird. I remember there being some weird delays like this recently. Only a few hours into the evening not a whole weekend like now. My memory isn’t good enough to remember how the price reacted then though.

>>55180016
Sus

>>55179910
try it its great and comfy

>>55179874
It's MOASS time.

>>55180016
what the fugg that's weird

Speaking of CBOE the new kangz n sheit mayor of Chicago is proposing a $2 financial transaction tax which would nuclear murder rape anyone running HFT bots against CBOE. They cite Kenny and Citadel by name in this article.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2023/5/19/23730541/financial-transaction-tax-chicago-mayor-brandon-johnson-cme-group-jim-duffy-rich-miller-column

First non racist tweet from RC in a while. He must be in a good mood

>>55180046
MOASS time was 3 years ago. You missed it. Time to capitulate.

>>55180054
>$2 per transaction
>HFT operates on the scale of microseconds, to the point that physical distance to the exchange and the type of wire used to connect to it matter
>this would literally cost several million dollars per second per participant if implemented
Honestly, “nuclear murder rape” is probably an understatement. This would utterly obliterate an entire sector of finance in an instant

>>55180210
CBOE is THE exchange for options and futures in the US, too. So much derivatives fuckery would just be gone if this passed.
>which is why it probably won't pass, but still

>>55180054
this will never happen, but if it did I can only imagine the insanity that would transpire when the algos are all switched off to avoid a 30 second bankruptcy. All of that control, gone in a snap of the fingers the moment that law goes into effect.

>>55180263
They could still do HFT in New York or internalize transactions... but no hitting the CBOE ticker means most options based tricks are gone.

>>55180124
Sorry not at the slightest, MOASS is very close.

I have the strangest feeling that the market is going to crash this week.

MADE A COUPLE MILLION OFF A BRAND, MOTHERFUCKER, WE AIN'T EVEN GOT A LOGO

NO MOASS NO VOTE!

Is it too late to buy in? i'm getting fomo vibes.

>>55180054
It would be an absolute miracle if this passed, but anyone who understands the financial world should be in favor of this.

>>55180545
GME is 99% off until it hits a million dollars and becomes 98% off. You can buy in at any time and get a great price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUzkMiJFTgU

This man is literally pee pee poo poo shitposting and all of the dickshitter rimjobbi and Goldstein silverbergs are trying to spin it as this or that. Face it RC is lurking these generals and kekking bankies and shorties alike. No amount of kosher sirposting will change it.
>cry about it
>shit about it
>you lose
>WAGMI

>>55180557
A low-frequency, near-zero liquidity world is truly where we need to be headed. High frequency is problematic by itself but it's true purpose is to paper over the horrifying creature that the settlement system has become. Endless fields of brokers built on the corpses of failed trades and mile-long IOU chains ending with a Madoff on every corner.

After moass Im buying a gas station and a car that can dig tunnels, attaching the worlda longest hose to it (so I have infinite fuel) and then Im digging until I either reach china, or the hollow earth Aryans

>>55180816
For me, it's double bacon cheeseburgers. Every meal every day for years until it's a problem.

>>55181029
You will notice a problem very fast. Those burger buns makes it so you dont burn fat

>>55178657
This monday

Surely this will be when hedge funds lose all their heckin money

>>55180605
Best post in this whole fucking thread and might even be true lol, hearty chuckle

>>55180545
Well we only have 3 options
>dip to around $18-19
>stay at $23-24
>spike to infinitygajillionbillion dollars

Any given option has roughly equal likelyhood of happening and will give zero warning. So it depends on whether you're more okay with buying and going to $18 or not buying and missing 200 centrigazillifijion dollars.

RYAN DO SOMETHING. ANYTHING!!

>>55181093
They already lost all their heckin money. These banks are living off of loans and government action. It's like a car that's run out of gas, but still keeps rolling because of its momentum.

>>55181075
I just don't care anymore. I want double bacon cheeseburgers and enough weed to suffocate a man until I'm tired of both. These past few years dealing with all the bullshit and living like a pauper, I just want a dark room with my vidya and an unending number of stanky joints and big greasy burgers. Disappear from the world for a while, at least a solid year or two. Let all the fags try to one up each other stop existing until they're done. I don't really care if I never get over being as cynical as I am as a result of all of this if it means my kids have a better life, small price to pay as long as I get my doodoo stankums and porky cheeseboigahs.

>>55181133
Getting super fucking baked and being a fatass is how I've been coping with being broke and it's working great. If I had any more money I'd be obese, as it stands my idea of being fat is skinnier than the average person due to consistently putting all my dosh into new shares. I've eaten so much tuna and ramen I probably have mercury toxicity. Ready for this bullshit to be over.

>>55181118
Perfect analogy. We've just been rolling down a hill this whole time and only a few people have realized thwy can't hear rhe engine.

>>55181118
>>55181147
If hedge funds (which are not banks btw) fail they wont close their positions though. Soooo what's the plan here lol

>>55175911
>>55175922
double checked.
double wagwi.

>>55175933
the projecting fag is at projecting again.

>>55176340
based

>>55181162
Their obligations go up the chain, which if they fail will go up the chain and so on until we hit people who can print money.
>but then inflation
Then at worst I will be able to afford the $500 bread.

>>55181162
>which are not banks btw
The sales department at a company isn't "the company", but if people find out that the sales department has child sex slaves chained up in the office, the company gets in trouble for that.

>>55181133
Bankers so suicidal about our job called saving money they can’t print and playing video games that they’re here to condemn their fellow bankers

>>55181208
The Fed is checkmated into creating a GME buyback facility or due to short-short bullet swap obligations being buck (broken) passed around globally will cause cascading defaults on every single market on the planet.

A simple gallop down to The Tendie House and exchange 1 GME to set you up for another 5 years of adventure are assured or the Fed becomes the harbingers of the apocalypse, with Kenneth, Huang, Yellen and Powell becoming The Riders.

>>55181263
JP has been pretty staunch on not backing down rates. Maybe he would be willing to allow the musical chairs to finally stop. It has to happen eventually anyway.

I like Jews the way I like my chicken: decapitated, stuffed with garlic, a silver rod through the torso, and roasted in the oven until perfectly crisp.

>>55181288
I prefer my chickens to be forbidden access to the talmud and for their synagogues to be replaced with buildings that actually benefit the community.

HOLY FUCK COHEN DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN TWEET

>>55179876
Have you tried out candies?

>>55176047
I read this in the tune of All Star - Smash mouth. What has the internet done to me

>>55181425
Hey now.

>>55181436
My GASTRO ONCE TOLD ME

>The Screeching Schizo is back & hopping IDs

>>55181476
I 'member when these threads would call out the samefagger with screenshots of his nigger behaviour

>>55181488
>Has never posted a screenshot of his shares
>Continues to act like a shill, talk like a shill and beg for (you)s like a shill.
Just a shill of the 42pbtid and Keith calibre.

>>55181521
But keith holds shares and is an OG holder from literally day 1 and has posted his holding several times and it's 45 not 42.

I'm just gonna buy a bunch of slags from Fashion Nova and make them do such disgusting things that they all turn into lesbians.
WAGMI

>>55181526
Not since getting rugged on BBBBYQ. He went all-in.

>>55181578
No he didn't kek, your desperation to make it canon is fucking hilarious. He's posted his bong ISA and CS holding so many times I don't get how you think you can lie so badly

>>55181537
This webm is why I hate women. Fucking ruined a McDonalds burger for no reason. Why? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP A BURGER FOR INTERNET CLOUT!?! Men sacrificed their time and effort to produce that burger; men had to farm a cow, grow wheat and assemble it. FUCK WOMEN!!!! When I'm rich from GME I'm going to ban women

>>55181679
mcd is fucking disgusting and you should kys

>>55181707
I never said I liked McDonalds or said it was great. Post your women hands, now.

>>55181133
For me it's sous vide steaks, vegetables, fruits and a plethora of other home cooked meals. I'll only eat 1 meal per day though, as fasting is necessary for me to get to the level of health necessary for living a long life.

>>55175911
kek dumbfuck baggots

>>55181537
You won't ever be able to do shit except jerk off to porn baggot

>>55180646
>Endless fields of brokers built on the corpses of failed trades and mile-long IOU chains ending with a Madoff on every corner.
Read this in Tyler Durdens voice. Very comfy.

>>55181584
Please share Keith's portfolio and the whereabouts of Keith.. Be sure to give him a reach around while sucking his cock in this thread for everyone to see.

>>55181133
>>55181141
I’m in the same boat as you in that I’m broke and all in on GME. However I think you gents are doing yourselves a disservice by eating like shit not doing much. Try walking 1 mile every day before breakfast. Preferably outside, but a treadmill is fine. Listen to a podcast or nothing at all. I recommend hardcore history. Do this every day for at least a month and see how you feel. After that, add another mile. Continue until you’re at 3-5 miles a day. I guarantee you will feel better and want to do more with life. Moass probably will happen this year but we’ve been saying this every year so it’s best to live your best life while you wait. God speed, frens.

>>55182056
If you guys haven’t fucking figured it out already, Keith is purely an AI generated character utilized to further this psyop. No he wasn’t made by the CIA, FBI, NSA, NGA, DIA or any other 3LA in the US. He was created by the orgs that exist in the shadows. The ones in their subterranean bases, airgapped from society by a magnitude of miles.

>>55181800
The only veggie a white man needs, is a potato, mushroom and all types of onion. All other veggies are niggertier and wont give any benefits compared to meat, dairy or fish.

>>55182165
>The only veggie a white man needs, is a potato, mushroom and all types of onion.
Add carrot and celery and I MIGHT agree with you.

For me I just want a harem and a chef. Play Vidya, sleep, dump my load into some fresh and tight whenever I feel like it and kek everyone else and put things on billboards ppl don't like till the day I die.

>>55182274
I feel like I would be letting myself down if I didn't build at least one giant stone pyramid full of treasure for anyone bold enough to brave the traps I set.

FUCK ALL WOMEN
YES, EVEN THE MEN

>>55182022
>Read this in Tyler Durden's voice.
For me, it's Edward Norton. If there's ever a TRUE documentary telling our story of what went down with GME, it must be him who narrates it. His voice is the exact tone and vibe of a GME hodler who has seen all manner of Wall Street (((chicanery))), was redpilled on the attempted / almost fully realized plan for the world's permanent financial enslavement, and just wants to see it all come to a grinding halt.
>It's_all_so_tiresome.png

>>55182022
>>55182497
Oh and fucking checked.

Interesting

kek desperate sunday morning baggots

>>55180210
Finance is inherently parasitic. They do provide a service but the more the service costs the worse off everyone else becomes in the system. There is no benefit to having the service cost more, and the growth in the finance sector is coming at the expense of everything else. That's the ultimate problem for finance, creating a more efficient product makes them less money. They have to create inefficiencies and raise the cost of the service in order to grow themselves.

>>55183081
All finance parasites are middle men who offer nothing of value

>>55176340
>I don’t care what Phil Collins says

>>55183411
checked

>>55182165
Tell that to an Italian or a Russian. Post moass I'm gonna have proper FIBROUS AND REGULAR shits and there's nothing you goyslop eating bitch tit havers can do to stop me. My garden will be full and plentiful!

>>55183411
Even if anon doesn't care Phil cares what you think

>>55183425
you just know this delusional gigaredditnigger is narcy enough to stalk this general to read posts about himself
imagine being immortalized on the internet forever as a gigantic bald manlet faggot incel retard
trying to tune out the keks while desperately waiting for his kingjew to start muh moass
i would unironically rope
>inb4 j-slurs
financially speaking of course

>>55183440
Getting proper fat content is more important for quality shitting. Fibre isn't necessary and is associated with constipation. Meat only fag here who has the best shits of his life since the switch.

Um baggie bros? Our response? Funko pops are the future right?…

>>55183507
For me, it's assorted nuts and trail mix. Ever since I started eating those my shits have been creamy and come out like soft serve

>>55183507
I'll be eating copious amounts of meats and the only bread I'll eat will be bread I make myself.

>>55183567
have anons absorbed the pajeet culture and now center their discussions around all things poo-related?
>inb4 these threads have gone to shit

>>55183567
For me, it's 17 mcdoubles and two fry boats with some spicy mussy and hot sauce. Eat that for breakfast as soon as the kitchen switches to lunch, then go back into town a few hours later and pick up a nice pie from dominos and some beer on the way home, give it about 24 hours and I'm dropping a shit the size of a pringles can in the tank of the toilet at the corner store. Felt like I was giving birth to a 10lb baby in that motherfucker they're gonna need gloves and a pressure washer to get that shitter to run right again. I've upper decked those assholes once a month for the past year and they still haven't figured it out.

>>55183640
One time I had a shit so thicc I had to stick a finger up my asshole and gape it myself to get it out. Thought I was going to have a brain anuresym right there on the toilet trying to push it out

There’s 200K of us. That’s actually really cool. The bible mentions 144K people that WAGMI so maybe some will sell and others will be in the infinity pool. I really hope I make the cut

>>55183683
What does the King James version say about the 144,000?

>[3] And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. [4] These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.

Will will be redeemed sirs

>>55183702
>These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.
Uh bros? I feel called out

>>55183595
RC made a tweet about his gastroenterologist a few days ago.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>55183702
>they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins
Damn, they have us down to a T

>>55183702
>which were redeemed
SER

>>55183702
>the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. [4] These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.
sounds like the 'jeet shills they send
>and no man could learn that song

>>55183567
That's messy gross shit. Mine come out clean and solid and easily. Fibre is bad for you. Stop listening to the 7th day jews.

>>55178615

>>55183779
It’s all metaphors and stuff. The song is DRS and we are the virgins because our intentions are really good and pure. Abraham, Jacob and Isaac were the original schizos that WAGMId and none of them were literal virgins

>>55183869
>69
verily, it has been foretold

>>55178884
not all of them, just the important ones on documentation.

The 144K will be from the 12 tribes of Israel and their mission will be to spread the Gospel. Pretty cool.

>>55183869
>tfw I am a literal and metaphorical virgin

In order to seal the world away from the gods and so avoid the hells and damnation the Inchoroi believe they must reduce the population of the planet to 144,000

Lads, I asked the girl next door out for a date, she said "urrrrrgh, men!" And then walked off.

If I get MOASS tendies, how am I now going to get a girl who was to be with me, not for my money? Thx.

>>55184250
build one

>>55183779
>meme magic

>wake up
>open 4channel
>go to /biz/
>search GME on catalogue
>it's the same thread as last time I looked
>wonder why
>look at international news
>Over 300 killed in one of India's deadliest train accidents
kek shillies
WAGMI

>>55182073
What the fuck is this bullshit comfyposting in a fud thread?

Gtfo

>>55184472
Actually pretty sad, desu

>>55184536
yeah that poor train

>>55184472
>300 dead
So it was a 2 car train then?

If riches increase, set not your heart upon them.
Psalms 62:10.

>>55184574
If riches increase, go fishing
Anon 13:37

>>55184602
Why is she fishing without a reel? Genuinely curious desu.

>>55183702
>During Pride month
I think I know where this is going.

>>55183081
Had a thought the other day. The more people need a good or service, assuming that there is a supply to cover the demand, the lower the profit margins should be, just by way of each transaction contributing to price discovery. Finance should have razor-thin profit margins. That they don't is a major problem. It means that the cost of simply transacting is deleterious. It's no surprise that our economy implodes regularly.

>>55184620
I call it a cane pole but there's probably an actual name for it, but it's basically just a basic stick and string pole for when you're fishing on a bridge, dock, river or anywhere else where you don't really need to cast it and you can just plop it in the water.

>>55184566
>the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed
trains is hard job

Why don't the other seven deadly sins get their own month? Oh wait, in the world of finance every month is Greed Month and in America every month is Gluttony Month.

I hate you stupid fucktards so damn much. You are never GMI.

Does anyone else feel like DRS is actually the Human Instrumentality Project?

>>55184833
what is DRS

MOASS on the 7th

Assuming book worked and we have a 100% increase in DRS and only have 50% left of the float to register, how do you think it will take to DRS the entire float after that?

>>55184620
a lot of fly fishing rods don't have reels, don't know what they call it

TWO WEEK COUNTDOWN STARTS TOMMOROW

>>55184858
Direct registration, it's an alternative to brokers if you're from smg or something. It's a market structure thing.

>>55184816
we already said WAGMI so you're too late, can't undo that

>>55184927
You said it three years ago and still haven't made it. Nothing for me to undo, kek!

>>55178589
Digestive theme so liquidity issues on SHF side. I would assume slight ups. May 2022 is the possible exception to the rule so it's probably more accurate to say the size of the run is proportional to the size of whatever their problem is (GME was 1 day off being RegSHOd in the May/June - the borrow rate was sky high and they were using ITM calls and puts to execute reversal trades to clear FTDs from the May run and they actually broke it into 3 anyway). It's usually been small though so that's what I'm expecting - based on essentially nothing, I think ~$26.5. It looks like the standard May run of the FMAN cycle was broken up over the entirety of this May which is extremely bullish since we've not had a proper run for over a year. They're doing everything possible to avoid any longs making a single penny on this stock, and the level of control they have to exert reeks of desperation.

They don't even dare short hard any more, they're mostly just selling tons of calls to push it down (and selling puts to stop it tanking too hard), they don't wreck us with puts like they used to because it creates too many ETF and options obligations. It's the one disagreement I have with strict flat theory - I don't think the price will necessarily flatline as it may be in an uptrend or downtrend but the volatility will... until it doesn't.

At any rate, RC obviously has access to more information than us since he only tweets about definitive movements; I'd assume he or the people he's working with can actually see all the details of their order books and trades as they make them. Take October 13th's market reversal after CPI, that was tweeted 2 days before (sex tweet re inflation so hits CPI, inflation swaps and run all at once). I note that he's tweeted closer to events recently too, probably so they can't dump the price after his tweet but before they run it since he knows options players make moves off his information.

>>55184858
It’s literally the most antisemetic event since the Holocaust

>>55184996
>>55184996
>>55184996
Threaded.

>>55181171
WGAMI!

>>55184771
July is unofficially Gay Wrath Month.