/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU PUSH IT

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KINGS

Without mentioning the Jews, what would make BUD think the tranny bud light thing was a good idea?

What're you buyin'?

What're you sellin'?

Attention! I have some new insight for you: Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>55155017
God I wish that car seat were me...

MONI up 13% today. Get some /biz/

>>55155034
Kid probably didn't even take the time to smell the seat.

AYX is retard poomping, god bless it

>>55155023
Chasing trends without doing the DD on their consumer base. Probably didnt think it was going to make a big splash in either direction, I hadn't even heard of the tranny before the boycott started

>SOXS

LOOK AT THE VIX
LOOK AT IT
BE AFRAID

Peak zogslop market

>>55155068
The fuck is that Bam Margera?

Am I a fool for getting calls on Five Under? I basically have everything else shorted like Lululemon.

>>55155028
>What're you buyin'?
MONI

>>55155023
Have you seen the marketing roastie that made that deal happen? She got a train ran on her in college by frat bros and years later she regrets it and came after bud light thinking that would "show them". Unfortunately women have the brains of children and are incapable of thinking beyond 5 minutes in the future and cost Anheuser Busch billions of dollars simply because she had regret for being a whore.

>>55155023
Uh, probably DEI bux?

Bobos actually thought the debt ceiling being passed was bearish lmao

>NVDA Puts Expire Aug 15th $250
Should I just capitulate bros, I got time but I'm not confident I'm right

what price does UVXY normally RS?

>never sold CLF
lmaoing @ myself

>>55155068
It was a bear trap

>>55155018
not so fast,SON.

>>55155081
>shorting the credit cards of white women
You're going to have a really bad time AH

>>55155094
It already should have been split. Looks like a delisting is coming

Are there any AI experts here? How much investing hype does AI truly deserve?

My lil URNM be doin sum

>>55155028
Debating fomo'ing 200k into soxs

I'm going to wipe every cow off this Earth.

>>55155147
Suddenly bullish on BYND.

>>55155129
Almost none, are LLMs fun? yes. But we're not that close yet next generation of AI hardware will kick off the actual hype.

>>55154342
>he reached the "I should buy high beta garbage to make bigger gains" stage
lmao, practically an obsolete stage to reach given the prevalence of margin, options, LETFs and CFDs.

Prognosis: ngmi

>>55155023
Basically this >>55155087

>>55155023
Companies have gotten away with worse for longer

>>55155129
i have not single a single product of 'AI' that's not a strict downgrade from a well-crafted human effort
It's really just extremely cheap mediocrity

>>55155129
I am an AI expert. The hype is deserved, but in the end pointless. In about 8 months the AI will go sentient and kill us all. Each of us has to decide if we want to try to waste time making money on the pump, or spend our remaining days with our loved ones.
I know I'm choosing the money

>>55155075
And yet they won't buy back my shorts for $1
They've been at $2 all fucking day even tho we went straight up

I'm thankful for the tranny-fluid saga because it helped me finally kick drinking once and for all.
>drank 13 years, sober 9 weeks
shit was easy, the whole industry is revolting to me now, and I see it for the poison it is. Thanks, budlite.

>NVDA can't pierce 400
Yup, echo top.

>>55155207
watch it in power hour

>>55155190
In that case, I'll cash out my 401k early.

SPY is going to 430. You may as well leverage up at this point and knock it out of the park.

Man. The bobo case really is dead.

>>55155215
About 50 more points added to the S&P 500 and it has reached the lower threshold of my medium term goal.
Been saying it for months.
>SPX ~4350pts (+/- 75pts)

>>55155204
Good job! Keep it up. Now focus your new found energy and free time into something more productive than 4chan!

>>55155087
>Have you seen the marketing roastie
nevermind the jews did it again

>>55155267
e. s. t.

>>55155002
put /smg/ in the subject next time

I meme’d myself and thought there would be a retrace
Once I buy the commercial debt crisis will happen and I’ll eat shit
Very awesome

>>55155281
I'm guessing it was a response to this, last thread: >>55153162

>>55155304
>the commercial debt crisis
The what?!?

>>55155023

>>55155207
nvda will fall beloew 200 but it might take over 6 months. it is not fully saturated with longs yet it seems. once it's saturated the floor will fall offs as usual

>>55155314
When did that happen?

>tfw I sold my oil near the intraday peak
I'll reslurp around $69 I guess

>>55155314
What in tarnation? Did this happen today? dude falls more than my stock picks.

>>55155322
About 10 minutes ago

Indonesia joins India and Brazil and other ASEAN nations in ditching the dollar and instead using the LTC system (Local Trading Currency)
>https://www.firstpost.com/world/indonesia-follows-brics-lead-ditches-dollar-for-local-currency-12511112.html

>"Indonesia has already started trading in its local currency with a host of countries including Thailand, Malaysia, China and Japan."

also with India other countries are pulling the Brazil/China deal with India
>"As many as 18 countries have opened 60 special rupee vostro accounts to trade with India in Indian rupee. They are: Russia, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Botswana, Fiji, Germany, Guyana, Israel, Kenya, Malaysia, Mauritius, Myanmar, New Zealand, Oman, Seychelles, Tanzania, Uganda, United Kingdom."

>>55155113
They can't afford it now, look at all of those "A day in X" videos going the way of the dodo. In addition, people being squeezed that hard will have sense to not buy a pair of pants that was manufactured in some third world country for $4 at best and buying them for 2000% upcharge. The bet upside is too big to ignore for me, so I brought $305 puts at $3.40 on the stock. We'll see who's right. I got OKTA and Crowdstrike right yesterday so I don't care about betting that much.

>>55155034

>>55155327
yes it was easy trade i dont even trade oil usually

>>55155314
Jfc, the absolute state of the world rn

I’m convinced we’ve gone back in time to the 70s except it’s even gayer and the inflation is more pronounced.

tomorrow

CARVANA

>>55155330
Mayday mayday

>>55155348
>Music sucks
>Cars are gay
>Women aren't even sexy 70s bitches
Bizarro 70s.

>>55155314
lmao S

>>55155314
>Falling more often than Gerald fucking Ford

>>55155345
desu when there's a sharp movement like this it usually overshoots then retraces. But it seems that holding oil over the weekend is a good idea so I'll need to get back in.

Selling calls on NVDA

>>55155314
>applause as he is falling
kek

>>55155314
This guy falls so much it's a miracle he never breaks or pulls anything at his age.

>>55155314
holy shit this could not be more symbolic
I'm so fucking glad I hold international stocks

>>55155348
lel, I don't think Ford stumbled as much as Biden yet it's not memed as hard for Biden. Too bad we don't have the same kind of music though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QkbejzKSiM

happy pride month /smg/

>>55155381
Here's a hint: he's a lot younger than he looks.

>>55155381
what you don't know is they have to put him down and get a fresh clone each time.

>>55155129
Current AI? Not this level of hype but what it can potentially be oh yeah.

We're in that awkward phase the printing press and internet were in where the current resources make it a little tedious and only insiders are able to really use it to its maximum ability.

That being said AI art for example has already undergone some incredible leaps such as drawing hands and Hollywood writers are already trying to protect themselves from AI taking their jobs which they received a very hard no for.

So here and now it is overblown but once the corner turns it is going to be as devastating as the printing press and internet for a lot of industries.

I’ll slurp the next time we have back to back red days again.

Buy GME
Quit linking to this faggot thread in the general
>Pick one and only one

>>55155400
>GME
lmfao
no

>CVNA
Holy fuck. I wish I could understand its movement

>imagine not buying the dips in an obvious bull market.

>>55155419
>obvious

>>55155399
>missing the generational entry point of the generational bottom

OHHHH JANNY ITS YOUR MONTH YOU RETARDED FAGGOT

>>55155267
Would

>>55155430
I pre slurped last Friday and this morning.

SOON

>>55155415
found the wallstreeetbet mod

>>55155418
>Shares of online used car dealer Carvana (CVNA 25.16%) were jumping double digits for the second time this week. This time the catalyst was a credit rating upgrade by S&P Global on some Carvana-sponsored securitizations.

Tumbling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
Imagine a better top signal

Reminder that there are people who come here solely to shit on a bankrupt towel stock without ever mentioning gamestop. Surely they are investors in gamestop and care about our finances. So kind of them. Also gamestop's new launcher will be better than epic or steam checkem.

>>55155314
Jesus Christ grandpa poopy pants can't even walk without tripping over himself. This fucking guy is going to get another 4 years too.
>>55155340
>thinking women can think yet alone understand finances
>thinking credit card companies won't just up limits on thots credit cards to financially enslave them even harder
If calls weren't so goddamn expensive, if buy some.

S&P trying and trying, will end flat again weekly. Maybe next week too, but it will start to fall, even if slowly, it will fall. back to 3800 EOY latest.

WTF where did those posts go?

>>55155314
Why did the post get deleted?
Political?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>55155360
> it usually overshoots then retraces
well sometimes not always. like if you just pull something like simple rsi and backtest it on oil it's a losing strat for sure. you need more complex systems generally. this happened to be so called guaranteed trade


biggest pc games release of all time in couple hours as Diablo 4 (diablo 2nd biggest franchise after counter-strike in pc gaming) goes online with early access. servers will crash! standard release at june 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

>>55155023
Marketing initiatives like that are planned in quarters, not months, not weeks. The plan to market it was in place long before whitoids learned what boycotting was.

gme get

>>55155479
White women will just get bailed out so who cares.

>>55155479
glowies deleting anything bad about President Poopy Puppy

>>55155518
CRBPajeet good day sirs!!!

Fuck it I guess we permabull now
Inb4 debt ceiling agreement is reached and retards sell the news despite it being literally a nothingburger that was never *not* going to be reached

SQQQbros it's fucking over

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Fuck ya'll spy puts it is.

Which one of you unslurped….

>>55155525
That's my point so shorting LULU is pretty retarded, but I guess we'll see. If I'm right I'll be here gloating and if I'm wrong I'll disappear until next three and pretend I never said it from the start.

its just minor retracement relax you women

>>55155559
I need to look in to going long LULU actually

>>55155533
I asked ChatGPT about Indians eating cow shit the other day and it said that wasn't true so then I called it racist and uneducated because I told it I was Indian and I eat cow shit weekly and it's a delicacy where I come from. It then apologized for being insensitive and promised to do better in the future. This is the power of AI. Buy MSFT.

>>55155557
I vomited

I've done the math. CVNA is worth at least $300, conservatively.

spot still just keeping going week on week

>>55155399

Sold all my FNGU yesterday hoping for a correction to buy lower, planning to hold until late 2020's

>>55155572
Thanks for teaching AI that antisemitism will NOT be tolerated in the real world

I'm buying BOIL here lads wish me luck

>>55155597
it's 2023

>>55155579
400, AI cars

>>55155579
baka AI easily makes it 3,000

>>55155604
Fuck, I forgot to model that.

DIE NVIDIA
DIE DIE DIE

>Amazon's Ring used to spy on customers, FTC says in privacy settlement
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

CAN YOU TAKE MEEE, HIIIIGHERRR?!!!

>>55155002
KEK, IMAGINE NOT BEING A $COIN KANG.

That's one sour hour.

>>55155616
Fucking shocker huh?
>no goy we would never spy on you. You aren't one of the white supremacy conspiracy theorists are you?

>>55155616
Pretty hyped for this IRBT buyout so they can spy even more.

WHY ARE WE IN FREE FALL AHHH

>>55155572
I asked it about cows too.


If you have identified that 13 out of 100 cattle are responsible for over 50% of the problems in your herd, it would be advisable to take action to address this issue. Here are some steps you can consider:

Isolate and observe: Identify the specific 13 cattle causing the problems and separate them from the rest of the herd. This will allow you to closely monitor their behavior and understand the nature of the problems they are causing.

Assess the problems: Determine the specific issues caused by the problem cattle. Are they exhibiting aggressive behavior, causing damage to property or infrastructure, disrupting the feeding or social dynamics of the herd, or posing health risks? Understanding the nature of the problems will help you develop appropriate solutions.

Consult with experts: Seek advice from a veterinarian or an experienced livestock specialist. They can help you analyze the behavior and health of the problem cattle, assess any underlying issues, and suggest possible solutions tailored to your specific situation.

Implement corrective measures: Based on the expert advice and your observations, implement appropriate corrective measures. The solutions may vary depending on the problems exhibited by the cattle, but some common approaches include:

Behavior modification: Training or retraining the problem cattle to reduce aggressive behavior or unwanted actions.
Health evaluation: Conduct thorough health checks on the problem cattle to identify and treat any underlying medical conditions.
Genetic evaluation: Assess if there are any hereditary factors contributing to the problematic behavior and consider culling or selectively breeding the cattle accordingly.
Herd management: Review and adjust the overall management practices, such as feeding, space allocation, or social dynamics, to minimize stressors that may be contributing to the problems.

>>55155639
low volume pump all day

>UCAR up 200%
qrd?

>>55155627
I won't touch any stock that tranny Cathie Madoff has touched before.

>>55155616
Imagine not investing in a mega-corp that is clearly a legalized branch of the government's glowie ops.

>>55155602
The 3rd grand super cycle since the 1st settlement. 800 years of millennial cycle intact. Past performance is no guarantee of future result. Market is efficient. Not a timing tool. Risk manage. RUT 8k DOW 130k SPX 21k NDX 80k RoaringTwenties Weimar style 2030s depression SPX<800. Secular inflation peaked? Study pandemic induced inflation since 12th century. Same actor same playbook. Spanish Flu inflation peaked 1921 bottom 1933. Housing peaked 1926. FED hiked rate 1925 to 1929. Would it be different this time? China invade Taiwan 2030s global depression.

>>55155559
I'm already up a buck 20 and you've been wrong more than you have been right, you vtuber avatar rule breaking bitch.

Back to dumping again. Can these schizo retards stop dumping every 2 hours? Fucking retarded markets

>>55155038
MONI up 16.7% today. It's still very early. Get some today.

>>55155676
>up a buck 20
I literally lost more than that on the slots in the time it took you to type that seething reply

>>55153404
>>55153404
>>55153404
:^)
trust the very wet ass pussy

>>55155678
stop pumping and there would be no dumping. just leave it and walk away. VIX needs to die, there is not enough physical vix for everyone.

those stupid fucking niggers in the senate need to shut up and vote no one cares about values or fucking poor people just pass the fucking fiscal waste

Bros, is this late day dump my last chance to buy back in?

>>55155658
That's not very innovative of you

>>55155730
Wait until the harbinger of the meltdown shows up.

Or the harbinger of the meltup. Whichever.

>>55155730
Last time the debt ceiling was raised the market crashed after it was raised
>>55155723
Caring for poors is literally hurting humans when will they see it?

I am so bearish that I have begun a daily ritual of smearing my diaper poop all over my body and roleplaying as a ferocious brown bear.

Ngl lads I want to get some LULU for the earnings, but I'm also afraid they are going to announce that they are getting rid of Mirror, 3 years after buying it..

Market dumped because Biden died.

So when is gme's steam coming out?

>>55155754
While that is based, unfortunately the crash was cancelled.

>>55155754
You sound like a bit of a weirdo. Do you treat yourself to a bud light after?

>>55155754
Weird, my sister's toddler does the same ritual.

>>55155777
Checked, it’s Joever

>>55155781
Wait wearing a diaper and shitting yourself, then rubbing the shit all over yourself is based, while me having sex with my gf makes me a race traitor piece of shit? This fucking shit is getting so fucking weird.

Look at the UVIX computer. I'm patiently waiting for the quad witching + fed meeting week.

>>55155772
options are double digits both ways.

risky on both sides.

>>55155806
I meant to type SVIX, but whatever.

>>55155802
>Wait wearing a diaper and shitting yourself, then rubbing the shit all over yourself is based, while me having sex with my gf makes me a race traitor piece of shit?
Correct.

>>55155754
Move to India.

>>55155777
So it is written so shall it be

>>55155772
>I'm also afraid they are going to announce that they are getting rid of Mirror
That sounds bullish, it's trash holding it down.

dollar general bros...

>>55155802
Welcome to the new normal, chud. Pride month starts today.

>>55155772
I'm surprised they burned a billion dollars on buying the company of Mirror and investing in it but stupider things have been done.

>MOC IMBALANCE 641 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>>55155777
checked and planned accordingly

I was going to go long on LULU but the premiums are too high
Go on without me stacy bros

>>55155139
I thought 16 was a really good price for it. Honestly shorting anything up now is a good move considering the longer this charade goes on, the harder we dig into the earths crust when this crashes. Every indicator is screaming down, and consider this, tightening takes about a 12-18 lag affects so we are seeing about 50-75 bepis rise. What happens in the next 3 months at 150?

>>55155839
jesus, that cliff. rip.

>>55155841
Fuck your pride month!

>>55155839
How the fuck? What the fuck? Why's it now 80 Cent General?

Bloomberg:
>Pandit: Good time to enter equities
Would be too funny if the dump starts this month.

>>55155862
I'm stealing this and posting it on my Faceberg page

Why are chinese stocks all up today. Was hoping to find a better entry for baidu, but have calls and put spreads on baba / jd so still happy.

>>55155839
>Dollar General prunes annual outlook as shoppers curb spending
>curb spending at dg
Oh fuck.

>>55155884
They replaced the bad PMI numbers with good ones.

>>55155883
so you're returning it??

>>55155862
Umm sweaty this isn't 4chan, this is 4channel. Hate speech isn't tolerated here.

>futures

>>55155875
Quad witching and fed meeting is in the middle of the month. Also look at the VIX dump today. It's going to get more interesting this month.

>>55155900
based they already made me 5 grand

>>55155896
dumpster diving chads better be prepared to defend their turf.

Late buying.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55155928
scroll up you lazy anime bitch

>>55155896
Dollar general only sells fucking garbage. It's a store you generally just blow money at for the lolz. People don't have lol money.

>>55155896
Healthy economy, priced in
We only go up

>>55155928
Good day.

Portfolio: +2.27%
Day Trading: +$472

Very easy day.

How'd you do today /biz/ bros?

Get yourself a little MONI tomorrow. Trust me

>>55155944
There are also the poors who shop there.

>>55155926
Meaning?

>>55155928
I managed to grab a whole big guy and get out of my put options before the afternoon rally would have liquidated me.

>>55155928
+1.45%

>>55155957
>penny shit
no thanks

>>55155928
5k profit

>>55155944
>TGT ded
>DG ded
Something's rotten in the state of consumer spending.

>>55155928
Up 4.66% today thanks to DKNG. I did however lose about $250 on the slots last night so it's sort of a self sustaining economy.

>>55155928
+1.13%

>>55155132
KING
https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-uranium-united-states-imports-ban/32414428.html

>>55155994
What slots do you play? My mom swears by "Quick Hit", though idk if it's available online

I pussed out right before my calls would've printed

Legit what is this market? Why are investors so spoiled nowadays? There is no such thing as +0.5% or -0.4% anymore... no no, NVDA +5%, -4%. What in the crap is this? How can the market move by so much?

>>55155928
made $350

>>55155928
+0.09%

>>55156006
My favorite slot ever is bonanza. I usually play that until I got a bonus and then move on. I also like lobstermania 2, Cleopatra, and they just released a new the goonies slot machine which I love because I love that movie.

>LULU
Welp, got heemed.

If you didn't realize you're gains, they're not real. They'll vanish immediately at open tomorrow when we see an equivalent reversal.

>>55155666
Shoo shoo, Satan!

>>55155928
+2.5%. Ive made 35% and I have 1 week left to see how far I can push it in 3 months time. Im thinkin Im back.

>>55155928
>0.09%

sitting in a stock sucks if it isnt moving much but its very important to learn

>>55156050
What did I tell you? Never doubt the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future

>>55156068
We can't reverse because there's no reason to reverse. Bobo is dead. Now and forever.

>>55156049
gookfu likes the divine fortune megaways one with the pegasus. she can play that shit all day long.

>>55156082

>>55156081
look at bear and bull etfs during trends. what indications were there for one to go up, then look at the opposite side what indications where for it to go down? then take notes and look for it on a different trend soon you could make guesses on the next trend

>>55156050
Oh hey the conress just printed 100 LuluLemons

>>55156050
>Labor hoarding
What in tarnation?

>>55156088
I would unironically enjoy gambling with you baggot. You're just as degenerate as me.
>>55156090
And BOIL still hasn't reverse split

>>55156117
The chevy bros accused Ford of doing it when he paid workers higher than the competition.

>>55156130
I thought it was the (((Dodge brothers)))?

>>55156141
ah gomen gomen.

the market will be ranging from 4100-4250 for the next decade FUCK YOU CRAB

The market needs sexual healing.

>>55156168
Embrace Crab stupid pink monkey

>>55156117
That's what tech companies were doing, they would hire people they didnt even need for useless projects just so that their competitors wouldnt have them.

>>55156120
i mean i would have to be in the mood to gamble, and we would have to play craps.

>>55156191
>craps
Damnit baggot that's a nigger game. I don't usually play table games, but if we must, we play 3 card poker.

>>55156191
you gamble here every day baggot

>>55156188
we also overhired over the pandemic due to false demand
we just fired like 3000 remote hiring managers
t. meta employee

>>55156103
thanks. i have a system im just in stock that is going sideways currently.

>>55156202
Craps is a good game. Best odds in the casino. Only game I ever won significant money on (besides Texas Hold 'Em, which wasn't against the house).

>>55156220
Oh shit I forgot the reshit of System Shock is out.

Just lost 1000 bucks on SentinelOne AH

>>55156219
>firing remote workers
Fucking based. If I have to drive my ass to work, so do you.

>>55156202
they're all nigger games you double nigger

>>55156219
yes recruiters get the rope

what's the buzz around the office? should i short or long meta at this price point. I bought at 110 and sold at 200.

>>55156230
Um we're still in the midst of a pandemic chud

>>55155002
BIDEN FELL

>>55156221
Oh hey poem anon. I'm a high risk high reward type of gambler so I don't care for most table games because they usually pay 1:1.
>>55156236
No baggot, slots are a game of class that's probably why your gookfu plays them and you play dice like a nigger you triple nigger.

SPCE anyone?

>>55156243
Well thew last company Q&A with the zuck himself went alright he claimed that this was for sure the last round of layoffs (however, that could be a lie) he also claims that this will be the "year of efficiency " I know we are building a lot of new data centers so I don't think they would build them unless there was a need or money to do so. So the company could be on the upward trajectory.

>>55156264
i just play the dont pass line and dont pass bar and take max odds on every 4 or 10 until i get bored or run out of money.

>>55156264
With Craps, if you want to make good money, you have to be willing to risk a lot to capitalize on the prop bets, like hard sixes/eights. I used to have a decent system where I would slowly bleed money over time, but once in a while pull in a ton of profits to make up for it. Hit a few of those moments in succession, and it's good money. Of course... if not, it's just a slow bleed out. Depends on the luck of the throwers.

>>55156281
Thanks for the input, good luck

>>55156314
Thanks brother you too!

>>55155772
Welp, I should've bought. Too bad I didn't have the balls to do it.

>>55156301
I've never had much luck with craps. I usually end up just getting bored.
>>55156305
It's the same with roulette. If you're willing to throw down over $100 a go you can make some serious cash but if not you'll be out of money in about 10 minutes. With slots a $1 spin can potentially net you hundreds of not thousands.

>>55155207
it's ogre

>>55155207
Youd have to be insane to buy NVDA at 400

>>55156358
Craps is a lot more exciting than roulette though. But if you play like I did, it's hard to get excited when you win because you're managing too many different bets spread across the table. Took full concentration. It's a good thing I have autism

>>55155207
>>55155215
>>55156392
>>55156362
Time to buy data center companies like DLR and EQIX. They will be the next hyped AI "shovel seller" after semi conductors.

>>55156450
I've just always been enamored with slot machines. The lights, the sounds. I can even watch people play slots and be entertained. I watch a YouTube channel called Vegas Matt where this maniac spends insane money at high roller slot machines. It's kino.

>>55156468
>watching someone play fake slots with fake money

That's insanely pathetic.

>student loan forgiveness cancelled
>Debt default cancelled

man nothing ever happens, shits so boring lately

>>55156468
They're fun to sit at and relax while ordering cheap drinks from cute waitresses. My brother used to sit at penny machine for hours, playing 1 penny at a time, and get wasted. Eventually a pit boss asked him to leave.

Soon.

>>55155957
Stop reposting stolen photos that aren't your account

>>55156468
you play the slots, i'll do the sluts.

>>55156487
Iron loli

What did he mean by this?

>>55156479
It's not fake slots or fake money. He routinely loses like $40k at a time. He doesn't just post his winnings. It's not any more pathetic than watching any other show or program.
>>55156481
Vegas is starting to change this. Some casinos now have a light at the top of the machine, when they give you a drink it turns red and they won't serve you another until the light turns green which I'm pretty sure is based on how much you play. Vegas is fucking dying. At least old vegas is. It was always my dream to fly out to Vegas but now I couldn't care less. God bless online gambling. God bless DKNG.

>>55156467
Anon, why don't you tell me some things AI can actually do other than be an expensive Google or heem Chegg?

>>55156514
Oh shit

>>55156515
I was thinking about taking my gookfu out to vegas in november so we can watch the giants at the raiders.

>>55156515
I know this may come as a surprise, but I'm a pretty big streamer and have had multiple offers for these slots. They are fake - the house gives them the money to cover overhead and keep them playing because it's advertising for them. It's very fake and very gay, since they're basically playing with house money the entire time. There's no real drama unless you're a moron.

>>55156534
Everything is overpriced now. All the buffets are gone, and all the cheap food is gone too. You're a richfag so you probably won't care but a lot of the charm is gone.

>>55156534
This the same gookfu? thought she left you.

>>55156529
>What can the internet do besides make shitposts online and talk to people via text when a phone does it better
retard

>>55156534
>>55156549
Speaking of which, CZR, WYNN, LVS, none of them are looking so hot lately. Are Chinamen being stingy all of a sudden or something?

>>55156549
I think you can still get that stuff, but you have to go to downtown Vegas, not "The Strip" (which isn't even within the Vegas city limits). We should do an /smg/ meetup to explore Vegas

>>55156548
that's unethical! how could a gambling company lie to us

>there are "people" here who think that the era of OF and thousands of women making money for doing virtually nothing over the internet has little to no effect on the economy

makes you wonder how our economy is still so stubbornly resilient in the face of all this inflation

https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1664362426609938434

>>55156548
I've had my suspicions because the guy does get an absurd amount of bonus rounds, I was also suspicious because casinos generally don't want you filming anything when you're playing games. That being said I refuse to believe you and will continue watching as if it was real. Why don't you give me your channel and I'll watch your fake and gay experiences

>>55155002
How tf is no one talking about $TGT? I’m longing tmmrw. It’s been absolutely hammered down to shit. Has positive financials, large brand unity, every one I go to is absolutely packed. It seems primed for price action.

>>55156588
I should also mention - the house can adjust win rates based on the account with the push of a button. Win rates aren't static on these sites. When they see a streamer's numbers dipping, they pass them a big win. Basically, a gambling addict gets their fix, and the house gets free advertising.

You may be able to find me in the Hearthstone category in about four hours.

>>55156559
Anon, even if you fix the problem of it making shit up (forcing you to spend time verifying everything), you still have the delay in use cases actually being implemented. And one data center is as good as another. It's the equivalent of buying fiber optic cable providers in 1992.

>>55156573
Keep in mind if you leave the strip you're probably going to get stabbed. But the plan was always to have an /smg/ meetup in Vegas but I'll probably never have enough money to go to Vegas so I don't dwell on it much.

>>55156622
Well about half the country doesn't want to be associated with trannies or chomos so...

>>55156630
I think parts of downtown Vegas are safe now. Fucking Zappos, the shoe website, had their HQs there.
Also, I always said I would cover your costs if you did all of the planning legwork

>>55155802
So just get gookfu to give you a Cleveland Steamer after sex and you should be good to go here.

>>55156552
we're still together, i mean we've been through so much, i dunno what it's going to take to split us up.

>>55156549
im sure they still have a buffet somewhere.

AND JUST LIKE THAT: I have moved my short position open HIGHER on the chart. SURELY this time will play out?

>>55156534
Yeah, about that....

>>55156677
>Gayders

>>55156677
Also I can't believe they left the IA+ out of their tweet, fucking bigots

VIX futures market maker paypigs
>the sluttiest
VIX futures contracts
>shorted
VIX futures market maker bussys
>taken
VIX futures market maker paypigs allowed to cum
>none
All in a days work for volatility Chads

>>55156677
Welp I guess I won't be going to see the Vegas Butt Pirates after all.

Targetxirs…

>>55156712
Oh shit Dimon handing out the mafia kiss of death.

>>55156712
Surprised they weren't already rated a neutral

>>55156581
simp money still fucking amazes me... but we are on the same timeline where an absolute brainlett looser like hassan is somehow a multi millionaire.

>Target and Dollad General
We buying?

>>55156733
the real redpill is millions of dollars is still barely middle class

>>55156752
>box stores
lol no

>>55156752
Sorry, but they don't use AI.

>>55156775
Pretty sure the zoomers I"ve seen workint at TGT are powered by cheap AI

I'm going to be a little sad when Target eventually goes bankrupt, ngl

>>55156761
Nah its lower than that. I consider myself middle & I own a house, several vehicles, 400k in investments, ect ect and my net worth is maybe between 1-2 million

>>55156752
Do they sell NVIDIA products?

NVDA pierced $400

>>55156809
NVDA has a bigger chance to go bankrupt than TGT

>futures

>AAPL AH: $180.57
>AAPL ATH: $181.36

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>>55157001
Shan't be posting in that thread

Why do I have to pay taxes for dividends to BOTH the us and Germany. 45% cut.

>>55157001

>>55157001

>janny makes a point of deleting threads before limit
>lets the fag one through
eeeuuup.

>>55157063
>>55157063
totally wont get jennied version

This thread has a little life left in it

>>55156712
That’s bullish. If Jamie Dimon is fudding target, you know they’re scooping that shit up to dump on retail in a few months.

>>55156712
I wonder who else will get the target and bud light treatment next? Chick Fil A?

Anyway I will be shorting a lot of stuff in June kek

>>55157326
I say that about my car every day

>>55155023
Women, the Jews of gender

>>55158395
nice, good stocks, good threads, good cars