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>>55133085
two words: ai stocks

>>55133085
Two words: new job.

>>55133085
>Great Anon! You got 4% this year! Most people only got 3% Congrats and thanks for the hard work!
>CEO got +12million bonus up from last year

fucking kill me with this cooperate bullshit

I got a 14% raise

Two words. 3d printing and weed stocks

>>55133085
>3% raise
>when inflation is higher than 3%
lol you got a pay cut

>>55133085
The secret
https://youtu.be/BMtb3SVfPaw

>>55133085
Now look up inflation, subtract 3% from whatever inflation is. And that’s how much of a pay cut you got.

i get 2% annual raises
:(

>>55133085
If I get a good review they literally double my end of year bonus lol.
They can also take 25% if I do poorly though

>>55133085
I’ve received no COL or performance raise this year
I want to kms but I am too lazy to find another job. System working as intended

i got 4% raise in my call center and i can't stop slacking off (100% WFH)

>>55133085
We must all do our part to combat inflation. Thanks, goy

>>55133085
I got laid off this year from my $150k remote software engineering job and found another job just like it that pays $200k.
You won't get paid more for being loyal, OP.

>>55133085
I never had a performance review in my life.

>>55134858
How about combating inflation by... Well, I wanted to say "not printing all that money", but the system just collapses if they stop printing, so there really isn't much that they can do to stop inflation.

>>55133085
If you have at least 3 years job experience, you can easily get whatever position you have at a senior level at a different place or same position for 10% more.

reminder the death of the middle class isn't a meme. they're hoarding all the wealth by doing a financial spirit bomb from what was the middle class

>>55134936
That would work in a normal economy but nobody is hiring

>>55133085
>raises in 2023
You're supposed to job hop to increase your pay or stay where you are and actually lose money from inflation.

>>55133085
maybe you should think about unionising? oh but I guess the jews run that too and something something rather get fucked by corpo yadda yadda I'm based not cringe etc.

>>55133085
idk if a bull market will save us but our lord JESUS will
I literally got a 2x with JESUS Token last week, the school of life taught me that I always have to take shelter on Jesus so I did, now I'm holding because it got discounted
also team is kyc'd so I trust them

>>55133085
I didn't get a raise a single year I've worked at this new job. 2 years. Just 25k in stock options which have fallen to 16k in value

>>55133085
My raise this year was 64 cents. I went from making $21 per hour to making 21.64. I'm in my mid 30s I want off this fucking ride. It took me this long to get a job I thought I'd get right out of college

the piddly raises mean nothing to me
I don't even care what my pay is anymore

I will leave when it will hurt them the most, because I genuinely hope they suffer

>>55134936
>or same position for 10% more
no you cannot
even prospective employers expect you to move up and you will end up with more responsibility by hopping

>>55133085
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>>551372511
Why didn't you make it last bull run?