/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh little toad, I told you jannies what will happen, it happened and shilling on this board is a major waste of time with a Alpha Griever that has too much time and too much capital
you can just delete it

>>55124864
I know you still hate your job

>>55124864
How did you get that job I want it too

imagine being cannon fodder in any war ever
that's what OP is but in "peaceful" times

>>55124928
Just quit when the shooting starts

>>55124897
I mean I'll quit when I get rich lol, but it's definitely the most chill job of them all. I do still hate getting ready aka waking up at x hr, preparing food and shit at x hr, and showing up on time, but other than that I'm good once I'm there
>>55124910
Luck. Only the night shift jobs are chill and even then, not all of them. You need to luck out with a location where you basically just babysit x thing. Ideally some yard, amazon parking, a church, etc. Something like that

>>55124864
Lol the thing most low tier wagies don’t understand is that the job often becomes easier and even more chill the higher up you go. Office wagies who make 6 figs barely do anything either. And if you fuck up and get fired they give you a nice fat severance of tens of thousands of dollars. I will literally get 1-2x your annual income as a lump sum payment if I somehow lose my job

>>55124864
I make $130k a year as a remote DevOps engineer and do barely an hour of work a day.

>>55124959
Kek literally this, but really I'm not expected to do anything anyways since I'm not an armed guard. Worst case scenario I call the cops, but nothing ever happens

I have a friend who makes 150k a year doing that but just with IT systems.
He monitors them and if an alarm goes off he has to either reset it or call some other guy.

He says he can go insane from the boredom at night though

>>55124970
>Lol the thing most low tier wagies don’t understand is that the job often becomes easier and even more chill the higher up you go. Office wagies who make 6 figs barely do anything either.
That's such bullshit lol. No one I know with high IQ jobs have chill lives. They have mountains of work.
Plus one reason I don't care about "careers" is because I know I'm going to get rich in the upcoming bull market anyways. Oh no! You make 2.5x my salary after taxes! Literally 1k into a shitcoin can obliterate a high IQ wagie salary in like a month or 2 lel

>>55124864
I'm a wfh code monkey making 4x that and I spend most of my day fapping

>>55124986
Too bad I'm not high IQ enough to do CS. Sounds comfy
>>55124971
Very rare. The cs guys I know are stressed

>>55124996
>Haha I have figured it out all I need to do is win the lottery and I win!
LMFAO at this cope

>>55125106
You're new, aren't you? Bull markets are easy easy money with alt coins and meme coins. I technically had a chunky 6 fig portfolio during 2021. It's true, I fucked up, but I'm not making the same mistake of bagholding when I see weakness.

>>55125133
>This is how the unskilled think
BAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I take comfort in knowing there will always be people like you to serve fries. Hope you reach those 6 figures bro, come back here and post where you are in life 5 years from now. Dazzle us with the gorillionaire crypto life!

>>55125238
*This is how experienced people in the markets think :)
Shit, you're seething hard. If you hate your job that much, just quit.
>Hope you reach those 6 figures bro, come back here and post where you are in life 5 years from now.
I literally had mid 200k in 2021 lol after 3 years from 2018 lol. I technically had the chance to be in 7 figs ahhad I not sold my alts for btc or leverage traded. My 2031 portfolio probably dwarfed your portfolio if you even had one.

>>55125265
>2031
2021
anyways always funny to me with normies that haven't experience crypto bull markets in real time think the shit I'm saying is unrealistic, lol

>>55125265
>lol I literally lol had mid 200k lol in 2021 lol after 3 years log from 2018 lol.

>>55125303
It's true though :)
I had about ~230k during the november peak of 2021. Are you mad because you've never tasted that much money at once before?

>>55125314
>Are you mad
No, I'm laughing. You write like a teenager.
>>55125314
>because you've never tasted that much money at once before?
I have more equity in just my home than that.

>>55125387
You have a shit job. I have a chill job. You're probably like double my age LOL. Also fuck your equity. If you're paying a mortgage, the hone isn't yours :)

>>55125387
Btw if you don't retire before 30, you already lost in life. What's your age?

>>55125396
>You have a shit job.
My job is goddamned awesome.
>You're probably like double my age LOL.
Double the IQ, for sure.
>If you're paying a mortgage, the home isn't yours.
Owe less on it than you make in a year. :)
>>55125406
What's your age, peckerwood.

>>55125474
>My job is goddamned awesome.
Cope
>Double the IQ, for sure.
What's your age :)
>Owe less on it than you make in a year. :)
What's your age :)
What's the total worth :)
>What's your age, peckerwood.
I asked first, faggot

>>55125474
Wait a second
>peckerwood
Millennials don't use this so you're probably gen x. Fucking hell, that's sad. How the fuck did you screw up so bad that you didn't retire by 30? Were you just fapping throughout your 20s and 30s? Kek

>>55125474
Here's the funny thing too, retard. Next bull I'll be a millionaire. And guess what :)? Instead of working for mr. Goldberg for life like what you've done, I'll be wholesaling and making your yearly salary in like 2-3 months time among other shit. Fuck talk about a lack of ambition on your end. Your dream is working under someone for life? My job is just a temporary pit stop, but you made it your identity LMFAO

>>55125513
>peckerwood
The term originated in the antebellum South.

Retire by thirty? Where did you get such a notion? Oh, /biz/.

>>55125579
Oh, faggot. You just admitted you're over 30. Probably 40-50s. You fucked up so bad. Good news is even your dumbass can retire next run in crypto, but I get the feeling you're a normie so you're probably more of a stock/metals kind of guy.

>>55125597
>You just admitted you're over 30.
Was it my literacy that gave me away?

>>55125630
No, stupid.
>Retire by thirty? Where did you get such a notion?
This = cope. You're coping by saying "not retiring by 30 isn't failure" which clearly shows you're over 30.

>>55125630
Btw your ID is very fitting. Fucking bug, lol

>>55125655
You seem upset.

>>55124864
>I make 30k a year and I'm happy because I get paid just to be a warm body
Lol I make $76k doing this working as a government contractor in a cube farm. There's so much red tape and bureaucracy that the job is inherently slow and low stress.

>>55125681
Bruh, you're really saying this to me? Your first posts are literally you seething because I have a chill job aka because I'm lazy.

>>55124864
u ever get pussy?

>>55125655
>>55125681
The suspense is killing me, when are you two gonna kiss?

>>55125683
Well those jobs are rare. In truth I did waste time in college and had opportunities for better paying jobs as a result, but they were all stressful as SHIT. Not worth. Jobs like yours are a rarity. My brain just hates working hard for jews. Simple as. It's not even the work that gets me really. I just hate people and sadly they are basically unavoidable at most jobs. Especially superiors. Fucking assholes all of them. Egotistic pricks. Luckily you don't need to be in the top 10% to gain capital to invest with. Easier to retire with more capital, but not a "must" in the markets.

>>55125695
On the job? Nolol. I'm alone there. It's the best part.
>>55125715
You caught me. I have a crush on him :3

>>55125689
>Your first posts are literally you seething
>>55125303
>lol
>seething

>>55124864
Your job sounds kino.

>>55125746

>>55125762

>>55125731
no i mean in general

>>55125536
>>55125513
>>55125496
You dont sound happy at all.

>>55125597
You're talking to a pseud nigger lol

>>55125799
CAN I get pussy? I have 10/10 looks and never approached women. They approached me, BUT my brain is weird because I'm simply not sexually attracted to 99% of people even if they are objectively the cream of the crop. I remember 2 times in high school where 2 chicks literally reached for my dick in class (freshmen year and another in my senior year) and I slapped their hands away. Had like 2 crushes throughout my life that reciprocated feelings, but I was too shy with 2 of them (in high school) and messed up the last relationship I was in. In total maybe like 2 dozen chicks flirted with me. The last chick for instance approached me and gave me her number. We talked for months and went out a lot, but I just didn't feel sexually attracted (she was like an 8-9/10). I even tried to brute force attraction by conditioning my mind (by imagining her in a sexual way), but I couldn't feel anything. The chemistry is either there day 1 or it's not gonna develop. I also remember in my first job there was literally a line of chicks that were hugging me goodbye when I was let go LMFAO (it was a temp job). I doubt those in particular were "attracted" to me.. but in the same time it was a but random lol. Tb'h I wish I wasn't like this. I don't really give a shit about being a virgin since I can lose it with someone random if I wanted to, but I'd rather not waste my time unless I think I can wife someone. In other words I'm dying alone.

>>55125866
I am. I just get heated in arguments sometimes.

>>55125133
>It's true, I fucked up, but
a tale as old as the free capital markets

>>55126049
Lol

No I'm poor, I make 0 dollars a year and I'm an american nearing 40 years old.
I'm extremely unhappy.

>>55124864

2.5k gross is 1/3 of one paycheck for me. im down with ur vision my man but you gotta make more money to flex. 30k is under minimum wage in most cities

>>55126216
I get paid to chill. Most jobs aren't like that. Plus end of the day I can get enough capital to make yearly salaries in a single spot trade by the end of the next bull market anyways. If I didn't see it as a realistic possibility, I'd just become a teacher.

>>55124864
>While you guys work high stress jobs
cope

>>55126237
I get paid to nap, breh

>>55126247
You get paid pocket change to nap and a dude in my warehouse makes literally 3-5x your pay to stack pallets on top of each other in a forklift...

What's the point of this thread?
And why are you samefagging it to bump it nonstop?
Activities all time low, I measured the posts per minute and there's no way this bullshit dumb thread is this truly active.

so what's the point?

>>55126285
>and a dude in my warehouse makes literally 3-5x your pay to stack pallets on top of each other in a forklift
aka working his ass of for 12 hrs. Stop making it sound like it's the equivalent lmao

>>55126316
He is literally sitting on his ass all day with no stress or incentive to work hard and he is making double your money without any overtime and has full benefits.

>>55124864
Glad you're happy poor fag, that's swell.

>>55124864
>Work as call center middle management.
>Make $115k/year, + benefits
>Work approx. 25 hrs a week of real work on average, shit post, play games, go to gym on lunch, enjoy the work I do just fine.
>Work 50-60hr weeks about 4 times a year. The only stressful times, and it's more tedius than stressful.
>Own home, which provides privacy and comfort. Cost is in total $20k/year for everything.
>Have stay at home spouse to take care of everything casually and comfortably.
>Still have more money to invest than you do.
>Have no kids because I don't want them, if I do we can have them in the future.
>Enjoy easy life, could pretty easily get promoted to make $180k/yr if desired, but that'd be more actual work. Meh, we'll see.
>Started this job at 28.
You're a literal miserable cuckold. You have no legs to stand on terms in of bragging. I feel awful for people who "live" like you.

>>55124864
>No one is there too. Just me so I basically get paid to chill).

You sure about that OP?

>>55126367
>no stress
You've never driven a forklift or stacked pallets. You've likely never left your parents' house either.

>>55124864
I want to do that but with etfs instead of crypto could that work for me also?
I'm Ex-NEET and make less than that but also don't do much work at my kind of job

>>55126234
>I get paid to chill. Most jobs aren't like that.

thats a lie. many people in high paying careers have skills to APPEAR busy. they have stuff to do but it's not really like strictly 'job tasks.' i'll give you an example. like i said i make 250k/yr+ (variable bonus, so it's never the same). i have set meetings during the day but outside of those i manage my time. most of the time i'm not super busy except a couple hours of meetings. i block off time on my calendar for stuff, but i go to the gym, i go for a run, i work on my car, i do my taxes, i research for a trip, i learn a new skill, network, i read or shitpost on linkedin, whatever. then i spend some time answering e-mails, further massaging my calendar, and doing a little actual work to show progress. i'd say i could probably do my job's 'real tasks' at this current moment in maybe 5-10 hours a week. executives are the masters of this. they spend a lot of time doing THINGS but most of them are focused on themselves not the actual 'job' they do. it's hard to explain, but it's a huge grift in highly paid positions. once you reach a certain level, usually past middle management grind where you actually get shit pushed on you on both sides, you do whatever and just get good at marketing whatever it is you're doing. i don't remember the last time someone really sat me down and told me do something specifically. it's all very wishy-washy

>>55126480
I'm worth 0 but you couldn't pay me enough to do something like that.
My god that sounds so vapid.
I spend my days gardening and enjoying nature, I hate computers and being behind them only reason I do is to survive.
OP is a spamming faggot btw half these responses are OP bumping this thread, he has anterior motives ignore it.

>>55126448
He's a pallet guy you moron. That is literally the lowest stress job in the warehouse besides the security guards. I am also certified on every piece of equipment so I don't know what you're on about.

>>55125314
The way you state it as 230k quite exactly shows the reader you aren't larping.

However, we have to tell you, 230k is not alot overall. It's not a small amount, but it's not enough to brag about. Against normies/poor fags yes, but only because they spend every penny.

I can understand the comfy job, if you find it comfy good for you & I can agree with that.

I have 7 figs, it was all made from my business, I'm 25. 1 million USD is not loads if u don't own a home (like me, with parents), so I ain't bout to dab on anons like some big shot kek.

>>55126509
>certified
And you only drive once a year. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>55124864
While you’re selling your time I’m automating task for my business and decoupling my income from my time. I also live with my mom and only pay $325 in rent a month and make around $100k+ a year and can set my own schedule. I lwork” maybe 20hrs a week.

Get rekt leeches

>>55124968
You’re not going to get rich if you’re selling your time. I expect around $300k net to bank next year, while still rolling $325 in rent and doing 20 hour weeks. Decoupling your income from time is all that matters.

>>55126367
You seriously have no idea what you're talking about if you think it's low stress
>>55126427
>call center
>calls me the cuckold
That was my first job. Absolute trash to stay there for life lol
>>55126447
AAAAaaaaa-
>>55126480
Bullshit up the ass. 99% of jobs actually make you do shit and you're coping if you think otherwise
>>55126509
You're the moron if you think it's low stress. For fucks sakes, you are naive.
>>55126664
Cope. I did indeed hav that in 2021 but if you can't handle that, tough titties.
>not a lot overall
Except it is. With a single spot trade i.e. selling before trend reversals, it's enough to beat yearly salaries
>>55126796
It's not my end goal, retard. Next cycle I'll be wholesaling making your yearly salary in 1-3 months.
>>55126803
False as shit. I know because I TASTED the money. I's legit have already made it had I never leverage traded. You underestimate bull markets because you've never experience it in real time

>>55124864
Are you me? I get paid to do 12 hour shifts sitting in a car at night. Very comfy. Jack off. Watch youtube jeets get scammed. Watch dota. Carb up. I get 36 hours done in 3 days and just shit around for the other 4

>>55126509
The difference is, like this guy I show up to work, I go to sleep, I wake up, I go home. It would be like if your pallet guy also got paid when he got home and went to bed. I could easily run another job inbetween my shifts but I have other shit going on rn.

>>55127891
Dang I wish it was 12 hrs instead of 8. Tb'h I'm thinking of "working" on the weekend too. I saw some posts that go up to 25 an hr for saturday and sunday just to chill. With that it would bump me to 50k a year.

>>55127905
If I wasn't such a lazy shit, I'd start a wholesale business rn since really, our jobs aren't really jobs to begin with and we have all this free time to do whatever we want lol

>>55124864
Dude, if you don't expand your vision and think beyond your nose, you're gonna end up getting rekt big time! It's all about recognizing the power of technological superiority and riding that wave, bro. That's why it makes total sense to dive into RWA projects. They're pushing the boundaries and innovating like crazy, exceeding everyone's expectations. If you're looking for some sick investments, check out HiYield, BlockSquare, and MNICORP

>>55128161
Lower
Your
Tone
JewBot

>>55124864
Same, but wfh chad and I don't pay anything to my parents.