/biz/ - Business & Finance

No because the intrinsic value of the USD is 0, and every year it moves closes to that value.

no, because having the option to means i now know heaven exists.

>>55107420
Do Russians have souls? I've heard conflicting stories.

>>55107420
I would consider it for a $100 million upfront payment
Then after I get the money I would decide to keep my soul. You have to our Jew a Jew like the devil.
Thanks for playing Satan

>>55107420
no
what does that even mean anyway, "selling your soul". you have to go to hell when you die?

>>55107454
Yes, you go to hell for 100,000,000 years after you die and then you’re RNG reborn as a human.
The money is transfered to your account once you sign the contract.

Na. Also the "devil" isn't interested in your soul, fucking masonic pieces of shit. The One walking the tiles whose name you are misusing is going to gorge on your blood

>>55107420
>>55107436
>>55107437
>>55107443
>>55107451
>>55107454
>>55107512
>>55107590
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find
Don't matter what I say, only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet, but I finally woke up
If you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too

>>55107602
countering with
It might be too late for me to say goodbye
Might be too late to watch this sick, old city die
Go on the road
Yeah, I'm going to try to say
Sick city so long, goodbye and die.

>>55107420
Yea sure. Where do I sign?

>>55107420
>sells soul for 100,000,000
>get cancer and dies a month later
Yeah not worth it hehe

>>55107451
it's a binding contract that you can't get out of

>>55107766
checked
They fall for it every time. Making deals with some lower "demons" that enjoy a cruel joke.
One thinks that history has enough examples recreated in popular culture over the centuries by all kind of independent groups that warn people to not sell their soul to lower demons

Ze devil will be given the option to rent just like the rest of us.

Where's Adam's cock and balls? Or did they suddenly appear when he took a bite of the apple?

>>55107420
Nah, I read Faust.

>>55107420
>Sell soul to liar
>Jesus returns the very next day
Thanks for playing

>>55107420
>>55107454
https://youtu.be/oGFVySHbeqA?t=30

>>55107420
Yes, and I officially sign here if that offer is available ($100,000,000USD 2022 equivalent).

>>55107420
Nah, I plan on feeding my heart to the crocodile myself.

But anyways back to more terrestrial matters. There is a coin called Blackswan which a utility token for a AI trade bot that is powered by ChatGPT. Look into it at blackswan . biz

>>55108110
>Being able to read
you must be the smartest person in America

>>55107420
It's what the CEOs of major american companies do by supporting LGBT campaign. There is no way they think to themselves "Yeah I'm totally going to heaven from racking millions by telling people to cut their dicks and get ass cancer"

yeah im getting punished in this life anyways so why not get punished while being 100m richer

>>55107420
No chance