/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55095634
>tfw you will never fuck a Gerduo

By buying Quant. Chainlink is just a whitelabel of quant.

Who's the target audience for this shit?

>>55095755
Good question. That much artistic detail into a premise like that is legitimately deranged.

>>55095755
Nintentrannies

>>55095755
4chan

>>55095669
I have fucked the equivalent light skinned amazonian venezuelan, nearly a foot taller than me.

>>55096479
Story?

>>55095634
I look like this and hold LINK.

>>55095755
me

>>55097953
oh look, it's a chainlink cuck :}
fun to find one in the wild

>>55095755
Homos and trannies anon, it's always homos and trannies which is why we need to permanently remove them from our society. Financially speaking

>>55095755
Link sissies of course

>>55097953
2014, sos venezuela inbfull swing, backpage filled with bombshell venezuelan women.

>>55098227
10/10

>>55095755
Old Zelda fans will play it because it's a Zelda game, trannies will play it because of obvious reasons

>>55096479
manlet.

>>55098834
Im a 6'4 chad stuck in a manlets body.

>>55095669
>tfw never be a gerudo male for guaranteed amazon pussy

>>55095634
honestly this could be an actual game in this day

>>55095755
Fugtrup enjoyers

>>55095701
This is the reason why I need to sell my LINK for holoride. Stakers will have a fun day accumulating up to 27 ride, per day, per staked Platine Gen-2.

>>55099123
wish fugtrup didn't make so much degenerate shit like this, they put out some really solid animations

>>55095755
Me

>>55095669
Imagine being Ganon only male

I have busted so many nuts to Lady Urbosa porn. Nintendo made a goddess. God I can't wait for augmented VR/sexbots.

>>55096479
Im planning on a sex tour all around south america. Tell me some more.

>>55095634
Man. Link is supposed be a Chad, despite being a manlet. Why did they make him a gay bottom?

>>55095634
Sell it before it dumps even more.

What is the make it stack?

>>55098130
Banging traps isn't gay if they look and dress femenine, like the photograph of Link in the OP

>>55100519
By "they" you mean SFM coomer animators? It's because he's androgynous and a popular protagonist.

>>55100701
I’ve always related to Link cause he’s short, he’s bad ass and he slays all the females. Making him gay is kinda insulting

>>55098227
kek this shit was the first biz meme that made me laugh in 3 years

>>55100695
Thank you. There's nothing gay about being attracted to trans women. It's actually more straight than being into straight women. Women today are masculinized and anti-feminine. They cuck, demean, and swindle the men who fall into their web. It's actually gay for dudes to like modern women. What kind of fag would want to be humiliated and submit to an angry feminist? But trans women? Trans women are feminine and actually WANT to be women. They want to serve their man. They want to make you a more masculine man. Plus, they know what it's like to actually be a man and so know what you want and need and feel. There's nothing more straight and manly than having sex with a trans woman, submitting her to your will. In the act, her womanhood is not acted upon, but is rather made by the act itself, made real in the very intention of truth as you make it. What can be more straight than that? Meanwhile, all the other normies are busy being bullied and cucked and robbed by the nasty natal-females.

a new low for eth fud trannies kek

>>55095634
Just short link it's easy to make it

>>55096479
You could just say she was 5ft

>>55095755
White males (sissified)

>>55100730
not gay, he only sucks gerudo futa cock

>>55098561
>Backpage
I sleep

>>55095634
make hot gay link porn art and sell it duh

>>55096083
Hi

>>55101019
Based!
Furthermore, I'll add that any trace elements of gayness that could be associated with banging a trannie can simply be cancelled out by saying "no homo" as you unload in their bussy
If they are topping you, you both have to say "no homo" together to cancel it out
So there, traps aren't gay

>>55099084
Oh man imagine her at the sex party with the Somalian power lifters

>>55098119
>h look, it's a chainlink cuck :}
>fun to find one in the wild

>>55102367
Would pay to watch

>>55095634
OP’s pic is like a speedball for porn addicts. You’re an actual junky if you look at shit like this

>>55095634
It has taken them a while to bring something like this to light.

>>55098118
All chuds live this life

Invest in big btc, linkies love it

>>55095755
>>55096447
>>55103121
Low test bitch, I would make you bown and suck me off.

>>55101019
great pasta

>>55101019
Finally someone said what biz all is thinking

>>55096471
Unironically this.

You guys think Link could be a woman?

>>55095701
Already bagging Quant but I'll continuosly keep earning daily in the ride Gen-2 staking with QoWattEcosystem.

>>55095701
ENS and ORE are good crypto niches as well.

>>55100562
I'd invest in a self custody based token after selling it off.

>>55096479
>be me
>be ultramanlet
>all women are gerduo
I just need to find one with a kosher nose now.

>>55095634
Yea short it with blackswan

>>55095634
Link is the property of Big Gerudo Cock. Hylianbois can't please him. Simple as.

>>55095634
sell it now

>>55095755
I want to rape Link.

>>55095634
Link is the first trans hero. I think the artist intentionally made him look feminine in the skirt so girls could also see themselves in the character when playing the game.

>>55112105
Notice the hourglass figure, skirt, leggings, smooth skin and long hair.