/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55075743
>In a bank
>It's my money, right?
shiggy diggy

>>55075743
>he doesn't have a loicense to withdraw cash
ngmi mate

>>55075743
Oi, you got a loisonce to be withdrawing cash?

>>55075743
Independent of any hypothetical plans to "get rid of cash", this is the sort of thing someone would put up if everyone was freaking out and they wanted people to remain calm. The notice itself isn't a bad thing, they'd put it up regardless of whether were freaking out over something real or over something imagined, where it's obvious that it's a freakout.

I transferred my step bro some money.
a paltry 2k
The bank is currently auditing him for it.
They can literally check the chain of transactions and they're auditing.

You're literally better off keeping cash under your mattress than trusting it to a """bank""" these days. And with crypto letting you be your own bank, it's not even hard. Keep a month's worth of cash at home, the rest in crypto, and cash out bits when you need more cash, send to bank, withdraw as soon as you can, minimize exposure to the fiat system.

>>55075743
It literally is not your money.

When you deposit into a bank, it is no longer yours, it is legally owned by the bank. You are merely a creditor, and not an important one either.

>>55075743
OI

OOLROIT WHERES YER LOICENSE M8

>>55075965
Fucking why? Seriously you made a paper trail and now he's probably going to have to pay taxes on it, especially now that they're auditing it. Meanwhile you could have just withdrawn that amount in a week or two through atms, or all at once by calling ahead and saying you're going to the casino, and just handed it to him. And he could have spent it directly, so nobody would have known he got it from you and he would have had ZERO chance of getting taxed on it (other than sales/VAT taxes).

Why the fuck are people so scared of cash? I bought a car (this was years ago) from a guy and him and his wife just about lost their minds when I offered cash, then they wanted a bank transfer, then that was going slow so they wanted a check, but too late they had to wait for the bank transfer because they were fucking pussies who didn't want to get paid in like an hour, they wanted it to take a week.

I fucking hate cowards. Just use cash and crypto you pussy fucks.

>>55076038
I use cash for 99% of my transactions. It only took listening to some bankers and politicians complaining about not knowing who is buying what and why to get me there.

>>55076038
Can't spend direct, was for fees.
Would've needed ten days to make ten £200 withdrawals or a visit to the bank to explain what i needed it for.
The funny thing is that i've transferred way more before and they didn't blink an eye.

>>55076120
>>55076038
It's also worth noting it's 1k short of the gift limit.

>>55076120
Then you should have just said you were going gambling. Nobody blinks when you tell them you're going gambling, or to a theme park, or whatever. Just lie.

>>55076097
Good. If only everyone alive had such a healthy mistrust of government fuckwits.

>>55076289
I couldn't be bothered going to the bank anon.
I'm not an idiot, i know how to get money out, i'm just lazy.
And someone else suffers.
Jokes on them now.
I take everything out that isn't being used to pay something.

BUY SILVER BUY MONERO IT'S ALL FUCKED WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO WARN YOU IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE

>>55075743
>Hi, I'm anon. I called yesterday about withdrawing 10k, here's my card and ID.
>Oh, yes. What do you need the money for?
>I prefer not to say.
>I'm sorry we cannot give out money without validating this information.
>In that case please terminate my account immediately and hand over the entire balance.

>>55076646
You know that's not how it works. If they already refused to give you the money until you do what they say, you closing the account just means they'll give it over to the government to control until the government investigates and absolves them of all legal culpability for your future spending (which will probably take forever if it ever happens).

If you're going to be belligerent with register monkeys like that, I'd advise you to get a lawyer first.

>>55076646
>I'm sorry, we cannot do that. As you know and agreed to when you first opened your account, you are subject to the same Terms & Conditions as everyone else. These are put in place for your safety and security, and the safety and security of all other account members as well. If you would like to proceed with an account closure then please fill out this form. We will process it and update you on its status in 4-6 business weeks, as outlined in the Member Agreement.
>b-but I preferred not to say-
>Sir, there are others waiting in line behind you. If you have no further business, please vacate the premises.
>B-BUT THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STAT-
>Security, please escort this man out.

>>55075743
Can't find any source other than that orange-carrot paper picture being copied and pasted all over Twitter.

>>55075965
In my Europoor country the government has plans to monitor all transactions above 100 Euros.

>>55075743
so do you have a loisonce to make a purchase over 2k or is that not allowed either?

>>55075743
>It's my money, right?
no, actually. it isn't. new to how banking works friend?
when you hand over your cash to a bank it becomes their asset, not yours.
only a fuckwit keeps any meaningful amount of cash in a bank account lol

>>55075743
Is it even real?

>>55075743
>£
lol, lmao. leave faggot

>>55076866
>business weeks

>>55077489
just two more business weeks

>>55078565
kek. using this

>>55075827
They’ll never learn