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>hiring agent for a top 5 tech giant
>reading resume
>6+ month employment gap

Into the trash it goes.
Please stop applying.
>I have health issues
Then we don't want you.
>I fall into depression easy
Then we don't want you.
>my family is a constant mess and source of drama
Then we don't want you.
>I was to good for x job so I stayed unemployed
Then we don't want you.
>I'm in the reserves and deploy sometimes
Then we unofficially don't want you.
>I'm a lazy fuck
Then we definitely don't want you.
it is bad enough sifting through the bullshit resumes where people claim to speak 12+ languages and other trash.

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55065907

>>55065894
>hiring agent
>bragging about being a HR roastie on a power trip

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55065940

>>55065907
cope, chud.
You're un-hirable

>> No.55065998

>>55065940
I worked for you cunts before, never again. Self employment with a side of scam hustlery is far more profitable, I don't have to deal with hopped up morons like you, and I get to cheat on my taxes with impunity.

>> No.55066020

>>55065894
I’ll fuck your ass till it bleeds faggot and you’ll still hire me

>> No.55066040

>>55065894
total meme. Got my first proper job at 29 and they never even asked about the gaps

>> No.55066137

>>55066040
Getting pimped out isn't a "job" anon

>> No.55066285

>>55065894
>>6+ month employment gap
omg why do people keep lying on resume and going to theworknumber.com to have their information frozen so background checks turn up nothing. Lol its hilarious Im not even looking for a job and these people are so desperate to hire me.

>> No.55066441

>>55066285
What were you trying to imply?

>> No.55066781

>>55065894
>Then we unofficially don't want you.
kek

>> No.55066905

>>55066441
ok...um...anon...some of us actually do speak multiple languages. Not all of us are retarded.

>> No.55067844

>>55066905
cope

>> No.55067893

>>55065894
People like you need to be skinned alive i swear.

>> No.55067923

>>55065894
Lmao retard im about to have a 1 year gap on my resume. Just gonna work on some self study and solo project my last few months

>i took a break after 6 tears of working at a fortune 500 to work on myself and discover my real passions
>i have discovered my passion is <their company motto> and so i want to work here

E z