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SMG Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for oil shorts
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55056812

>> No.55060759
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the 15min chart is all you need+1or3min chart to peek into the 15min candles

>> No.55060762
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55060763
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predict market open

>> No.55060764 [DELETED] 

First for a life of poverty for all of us

>> No.55060767

copper dumping
dollar pumping

simple as

>> No.55060768
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>>55060762
>NVDA earnings tomorrow

>> No.55060769
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Green shoots

>> No.55060770

>>55060763
26 minutes from now.

>> No.55060773
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The Jewish Casino opens in 26 minutes!

>> No.55060781

Poots on UPST? Poots on UPST.

>> No.55060788

I'm gonna buy RIG and TDW and BORR.

Why? Because fuck you.

>> No.55060794
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good morning
fun fact bond yields are increasing and the 1 month and even LTT are spiking due to the US debt default risk

but stocks are going up! not a bull trap at all!

>> No.55060796
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>>55060676
Most have not a fucking clue how badly US has been spinning its wheels
20Trillion handed straight to boomers everyone else has their net worth robbed by 66% over 15 years
boomers got a 3.5% allowance from their Kids Grandkids every year compounded.

>> No.55060804

>>55060796
I fucking hate boomers

>> No.55060809

>>55060796
At least the trillions in defense spending got us Afghanistan retreat memes and cool movies like Black Hawk Down.

Social Security and Medicare were just complete wastes.

>> No.55060820

>>55060796
>just work harder and spend less bro

>> No.55060821
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>>55060796
>>55060809
thats whats insane, 50% of all dollars have been printed since 2010 and 25% since 2020 covid

that has NOTHING to do with the retarded middle eastern wars, its mostly welfare gibs handouts

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>>55060749
>Free charts:
>www.tradingview.com
SPX
>one update every 5 secs

>> No.55060833

>he baked

>> No.55060835

>>55060796
respect your elders boy

>> No.55060840

That's how the Jews front run you. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.55060842
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The debt default will end society as we know it

>> No.55060853
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>futes

>> No.55060855

>>55060842
If only Allah were that merciful.

>> No.55060858

>>55060530
>sold my oil
>it starts going down
easy

>> No.55060857

>>55060842
hyperbole aside it's another issue on top of massive inflation and weaponizing the dollar which is pushing nations to de dollarize

ASEAN just dropped it for local currencies and about 19 more nations want to join BRICS

>> No.55060859

FEDS WANT TO CRASH THE MARKET; AAAAAAAAH

>> No.55060862
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55060862

>may

>> No.55060867

>>55060842
tradwife status?

>> No.55060870

>>55060857
how do I invest in BRICS

>> No.55060872

Anyone following the Hollywood writers strike? Those motherfuckers make six figures and are literally demanding more. Sounds like a great way to get replaced by AI.

>> No.55060873

>>55060853
You just....eeeh.. assume?

>> No.55060874

>>55060870
ETF

>> No.55060880

>>55060870
Be the head of the Chinese Communist Party. That's really the only surefire way to profit.

>> No.55060885

>>55060870
at this point just hold international stocks and don't be 100% USA

>> No.55060886

>>55060870
South africa dropped hard today. I shorted it yesterday but closed my shorts. Was awake during the bump 12 hours ago (woke up in the night) but I didn't reshort for whatever reason. FFS, missed out.

>> No.55060891

If the US defaults I will personally suck the cock of every smgger

>> No.55060894

>>55060874
lay some tickers on me senpai
>>55060880
china and brics is going to overtake the US within the decade

>> No.55060899

>>55060891
Please be female (with feminine penis)

>> No.55060903
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>>55060767
Is there an /smg/-approved copper ticker? Asking for someone who wants to lose money.

>> No.55060904

>>55060886
What underlying?

>> No.55060911

>>55060903
>copper ticker
just buy futures lmao. FCX is the goto stock though.

>> No.55060912

I have a good feeling about today

>> No.55060917

>>55060894
VT
its always VT

>> No.55060921

>>55060749
What happened overnight?

>> No.55060923

>>55060903
RIO, BHP, FCX, COPX, SCCO...

>> No.55060934
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> US Treasury has asked agencies if payments can be made later - WAPO.

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>> No.55060941

>>55060934
oh no

>> No.55060946

>>55060921
I pooped a little

>> No.55060948

>>55060867
i was in bed playing Mega Man Battle Network Three (White Version) on Sunday watching the Golden Knights game, when my gookfu looked at me like that girl in the webm who washes the dude's hand on the train. Then like 10 minutes later she calls me into the bathroom and she's got a bubble bath with candles and music and she told me to get in. We ended up having sex in the bath tub, it was pretty cool. I got a little carried away there, should probably get back on topic.

SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY NVDA PUT OPTIONS BEFORE EARNINGS!

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Bullchads made fun of me yesterday. But now. Now the bobocels will rise

>> No.55060955

>>55060904
JTOPI, South Africa 40. I have to admit I'm not really into shorting it since it's full with gold and platinum miners. So should gold explode for whatever reason this fucker could still go up even though global stocks fall.

>>55060921
Debt Ceiling flew over your house

>> No.55060967
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>>55060835
>>55060820
I could but you see the thing is I am working harder and spending less.
If I wasn't paying for your dumb boomer ass the economy would be running a $1T surplus
With most of its citizens running at 25% debt service ratios
However if we add your bill to the ticket. In aggregate the average american man will only make $1000 surplus in my life.

>> No.55060975

Does anyone else not give a shit about bull or bear and just trades on like 5 minute movements at most?

>> No.55060976

>>55060955
On the other hand, South Africa's power grid collapsing shuts down those miners.

>> No.55060979

>>55060953
You know it's gonna get slurped up at open, right? I'm holding shorts to hedge the market just in case but this bull market seems unstoppable

>> No.55060982

>>55060967
work smarter not harder retard

>> No.55060987

>>55060979
Just in case IS THE CASE!!

>> No.55060990
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>>55060911
Checked.
>>55060923
Thank you, gentlemen.

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>>55060891
He does it for free

>> No.55060996

>>55060976
Yes, but this bullshit is being said since January. I shorted in January/february and then stopped almost right before the march crash (switched to DAX then). So the crash wasn't because of the grid problems.

>> No.55060999
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>>55060796
it's shit like this that makes me wish that people would have just chilled out about cuckvid and understood that it was a great opportunity to get rid of boomers

>> No.55061003

>>55060996
True, but while I have no particular insight into South Africa day by day, I can assure you that niggers always destroy things. Your AirPods, your neighborhood's sense of calm, post-apartheid nations... everything.

>> No.55061006

>>55060891
Fine but you have to kiss me after

>> No.55061010
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>>55060749
Puts on BB to short this retard
>>55008866

>> No.55061020
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>>55060999
The vaccines workd on old people. Killed young men in their prime. Boomer won that trade again

>> No.55061021
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Im short, but Im gonna slurp 0dte calls today to hedge

>> No.55061024

>>55060821
No, it's corpo handouts. The handout to the people went to servicing personal debt most of all according to the stats. That's deflationary by the way.

>> No.55061026

>>55060948
>like that girl in the webm who washes the dude's hand on the train
Sauce?

>> No.55061030
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55061030

Is book value per share midwit indicator or is it actually useful for setting buy targets?
>pic unrelated

>> No.55061035
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55061037
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>>55060767
Copper is definitely going down. No demand, too much supply. Housing production is also on the decline.
>>55060990
Interesting image.

>> No.55061038

>>55061026
i dunno, it gets posted in here all the time. never saved it though.

>> No.55061049

>>55061003
Yes, but the south african index is full with international companies (anglo). The power grid didn't have a large impact yet, if any at all.
Their currency depreciated a lot in the last months (a reason I stopped shorting, cause my EUR would have been changed into ZAR for shorting/or buying)..

Got no insight also and it's pretty china dependent (Naspers-Tencent).

>> No.55061059

>>55061021
And....... Slurped

>> No.55061060

>>55060990
Damn, that pic's ancient. It's the epic boobs image macro.

>> No.55061068
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reminder that the everything bubble is currently popping around you, but you have your hands over your ears and are not listening to popping sound
https://www.wsj.com/articles/home-prices-posted-largest-annual-drop-in-more-than-11-years-in-april-613f2d58
https://archive .ph/Qdbo3
>Home Prices Posted Largest Annual Drop in More Than 11 Years in April
>Sales of previously owned homes fell 3.4% from the prior month
reminder that home sales are seasonal - you expect to see increases going into the spring/summer season

>> No.55061075

>>55060796
>20Trillion handed straight to boomers
>boomers got a 3.5% allowance from their Kids Grandkids every year compounded.
In what ways? Like what are the tangible real world outcomes from what you're saying? I agree with you, I just don't understand what exactly that 20tril went towards, how it benefitted the average middle class boomer, etc. and would like to learn more

>> No.55061076

>>55061060
I stumble upon it a few days ago, hadn't seen it in a long time. It must be ten years old at minimum.

>> No.55061078

>>55061059
I mean is a bounce of 30% of the overnight drop really a slurp

>> No.55061080

>>55061076
Way more than that. I want to say 18 years if not more. That pic can vote now.

>> No.55061082

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55061083
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>slurped
>+.40 cents

>> No.55061085

I bought SPY put options with the Strike price of $420 and they are going to the moon! YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAW

>> No.55061088
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>>55061076
Found it
Definitely same girl but actually a slightly different pic. Amazing. This one was submitted in 2007 on ytmnd apparently, so my 18 years figure is probably about right.

>> No.55061094
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55061094

>slurped
>+45 cents after dropping 2.5 dollers

>> No.55061099

>>55061030
Book value was a good backstop for INTC, but you have to consider it might be gamed like any other financialized statistic. Generally though buying under book value "should" be free money.

>> No.55061107

>>55061080
Jesus Christ I'm old. I wish there was a time machine ticker so I could ruin my life all over again.

>> No.55061119

slurping these pre default cheapies

>> No.55061123

>>55060990
i wonder what those whores are doing right now

>> No.55061124
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CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>> No.55061126

>>55061088
Saved. Well done.

>> No.55061127
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>>55061024
>corpo handouts

>> No.55061129
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Muh heckinnnn sluuurrrppp
I hecking slurped mah dudes
Slurperino pupperinos

>> No.55061137

>>55061123
Collecting alimony and welfare on half-nigger grandchildren.

>> No.55061140
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>>55061068
not surprising considering interest rates have basically doubled in the past 2 years. an extra 500-1000 bucks a month on a mortgage is more than enough to price out your average person

>> No.55061144
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sell sell sell

>> No.55061156

>>55061088
Checked
That’s what you saw on the internet in 2007? We need to go back

>> No.55061157
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>>55061144
>>55061140
>>55061137
>>55061127
>>55061126
>>55061124
>>55061123
Muh heckin sluuuuurrrrrpppp

>> No.55061164

DEBT CEILING IS SELLING, BUT WHO'S BUYING?

>> No.55061165

>>55061127
>be big corpo
>government says they want to give money to small companies
>OY VEY
>oy gevalt, I'm a small company! In fact, I'm 500 small companies. Heheheheh!
True story.

>> No.55061174

>>55061124
>urge to punt intensifies

>> No.55061176
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55061176

Very Semitic

>> No.55061179

>>55061156
As much as I'd like to say that you and your ilk, who are the primary reason the internet got fucked, shouldn't be allowed to go back with us, actually everyone should get to experience what it was like between 1995 and 2005. What a glorious time.
>THIS IS VVHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOV

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>>55061176
Who is still buying silver?

>> No.55061202

THERE'S NO FLOOR
NO AMOUNT OF CASH WILL STAUNCH THIS BLEEDING
CRACKS THAT WERE SHOWING ARE BECOMING GAPING HOLES
HOLES THAT WERE EVIDENT ARE NOW CRATERING ABYSSES
WARNING SHOTS ESCALATING TO ARTILLERY STRIKES
YOU WERE WARNED. NOW YOU HAVE TO BE PUNISHED.

>> No.55061206
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Times running out, mumu. Snibs wont be here to save you this time.

>> No.55061211

>>55061200
Never stopped

>> No.55061213

Bobo Baggins

>> No.55061216
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SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.55061220
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BOIL transgenders...

>> No.55061223

VIX falling at last

>> No.55061224
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>>55061216
I did

>> No.55061227
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55061227

MONI bro's where you at? Get your asses into MONI now for an easy 20X this summer. Don't miss this. Prayers up for just one of my frens to listen.

>> No.55061231
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55061231

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>> No.55061233
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55061233

>>55061227
>I'm gonna moooon!

>> No.55061235

Services PMI is green! WE PUMP!!

>> No.55061249
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55061249

Why is oil shooting higher? Because Allah wills it.

>> No.55061250

wtf happened to Oil just now?

>> No.55061257
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>>55061179
I ‘membuh
https://youtu.be/5OIHVccVzQk

>> No.55061259

damn it, why did i not buy tesla

>> No.55061262

Need oil and oil companies to stop gapping because it drives gap fill algos nuts.

>> No.55061263
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>>55061250
Possibly this. Unlikely, but it would be hilarious: https://www.ibtimes.com/us-eu-lawmakers-push-depose-uaes-jaber-climate-talks-3695123

>> No.55061289

The market will continue to go decline until moral around the default improves.

>> No.55061293

>>55061263
its fucking amazing how bad biden's foreign policy is with the saudis
dude is going to single handedly kill the petro dollar

>> No.55061300

Cash gang waiting a good opportunity

>> No.55061316

>>55061293
>its fucking amazing how bad biden's foreign policy is
ftfy

>> No.55061317

>>55061211
Honest question, why not gold? Seems to work nicely nowadays... whereas silver is getting its butt kicked

>> No.55061321 [DELETED] 

anyone else has a family member who keeps falling for scams? my dad recently bought muln and every day this shit keeps tanking. im worried because i think he put a lot of money in it. hes the type to go psycho on you if you tell him hes wrong so theres not much i can do cause i dont feel like taking the brunt of one of his meltdowns. i just pray he already solded.

>> No.55061325

>>55061200
Now's a good buy point if you believe memelines.

>> No.55061330

>>55061317
remember when the jews convinced /pol/ to fight the fed through the purchase of silver coins for a 10%+ premium over an already inflated spot? lmao, stupid incels.

>> No.55061331
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55061331

SMG is slow today, must be all the suicides after this red morning

>> No.55061332

DE is getting wrecked these past few months

>> No.55061338

> AMD

are we eating amd bros?

>> No.55061341

these niggas can lag your software to prevent you from getting a fill... its all priced in

>> No.55061342
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>>55061316
Yeah, he's fucked up on all fronts. This is why you do not vote democrat.

>> No.55061353
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55061353

hi yes excuse me hi how do I get a refund?

>> No.55061359

>>55061317
>why not gold
it already topped out, bout to get heemed by bonds

>> No.55061362
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>>55061332
They're into that.

>> No.55061367
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55061367

>new home sales
lol,
lmao even.

>> No.55061371
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>>55061338
Why is it pumping so hard? What is up with semis? Is it that easy? Just buy any dip in semis and enjoy your +50% every year? Seems a bit too easy

>> No.55061375
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55061375

>Too scared to check the BOIL chart
How bad is it bros?

>> No.55061381

who the fuck is buying

>> No.55061385

>>55061367
Bullish for OIL

>> No.55061386

>>55061375
Well the good news is that the price *does* still start with a 3.

>> No.55061387

>>55061353
Just sign this paper and we will make you whole wagie.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1684850756801662.webm

>> No.55061394

>>55061375
3 dollarinos , we got BOILED

>> No.55061403
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55061403

>>55061375
i did a little averaging down on it this morning

>> No.55061406
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55061406

It feels like there is a Fed talk every other day at this point

>> No.55061408
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>>55061371
Just zoom out. It was that easy in the last 20 years.

>> No.55061411

>>55061362
Kek

>> No.55061412
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55061412

>>55061387
Being able to purchase a random Baalbuddy commission is one of my investment goals. Dude's fucking hilarious.

>> No.55061425

>>55061375
I sold at 3.60, I'm buying again below 3.

>> No.55061431
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55061431

>>55061387
ok thank you

>> No.55061435

>>55061342
>botched the afghan withdraw
>lets the hohols get invaded by the ruskies
>hampers american manufacturing capabilities by rejoining the climate change cult
>trys to take some manufacturing back from china but just pisses off our friendly nips and gooks
>doesn't hold the chinks accountable for the millions of covid deaths they're responsible for
>allows the chinks to gain influence in south america, instead of expanding upon the Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine.
I mean I could probably continue, but you guys get the point.

>> No.55061449
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55061449

>hate your family
>hate your parents
>hate your kids
>let them starve
>don't associate with anybody
clown world just got a little honkier

>> No.55061450
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55061450

>>55061403
AND
it just did
a
little
micropoomp
back upwards from my last slurp

>> No.55061462
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55061462

NVDA earnings predictions?

>> No.55061463

>>55061406
Yes, to make this fuckin market clear that there won't be cuts. That there might even be hikes if you faggots won't stop.

>> No.55061469

I am a god among men

>> No.55061472
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55061472

>another trading range day
Just gimme a breakout in some direction please

>> No.55061477

ZIM holders Jewed *again*

https://www.freightwaves.com/news/shipping-line-zim-gets-hammered-by-high-spot-rate-exposure

>> No.55061480
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55061480

forgot to post my trade

>> No.55061482
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55061482

>>55061472
we going down sweaty

>> No.55061483
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55061483

Why are my copper stocks going up? This market is insane. Not that I'm complaining. I thought I would get punished hard for buying copper but I'm up +40%, wat?

>> No.55061484

>>55061462
Not good/bad.
But it will still pump because of the AI hysteria

>> No.55061488
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55061488

>> No.55061495

We need to hold everyone who invested in Microsoft in the 90s accountable for aiding and abetting Bill Gates' involvement in the sexual exploitation of children!

>> No.55061502

>ZIM dividend cut
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55061507

>>55061484
I bought puts, and now I'm scurred.

>> No.55061509

>>55061435
He also basically rugpulled from russians and set the standard that its okay to steal from anyone we say is bad. That mentality will kill the petrodollar in a couple years.

>> No.55061515
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55061515

>> No.55061525
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55061525

I just need the ES to fill the gap, I don't give a shit where we go after that

>> No.55061526
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55061526

go down you fake and gay faggot market

>> No.55061550
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55061550

BUY THE DIP!

>> No.55061560

>>55061431
>>55061526
I can't make out the happy merchant in either of those images. Was AI all hype after all?

>> No.55061569
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55061569

>>55061550
this is one of those sell the dip kind of days, it's going to get worse before it gets better

>> No.55061579

buy kre, sell tech simpol

>> No.55061580

software laggy today...

>> No.55061594
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55061594

i slurped today

>> No.55061605

Starting to really believe CVNA is the best stock of 2023

>> No.55061608
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55061608

>>55061526
>>55061560
We’re close to the dimensional merge

>> No.55061607

>>55061371
ai needs more hardware is what one big boy said

>> No.55061609

>>55061594
install gentoo

>> No.55061623

my stock is up 5% today. brehs

>> No.55061624
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55061624

>>55061507
You bought puts on the single most influential AI company in the world? On the company that is at the absolute forefront of AI technology and progress? Well, we shall see, m8

>> No.55061631

>>55061623
My stock is up 5% too but I sold at 2%...

>> No.55061633
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55061633

IWM is healing. that means breadth is healing. that means. that means. markets is healing.

>> No.55061643

>>55061624
nvda isn't an AI company, it's a hardware and AI hardware company. This is important because software AI companies WILL have catastrophic dumps soon enough. But nvda will only get a normal-sized dump when that happens.

>> No.55061647
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55061647

>>55061507
>>55061624
what's funny is that even if NVDA fails to meet expectations, growth is slowing growth, every metric is bad, they can still pump, just because they can say in their earnings call
>WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE POTENTIAL OF AI IN THE FUTURE
the fundamentals don't matter when you're in a mania

>> No.55061652
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55061652

>>55061624
It's a small bet against the company. We will see who gets the last laugh.

>> No.55061655

wanna see me cause a $0.50 candle?

>> No.55061656
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55061656

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a BRAND NEW BULL MARKET!!!
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TAKE MY HANDS!!!! WE'LL MAKE IT!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55061677

>>55061631
it was up 6% yesterday. hope it keeps going up and i get money

>> No.55061698
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>>55061647
whats a bottleneck for AI

>computing power

what solves computing power

>quantum computers

do quantum computers even have GPU's

>no

>> No.55061705
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55061705

>>55061525
Qute Fauna

>> No.55061712

>>55061698
>whats a bottleneck
it's the narrow part where the cap goes

>> No.55061725

NKE volume just spiked as it challenged crossing 30 RSI. People seem eager to slurp this beaten-down fucker. Tempted to buy some shares when it does cross.

>> No.55061742

>>55061725
they're getting boycotted because of using men to advertise women's clothing. it's another classic case of "Get Woke, Go Broke"

>> No.55061743
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55061743

>>55061712
baggie are you excited for Fable of the Mirror Breaker to be banned

also buy SOXS

>> No.55061751
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>>55061705

>> No.55061760
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>>55061608
that image kicks ass regardless of the happy merchant aspect

>> No.55061764

should i sell PLTR now that i broke even

>> No.55061769

>>55061742
but none of the woke have ever gone broke?!

>> No.55061791
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55061791

faggots

>> No.55061794
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55061794

>>55061075
Stable economic growth is 2-3% a year. Thats say core growth. simple practical efficiencies that make things easier across the board. Think zoom calls vs business trips and meetings. Everyone having an interconnected network of cameras, so you don't have to have a draftsman or artist render your thing and mail the rendering to the engineers to make sure your building wont fall down. No more business trips for can tell at a glance work.

However if you're exceeding the growth in transfer payments your pie is in fact shrinking instead of growing. And atop that lets say you had a couple slow years and fast money like we had under obama.
Retirement age folks are what you'd call price sensitive consumers. So in 2010 or so they raised the optional retirement ages from 62 to 70.
So you've got a couple things happening with that. Old people clogged up the jobs market. Slowing growth. Old people are set in their ways, creating artificial monopolies. Harley Davidson has gone bankrupt 3x and sold out to foreign workers every time. So you're getting chinkshit with Made in America stamped right on it. You can see this in the grocery store isles too. Most of the food is hollowed out the boomer brands especially are almost entirely corn syrup and food coloring. It doesn't matter for olds b/c they're going to die, but to a youngling eating nothing but goyslop is ruinous. We've had the first decrease in life expectancy ever b/c of this economically forced lifestyle choice. and its effect enhanced due to lack of work. Social security isn't just savings accounts for retirement, it covers all kinds of medical care and retard support. So you're subsidizing the least productive members of society. Obamacare mandated put options on fat, sick, and dead. While they're gobbling down cornsyrup, and the drug companies are making fortune keeping these fucks alive. Growing the dependencies in a chaotic spiral distorting the normal flows of growth and decay countrywide.

>> No.55061795

im up from -39.77% to 33.12%. feels like a turning point in my gambling career.

>>55061655
yes

>> No.55061808

>>55061795
the 33 is minus too. its my folio performing %

>> No.55061812

>>55061764
no lie i am in the same position finally seeing some green on this garbage but I have a feeling I will be the catalyst for a retard pump when i sell

>> No.55061817

WTFWT

>> No.55061818

>>55061655
Only if the float is at least 100m.

>> No.55061819
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55061819

thakns fellas, pleasure doin /biz/. I'm the most reasonable bobo on this board

>> No.55061820

POOTS ON UPST

>> No.55061831
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55061831

>>55061795
that was it, that big red one. picrel is me

>> No.55061834

>>55061743
i mean, yeah it was a problem, but i'm never a fan of bans, i'd always prefer they print better answers, like a 3 mana choose instant one or both bounce target creature token / destroy an enchantment. or a 2/3 green creature that fights and destroys an enchantment. the only decent response to it if it resolves costs 4 mana and is 3 colors.

>> No.55061835
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55061835

were we rejected

>> No.55061853

>>55060870
Gold

>> No.55061856

>>55061812
i held on for this long, missed the super DCAing at $7, if i sell at break even and this doesn't tank after the current craze i'll be pissed.

>> No.55061885
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>>55060749
Stocks are literally just ponzi schemes

>> No.55061891
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55061891

>>55061885
always were

>> No.55061899

>>55061885
yep

>> No.55061907

>>55061885
the US is a ponzi scheme

>> No.55061922

How is nobody posting about Carvana stock

>> No.55061933

>>55061922
because the one guy who was shorting it became a hero

>> No.55061939

>>55061922
How is that meme stock doing anything at all?

>> No.55061946

>>55061933
I haven’t seen anything about shorting itS but the stock price action looks really good right now, considering it’s so heavily shorted

>> No.55061978

>>55061946
there was one guy who was spamming pretty much daily about how much of a shit company CVNA was and how he was heavily shorting it. But it was a couple months ago.

>> No.55061996

where did all the volume go this week compared to last?

>> No.55062011
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55062011

>>55061024
You're a dumb nigger faggot. Welfare suppresses the market rate of wages, while the brrrrrr that pays for those social services pumps assets which further reduce wage demands by convincing you retarded boomerniggers that you're getting rich off inflation while all that's happening is your income is falling in real terms. Welfare IS corporate welfare, that you can't realize this is what makes you a useful idiot.

>> No.55062021
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55062021

BOBO didn't nothin by that Mike. Sure ol' BOBO flies off the handle sometimes but me and BOBO are GOOD FRENDS! TELL EM BOBO

>> No.55062047
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55062047

sure am glad
i got in that
last slurp of BOIL
at
TREE
TWEV
before tha micropoomparino kicked in
one thing about natgas,
and therefore BOIL
is you only find out why it spikes
sometime
after
tha
fact

>> No.55062048

>>55062011
>Welfare suppresses the market rate of wages
No it doesn't. If a nigger can collect $600 per week sitting on their nigger ass in their subsidized section 8 housing nigger neighborhood, why the fuck would they get off their ass to get a job that pays less? The decreased labor participation leads to higher demand for the laborers who are participating in the market creating higher wages. You stupid mother fucker.

>> No.55062092
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>>55062048
until you add immigration and put the supply of niggers at the world limit. Remember these are some of the Richest blacks in the country

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>>55062047
and a dive follows right after!
BOIL is a wild bucking bronco

>> No.55062099
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55062099

>>55062021
I got a /SMG/ to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, MUMU and me, so I had to straighten him out.

>> No.55062106

>>55062048
You fucking dumb gorilla nigger tranny faggot most people on welfare actually have jobs. The dumb nigger wagies accept a lower wage due to the subsidies they receive via welfare check, SNAP, WIC, and so on. If these """benefits""" were cut jobs would have to pay more to retain workers therefore the welfare is a pass through straight to the corporations' bottom lines. You smooth brain midwit

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>>55062092
fucking mobile sites

>> No.55062116

>>55060749
>imagine not buying the dip

Any second they will announce a “debt ceiling” deal printing TRILLIONS more and we will instantly go up several percent before your screen can even render it.

>> No.55062117

>>55062098
The beauty of BOIL is that after a short break, it always pushes new lows.
You can sit comfortably knowing a cheaper entry is right around the corner.

>> No.55062118

>>55061317
I buy gold too

>> No.55062120

>>55060975
Me until I get hooked and hold a position to -10% and gotta act like a beligerent retarded bull nigger to trigger the AI to rugpull everyone and I can break even

>> No.55062122

Janny can you please clean up this racisms

>> No.55062127
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>>55062106
imagine sperging this much over welfare niggers

>> No.55062128

>>55062122
>t. mad wagie detected

>> No.55062137

>>55062092
>>55062113
>white
>Black
I'm sure this is a completely unbiased source

>> No.55062142

>>55062092
once you start comparing different populations, you start comparing different markets. the price of 1 hour of labor of a north american nigger is going to be higher than that of a sub saharan african nigger simply because of market conditions.

>> No.55062146
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UK to avoid recession

>> No.55062152
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>>55062116
This will be spectacular.
Bobos get back in your caves, its hunting season

>> No.55062153

Did he 'push it'?

>> No.55062169

bank bears you beclown yourselves.

>> No.55062173

i sold my PLTR at just over breakeven. what are the odds that it never goes under 13 again? extremely low. if i want back into this thiel money laundering operation, i'll have other chances.

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>>55062113
>$8

>> No.55062179

I am so sick of going sideways. Can you jews make up your minds and move the market?

>> No.55062181

>>55062146
Oh good, they can get more rapefugies then. Nevermind their 50k electric bills and their government telling them they will just have to deal with being poor.

>> No.55062191
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55062191

>>55062153
CORROSIVE HALLOWING THE HAND

>> No.55062222
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55062222

>>55062142
Its irrellevant as both are below median marginal utility of labor. You have to think of niggers like office furniture, cost of compliance.

>> No.55062223

>>55062179
Why move the market? The NYSE has been there for over 100 years.

>> No.55062225
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55062225

fuck joe biden and all democrats in fact

they are crashing this economy with no survivors

>> No.55062228

>>55062173
It's going back to $20/share

>> No.55062231

>>55062181
Do Americans just get all of their opinions off Twitter or something?

>> No.55062238

>>55062231
No, my opinions come from my NIV bible.

>> No.55062239
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55062239

>>55062146
baste fly

>> No.55062245

>>55062238
If it isn’t Catholic then you are being jewed

>> No.55062251

>>55062245
Again, I get my opinions from my bible. Not the pope. Not a saint. God's word alone.

>> No.55062252

>>55062239
lol

>> No.55062259
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>>55062225
>>55061743
>>55061526
I feel my nose growing

>> No.55062262
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>>55062225
thumb drive up pusy

>> No.55062263
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55062263

>>55062231
No, they come to me in a dream.

>> No.55062267

>>55062245
You're kiked if you read any stupid goybook made for retarded nigger good goys.
>t. nature lover says no more tree killing

>> No.55062280

>>55062238
>>55062251

>not NASB 2020

>> No.55062284
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>umm, ACKSHYUALLY the government won't default on Tuesday, it will take until June 9th
fucking midwits

>> No.55062295

>>55062284
bullish af

>> No.55062304

>>55062284
they made government agencies into jannies

>> No.55062310

>>55062284
>Default on June 9th
>June 10h rolls around and all the niggers gibs cut off
It's like poetry, Happy June Tenth my negroes.

>> No.55062326

>>55062284
Yellen must be sweating.

>> No.55062327

Anyone else sucking up this tasty NVDA dip? Shit is gonna be $400 after they smash earnings tomorrow

>> No.55062331

>>55062284
Who cares, as long as my stocks are pumping.

>> No.55062341
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>>55062327
I'm riding the slide. Good luck faggot.

>> No.55062343

>>55062327
damn, that's pretty tempting

>> No.55062347

>>55062284
What is it that’s stopping them from reaching an agreement this time?

>> No.55062355

>>55062327
My dick will explode if soxl hits 20$+

>> No.55062356

>>55062327
Enjoy your slurpy, mister.shit eater.

>> No.55062358
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55062358

When I say "thank you", you say "Jewish leaders"

Thank you.
https://twitter.com/WorldJewishCong/status/1659232535606358016

>> No.55062361

>>55062347
me

>> No.55062373

>>55062358
LMAO

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>>55062341
I was a week early. Don't have any cash to play good luck. I hope you crab forever.

>> No.55062395

>>55062358
We all need a year of the Lord's favor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AG_nJNcTjM

>> No.55062400
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55062400

made back $1500 of the $2k I lost yesterday. Sold a bunch of covered calls at the top yesterday to cover the loss. Also took my bagholding losses on the international managed ETFs in my IRA and sold a couple cash secured SPY puts. Can sell 4 more but I'm saving those for a VIX spike. Feels good to stop the bleeding. Think I'm gonna put the unused cash that I don't need for my cash secured puts in a MM fund, along with another $1500 of day trading winnings. Leftover steak, broccoli, and mashed taters for lunch, then going to weed whack my hill in the backyard. COMFY strats

>> No.55062402

>>55061939
It’s up like 20% this week already and is making new highs

>> No.55062411
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pic very related

you bought calls, right anon?

>> No.55062417

>>55062411
No I sold calls.

>> No.55062420
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55062420

Is the default bullish because they have to print money so we get currency devaluation or bearish because the economy collapses as bondholders and stockholders dump?

>> No.55062426
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55062426

Anyone else hungry for tendies?

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>>55062238
>>55062245
>>55062280
>not the
>K
>J
>V
SHIGGS TO THA DIGGS

>> No.55062430

>>55062420
the people who decide whether or not we default all hold a bunch of stocks hmmmm

>> No.55062433

microsoftbros, it's time for Build 2023. Who is ready for an hour of AI AI AI AI AI! more AI!!

>> No.55062439

>>55062402
>>55061939
From +300 down to 5.

And there are people here who think we will reach new ATH, higher than 2021 with the memepump. HAHAHAHA

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+0 points
+0 points

>> No.55062450
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55062450

Give me a fucking breakout I am sick of this jewish crab market

>> No.55062458

>>55032283
>>55032283

>> No.55062460
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS RE YOUR FREN

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>>55062426
Tendies drive my hunger for profits.

>> No.55062462

>>55062420
Interpreting the potential default is pretty simple.
>if you were already bullish
it's bullish
>if you were already bearish
it's bearish

>> No.55062466

>>55062347
The republicans want to impose work requirements for able bodied welfare recipients, and to cap spending below what was spent last year, and the democrats want to keep niggers on the plantation and cut spending through prescription drug reform.

>> No.55062473

TSLA pumps and not one word from this shitty board after months saying it goes to $100…

>> No.55062472

>>55062466
So what’s to stop them from just making a deal last minute like they do every single time this gay shit happens?

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>>55062417
but you're supposed to buy calls and sell puts man

>> No.55062485

>>55062466
>work requirements
um yea sorry I'm just not gonna work. now pay me.

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>>55061126
Based. Save everything.

>> No.55062499

>>55062472
The house republicans that will call for a new speaker vote if McCarthy tries to put anything other than what was passed in front of them.

>> No.55062505
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55062505

>>55062476
Yeah well I like doing things my own way.

>> No.55062509

>>55062485
I kneel

>> No.55062512
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55062512

>>55062476

>> No.55062521

>>55061227
QRD?

>> No.55062534

>>55062472
Only thing that's different this time is democrats do not care if they crash everything.

>> No.55062540

>>55062358
>they're saying the quiet parts out loud
but when I do it I get called an extremist

>> No.55062546

TOPS is waking up. I don't want to use the S word, but just wait for the passage of time to get a glimpse of what happens with your own eyes.

>> No.55062553

>>55062534
But their pets will be without food stamps?

>> No.55062561

Slam a crab's head into the concrete

>> No.55062578

McCarthy needs to go to Joe Biden and say to him. Listen you fucking bitch. Either we get our work requirements for niggers on welfare, or the niggers get NO WELFARE! The choice is yours Mr. President.

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>>55062505
oh okay, you seem to know about these subjects than me. carry on

>> No.55062597

I baked

>>55062590
>>55062590
>>55062590

>> No.55062618

>>55062553
pppsttt Why would they care? Their pets will just burn a few citties down, & terrorize the middle class again. But its cool, they control the media/narrative so they will just blame republicans.

>> No.55063025
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>>55062427
>KJV
Thank God for Pastor Jim.

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>>55063025
but
unironically
!!!

>> No.55064525

>>55060768
NVDA is going to $50.