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A fake AI generated image made the S&P crash today Anonymous Mon May 22 20:55:35 2023 No.55054491 [Reply] [Original]

This is the definitive of all proofs that burgers are literally retarded. Why does the US dollar have value again?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 20:57:08 2023 No.55054514 >>55054491 looks real enough to me. thanks just sold 100k

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 20:58:14 2023 No.55054527 >S&P 500 dips (literally) 0.4% for 30 minutes before bouncing back >"crash" I want /pol/cels to leave

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:00:08 2023 No.55054543 >>55054527 The fact that this even happened goes to show how many retards are hodling US assets. The US dollar is worthless and this is pretty much the reason why.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:02:27 2023 No.55054564 >>55054491 Holy shit, i just boughted 100k effrumz!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:21:29 2023 No.55054726 kek I work at a trading firm and it was absolute chaos for 1 minute. Made an otherwise boring day quite interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:23:38 2023 No.55054747 >>55054543 You dumb fuck algos do the majority of day trades. It was literally algos overreacting to the negative headlines

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:24:55 2023 No.55054755 >>55054726 They were stupid retards for 1 minute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:26:23 2023 No.55054767 File: 3 KB, 208x27, 1M+ MC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55054747 Be an AI chad and use Blackswan too. ca:0x888742ecd2334d26db6015c913f51809a9158bb6

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:26:24 2023 No.55054768 >>55054755 Not really. If the market moves we gotta move with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:28:41 2023 No.55054790 >>55054768 The markets are stupid because retards have knee jerk reactions to news. A fake feint can circles around such overreactive retards. We will have a bear market till all the idiots are purged. Dumb money is in the stock market

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:31:49 2023 No.55054812 >>55054790 I'd argue that the market correctly priced the low % probability that this was real and a big deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 22:59:29 2023 No.55055482 File: 98 KB, 1183x477, blackswan chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blackswan looking great

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 23:43:47 2023 No.55055802 >>55054491 stock market is 100% greater fool ponzi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOWwfOQ3Sc&ab_channel=ThePonziFactor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 23:59:03 2023 No.55055935 >>55054491 >People really thought that's what the Pentagon looks like. It's a giant Brutalist monolith why the fuck would it have a pediment.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:00:10 2023 No.55055945 File: 892 KB, 300x299, Pretty-Cool-Right.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55054491 >A fake AI generated image made the S&P crash today

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:01:08 2023 No.55055951 >>55055482 >3xed overnight jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:04:07 2023 No.55055968 >>55055945 My sides

Anonymous Tue May 23 00:07:06 2023 No.55055992

>>55054491
>why does something worthless have value
because people accept it. if they stop accepting it, it no longer controls them
we should switch to gold and silver, as a people. you can start off by accepting both cash and gold and silver, and eventually more and more people will start doing it, and then eventually cash will be used less and less because it keeps inflating, and eventually we will just be using gold and silver again due to the convenience of not having to always account for inflation

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:07:08 2023 No.55055994 File: 127 KB, 643x654, you-need-to-laugh-sometimes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55055968 Live a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:09:40 2023 No.55056013 >>55054543 truly a retarded post

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:18:16 2023 No.55056060 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, Video of Successful twitter monitoring and long position.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55055951 And it's just the beginning

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:43:27 2023 No.55056244 Ze boomers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:46:01 2023 No.55056263 File: 68 KB, 469x385, 1671801579192151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55055802 >IT JUST IS OKAY, NOW BUY MY INTERNET MONEY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:46:12 2023 No.55056265 File: 81 KB, 435x445, 1684791930282192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ai all this because elites want to play dominos with cheese pizza on walnut sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:18:27 2023 No.55056535 File: 33 KB, 512x512, 755763964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thing blew up sell everything

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:21:45 2023 No.55056563 File: 25 KB, 447x258, Screenshot 2023-05-22 at 21-21-13 S&P 500 (^GSPC) Charts Data & News - Yahoo Finance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55054491 is it that dip at 10am?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:21:48 2023 No.55056564 File: 18 KB, 721x720, 1680093095803286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056263 COBSON COBSON BOBOSON I LOVE BOBOSON

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:42:07 2023 No.55056697 File: 12 KB, 227x255, 1681845774197005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056564 HWABAB(ull).

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:51:57 2023 No.55056789 File: 723 KB, 1887x658, blackswan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056535 It was all AI trading bots from the big boys. There is a AI bot that is available to the public for 25k Blackswans web: B L A C K S W A N . B I Z

Anonymous Tue May 23 03:32:16 2023 No.55057595

>>55054491
Joke's on you, the more confusions like this one, the more probable they'll force people to have digital identity and to have a 'once fits all' log in to the internet. All of your posts and contribution will be tracked. You won't have anonymity at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:46:56 2023 No.55057698 >>55054491 >markets rigged >something happens in the market >it's dumb norman reeeeeeetails fault

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:49:23 2023 No.55057711 >>55054491 >Why does the US dollar have value again? I'm not sure but I don't think it will last much longer America will just become insular again as a coping mechanism for no longer having the worlds reserve currency Back to being farmers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:49:48 2023 No.55057716 >>55054491 did it crash? >25 basis points wow it's fucking nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:51:52 2023 No.55057728 >>55054543 Wow, please go back. I’m tired of /pol/cels shitting up my board

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:30:18 2023 No.55058931 >>55054491 "Crash" - It's up 1% from the last month OP is a massive fucking faggot. Total retard bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:06:06 2023 No.55059107 >>55055992 Too bad you have to pay taxes in euros/dollars

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:08:27 2023 No.55059114 >>55054491 how is going from 420 to 418 crashing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:12:06 2023 No.55059127 >>55056789 kek the big firms can trade in nanoseconds. Your dumb online tool is useless.

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