/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for no default

I TALKED TO BEARZINI.

This is the big green day?

>>55052118
>tay tay is now 33 years old
Where did the time go bros?

first for buying the AI bubble

>>55052133
Time waits for no man (this includes the man called “Taylor Swift”

>>55052133
>33 get
BE GONE, MASON.

First for laughing at bears

all the girls pitied me in school
also a negrette bullied me

>>55052133

>>55052151
based bears obliterated

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

YOU PUSH IT

>>55052179
I poo shit

>>55052179
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to the market tomorrow.

>>55052118
>>55052133
>>55052147

did you guys see her concert in the soaking rain?

https://nypost.com/2023/05/22/taylor-swift-gets-drenched-by-downpour-at-eras-show/

yeah...

>>55052179
PUSH IT REAL GOOD

>>55052174
Can anyone do a Stone Cold Steve Austin monologue about the current state of the market?

>>55052205
More AI generated fake fud?

>>55052208
>did you guys see her concert in the soaking rain?
I could have saved her

>>55052208
kino

>>55052205
6:30am: all in.

Back to the Future.

We are 2021. BAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STOP SHORTING AND GO LONG!

If you have NOT GONE FULL RETARD BULL you will not make it...

i don't understand how facebook is up when it just got slapped with a record breaking $1.3b fine today

QRTEA and BIG for me

>>55052215
I can try,

MUMU YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GREEN CANDLE TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS,
>DRINKS TRANNY FLUID
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

>jannies
NOW CLEAN IT UP YOU SPOILED GUINEA BRAT

>>55052215
Ask ChatGPT.

>>55052248
>filename

>>55052254
so scientifically, why do ants like to eat it?

>>55052248
>We are 2021
You can say that again.

Hey whoever did the pentagon article, I know you're in here.
Tomorrow do one with the federal reserve building, preferably the San Fran office.
Much love,
Anon

sirs do not redeem

>>55052260
I think Baggie is based in some ways. Presh the impressions, baggie.
>>55052266
Would you have ChatGPT write your mother a card for Mother’s Day?

you cannot fight the crab

You stock fags are still letting your broker send you 1099 and doing your own taxes. Metamask will do your taxes for you.

fuckers I almost caught that heem perfectly, i was clicking the buy to open buttons right when it happened. WTFWT

>>55052293
>I think Baggie is based

one algo found the sell button. I'm sure this was just a bug and they fixed it by now

>>55052295
>cryptoniggers went from bragging about dodging taxes to bragging about a wallet doing their taxes for them

>HOUSE REP. SPEAKER MCCARTHY: WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.
Joever.

>>55052332
bullish

So about that whole AI thing... whatever happened with that?

>>55052332
Bullishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Debt DEFAULT IS BULLISH. it's more bullish than bank failures.

>>55052332
>Friday at 4:01 PM Eastern
>WE HAVE A DEAL

>>55052308
>cryptokeks finally take the knee
we won glowbros

>>55052276
>think about how ants could probably see the individual sperm cells cause they might be small enough for it
>ants could carry sperm cells around like babies
>look up to see if whale sperm is bigger proportionally
>wondering why humans never talk about massive sperm cells that we could hold like ostrich eggs or big tadpoles
>"They vary from 50-75 microns, whereas human sperm are 40-90 microns long."

fuck thats disappointing

>>55052152
hot

Don't let the MONI slip through your fingers. Any news at all hit's and MONI will 10X quickly. Hold your MONI for 60 days and 25X your money. I'm only here because I care, and it kills me seeing you guys bitch & moan all day. Trust me frens...let me help you. Get some today.

>>55052260
Baggot I was talking to Bloomberg anon over the weekend and he REALLY doesn't like you. Like he has permanently filtered you. I tried to explain to him that you're Jewish and that your behavior is genetic not voluntary but he wouldn't listen to reason. He doesn't believe anything you say. He doesn't believe you have any money, that you own your own business, or that you bought your gookfu a nail salon. He might be your rival.

>>55052377
hold on Toilet paper is a devil?

>>55052332
two more weeks until a stunning moment of leadership and bipartisan efforts results in kicking the can down the road another year

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

that's it break it all!

>>55052415
this but unironically

>>55052415

>>55052332
I love how these guys are playing games with Grandma and Grandpa's lively hood. However when push comes to shove, it's going to be Janet Yellen who defunds the Ukraine's military to keep the niggers EBT cards from declining.

>>55052118
>tay tay has no tay tays
wtf bros

>>55052000

checked. interesting. read similar timings when i tried day trading for a bit. i dont understand how to buy forex on IB so ive stayed away from currencies.

>>55052035

Okay. yeah i feel my smartness grew a lot since i started learning about the markets compared to school for example. Yeah markets being your only way to make money with the only money you have is risky as fuck. not very smart either.

>>55052449
>Yeah markets being your only way to make money with the only money you have is risky as fuck. not very smart either.
it's how you end up doing stupid shit out of greed/desperation

I am being snibbed by le crab until I get paid next week and I can return to being heemed.

Spy puts time yet?
Im thinking like 3 mo out and ITM

>>55052470
>It's nearly June
oh fug

daily 0dte was the worst fucking thing to happen
every single day it's jews squeezing as much premium as possible out of these options and we never get any real movement

>Oil

>>55052352
I wish they would actually default. Nothing would happen and no one would do anything.

The geriatric dragons have exited the residence.
You have been warned.

>>55052486
sir this a casino

>>55052293
> baggie is based
Hahahahahahahahahah

>>55052493
We're still the cleanest dirty shirt. Makes me sick, how far we done fell.

>>55052415
based

>>55052332
On an unrelated note, 50 senators were issued satellite phones. Is the crashing default gonna go nuclear or what?

>ARKK +4.81%
>SPY +0.16%
huh

>>55052513
We have further to fall. I fear millennials won’t be much better at governing than gen x or the boomers.

Hey, can someone check this for me when it updates in an hour and 20 minutes? Thanks.

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/sites/monkeyp*x/home/data.html

>>55052554
I'm shocked no one is platforming on confiscating things from the Boomers.

>>55052540
Carvana and coinbase are mooning again and their marketcap isn't big enough to move anything

>NEGG pumping
>In @ $1.00
Can someone smarter than me give me a quick chart analysis? Should I sell?

>Stocks Briefly Spooked By Unconfirmed Report Of Explosion Near Pentagon

9/11 again?

>Markets

https://youtu.be/X7IG22v5tlA

The chance of a default is very very low but doomers expect the market to behave as if the chance is 100%

“HEPA” Bio-company just released positive news on Alcoholic Liver trials for you degenerates. 3M outstanding shares. Low Float. Already up 50% today.

>>55052554
boomers and gen x at least had something to lose. millennials basically have every reason to operate on whatever political extreme appeals to them

>>55052572
It will come to that in some places eventually. They’re going to start imminent domaining people’s properties.

>>55052276
it contains fructose, which ants like

>>55052554
imagine being governed by those who are not absolutely certain that boys have a penis and girls have vaginas and there is no way to change whichever one is born with

You straightened my bobro out?

>>55052233
yo wtf this nigga castin spells in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wtj59opWKg

>>55052554
>>55052554
gen-x dindu nuffin

>>55052572
that's how the nazi party came into existence

How do I profit from whatever big shit is coming on May 23rd?

>>55052572
Sorry theres a new BBL in the House

>>55052572
Boomers should be culled
Gen x should heed that as a warning

>>55052766
NEITHER OF THEM IS BIG BOOTY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOUSE OF LIES

>sitting in an empty parking lot with my door open
>some bald headed retard pulls in next to me
>hes just sitting there waiting for me to close my door so he can park next to me despite the rest of the parking lot being completely empty
These are the kinds of people that make up our public, zero self awareness, zero ability to adapt
Taking money from them should be easy.

I used to think about, immature things
You know like, do you love me, do you want me, are you gon' BUY me like you said you would, is this really your real FAIR VALUE?
But you know, I'm a BEAR now baby, a grown BEAR
And I came a long way
And experience taught me one thing
Taught me to hold on to my GAINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeUG-xWj1IQ

>>55052774
Silencio
Bonds are at 525-550 bips with no sign of stopping while inflation is eating them up for 600 bips at the same time. If you think boomers are not being eaten alive you're kidding yourself

my grandpa is a banker and also does work for a investment firm, very old money sort of guy. he's set my dad up with some 5% CD's via a company he works with. honestly debating on getting in. I"m currently sitting on about 107k and I"m thinking about putting about 85k in the Cd's

>>55052801
No offense, but can you fuck off back to south of the border? Thanks.

>people assmad at boomers when theres literal hoards of invaders running around
Good boy!

>>55052813
Silence jew
Thanks

>>55052778
>pulling into a parking space
>some nigger has his door open
>i sit and wait on his nigger ass to close the door
>i can tell that he's nigger mad
>good
>niggers always think they can do whatever they want in streets and parking lots
>either get out and go into the store or start driving to your next destination
>nigger

What's a good time frame for NVDA going down? Not necessarily for earnings just based off how the chart looks it will go down eventually

>>55052818

>>55052834
What is their guidance for 2023?
>>55052826
Based grandpa bleaching the mestizo menace.

WTFWT

>>55052827
I will not use the AC
I will not close my door
I will take my lunch in peace

>>55052805
If you can get it for the right duration that would be a big win. Hard to find 5% for more than 1yr these days. Depends on when you plan on needing the cash for other things.

>>55052818
Who held open the gate, smart guy?

>>55052868
its a 1 year which is honestly a pretty decent time frame for me. I think you can renew them too though. I honestly just live with my family and work from home so I don't expect any immediate cash need.

>>55052851
>What is their guidance for 2023?
Unless they're the sole controllers of the AI revolution and said revolution happens by the end of 2023 they're overvalued

>>55052826
>85,000 juvenile illegals lost by the biden administration.
They should have just kept them in the fucking Biden cages, now we got all these wild illegals all over the fucking place going into gangs, slavery, and child sex trafficking, We all know Bill Gates was involved with Epstein, along with the Clintons, Biden, Larry Fink. They're all making money off this shit!

>>55052871
Boomers are clueless
Not malicious
Politicians however are a dangerous combination of both
Especially the ones with dual citizenship

>>55052863
i used to eat my lunch at work like that every day too and didn't have an ac to turn on if i wanted to.

>>55052882
Go 50/50. 50% CD 50% index
Or 45% 45% and the last 10% strictly cash

>>55052848
Its slightly more complicated than just age, its also the most racially diverse congress ever. And I think woman make up a greater portion of congress than any before it.
These are the people deciding the budget, what a time to be alive.

>>55052871
>(((Who held open the gate)))

IEP bros I've just about mcfucking had it with these Hindenclowns. When does the squizzle squozzle begin? We're literally going down in a straight line today

>>55052834
I don't see one any time soon. Millenials are convinced that AI is the way and every AI lives on a processor. If I can replace even a single worker for the price of a processor.
Your only catalyst is a mighty need for risk adjusted gains. Idiots won't wise up so you're waiting for a catalyst or something systemic. I'd be willing to bet that silicon plates are worth more than their weight in gold

>>55052898
Its actually kinda relaxing I might do it more often

>>55052882
When you renew a CD it goes to the new standard rate for that duration, you're gonna have trouble keeping that 5%.

>>55052907
>>55052894
And they couldn't have done it without their greatest golem/goyim.

>>55052916
GPUs are not the future of AI. It's a speculative bubble being fueled by retards that don't know any better.

t. knower

>>55052924
ah didn't know that. thanks I'll have to keep that in mind

>>55052917
i did it daily for 3 years and read books

>>55052900
Yeah but the Senate has the most to do about illegal immigration.

>>55052907
ronnie raygun needed some people to pick strawberries famalam

>Nike -3%

>Zoom earnings
Doompa, innit?

>>55052993
why don't they just let us shoot these illegals for trespassing in are cuntry. we only need to kill a couple 1000 and the flood would stop.;

>>55053007
What's that, some kinda injun talk?

Any /smg/ book recommendations? All genres accepted.

>>55052916
AI feels like some early dotcom bubble shit right now to me
There's important tech there but it's going to be drowned in a flood of hype and companies sticking AI in there name while not being able to give you a coherent sentence about what they're producing

>>55053013
Blood Meridian.

>>55053001
and work in meat companies. it was on reagans watch that i saw the first flood of illegals. when i was first a kid there was not any hispanics anywhere around here but during reagan there came a few hundred that grew to thousands. this was also the first time i ever saw the kkk who protested in the parking lot and streets around the place.

How's everyone's Monday going so far?

>>55053036
Amazon didn't dump back down to $80 price range, so terrible.

>>55053036
I've been drunk for two days straight, and now I'm back to cold calling people to offer them a job. Take a fucking guess.

>>55053036
Breddy gud, thanks for asking. How's yours weebanon?

>>55053036
yesterday was better

>some people here haven't been enjoying cozy QQQ gains this year

>>55053013
A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge
It's ostensibly a sci-fi space opera but the plot revolves around a group of interstellar traders. Some of the ways they go about plying their trades are extremely practical and good thought fodder for a /biz/nessman

>>55053036
i made 50 bucks

>>55053061
Closed out my $SPY position for +$500. I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking!

>>55053009
Its already back to pre-covid levels of valuation and its still largely used.

>>55053068
>cropped
Faggot,buy SQQQ

I stay noided

>>55053102
McCarthy just said the current debt package being negotiated is passable

>>55053069
Is that the one with the hivemind dogs?

this ETF has been bagholding SPY puts since November. Gaze upon it and laugh. Imagine holding this piece of shit
>>55053117
yep. the whole series is great imho

short vol is king

SPYS WANTED

>>55053009
you already missed the 90% dump last year sweatie

>>55053117
>>55053013
I realize now I recommended the wrong book in the series. The /biz/ relevant one is actually titled A Deepness in the Sky

>>55053068
I had this when i was 18.
Fuck i want to go back.
It was the happiest time i had on this godforsaken rock of dirt

WTFWT?

>>55053013
pic related might be up your alley

Oh baby!

>>55053176
>>55053121
I didn't even know it was part of a series. I'll have to check out the others, thanks.

>You didn't buy TQQQ on January 1st for a 100% gain

Shame, its like you want to be poor

>>55053187
>Kidnapped by the Irate
I don't get it.

>>55053013
328 Pages of Just the N-Word Over & Over Again

>>55053088
>imagine thinking that selling SPY right before the melt up was a good trade

When your power level gets high enough, most scifi becomes completely intolerable because it was written by brainlets.

Apple worth 3 Trillion lol

>>55053181
when is she starting onlyfans?

>>55053215
They were verticals and very little was left on the bone when I got rid of them.

>>55053013
>>55053209
obligatory
>>55053202
You're in for a treat then cuz Deepness is even better

$420 rejected again

when do you realize your gains?

>>55053215
There comes the meltdown

>>55053238
not so fast, intelligent bulls are being deployed to monitor the situation

>>55053227
most creative worksm, esp. fiction, are trash because they always rely heavily on pre-existing tropes since inventing a completely new and compelling universe takes a large amount of world and people will just buy book/video game/movie with pew pew lasers and cool pictures on the cover

retail is getting absolutely hosed

I was promised a meltup

>>55053240
Set a target amount that you will be happy with and stick to it. Don't deviate from the plan. EVER.

>>55053253
how do you prepare the bulls for deployment?

>>55053262
Not wrong, just early etc.

>>55053269
Activate CRAB-17.

>>55053013
Hyperion

>>55053269
With icyhot

>>55053256
I love total recall (1990) and I wouldn't care if you hate it. It's sci-fi with ever existing philosophical questions.

>>55053262
People are still making AI memes, please understand.
>>55053227
>>55053256
At least anons are posting 500- page books. Any epic fiction (fantasy, sci-fi, or otherwise) is a drag because it requires massive reader buy-in on the promise that the author will deliver a good overall conclusion, which 9 times out of 10 they don't.

>>55053284
So… like the majority of sci-fi?

>>55053279
On their balls?

>>55053284
It was also a Philip K Dick story adaptation.

>>55053300
yes, but not as retarded as Interstellar (love)

>>55052947
The fact NVDA is pumping THIS much off AI hype is just going to bring in competitors and drive their future earnings the much more. Congrats to all the future nvda bag holders, nvda will be this decades 2001 bubble top

i move the entire S&P 500 via gamma hedging just for fun, its just top keks

SPY needs to go to 500 asap, im thinking like 2 weeks

>>55052407
Correct

>>55053256
>>55053290
If it wasn't created by Guerrilla, I'm not reading/watching/playing it. It's as shrimple as that.

>>55053304
Haven't watched 2049. Will reserve to watching it in 2049. (Just kdding, but might actually do it if I see myself live until then, t. 33)

I just bought a call

>>55053344
>You are now aware the original BR was set in 2019

>>55053311
Pretty much. At least with the TSLA hype they were making a product in a league of their own. NVDA has 10+ competitors that can compete in a level playing field or better within months if necessary. Both other chip manufacturers and even other tech players like Meta, Goog, MSFT, AAPL. Retards are literally pricing in not only AI living up to the wildest expectations but also no competition

>>55053357
Was it? I don't remember.

>>55053036
Breddy gud there anon. It's leaf holiday for Queen Vicky. I have just woken up (1pm).

How did i realize $2k put loss just now and still end up with more cash than i started today?

Is KO going out of business?

>>55053358
I anticipate AI's impact on the economy to be no greater than that of the north american nigger.

>>55052947
agreed, but who is telling the plebs? Even if you told them would they listen?
typical boomer encounters are this beta is massive, the multiple is 29x sales, Its overvalued.
Nah bro you don't understand. Its not about the money its about the future.

WTFWT

>>55053358
I will boycott AI. The moment I realize I'm talking to AI, I'm gone. This, unless there is UBI.

>buy 0 dte puts
>take profit when its there
>get heemed on BS like this afternoon
>sell covered calls (at the top)
>realize put loss (tax loss harvest)
what do you guys think about my strategy?
i have more cash right now than i did before a $2k realized loss. I dont understand?

I have missed every pump and every dip

>>55053358
their competitiion is trailing by at least 3 years

>>55053377
Depends how they allocate budget towards food stamps in the coming debt ceiling resolution.

>>55053413
they dont have to gamma hedge against a goy (me) anymore, so now they can just move it wherever the rabbi tells them

>>55053429
>>realize put loss (tax loss harvest)
and realizing the put loss relieves their gamma hedge which prints your short calls. its a fucking scam. and I tax loss harvested

>>55053320
>SPY
fuck SPY
but what's important is that VOO will see a good bit lower than 333.33 again well before SPY ever touches 450.

>>55053311
>>55053358
>>55053397
Nvidia, Intel, and AMD won't even be relevant in a few years when it comes to AI compute. Nor will Google or Amazon's TPUs. There are alternative compute technologies that are thousands to millions of times more efficient than our current accelerator hardware. See also: Mythic AI.

Excuse me, what do these AI chips do? We already have been using AI, if they are just more powerful isn't that what they always do, make more powerful chips? I need to speak to David Soxl right away

>>55053425
>UBI
lmao, take your communism lite and go back to the reddit

>SPY @ 420

>>55053475
To be clear I'm the loser and nvda and amd are the chubby nigger and whore making a fool out of me

>>55053425

based

>>55053475
These are AI chips that integrate the power of AI and unlock value for investors, pretty soon every SOXL plant will be producing AI infused Super conductor chips that that will go into everything.

>>55053515
Since when are bears insects?

>>55053517
>>55053475
AI hasn't solved any problems that other chips could have solved. It's just that no one was incentivized or good enough to solve them without AI.

why did AMZN suddenly start pumping this past month?

>>55053357
>>55053368
It holds up pretty well, deserves a rewatch if you haven't lately.

Sold all my NVDA at $311,40 not sure if going to regret come Wednesday. Gain of 41,5% so I bought when it was high already.

>>55053532
AI can make us whole knew problems, and then solve them! ...for a price

>>55053437
A lot of the existing AI chips will be outdated in a year or two, maybe in incompatible with new models

>>55053545
You should sell half and let the other half ride or die.

>>55053483
Retard, UBI is basically the same as to what you are trying to achieve. You want to get rich to never work again. UBI is the same without being rich. The machines work for us. What's the point of AI? Layoff millions of people and all being unemployed for the detriment of humanity? If so, AI itself will realize humanity is a threat and nuke us exactly for that reason.

>>55053579
>You want to get rich to never work again.
STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!! I WILL NEVER STOP WORKING!!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BE A TRILLIONAIRE IF I STOP AT TEN BILLION???

>>55053023
feels like?

>>55053573
Probably, the valuation is staggering though. I just can't convince myself that it won't drop significantly lower than it is now in a timeframe of not too long.

4 full trading sessions of SPY trading above the 20 period mean on the 30 minute chart. How could it be an average if 100% of the data is above it?

>>55053475
This AI hype is only happening because tech has been stagnating the past decade

>>55053579
I could stop right fucking now and live comfortably. If you want UBI, implement a national sales tax and abolish the IRS. Set the UBI at the poverty level and that's the only way I'll support it.

AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

Thank you

>NVDA +200%
>Apple +300%
>Google +200%

>>55053579
Most of our nukes rely on systems designed in the 60/70s built in the 70/80s. This stuff just doesn't integrate easily with modern tech and networks. There would have to be major sweeping changes throughout the DoD(decades of overhauls) for any sort of tech to suddenly decide to eradicate humanity through nukes.

>>55053517
SOXL really was the answer after all

i'm getting fucked here

>>55053642
Just let the fucking AI decide who to nuke and when.

>>55053659
>SkyNet fires on Tel Aviv in 0.00000006 seconds

>>55053614
The point is to lift everbody out of poverty. Have you not watched enough Sci-Fi? From the way you talk and write I'd assume you to be +30.

>>55053663
guaranteed

>>55053609
Nah AI hype is happening because 75% of all non-physical labour will be done by machines by 2035

>>55053624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVpSH8PzZE

when can AI beat a random mexican at installing my tile

>>55053663
>tfw we have to fight the terminators because they arent democratic enough

>>55053663
We can do better, why did it take so long?

that was it, the very top of nvda
time to short it all the way back to reality now

>>55053663

>>55053668

The way to lift everybody out of poverty is simply to set the poverty at a low enough level that nobody would be included

>>55053688
Doubtful. It hasn't even hit a new all time high yet.

>>55053437
Okay, but what do they do? Like we use ai now, why can't I just buy the best chips that we have now? Why would I need the chips? If it's just a hand full of chips that are needed how does that actually create a new revenue stream? I understand tech can be disruptive, but disruptive isn't necessarily profitable. Like with the Pentagon bomb hoax, we can do that now, and we could have done it with Photoshop. I don't understand how the chips are different than just being better

>>55053674
Look if I believed the experts over this sort of shit a decade ago we'd all be driving fully automated cars and my smartphone would have a hologram screen

>>55053668
Again baggot is Jewish. He does his hair blond and put blue contacts in after getting his nose job to try and blend in. He post pictures of his gookfu here to encourage race mixing. He owns a business and I asked if he would hire me. He told me to send him a DM via 4chan gold. I asked if he would hire me and h asked if I was Jewish. I replied no, and he proceeded to tell me he wouldn't hire me then.

Why the fuck is CMG priced like it's going to incorporate AI into their burritos?

Imagine, we are at 1 trillion dollars of interest payments for kicking the debt down the road so many times before.
Either shit is gonna be cut from gibs, new debt issued exponentially to pay for previous debt, or taxes are raised. And to think more NIGGERS are flooding the border as we speak for even less gibs

Ben Franklin was WRONG. Only death and NIGGERS, not TAXES are guaranteed

>>55053715
lol

>>55053697
chingchong

>>55053707
I remember back in 2017 when they hyped up that cars would be fully self-driving within 5 years.
2022 was last year, still not really seeing any true self-driving yet.

>>55053707
when i was a kid the experts said we would have flying cars by 20 years ago

>>55053707
We do though, these were the best phones on the market like 10 years ago and data speeds are MUCH faster

NVDA dying for no reason

>>55053738
They hyped it up a lot longer ago than that.

>>55053668
What does the Fi stand for in Sci-Fi? Oh yeah FICTION! You can't lift everybody out of poverty because you will always have a pyramid shaped hierarchy with smaller groups of people controlling larger groups of people. How the fuck is UBI going to keep retards from going to the casino and blowing their whole check trying to get rich? How is it going to stop smarter people from taking advantage of retards? You're being retarded and you need to stop.

Bank of America is such a buy right now it's ridiculous. Down to covid levels and it's a huge bank/no bank run risk/too big to fail.

>>55053688
it still hasn't hit 1500 P/E yet we're on the ground floor

>>55053704
>>55053722
Is this annualized interest?

How many years did we lose in practice to the Coronacaust?

>>55053751
To be more specific, that was the moment NVDA first pumped to a random 10x on pure hype.

WHEN THE FUCK CAN I GET A FUCKABLE TORSO THATS AI THAT HOOKS UP TO MY VR HEADSET

>>55053738

yes, we are actually seeing the limit of our current AI technology(neural networks) that cannot solve the problems involving imperfect or unknown information such as self-driving (too many corner cases)

>>55053765
Ah, okay.
I was confused because Onstar autodrive and XFL were supposed to be "The Future" back in 2000, and somehow the XFL has returned and so have self driving cars.

>>55053756
stop it? thats exactly what its designed to do. Accelerate the winnings. With Gibs however the poor don't rise up in violence after realizing they were playing a rigged game. mix alittle more blood sweat and tears into the pot though and you'll see revolution quick.

>>55053764
Like 5

>>55053759
I bought one share
Lets see if you are right

sell sell sell

just like that... the bears have won.

>>55052377
MONI breaking out. Easy 20X this summer from these prices. I'm still praying for just one of you to listen. Get filled now.

>>55053772
Yeah, current AI technology. The current models consume and utilize more computing power than any human brain in the existence by multiple magnitudes. Despite that they offer sub par performance when compared to a trained human

AI revolution is hair away when they discover and implement even a part of what makes us tick it's game over for humans

why are we selling off

>>55053778
>With Gibs however the poor don't rise up in violence
Yes they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnZn-V5UBKY

>>55053812
excuse me

Man im glad i bought spy puts at exactly the top

I seriously have to hold this fuckin worthless FRC call till expiry for it to drop off my fuckin accounts page

>>55053816
:^)

>>55053102
I have some SQQQ bags, perhaps you'd like to buy them?

>>55053756
>keep retards from going to the casino and blowing their whole check trying to get rich?'

UBI doesn't mean that you are given money the moment you waste it. It simply is a BASIC INCOME. What you then do with your money is something completely different.

Nobody can stop people being retarded, but it gives them the chance to stop being poor.

>>55053824
thats a paycheck not a gibscheck. also who the fuck cares about slot niggers

When do I sell

>>55053824
the old man laughing is great

>>55053845
they gave people 2-4 ubi checks total and now we have 8% inflation for the last 2 years
ubi can't work, the moment you give niggers a 1 grand check they buy up all the malt liquor and cocaine in town and drive the prices of everything up 100000000%

BUD is going to 0. I just came back from WMT and the shelves are fully stocked with their shitty pisswater. Matter of fact there's so much stock it's overflowing into the aisle. SAD!

>>55053845
>Nobody can stop people being retarded, but it gives them the chance to stop being poor.
People already have the ability to stop being poor. You're fucking retarded.

>>55053668
You know there were numerous wars, including WW3 which killed off all the stupid people in Star Trek, right.
Everybody wants to live in the 24th century, nobody wants to do 21st and 22nd century shit.

>>55052106
AAPL will fall!

>>55053872
I don't mean now, I mean when AI has replaced us from working.

hope you retards bought the generational bottom in pfizer

>>55053824
of course it's a fucking nigger, it's always a fucking nigger

>>55053883
why

>>55053888
they're just gonna kill all the poorfags when that happens retard

>>55053891
Because gravity obviously.

>>55053899
>>55053899

>>55053894
And that’s a bad thing?

>>55053875
I WILL NOT TOLERATE A BAGGIE CALLING ME RETARDED.

>>55053879
Yes, you are right, but on the other hand back in 21st we still had the Avengers. Now only Thor is left.

>>55053874
It's always overflowing into the aisle.
>>55053883
>AAPL will fall
Yeah, the slowdown on demand for the latest phones, the ambiguity of the M2 chip, etc. etc. They will fall. Eventually.

>>55053824
Whoever built those machines is a champ. Excellent impact strength.

>>55053879
ironic because the star trek one world government is a globohomo super surveillance state with no private property where everyone lives in chrome-plated pods and kowtows to the all powerful state with literally infinite resources to suppress wrongthink

oh god i'm holding calls overnight...

>>55053890
It's not always, but the reaction is always just let the prince do whatever he wants or we'll all lose our heads

>>55053903
if you dont have 100 million net worth in property you're a poorfag and will be killed

>>55053748
SOVL

>>55053905
>Sci-Fi vs Capeshit
Anon, all the optimistic Sci Fi put out during the cold war was about humanity surviving nuclear armageddon. Hell, all the pessimistic sci-fi of the 70s was about only some of humanity surviving nuclear armageddon.

>>55053926
…And that’s a bad thing?

>>55053921
>Ellie (((Abraham)))
Don't even need to look anymore.

>>55053716
Fucking kek
Jesus christ anon

>>55053951
ONIONS GREeN IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55053983
>A Planet where Apes evolved from Men?

>>55053716
Have you not seen the influx of illegals the past few years? They're going to start putting these Mexican Grills everywhere so they can have a taste of home.

>>55053013
Barbarians At the Gates should be required /biz/ reading.

>>55055327
Most anons here aren't even at the level of 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'