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An ICP baggie enters a bar.
Once inside, he asks for a hot beer:
>"Sir, we don't serve that"
>"Oh I see, may I use employee's microwave then?"
>"...Alright sir, no problem"
He then proceeds to microwave his beer for 2 whole minutes, taking a sip afterwards.
>"Perfect, thank you"
No tip.
The bartender is left astonished.
He doesn't know the 2 most fundamental traits an ICP baggie must have:
>1. Being poor.
>2. Loving pee.

>> No.55002869
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55002869

>>55002402
JANITOR DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

>> No.55002880

Fasci...Progressive detected
Only fascists post star trek memes, like the cringe faggot corpo dick suckers they are

>> No.55002987
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55002987

>>55002402
It's afraid or getting paid

>> No.55003113
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>>55002402
jeets gonna be mad at this one

>> No.55003178
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>>55002402
>An ICP baggie enters a bar.
>Once inside, he asks for a hot beer:
>>"Sir, we don't serve that"
>>"Oh I see, may I use employee's microwave then?"
>>"...Alright sir, no problem"
>He then proceeds to microwave his beer for 2 whole minutes, taking a sip afterwards.
>>"Perfect, thank you"
>No tip.
>The bartender is left astonished.
>He doesn't know the 2 most fundamental traits an ICP baggie must have:
>>1. Being poor.
>>2. Loving pee.
KEK

>> No.55003669

>>55002987
or maybe he's just a having a laugh at your expense.

>> No.55003819
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55003819

>>55002987
KEK imagine holding ICP

>> No.55004238
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55004238

>>55003669
>>55003819
Oh nonononono

>> No.55004911

>>55002402
>asks for a beer
>doesn't get a beer
>microwaves his beer
what the fuck you complete retard

>> No.55005483
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55005483

>>55002402
They love pee and poop as well

>> No.55005631
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>>55004911
>asks for a HOT beer
>"Sir, we don't serve HOT beer"
>"May I use employee's microwave to make the beer HOT"
have some reading comprehension you stupid moron faggot.

>> No.55005661

Icy piss is the best coin not to own. Thanks for pumping my laughter, losers.

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55005881

>>55002402
>No tip.