/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54994297
What's going on with all the chainlink fud?

What's the story? I'm not aware at all

All of those are correct.

>>54994297
>"i-i-i dont care about your linkies that i made 20+ pbtid about"
>"w-what do you mean you arent selling? Im 8 hours into my shift you H-HAVE to sell"

>>54994315
Chainlink holders experienced their first major market cycle and the high time preference ones, who were on thin ice already, went completely insane. They have since taken to passing 3+ hours a day expressing their personal feelings of inadeuacy as outwardly projected rage.
Low time preference LINKie chads are mostly just waiting for them to all go off the deep end and KYS, at which point we will resume comfy posting for the next 20 years.

>>54994336
The first upset fudder has arrived!

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>>54994297
past two years have been maybe the weirdest of my life, but even still i cannot imagine what fudders are going through

>>54994297
why are linkies like this?

Insider here. The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

This is based on leaked information from a recent presentation that Sergey gave. He proposed to Google that the main focus of Chainlink should be to provide United States crime statistics to corporations. When asked by Google representatives what he meant by this, he simply winked at them and said, "You know exactly what I mean by this."
Reportedly, Google is pulling out of the partnership. One spokesperson for Google refused to comment on the situation when reached out to. When the Chainlink team was asked for a comment, they replied to the email with a picture of a swastika.
Needless to say, it doesn't look too good for linkies right about now.