/biz/ - Business & Finance

MOMO mumus getting paid, again.

Daily reminder: We are still in a worse equity bubble than the early 2000's, even after the initial pop

>Argentina's central bank hikes rates by 600 bps to 97%

That's why we are crashing.

>>54972836
Reminder: I missed both the covid dip and the covid bubble

Trying again:
NIGGERS
I have $10k cash and 3k in UNG for a DCA of $7
Should I just cut my limited UNG losses and move it all into something else?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>54972842
It's a negative 12% real yield.

Imagine the US dollar if our bonds yielded negative 12%.

A WILTSHIRE 9000 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

YOU PUSH IT

So lets say "hypothetically" that I bought paypal @ 250.

WILL THJIS SHIT EVER GO BACK UP HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!

>>54972824
I don't want a man unless he looks down on the roof

>>54972862
Why doesn’t anyone understand that you have to get rates above inflation to stand a chance of bringing it down, I wish western central banks would realise this

>>54972872
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>54972876
No, it's literally over. The problem with companies like PayPal is that they had the whole market for themselves in the early days but then the competition steps up and gnaws at their market share from every side. It's over.

Keep selling!!!!

>>54972871
>day trade secret: be a bag holder

>>54972872
BLACK OLD SON

My retirement strategy is focused on living off dividends

Dividends are more stable, predictable and dependable than forecasting share prices

This makes them an ideal source of dependable dividend income in retirement

By spending only dividends, I am focusing on the stability of each company that generates them, and on their fundamentals as well as valuation. It's important to have a solid base of a qualify list of companies, purchased at a good price, which have strong fundamentals. Having a diversified portfolio is important in this context.

By spending only dividends, I reduce the risk of running out of money in retirement.

Stock prices on the other hand are much more volatile than dividends. A retirement plan that focuses on selling off assets is risky, and speculative.

postin again in fresh bread, thoughts on this REIT basket?
>AMT - Infrastructure
>DLR - Data Center
>EXR - Self Storage
>MAA - Apartments/Housing
>O - Diverse
>STAG - Industrial

Thinking of adding a few more into other sectors as well but unsure about it - where is this lacking coverage?

>replace a month of fertility with a month of sodomy
>its already starting halfway through may
>nooo you cant bet against america
Im making money hand over fist

long VIX, i suppose

>>54972900
I guess he's a position trader when he says "catch the trend", day trader are retards anyway

>>54972857
No. You would be selling the bottom. We are just about to get into summer in Europe the Indian subcontinent and Burgerland. Natural gas is used for heating but power plants also burn it in the summer when everyone has the air conditioner on. Also it’s an El Niño year which means there is a good chance Europe has a cold winter.

>>54972903
>Dividends are more stable, predictable and dependable
stopped reading right there

>>54972925
I'm making hand over fist money

>>54972920
for me it's this jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h5zNBDUVuo

ie student accommodation near universities and flats for old people

>>54972920
I love O. 104 consecutive QUARTERS with a dividend raise

>>54972929
>which means there is a good chance Europe has a cold winter
>any year now

The crab won.

>>54972857
Also the Russian government and OPEC are five minutes away from throttling the petroleum supplies.

>>54972925
Nothing better than betting against incompetent diversity hires. Death to the US empire and its allies. Civil war for the win

S&P looking wedge mother fucker
TA fags how we feeling
also ESG is great, picrel

That's it. We will never be below 4110 and above 4150 again.

>>54972944
>only they can do it
>it seems...
it may not look like it on the surface, but O probably is a house of cards held up by accounting magick

Some of you alright so I'll let you in on a little secret, sell everything before close today.

>>54972935
Then you are retarded because that’s verifiable fact. Dividends have only taken a hit 1 time in the last 80 years (2008) and they took less of a hit than stocks and instantly recovered

>>54972961
9 fucking month wedge. And this shit is probably going to crawl another 3. FUCK.

>>54972972
You trying to time the crash with astrology?

>>54972976
>Please buy my accountancy scams
Gtfo

>>54972964
This cope won’t work. They just have a great business model and high occupancy rates. It helps that their customers are 7-11, CVS, and Walmart

>>54972987
You think anything else matters?

>>54972990
>pls put that money into short dated options instead!
no

>>54972872
>>54972884
>>54972901
We’re the redneck gays that fuck!

>>54972976
It's not a fact.
You're trying to predict the future accurately by looking at the past.
By your logic, what happened in 2008 wasn't even possible to happen, because before that year, "divvies never did that and will never do because in the past they didn't"

>>54972972
anon, you misunderstand
i don't even like money that much
it's all made up, etc etc
i'm just here for the dopamine kick and racist memes
also nothing is going to happen, nothing ever happens, 2 more weeks

>>54972954
What level of Russian cope is this? Russia just lost an SU-34 over Ukrainian airspace and pissed their pants at a non-existent offensive in Bakhmut.

Sitting on 12k in my Roth IRA. Sold everything in Jan/Feb cause I’m a doomer. Do I just buy like 6k of jepi at this point and wait? Or CDs? Wut do /smg/? Just want a comfy 5% or so gain. Low risk tolerance rn until I pay off all my student loan debt by the end of the year. Don’t really wanna put it in a broad index fund cause of the trend of pullbacks once rates do are eventually start to cut. Also was considering international market cause I don’t have faith in our country. Not opposed to taking a little gamble w 2k of it. Is my brain just rotting from too much 4chan? Do I just put it all in spy and forget about it for 30 years?

>>54972871
I disagree

>>54973018
>pls ignore these incredibly stable dividend companies
>speculative stock trading only
kek no

>BOILfags going into astrology and weather forecasting for winter 2023
how many widows did the maker make this time?

>>54972792
Commercial is weird. Its hard for it to pop b/c the prices reflect the income of the property. Also the loans are 5 year balloon loans. So every 5 years teh banks are forced to revalue. thats assuming though they still retain the paper. Private groups are constantly scouring banks for property to shark off them.
The market however is given liquidity by underwriters. Underwriters are looking for yield tho and soon they'll be looking at those tasty gov bonds.
Once UW dry up the properties start getting worse, can't keep up with graffiti and then crime. Eventually the tenants abandon. and the banks take back. now they have neutralized the risk but can keep the books secret.

>>54973023
O and SCHD and never sell. It will be slow and boring for 2-3 years and then you start to notice the snowball. Compounding is a bell of a drug.

>>54973005
No. Putting it in anything that benefits from the inevitable dead of the US economy and the end of the dollar hegemony. Rocks and 0s and 1s have a better chances to make it through this than any iou on equity on "real" business

>>54973029
>tfw there's no widows because all the natgas niggers are incels

this crabbing is unbearable

>>54972987
Yes

Test

WTFWT??

>>54972824
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>>54973027
I'm not saying that.
I'm just pointing out that your "reasoning" is ridiculous.

Also >>54972991
There isn't cope. Personally I don't see any alternative to O, myself. However, I'm aware that even with O and their S+-tier tenants, the party only goes on until it doesn't.
And with great certainty, the reason why it stopped will only become clear in retrospective, not beforehand.
O, as well as most others, are made to look excellent by accounting magick. That's only good marketing and everybody tries to do it.

give me some insider info jews!!

>>54973055
Oh I wish you would have told me you were retarded before I started engaging with you.

>>54973020
I don’t mean they’re going to win, I mean they’re going to get butthurt enough to try an oil production cutback.

>>54973065

>>54973068
>t.diversity hire on public ponzi welfare
Enjoy the Carnage cancer. You will be the protein

>>54973063
What were you banned for this time anon?

>>54973069
Past performance is something you can look to while investing. I don’t care what slogans you’ve heard and want to repeat to me verbatim

>>54973083
Looks like a flesh, upside-down Chernobyl elephant foot!?

>>54973077
You think a simple
>You stupid lol
Would make months of incompetent astroturfing be forgotten

>SOFI
Yes please keep going down so I can get some cheapsies

>>54973083
Careful, you're gonna get banned for """racism""" outside of /b/.
>Not by me though, I love antisemitism.

>>54973083
>I smell money down here

>>54973090
Well, anon, since you've got it all figured out, why even post here?

>>54973083
pigs get slaughtered

>>54973102
> Would make months of incompetent astroturfing be forgotten
????? Schizophrenic as well

>>54973068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFhYJRqz_xk
The protein that allows for cancer is the same protein that allows a baby to grow. lurk more

>>54973081
I was more referencing your wojak. Why would Russia cut production?

HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>54973110
To offer a voice against retards like you who doompost about stable companies and downplay the utility of the might dividend.

>>54973115
The dividend astroturfing has been even more incompetent than than the boil or jepi turfs

>>54973068
>be janny
>go on a power trip last thread deleting and banning half the thread for no reason
>after your temper tantrum you go into the next thread and make this post

like clockwork

>>54973127
That is so cool.

drank my icy cold morning bangs
ready for a day of investing!

Btw what happened with the caravana turfing. Was abandoned in silence

>>54973089
I "futures" posted with a webm of a guy falling out of the sky and hitting the concrete. As for today, what's everyone's thoughts on shorting rumble? I can't imagine their earnings or guidance will be good.

>>54973152
based
did you listen to Black Old Son while drinking it?

>>54972920
INVH is the largest single family aka rental home reit compared to apartment reits

>OIL

>>54973068
This is bait. No one that comes here regularly actually believes this.

>>54973169
>Shilling reits
>Now
Not sure if trolling or retarded

god we have so many fucking newfags

>>54973178
I believe it

>>54973178
worse is copypasta bait
can always tell who's a newfag by who replies
>lurk moar, newfag

>>54973187
can't get better top signal than this

>>54973044
I didn't understand any of what you said, but I guess it means the bubble won't pop cuz the banks and sharks have it controlled?

>>54972824
I am getting absolutely heemed today

/smg/vix limit down

Would investing in women be a good idea?

>>54973200
SPY is about to scamwick to 425. It should go down, but it won't.

>>54972954
Russia is the new Africa
Natural resource extraction whore and nothing more
That said I’ll hold my UNG

The boys at the SCHW derivatives desk are a class act I tell ye

everyones favorite day

>>54973215
we'll break 410 today and finally close below.
just getting a lil more retards hooked

>>54973212
You lease women, investing in them is financial suicide.

>>54973215
that's after President Joe saves the day with the debt ceiling

>>54972836
I can't wait for everybody to get wrecked.

condos in a city an hour away in the "bad part" of our state are actually coming down in price, its almost affordable to me with a 150k a year salary


can you imagine that? affordable housing? haha....

yo someone told me about this stock market thing nad that i should be able to get some money with it. any one got any stuff i should buy? thx. i have 157 dollars but might sell my shoes for some more

>>54973233
I think max pain is still if SPY goes up or continues to crab. Once bears have capitulated we will see the dumpening but who knows how long that will take

>>54973236
Hyperinflation goes weeeee
While interests stay high
Rip real estate flippers

>>54973229
We regret to inform you that due to inflation lasagna day is cancelled. Here is the alternative for the day. It was provided by CRBPajeet.

>>54973233
Not today, tomorrow on retail sales. Same for europe with EU GDP

>>54973068
>only capitalism does these things
Lmao imagine being this retarded.
Fun fact. Slavery ended because of capitalism. It’s cheaper to pay your “workers” so they have to buy food/shelter/land/clothes/etc. their self. Kek when you own people you have to supply that stuff or revolts happen.
Todays worker is ”free”, you don't like your (((employer))) you think “oh I can just find a better (((employer))). It’s an illusion.
Blacks would be much happier under traditional slavery. Outside of their natural environment they need to be guided and kept on a leash.

>>54973233
checked and you are the one that is hooked, good sir
enjoy the ride

>>54973268
>>54973233
And shitty China retail data tonight/later (depending on EU or US)

>>54973260
>Rip real estate flippers
good, lousy n words (i'll refrain from actually saying it since the jannies get their panties all twisted up over raysysm now)

>>54973212
Yes, but you gotta watch out for scams. Theres a lot of em. Get a good one and shes worth her weight in gold*
If you dont want kids its probably not worth but ur not half a fag so that shouldnt be a problem
*a woman is never worth anything if she weighs over 150lbs

>>54973276
The run on gold and btc is going to be something else

>>54973152
Weird timing.

Speaking about timing... should I get rid of my apple puts or wait it out? Shotgun spread for 2 more weeks to 2 more months.

>>54973160
I was banned last week for posting this and calling someone a faggot. I can only assume the faggot in question was a mod.

>>54973246
With $150k you have 1000's of options for affordable housing. That term really stands for people working at Walmart or McDonald's.

OILbros we're focken BACK

>>54973285
BUCK
BROKEN

THE JANNIES
ARE
FAGGOT
NIGGER
JEW
REDDIT
TRANNIES
WHO CHARGE NOTHING FOR DOING IT
AND
WILL
NEVER
BE
WOMEN
(OR MEN FOR THAT MATTER)
Verification not required.

>he didn't slurp sub-$70 Oil
it's like you hate money

>>54973310
Buying a home now with inflated prices and interest seems like a poor financial decision. Why not rent a decent place for 2 years and save several hundred thousand dollars ?

>>54973331
Demand is going down. You can pump a non demand resource with supply manipulation only by so far

>>54973326
lmao no fun allowed

>>54973326
financially speaking, is this neither bullish nor bearish
very crabbish

>>54973331
slurped on Friday
short tech long oil. simple as

>>54972900
>one weird trick

>>54973365
>short tech
uh when did you start shorting tech exactly?

>>54973368
>institutions and hedgefunds HATE him

>>54973372
don't ask

So I got 10% of my portfolio allocated in The Big Five. Now that covid is over people are going to start playing sports again.

>>54973350
>Demand is going down
Oilbros... it's over... we got too cocky... no one needs oil anymore...

>>54973007
>rage for the machine

>my normal burrito at chipolte has gone from $9.50 to like nearly $14 in just a year and a half

>>54973339
>Why not rent a decent place for 2 years and save several hundred thousand dollars ?
This has worked so well over the past 15 years, hasn't it?
And just like divvies, RE's future is absolutely predictable by its past performance. :^)

>>54973339
I agree but it's circumstantial. I was lucky to find a big place for rent for real cheap, and I also know how absurdly expensive and tiring it is fixing up a house as I spent a lot of time working on my grandma's house. Home ownership isn't all positives, it can be a real bastard when all of the sudden your roof needs to be replaced and you need $40k

>Jim Cramer: An economic wave is about to hit that will be fantastic for investors
but for who

>>54973397
not to mention the quality of chipotle has tanked in the last few years
maybe it's just the ones around me, never eat there anymore because of it

>>54973360
I actually fixed this webm so the crabs are going sideways and to the right (instead of to the left)

FCUKIN PUMP OIL AND NATGAS UP, MAKE EM INCREASE RATES, DON'T LET BIDEN REFILL SPR, DON'T LET ENERGY INFLATION (YOY) DROP TOO HARD. AND WITH IT CRASH THE STOCK MARKET

>>54973408
UVXY chads

Terrible market

My NCPL stock is up like 8 big guys since I bought in. I should have bought more of this shit, like lmao.

>>54973401
Dividends and real estate prices aren’t alike

>>54973397
>ask for the manager
>LET ME TALK TO YA

>>54973350
>You can pump a non demand resource with supply manipulation only by so far
OPEC+plusplusplus only cut production once so far, haven't they?

>>54973409
They've switched to using precooked meats and other premade stuff. Its depressing because i had one close by in 2012- 2014 and they were basixally the best quality/quantity/price for inauthentic burritos.

BOIL bros....
OOOOOO OOOO OOO OOOO

WISA bros I think it might be over

ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>54973408
picrel

>>54973425
nice autism you have there but appreciated all the same
here's a paper on inflation beating investments for your troubles
https://prod.schroders.com/en/sysglobalassets/staticfiles/schroders/sites/americas/canada/documents/investment-perspective-what-are-the-inflation-beating-asset-classes.pdf

>>54973205
controlled is a very weird word when it comes to money. They have more tricks, and more built in safety mechanisms. but all those are no match for niggers. It will crash, theres only so many write offs a bank can do and not earn the ire of the Fed. and write now the systemic risk is exceeding those safegaurds.
Do you have trendy single item restaurants owning the space? Right now in my town real restaurants are all collapsing into consolidated kitchens. Most of the Restaurant space is owned by single item cookie delivery stores. It doesn't take a genius to know that way overpriced cookies and delivery can't compete with your average bake sale by children in terms of value of goods sold. Probably half of these are drug fronts any way. Once the liquidity in the secondary market dries up all the tertiaries and services all shutter.

>>54973472

>>54973402
Most things can be done yourself and it's actually really rewarding when it's your own home but I would not pay 50% more and 2% higher interest after wtf ever just happened a year ago.

>>54973409
Chipotle doesn't really season anything. It's probably the easiest thing you can reproduce almost perfectly at home.

There are a bunch of weekly 9 count exhaustion sequential on tech stocks right now....

Imagine eating a cold fucking burrito
Idk about around you but chipotle and qdoba both serve cold shit burritos

https://youtu.be/FAU6kAhdITM
There's nothing to worry about.
Prices only go up over time.

nice V shape

I hate waiting

>schizo jibberish post similar to the hidden tigers vomma pajeet
>pic is kpop
checks out

Its time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d dump!

>>54973523
Theres and acceptable price point for something like Chipotle. Back when I first discovered them it was basically $7 for a burrito. That was just fine with me. But now burritos are basically $13-14 and fucking zoomers have it door dashed so now your total comes out to like $22 for a cold burrito. It's absolutely mind blowing hard retarded zoomer are.

>>54973555

>>54973524
this geezer also said houses will never go down lol

>NGMS
Impressive.

GME Is up 4%.... crash has been cancelled.

>>54973567
well, have they?

>>54972824
What’s smg’s opinion on Germany banning nuclear power?

>>54973524
>>54973566
If you were to take every single boomer on the entire planet, and take the worst qualities of each of those boomers, and make an ultimate version of a boomer, you get that fucking moron Dave Ramsey. He's basically Cramer minus the Jewish subversion

>>54973459
They can keep cutting it more, it wont magically make the economies and demand roar again.

>>54973584
i would short germany but i just don't care enough to find the right way to do it
heavily temporal reliant investments often blow up in your face too even if you are right, so there's that

>>54973611
Short German real estate. The climate cult and its opportunists have done a fine job making the housing market get flooded with old worthless shacks and destroyed the demand by any rational actor to pick up the bags

>>54973591
He's fine, every strategy says don't give your money to the jews. For the general intelligence level of his audience he's fantastic.

>>54973635
The problem is, you get a couple million refugees every year

>>54973635
But where will all the refugees live? Seems like in a generation theres going to be a HUGE demand for housing

>>54973578
They will. Basically all of the brainwashing the government did to millennials has blown up in their faces because there are not enough of us to fill the void the boomers will leave behind. Nobody to fill the jobs, skilled trades will get on life support, nobody to buy all the excess houses, and that's all because birthrates are super low because we got told not to have kids because of overpopulation. Reap what you sow faggots

>>54973649
That's a narrative that is deliberately advertised. The flood hasn't picked up, it's actually declining. Even dunecoons are not stupid enough to get baited. The new attempt with the climate pass is a last desperate attempt to make germanistan attractive

why did we V? other than poot buying

why in gods name did I buy SOXS calls

>>54973675
Recession canceled, JPOW says 'We're cutting rates fr fr ong'

NFLX bros I think it's time to go all in

>>54973675
>Post cartoon characters
>Identify yourself as an astroturfer
Incompetency

WE GREEN because of the fed...

>FED BIDS FOR 3-MONTH BILLS TOTAL $7.5 BLN.

>>54973701
>Identify yourself as an astroturfer
you mad?

>>54973524
The absolute state of Mumus

>>54973711
No just pointing out the obvious

>>54973662
I guess that it's a near impossibility to be more mistaken than you are.

WHERE IS the YIELD MAID SK0NK? Come on /smg/... I miss her :(

>>54973674
Well that's largely because the mission is accomplished. Europe is a failed state. Now globohomo is coming for the US.

>>54973695
now that covid is over people are actually going out to the movies instead of using streaming platforms.

>>54973728
>Demoralization narrative repeated
>0.1 shekel deposited
Not sure if astroturfer or brainwashed
Those coons and hadjis are miserable in Europe

>>54973732
Netflix is allegedly cutting more than $300 million in production costs so I think they actually stand a chance. If they stopped making the dumbest faggot shit to exist they could be way more profitable.

>>54973721
>astroturfing
sounds like something a jewish redditor would say

>>54973212
They were commodities back in the day. Why do you think invaders raped them and left them to take care of their offspring? They were objects, and society was much better like that.

>>54973754
No it's again pointing out the obvious that is clear as day to see by anybody that has been on the internet for more then 5 minutes
>Insert ad hominem about assumed stereotype
Lol incompetency

>>54973740
Soros and Klaus are both very satisfied. Import the third world you become the third world.
>those coons and hadjis are miserable.
I think they're quite happy with the free housing, free money, and the freedom to rape whoever they want with no threat of consequences.

1 month t-bill 6% soon?

>>54973769
>assumed stereotype
jewish redditor confirmed

>>54973774
>Insert stereotypical Boogeyman
Incompetency uncreativity. You are either brainwashed or a monkey not able to form an independent thought

BUY BUY BUY

>>54973716
Pic is literal bagholder cope. Somebody should show him the Nikkei 225 chart zoomed out

>>54973701
>>Post cartoon characters
This is a cartoon-posting general, fuck off reddijude

>>54973776
how do I buy bonds directly from the govt? I cant find anything, all I can do is buy at market price where I have to tip (accrued interest) the seller.

>>54973799
Was. The astroturfing with assumed stereotypical memes has become so bad that only script following monkeys use them

>>54973751
Between that and the one where they had the little girls hoochie dancing I would never get a Netflix subscription. I will happily swing trade and get rich off their degeneracy
>with the proceeds I'll be sure to donate to right wing candidates and causes

>>54973808
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/

>>54973808
treasurydirect.gov

>the vix this low
they really ask for it. Everyone ask for a dump, so they purposefully send the VIX to the abyss.

>>54973808
>Cartoon frog shills bonds
Hilarious

>>54973822
>>54973825
thanks frens

>>54973727
not him but have this

>>54973833
The ass curve becomes more absurd by the hour

>>54973820
That's just scratching the surface my friend. It's got a whole lot worse since then. But yes I agree I haven't had a Netflix subscription in so long I don't even know what year it was last when I had it.

>>54973833
What in the fuck?

>>54973833
yields beyond 1y are laughable

>>54973856
Above one year laughable
Below toxic

Why are semis pumping

>>54973212
Why do women age so bad nowadays? She's supposed to be like 20, but already looks like Elaine Benes' actress does now and she's like 60. Also damn isn't it crazy that just in 2016 it was millennial chicks who were the "young bitchy cunts" and now already they're old hoes and we've got chicks like this? Time moves too fast 2bdesu.

>>54973822
>>54973825
those guys made me jump through ridiculous hoops in 2020 to cash in the savings bonds by granny gave me for mine and jesus's birthday each year for the first 18 years of my life. They made me fill out a form with each individual serial number and get it notarized with the person whose name was on the bonds (my mother). I thought you could just go into the bank to cash them, maybe it was a COVID thing, idk it left a sour taste in my mouth. My gran didn't intend for me to have to do 4 hours of work to cash those bonds in and wait 2 months with the snail mail.

>>54973822
>>54973825
B..bros they're not going to default are they?
>mfw 20% in T bills

>>54973716
This is what happens when inflation expectations are high and the market is crabbing. People get tired and simply buy.

>>54973833
Very interesting chart. This has profound economic implications.

>>54973831
if you've got under $10k I strongly urge you to purchase series i-bonds.

>>54973856
>>54973833
>there are people locking their capital for 5 years at 3.47%
Bondfags are the stupidest

>>54973868
I cashed out all mine in late 2019. Tingle in my balls said so.

>>54973869
It would be absolutely D E V I L I S H if they did after shilling t bills so much this past month.

>>54973863
they got disproportionately heemed last week

>>54973856
maybe i just don't get them, but i've never understood why people wouldn't just do the shortest term ones and then just repeat. like the 4 week interest should be half of the 8 week interest, but instead you can just do 2 4 week ones and almost double what you would get out of the 8 week ones

>>54973339
Housing is never coming down in any meaningful way. There is a massive undersupply relative to the demographics. Everyone is locked into 3% mortgages and never selling. If you didn't own in 2019 you are FUCKED.

>>54973891
>Tingle in my balls said so.
i got the tingle in 2020 and the process made me bearish on US debt for a while. My sister was able to just go her credit union and cash hers though last year. So maybe it was a covid thing

>>54973921
I also think I got covid in October 19, but that's a story for another day.

>>54973911
>Please buy my immobile capital bags
>Pump my reits
No

>>54973716
Stock market is overvalued imo. No other country overvalued their stocks like us. Look at Germany

>>54973866
Cock carousel fatigue. Women pretty much hit the wall at 21 now because they've slept with 1000 men buy then.

>>54973930
>got covid
kek no you didnt, doesnt matter what the time frame was, you didnt have it

My 0dte puts are getting rekt

>>54973890
Once you're at the size where you're a bondfag and $100k is your min. asset price, not a traunch but the purchase value of 1, those guarantees become suspect.

>>54973942
Careful, you're going to get a vacation for /pol/ conspiracies or whatever.

>>54973946
all the economic data hits tomorrow, why buy load up for today?

i dont like the look of the SPY daily chart, and i dont like todays price action... i smell fuckery afoot

>>54973963
Because options expire today

>>54973911
>implying the largest(and unhealthiest) generation in the history of the US isn't dying off in the next 2 decades
You might be fucked elsewhere, but boomers aren't gonna keep their house in the family. They'll sell that shit to afford the retirement they didn't plan for. Housing will probably keep going up for the next decade for peak exit pumping.
Demographics are destiny.

>>54973959
its all so tiresome

>>54973983
>Boomers flood the market with cuck shacks
>Market will pump for all eternity
Contradictory incompetency

>>54973868
You're not supposed to cash out you're supposed to forget and then the government jews keep your money.

>>54973936
This. The more they ride the carousel the more cynical they get and there's a lot of carousel riding these days. Think of a cynical old prostitute, that's the majority of modern women over the age of early 20s

>>54973994
It really is. At least that one dude who spams like 15% of a thread's posts seems to be off today.

>>54973460
>I don’t get my fast food burritos from World Burrito
NGMI

>>54974003
next decade = next two decades
Let me guess you have public school level reading comprehension.

>>54973911
>in the zoomer category
Nice, made it.

>>54973902
The interest rates are annualized

>>54973942
>>54973959
Unvaxxed here
I had proven covid twice, last time I got the most deadly "Delta" variant
I barely got sick, just a light fever for a night and I was good

Meanwhile, my vaxxed friends are still sick and got "long covid"

>>54973983
Long medical shit, boomers will cling on for another 40 years. You'll see.

>>54974023
They already flood the market. Blackrock and co have been buying the toxic immobile bags for now in expectations of millennials buying at higher prices, guess what didn't happen

>>54974043
>this dystopian future brought to you by LLY and PFE
fuuuuuuck

why does the IRS still show INFO on my balance?

long vol I'm a sucker for pain

>>54974048
It's been very satisfying seeing blackrock default on some of their dystopian real estate purchases

Funny nobody is talking about it, but it's a big deal, long end of yield curve has been pumping. No idea why but that should give a clue that inflation isn't coming down in the short term, and hardly the rate cuts (sans a deep recession) that investors seem to be expecting.

>>54974035
Me neither but I did get tested for the antibodies. They said I didn't have them but my girlfriend did. I live in the same condo as my girlfriend. Neither one of us noticed if we even got the virus. Literally felt nothing. She's unvaxxed as well

>>54974035
Same
Never even been tested

>>54974019
that's just me when I schiz out, and the day aint over

>>54974072
>long end of yield curve has been pumping
what do you mean by "pumping"?
increase in bonds price or increase in yield?
or in other words i haven't checked in a long time

>>54974070
Yeah. With all the bad about millennials have to give them credit for chosing van life before cucking to blackrock and co. 2008/9 will never be forgotten by them and zoomers wont forget the coof robbery. The powers that were ate going to default on their bags

>>54974035
>proven covid
>delta variant
prove it and dont show me anything from a doctors office. how do you really know what it was?

>>54974104
I went to the doctor and got tested
She told me it was the delta variant

I don't have proof, but why does that matter?

>>54974057
I realized that back in 2018 and have been trying to live my best life. Albeit it wasn't actually that great since the boomerflu derailed my plans by 4 years (missed the summer olympics+japan was closed, will just go to the summer olympics in France and hope to not get murdered by niggers) but aside from that I think I can at least enjoy the fact every boomer is seething that I'm decades younger than them.

>tfw bought ZENV at $.90

>>54974101
I will be forever mad about:
>9/11
>2008
>Covid mania

t. Millennial

>>54974091
Yield curve. So yields, so bond prices are going down. This hurts banks even more btw. They are even more underwater on their HTM assets. Maybe this pacw were seeing shoring up liquidity?

>>54973968
>>54973968
I don't see anything worth worrying about. Wallstreet might short to send a message and rattle some chains however.

>>54974043
Agreed, we must keep consooming, people must live forever to keep consuming. It's going to be like the movie repo men. They're going to lease you a new mechanical heart and if you miss your monthly, you'll be getting a visit from the McDonald's police

give me 24 good reasons why i shouldnt buy NOKI right now

>>54974114
if i listened to my doctor when she said myocarditis was not evident in my age group for the vaccine, i wouldnt be running 7 minute miles right now would i?

>>54974127
Bad luck. We are the demographic majority in a decade and we won't pick up the torch, rather use it to burn down everything that came before

I happen to believe that the government will not cut spending and will instead raise the debt "ceiling" again. You should short the dollar with me and brace for more inflation

(this means stocks will go up)

>>54974127
Definitely add Vegas shooting and Epstein being obviously murdered to that list.

>>54974134
i didn't say which way the fuckery would go... i just fuckery

>>54974154
Based Druck bro

>>54974155
I never get any comps, so I guess you're right.

>>54974149
that seems a little slow. Are you a woman?

>>54974127
>I will be forever mad about:
>>9/11
>>2008
>>Covid mania
$1 billion is my price for forgiveness

>>54974155
And it is not just "the left" or " the right" its universal in our generation

>>54974173
former cig and weed smoker and fat public accountant

>>54974166
>mfw my sushi is free

I'm just waiting for $SPY to retest $410.50. This slow burn is getting annoying but it's going to happen. I think.

Rally time bay bay!!!

You bought calls right anon?

>>54973968
Putting it simply there's no reason to buy stocks right now since it's may. They've made it impossible to time the right point to short, but I can refuse to play their games.

>>54974186
my boomers are dying from smoke. One has had to have been revived in the hyperbaric chamber 3x now. It looks painful drowning above water. Its a slow dark lonely death. your shuffle zone decreases like the zone in a battle royale. until darkness takes you.

The higher the 3 month yield goes. The higher stock markets GOOO

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54974213
No I bought rumble puts

All you need is institution ownership of a stock by month to see what's happening. Looking at price is a vastly worse strategy.

Are mm bag holders buying more at the top because it's good value or to keep the price from going down? How long can they do this you might wonder.

>>54974266
-Wayland

>>54974266
>Institutions
You mean desperate bag holders

>>54974261
that's why as a former soccer player turned cig smoking accountant, I am back to running daily now. except today because i fucked my back up with yard work over the weekend so i need a few days to coomf and recover from that.

>>54974302
>>54974302

>>54974294
I mean fat fuck billionaires that go on camera for the goys and blackrock/vanguard.

The stock market is a game of selling your bags for more than you paid. Fag buys 20% of a stock and now wants to sell it. Why would he keep buying the top? Hmmm

>>54974306
>early thread

>>54974316
Paper billionaires desperate for suckers that flip him off and scream yolo

>>54974306
Report this early thread
Early bakers must be punished

>post about the european market going up because they deliberately devalued the euro because it's good for german exports
>THAT'S POLITICS YOU CAN'T POST THAT
Why do we have people who know NOTHING of stocks here acting like experts?

>>54974322
>Paper billionaires
i'd love to be able to call myself a paper billionaire, imagine the available margin

>>54974359
And while your margin gets eaten by fees you slowly become a paper multi millionaire

>>54974349
he is pretty fucking retarded isn't he

>>54974359
I would immediately liquidate everything and all in tbills

>>54974442
You should look up what happened to bonds during the 1920s. If the state organizations and it's actors lose trust of the majority no jew is stupid enough to pick up the toxic waste

>>54973833
W-w-w-where is she from, my good sir? She seems like an outstanding and fine lady

>>54973402
Iktf

>>54973402
>it can be a real bastard when all of the sudden your roof needs to be replaced and you need $40k
just get a big ass tarp and worry about it next year

I've just learned that Bobo is the name of Burns' teddy bear in The Simpsons. Trade accordingly

>>54975061
LMAO. No way. That show is so prophetic. We are living in a simulation controlled by Matt Groening.