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How to make it in germoney?
Name some strategies

>> No.54952765
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>>54952761
By making Native European babies!

>> No.54952766

Be german
Heil Hitler

>> No.54952771
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>>54952761
get a job.

>> No.54952778

>>54952761
leave, unironically

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>>54952761
French Fry + CurryWurst all-you-can-eat frenchise

>> No.54952810

would like to know as well. Movin there for a year. How easy is flippin items for cash there? What are some good sites to look on?

>> No.54952825

>>54952810
do not flip things in germany. you will be considered gewerbetreibend and that means that every week a bureaucrat from the finanzamt will come to your home and beat you with a stick, because we do not take too kindly to entrepreneurial types around here.

>> No.54952831

>>54952810
>How easy is flippin items for cash there?
Its a nightmare, boomers are the only ones going to flea markets or using ebay etc. and they'll try to bargain even a 1€ item down to 50ct
Garage sales dont exist, if you try to set one up the cops will shut it down and you will be fined on top of the taxes you now have to pay
if you manage to sell something online, people are absolutley not willing to pick it up and demand you send it to them (for free)

>> No.54952873
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>>54952778
>leave, unironically
Came here to post this.
You're considered rich by the politicians and media if you make something like 60k per year, so they keep exploring new ways to make you pay more even though they already take half of what you make.
Germany is also globalist central. They ran the covid scam for much longer than most other countries, they're brewing a new refugee crisis like in 2015 and it's clear the government wants to bring in millions more despite shrinking popular support, they are more aggressive than most other countries about implementing climate change bans and expropriations, etc.

>> No.54952875
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>>54952761
Hold crypto >1 year (without trading at all) = any profit is tax free

Hold precious metals >1 year (without trading at all) = any profit is tax free

Make some retarded fell gud startup and reap gullible local governments and 3rd rate local VCs for money and subsidies

Set up shelters for fugees = Get way too much money per fugee and day.

Be rich and get all kinds of benefits and subsidies for your businesses.
Be poor and get like 92% of the normal standard of living of the middle class (including paid for housing which is class mixed unlike in the US)


The only people really fucked in Germany are the middle classes because they get milked by the system ultra-hard, yet can not develop enough escape velocity to make it.

>> No.54953182

>>54952873
>Germany is also globalist central
Always habeen.

>> No.54953289
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>>54952761
>get some german IT frens
>go to Panama/Thailand whatever cheap ass country with no taxes
>create your company there with your frens
>work for German clients in a deckchair near your swimming pool while your latina makes you delicious food half naked
>live like absolute kings drowning in pussy

>> No.54953318

>>54952761
go work for 2 years minimum wage safe all of it
after 2 years do some shit that gets you fired trough an aufhebungsvertrag
apply for arbeitslosengeld 1
get 70% of your last month income doing nothing
after 3 months the arbeitsamt will start asking questions
answer ahh geeez doood the work market is hard dude I cant get a job bro
apply to bürgergeld
now your rent is covered and you get ~600 taschengeld and you can still work 450 basis without cutting the bürgergeld

>> No.54953347

>>54952873
>>54952778
but where to go as a germanon?

>> No.54953385

>>54953347
Argentina

>> No.54953535
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>>54953347
what this anon said >>54953385
Switzerland, Norway, Luxembourg, even Netherlands is fine I think

>> No.54953573

>>54952825
>>54952831
ffs I just want to make some side cash. Somebody give me a hustle. Flipping is good in Oz

>> No.54953579

>emigrate
You are welcome.

>> No.54953607

>>54952761
work at an automotive OEM company and enjoy your 35 hour work week

>> No.54953640

>>54952873
I think taxes are theft and all but your graph is bullshit, an average german employee does not have a tax on wage of 49% without vat, more like 30%, the highest tax bracket is 42% so i dont know wtf they calculate here

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>>54953640
yeah, overall tax burden its more like 73%

>> No.54953691

>>54953640
Ngmi, retard.

>> No.54953699

>>54953691
Explain it then faggot

>> No.54953728

>>54953699
>54953678 just did.
German government is milking the few workers they have left very efficiently, while mass importing people with little to no education. It bleeds industry daily and will be the first to fall when fiat/cdo bubble bursts. Their education system is a meme of what it was 50y ago.

>> No.54953744
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>mfw german wagecucks wake up every day early in the morning to support niggas and scum of society with government bux
>mfw niggas and scum rape, kill and fuck your women while wagecuck is working
>mfw your cuck government can not kick them out of your country >mfw your country will transform slowly into an absolute shit hole
>mfw you can not do anything about it
>mfw i am living a comfy life in a based country without niggas and subhumans
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday

>> No.54953823

>>54952873
Columbia has no tax burden? What

>> No.54954100

German here. Go to one of those used electronics stores. They sell used games consoles and hardware there. Most of these stores are owned by immigrants or their children which don't know shit about consumer electronics. So the older said consoles are, the cheaper they sell them.
However, older consoles tend to fetch a higher price on ebay. Jot down the prices, go there, buy the consoles for cheap, grab some games
>b-but muh taxes
People who cry about these don't know shit about German tax laws. Private sales aren't taxed unless the authorities can prove you're buying and selling purely for profit. And even then, selling after one year of ownership isn't taxed, period. This even holds for shit like crypto and stocks.
So, collect and hold the items. This is perfectly legal. I literally asked a fucking tax attorney about this.
A Game Boy Color can be had for 5-10€ from one of these stores and fetch you anywhere from 40-70€ on ebay. And due to the ridiculously large "look at how oldschool I am" scene you're guaranteed to be able to sell them. Old hardware is more difficult, but still worth it. It's low effort, legal, no risk.

>> No.54954120

>>54954100
>This even holds for [...] stocks.
absolute fucking bullshit

>> No.54954250

>>54954120
Shit, you're correct. Might have been cooperative shares (like the one you can grab from Volksbank, in case you live in Germany), it's been a while.
Either way, holds for goods and crypto. Though I presume the latter's going to be gone at some point.

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>>54952761
>0% tax on any crypto held longer than 1 year
>hOw tO mAkE iT iN gErMoNeyy???

>> No.54954334

>>54953744
Wtf. What's wrong with you? Slowly?
That's full throttle! Can't transform faster.

>> No.54954359

>>54953744
Racist.
Nothing better will ever come from a white cuck like you.

>> No.54954420

How do I get a German gf bros? I'm a tall mexibro that has a good job and not a bald-let.

>> No.54954442

>>54954420
Move to south germamy

>> No.54954478

>>54954442
based anon thanks you can have as many fat booty latinas as you want.

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>>54952761

>> No.54954587

>>54954478
I mean it. Most of the girls there speak spanish anyway. Get a job at some big industrial company and they will love you.

>> No.54954813
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Buy gold and silver. Mostly silver. Hitler silver.
Flip for immediate 3x to burgers if you like. Then buy even more. Easy money.

>> No.54954866

>>54954420
I second this question mexibro, what can anyone tell me about German girls, dating one, living with one, etc?

>> No.54954868

>>54953573
It's even worse than that in Germany because half the pension dues and other stuff are considered to be paid for by the employer, which is obviously bullshit to hide the fact how much the government steals from you. Real tax burden is closer to 70% in Germany.

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>>54952761
>install BUX app
>put a few K on it, collecting 2% APY
>buy the BUX token dip as soon as crypto is approved in germany
you're welcome krautzwurst

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>>54954868
>about 70% tax burden
>still no popular revolt

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>>54954917
Germans are natural cucks, especially for the government. Luckily I'm only a Mischling so I only have the autism.

>> No.54955027

>>54953318
Did you try that?

>> No.54955068

Schnell! Buyen Zie GameSchtopp und Horen Zie Rammstein! Einz, Zvei, Drei! Jawohl. Du Hast Die Scheissendreck Lieben Mein Schatz und BMW! Allahu Ackbar Du Opfa Berlin!

>> No.54955072

>>54954868
This implies that the employer would pay you his part of social security if it werent there, which would not happen

>> No.54955432

>>54955072
They just adjust the official salary to what the employee is worth. This trick isn't for employers, it's for the government to hide the real tax burden because people get greedy when they hear someone else is going to pay for it. It's a trick that is thiousands of years old, literally straight from the talmud, Bava Kamma 113b:10.
>Shmuel says that it is permitted to financially benefit from a business error of a gentile, i.e., it need not be returned. The Gemara notes that this is like that incident where Shmuel purchased a golden bowl [lakna] from a gentile in exchange [bemar] for the price of an iron bowl, which was four dinars, and Shmuel included one additional dinar in the payment so that the gentile would not realize his mistake.

>> No.54955474

>>54952765
why are all the adults fat? so this is the power of goyslop...

>> No.54955691

>>54953678
This
Plus, you get milked by boomer landlord as well

>> No.54955710

>>54953535
I was thinking about going to Netherlands since they offer 30% less taxes for expats for the first 5 years.
But isn't the situation there similar to germany, with rent being even more expensive?

>> No.54955715

>>54952761
have crypto, dont trade, cash out tax free. germany is so cucked they still havent fixed this tax loophole, while austria has

>> No.54955754

>>54955715
you forgot the part where you have to be really lucky to make a profit after 12 months

>> No.54955771

>>54955754
works for me

>> No.54956416

>>54954420
>>54954866
We are ful
>>54955015
Which is partially true but then again we always had pretty good governments until the whole world decided to change that so we are not to blame
>>54952761
At least post the flag upside down and njot in this slave version
>>54953347
Belarus

>> No.54956433

>>54954100
Interestating

>> No.54956446

>>54952875
This
Im still in shock we did not have an unlimited general strike in 2015
How do people keep going to work, ful knowing they could do a 520 euro job and get harz4 and have at least the same living standard

>> No.54956462

>>54956416
The blame is for not adapting to a new environment of shitty government. Blind faith because of past accomplishments is a recipe for disaster. To be fair, until the last decade or two our governments weren't this comically evil and incompetent and sentiment is changing quickly. AFD is the second largest party in recent polls, but I'm not sure they're not just basically CDU but more authoritarian. At least they were against all the plandemyc shit and have a saner Russia policy. Same is happening all over Europe. We'll see what happens.

>> No.54956678

>>54956446
True I guess. At the moment I earn 55k per year before tax in Berlin, 2.9k after tax. Housing is 1k with utilities, food is 300-500, 600 into savings and the rest is into everything else (shitcoins, travel, any other crap).

>> No.54956941

>>54952761
Idk I complain about America all the time, but there's still good money to be made there. Europeans, especially bongistannies, seem like they're all spent in terms of economic growth and all they can do it work for existing companies while coping about how welfare makes up for their salaries being so much lower. Is there any entrepreneurship left in Europe? If not, try and get some kind of job that will let you live overseas.

>> No.54957132

>>54952765
Redhead bros... we are recovering.

>> No.54957140

>>54952761
Follow up on what Altcoinist and similar projects are doing, the only way forward is to keep learing and be informed at all times

https://blog.altcoinist.com/altcoinist-presale-community-campaign-is-live/

>> No.54957317

>>54957132
Uhm
I want to move to asia after my masters next year

Heard redheads are exotic to asian qts

>> No.54957365

I'm German and I paid 300 Euros in tax last year

>> No.54958887

>>54957365
Indirect taxes too?