/biz/ - Business & Finance

No lmao. It's going to be the trigger that dumps it all. Just in time for the holidays!

>>54932954
student loan bros... not like this

>>54933074
Looks like end of August is the final hour. Assuming people have 90 days savings, merry Christmas!

>>54932954
I agree, this will probably be the straw that completely decimates consumer spending. Good thing my repayments are limited to 10% discretionary income. Also, I just got a 10% raise this year, and make a LOT (and have saved a lot). So I think I'll be ok.

>>54932939
Get on IBR and keep your AGI suppressed by maxing out retirement accounts = never pay a dime

>>54932939
I don't think so. They have ended the national emergency so that means they'll end the pause I think

Ideally, if the student loan cancelation doesn't go through, they'd continue the pause until something can be done proper but I doubt they will

>>54933570
They got their votes, they don't need to do anything else. Thanks for playing.

>>54934779
Permanently delaying repayment as long as the dems keep power is the perfect leash.

I'm just not paying them is all.

>>54934779
2024 is an election year. Sorry chud, i won't be paying the loans is all. lmao.

kill boomers

>>54934830
How long after you stop will they start legal proceedings and garnish?

>>54932939
that's okay. i will delay them myself :)

>>54934869
hasn't happened so far. even before the scamdemic i never paid a cent. it's easier for them to feast on the paypigs than chase me down.

>>54934903
I’m tempted but I can’t help but think you’re lying on purpose to give your fellow anons the ol spicy wage garnishment

no need. Pandemic over, mission complete.

>>54934960
>nooo you're just lying anonymously onliiiiine
go back to rooodit, i don't give a fuck about your opinion. i will not be paying the loans. i will roast boomer corpses for heat in winter. i will bash boomer skulls in and squat in their fucking oversized houses and live rent free.

>>54935039
What a bizarrely aggressive reply

>>54932939
It's gonna be worse if they don't at this point desu

>>54932939
>take up hundreds of thousands of student debt
>blow it all
>gun down school afterwards and live rent free rest of life

>>54932939
Nope, you should consider using nilo's brush to earn to pay that shit

>>54935980
You should literally kys

>>54935972
Absolutely based kek

>>54932939
Argie here. Education is "free" in our country and still people here rather learn a trade or get a fucking job if they are poor. How retarded are Americans, really? imagine engaging in a debt you probably won´t be able to pay in your lifetime no matter your efforts because you think education is important to make money and you'll become rich anyway once you get your degree and have a job. Kek. Even the most low two digit IQ brownoids here know college is a meme. It's all about making money in the end.

>>54935980
Why would I even do that, faggot

>>54935980
I'm gonna fucking kill you

>>54936119
you are taught at birth that if you do not go to college, you will literally flip burgers for the rest of your life. when you're a dumb ass teenager, why would you believe otherwise? every authority figure in your life parrots the same exact mantra. go to college, flip burgers, or become a zogbot and defend israel. those are your only conceivable options. you're 17 and get high every day. literally why would you believe otherwise?

>>54932939
haha pay the loan wagies

IBR is the biggest scam
>payments lower the amount if interest that accrues
>that interest compounds
>pay IBR for however many years
>get three times the original loan amount forgiven
>wiped debt is considered income
>now on payment plan with IRS
>cycle continues

>>54936674
Wat

>>54936244
People are just too retarded, but America is a country so jewed it exploits their teenagers for life by granting these college loans, how is that shit even legal? Imagine getting a degree and not finding a job because you're too white and straight, you´d be flipping burguers and giving half your income to uncle sam to pay your student debts. But you're right it's all brainwashing and social conditioning in the end. People must think having a degree and an office job is the epitome of glory in society

>>54936674
>>54936966
Ah I see. Always a catch.

>>54933248
If you do this + PSLF, the government actually pays you to go to school

>>54936674
Imagine not knowing that PSLF is tax free.
Thanks for paying 400K for me to go to school, anon.