/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54925307
Tipping at a grocery store? What?

>>54925307
>would you like to tip?
>press no

EZ. I bet these fags donate to charity too when the kiosk asks

>>54925307
Been aware of the /sdg/ on g for awhile now so I was not an immediate reactionary. Now that it has matured drastically across tons of different arenas, it gives me pause. AI may actually outmode us.

>emotional blackmail
just hit no you fucking pussies

>>54925307
at Dollar Miserable (General) today I accidentally accepted a 37 cent donation to some literacy charity on the self-checkout. The dialog box just looked like the standard one that usually says "only accepting card".
Anyways, since there was no way to remove the donation, I just didn't scan one of my 3 dollar items. Whatever, still saved money in the long run. I donated to charity today, and got a free item.

>>54925307
Mc Donald's try this kind of shit with their order kiosks and every time it just adds a little downer going to pay for my delicious cheese burger imagining an extra ten cents going towards another pair of nikes for a lil poo shista somewhere. But I can cancel it which gives me a little cortical stimulant boost sensation knowing I can deny my participation in that.

Thanks Mc Donald's!

>>54925351
Kek. Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I inform you: the weak men are creating hard times.

>>54925307

Just say no. Think about D.A.R.E.

Whenever a store does something that pisses me off I steal 50$ worth of shit from them. It's my asshole fee.

Leave carts around the parking lot?
50$
Make me wait for something?
50$
Ask me to donate to charity at check out?
Yep. 50$

>>54925538

>>54925307
what's a good % tip for your landlord in the midwest US?

>>54925569
>Leave carts around the parking lot?
what if i told you customers do that, not the store lmao

>>54925581
cant go wrong with 15%, he will apreciate you.

Guys I let my mask slip a bit about my racism the other day in front of my girl.

>be at fair with girl
>tickets were $15 to get in each
>buy tickets
>they never rip ticket or anything, just wave us through
>leave fair at 2pm
>say hey we should give are tickets to people walking up so they don’t have to pay
>cute white girl walking into fair
>my gf asks if she wants her ticket
>girl is super happy and thankful
>next is family of Mexicans
>I look at them and don’t say anything
>tell her I was too nervous to ask them
>truth is I really fuckin hate Mexicans
>we walked back to my car silently

>>54925680
>>tell her I was too nervous to ask them
You messed up. Now you seem weak.

>>54925680
Girls find racism hot you flaming faggot. Why not tell her the truth?

>>54925680
If you're open and unapologetic about being racist, people (especially girls) respect it more. You have to be comfortable with Chad behaviour though

>>54925307
>Biden causes inflation
>wtf, how could you do this to me, capitalism???
you get what you fucking deserve

He's right you know

the way things ought to be

>>54926200
Good thing you retarded leftist faggots will never hold office again after Biden crashes the economy. Your demented retard president is going to make the great depression look like a fond memory.

>>54926200
Actually if the immigrant is there to depress wages, and then no natives take the job because the pay is shit, this results in an immigrant being hired. Both immigrants and capitalists are problems

>>54926200
>fuck capitalism
>he says while supporting 2 mass marketed things, green energy and fag pride

>>54926200
They can both be blamed lmao

>>54925364
most honest trade

>>54925958
This.
Another to the virgins around here is this: never in any way, ever, cry im front of your girl, ever.

>>54925307
>It's another episode of retarded anon doesn't understand what late stage capitalism means.

>>54925320
>Tipping at a grocery store? What?

leave your basement, anon

>would you like to donate do X charity?
>would you like to round up to the nearest dollar and donate to X charity?

All of these donations are made on behalf of the company, Congratulations, you literally just pre-paid their taxes for them.

>>54926431
i only cry when looking at cute baby animals and i will continue to do so unapologetically

>>54925307
Me and my dad went to the dollar general today and both PAID WITH DEBIT CARDS and the wagie there asked us if we wanted to round up to the next dollar.
Wtffff?????¿¿¿¿???

Not My Pb

>>54925307
Just don't tip. It's a weak pussy tax.

>>54925307
blackmailing clients is something I do every chance I get, it's fun to see how the idiot suffers for such small things, that along with my DEXT bags are my funniest shit of the day

>>54926542
>Me and my dad went to the dollar general
My dad and I went to the dollar general.

You can be poor but show a modicum of decorum please anon.

>>54925307
>1pbtid
>muh late stage capitalism
>all wealth is just big piles of money.
If anyone is wondering why there is so many reddit tier opinions it's because reddit and imgur are going public and as such are culling their user base.
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/92906812/#92906812
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/92933268/#92933268

>>54927277
>world hungers exists because there's not enough money going to poorfags
lol, how do people like this exist, isn't naivety supposed to disappear by the time you're an adult

>>54927260
Nice reddit spacing, grammarnigger.

I'll tell them no and that I'm not paying extra for communist tax write offs.

>>54925680
play the uno reverse card on her and tell her she hurt your feelings by giving her ticket to a girl hotter than herself

>>54927277
good god that guy is a retard on so many levels
>assuming those 6 trillion are all just sitting around in cash
>implying selling 6 trillion worth of assets won't bankrupt entire companies, crash multiple markets and have a devastating effect on the world economy
seriously fuck reddit and the braindead vermin that frequent it

>>54927785
I think it is a sound idea. We can collateralize the assets into a loan and spend it on solving these issues, not crashing the economy but stimulating the economy and promoting equality. And as the issues get fixed it leaves even more room for economic growth as these people can now work normal jobs, build infrastructure and get 1st world luxuries into their life.

>>54925307
You should get a % discount for self checkout because you're providing free labor

>>54925680
I once did that when I had been at Six Flags (I think it was). Those day tickets cost like 50 bucks at the time I think. Got two friends to join me in giving our wristbands to a family about to enter when we left. They seemed very confused at the prospect of suddenly not having to pay 150 bucks to the aquatic Jew

fuck tipping in all its forms

all charities are scam, the money goes to administration's fees, almost nothing trickles down to the actual cause you are donating to

big chains asking you to donate only means they donate to deduce it from taxes

>>54925604
store wagies should clear that up as soon as the customers leave them around

>>54926168
This. The key is to be integral

>be me visiting the sunny french mediterranean coast city of Montpellier
>sit down with my friend in a nice restaurant
>hot milfy waitress, who looks like the inspectora in 'money heist' gives the best service
>want to tip her but have no cash cause spent it on beer already
>ask her, if I can add a tip to the bill on top
>she says loudly in strong and hot southern french accent: 'noo, the money goes to my boss anyway and I don't get anything of it. Keep your money'
>search my trousers and find 2 euros I gave her and she put it into her trouser-pocket (not the purse she uses for work)

And that, dear americucks, is based.
In my home country Germany the ugly cuck waitresses would still collect the tip for their overlord, as well. Frenchies are based as fuck and the native women of their south are hot as hell

As a white liberal living in New York City who supports socialism and advocates for UBI, I believe in fair compensation and economic equality. When it comes to tipping at grocery stores, it's important to consider the broader context. While tipping is traditionally associated with service industries like restaurants, grocery store workers also play a vital role in ensuring access to essential goods. They often face low wages and challenging working conditions. In an ideal society, workers' wages would be sufficient to support themselves and their families without relying heavily on tips. However, until systemic changes are made, tipping can be seen as a way to acknowledge and support these workers' efforts. Ultimately, the responsibility lies with both individuals and policymakers to address income inequality and ensure fair compensation for all workers.

>>54925320
Americans have been giving tips since their birth.

>>54925581
about 5% on a 147 grain

Just got back from the USA.
Yeah tipping culture there is weird.
But I'm a Euro chud and I don't tip fat Americans.
Apart from this one girl who had big tits. Tipped her $5 but she didn't even let me touch them. The fuck?

>>54925307
>Late stage capitalism
2 more weeks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQwN8JorDk

>>54925519
>feels superior to anyone while eating from mcnuggers
You're fat, you're greasy. And thus of subhuman status.
Be ashamed of your existence and eating habits.

>>54927953
> Be Sudanese farmer
> Receive Reddit loan in dollars, cash from heckin evil billionaires
> Plant dollar in soil
> 3 months later my dollar tree is ready
> Collect harvest of 100 dollars
> Entire village eats dollars for the rest of the year
> Govt soldiers are eating their own dollars from their dollar trees so don't need to come to my village and steal
Thank you Reddit loan!

>>54925307
surest proof of a cost of living crisis
>wagies can't afford to live
>mr. shekelstein too cheap to raise wages (oy vey, the marigns!)
>passes the costs on to his loyal goyim customers

>>54929196
>ADHDbrained mulattoe zoomer can only think in terms of 10 second tik tok clips and immediate happenings
the reality is that your standard of living will slowly degrade, without relent, year by year. it's already happening, although the manufactured crisis that was COVID compressed a decade of decline into 2-3 years.

>>54926483
The companies actually donate X amount of money in advance. The "donation" you make actually just goes straight to the companies pocket.
So even if they raise the 1million through "donations" they still keep it, and they keep more than just the 1 million, while also using the 1 million they originally donated as a tax write off.
So it's a lot worse than you think lmao

>>54925307
Kill yourself

The checkout girl didn't look at me very nicely after I said no to rounding up my $599 headphone purchase for a pet charity.

>>54925307
I only tip if its a full service establishment.

>>54925351
Everytime you say no a tranny offs themselves

>>54929517
none of this is true.
t. accountant

>>54926590
we full 1919 up in this bitch.

>>54925307
I like this though b/c others can pay the tip and subsidize the store while I tap "custom tip" -> "$0" and pay less.

>>54930083
The real jewish trick is to make it difficult to find the "no tip" option

>>54926200
why hide the name, you can just searched what he typed and find the exact tweet lmao

>>54926483
Holy shit yeah my grocery store does this (jewel osco, chicago)

I ALWAYS say no. You can't ask me to pay $7.39 for a regular sized jar of peanut butter and then ask me to donate ON TOP of that

>>54926305
>Both immigrants and capitalists are problems
They are the same problem really, and if these middle class liberals keep running interference for them because they are against racism they are going to end being seen as collaborators with an according fate

>>54930160
The jewel I go to used to have retarded people as baggers and then fired them all to put in self checkouts. If they don't care about being charitable then I'm not going to.

>>54928962
lmao

>>54925577
>muh stronk mehn boo fucking hoo

Fuck I hate images that use poor quality visuals with text added to explain complex subjects. Go read a book please

>>54925307
>cashier doesn't give me flirty looks or use a sweet voice
>smash that "no tip" button
nothin personnel zoomies

>>54930869
>poor quality visuals
it was made in 2015 and re-saved by boomers and retarded 14 year olds a few dozen times since.

>>54925322
>place order
>asked to pay before service is received
>asked to tip
>press no
>people in back see you didnt tip
>food/drink is fucked with.

>>54925307
>Late stage Capitalism
>two more weeks

>>54932040
In a grocery store?

>>54929800
Not even fucking close retard. The cobalt mines of the congo yes but nothing in the US is even close to 1919 work conditions. God damn people are soft these days

>>54927953
>We can collateralize the assets into a loan and spend it on solving these issues
you do know loans have to be paid back right?

>>54933558
>you do know loans have to be paid back right?
You just outed yourself as a midwit.

>>54929495
What does anything you wrote have to do with capitalism

>>54925307
Why is that urbanite basedboy buying meat? Only rural and suburban retards eat meat, city people eat bug and onions paste.

>>54927953
K Ur dumb

>don't tip
>wagie ragie
>i get free entertainment with my meal
waitstaff are subhuman and should be slaughtered like rats

>>54925680
I mean giving a single ticket to a family is weird desu. Should have just given the cute white girl a 2nd ticket so her black boyfriend could join her for free

>>54927406
their naivety has been subsidized by large corps. emotional, illogical, short attention span people are easily distracted and do what corps want. They are an argument against free will.

>>54926200
I hate this fucking meme about "jobs Americans won't do."

Yeah I'd haul trash for a living if doing so could buy me a two story house with a two-car garage in a nice neighborhood with a large backyard and a month long vacation every year in the Poconos.

But hey guess what? That lifestyle ended about 50 years ago.

>>54925307
I think you mean late stage Socialism. The USA has not been a capitalism since Aug 15 1971.

>>54936378
Where did the gold go?

>>54932040
Idk, I bet like 90% of people don't tip. You have to be a special type of retard to be guilt tripped into tipping like that.

I went to kfc to get take out and they asked for a tip on the debit machine
I laughed in the fat bitches face
next time I'll take a picture

>>54936391
Reported for antisemitism

>muh capitalism is le bad
>1pbti
Why do you still fall for it?

>>54936421
You mean a boomer kek

>>54926200
>He knows

>>54926590
Next up todler chimney sweepers, sorry wagies but if they're old enough to move they're old enough to work. Good wagie

>>54926200
Nah, I'm aware of both the skitskin that wants to rape white women and the evil greedy kike. Both get the bullet

>>54927785
Billionaires over leveraged us, so taking it back would end this high inflation.
Lucky for you Jew that will never ever happen

>>54926590
Would you tip cunny?

>>54927406
Anybody have that Captain Planet clip where the white western baby is getting fat sucking all the resources from the brown African baby?

>>54936391
That is the question!

>>54926200
based

>>54936541
They post the thread and then they post all the replies both in agreement and disagreement to control the conversation.

>>54925307
I tell the person “no tip” when they try to give me the pad so they can enter it themselves. Just don’t tip

>>54925307

Bong here, any time a store asks me to
>Round up to the nearest £1.00 for MUH CHARITY
I ask the shop floor assistants what the charity is, if she knows how much the director salary is, if the charity is Shariah-compliant (I'm not Muslim) and/or how much cash in hand they have compared to their current liabilies. When they can't answer I look disappointed like I really wanted to give them an extra £0.03
>OK that's a lie, not every time just once or twice when I can be bothered

>>54925307
Tipping is just a super gay and super jewy way of trying to hide real inflation from the financially illiterate.

>>54929776
Oh no, anyways

>>54925680
Los Angeles fair
Too late to hate Mexis
YOU LOST, THANK RONALD REAGAN
not to mention the Mexican's inimitable work ethic.

>>54932040
stop eating goyslop, nigger. the quality of take-out in general is on par with dog food. you think half the western world is depressed, fat and impotent for no particular reason?

>>54926200
>>54926200
God I hate this fucking meme so much.
Here is my counter to it:
1-both can be banned. We should imprison the guy who hire illegals and ban illegals from entry
Now to other variations:
>illegals do things that Americans don’t want to
>if an illegal who doesn’t know English get your job it means you are not good at it.
Pay Americans better and they will work anything
>immigrants will create more jobs because they also consume more.
Ye, which means they need more food. Who going to work the farms that pay dirt? Oh ye. MORE IMMIGRANTS. Basically a never ending cycle.
Except it also results in increase property cost, and rent because no matter you do, no matter how much you throw the costs around, land is limited to your nation.
So no, immigrations, legal and illegal is to increase property value for the elite class, while lower wages for the rest of workers.
Any commie who actually believes in this shit would be killed in an actual commie nation.
Also for the whole “be angry at the enablers (elites): I don’t see anyone being that angry at the politicians for employing cops to attack people, but they hate cops.

>>54938021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eyJIbSgdSE
if anything we need more illegal immigration

>>54937976
> not to mention the Mexican's inimitable work ethic
You mean the Mexican utter servitude and being ok to get paid dirt? Ye you are right. They are the ultimate slave race. You an push them around, abuse them, pay them dirt and they still work for you 16 hours per week, hence why the elites love then so much.
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/10/15/dominos-ceo-us-needs-more-immigration-to-address-worker-shortages.html
They got pushed around by Cortez and now they are getting pushed around by other elites

>>54925611
Cheapass. 18% is the new 15%

>>54925307
I’ve been asked to donate to a stupid cause while going through a drive thru. Round up my change or whatever. I said no thanks and the lady was like dumbfounded that I had the audacity to say no. And when I got to the window to pay, she asked if I was serious. I told her never mind, toss the food, I’m not paying. And went somewhere else.

>>54938071
>anybody can land on shores
>people say it’s a good thing
>why such inconsistency
Already 1 min and disagreed with his entire point
What else you got?
>libertarian
>liberty to send your jobs to other nations because you demand living wages
https://www.pressreader.com/canada/toronto-star/20220426/281526524617381

>>54937997
>”food” produces by dirt cheap labor
>dominate any markets that produce honest food
Not really surprising that people eat those.

>>54926483
>All of these donations are made on behalf of the company, Congratulations, you literally just pre-paid their taxes for them.
Actually no. They donate that and it won’t count toward their taxes. I actually looked into it 2 years ago and talked to many economic professors. It doesn’t. But it works as a “brownie point” (look at us, we pay our actual worker who live in your neighborhood durr, but look how we have money to that jigger in Africa) like free advertising. honesty if people weren’t so retarded, they would have drop companies who rather pay africa than give more money to local workers. But again, corporations going from mutualism into parasitism mode is the fault of a nation immune system, it’s people.

>>54938116
>not explaining to the nice lady how little of charity donations actually reaches the needy or w/e and how such “charities” do more to harm that which they claim to be helping because of their parasitic existence

>>54925307
Walmart also forces you to fucking rate their workers (by stars) in self checkout or regular checkout. Which affect the bonus of managers. Workers actually get yelled at by some bitchy managers for losing rating.

>>54938213
imagine living in a social credit controlled world where everyone rates each other 1 star for everything because it be like that

>>54938071
You know what? I actually bite the bullet and listened to this jewish fag dribble.
Same bullshit memes that I heard a billion times before and I addressed already
>they take jobs that Americans are unwilling to take. They are hard workers
Translation: they are push over slave masses that will take any abuse in the name of dirt wage. are there to keep the wages down like fucking scabs like increasing property values for the elite class.
> His parents, Sára Ethel (née Landau) and Jenő Saul Friedman, were Jewish working-class immigrants from Beregszász

>>54938273
As always, it’s first being tested on niggers.
And if they can control feral niggers (who attacked atms and banks) then controlling slave race browns and “if you voice your opinion you are racist sexist etc “ whites are easy as well

>>54938078
Sad but true
That's why...UNION and UNION only
Small business capitalism meme gets the lake.

>>54938319
Union won’t fucking work when you have fucking brown slave races being poured in, affecting property values and wages + faggot liberal enablers who are afraid to be called racist.
Union won’t work when they are scabs around, why would it work when immigrants are around?
You kill cancer by depriving it of glucose, by contracting it source of free glucose.
Same here
Close your borders, put walls up and your low low wages will increase. Stop outsourcing and h1b1 visa and your high wages stop decreasing.
Funny thing is that if you suggest ANY of these (stop visa, outsourcing, strong borders) you will be accused of hating “brown people” etc (which is REALLY big offense and can ruin you, akin to rape allegations, even if it’s over Twitter)
Really, rich people have the balls of people in their hands and they love to squeeze them like this.
Until then, no Union.

>>54928032
Which of the two people scheduled for the hour of your shopping period should attend to this whim of yours? The meat counter guy or the lone cashier? (These are your only choices there is literally no one else in the store.)

>>54938313
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2023/1/27/nigeria-launches-domestic-card-scheme-in-cashless-bid
Forgot link

>>54929196
Sadly, it been late stage and it will be like this forever.
There is no Union when borders are open.
There can be good wages when h1b1 visas and “diversity” green cards are available.
There can’t be any good price hosing when population keep increasing 1-2 million per year through immigration
It’s late stage but it’s forever stage, because elite made sure to shut people down by calling then racist sexist etc
Why do you think all the socialists “good wages” are becoming increasingly faggoty? Because they have to talk to masses of faggots the same way or they get accused again

>>54928962
Underrated.
Greatest goylems.

>>54929495
Aha and what can be done about it really beside closing the borders and removing glucose from corporate elite cancerous tumor?
Each one of these billionaire and politicians have addresses, families, and houses publicly available. But what people do when they “protest”? Ye, they attack their fellow workers and steal their labors.
Instead of going to the borders and immigration centers and shut down the scab factory, they yell and chastise people who buy a burger from a McDonald on “strike”
It’s really over because people are too dumb

>>54926200
Imagine if republicans weren't pussies and could just admit "who gives a shit about jobs, low-IQ brownoids are demographically replacing us"

>>54926200

The presence of the illegals creates a prisoners dilemma where companies must take the lowest priced labor because their competitors definitely will. If we kicked every brown parasite out of the country we would eliminate that dilemma.

>>54939034
Cause the republicans are in it too. All the “immigrants are hard workers” are conservative talking points.
It’s just people who are getting assfucked demographically while suffering financially too.

>>54926200
No you fucking retards its the government. If the fine for hiring an illegal was 500k no illegals would come here you dumb fucks

>>54925307
bump

>he doesn't tip himself at self checkout by ringing up expensive produce as white onions and "forgetting" to scan a couple things
ngmi

>>54925680
>his gf isn't racist
>he doesn't make jokes about niggers with his gf
Get a better girl

>>54928962
brutal

>>54940706
this holy shit

>>54940706
This. Kek. I got my girlfriend to start blaming jews for literally everything. She was washing dishes and dropped a glass and all I heard from the kitchen was
>GOD DAMMIT! STUPID FUCKING JEWS!

I think I fucking made it bros, kek.

I visited Canada once, never tipped anybody. Only by the time I got back did I realize North Americans actually compensate waiters for their bad wages, lel

And I wondered why some of these waitresses were giving me looks every time I left their restaurants

Can't wait till the next time I visit and still not tip anybody. Fix your own goddamn problem, don't throw it at the average food enjoyer, wtf

>>54926200
>you can't hate scabs
lmao the absolute state of the modern "left"

>>54925569
Better start loosening your asshole now and get a head start on jail

>>54925307
I'm stealing shit at self check-out so they're techically tipping me.

>>54928962
Absolutely no chill on your part

>>54941064
King shit

>>54941064
Based. Wagies should be tipping us for being customers. Without us they wouldn’t have a job.

>>54941108
Stop fucking lying you hypocritical faggot.
You want open borders AND higher wages? Not gonna happen
Maga people wanted a close border, which WOULD have resulted in lower property price (less immigrants) and higher wages.
What do you guys wanted? “Elite increase wages now or ELSE.”
What was your else? Going after the elites and their families who had actual houses?! NOPE! You went after regular folks and stole and ransacked their stores so the elite could just buy their stores for cheap.
And now what do you do? “I am not gonna work for you anymore, unless higher wages!!”
Ok, thanks to your idiotic bleeding heart bullshit, they can just replace all you “strikers” with immigrants.
SIX FUCKING MILLIONS entered in the past 3 years and 800k more going to start entering tonight (oh actually, they are entering already)
So stop with your bullshit “maga people don’t understand our position”
No people understand you as what you are. Dogs of elite, supporter of immigration scab factory.
Fuck off traitor

>>54941183
>pink ID
Heh…

>>54925322
If you select no you need to get an employee to come over and approve it.

>>54941263
What?

>>54941297
>What?
Heh...

>>54941183
shitlibs don't believe anything they say. they just have a loose sentimental affinity for the liberal side that was programmed into them and they're trained through social media to get dopamine hits for repeating the talking points.

glad mass immigration is getting the attention it deserves. bring 10 of your friends ot vote for Trump this time. we have to vote harder than they can cheat. if they find a way to steal it somehow, their legitimacy is basically over permanently.

>>54941324
Liberals want open borders. They love cheap shit, outsourcing and immigration. they love service industry and they LOVE gloating at the underclass not being happy.
People think it’s “boomer” fault but it’s really liberal mindset.
But liberals also love pretending to “care”
They are the original narcissist before social media took off.
That’s why they rather donate to bumfuck Africa instead of their own towns.
Now that “worker right” is cool, they pretend that they care about workers and worker right. But they still want cheap shit and open borders
They are actual menace
Apologize if my id changes. I am on phone

>>54926200
>invade country because treasonous leftist subhumans let you do so
>take jobs from natives
>this has nothing to do with either leftists or invaders
kys, commie faggot

>>54939077
>Cause the republicans are in it too.
>commie "liberal" blames his evil on innocents
Many such cases.

>>54928962
OOF GIGAREKT

>>54941685
Anon who do you think hire the illegals.
Ye , they are in it too because they like dirt cheap money.
Doesn’t mean that I blame liberals less. Elites in Washington just want to have their slave race the majority in USA so they can use them.
This >>54938021
and this >>54941183
are me. I am phonefag so Id keep changing

>>54936340
That's pretty wild.
Especially since gold hasn't done particularly well or anything.
I'm not really a believer in 'it's being suppressed' or anything like that. But you'd kinda expect it to be worth more than it is. Perhaps it's just we're that much better and more efficient at mining it(better tech, lower costs, more people on earth for cheap labor etc...I don't know).

>>54933558
Nope. Let the banks seize the assets. There we go assets liquidated for 6 trillion

>>54925320
I got asked to tip at a dog boarding facility. Thought that was pretty bold of them to ask as well.

>>54926590
would

>>54937902

based pearls before swine

>>54941673
>natives
You literally live on stolen land

>>54943622
Get out of Palestine you kike, you are genocided their natives 3000 years ago
Also, Constantinople need to be returned to Greece.
The entire Turkey should dissolve as Turks were literal nomad colonizers

>>54925680
it's over...
your gf is now fucking mexicans...
how could this be...

>>54925680
It's the ultimate shit test. Within the first month of meeting someone, make sure you drop a racist word here or there in front of them. If they say nothing and don't go all SJW on you, then they're a keeper.

>>54925577
AI will stop the cycle this time. Wall-E world soon

>>54925307
I had an app idea that may fit this thread. Context:
Paramedics are always complaining online about making $14 an hour for their thankless job. It's a skilled position, they provide tremendous value and are paid nothing. But they do it anyway, they're like uberwagies. On the other hand, people who need to get to the hospital often need to do so urgently and are willing to pay for the privilege.

Two words:
Door dash for EMS

>>54944034
It's called 911 (or just calling an Uber to take you to the hospital lol)

>>54944034
dentist always points out i have fluoride stains on my teeth lol fucking thanks for the "safe and effectiveness" CDC

>>54944034
Privatized ambulance rides?
I think you need a team to service people who call you

>>54926168
I always tell people that I'm a bit racist if the topic get's brought up and I just say that I believe all humans naturally are racist to some point even if they don't like to admit it and since I'm in science I naturally believe there are genetic differences between races. The trick is not to seem like schizo or some maga boomer while saying these things but to seem reasonable. When normies like you enough you can slowly try redpilling them about anything if you act decent and show proof.

>>54940770
Anon I'm so happy for you :)

I tried this local coffee shop that opened near me and they flat out ask "how much do you want to tip" made me fucking seethe. Never went back.

>>54925569
This is based but yer doing it for the wrong reasons.

>store saves money on hiring worthless cashiers using self checkout
>doesnt pass the savings onto me
>asks me to tip i guess the store managers
Why?

>>54932040
>be paid to make food
>blackmail people to make their food
What the fuck are you even paid for if there's a tip at a restaurant where you go up to a counter, order, grab your food and leave?

>>54925307
>1 pbtid

Ok, newfags, children… LISTEN UP!

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH OP UNLESS HE IS ACTIVELY POSTING IN THE THREAD.

This thread is what oldfags call a “slide-thread”. It is distracting from useful threads that aren’t pushing Marxist agendas.

Remember to use the options field to your advantage.

>>54927277
>omg we could end world hunger for 216 years if we just took $6,234,645,234,245 from all the rich peopleeee. oh but then after that we'd have to take $6,234,643,234,423,346,345,123 to feed the 100 billion people. where are we going to get that moneyyyyyyy :(

>>54929150
>Tipped her $5 but she didn't even let me touch them. The fuck?
I agree, that was quite rude of her

>>54926255
2 more weeks

>>54925307
tip 5 bucks, while stealing half your groceries.

>>54927260
>Modicum of decorum
You can be a faggot, but homosexuality is a sin and God hates you.

>>54937902
>instead of creating a system where workers and business owners can benefit let's just kill business owners
>surely this system will sustain itself through the people's cooperation and won't end in a centralized state and (((commissars))) taking your shit
I agree people like Bill Gates, Jamie Dimon, Sundar Pichai etc need to die but that has nothing to do with their net worth

>>54944133
> The trick is not to seem like schizo or some maga boomer while saying these things but to seem reasonable. When normies like you enough you can slowly try redpilling them about anything if you act decent and show proof.
You don't talk to people or go outside, "normies" will just flag you as a Nazi in their heads when you try to be "reasonable" and make sure when you do something even slightly out of pocket that you get fired
Lemmings need force to be controlled, you cannot reason with a lemming

>>54926200
Purely a weak cope to avoid having to go after a hard, real target. It's as easy as it is empty to accuse the rich leaders.

>>54925320
You won't understand the culture of tipping in the usa without understanding the trauma of circumcision among american males. They desperately ask for a tip everywhere they go because it's an unconscious supplication to give them the tip of their penis back. They fundamentally know to their core that the tip is missing. So they ask, and ask, and beg for that mystical tip to come.

Picrel, the american tipping ritual. An american male is begging for someone to give him his tip. The giver acknowledges -always unconsciously, like the receiver- the underlying suffering of such a plea and happily hands him the "tip", symbolized by money. A big tip can be symbolically understood by both parties as a full foreskin restoration that makes everybody feel good and relieved for a short while. Evidently, as the fundamental foreskin is still missing, that ritual will continue to take place over and over in american society.

>>54938384
Regardless of how the store is managed or staffed, organization and clean-up of the store should always fall on the hands of the company, and by extension, a wagie.
The carts left all around isn't a problem from me, but if people do it, then it should fall on the company to correct it. You can't expect customers to always be behaved and leave everything organized, specially in Burgeristan

>>54944344
Cehcked
It's a slide thread, but we all love talking about tipping here

>>54945145
lmao, it's jewish black magic

We are one BBC post away from turning this thread into a synagogue

>>54944794
>"2 more weeks" was created by the political right as a sarcastic quip in response to the left's histrionic emotional response to covid, when they continuously implied that massive human casualties would be suffered seemingly always 2 weeks into the future at any given point
>"don't think covid is serious? Just wait you guys. The virus is incubating and in 2 weeks we're gonna see fucking hell on earth when everyone gets REALLY sick."
>2 weeks was also the argument to lockdown the economy. "2 weeks to flatten the curve!!" We were told by every health official
>now leftists and profressives have co opted "2 weeks" and incoherently apply it ad nauseam to quite literally any point they see online
"Hahaha the Biden administration ended resource extraction and opened the border, and you think this will have consequences? TWO WEEKS ammirite?!?! Hahahaha"

>>54925322
This wtf

>>54925351
>but the computer asked me
Civilization is finished

body bags for commie fags

>>54945215
fucking kek

>>54945441
No its a Q anon dipshit
Qs prophecies were always two weeks from fulfillment

>>54945441
>>54945490
the two weeks thing started to appear on the right after election fraud as in, the kraken will be released in two weeks, in two weeks judge clarence will throw the election, two weeks trump will be the real president, etc
beyond both of yours retarded blue vs red team mentality, two weeks was probably designed by a group of language/mind control scientists in both cases, covid and q, as both were psyops designed to keep the people waiting for a magical solution to X problem

>>54945769
Predates the 2020 election but whatever

>muh red vs blue dichotomy
lmfao retards

>>54926200
>t.

>>54944133
>The trick is not to seem like schizo or some maga boomer while saying these things but to seem reasonable. When normies like you enough you can slowly try redpilling them about anything if you act decent and show proof.
If James fucking Watson can be cancelled for telling the truth, you will be too.
Don’t be stupid

>>54926200
Both the capitalist AND the immigrant are at fault.

>>54927277
World hunger is a logistics and cultural problem, not a money problem.

>>54925320
>>54925307
It's a now ubiquitous phenomenon, caused by poor economic prospects. If the pie is getting bigger, so to speak, then the average economic participant can afford to have a low margin-relative-to-income (so the percentage amount that each seller wants of the buyer's income, in this case the grocery store from the shopper), because the overall economic growth supplements his relative income.
To give an example: if the economy grows at 8% per year, then a grocery store charging $100 per month from a shopper with a monthly income of $1000 gets 10% of his income. However, $400 of that income is due to GDP growth "lifting all boats". Since the shopper treats that as a freebie (imagine times are good, not shitshow we have now. You must imagine it.) or "easy money" that he sees as a free gift. He not only feels that he has more than he had ($1000 from 600), but in his mind, the "free" money counts double (he doesn't think of it in numerical terms, but if we would put it that way, he'd treat it as if he had, say,. $1500 instead of just thousand. He actually doesn't really treat it as money BECAUSE it was "free". To whom who has, even more shall be given and all that).
Conversely, when times get tough, he forgets his gains and thinks, if we were to put it in words, "I've always had $1000". He sort of "makes it all into precious money", i.e. something to be jealously hoarded. Revenues go down as a result of less spending, thus profit margins. To again reach the "expected" profit margin again, which itself increased because of the increased desire for yield due money-anxiety ("Oh shit, I gotta have the absolute best investment" - and then implicitly "let me gamble my money away, something's gotta be a big hit"), each company tries to increase cashflow by, to put it politely: ``opening up new revenue channels``. Everyone asks for a bigger tip, everyone sells a premium package that's just to original version of the intentionally downgraded product;

>>54947835
ads and lootboxes are everywhere. This then disgruntles the customer who becomes adamant about not spending. Everyone's investing but nobody is spending - of course, investing IS spending, since every buyer also has a seller - a seller who happens to sell investment products. The velocity (and, in a credit system, also the volatility of money) of money goes out of control. The market share of some moneys does start to trend towards zero if people abandon them en masse, at which point the increase in velocity is only upper-bounded by the speed of enforcement, to put it somewhat flippantly. That doesn't mean that all "established" moneys go to 0, but they do deteriorate to the degree we keep deteriorating them - a bank fails, there's a credit-boom, we become anxious and internally volatile. Conflicts break out in the political sphere. We hate each other. We think we constantly fail. We hate ourselves.
I honestly don't judge, but it really is just that way.
I think one can abstract from the example quite well.

le bump!

>>54937997
>you think half the western world is depressed, fat and impotent for no particular reason?

this includes you too huh?

>>54925545
We were trained for this moment

Politicians red or blue, take their vacations dont have to vote on anything while they dont have to return until it's over. How can anyone talk about commie shit when our elected officials are the biggest commies of all living off the working classes tax money

>>54925307
Eurofag here, what happens when you don’t tip in US? If you don’t tip a waiter for example, what can they do except pushing you out of the restaurant?

>>54926200
>yes this person is a criminal and breaking the law while parasitizing your social safety nets and fucking over the economy by working for also illegal slave wages
>you're wrong to be mad at him
lolwhat

>>54937997
>you think half the western world is depressed, fat and impotent for no particular reason?
Five words
>toxic
>dykism

>>54925307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OO3eCv5w

>>54941183
>800k more going to start entering tonight
What you waiting for? Get down there and see if you can pick up a Colombian hotty. There must be at least one hotty in there.

>>54930869
t. Weak man

>>54951514
Nah. There are just bunch of short Central Americans.
Dysgenic both in body and mind, literal push over and slave race. They are push overs in their own nation, used and abused by government and gangs. That’s why elites love them so much