/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stop this exuberance.

I hope you guys factor invest, missing out on gains during a crab decade can hurt

Total. Bearnigger. Death.

nigger market

total market death

>>54921417
it is so so so so so so so over

fuck im missing the golden bullrun

Any good tickers to sell calls on?

>>54921413
Normally I don't buy in to the manipulation ideas when it comes to the entire market but today is excessively fucky.

YOU PUSH IT

Smelly
Dumb
Bobo
Scum

Taylor market!

>>54921417
>buy 1 long put and write short puts on it on a stock that is barely moving up and down for the past few years
yay or nay?

are we moving out of denial and into anger? where is the anon that took a screenshot of me saying that we are starting a new major bullish impulse as of April 26th?

It's ok, bobo's, there's always next year.

just your everyday normal 3+ sigma move on SPY that statistically has a 99.7% chance of never happening

trans rights are human rights
vote biden
believe women

>>54921417
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker, trader, stock market and bank is burned to the ground, the biosphere will be extinguished

>/smg/ mocking the google flip phone
>the announcement caused it to pump 4.66%

>>54921469
>still would get more trim than 90% of smg

>>54921417
Beyond Meat looks like an easy short for earnings
Disney will probably move more but I'm not sure what to think of it

>>54921417
Why do regional banks keep pumping in after hours for them to fall below their previous closing price the next day?

>>54921478
>buying the news

>>54921470
cope and seethe

Is Helene's accomplice on that fraud affidavit the one that makes the FFFUUUUHHH sound?

>>54921494
The FDIC most comes out at night. Mostly.

>>54921474

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BICH BASTERDS

>>54921470
>nooo you can't pump,MOOOOOOOOOOM

>>54921478
of course anything appealing to literal homosexuals will pump
>it will dump

relentless bids

>>54921507
Sick of this shit, let's get Krugman in power already.

One of my direct reports is leaving for another fucking job. He getting a promotion externally and honestly I never saw him as a Manager level employee.

How the fuck do I fix this and what the fuck is Jpow doing? He was suppose to tighten the unemployment rate which helps reduce inflation.

>>54921493
$12.5 5/12 puts cocked and locked.

>>54921417
I hate bidin so much

Should have never traded stocks. People say OIL is risky. Oil is a joke, the only reason I don't trade is because of that fuckn price cap.

>>54921478
Googl gave me a fat fucking boner when i saw that announcement pump. Although i'll probably sell it cause for some reason when google tries and make a physical product it fails spectacularly.

>>54921521
Corporate balance sheets stronk. Stronk balance sheets = no layoffs = labor shortage continues.

Jay could hike to 20% and nobody would give a fuck because nobody needs to borrow. In fact, their savings would throw off so much extra cash they'd need to borrow less.

looks like bobos got HOOKED

Holy shit tech bros

Buy Rycey!

>>54921523
>>54921493
careful

Absolute fuckin meme day.

4200 EOW
4400 EOM
4500 EOY

Dubs confirm it

>>54921553
Honestly their expected earnings is already hot garbage. I might get burned by this but fuck it. Nobody is partnering with them and nobody buys their shit anymore

.....and
.........just
.................like
THAT
H
A
T

>>54921569
Close, it's actually
4150 EOW
4150 EOM
4150 EOY
4150 EOD

>>54921437
If you're not harvesting inter-factor volatility through regular rebalancing, you don't deserve to make it.

they just don't care anymore with this obvious manipulation
V shape recovery every fucking time

>>54921588
fug

I kneel

Wait the market isn't closed yet? This place is a ghost town.

Seeing my Nasdaq go up is so satisfying

>>54921588
witnessed and let the decade of the crab begin

bros im only 2% away from correcting my retarded moves for the year. Go me!

>>54921618
>The wheel
Que??

imagine not going all in on soxl
nasdump is about to pump to oblivion before the big mighty selloff (2 more weeks btw)

This market will only go down after Q2 earnings. And when in August the cpi comes out as shit, cause it won't be as skewed as today due to energy prices in q2 2022.

This market is absolutely awful

I fucking sold early...

Taiwan takeover when?

Bobo loses again

Kneel

>>54921553
Too late

This was caused by the FED AGAIN...

The fed does not want this market to fall..

I am shorting against the FED's PUT.....

I cannot win against the FED>


>FED BIDS FOR 10-YR NOTES TOTAL $9.5 BLN.

>>54921639
Will energy prices be higher than today in August?

>>54921643
Is that supposed to be a merchant? I feel like its supposed to be a merchant.

>>54921663
Yes and no. Oil will be between $72.50 and $80.00.

So wait let me get this,did a flip phone save the market?

>>54921655
We'll be back, and in greater numbers...

>>54921617
What is wrong with their tits.

WTFWT

>>54921695
Does fucking everything in china just explode?

>>54921663
Energy prices July-August-September (especially august and september) 2022 at least were way lower than March-June. The 4,9% today are because energy inflation is way lweaker. If we stay at the same price now or even go higher on oil, the difference between aug 2022 and aug 2023 will be less than april 2022 and april 2023 (which makes inflation appear so low)

AFTERMARKET CRASH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54921710
We rally on no news, we dump on no news. See >>54921474

>>54921699
Look at the bags on that bear.

Uhm guys why is it dumping the last 10 minutes

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>MOC IMBALANCE 2.2 BLN SELL-SIDE.

Crab or bust

>>54921695
Are they OK?

>>54921757
The fed is just toying with you.

>>54921777
checked
they survived dont worry anon :)

Seeing an awful lot of people getting HOOKED
And you don't want to stay HOOKED

>>54921726
Bugs are only good at mimicry and not really good at engineering which requires imagination.

>>54921734
>>54921689
What the fuck is this chart?!?

>>54921672
I do believe, happy humpday smiggers

>>54921801
OPEC autism.

aftermarket predictions?

This market is making me go crazy. I think i might quit investing after this shit....


Usually when the bears quit it could me two things.

Markets finally crash.
Or we Rally to new bull market.

So we can either go up or down.
it's that easy.

>>54921801
WHat do you mean?

>>54921648
>Biden drives Taiwan into China's arms
Just when it seemed like he couldn't fuck things up any more than he already has.

>>54921801
Shorting $80 is free money.

>>54921822

well i made it to -6% today so don't ask me i can't predict shit as it seems

>>54921822
>DIS: Crab
>U: Crab
>HOOD: Dump, then crab
>BYND: Crab
>MARA: Guess

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54921822

holding options through earnings is the real deal. this rush I feel is the gambling addiction kicking in. all in on red.

I should have listened to my own advise... it's so obvious it's going to crash that it's obvious it's NOT GOING TO CRASH right now.

>>54921808
Why would OPEC want stagnating oil prices in a highly inflationary environment, of which their expenses aren't exempt from?
Their one single cut to output did fuck all?
Why would they want to sell more units of their finite product just to remain their levels of profitability?

I just took the biggest shot of my life. This is blatantly a bearish signal for BYND. Hope you bought puts.

In the year 2030, I will be making $900 / mo in savings account interest

>>54921859

see

>>54921853

i'm a bit butthurt. but it's on me as i did not use proper risk managment and stop losses and such

>>54921501
>>54921511

>>54921895
*shit

>>54921895
did you buy calls

>>54921884
>Their one single cut to output did fuck all?
We were below 72. Now we are above 72.

>>54921859
+2.58%

>>54921859
Probably made money not bothering to check

>>54921859
-0.67%

>>54921884
>Their finite product

>>54921859
Monthly portfolio health check showed a lot of bleeding across all of my dollar assets, will stop investing in affected assets and start going into BRICS + national stocks.
Crypto stays, for now...

>>54921917
No I bought puts. My bowels told me to.

CVNA has made me so much money

>>54921950
:(

>BYND
Well atleast it was only 2 contracts

im down -14% total what should i buy when the market opens to make it all back?

REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS BYND MOONING!!!!?????

What the fuck happened to gfai at close?

>>54921417
I'm not buying options less than a month out, now.
It's the only way to give the market a chance to move in your direction.
Everything is hype of the slightest news.
Whistling past the graveyard.

Listen up: the fed is not going to raise rates again, unless there is some very bad inflation news. They were NEVER going to raise rates again.
They also are not going to LOWER rates in the near future, unless there is some very bad news, like major bank failures.

Now, take it all in, stop overreacting to everything, and print my PUTS.

>>54921859
Made 400 bucks

>>54921767
>MOC IMBALANCE 2.2 BLN BOBO BAGGIES SIDE

Uh oh, trannybeer bros

>>54921859
I sold my puts at the top and my calls at the bottom.

GFAI BROS WTF

>>54921989
>>54922018
BYND stole all your money. Go beat those guys up.

>>54921989
>>54922018
>Guardforce AI Announces Proposed Underwritten Public Offering
Thanks for playing

>>54921859
+$330 after being down $900 from my $409/$411 call verticals. Could have doubled down with a different position but the huge candles spooked me. I'll take my daily rate.

BYND bobo's maybe we are going to escape this after all.

>>54921945
I'm beginning to suspect that this could indeed be the case.

>>54922059
>BEYOND MEAT 1Q US NET REV. $58.8M, EST. $68.5M
All returns to crab.

DMRC is going to squeeze
get in 25 or under when you still can

>>54922073
I'm waiting for guidance. Numbers don't matter, only what lies the CEO is going to tell wall street

idk how you can look at this market and not find more long setups than short setups. I have been printing these last few weeks. Are bears just shorting bottoms/megacaps? small cap/mid cap space has so many long setups it is insane.

>>54921945
>The colors change in this image
>And that's how oil is made for real
Yes, quite finite.

>>54922093
Maybe they'll use AI to sell their bugburgers.

Shorted the bottom and fomoed 30min before close

>>54921919
>Previously, the Biden Administration had resisted calls to refill the SPR, citing high prices. In October, with oil prices still above $80, the administration announced it would set up a process to refill the SPR when oil was priced between $67 and $72 a barrel.
So this is the power of Brandon........

>>54922109
It says the call isn't until 5pm so any movement going on right now is fake and gay

>>54922109
Bugburgers?

I told you we were gonna pump at 8:00 EST
You had plenty of time to get your ducks in order

>>54922124
Yes, him (or, since he's senile, his energy secretary) not following through on that while oil spent several days in or below that range is what prompted the not-OPEC coalition cut.

Blindly following through on congressionally-mandated SPR sales this summer was the nail in the coffin on that.

Beyond. Burgers. Bears. Beheemed.
I tried to warn you.

>>54922138
It's ok, they're just like shrimp :)

>>54921859
+0.6%

Would have expected BYND to go down that’s interesting

i don't know what the fuck is going on but i love it

>>54922153
THE CALL ISNT UNTIL 5 THERE'S STILL A CHANCE!!!!

>>54922061
Environmentalism and environmental research is funded by the Oil Barons' NGOs.
Pic very related.

>>54922059
The old joke about how Indians name their kids.

>>54922029
Another fuck I thought they just did one. Oof

So why did everything rebound at exactly 1:39pm today?

What are you're S&P 500 predictions:

EOW: 4150
EOM: 4150
EOY: 4150

>>54922182
why is she smiling like that?

>>54922197
its not a joke though. its a real thing.

>>54922217
I'll give you a hint.

>>54922222
She's imagining noshing him off.

>>54921836
Divies are king in crab market.

>>54922099
All those fossils began existence as Dust.
Environmental regulations and taxes and fees have this peculiar habit of being too onerous for any but the majors to even be able to afford to pay them. Like it's an anti-competitive measure. We already know diamonds are much more abundant than DeBeers tells us, yet 'scarcity' drives prices and demand.

so what does well in a high interest environment

>>54922157
Shrimp have muscle meat. Crickets don't.

>>54922222
thinking about my dick in her puss
haha

>>54922244
boomers say banks, but all of them are failing kek

>>54922244
Real businesses that make real money. So in the US, basically nothing.

>>54922157
ICH VILL NOT ESSEN ZE BUGS

BYND better not hold these gains or I’m fucked lol I’m tired of terrible companies running so high off not even that impressive earnings, after so many bad quarters and revisions of estimates that are laughable ofc they gonna beat

>>54922240
why'd all my divvy stocks go down today then smartypants

>>54922244
The 10 year has been at 3.5% for the past six months.

>>54922182
that looks like my little sister... oh fug ive never coomed this hard before. And into her used striped socks

>>54922251
Puss is literally heaven until after you coom, then it's an awkward situation of trying to distance yourself.

>>54922240
Petrobrasil chad checking in i double my cash annually

>>54922260
because they always get priced in a year prior to rate hikes. They did rally

>>54922271
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>54922153
Imagine trying to go "beyond" burgers
The burger has already been perfected

>>54922270
welcome to the stock market, where everything's fake and gay and your opinion doesn't really matter.

When's the big crash Bobo???????????????

>>54922270
I agree anon. Being a bobo is hard, I'm tired of all the losses.

>>54922311
>he thinks bobos think there will be a crash
>not a steady of ups and downs fall to the bottom

when is this fake and gay market going to dump?

>>54922274
>>54922261
>>54922260
how badly will new investors get mind fucked if the best play here on out is to actually go into bonds instead of the mega domestic growth caps

>>54922330
we're heading to all time highs Buddy old pal

>>54922335
Apple bonds? Sure. Treasuries? Well, you should look at what DC is currently discussing.

Since I got my Vanguard swag, married women and teenage girls have been flirting with me relentlessly. It's kind of annoying.

>>54922356
>, you should look at what DC is currently discussing
inform me

>1:30pm
>President Biden discusses why Congress must avoid default immediately and without conditions, and how the House Republican Default on America Act will cut veterans’ health care visits, teachers and school support staffs, and Meals on Wheels for seniors.
Valhalla, NY

>>54922378
What happens when they agree to raise the debt ceiling?

>>54922228
what exactly are they spending it on that would pump the market? ETFs? Individual stocks?

>>54922373
women are intro crypto

>>54922335
i see a phat anime ass riding a dick and 3 boobs
bullish?

>>54922335
why do i feel like i can't sneed when looking at this flower?

>>54922382
>literally lots of money drain programs that can be cut
>democrats suddenly care about veterans health ans cutting a useless program that does nothing to help veterans
Democrats are completely evil scum.

>>54922382
That's right, always make sure to point out what we lose by not raising the debt ceiling rather than informing people what the long term repercussions are if we keep raising it.

>>54922388
Dollars in the TGA are dollars not in margin gambling accounts.

>>54922396
Crypto is incel perfume.

Ok so the last public offering at 4.65 tanked GFAI price from 20$. It immediately recovered to 20$. It just happened again another offering and now back at 5$. What are the odds it goes back to twenty as soon as the offering is over. Imma buy alil either way

$hban pls keep going down.

>>54922331
In 9 years. And it will dump down to +78% of where we are now.

>>54922449
In 9 years I will be a majority holder of berkshire.

>>54922436
it's not going down bro sorry but i bought today

>>54922467
both munger and buffett will be dead in 9 years

>>54922468
Damn. I bank with them and buy puts to spite their shitty customer service

>>54922477
As planned.

I'm feeling extremely bullish right now.

Im watching some fat mexican women do yard work for my neighbor, I'm about to go over and offer one a $20 for a blowie.

>>54922494
welcome to a month ago
enjoy the refreshments

>>54922386
SPY 500

>KLXE

>>54922506
SPY isn't even keeping up with inflation.

If you don't have your money in BIL ans ready to snipe shorts you are literally never going to make it in crab market.

>>54922429
How are they passing that money through to the market participants though? Is this the rumored treasury buying program.

WTF happened today????

>>54922543
Homos dressed as women had gay sex with a child and republicans are seething.

>>54922551
thats why the market dipped midday??? but that happens everyday

>>54922330
Look at this back pedaling by Bobos lmao

capitulating in real time HAHAHAH, kneel you brokie

>>54922541
You should stop asking questions right about now. For your own health.

FUCK BYND

>>54922569
Lol keep buying. You won't be around to ask for forgiveness when we are proven correct mumu

>>54922543
Bullshit happened. Barrels full of bullshit.

>>54922501
no you wont pussy. if you do, tell us what they said.

>>54922569
I won't backpedal. You mumu's will feel pain.

>>54922228
>it takes less than 100k to move the SPY 4 points
wow i totally believe you

ASMB stock ladies!

I can't decide what I'm going to enjoy more on this bull run....the gains or the bobo ropings.

>>54922595
>The TGA balance is $184k

>>54922595
>the fed speaks in dollars and not millions

>irrational illogical mumus ignore all bad news and indicators and bad news from the institutions theh worship and believe that this fake market is going to go up and also believe that males can be females
>bobos are rational and logical and knows that clown world is unsustainable.
Bearish

Dividends are extremely relevant

>>54922599
A bull trend is out of the question. What you're seeing is shuffling and sector rotation in a vicious game of chicken. This kind of thing can hold a crab range but it's never going to steady climb.

>our imaginary monetary system has non-imaginary limits and we can't just make up another way out of the thing that we made up from nothing
it would be cute if it was coming from a kid but I know you are all adults

>>54922647
It's a faith based system and it makes atheists seethe.

>>54922598
>-97%
its over,baggie

I'm thinking of buying $100,000 in SPY tomorrow

Good idea or bad idea? I like to think this event will trigger a global financial collapse because the price action seems to invert my trades perfectly.

>>54922599
there is zero reason for a bullrun. no injection of liquidity = no bullrun. the market only moves on free, low rate money. Market will crab and or trend down as the higher rates take effect.

>>54922668
I think it's a great idea you can never lose.

If you don't own PLTR and PBR you are a novice.

why should i not buy tobacco stocks? people don't seem to be stopping smoking and they seem to pay decent divvies

>>54922703
>nobody has quit smoking
Yeah they started vaping, nicotine producing companies will always be profitable.

>>54921542
Only true for Large-cap. Just as we saw in banks, small-cap is getting hammered. What we're seeing is more consolidation which makes the market look like it's growing but its simply eating the less profitable.

>our imaginary monetary system has non-imaginary limits and we can't just make up another way out of the thing that we made up from nothing
it would be cute if it was coming from a kid but I know you are all adults.

>>54922647
The limits are trust or mistrust and anger. Sure, you can't influence the market directly, but you, if you believe in democracy, vote and change the people who fucked up the imaginery limits in the imaginary system.

what's the play here

>>54922727
Profiteering from the ignorance of the masses has always been what fuels the economy. Children understand that the games are rigged at the carnival.

>>54922732
NGE calls

Are bearniggers seriously Macroposting again? lmao

Are electric air dusters better than the compressed air cans?

>>54922718
some did but i still see plenty of regular smokers and also beer drinkers. doubt that those people will stop existing anytime soon

>>54922749
Nah, I'm just getting drunk while sitting in the sun enjoying life, about to grill a steak and masturbate while staring into the light blue sky.

Why the fucking fuck is beyond meat up so much

>>54922769
You haven't made it if your cock hasn't had a sunburn.

What did i miss today?

>>54922769
>eating Steak on National Shrimp Day
Your portfolio will plummet

Im stroking my cock and making money after hours, it's not for everybody but it works for me. I also had to put my cat down today.

Is the poor guy still there who went all in OXY yesterday? ouch

If SPY does not go ByeBye by tomorrow
I will be seething, I will be mad
I might even become a little nasty
How about everyone here comes together for a little song and dance?
Spy goes bye, please go die, me spy, you so sly. Die die die

>>54922799
I used to live in Alaska and would drop shrimp pots while fishing silver salmon on my boat in Prince William Sound, now I live in Idaho. I will never eat non-fresh shrimp.

check the volume of those 2 candles and tell me how this is not fake and gay

>>54922744
The game is rigged though. we all know it, thats why it won't actually fail and if it does you had better be worried about something else besides money.
>>54922771
I told you not to get HOOKED.

>>54922840
It is rigged, that's why you bet on the house.

Another day. Sold PARAA and INTC. The divvy slashes were a big part of it. When you can bag say VZ which forks out a fatter yield and almost 4x divvy (INTC + PARRA; 0.70 annual v.s VZ 2.6 annual) cheaper than both to boot well uh its kinda a no brain move. Also bagged more VZ and DIS for the hell of it.

>>54922857
well yeah, thats my point. thats why bears are fucked.

>>54922771
curious, curious indeed

>>54922872
Well you are completely irrational if you think the market and fiscal policy is sustainble.

>>54922871
boomer anon getting heemed

Bros

I wanted to be one of the remilios

Why the fuck did Elon pump this shit before I could learn how nfts work?

>>54922891
again, I refer back to >>54922647. Keynesian economics is what rules America.
btw, I found this clip I thought was interesting. It's exactly how I feel, as well.

>>54922906
whats the difference between a remilia and a Milady

Thoughts on agriculture ETFs?

>>54922912
nvm forget the clip. I dont want to be banned for politics by the tranitors.

>>54922897
Kek. More like being smart. I'll get another tax break now added to the pile for next year. Salary is fixing to go up 6% again this July. Pension will get jacked almost 6%, my 401k contributions will be jacked 10% and my divvy income just got jacked a bit more today.

>>54922919
I don’t even know

>>54922835
Happy to see there's still redditors that don't understand the volatility of low liquidity. Maybe the bottom isn't in.

>>54922953
exactly my thought. It's baffling how many people confidently masquerade around here acting like they know wtf they are talking about.
but I bet you that he will also say low liquidity will crash the market - HAAHAHAA

>>54922912
Lol, redditors bitch and moan, but if you don't offshore your money into an international bank account that exchanges currencies that aren't the USD you are still a simpleton, but a simpleton that has potential.

>>54922953
>>54922965
look at this exuberance. completely delusional reading of the chart
lol, lmao

>>54922984
True you are reading it wrong, at least you admit that.

>>54922997
we formed the top it's literally over but keep buying those bags will get heavy

>BCE doing psyops on social media
TOP KEK
SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF YUROPE
The BCE is shilling on instagram doing preventive damage control for whats coming. 1(one) yuro will be worth 0.1(zero point one) dorrahs in the near future. I'll soon be getting BCE ads on YT telling me how everything is gonna be ok

>>54923008
Mon Dieu...

>>54922808
So sorry to hear about kot

>>54922984
>doubles down in retardation
never change <3

>>54922929
They will never understand that you are the only one who will actually make it. It's ok and what made me dump Intel was the fact they keep cutting orders. If demand is that low wtf is gonna happen when you get 3 massive megafabs online in a few years

>>54923027
well at least I tried, but some people have to be exit liquidity

>>54923008
how cheap will european mail-order brides be?

TO ALL
OF THA
GREAT HEEMARINO
DOUBTARDS
if you were not niggers and had read
THA ROBINHOOD
INVOOSTER'S GUILD
NEWSLETTER
then you would know that it is near the end of Q2 earnings reporting
and SEVENTY FIE POCENT
of the SSSSSSSSSS
&
PPPPPPPPPPP
FIE HUNNIT
had
"bettah than expected" earnings.
NOW
THAT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT THOSE EARNINGS
WERE
"GOOD"
just bettah than expected.
BUT
>BUT
BUT
here is THA THANG
and is what
MIKE
FUCKIN
WILSON
has already TOLE YOU PEEEPOLE NATTA GET INVOOLVED INNAAAAAT
that as the RATE HIKERINOS
and tha MONETARY CONTRACTION effects catch up more and more, which they have only begun to do, really, what with THA LAG between FED MOOVARINOS and tha RUBBA ON THAT ROAD
it will be the Q3 and 4 earnings reports where
SHIT
GOES
SOWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
niggers
jews
fags
i hate women
TREE MONTHS

>>54923021
Pls sirs buy YURO SIR
DO THE needful sirs I need to feed evropean village sirs

so what exactly has been the last month and a half? this crabbing is kind of getting retarded

>>54923008
What do I short? I don't know anything about forex.

>>54923105
Get used to it cause that is all you will see for the next 40 years minimum

>>54923080
Rolling in honor of CRBPajeet

>>54923105
comfort trapparino

>>54923112
>what do I short
Whole YUROPA. Careful with DAX tho, shit is fake and gay. Manipulated by WEF/rothchilds

>>54923080
benchods tomorrow will be red

Prices have reached what look like a permanent plateau

>>54923174
>Kum it
Sir....

Skykings WWA

>futures

>>54921417
Crazy that it pumped right at the end of the day again huh.

>>54923289
is that Dave Chapelle?

>>54921478
I would like to be In a Anus with her if you know what I mean.

>>54923299
its been a buy the close, sell the open market for quite a while now anon.

>>54921494
>slorpers buy banks hoping for the giga squeeze
>boomer investors see this and save their pensions

>>54921437
why do REITfags always cherry pick their starting point at the top of the tech bubble?

if you aren't buying fertilizer stocks right now you hate money

>>54923355
I'd rather buy fertilizer from my favorite e-girl instead.

>>54923355
>buying fertilizer
buddy this is how you end up on a watch list

>>54923355
>fertilizer
Post your bags,faggot

>>54923322
Well because you see here tech is a bubble and people are trying to find the next best thing. So hence REITs and taking advantage of rentoids such as yourself.
As a side note, Bill Barr has a great point on the stock market price action:
https://youtube.com/shorts/KHcwGczmlLg?feature=share

>>54923371
haven't bought yet, but names like MOS are on my watchlist now that they're at 52w lows

>>54922922
just get the farming REIT

>>54923424
there is such a thing?

new bobo copium just dropped

>GFAI
Finna slurp that shit tomorrow

just ate dinner and still hungry

baker bake

>>54923612
Time for dessert or maybe just drink some water. Milk works really well, too.

>>54923586
>3000

>>54923652
Sorry, I only bake using butter from the finest anime milk trucks, and those are now banned due to climate change.

>>54923673
Finally, the last ess ehm gee
Now we can be free, and the clown market can end

>>54923694
>>54923694
>>54923694

>>54923658
going to open the forbidden pickle jar. God knows how many years old those pickles in the fridge are.

>>54923080
henlo