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>Consultation Friday for my third cosmetic surgery
>Not realizing that investing in your face (or height?) should be at the top of your list as it opens more doors than anything in life, including business

>> No.54912607

>>54912595
I'm not a woman.

>> No.54912613

>>54912595
can you have sex with nurses and doctors like in the hospital?

>> No.54912617

>>54912595
>investing in your face but not your insufferable personality
hope you got insurance!

>> No.54912629
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>>54912613
Probably
All of the women working in those offices are so full of filler they look like their faces are going to spring a leak at any moment

>>54912617
>Pic
Good one chum

>> No.54912675

people who have cosmetic surgery who aren't severely deformed are psychopaths

>> No.54912720

my lower lip makes me look like a tard I think but whatever

>> No.54912734

I'm saving for bimax, cheekbone implants, and leg lengthening. Hopefully its enough to get a gf.

>> No.54912751

>>54912595
imagine caring what people think enough to pay money to change.
I dont care, also huge waste of money
Do you even get a good return on investment paying for cosmetic surgery or tattoos?

>> No.54912763

>>54912751
Ofcourse. Sales is all about being good looking.

>> No.54912768

>>54912595
I don't see why you would do this unless you're horribly disfigured

>> No.54912847

>>54912734
Good luck
Women pretty much didn't consider me human until I starved myself and got work done.

>>54912751
Yes, more than you will ever know unless you experience life on both sides of the fence.

>> No.54912916

>>54912847
ty bro, I am already lean + fit and no women are even willing to talk to me right now. My hope is that the work to my face will be enough, but I'm prepared to need leg lengthening as a last resort.

>> No.54912929

>>54912595
Norbita?

>> No.54912950

>>54912595
Just take the sissypill, anon
You'll love having your tiny cock in a cage and cum so hard from having your prostate milked
You won't have to worry about what femoids think about you

>> No.54912966

>>54912950
okay but so who is the master then, it's some ugly fat chick or rapey guy, isn't it? Pass.

>> No.54913027
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>>54912950
It's OK, soon the euthanasia will be mandatory for prostate whores too.
https://unherd.com/thepost/1-in-4-canadians-supports-euthanasia-on-grounds-of-poverty/?=frpo

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54913055

Cosmetic surgery is a sin / bad karma / worship of the body that will prevent you from reaching enlightenment and breaking the eternal cycle of reincarnation

>> No.54913093

>>54913055
is fantasizing about haviing sex bad and a different life bad?

>> No.54913110

>>54913093
As long as you don't obsess over it, I don't think so

>> No.54913120

>>54913110
if I'm miserable with my current life and I"m doing nothing to make it any better, it's all my fault isn't it? I guess I have to die and come back and try again.

>> No.54914321

>>54913055
yes and you should be good or santa claus won't bring you presents on Christmas

>> No.54914331

>>54912595
you've got the same brain problems as a troon lmao try not to kill yourself buddy

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>mfw I'm 5'6" and built fat but have fucked ~40 women primarily white and Asian

You people are insufferable AND retarded

>> No.54914359

>>54912595
LA HEE

>> No.54914365

I'm not some dysgenic gook so I don't need plastic surgery.

>> No.54916342

>>54912734
it's never enough if you really want to please one, if I have to make that much trouble I'd rather go to therapy and get self esteem lmao, or put money into things like DEXT, you know, get my money's worth

>> No.54917736

>>54916342
>Paying money for some bitch to sit there and listen to your gripes and teach you breathing exercises
Talk about a waste of money

>> No.54918429

>>54912595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt4zT_PBmw

>> No.54918757

>>54913027
God that would be amazing, imagine all the poor people just disappearing. Canada sounds better and better every day bros

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>>54912595
How does it feel to know that some of us don't need to work on our appearance or height because we're all into tokens that need minimum maintenance while they give out maximum outputs? While you go spend 12 hours in surgery with a 2 week recovery im making 240k a week
>T. PAPA, SCHIZO and PEPE holder

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54919665

Investing in your personality should be at the top of your list. The richest man list is full of short and ugly men. But they were charismatic, they were driven, and they knew how to organize and to scale. Work on your personal and organizational skills and learn how to be a sociopathic manipulator, pretty faces are stuck at the secretarial and managerial level.