/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54912144
That fat whore in the webm needs the shit beat out of her.

Come on market. You just have to make me 400k in 12-18 months. Not a big deal.

Fuck shills, Great Depression 2 starts now.

Baking.

You bought calls right anon?

Don't link to last thread.

>>54912176
Wagies are thoroughly incompetent though, she probably deserved it.

>>54912184
anyone?

I can’t wait for more discussion of some anons affiliation of Poland in a US stock market thread.

>>54912207
Fat people are always in the wrong

>>54912176
You don't understand, she was trying to explain to the zoomer twinkess behind the counter that she ordered the fat-free manhattan clam chowder but the little cunt couldn't stop watching tiktok videos while working so our heroine did the only thing that would actually get her message across the generational gap.

>>54912210
Great looking chart.

All that you need to know. Shorts haven't covered a single share.

>>54912181
>400k
Oddly specific. Do you owe a bookie or something?

whats crazy about that webm is that the chubby chick was complaining that the soup was so hot it had melted the plastic lid. im sure this bitch got in big trouble for throwing that hot as fuck soup at that wagie

>>54912207
That fat whore in yoga pants is an inconvenience to everyone around her.
>>54912223
The fat whore was demanding something completely unreasonable the girl at the counter couldn't give her. If she was complaining about the food and just wanted a replacement or a refund they'd have given it to her.

>>54912236
There's containment boards for this reason.

>>54912241
No, next year is the year I finally earn enough credits for my medicare benefits and being employed would be meaningless other than to earn money... That is the amount of money I have determined I need to make so I can fly. The truth isn't really that interesting.

we're just going to keep raising the debt ceiling until japan stops buying bonds huh?

>>54912316
until foreigners stop buying bonds from uncle sam

>>54912204
stfu

>>54912311
>That is the amount of money I have determined I need to make so I can fly.
Like go on vacation? What do you mean fly?

XPON

What if the Fed is fighting itself

>>54912361
Fed is fighting the economy

>>54912277
I'm amazed that the general still exists. I was curious why this meaningless spam phrase finds itself on every searchable ticker across twitter/stocktwits, but I suppose that's the answer. To this date, apes still have yet to go extinct.

>>54912311
Oh he gaan.

Hmm 2008 shat happened; I did nothing but go work as normal. (I did buy my house cheap due to the fallout though). 2020 covid shat; Got paid for over a year to sit at home checking e-mail. Bagged cheap stocks and got free govt money 3 times. 2021; got an epic promotion and raise, 2022; another raise (65% increase total; 401k contributions got jacked 150%), 2023; another raise (6% in July), 10% 401k contribution hike is planned. 2024; Uh I'm expecting another 6-8% pay hike in July. Also the state income tax is falling again in January 2024. Ho hum. Life is a bitch. One year your drowning in shat. The next your winning like mad.

Would you like your CPI served hot or cold?

>>54912144
I knew it was cumming.

Why does the larger woman not simply eat the smaller one?

>>54912316
Well, yes. Have you ever heard of the US government decreasing net spending? Well, even if they actually did that miracle they're still going t have to allocate more money to the budget because the money that was allocated is nearly spent.

Honestly, inflation could end pretty much imminently if congress fired like 50% of the federal workforce. Most government jobs are just make work jobs for blacks. It's more healthy for the economy if the catalyst that kicks off recession is government firing. I really don't expect this shit to happen. So more actually productive people are going to end up losing their jobs and federal workers are going to be safe for the whole recession and enjoying deflation as everybody else suffers.

>>54912214
>some anons affiliation of Poland
Pretty bad ESL, not gonna lie.

>>54912380
its already expected to be higher than last months so if its anything less markets are gonna omega pump

>>54912359
a metaphor for doing something other than working (as I will be able to live off of my investment income FIRE style until I kick the bucket), which consumes 9 hours of my life 5 days a week. Imagine getting that time back even if you plan on doing completely pointless things with it. I was never going to be in line for the elites immortality drugs when those start getting pilfered around.

>>54912277
Realizing that other people are as miserable as me doesn't make me happy. It does make me hate women though.

>>54912388
>>54912214
can you guys please shut the fuck up

You guys buy ENZC, yet?

>>54912360
XCOM

>>54912405
I don't hate females. My girlfriend is a female. I don't mention the female that gave birth to me or what people call their "mom" because that bitch is dead to me.

>>54912402
Cheers fren WAGMI. When you get your $400k you can sell a nice stack of covered calls and just keep rolling them for some extra spending cash.

OK, putas, give me ONE reason not to swap some of my SOXS to MEXX.

>>54912407
No, I don't think I will.

>>54912412
I will do zero additional research on the matter unless you post your entire ENZC trade history (balances included) within 5 minutes.

>>54912401
>so if its anything less
I think it could be a little cooler than bobo expects. The only thing is I don't like where the 50 and 200 SMA's are on the daily chart or the 60 min and 30 min chart. The charts on a shorter time frame than that look ok to me. But the daily SMAs we've spent quite a bit of time above. Idk we'll see I guess

>>54912450
Because Mexican American War II: El Segundo is about to kick off.

The inflation and then the recession that's coming is the government's fault.

>>54912450
MEXX, because picrel

>>54912450
yo holmes them cartels gonna take your money ese

They're going to raise the debt ceiling right? The decision comes this Friday, or are they going to play the long con?

>>54912458
More illegals, more remittances.

Plus, who you betting on: cartels or Biden's bluehairs?

>>54912459
More specifically, it's Biden's fault.

>>54912428
>I don't mention the female that gave birth to me or what people call their "mom" because that bitch is dead to me.
American 'mothers' are some of the worst excuses for 'women' to ever exist. But their daughters are also pretty terrible.

>>54912472
>president joe

>>54912468
Nah, that's if you have some commie wackjob nationalizing things. With cartels, bigger companies like Grupo Bimbo = easier time laundering drug money through them.

>>54912472
Yes, it's his as well, and his government. And it's Trump's and his government, and Obama's and his government. Bush is probably too far back to have much of an effect on this economy.

>>54912450
SPIX is better.

>>54912466
>MEXX
or
>UONE calls, as recommended by Rocker

>>54912484
My girlfriend isn't an American, she's a Mexican.

>>54912471
Betting on my MIC stacks.

>>54912469
Even if nobody adjusts their schedules, they've got another week of negotiating and grandstanding. Then default is only *possible* June 1st and later, the TGA with its outflows and inflows is a fickle beast.

>>54912418

>>54912428
>>54912484
You motherfuckers scanning my text messages and shit. I don't want to talk about it here. It's not important. What is important is my father left me a bag to grow. I don't have time to worry about the women that abandoned him/us in the name of short term nigger tier happiness. Just gotta keep moving forward and think about my next market play. That's what is important.

>>54912472
the man
loves
ice cream

>>54912512
>>54912469
market crash: done
housing crash: over
debt ceiling: implicitly raised
gender: spectrum
scoops: spectrum
cope: unlimited

>>54912494
Yeah, but *especially* Biden's fault.

>>54912374
Pilot that lands 99% of the time anon are we cleared for takeoff?

>>54912507
Is that some kind of snake man?

>>54912528
>That's what is important.
Yes

i bought..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................soxl

>>54912531
>gender: spectrum
How come the niggerloving jannies banned me for 3 days recently for suggesting that I might actually be a black lesbian?

>>54912469
don't know when but it's inevitable

>>54912553
thats part of the cope: unlimited part

>>54912537
Nah, this somewhat supernatural guy from a book named Judge Holden. I never played XCOM. I did play the shit out of C&C though.

>>54912542
>Me today when i woke up to futes
JIMMMMMMMAYYYY. THOSE SON OF A BITCHESSSSSSSS

>>54912548
Care to share your reasoning, Baz?

cramer says he's going to bet his entire portfolio on home depot, get your shorts ready

>>54912532
Biden is more of the immediate problem, but insisting that it's just him gives a false impression that a conservative government in power would make things better and they wouldn't.

>>54912562
>Is the hiking done, Jerome?

>>54912469
Remember when obama closed the national parks during peak summer vacation season because he's a little bitch

remember all the politicians that got PPP money amounting in millions? What party were they mostly?

>>54912571
My reasoning is that CPI data has been causing relief pumps (much like your mother gives me) because people now know the data for certain. I expect this to happen tomorrow too. Furthermore, SOXL was red today so maybe it will be green tomorrow.

>>54912553
it's still okay to discriminate against us transracial. they can't keep our people down forever though sister.

>>54912619
>much like your mother gives me
Haha, top bants. Cheers, m8.

>>54912602
Their debts were forgiven as well. Their were quiet about the loans being forgiven and most people haven't heard about it. News media also got PPP loans, now, grants. These people were literally given free money, individuals and institutions given millions no strings attached cash.

>>54912591
Yea now that you mention it I do remember that. Things were so comfy for me during the Obama era. I was in college at a liberal state school where back then the students in history and geo politics class would schiz out about Bush a lot back then. A nice girl with a bit of native American blood gave me picrel to read and I didn't read it until 2021 and it changed my life. Specifically chapter 15. The old chapter 15. What happened to chapter 15 in the new version? It's just gone completely... Hm

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ

>>54912144
the second she took the lid off i knew what was going to happen lol

Hey faggots CPI has not been a market mover this year. Yall niggas still thinking like its 2022.... WAKE UP it's 2023...

>>54912634
What was in chapter 15?

>>54912621
WAGMI QUEEN. WE WUZ N SHIEEEEET

>>54912634
Could you summarize it in one syllable for us please

>>54912637
Probably

>>54912623
irrelevant. R*s are the party of fiscal responsibility. They should be on their parties throats for accepting this 'socialism' right?
I mean they told their constituents that it was socialism ergo don't take it right.....

>>54912649
Original table of contents

>>54912649
Revised table of contents. Note the original chapter 15 was outright removed. What were they hiding goys?

when do I buy JEPI?

>>54912685
october of last year

>>54912681
Member when the FBI tweeted it?

>>54912663
You goddamn guineas really make me laugh...

>>54912685
If you want the dividend but are scared of the equity risk, you don't actually want the dividend.

Should I buy my Mom FLWS for Mother's Day?

>>54912708
>the equity risk
>JEPI
>the insanely high divvy
U are right. I absolutely don't. I just want to own America (SPY) and sell covered calls on the bag. Anyone shilling diversification hasn't seen enough of last Fridays action. Whoever bought at 12:50pm to prop up the market on Friday gave me the confidence to finally fire my professional Jew.

>>54912583
>implying Biden didn't light the inflationary chain reaction that brought us to the current crisis
Same thing happened with the energy price shock that led to 2008, except that time it was caused by a natural disaster, not a demented retard.

>>54912673
Republicans and conservatives claim to be a lot of things. They're happy to just ransack the coffers when it benefits them. I'm on the mind these student loans need to be unforgiven and the beneficiaries need to be unforgiven and charged interest and get the student loan treatment when it comes to collecting them. They'll never happen, though. But how is what I said irrelevant and what you said relevant? The problem is US government corruption isn't just coming from Republicans.

>>54912562
>from a book
Judge Holden was a real person and he raped a lot of women.

>>54912753
Next you're gonna tell me Tucson is real, too.

>>54912621
If I really wanted to go this black lesbian route, could I use my dad's money to start the first woman minority owned hedge fund that sells and buys 0 DTE SPY most days? Why wouldn't CNBC feature me as a black woman /biz/ leader. A true girlboss even. I'm probably the best black lesbian female trader on planet earth.

>>54912738
>implying Biden DID light the inflationary chain reaction that brought us to the current crisis
Trump locked the nation down.
Trump fucked the economy.
Trump handed out the first two checks.
Trump even insisted on having his name on the checks.
Pretending that Biden was the source is just ignorance.
>>54912749
>The problem is US government corruption isn't just coming from Republicans.
I wasnt necessarily saying that, but republicans are against public funding of practically everything, except themselves. Thats why I said your point is irrelevant - if the dems took the funds its not hypocritical.

>>54912731
SPY is enough for diversification

>>54912770
go be a trail blazer for our movement. transracial lesbian rights are human rights.

>>54912738
Who's name is on the first stimulus check?
>wuhan lab of inflation

>>54912782
>Trump locked the nation down.
Good, now I can safely disregard everything else in your post.

>tucker announces new show on twitter
if you were invested in rumble it's time to sell.

>>54912782
Stimulus checks didn't do inflation, Powell's BRRRRing did

>>54912799
You can ignore facts as long as you want, for your own demise. Trump locked the country down and then acted like he was a victim because of it.
But the pattern even continues -
>accidently hires every swamp monster in the planet
>hires literal jew supreme Jared Kushner to lead his policies
but it was all just some mistake and hes really the greatest leader of all times. For realsies.
>>54912804
Inflation started because we stopped the supply chains. Thats it. Period. Everything else was a consequence of that.

>>54912804
But when emergency qe happened who was der fuehrer?

>>54912738
I'm not optimistic the US is ever going to get better when there's people like you that will take a systemic problem and then blame it all on a single person. I don't give a shit about Biden or like him. I want things to improve but there's retards like you running around that are obfuscating actual problems that exist and talking about stupid theatre shit like political personalities.

Trump going to prison and an actual rapist. Tucker fired. Sixers in prison. Trumps inflation now under control. Record employment. Higher guidance. Hillary and Hunter free. Chuds=OWNED

>>54912822
amen.

>>54912623
I was Mr. PPP and EIDL as a local public accountant wagie. That was enough for me to exit the profession permanently. What a shit show that was. That's where I learned I'm literally better at most things than most people regardless of age, job title, whatever. When high level bank people are saying "ask your CPA" in regards to PPP loans, when the banks were the ones responsible for the applications and forgiveness applications. Why would me the CPA want to do the bankers job for them? Fucking niggerlovers the whole lot of yous. It's ok though. I'm where I need to be now. And the public accountants are where they need to be. I value my own time more than my boomer boss valued his own time. But then again my dad was a better CPA than him, and that's why I'm able to do what I do now. No hard feelings. All in the past. Niggerlovers.

>>54912645
Heard dat

>>54912817
Kys Yellen
>>54912818
Who cares?

Oh how I long for the cleansing fire of total market annihilation that will end the reign of these mentally ill leftists once and for all.

>>54912830
Why are you guys memeing Moe Greene lately?

>>54912841
Wouldn't free market failure be the rise of the leftists???????????

>>54912840
Exactly, the pres in charge when any of this shit goes down is irrelevant.

>>54912855
ESL

>>54912681
What year is the goy knows edition?

>>54912841
imagine wasting a post on a passive aggressive non argument without a single point.
>>54912857
It matters because they cant whine about it later and act like a victim when it was their own decision. Do you have a fucking 5 second attention span?

>>54912855
Weeellll maybe some kinda flavor of socialist...

>>54912867
Your days are numbered, shill.

What is the best AI stock market trading bot on the market currently?

>JXN
Bitch Bastards do buy with gift cards?
The very bad porcelain devil worshipping shorts are redeeming.

>>54912857
I guess. The point Republicans make is Biden only made things worse.

>>54912789
Not if you listen to my (ex) professional Jew who currently has me bagholding 15% unrealized losses on emerging markets etfs in my inherited IRA that needs to be fully distributed out in the next 8 years now. And I've needed to take annual ira distributions to NEET while I got my own goombling/trading account started with like 1% of my total net worth. It's gotten to the point where these niggers know they are just niggers. And faggots at the same time. I just can't have it. Not when MM funds are passing out 5% and I can scalp options with the fucking best of em. Link below for related soundbite.

https://movie-sounds.org/gangster-movie-sound-clips/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-goodfellas/i-can-t-have-it-i-can-t-do-it-henry

>>54912875
yet another post with absolutely no substance or point.
>>54912877
NVDA. they power all the AI and they are building datacenters to power future AI.
>>54912883
you can argue that Biden didnt help the gas situation, sure. Thats about all you can argue. That doesnt stop the fact that the issue originated in the supply chain disruption.

>>54912790
Oh yes they are. WAGMI

>>54912802
>Twitter show
It was nice knowin ya tuck, I'm not tuning in. Sounds kinda gay

>>54912883
The people that make the laws and enforce them are not elected, it gets worse regardless.

>>54912883
>I guess. The point Republicans make is Biden only made things worse.
But Boomers make everything worse. And they have been doing that for 30 years. Most of the Boomers in Congress probably can't even draw clocks at this point.

>>54912893
Cool cope, NAFO tranny.

>>54912902
wtf is this gif

>>54912907
you are such a child of 4chan. It's like you've never even seen the sun. Impressive.

>>54912830
A bunch of people that walked away with tens of millions in free cash makes me fucking seethe. It wasn't just the ones that got tens of millions, there was still people that got a few million, and hundreds of thousands of dollars. They're enjoying early retirements as multi millionaires, and everybody is supposed to be paying for this shit.

I want these people to pay, and charged retroactive punitive interest on these forgiven loans.

>>54912906
The bigger problem is that Gen X is worse.

>>54912602
The Heritage Foundation took out PPP loans and no one should ever let them forget it.

>>54912879
I'm still up like 12% I didn't even notice.

>>54912924
>gen x
>the generation with 1/20th the wealth/influence of boomers
>worse effect on the economy than boomers
right

>>54912917
You honestly believe you can change the laws of economics to save your own sorry ass if you just shill and gaslight hard enough.

>>54912902
Is he ok?

>>54912843
Well I can tell you for me I saw him mentioned on TV which made me make a larp post here saying something stupid like HE WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT TIME. PLAYERS COULDNT GET DRINKS AT THE TABLE. and then someone else here posted this picrel and then I did like 75 green trades in a row and asked the question here ITS JUST CHIPS ON THE HOUSE RIGHT? and now I just like moe

>>54912924
Let me rephrase. The Boomers turned everything into a gerontocracy and if Gen X is worse, they will be able to deal that much more damage as they inherit the gerontocracy from the last of the Boomers that keels over.
How do you undo a gerontocracy? They accumulate power literally because "others" are still in grade school.

>PRAA
Oh baby, the loan crap show is a startin'

>>54912864
Idk what year but I know it's the one currently being sold on Amazon. There are a bunch of comments complaining about it kek

>>54912917
>>54912938
>change the laws of economics
nigger what? I dont change the laws, the government does. Hence NOT A FUCKING FREE MARKET RETARD.
The government can at any point save a market or individual company. Its been demonstrated over and over.

>>54912957
>>54912938
they can also choose to DESTROY a market or company.

>>54912957
>>54912968
When it all comes crashing down, don't forget that you caused this.

>>54912983
thanks again for your very informative post

>>54912935
Sorry you're over 40 anon

>>54912921
That's what upset me too. In my own little small city, I personally saw how millionaire clients were such niggers and retards over a few hundred thousand tax free buckaroos. It's fine. Since they are niggers, they spent it like niggers too. It all just helped form my opinion on why I want interest rates at 15%. I will be thriving in that environment.

>>54912990
im 33 and a liberal, not the 40 year old precog mall shooter.

>>54913012
You're not even American.

>>54913023
i'm a blonde hair blue eyed male born in utah. im about as american as you can get.

>>54913032
We both know that's a lie.

>>54913040
domo arigato, mr faggoto

>>54913032
Twink faggot

>>54913056
Post wall outlet with timestamp.

>>54913070
sorry im not black or jewish.

>>54912994
I saw the same thing, and boomers with failing companies or people that recently started up a failing business getting out like bandits. And not a single one of them was using the money to "keep jobs", and every one of them I saw was cashing out. They were selling all their business assets and cashing out, because the PPP payment they received was much more than they'd make in years of running their shitty businesses. If those businesses were ever even going to be profitable.

PPP cost 800 billion. The Iraq war cost 1.8 trillion, so the money spent on PPP was about 45% the cost of the Iraq war. Except PPP was literally free cash payments given out to cronies. It's the largest, most overt political corruption event that has ever taken place in the history of the world. Other corruption across the world is chump changed compared to this. The narco economy in Mexico is only 25 billion. And this money that was given out to these fucking people we're expected to pay back because it's added to the national debt.

>>54913071
fag

>>54913089
I said post your wall outlet, you Polish yuropoor faggot.

Just put away 10% of your income a month, and let time do the rest.

>>54913100
prove you arent a nigger first

>>54913073
It's your attitude

>>54913105
All you've done is further confirm that you're the same Polish NAFO shill that's been raiding /biz/.

>>54913104
That's already -2% after 12% daily inflation.

>>54913123

This has to be the worst /smg/ of all time no question about it.

>>54913138
thats what happens when its infested with /pol/ niggers

>>54913138
You have to let the facebook boomers ramble. Or it'll be worse when it reaches critical pressure.
But anyway, check out THESE REPEATING DIGITS :0

>>54913148
Fuck off you faggot shill.

>>54913159
case and point

>>54913138
Only baggie death rattles now. It's a bottom signal.

p-p-palantir?!?! what the fuck are you doing?!

Shilling can't change economic reality. NAFO will lose and the truth will eventually prevail.

>>54913084
>They were selling all their business assets and cashing out, because the PPP payment they received was much more than they'd make in years of running their shitty businesses. If those businesses were ever even going to be profitable
Theoretically they shouldn't have qualified for forgiveness then but it was such a shit show with no oversight. It was just everyone saying "ask your CPE" when there was no guidance whatsoever. I was reading shit from the federal registers trying to get interpretations on how the forgiveness would work so I could advise clients. But I'm sitting there saying why the fuck do I even care? Why wouldn't the banks who were responsible for handling the applications figure out the guidance. It let me know how pointless the entire CPA profession really is. It's just busy work that can and should be outsourced to AI. But really the tax code needs to be simplified so the AI can do it easier and faster. Too many grey areas in current tax code that AI might now know how to handle many weird nuanced tax situations. But yes man the PPP fraud stuff that you are describing I luckily didn't really see with my own clients. We spent all this time advising them on how to pay the employees a few hundred extra a week so they would get full forgiveness. But then you had the fucking $2 million a year architect adding his wife to payroll for the first time ever in his 30 years of business just to spend the bucks. But whatever niggers appear to be actually starving in the ghettos now. Notmyproblem. I have my own accounts to grow. And I learned the hard way that professional advisors are NOT going to grow them for you. At least not at my level.

>>54913197
>pole
not a pole, proven
>shill
shill is anything you faggots disagree with. Its literally the most cringe part of your fucking movement. You call your own compatriots shills. Its fucking mind boggling and obviously descriptive of the republicuck movement.
need I remind you I voted for trump twice as evidence here>>54912782
you just cant accept that you are on the wrong side here. I've accepted it.

>>54913084
>PPP cost 800 billion
How much of it was known outright fraud too? I'm too lazy to look it up but it's in the multiple billions. Fucking niggerlovers

>>54913219
More fake gaslighting you fucking faggot. You've been raiding this thread for months. This is your latest attempt after "putsRNotDaWae" crashed and burned.

>>54913216
>It let me know how pointless the entire CPA profession really is. It's just busy work that can and should be outsourced to AI.
CPAs exist for liability, something no company will take for its AI. Such as the "AI lawyer" meme company that has slowly been axing the scope of their projects.
>But really the tax code needs to be simplified so the AI can do it easier and faster.
You don't even need AI since all the forms are known by the government anyway. The only reason we still have this mess is unironically because of tax prep companies like Turbo Tax. It is Boomer inefficient by DESIGN.

>>54913232
I havent been on here in months you fucking paranoid faggot. You are so descriptive of the conservative/republican movement. Nothing but fear mongering, sabre rattling, and empty statements.
I've given you all kinds of evidence that I am a white american male, you are the one gaslighting.

>>54913225
799B

Cpi will print inline goodnight.

>>54913254
>Gaslighting? I'm not gaslighting, YOU are gaslghting.
Every time.

>>54913272
you are a paranoid schizophrenic. That isnt me. Do we need 18 posts about you accusing me of being your paraoid delusional friend? SMG is so fucking pathetic these days.

>>54913225
Probably most of it. And none of them deserved it. Imagine some faggot that owned a used car dealership given 5 million in no strings attached cash. If he wasn't already making much more money than you already he certainly did because the government gave him a few million. They promised it would just be loans, but all of these people are getting the loans forgiven. Meanwhile, look at student debt and see how that's handled.

>>54913286
Why do you always bitch and moan every time someone asks you to post your wall outlet, bagelfaggot?

>>54913301
irrelevant and here it is. I dont really care, its not a big deal to prove that you are a moron. >>54913131

if you were the wagie and pulled a gun and shot her would you be guilty of a crime or self defense?

>>54913248
>You don't even need AI since all the forms are known by the government anyway
I came to that conclusion too. I mean here I am retired in my 30s because my dad was a fucking damn good CPA for 40 plus years. But I have to ask why an entire group of independent civilians who aren't the government are just doing the governments job for them? Yea my dad owned the CPA firm after a while, but shouldn't tax filing and collection just be a function of the state? It's weird because I am the beneficiary of the independent CPA financial success. But I had to take a hard look in the mirror at 28-29 years old, realizing i wasn't living healthy at all, I grew to hate the work, I grew to hate the clients, I snapped out of the indoctrination with the COVID/cares act scam and with the vaccines and my father's death, and how he didn't enjoy any of that money he worked his ass of for. And the work force in general has become noticably more negro as more and more people like me choose not to participate.

You guys really need to get it together.

>>54913131
>>54913307
Mixing it up then after the other guy got BTFO.

>>54913272
>>54913301
>>54913232
>>54913197
This is the worst smg ever
It’s official

>>54913327
>tin foil hat theory
literally republican movement. EVERYTHING is some tin foil hat theory with 5000 levels. You are so fucking pathetic, its unreal I ever identified with someone like you.

>>54913329
1PBTID, keep astroturfing a fake consensus like you do on /k/.

Recommend me 5 megacaps that are good bets for this inflationary economy that's leading toward a recession.

>>54913340
This is peak retardation and schizo behavior. I have fucking narcissistic personality disorder bingo on you.

>>54913339
It's really telling how you faggots keep taking lines right out of the Soviet playbook.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophrenia

>>54913352
See >>54913353

im going to be a faggot and bring in the jannies here. You're shitting these threads up so bad that its an honor.

>>54913366
Fuck you NAFO faggot, you're the one that keeps accusing everyone of being a Russian every time they post bearish financial news.

>>54912223
>likes comment
>*laughing with tears emoji X3*
>>54912272
people like you are the reason this country is going down the tubes. you're gonna have a real wake up call when you enter the workforce!

>>54913248
>CPAs exist for liability
In accounting school we are taught and pounded into our heads how investors rely on these financial statements to make important investment decisions. I watched my dad wake up at 4am to smoke cigs and read 10ks top to bottom of the companies he was bagholding. As an options goombler, I'm not so naive to believe in FA anymore. Toward the end of my dad's life he was just telling me how the markets just don't make sense anymore. At the time it was all bout TSLAs high p/e ratio. He was saying on his death bed, who the fuck would buy a company at 150 p/e ratio that loses money even with government subsidies as it's main revenue. That's the fundamentals. But the real fundamentals are that TSLA, NVDA, INTC, all these companies are just fronts for the military. It's declassified military tech that is trickled down and sold to the goys. It has nothing to do with actually being profitable the way that he had to be with his cpa firm or me with my little options gambling account. Nobody is going to bail us out or give us govt subsidies to exist. So we just have to be better than these niggers. Simple as. And it is what it is. I've got the seed the Jacob, Joseph specifically, it's all good. I'll be fine no matter what

>>54913366
>im going to be a faggot and bring in the jannies here
The gayest thing I have ever read

>>54913378
Shit you say doesn't matter to me when you think it's perfectly fine behaviour for fat whores to assault fast food workers.

>>54913377
Yeah I called you a russian shill because you are an anti american faggot.
>no wait you're from poland!!!!!!!!!
>spends 25 posts about me being from poland
>gets fucked off by proven american plugs
>doubles down over and over
ok now im a nafo faggot whatever that is.
>>54913401
no gayer than you cross dressing republicucks faking outrage while being center stage on drag shows.

>>54913410
>republicucks
I told you already I'm on the green team. Jerome is my king and I his successor as the King of Zion

>>54913410
Fuck off faggot, you swapped places with that other ESLoid after he was the laughingstock of /smg/ for the last several months.

>>54912893
Your argument is pretty disingenuous. Trump didn't lock down the country, governors did. Trump only wanted a travel ban which pelosi seethed over it and called it "xenophobic". Then after covid started spreading like wildfire, the Dems seethed and said he should have imposed a travel ban when he wanted to in the first place. Trump never wanted to stop Americans from working.

>>54913420
if you actually gave a shit about money than you'd be with me on telling this fucking irrelevant fuck to get outta here. But you're a republicuck masquerading as someone interested in money. Faggot.
>>54913423
>swapped places
right. Any other tin foil theories you want to apply to me?

>>54913430
Dumb faggot, your shill discord can't stop a market crash by raiding /smg/.

>>54913427
>disingenous
theres nothing more disgengeous than the modern republicans.
You deny that trump shut down the country.
You deny that trump expedited the vaccines.
You deny that trump promoted the vaccines.
You deny that trump signed the first inflationary checks.
Deny deny deny accuse accuse accuse.
Thats you.
>>54913438

>>54913439
Post portfolio faggot.

>>54913430
Post your gains today. I made $1500 cash to cash.

>>54913443
>>54913441
>post your gains
>I wont post mine
>post your plugs
>I wont post mine
>you're polish or communist
>I wont prove i'm not
im getting a theme here

>>54912144
>Trashy fat bitch
>Spic bf
But of course
>>54912921
Don't forget that the president's son owns more than you do.

>>54913452
Today is obviously your first day. Post portfolio.

>>54913457
>zero substance
>zero proof
>wont post his earnings
good day you white nigger. Just one of my many ports.

>>54913350
The SPY 5 of course (MSFT, AAPL, NVDA, TSLA, META)

>>54913439
>trump expedited the vaccine
Remember all the Twitter posts of Democrats screeching that trump was going to "kill us all" from the vaccine and then after Biden took over basically said, anyone who doesn't take the vaccine should basically take a bullet to the head? That's you. Not saying republicans are genuine. They're politicians just like any other scumbag. The only reason I don't blame Biden for a lot that's going on is that he's literally a dementia patient that has no idea what's going on. Pelosi and Schumer are calling the shots, and they literally want to destroy the middle class.

>>54913466
Post positions, faggot.

>>54913469
Lol. You cant have it both ways - You cant fault the dems for screeching about the expidation and then not also screech. Just a hypocrite all around.
>>54913473
no, I think i've posted enough proof here. You are a massive faggot with balls the size of nickels. Post a single proof that i've asked you. You wont.
>hands
>outlet
>minor glimpse of portfolio
Nothing. You wont do it because you are a pathetic human being.

>>54913452
Nigger you really want me to back a few threads to the Ding. Ding. Ding. How did it go today anon? thread? One moment please

>>54913443
You can't larp as some neet leeching an inheritance and then larp as a successful trader within the same thread.
You have to wait until the next thread. Stick to one persona at a time.

>>54913478
Explain to me your thoughts regarding the current treasury yield curve.

>39 PBTID
>33 PBTID
>32 PBTID
These threads really have been getting worse and worse

>>54913499
>move past this other gate that I wont hold myself to
>>54913505
i'm not even the worst offender, just the one with the best points that piss you off. One of these faggots had 54 replies.

>>54913478
If I'm a hypocrite then so are you so it's basically a wash

>>54913492
>You can't larp as some neet leeching an inheritance and then larp as a successful trader within the same thread
What do you mean? Isn't like every single trader just a nigger with an inheritance just like me. Who was warren buffets daddy? You fucking niggerlover. How do you even know I'm a successful trader and not an unsuccessful one who had a good day? You niggers spend so much time worrying about green vs red when the real answer is you can lose and still be in the game... Are you in the game anon? I'm in the game. Don't worry about my p&l or my inheritance.

>>54913505
Nigger this how I let my glowies know they are my lessers

>>54913366
what do you need buddy?

>>54913528
how do you figure? I think you owe me a little bit more explanation than a simple apples = oranges.

>>54913512
You're posting slightly cropped shill images that I've seen before. Explain to me your thoughts regarding this graph.

>>54913529
>some neet leeching an inheritance
If I put a suit on and say down in front of a camera and spewed my opinions on Twitter I would be tucker Carlson. Go look up his inheritance. Is Tuck a NEET? I say yes but you probably think he's a "working man" like you. Go fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>54913561
ive only posted my own images. you are a tin foil faggot.
yet again I go back to this post:>>54913499
You havent done a single thing i've asked of you and ive provided plenty of my own info. You are just being a coward at this point.

>>54913575
You posted a ballot that's been shilled a million times before.

>>54913492
Meant for (You) >>54913570

>>54913580
i've posted many things of my own content, so you'll have to be more specific in your disinfo / retardation campaign.

ive got the cpi numbers early. youre in for a big surprise tomorrow.

>>54913589
This is not your ballot >>54912782. It's a slightly cropped version of a common shill image, so that you can't look up the image hash.

>>54913529
>What do you mean? Isn't like every single trader just a nigger with an inheritance just like me
Speak for yourself. I'm a self-made ex-tech neet.
As for the other question, calling out realized gains implies there's some consistency to it. Perhaps I'm wrong, but that's the obvious implication.

>>54913605
>It's a slightly cropped version of a common shill image
well I dont know what to say, I voted for trump twice and thats my photo. You're a faggot.
>modern republican movement:
>everything is a government psyop
you are a god damn joke, people like you shoudlnt be able to vote.

>>54913611
That same image has been posted by you gaslighting troons a million times. It's very easy to recognize if you've seen it before.

>>54913622
its my photo from the photo booth retard.
>wow a photo of something that was reprinted millions of times
>must be a government conspiracy
goodnight retard

>>54913627
Post timestamp with Trump merch then, fellow 100% real two time Trump voter.

>>54913637
>>54913637
absolute faggot. voted from CALIFORNIA.

>>54913590
no surprise to me
i went ahead and closed out positions
before it was
too
late

>>54913637
>>54913643
I hope you realize how much a fucking retard you are. you are a fucking shill. garaunteed.

>>54913552
You're missing the part where QE is more or less entirely responsible for inflation, which the fed runs the country not the president. The president cannot force the fed to do anything. All he can do is replace the fed president, which neither trump or biden did. Because the fed runs the country. So really I guess I shouldn't be calling you a hypocrite, I should just tell you your argument is completely moot.

>>54912316
Yes.

>>54913643
>>54913659
Earlier you said you were from Utah.

>>54913669
I was born in utah, yes. I've lived all over the world unlike your retarded ass.

>>54913643
>voted from CALIFORNIA.
In other words your vote didn't actually count. lmao.

>>54913669
Illegals can vote several times in several states anon. Try and keep up.

>>54912144
based titcow oppressing worthless skeleton

>>54913676
is there a point here?

>>54913687
Yes

>>54913690
Well its irrelevant to the thread whatever your point is. I'm proving that I am a double trump voter, in the situation I was in. And im now renouncing my support of him, because of the behavior of his supporters. You people are absolute monsters. One day you will realize it.

>>54913709
This whole thread is irrelevant. Possibly more irrelevant than dividend stocks, even.

>>54913608
Good on ya. We all got a journey. I am green on probably 95% of my trades. But I'll even tell you my story, last year I blew up a $50k account on maybe 5 bad trades. And when I say bad trades I mean throwing bad money at positions because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and didn't paper trade at all first and kinda flubbed my way into full options approval with my broker prematurely. But I took 5 months off and reloaded and am now doing much better thanks to anons here posting some good stuff to help get my mind right about trading philosophy. Last week on fed day I did 43 green trades in a row and another 20 something the next day for like $2200 or something like that. But again I'm retired and comfy so I loaded up on completely reasonable SPY 409 puts with those gains on Friday and got heemed. This week much better so far. Could I have kept it smaller on Friday, sure. But again now I know how to lose and be ok especially on a day like Friday where I know where to take the risk. It almost dumped Friday, it started to, it wanted to, PPT saved the day. They don't always though. and since I know that and have seen it go all ways, I held those 409s till they expired worthless. Last year I woulda locked in the loss prematurely like a faggot. I don't care about green or red (obviously I want green, but demz are the breaks sometimes). I just want to be in the game. And just can't do anything too stupid to jeopardize that. Simple as. You can be stupid. Just not too stupid. Maybe you don't have as much room for error so you can't afford to be stupid. Idk fuck it. Who cares it's just money.

>>54913721
yeah, and all of this is just spawned on me telling people that republicans wishing for a doomsday crash are unamerican. Very simple statement.

>>54912915
>>54912941
Literally one of the oldest videos on the internet. I remember using it in a music video when I was in middle school, back in 2000.

Jannie wiped thread when he got fucking wrecked with evidence. Lol.

I guess we'll find out soon if the GPS coordinates are real lmao.

Lol I am in Bakersfield, California on a road trip and I'm getting mean mugged by literal neo nazi skinheads. This city is so fucking strange.

Sorry chuds, Biden is building back better!

>>54912562
He's from blood meridian by Cormac McCarthy

>ctrl+f "[deleted]
>22 posts
Anyway, are we actually getting a move in the market tomorrow or will we get more of this gay ass trading range? I just want a move of some kind, and surely the sideways action today was people not being decisive on the eve of CPI coming out would be my guess.

>>54913744
I dont live there anymore so it dont matta. You saw it. Faggot.
SPX to all time highs. Fuck the chuds. Pax Americana.

>>54913767
Of course, that much was only assumed. :^)

>>54913763
You know how it is

>>54913730
>unamerican
Read chapter 15 (see previous posts ITT) and I'll show you what "america" is. You are a faggot. Imagine the smell of retardation emanating from you.
>Biden in Israel: You don't need to be a Jew to be a Zionist

cpi will be a nothingburger again and we will crab

>>54913783
>white supremecist conspiracy points
this isnt pol you faggot.

>>54913791
Um it is if I say it is niggerlover.

you did buy TWLO puts like I told you, right anon? I even informed you that it was free money.

>>54913802
you'll face your 'god' one day and I hope you call him a niggerlover to his face.

>>54913791
>this isnt pol you faggot
So your niggerloving bullshit goes unchecked. Not today niggerlover.

>>54912753
Judge Holden was not a real person. Simply an embodiment of destruction being a vehicle for creation. The snake eating it’s own tail, so to speak.
>>54913762
This is correct. Good book. I recommend anyone read Cormac McCarthy. Best living novelist imo

>>54913763
it probably will. there was a little bit of nervousness emanating from the market today. good data will make people more hopeful.

>>54913811
>you'll face your 'god' one day
I face him everyday. He's in the options chain. And he allows me to profit when I listen to him.

>>54913818
lol.
2/8 = 1/4 of your words involve bbc. Obsessed?

71, bitches

>>54913832
>christian when he thinks it matters
>athiest when it doesnt
many such cases. You are literal demons.

We've definitely hit rock bottom

the modern BBC (republicuck) movement:
-deny your own truths
-accuse people of your own actions
-act innocent of every possible accusation
This obviously translates into the economy:
-its not our fault, the economy (and therefore the world) needs to suffer because of our retardation
-no you can't blame us for it. we can just sell out and you can go fuck yourselves. we'll just make a new walmart using malasian slaves this time. Not like walmart at all.

You are all fucking traitors.

>41 posts by this ID

>>54913853
nope

>>54913871
...can the markets... and /smg/.... go lower?!

>>54913860
Public records, faggot.

>58pbtid
this has got to be a new record. add it below the links baker

>>54913883
>statement with zero substance
care to elaborate even the fucking basic amount?

>>54913868
Hard to believe, after all these deletions, they're still spamming political shit.

>>54913887
Wedgewood

>>54913882
the cliff is approaching. there is no stopping

>>54913467
I don't like any of those companies except MSFT

>>54913895
and you choose to be even more cryptic. what a nigger.

>>54913902

>>54913489
waiting....

>>54913904
Help a brother out, were you 63, 71, 75, or 83?

sorry, none. 69

>>54913898
>the cliff is approaching. there is no stopping

too far northwest

>>54913930
consolidation my snibba

>>54913930
Can't wait to see that final VIX tick go negative before the markets close for good.

fuck you, fuck you, but most of all fuck (you)

RKLBros! How are we feeling after today’s earnings report?

>>54913930
It's gonna break out tomorrow

I'm eating raw liver while I'm bored in front of the computer

>>54913841
>christian when he thinks it matters
You don't know what it is though. You probably still believe in the book. That's your first problem. I do believe in the book. Chapter 15 of Bill cooper's book. Because that's reality. I never claim to be atheist. You just don't understand what you are reading. Also jannies tongue my anus for a 13 min ban for racism. I trade better when I don't post here you nigger lovers so there's that.
>You are literal demons
I am the seed of Joseph you fuckers. I am quite literally wearing his coat of multiple colors. You cannot defeat the undefeatable. You cannot retreat the unretreatable. You cannot heem the unheemable. You see I had to become the unbeable. I had to dream the undreamable. And now I've seen the unseeable. And now I speak the unspeakable. You smelly pajeets are just jeetable. And now I shall repeat the unrepeatable, exceed the unexeedable, redeem the unredeemable... See you at market open tomorrow :)

>>54913961
>omg you dont know le 15th chapter of le pale horse!!!
>i'm not a demon, I just hate every other living thing on earth except me.
christians

Watch PYPL maybe it'll be a good buy soon

Unit 70 it is.

regional baking

>>54913916
Sorry blame the jannies for a 13 min ban

>>54913954
Kinda weird to call something an earnings report when there's no earnings.
At least they're seeing growth in their losses.

>>54913967
Did you read what chapter 15 had to say about Christians though? I bet you didn't

>>54913982
very cute senpai. I'm glad that makes you feel accomplished, and of course - better than every other race on earth.

>>54913991
you simultaenously call out the protocals of the elders of zion while not calling out your own heresy in your own books.
Fuck you.

>>54913992
>better than every other race on earth.
No I think the fact that niggers are smash and grabbing every night is quite evident of that. I'm ok with dying. This a place for niggers. I don't belong here.

>>54914004
>Books
>Words
>Religion
But yes I do believe in Jesus still.

>>54914007
>No I think the fact that niggers are smash and grabbing every night is quite evident of that.
it couldnt possibly be something more than your feeble mind.
You arent any disecple of knowledge, you are a consoooomer who gets mad when people dont consoooom the way you do.

God I love the Californian bureaucracy lmao.

>>54914016
>you are a consoooomer
You willing to bet on that?

>>54914016
Wait a minute am I talking to the junior bank employee who bought all my worthless calls today? Thanks fella, pleasure doin /biz/ with ya

>>54914022
god I love weak 40 year old men who cant confont people directly.
>>54914023
considering every single one of you faggots have failed to present a single thread of proof...Yes. I dont think I have to put anything up for bet - i've posted plenty of proof for you faggots. You're all children of lesser men, and you know it.

>>54914035
lol

>>54913791
Whether you find money or a jew, the other will close by.

>45 and 57 pbtid

>>54914049
Thats not even counting deletions, is it?

go janny, it's your birthday
give em three for free, on me

Green market.
Republicans lose.
We March on. Build. Back. Better.

>>54914049
that's a third of the thread. i just got here and i refuse to read any of it.

Doomtards all banned..?

What would possess a man to post the timestamped GPS coordinates of where they live on /smg/?

>futures

>>54914102
You wish, shill.

>>54914102
only the strong survive.

how prescient of the baker to hold off, knowing that the thread would be reverse bumped so diligently by our fine janitorial staff

>>54914109
So you admit you’re a doomer

>>54914120
>1PBTID
No just a rational human being who can observe the current economic environment.

Bros, I'm worried about my bank
I want to withdraw my cash, but I don't want to be the one that starts a bank run

>>54914129
>29
oh fuck it's begun

>>54914128
I’m a mobile user so I probably have many single ids here. You think you’re the only rational human being in the world?

>>54914035
>proof
Of what exactly? What do you want to see. My personal QuickBooks file? I doubt you would know what to do with that knowledge. I am the keeper of the books. I am the seller of the options. I am the chef, the housemaid, the landscaper, the athlete, the musician, the shaman even.
>Children of lesser men
post total net worth. I noticed you have RH so I can't imagine it's too much. I could be wrong though. That's the one thing the markets taught me. Can always be wrong. That goes for you too though faggot. And if we are at the money, then there is uncertainty, and that is what I try to capitalize on. And fuck the jannies again for another 13 min ban. Fucking cunts. Alright that's enough schizing out for one night with you glowie cunts. Goodnight /smg/. Especially goodnight to this niggerloving faggot.

>>54914103
timestamped gps coords of previous events where I dont live, just to prove to you that i'm a real person, telling you real things.
now who would have an interest in deflecting and negating the opinion of a common man...
Who indeed?

New:
>>54914153

>>54914149
>now who would have an interest in deflecting and negating the opinion of a common man
My apologies fren. I'm just schizing out a bit. And you got caught in the crossfire. No hard feelings eh?

ETFs, yay or nay?

anyone know when riot is posting earnings?

>>54912144

https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/11/woman-arrested-for-throwing-soup-in-cashiers-face.html