/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54890366
Morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,242.399B, 101P = 22.202B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,207.415B, 101P = 21.856B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54890366
Checked.

Ken Griffin is a porch monkey and a danger to our society.

>>54890366
Checked.

>>54890388
Checked checker.
First for WAGMI.

>>54890388

>how many shares to make it?

1-10 shares will make you like Andrew Tate rich. You’ll be able to certainly maintain the appearance of being wealthy and people will believe you.

11-100 shares will get you into Taylor Swift range. You can buy a private jet, ensure your friends and family are taken care of for multiple generations.

100-500 this is the Elon Musk range. You can start and purchase corporations on a whim. You can explore scientific curiosity’s without cutting down on your extravagant lifestyle.

500-1000 - this is where dynastic wealth comes in. You’ll be so wealthy that there will be literally nowhere to keep all the money. You can give hundreds of millions to your family and still be wealthier than everyone else. You can fund wars, city states, and start secret societies or religions.

1000+ - this is a level of wealth yet unseen in the world. This range will breed God Emperors that will either clash for mutual destruction or forge a new plane of reality because there isn’t room for multiples in this one.

if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose.

Hope this helps.

>tfw MOASS

>>54890421
Selling makes it less valuable as a whale we are talking about the first actual money to exist in history why you think suicidal bank ledgies are bagholding their doll hair$ now, matey?

When are next earnings?

>>54890568
Tied to the June meeting you'd imagine.

>>54890495
>mfw

>>54890576
So 15th?

>>54890603
Unless they announce it on a different date but that has been hiw it's gone in the past.

Post MOASS I'm going to travel the world and then open a little bistro in Paris where I will play the soundtrack of Amelie on repeat.

>>54890366
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA

>>54890388 Checked
>>54890405
WAGMI.

>>54890622
Post MOASS I’m going to impregnate as many tight-tummied women from Southeast Asia as I am physically able before I die.

The stock is rising my anonimishes

Post moass I am going to sit on the nicest couches

>>54890728
>id aaaay fuck J ny
Kek, winning

>>54890366
I was sad to find out that he wasn't a Spanish exchange student in the original Japanese. The idea of a Spaniard in bell bottoms and a long FASHION coat with a fur collar making his way through Dracula's castle coolly was just too good to be true.

Also Hammer being Japanese instead of black. Well, maybe he's the grandson of an occupation ainoko. (It's kind of weird that both Europe and Asia have an island that swarthy people claim to have ancestry from to explain their dark skin when actually they're just black mixed).

>>54890694
Well we all have ambitions and goals don't we?

Due to (((human error))), I got $36 dollars worth of tendies, 3 bags of tendies for $6.90 exactly. Fibonacci's discount tendies.

I'm going to use the money saved to buy a GME share and call it "The Tendie Share". There are many like it, but this one is my tendie share. With my other share I will share tendie but the tendie share is mine.

I will never sell it.

BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY

Are we there yet?

I wonder if Kenny enjoyed his passionate weekend with Bozos

>>54890921
Very cool, thanks for sharing

Sorta related, my MOASS-meal will be lobster

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

Hi baggies. Just here to kek you, that’s all
KEK!
See ya again tomorrow

Am looking forward to voting against every single recommendation from the company as a form of protest against their dereliction of fiduciary duties.

>>54891065

>>54891096
No, please buy more. I wanna kek you for many more years to come
Don’t forget to DRS and sell your fractions ;))

>>54891129
Don't mind if I do
Captcha: ywnbaw

>>54891129
Weren't you leaving?
Kek

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>54891065
>hey baggies just got to the office, see ya later
>54891129
NM. Kenny is pissed and said this is my job today.

>>54891179
Of course not. He's here 24/7 just like the shorts he can't close.

Their final fud turned out to just be regular ol reverse psychology. KEK

>>54891405
They also tried calling people shills who were bullish. You can just tell they have literal tears streaming down their faces.

>BTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

when we pass BTC at $5k that’ll be absolutely hilarious

so ive read through the last few threads, and i noticed that shillniggers are hellbent posting cringe. This made me realize that today must is monday.

>>54891485
>fight cringe with cringe
based

Kek Kennies

So who else got moved from the bbby assignment to GME?

>>54891594
im still waiting for orders. Any duty station is fine with me except amc and silver. There are no women or nightlife at those locales. I would honestly kms if I was stationed there for the next 3 years.

On the first morning of the MOASS, I'm going to have a giant breakfast of either pancakes of biscuits and gravy with appropriate sides, coffee and MAYBE some orange juice.

>>54891594
I just got down having to shill for MAGA and pretend to be pro-trump on Twitter, Chan, and Reddit. That’s the fucking worst. As bad as meme stick work is, it beats politics.

>>54891618
Having to shill against silver ends the Fed has to be the shill equivalent of Mormons being sent to convert the scientologists.

>>54891629
For me, it will be waffles

WTFWT?

fuckin gme inverse with bbbyq god damn it

>>54891723
always have been

>>54891629
French toast and coffee for me. You know, on account of the percolating liquidity issues being forfcefully solved with a blinding quickness. As if picking up the mokka-pot from the fire and pouring out all of the filtered bounty into my own cup

This stock is so fucking boring.

>>54891801
This post has been nominated for “Biggest Cringe of the Month.”

>>54891815
See >>54891526, just doing my jab

Why doesn’t this thread ever talk about the stock price (the single most important data point)?

>>54891872
because if you're in this play the stock price isn't important at all until it is. that said i'm looking to scoop 10 more today while it's a little cheaper.

I wish I had fallen for the distraction stocks just so I have something else to watch.
GME is a tradwife in the countryside
AMC is an obese black women with downs syndrome.
BBBY is a Chinese midget with a piss fetish.
Obviously GME is the best, but now that its MOASS i have my regrats, entertainment wise

>>54891872
The single most important data point is the dilation of Ryan Cohen's sphincter. Dilation is low (near zero)=bullish.

>>54890421
this but all of those apply to the 1 - 10 range

>>54891872
What is the highest price you have paid for one share of GME?

What is the lowest?

For me, I first bought right around $340 (pre-split). My lowest has been when I got some cheapies for just over $16.

>>54891916
What would DWAC be?

>>54891872
>NOOOOOO THEY'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE THING WE CAN MANIPULATE
>LOOK AT THE DATA
>LOOOOOOK
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54891872

it's today

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>54891946
Anyone else ever buy a share over $300? Or am I the only OG left?

>>54892063
$245 was my first buy in

>>54891916
I enjoyed your metaphor very much. Thank you for bringing some joy into this otherwise mind numbingly boring play.

>>54892027
Me with the white pissy underwear

it's today

>>54892063
I bought around $15k's worth at $340.

>>54892124
You’ve only lost about $11,500 of that initial investment. Not bad, anon! Stay positive, don’t let the shills get to you. We are bound to get that money back some day.

>>54892151
Oh that isn't all I've lost, I put another $25k in at $240, as I thought we were in a "dip".

I want moon, you understand.

Muh banks
Muh cohen
Muh ramp
Muh no shares to borrow
Muh squeeze
Looking like a red day stupid fuck baggies!

>>54892190
I can eat 2 mcdoubles + the nuggets + fries in 40 minutes comfortably.
I can eat the additional remaining 2 mcdoubles within the 90 min challenge window.
I can't do the 4 cokes though.

>>54892237
>2 slices of cheese, sesame seed bun
>””””McDouble””””
YOU FUCKING CASUAL, THOSE ARE NOT MCDOUBLES

>>54892252
Don't be so hard on him. He's an extremely red average gamestop bagholder. He can't afford food.

They couldn't push it below $20.07 so we are going above $21 today.
Check em

>>54892190
I wish I were strongfat enough to eat all that in a half-hour.

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 21 LETS FAKKING GO CAM ON

>>54892335
That’s a cool retro meme from 2021

>>54892063
A couple.

>>54892151
this only works if your company is on the verge of bankruptcy/already bankrupt.

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO GME

POOMPA TIME

This play was never about DRS. DRS is a shill distraction.

>>54892355
>Checked.
Yes. Gamestop is both retro and futuristic.

>can someone give this guy some GME certificates

>>54891203
This one is your best yet.

>>54892435
HA!

>>54891969
I have addressed that the manipulated stock price is bullshit multiple times. No debt, profitable, forecasting even more optimized business operations, but the c-suite can't get rewarded for blowing BCG out of the board and turning shit around. It's fucked up the wrong billionaires get their asses praised on social media, but shit like this gets swept under the rug. Fuck all yall

>>54892511
>but shit like this gets swept under the rug.
The great rug pull will reveal all

>>54892511
How much profit did they pay last year?

>>54892511
Checked

why bbbyq moassing?
why gme no moass?

Everything is fine with Ken so we should probably sell soon, right guys?
>Kek Kennies

>>54892617
Bbby isn’t even at a 2-week high

>>54892620
No. Never sell. Buy more. Screenshot your average

>>54892620
Why the fuck does he have those two white lines in his hair? Has he been pulling his hair out or something? Until I enlarged the image, I thought somebody shooped it to make it look like he had corn rows for some reason.

>>54892670
Oh hey it's the guy that's always here doing it for free.
What are you holding big guy? Show us your portfolio first

>I obsess over this stock I don't even own and I want you to keep buying more... because I think it's funny!

>>54892764
>no you

Kek baggot. Not only are you here for free. But you gave your life savings to be here. You have -60% to show for it. You lost more today as well! Kek extremely red meme obsessed retard.

You're not Bateman. You're not Burry. You're a bagholder

>>54892778
>You lost more today
Anon, I…

We’re all going to make it rain on them hoes

>>54892799
Ooooooooo is fuck 1.3%!!!!! Only 156% to get back to the squeeze price dumbfuck!

>>54892836
bring big biddie bitches

Le DOT is deep BLUE!!

>>54892542
oh it's you again
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2022-results

>>54892874
Show us on the doll where the GME hurt you.

bankies about to go negative on the day after opening +20%

>>54892778
>absolutely seething lmao
Take a breather bro, we are all here for free just having fun

I SAID IT'S POOMPA TIME

>>54893085
Pump! Pump pump! Pump! Pump! Pump pump it up!

>the market starts dumping during our pump candle
hmm

>market red
>crypto red
>we green
>vix green
looking good

Shieeeeet we is be rich today. Imma be able to afford lobsters and make a lobster boil tonight!!

>>54893147
What is your endgame?

>seething shills
>deep blue dot
>green
>pumps
>>54893147
>Backup has been called.
Feeling pretty good today GME bros

in this last 2 years, we have only gone up in spikes.
I'm weirded out.

>>54892538
I love her so much

>>54893218
Didn't it slowly climb a bit before the sneeze?

They said it themselves last week. Red is dead zed. Green from here on out

>>54893147
Dis moe spittin'! (I say this in the "nihongo jouzu" sense. Please ask me what that is I want to explain it.)

>>54893237
you mean like right now?

Can we get $21 before 12?

>>54893240
I wanna be seen, in green
Wouldn't be caught dead, red

>>54893218
does anyone have the short exempt volume spike chart from a few weeks ago? It was basically zero for years then it spiked for several days in a big cluster about a month before the original run in 2020 goes back to zero and stays there until it started spiking again about a month ago.

>>54893296
Aaaaah
Aaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaah

>>54893237
yeah but it was still spikes kinda

>>54893307
It spiked because volume on earnings day was huge. Higher volume = more short volume.
The hype of this was stupid

Why is Jeff keking Kenny so hard.
Is Kenny being isolated for his failures and massive bags?
>Kek Kennies

>>54893403
that picture is super fucking funny, there was abother one like it with the googly eyes ryan

I'm getting some magic chants started...frens feel free to join in.

>>54893416
I AIN'T HAPPY. IM FEELING GLAD.

>>54893416

am I getting this right?
>please goyim let us sell your shares
are they this desperate?

>>54893416
Mistro Pepe...

>>54893459
oh it's even more funny when this is the last article

>>54893413
That's a deep laugh, and the look is something reserved for the biggest mistakes. Like
>dude I accidentally fucked a Vietnamese tranny. And my wife wife found out.
>bro I gambled all my money on shorts, I just need a little loan so my wife doesn't find out.
>Dude seriously I'm being investigated by the SEC and might need a little loan before my wife finds out.
Lol. Lmao even

>>54893401
short exempt volume not short volume

>>54893504
the more I look, the funnier it gets
>jeff besitos deep laugh lines
>ken's "they know" face
>their table number is ∞
I'm laffin

>>54893403
>>54893413

>>54893560
Look at the red marks on Ken's face by his hairline. Clearly
>rubbing his face/head in stress and contemplation.
>Numerous half finished glasses of wine. >Sad defeated look.
>disheveled.
>sloppy.
Jeff
>personal light
>well lit table
>full bottle of something probably expensive.
>happy
>laughing
>clean shaven
>well kept
>knowingly looking at Kenny's defeat.
It looks like Ken got drunk and asked for money.
Either Jeff is laughing at owning Kenny or he is laughing at denying Kenny.
>Either way it looks like the end is near for Kenny.

>>54893665
>Kenny wants Jeff to invest in his new mayo products, and carry it on the Amazon store.
>Jeff said Kek Kenny.
>Jeff had a paparazzi take the photo at the exact moment for max pain.

>tictictic tic tic tic.....tic......tic....tock

>>54893307

>>54893690
that photo is the best thing Amazon has ever produced

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54893675
>Either Jeff is laughing at owning Kenny or he is laughing at denying Kenny.
This may be the truth.
>buy your stinky bags?
>bail you out
>even I don't have enough money for that

>>54893675
Jeff only looks that way because he's on TRT. No shaming gender affirmation care but that shit shouldn't be accessible only by billionaires man.

>>54893242
what is that

>>54893802
>No shaming gender affirmation care
>I identify as a swole individual
>denied test because not gorillionaire
>other option is bubba's bathtub brew or grey market
>and that's just sourcing the gear

>>54893665
Post MOASS I'm going to buy Kenny's the company and put Ken Griffin's face on every bottle so that he will be forever known as the Mayo Man.

>>54893828
Japanese people say, "Your Japanese is so good," regardless of how horrible it actually is as long as you're able to string together even a single mangled sentence. The implication is that if you hear it rather than an actual response to your statement or query, your Japanese is actually shit.
So, yeah, dis moe spittin' lollmaoeven.

>>54893838
I mean yeah pretty much. All of Jeff's Lex Luthor antics took place when he was a balding skinnyfat literal cuck. Now that he's a a shaved gigachad he's just enjoying life. Mexican fisherman parable applies.

>>54893872
>Mayo Man
https://youtu.be/FhRaySvtNaU?t=138
too late

As long as I get my money I don't care if Kenny gets off Scotch free

>>54893970
>Scotch free

>>54891129
Clearly a jew trying to pay his karmic load. No random kek baggies knows all of the most current dd.

>>54893791
>>54893675
>>54893560

>>54893970
you seem to have spelled that wrong.
supposed to be
>i don't care if i get my money as long as these criminals spend life in jail, or preferably hang from the neck until dead, on account of they parasitically leached enough money from the bloodstream of the us economy, and by extension the world as is.
i presume.

>>54892190
I put 100k in at 318 when the bitch from GME jungle screamed they admitted it's an over vote. She's an actual retard Price tanked. But I did but a bunch at 39 Feb 2021 so I am still mostly comfy.

Hol up my BBQ doin a lil sum

>>54893724
wut dis?

Im tired boss

>>54894043
Is it back to $5 yet? That's when shill faggots were saying it was a great deal.

>>54894078
Go take a nap then

>>54894024
nuce oc, kek'd

>>54893988
Yeah, you're holding with boomers and?

>>54894095
>he didn't buy at $5
>he doesn't know

POOMPA SQUAD ALL HANDS ON DECK

We're back in the crab channel. Wake me up when we knock on 30.

RRP 2,217.601

PARTICIPANTS 104

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

Still Holding.

these candles are getting me hard

>>54894102
Ty boss

>>54894063
days with the highest short exempt vol

Finance bros i see squiggly crossover on the daily mcdonalds. Please esplain what mean

>>54894208
>Please esplain what mean
No salt on the fries.
Now hurry up I'm hungry.

>>54894208
I have crunched the numbers, opt8mized the sheet formulas, and received counsel from frens across the board and have determined it means wagmi

>>54894226
I concur. The data checks out.

>>54894027
>Spite over success
I'd rather get the money.
Once the money is in the hands of a bunch of complete autists there'll be plenty more chances for them for mandatory little red wagon painting action.
There's not much of a chance of unfucking things with the reverse, where a few get punished but most escape.

>>54894226
>>54894208
The WAGMI index is off the charts. I do not know how much more we can take.

>>54894027
With money you can pay people to take out the lavender problem. If it mean no more jews, nogs and spics, I'll stay where I am. In loo if that, pay me.

>>54893403
>Let me guess, they said "sneed"?

>>54894178
Still Holding! x4

>>54894306
based

I miss DFV posting. He was a cool cat. Ryan just can't compete.

>>54893838
dude there are online TRT clinics that are very wink wink nudge nudge obviously geared towards people doing cycles who will mail you everything and it's only a few dollars a day and legal.

>>54894449
>who will mail you everything
>implying you're even sure if they're giving you pharm-grade stuff
Like I said, sourcing gear is one thing. Administering it is another. You also have to consider on and off cycles, so your balls won't stop producing T naturally. This works really well when you have a lab team, not when you're self-dosing.

>>54894498
I just blast and cruise man

>>54893495
>>54893459
Shorts and puts are different things.

Let's see what Twitter is doing today.

>>54894509
>I just blast and cruise man

>>54894531
They're deleting traces of market manipulation under the guise of deleting inactive accounts.

>>54894498
So, where do you learn to self-dose if one were to want to anyway?

>>54894598
>So, where do you learn to self-dose if one were to want to anyway?
The Internet
>nice try, FBI

one for the schizos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citadel_of_Crime

came up when I searched for 'citadel crime'

it's a movie directed by George Sherman

george sherman was the CEO before RC overhauled the company.

was also written by 'don ryan'

do with this what you will.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54894628
This is the first time ive ever seen something and came to the conclusion that its way too schizo for me and maybe i should take my meds like those people tell me to........kek

>>54894660
you create the past by looking at it and the future by dreaming it

>>54894628
>film released July 24th, 1941
>7/41
>verification not required
I'm reeeeeeaaaaachiiiiingggggg

>>54894628
>>54894708
what the fuck

>>54894708
Don't forget 12/7/41.

>>54894722
checked, it's cannon now
>King Baggot
>GME 741 Album
>Citadel of Evil

Holy shit KEK dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54894628
>>54894708
>>54894722

>>54894628
this is pepe album/kek levels of schizo and I like it a lot

>go into thread about Reddit
>someone asks who still uses it
>someone responds mocking GME hodlers

Yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI

we're not supposed to be trading over $20. . . uh, hedge baggies . . . . what's wrong?!?!?!?

>>54895249
Hedgefags have been wrong for 2.5 years, they're not about to start being right, especially after hedge funds shut down and we're watching banks collapse next.

Kek, baker is passed out on the sofa covered in cheeto dust

>>54895407
216, not 316

>>54895407
>>54895431
There's still a pretty good chance he's correct

>>54895487
Hot.

>>54890366
>mfw when a 1.2-200M calinigger reparation payment might be the last nail in the coffin for this whole thing
Peak clown world.

>>54895527
Never gonna happen

>>54895527
Are California reparations actually happening?

>>54895567
it would be slightly too funny for this universe

>>54890642
Any guidelines?

>>54895567
If they prioritize black people over native americans, or flat out exclude the natives from this project, then yeah, it's peak clown town.

>>54895567
No idea. I believe they've cornered themselves badly enough that there'll be some sort of payment, but it will be much lower and have all kinds of eligibility standards that only like 3 people will get the max possible amount of money and the vast majority fuckall. In any case they're only left with bad options.
The fact that it even is a genuine possibility, no matter how remote, is shocking enough to me. Even despite everything that has happened so far.

U guys ever beat your meat at your work bathroom?

>>54895734
Stop cooming you sick fuck.

>>54895734
Based
>>54895761
Even more based

>>54895761
I just fucking cant man

>>54894628
>>54894660
>>54894708
>>54894722
>>54894738
>>54894757
>>54894961
>>54895018
>2schizo4me
this fucking timeline

>>54895407
Bad bot

>>54895567
No, it was approved by a small committee of woke retards to go to lawmakers

>>54895852
Excellent

>>54895852
Now this is art

>>54895658
Califag here. The key part of the proposal that everyone’s forgetting about is the requirement to prove ancestry to receive the payment. Basically to get the gibs you have to show you’re black and (iirc) either that your family’s lived here for generations or that they were at one point enslaved. Point (a) is impossible without breaking the “I identify as...” shitshow and (b) filters out the 99% of niggers that don’t keep that kind of paperwork around. It’s gonna be a complete clusterfuck if enacted and that’s not even counting the inevitable SCOTUS case that comes out of it that’ll make the current student loan shit look sane by comparison

>>54895527
Between this and the student loan thing I should have just gone to USC. Fuck.
>>54895655
Native Americans got reparations. They were shitty and they should absolutely press for more but they got them. Also, there's non-zero mixed black/NAs so they'd get a cut.
>>54895658
>The fact that it even is a genuine possibility, no matter how remote, is shocking enough to me.
Me too, but I suspect for different reasons.

>>54895889
it drips off you like sludge

>>54895567
Everyone about to get red pilled hard when 50% of American gingers qualify and everyone realizes that black isn't a skin condition and "white" and "black" are more than skin color.
Suddenly
>no irish
Will finally enter the global conscience.

When reparations are received do all residents of European descent have to return to Europe?

>>54895734
No, sounds disgusting.

>>54895958
TND

>>54895852
need this bad boy printed at 27 x 40

>>54895958
Yes, but it has to be done with technology your people developed

>>54895903
I must be The Brain if you're Pinky.

>>54895812
Kek is that a Rygel pepe?

I need my reparations from the hedgies for their chicanery

Le DOT is BROKEN :(

Bobbies ...

>>54896207
NVM its back

>>54896221
LOL slurper ID, I hope you slurped today fren

>>54896221
>>54896302
kek

>>54890366
Is that from dawn of sorrow?

>>54896221
SLURPER FOR WHAT ANON?

>>54896302
I've been accumulating BBQ bobbies since the 7 cent range like I'm Icahn
(He has a tendency to buy large stakes in OTC companies)

>>54896400
>Shinpads
Probs.

>>54894129
Just finished Part 7 yesterday, been fantastic.

WTFWT

https://old.reddit.com/r/edwinbarnesc/comments/13bt1f9/gmerica_sec_bk_court_filings_reveal_carl_icahn_as/

Remember when we used to go up multiple dollars every tick and now we go up 10 cents in one day?

>>54896546
>it's so shit it could only be posted in the author's own subreddit
kek

>>54896546
he doesn't know

>>54890366
kek baggies

>>54896590
KEK your ID says you're a bog lover.

>another day of nothing happening

What happened to your no shares left to short dumbfucks?
What happened to your ramp? Ahahahahahaahahaha

>>54896867
Zoom out

>>54896889
zoom out further baggie bitch
what do you see

Somebody redpill me on Autobeard. Why did he delete his account? His DD was the gold standard, but now he’s out of the GME play.

>>54896889
Looks extremely red. Now what?

>zoom in

Looks really red there too. Now what?

>>54896932
he realized he was a dumbfuck baggie and sold

>>54896933
Zoom in one more time and enhance. Then look at all the fucks I give!

>>54896944
Can someone who isn’t a fudshill answer my question?

>>54896921
>>54896933
now zoom in.

>>54896963
He got exposed for not actually following any of Dr Talmud's advice when he made House of Cards. This means his representation/endorsement of Dr. T was a fabrication, thus putting all of his "DD" into question.

>they have to wait for the crab to start scuttling before the kek bagging begins.
>just like every green morning
>its getting angrier week after week
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_RkH7aHb8

>>54896996
So what DD is left as “canon” at this point?

>>54897026
my own

>>54897026
For starters, the ones you can't talk about like "Heat lamp theory"

>>54897041
Explain heat lamp theory to me like I’m retarded (I am)

You fucks said BBBY was done, finished, how are they fucking PUMPING pennys? PENNYS! LITERAL FUCKING PENNYS!

>>54897093
$100 million mkt cap still waiting on my price point

I can't remember when this all began.

>>54897142
January 2021
Or if you were really lucky, sometime in 2020

>>54897041
>>54897065
Isn't it something about dlauer saying we got a glitch due to a heat lamp or something?
I am also retarded.

>>54897065
Something something stocks are like goyslop and CS is the wagie making it. Much like McDicks makes burgers to keep under a heatlamp so they’re ready when you come in to buy them, CS also keeps some of your shares (((available))) to the DTCC for (((operational efficiency))) and the only way to opt out is to terminate any plan account you may have and become a book king. The opposition the theory has received (despite it being rather simple to test) is something for the history books and hilarious to watch

>>54897179
What evidence is there that CS does this?

>>54897201
CS said they do it

>>54897179
That makes more sense. Ty.

Can anyone explain to me what the fuck is going on with the GameStop wallet? My IMX is showing that they're worth $0 and now all my Loopring coins have just disappeared entirely. Just gone. There's no transaction history and I haven't touched crypto in a year. The coins were meant to just chill in the wallet but things are getting really fucky. What the hell is going on?

>>54897201
Supposedly a careful reading of their TOS tells you, but I can’t read so I don’t know if it’s true

>>54897179
Book Kings WAGMI

>>54897065
Having plan enabled enrolls you in a program which proactively moves a % of your shares back to the DTCC and they change that % based on market conditions, something that directly alters DRS numbers. It sounded too stupid and too rigged to be true but it turns out that's exactly what they do.

>>54897219
GameStop uses a fractional reserve wallet system. They saw them sitting there, in your wallet, unused for a year so they have used them for themselves

>>54897210
Link?

>>54897241
Not your wallet, not your coins.

>>54897235
>It sounded too stupid and too rigged to be true but it turns out that's exactly what they do.
First rule to understanding who we're dealing with: They will use any methods necessary to defraud the rest of us, regardless of how absurd, convoluted or unreasonable they sound and will do this until the last moment given the chance.
Why? Because they feel entitled to do so, which is why they take anyone telling them to stop it so personally; once you understand that everything else falls into place

>>54897252
>>54897210
https://youtu.be/9Ii-5tgvZKk?t=80

>>54897252
Paul Conn made a public statement to the effect that a percentage of shares in plan enabled accounts are kept with the dtcc for operational efficiency purposes, and that that percentage was 10-20% across all stocks computershare holds. In theory that percentage could be different for every stock, and much higher for some potentially including GME, which means if you want to be a Book King you have to have DRIP disabled with no fractional shares active limit sells or recurring purchases on your computershare account. People actually figured this out a year ago and got shouted down by faggots, I was talking about it more than a year ago and while a few did listen most didn't, but it matters and could explain why DRS numbers haven't been keeping up with what the tally has counted because book and plan shares are reported as separate numbers to the companies whose stocks are held with computershare as the transfer agent.

Of note is that that number is higher than it should be given cneed and co's holdings which is why it was reported differently on the last earnings report. As for Atobitt, dudes a fag and has been compromised since the beginning and literally never had any shares direct registered. Which is why his """DD""" got pushed as hard as it did. If you want real DD peruvian bull's dollar milkshake theory and the heat lamp theory that's already been mentioned are the good shit, but you could also literally never read any of it and just buy shares with a broker to then direct register to computershare and still be fine if that's all you do. And so this doesn't turn into another "stfu boyardee/45/chadshill" slidefest, broker shares will still get paid out if they're held in cash only accounts with no margins or options enabled with a reputable broker but the CS shares are what will make them eventually be worth something. Everyone holding with robinhood or cashapp or webull or other fly-by-night CFD bucketshop brokers will probably get fucked by t&c's

>>54897420
And personally, I think the lower than expected DRS numbers are quietly bullish because it'd be indicative of a lot of people having recurring purchases enabled. Everyone switching plan off, going with heatlamp theory, would be like if the cooks in the kitchen knocked out the manager and locked the doors to the wendy's so they could have all the burgers for themselves. The hedgies are the customers ignoring the restaurant until every other place in town is closed, and moass is them kicking the door down and demanding those burgers for whatever price it takes to buy them because they can't cook their own anymore. They can't hop the counter either, one of the cooks has an AR-15 wit da green tips and will dome them if they try (2FA enabled accounts).

>>54897219
Are you sure you can't see them because you didn't tap on the Layer 2 wallet?

>>54897235
>It sounded too stupid and too rigged to be true but it turns out that's exactly what they do.
These people think they can trick the all knowing all powerful God, why would they treat you any better?

>>54897420
We need to start a letter writing campaign to our senators about this.

>>54897533
Yeah, I checked all the layers

>>54897279
I actually wonder, when it comes to a random companies, don't they have a fiduciary duty to do what's in Cede & Co's best interest? It's technically Cede's name on like 95% of all shares, so don't companies have to act in Cede's interests and not that of the people buying all the beneficially shares in the market? We had some weird things pointing to that, like the whole 'Jason Waterfalls' saga where the court kept denying petitions on the basis of his shares being beneficially owned.

>>54897579
The DWAC investors are really good at organizing politically, they even went to DC and met with senators in person. We should learn from their tactics.

I am schizo. Keeping the price low keeps people buying on cs which in turn lets the hedgies use your burgers under the lamp

>>54897670
good

Kek morning baggies

>>54897660
It'd be interesting to see what would happen if 51% of all shares were held by actual people, non-beneficially I mean.

>>54897670
Nothing wrong with buying on CS as long as you immediately terminate the plan and convert those shares to book.

Do we own enough shares to elect board members? We need to get someone like DFV on the board to push for an NFT dividend.

>>54897753
>>54897753
>>54897753
Threaded.

>>54890922
Checked.

>>54893698
>>54895852
Nice.

>>54894102
>>54895859
I always like seeing the new variants.

>>54895622 Checked
The board recommends for and 1 year for all the proposals.

>>54896400 Checked
Yes. I was originally going to use something from Aria of Sorrow.

be/xUXDb is a faggot

>>54897779
Ape no fight ape

>>54897721
Hell even if people just made it a point to terminate a few days or a week before the record date that'd be fine to. Then restart the recurring buys after the record date passed. That'd make sure your burgers weren't under the lamp when the GM stopped by to see how things were running at the store.
>>54897669
>>54897579
You can try, I've already written my senators and congressmen about it. Making a bigger stink helps get the shit cleaned up faster but frankly I think it's already getting handled by this whole movement being allowed to exist for the first time. Others tried with other stocks before GME.

>>54897279
Sounds like racism.
>Why have two water fountains if they use the same water source?
>BECAUSE-... BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS OKAY (you have to read this part with a heavy Mississippian accent)

>>54897810
I like this angle, it’s good optics for us. We need to push the idea that hedge funds are racists. Get all the blue hairs pissed off about it.

>>54890366
What game is this??

>>54897772
It can't be DFV. He's too intrinsically tied to the squeeze play and that opens things up for litigation.

It should be someone like Dave Lauer, or my top pick would be Richard Newton. Either of them are knowledgeable and diligent enough to add real value.

>>54897963
What were you replying to? This sounds interesting

>>54892217

Rent free go outside you incel

>>54897887 78 87
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.