/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54875416
Invent a time machine
Go back in time
Don't get 17k+ in debt you fucking donkey

go to a casino anon

god damn, and I just made $25k last week trading shitcoins. Your post has made me reflect on the different experiences we all have.

Buy Meme and Pepe on BRC20. Screenshot this because i know you wont do it and Ill be rich

>>54875416
>I’m homeless right now
How are they going to sue you, send a letter to your cardboard box kek

>>54875416
Ignore it, they dont have collection offices in the park.

If you go to jail you are better off than on the street. You will get bullied and harrased both times but rewarded in jail for good behaviour.

>>54875416
You can't get sued for a mere 17k. That would cost the other party more money paying the legal battle than getting his money back. 17k is such a meme amount, if you find a job you could pay all of that in less than 6 months.

>>54875513
>>54875516
I have an address technically but I’ve been kicked out. I’m young and used to live with my parents.
>>54875517
I’d love to believe this is true

just be yourself

>>54875416
Get a loan for 17k. How dumb are you?

>>54875762
I have destroyed credit bro and you know that doesn’t solve the problem lol

>>54875513
fucking got me

>>54875416
Too late. Should have put it all in the Kentucky Derby like a degenerate faggot.

>>54875416
you've given us like 2% of the information needed
age
family status
job
income
expenses
etc.

but it sounds like all you need to do is get a normie job, save for a bit, and pay it off

>>54875429
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>>54875416
>I’m homeless
why then you have more pressing matters to attend, than a trifling indbtedness to an uncaring corporaton or three

>>54875416
Approach a loan shark. Ask for about 5k of loan. Bang it on a 125x leveraged trade and I'm sure it'll be fine.

54875416
>1pbtid
Get a real job cuck.

>>54875416
Do you have any assets, wages, or accounts? If not and you're in the US then you're basically "judgment proof" and they can sue all they want and get a piece of paper saying you owe whatever. But there's literally nothing to collect.
And in some states they can't take your house, car, or garnish wages.

>>54875416
Sounds like you gotta get yourself a new name, face and history after moving to Alaska my friend. Best of luck.

Actual advice. Stop worrying you aren't getting sued or going to jail. Don't pay. Fix your life first (job, food, vehicle, home etc). The debt will go to collections, eventually you can do a deal to settle the debt or even better do a Consumer Debt Proposal which is where you do a deal to pay a fixed amount for a few years, look it up. Either way in 5/7 years your credit will be fixed and the debt will be long gone. In the mean time if you get hassled by collections, just move and get a new phone number. Problem soved.

I can't believe to amount of npcs that neck themselves over literal pocket change for these corporations.

>>54882063
Also inflation works in your favor.

>>54875517
>6 months
Jesus Christ boomers are completely out of touch

>>54875416
>I can’t file for bankruptcy either

That is your only option.
You can't just block obvious solutions because you don't like them and expect us to find a work around for you.

There are none.
You are bankrupt. End of story

>>54875416
PP my dude. It's that simple. How you think he posted thus back on 5/17/22? You don't time travel and not know things, prove that wrong. Just listen to ppseeds and all your monetary problems disappear.

>>54882063
17k is not pocket change for like 99% of people though. It's money that can take years to accumulate these days, when you factor in cost of living.
>>54882142
OP really needs legal advice here. Bankruptcy may very well be their best option, but you can't say this without knowing their situation.

>>54875416
Be happy it’s only 17k. You can repay that with a solid job. Get your life together and get back on your feet. You will look back at this time period and chuckle

>>54875448
kek