/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54869466
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,242.399B, 101P = 22.202B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,207.415B, 101P = 21.856B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek shills

>>54869507

>how many shares to make it?

1-10 shares will make you like Andrew Tate rich. You’ll be able to certainly maintain the appearance of being wealthy and people will believe you.

11-100 shares will get you into Taylor Swift range. You can buy a private jet, ensure your friends and family are taken care of for multiple generations.

100-500 this is the Elon Musk range. You can start and purchase corporations on a whim. You can explore scientific curiosity’s without cutting down on your extravagant lifestyle.

500-1000 - this is where dynastic wealth comes in. You’ll be so wealthy that there will be literally nowhere to keep all the money. You can give hundreds of millions to your family and still be wealthier than everyone else. You can fund wars, city states, and start secret societies or religions.

1000+ - this is a level of wealth yet unseen in the world. This range will breed God Emperors that will either clash for mutual destruction or forge a new plane of reality because there isn’t room for multiples in this one.

if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose.

Hope this helps.

let's trip the fuck out

Who here not voting, fuck that shit. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I'm not falling for you scam a third time.

>>54869612
I'm voting against everything recommended. Need to start seeing some results soon, Ryan. Get Shatner and John Xina on the marketplace before the meeting and I'll vote how you want me to

>>54869624
Deadlocking everything they want to do until moass may not be a bad idea.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>54869466
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity

Ken Griffins ancestors clawed at the floorboards of the slave ships from Madagascar all the way to the colonies just so that 300 years later this porch monkey can drink all day when his tar baby ass should be working and get his jigaboo nigger coon fingers on all my goddamn money.

>>54869706
Any advice on voting? I'm profoundly intellectually lazy and at this stage I hardly even check the ticker more than once a week. I'm just Happy in the knowledge that shills and hedgies are suicidally depressed over me holding some shares.

>>54869859
All FOR, and 1 year.

>>54869886
sounds good, thanks champ.

>>54869886
I voted for all and 1 year.

>>54869915
*3 years.

>>54869466
checked
wagwi
Guys, I dont care about MOASS anymore, this is now a valueplay (for me).
Next time they dump it, I am going to buy more.

i can't believe there is actually a BBBYQ general. there is no saving some people

>>54869926
For me, it's a triple threat. I initially got in because of the MOASS, but it's also a value play since we have an expanding tech company with no debt and millions in the bank. On top of that, everyone I hate is suffering badly as a direct result of me holding shares.
Next time they dump it, I am going to buy more.

>>54868384
So will I. (I am a cis manlet so my gender-affirming surgery is leg-lengthening.)

>>54870004
Those poor deluded bbbaggies. Kek! Should have just hedl GME for three years

>>54870017
>an expanding tech company
I wish they'd actually do something with the fucking marketplace now. How long has it been in beta? One year? Two?

>>54870017
based
now I also want to join the tripple play train

>54870047
>7daysToDie
>dayz
>factorio (released after 5? 7? open beta)
>star citizen
just the ones off the top of my head
wtf are you some kind of faggot? go dilate

>>54870017
I'm not sure there's going to be a next time. If we pop up past $30 we're off to the races.

>>54870212
>"What's behind 180 Kenneth?"
As it turned out, 181

>>54868407
unironically asking: how many gme shares (pre- and post-moass) for this painting?

>>54870212
I doubt we'll hit those numbers while citadel's still around. if we get close to anything that would pop a margin call, kenny's shorting algorithms activate and beat down the upward momentum.

>>54870286
It's yours, my friend :)

>>54870294
but shorting brings their no no zone further down and speeds up buying. Eventually every number will be margin call territory.

BUDDY

>tfw /biz/ has done so well during the golden bullrun that they haven't been in a 4chan cup babby tournament in 4 years
You guys think when it all comes crashing down, the board's team will begin to suck along with the market?
I'm going to laugh my dick off when MOASS hits and the 2024 team has RC as a star player.

>>54870677
Means nothing

>>54870677

Is this bad or something

>>54870795
You okay, Wall Street?
Wall Street, you okay?
You okay, Wall Street?
Wall Street, you okay?
You okay, Wall Street?
Wall Street, you okay?
You okay, Wall Street?
Wall Street, you okay?

>>54870803
very

There are so many trans men working in the corrections. It’s so weird

What happened to the 2yil guy

>>54870803
T-Bongs are pricing in US defaulting in a month if it's up 23% in a day when it's normally ±0.05% fluctuations.

She's dead, Jim.

>>54870845
>It's been 2 years
>2 Yils have also passed
Think critically, anon.

>>54869624
I think I’m going to as well. I feel Ryan has taken advantage of us and given no forward guidance on delighting the shareholders. He has his billions, we saved his company and are his lifeline. And he ignores us. Bros. In SHORT, I feel duped.

must be saturday, if shillniggers are posting cringe

>>54870884
Why not do 2 more yils?

>>54870926
Watch the original video.

>>54870263
Somebody already made that joke you stupid fucking redditor
>>54870294
You're literally a fucking nigger
>>54870677
Whaaaaat?
>>54870840
What does that even mean?
>>54870862
Racist
>>54870894
Cringe larpposting
>>54870941
Wtf are you even talking about bro?

Good Morning Everything, ook ook my fellow faggots! I love GME and all of you APES! WAGMI!! (Except Todd, lol)

O Kenny boy, the ledge, the ledge is calling
From desk to glass and down the building side
The short's gone and all the banks falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must sneed

Did our king jew tweet anything?

>>54870971
If you ever go to to jail. Prison gaurds without dicks making you squat naked and other uncomfortable things just to make themselves feel like a real man. They experience gender euphoria or whatever. They get to practice their fetish and get paid for it. Disgusting

Can't wait to vote yes on everything. Gamestop's worked so God damned hard turning that company around, becoming profitable, and dealing with that spoiled faggot man baby kenny. That dumb bitch keeps using unlimited finances to short the company RC and team are busting their ass to fix for us, and I don't mind doing what I can to make sure that wagmi, including the board.

I’m going to build a church post moass. We should all commit to opening at least one church post moass

>>54871098
Which religion?

>>54871098
I was originally planning on renovating a soldiers memorial church near where I live oddly enough.

>>54871109
Just a pure unrestrained love of God for me.

>>54871109
I recently joined an anti tranny chruch. I’m not sure what denomination we are, but we’re the best. I love Jesus so much and will use money to spread his message

>>54871098
Ironically, this whole saga has convinced me of an absence of a loving god more than anything else in my life.
I'm just going to reclaim the earth, and do my best to make it as green and vibrant as I can for my children to enjoy.
Groves and orchards and fields full of wildflowers, inner city forests, wildlife preserves, these shall be my church.

>>54871109
No religion, just up.

>>54871140
Muslims will come and get you, kafir!

When Monday? Why no moass??

>>54871152
I'll welcome them with open arms.

Who else no longer believe in MOASS and now believe in Ryan Cohen and the GameStop board to deliver our tendies?

>MOASS isn't real
>Dude trust me

Need MOASS to come so I can fund research on reopening growth plates and also legislation that would make it illegal to use the tech if you're 6' or taller before your 21st birthday.

>>54871312
Mike tyson is 5'9"
Go call mike Tyson a manlet to his face right now.

>>54871312
Also breaking this law would be punishable by deshinification.

Baker made more for moass than Ryan "ALL TALK" Cohen. no cap

>>54871422
fr fr?

>>54871440
fr fr!

>>54870971
>Wtf are you even talking about bro?
Learn the lore, newfag.
https://youtu.be/_wx8e2pTuoM

>>54871422
That isn't very bussin

I am no longer comfy and it's about to be more than just my problem. Pay me, get me paid, throw these criminal faggots into prison and preferably a volcano, but I am so goddamned sick and tired of being edged for three fucking years. Pop the fucking bubble so I can move on with my life. Fuck, make it go to zero so I can just do my own flip onto concrete, I will personally kill every crab alive for this unjust faggotry.

>>54871312
U sound short
>>54871344
Checked. Real short.
>>54871422
Chek Ed. Fr.
>>54871515
Fucking lul. Learn the niggersty of a story im already a part hur ferkin durr shitlips.
>>54871594
Faggot.

With the power of infinite money I will make them real. We have the technology.

LOL house of cards is a piece of shit Dr T says.. weird never saw this posted on the Reddit

>>54871648
Kek

How much money could I make selling CCs? I am so bored I might just open an account with a broker that allows options fuckery and sell a few weeklies while we wait

>>54871682
>asking for financial advice
>1pbtid
glow less

>>54871594
Patience child. Your integrity and strength are being tested, win or lose. If you crack before it moons or even if it plummets, you lose. The weak minded are always the first crumble.

>>54871648
>date
you're right I never saw this in the cringemines

>>54871899
Fuck you nigger I just wonder how much money I could skim weekly by buying a few hundred shares with a new broker, in adition to my 3000 book, non-plan DRSd shares.

>>54871682
It's public information that you can look up. Covered calls are practically the same thing as a limit sell order, I hope you understand that. you have zero long exposure above your strike.

>>54871936
Thought it was worth sharing because that faggot posted a “DD AMA” yesterday where he just FUD the shit out of the stock. The guy never even DRSd, plagiarized ‘research’ and then even had the gall to say that Dr T gave it the okay— literally the opposite. Told him it was inaccurate and he took that as the green light

>>54872002
Take the cash that you would have used to buy shares to sell cc’s with and sell a cash-secured puts instead. It’s effectively a limit buy that you get paid for

>>54872043
Not that anon i have 400 DRS and then just wheel 100 shares aka when i have cash i sell puts and if it gets executed i sell CC also have 2.5k sitting in cash for a juicy dip or option gambling whenever its goes near 16$

>>54872006
I know. What I consider is buying adittional shares, maybe 100 to 400 and sell $30 ccs as it seems to be the danger zone. I know I would loose the shares when it all kicks off but I have a make it stack with CS. This would be to see some income in the meantime.

Does this mean I would make 8 cents*100 = $8 by selling a $25 call?

>>54872022
(((They))) orchestrated a weeklong 'dd spotlight' in an obvious attempt to slide the heatlamp theory out of casuals radar

There is only lamp.

>>54872093
>Does this mean I would make 8 cents*100 = $8 by selling a $25 call?
Correct. It’s high risk low reward and if moass happens on the week you have it open you’ve just lost 100 moon tickets

when do i have to vote by?

>>54872125
it's fitting a theory named after an integral piece of making goyslop, used to destroy the general population, is destroying financial institutions

>>54872093
$8 is the premium and that's what you get for selling the option. You are selling out of your positions at $25 though. If you wanted to sell your shares this is a way to do it, but if not then you are just swing trading.

>>54872148
Thanks. I see now I gotta sell strikes pretty close to being itm should I see any significant return. Need to take a deeper look into my spreadsheet and observe the volatility close the coming week.

>>54871621
I'm a tall stoic man born into an average man's body and neglected in youth to the point of stunting and then gaslit that the only way someone like me can go through life is by being a charismatic loudmouth who also has to defer to everyone else somehow.

It's going to be amazing when my body and the way people regard me finally matches what my brain seems to expect. My schizo qualities come from this break (and of course I won't need them anymore once wagmi).

>>54872338
Play around on a paper account for a while before diving into options. They can be very lucrative but they can also buttfuck your account, and their valuation can change for a multitude of reasons, some of which are not intuitive, other than share price (theta, IV, etc)

Here's a decent QRD, make sure you understand the major greeks before you use real money on options.
https://corporatefinanceinstitute.com/resources/derivatives/option-greeks/

And risk management is critical, diamond handing losing options plays is retarded; always know when to exit a play.

>>54872402
i'm not 'playing' options really but i have pissed away like <100bux over the last 8 months or so buying like one or two GME calls when i thought it might be running. i picked up a 25C for opex this month for .11 and i'll probably pick up another one for shits and giggles next week if they are cheaper. i'm still accumulating and DRSing and these are just to scratch my gambling itch. i do however just ride them to expiry, am i retarded?

>>54872402
Thanks, I'll study your link. Now I am ontly entertaining the thought of selling secured options with money I wouldn't know what to do with elsewise.

why is the chart frozen today...no volume??

>>54871682
Better to just buy puts on collapsing banks.
I'm an absolute poorfag with less than 1k funds not invested into GME, and I still had a 30% return buying WILDLY OTM puts on WAL last week (thanks again, Anonymous King) and selling them off before they expired on RobbinYoHood.

>>54872481
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, just to be safe.

>>54872359
Manlets are insanely delusional. I thank God every day I'm a 6'4 XXXX pure book pure blood

>>54872505
I forgot to mention, can't be a stick. Wasting a frame that can carry 300 pounds comfortably is just about as bad as being a manlet. Lankfags
know it and the cope is real. I see with eyes clear, if occasionally blocked by a high wall.

Go eat, son.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>54872531
Fuck, you got me there. I can't afford to eat big to get big. My high school dream was to be built like a JoJo character but instead I'm Stephen Merchant

>>54872531
>>54872505
>>54872359
>tfw 5'11" 240lbs stronkfat
>tfw women have been so gaslit by short "kings" they think I'm 6'1"
>tfw I tell them I'm 5'11 and they grip my biceps or traps and say "nooooo, you're totally 6+ shut uuuuuup."
Unvaxxed.
Pure Book.
Carrying this whole movement on my back, because I'm the only one capable of doing so.
Beef Kings rise up!

>>54872593
You can also lie about your dick size for the same reason. Inferior males shouldn't breed. Good thing GME chads will have hundreds of children to spread their superior genes

Uh oh stinky bankies. Time for 2008v2 this time there's no ZIRP to save you boogaloo.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/supervisionreg/files/board-briefing-on-impact-of-rising-interest-rates-and-supervisory-approach-20230214.pdf

They’ve covered all the bases for the narrative they’ll need to spin to normies, and they’ll believe it like they always do, but we’ll get our money. You anons did good. You did real good.

>>54872659
Ayo hol up are you saying they must get out da whey because we about to make some real fucking (financial) gains?

>>54872648
>BOG-FRS

>>54872614
>tfw already have offspring listed as beneficiaries on all accounts, and have explained to them why the computershare shares are not to be touched under any circumstances
>tfw blonde/blue kings will inherit unfathomable wealth and are already finance-pilled
>tfw the universe has aligned appropriately to create the new kings
>>>>>tfw my son is already 2" taller than me
We're all gonna make it, bros.

Heatlamp theory is clearly correct. People sell fractionals and book everything and the price starts going up again and then old DD writers and other shills show up again suddenly on SS and start spouting some new bullshit? There's no coincidences.

>>54872554
Gender affirmation care is crucial. If we can make room in the economic probability field for cutting off dicks and boob maxi-ing, we should also have room for manletism treatments and en-Jojo-ing nutrition and exercise support.

>>54869466
kek stupid fuck baggots

>>54872674
You tryin’ to build some muscle, man? That’s good. That’s reeaal good.

>>54872718
I beg to differ.
There is tons of room for future gene-mod tech to make generations of towering, pale, muscular, intelligent humans.
Modifying current humans to imitate genetic perfection is... distasteful.
I hope the best for all short kings.
I hope they accept their place, and understand that their genes will be important in the future, in high-gravity, high-pressure environs.
but aesthetically, for this planet, at this gravitational intensity... Tall and muscular is preferable.
Rock and stone, my short brothers.
We NEED you.
Just not here, and not now.
Grow.
Think.
Learn.
You are NECESSARY.
There ARE women who want you.
Beef up.
Lift.
LIFT.
We will all be raised by your strength.
You are honored, even if you are not respected.

>>54872724
There you are! We were starting to miss you. Welcome back. Such a strange hobby you have.

>>54872593
>>54872614
Everyone is terrible with body proportions unless you're autistic about it for reasons.

Tall people aren't better, but BEING tall is CLEARLY better. Same with being beefy. Being a tall fatass is better than being a beefy manlet which is better than being a towering stick. The complexity of the body ease-of-living hierarchy is truly something.

>>54872593
>>54872698
>Tfw 5'10 165 lbs
I gotta get back to the gym bros. I've been slacking and since White Boi Summer's around the corner, it's time to step up my game. What is the ideal weight for someone my height without being skinny fat?

>>54872787
Nigga I'm gay I don't care about that shit. Longer bones give you a bigger frame to hang more mass off of so you can lift big rocks and throw cars and shit. You whipped whipped.

'ate hedgies, simple as.

>>54872826
About two-fiddy.

Also, is it possible for a 4'10 to overcome his manletness? I'm friends with someone who catches shit all the time for being that much shorter than other dudes and they can be ruthless at times. I will never underestimate another humans ability to be unnecessarily cruel to another, all to feel superior to them. On the flip side, he's very good at turning the tables on people who pick on him by roasting the shit out of them and getting under their skin. What advice would you give such a man to improve his lot in life?

I still think that the moment hedgies lose control, the price will immediately jump to 6 figures. Had the March 2022 pump happened AH, this is what would have happened. Instead they were able to halt it and we all know the rest. They will lose control eventually, so it would best serve them to let it happen AH. The faster this squeezes means less normalfags to FOMO in. Despite their stubbornness in kicking the can all this time, the hedgies have to have had some thought on how this will inevitably unravel.

>>54872648
>tangible equity
they're all relying on their share price to remain solvent, sucks to be them

>>54872862
Being 4'10 is a curse but also a blessing if you can find a thick Amazonian gf to breastfeed you

>>54872862
Years ago, I would have said no, but whatever tack Peter Dinklage took seems to have worked. If your friend can roast, that means he can use his voice to cover the presence deficit his body leaves, so that's an... er... leg up.

>>54872862
Being interesting is the key. I know plenty of short dudes who do just fine. The internet makes it seem impossible for short bros but in reality it doesn’t matter much. Only insecure people rip on them; confident tall bros build short bros up. That’s what real masculinity is about: being strong enough to help build up others. Most bros know this deep down, whether short or tall, and that’s why WAGMI.

What's the point in lifting when you're 5'8?

>>54872884
>>54872946
>>54872862
>>54872359

Here you go https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gDK_NPaqKXnafAhsUyvIkJaNLKCeYPen/view

Download that video, save it on your computer and back it up just in case, burn it into a dvd or something, watch it all the way through and literally do what is done in the video. You can make yourself taller by stretching yourself in your sleep. There is plenty of before and after pictures in the video that prove it is legit, but like anything you have to do it every single night or you won't get results. Your welcome. I'm going to start doing this myself.

>>54872648
>at third quarter end, 722 banks reported unrealized losses exceeding 50% of capital

>>54872884
>>54872923
Most of his hobbies are outdoors and he has a 7 year old son. The dude has 8/10 in his dm's hitting him up and he just brushes them off as annoying, he's inspiring. The thing that gets me through is it's as you bros said, at work the most insecure dudes fuck with him, and since he can't beat them physically, he just verbally tears them to shreds and makes them regret their life decisions lmao. I don't pity him though, he seems to have a pretty good handle on his situation, and it looks like he doesn't have the option to ignore retards because they go out of their way to make their retardation known. Verbal abuse and social humiliation is his best weapon, and a powerful one at that. If you all were 4'10 how you you handle yourselves?

>>54873002
He sounds based af. If I were in his position, I would hope I’d have the balls to play the game how he’s playing it.

>>54872946
A bit closer to heaven (because you can jump higher than before).
>>54872969
Give me the tl;dr.

>>54873016
His is very based, if other people cannot see that then they're fags straight up. He can act a bit kiddish at times which gets him jammed up, because that's all the people around him expected of him all his life. Honestly, it's gotta be the jealousy, the fact that of all the dudes getting hit up by lithe babes, it's the physical embodiment of Rock and Stone. Bitter bitches gonna bitter I guess lmao.

anyone remember that anon who thought there was some conspiracy because the % price movement of one day matched the dollar amount but really the last EOD was $100 so according to basic math the dollar change would match the % change? funny times lol hope anon is still holdin

>>54872869
>the hedgies have to have had some thought on how this will inevitably unravel.
am I the only one who thinks hedgies/bankies actually have no idea how fucked they are? They've created these massively over-complicated systems and algorithms that affect the market at lightning speeds. The boomer managers likely have zero knowledge of how their own systems work. The actual quants that developed these systems are either long gone, or fail to understand how their small piece of the market is related to everything else. The rest of these SHFs are made up of salesmen bullshitting other bullshitters.
We've operated under the assumption that these people, with all their money and power, actually have the competence and skill to pull off a giant conspiracy, but they've let their systems run wild, and by the time the margin calls start automatically going off they still won't fully realize what they've done

>>54872985
They count their own equity as capital, if their shareprice drops they're all insolvent. Bankies should just permanently be prevented from having their book ever exceed a 1 year duration. Bankies collectively jizzed all over themselves writing 30 year mortgages at 1% and now we have zombie bank corpses everywhere like it's Jonestown.

WHO declared Covid-19 over. Don't all financial institutions stop receiving covid support on the 11th? I feel like something big is around the corner

>>54871098
I feel like a piece of shit for just watching porn (I'll fight the urge to watch for a week and binge for hours once every 7 days without fapping). But I'm down for doing this. I really hope that post MOASS, I can keep busy doing fun stuff instead of sitting in a computer chair on my off days. I might build a Catholic Church in the middle east. I figure when Israel is destroyed Syrian and Palestinian Christians will feel safe to come back.

>>54873152
It seems the question is: are hedgies evil or just stupid? I say: they are both.

>>54873152
Someone had to explain to them at some point what “short a company so its share price gets driven into the earth’s core” entails, and what happens if the company in question doesn’t die like it’s supposed to. My bet is they still think the feds are coming to bail them out but they haven’t realized that doing so would make the dollar completely shrekt so it isn’t happening

>>54873152
They at least have some clue as to what's happening with GME and their own inability to close or they wouldn't be begging us to sell, they'd just click "close position" and instantly go bankrupt.

>>54873182
The old order goes to its death wearing a crown.

>>54873209
They held on for years waiting for a pivot that never came.

>>54873063
Tl;dr you put resistance bands around your ankles and tie it to the bottom of your bed so it's pulling you down while at the same time you have another resistance band underneath your arms and tied to the opposite end of the bed so you're stretching yourself. You sleep while getting stretched with the bands and it activates your growth hormones and makes you taller even if your growth plates are closed. Just watch the video I suck at explaining it. It's a really simple thing, it will be uncomfortable the first few nights but you will get use to it and grow taller if you do it consistently every night.

Atobitt deleted his account. Kek.

>>54872862
I'm 5'4 and I have an uphill battle as it stands, but MOASS will WAAAY more than make up for it. not just through sugar dating, but also by letting me explore costly hobbies, giving me time to learn and much more self esteem and thus becoming interesting.
>>54872884
that's the dream.

>>54873282
lol why? what happened?

>>54873283

>>54873282
Well, the guy who bought the account to post that fud deleted it.

>>54873304

>>54873282
Good riddance to that baby faced bearded fuck. DFV is the one and only investor I want as the avatar of what’s to come.

>>54873283
Here you go https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gDK_NPaqKXnafAhsUyvIkJaNLKCeYPen/view

>>54873342
Bearded is generous. Atobitt looked like he shaved his pubes and glued them to his face

Kek desperate dumbfuck dipshit crypto baggies

>>54873311
Fuck I hope that's me very soon.
>>54873356
No offense but I don't click on google drives. Also I'm happy with my height, especially since MOASS will get me whatever I need. Besides, if I'm tall it means less if I get Amazonian booba.

>>54873325
what FUD? I'm out of the loop

>>54873152
Which is why these bastards need to be replaced. Like, two generations ago. Nerds should be in charge simple as.

>>54873199
>Evil and stupid
That's the best kind of evil! They weep and gnash their teeth and we get to exploit their stupidity for our gain and get to kek baggies. Win win all around I say.

>>54873282
He posted a screenshot conversation where he tried to explain his relationship/experience with Dr. Trimbath.....Proceeded to get hammered in the comments....u/deleted

>>54873472
It's less stupidity and more hubris. They got complacent.

>>54873448
atobitch 'reposted' (just copy-pasted a link lmfao) his old 'DD' As part of the 'heatlamp dd slide spotlight week' that the supershill mods are putting on to cover up heatlamp theory's censorship and ongoing suppression. The style of the comments is weird. idk grumpy, uncaring/resigned/disconnected. You can read them if you want, they're allby a deleted user now. It's probably not worth your time either way but it's kinda funny to watch these boomers spaz out trying to manipulate a digital mob that's clearly far more capable than them. In an ironic, schadenfreude way.

Some new news did come out through all of this, which is that trimbath thinks ato's house of cards is trash-tier and (implied) that he's too dumb or compromised to realize he's a pawn

Lamp is love

>>54873474
Anyone got the screenshot?

>>54873440
It's literally just a link to a video that I found from pol. I clicked on it myself and have downloaded it. Scan it the link for viruses or whatever the fuck you have to do, I don't know what to tell you but it's not a trap. I'm not some creepy dude who's going to wait for you click the link then find out where you live and come to your house and kill you or something. It's just a link to a video. But that's up to you, I'm just trying to help out my short frens.

It's easy to tell Attobit has been compromised most of SS is. It's happening very soon tho.

The powers that be can no longer endlessly rollover and cover up their fiduciary responsibilities. We're gonna moon so fucking hard.

So fucking hard.

>>54873542
Got any more cool stuff to share? Preferably esoteric, historic and/or relating to the belief systems of the elite

>>54873542
I don't doubt you, fren. I just have to keep my wits about me because the truth is we're all targets (or at least we will be). I am how I am, and in the future we'll have CRISPR gene editing to eliminate the manlet genes.

>>54873514
>superstonk mods feeling proud of themselves for infiltrating the largest online forum for discussing the stock

>>54873577
That's great but your probably won't need crispr if you watch the video. Open up a virtual machine and open it in a quarantine container or something. I'm trying to save my short frens and I know what its like to feel like you have no hope of growing taller. The video is 46:38 minutes long and it's just a Russian guy talking with english subtitles on how he grew from 168cm to 188cm from stretching himself in his sleep with elastic resistance bands and then shows like 50+ before and after pictures of other people he showed it to who grew taller.

If you don't want to click on the link than at least you can try and find the video for yourself. Look up "vitruvian man grow taller video" on a search engine or something. There are also people talking about it reddit. The russian guy had uploaded the video before on youtube but he took it down. The was a russain athlete named Rustam Akhmetov who grew from 5’4 to 6’2 from stretching in his sleep at the age of 25. He wrote a book called “Growth: Genetics or aspiration?”. The book is in russian so you will have to translate it or find and english copy. I'm trying my best. There is hope, nobody needs to get surgery.

>>54873623
The gdrive link is the problem. Post it on catbox or share a torrent magnet link or pin it on IPFS and share the hash.

>>54873514
>another faggy "DD" theory feom plebbit
I sleep. Wake me up when just one of them turns out to be true. Until then, you can go back.

>>54873550
They've done it for going on three years now, I don't see what's stopping them. Certainly not benchod getting off his fat ass and doing something.

>>54873522
i have the last post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/139ua95/fwiw_regarding_dr_t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>54873304
>>54873332

>>54873669
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/139ua95/fwiw_regarding_dr_t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Not true, we know DRS is absolutely fucking them up because of how vocal they are against it, DRS has had the most pushback ever since it's been suggested.

So I'll continue to buy and DRS. because Gamestop is the best bank account ever conceived.

>>54873514
kek, I wonder how people will react when Peruvian Bull is wrong about hyper inflation.
>tfw we'll be richer than we think we'll be due to deflation
I can't wait to see people get into bidding wars to buy Nintendo just so they can take control of the company, fake a lawsuit against emulators and lose on purpose just so video game preservation becomes written in stone as legal on any and every level.

>>54873698
>we get the bad ending
fantastic

>>54873722
It's funny how all this comes against DRSing as soon as we find out about fractionals. LOL we're gonna be so fucking rich.

>>54873727
Explain how hyperinflation is avoided with infinite liabilities.

>>54873735
And right after DFV's bro gave us a hint about terminating shares.

They
Are
So
Fucking
Scared.

I await the end, for it's a new beginning.

>>54873722
Statistics is amazing. We can most definitely see the effects of DRS in the data.

>>54873550
>>54872659
I've heard this sentiment before. We'll see.

I tried to respond, but 4cuck called my post "spam."
going to repost my message in bits until I figure out which part is being youtube-level censored, since hiroshimoot is a colossal cuck and bans things for no reason.

>>54873762
Amazing this all happened because they sent a bunch of nerds $1200

I LOVE GAMESTOP.
I LOVE THIS STOCK.
D! R! S!
D! R! S!
GEEE'MERICAAAAA!
FUCK YEEEEEEEAH!!!

>>54873668
>catbox
Catbox says you only upload files up to 200mb. The video is 454mb

>>54873762
>we made our stock illiquid
>we did it reddit, we owned the hedgies!
lmao the guy who makes these images is the biggest midwit i've seen on /biz/ in a long time

he doesn't know

>>54873722
Even the DRS (if it really did come from plebbit) was seeded and feeded with people telling everyone to set up auto buys and to buy directly from CS, which we know now was giving them the ability to locate on the whole stack. I'm not even confident in CS but it's about all we can do since Cohen can't or won't act.

>>54873788


YWNBAW

>>54873788
kek seethies
The valuation on GME which has no debt, cash flow positive is comically low compared to other companies on the stock market. Is this reason for this a systemic naked short position?
It appears that a lot of people seem to think so.

>54873788
Cope. Time to start looking for the most painless way to end your life.

>>54873842
I think he should go for a painful route myself.

>>54873810
Cohen can't act directly because he's even No1. If he does they'll lock this whole thing up in court for years and we risk GME getting delisted and banned from trading.

All he can do is leave breadcrumbs and maybe make an acquisition or two.

>>54873893
*Enemy no1.

>https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Ii-5tgvZKk&pp=ygUNQ29tcHV0ZXJzaGFyZQ%3D%3D
Everyone should watch this video CS posted a few days ago. Hardly anyone has watched it, and yet it's them basically saying they will always hold 10-20% of shares DRSed with Snede and Co for "liquidity purposes". Very grim.

>>54872946
https://www.tiktok.com/@musclehardcore/video/7159889060339715355
>Not wanting to be at least as swole as this Chadnese dude.

>>54872826
Bruh the flipside of skinnyfat is LEAN. Beef up just a little bit, then cut HJARD.
Bitches still love that femboy look, but that MascBoy look has some subversive appeal.
We are entering a recession.
Girls will soon want a man that can defend them from abuse and rape.
The world is getting dark.
Be the LIGHT.
GLOW for her.
SHINE for her.
FLEX for her.
She will instinctually gravitate towards you.
Get into BJJ
Get into Boxing
Learn to strike!
Learn to GRIP!
Understand how to clench and crunch.
BE A MAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE

>>54873909
So we just need to DRS 120% of the float. EZ

>>54873788
Checked, begrudgingly. It's not illiquid, it's just got low volume.

>>54873893
I always have hated this argument because he actually has an obligation to shareholders to protect and fight for their interests, and an attack by shortsellers definitely falls into that category. Overstock court case has provided precedent for NFT dividends. That's really all there is to it. Then consider last year they announced the split dividend, which ended up allowing them to delay even easier as all our very predictable cycles stopped after that. I choose to believe Cohen didn't anticipate that, but who knows.

>>54873931
You jest, but with this being their policy and GME no longer reporting the number of shares DRSed directly, how would we even know if and when we had DRSed 120% of the shares outstanding?

>>54873909
10-20% of plan shares

>>54873956
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think having a limited supply of the stock you own on the market is a bad thing in this situation.

>>54873992
Surely GameStop would step in and perform their fiduciary duties to protect their shareholders at that point. Ryan has a direct line to see exactly how many shares are held in CS

>>54873788
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH GOD DAMN WARREN BUFFET IS A FUCKING MORON BRK A IS SO FUCKING ILLIQUID NOBODY CAN FUCKING AFFORD TO BUY ANY HAVE YOU SEEN THE GODDAMN PRICE?

What the fuck the site ate my post. Fuck you, gookmoot.

>>54873909
That's plan shares. TERMINATOR BOOK KINGS are immune.

>>54873826
If we're profitable in Q1 then GameStop should issue a five cent per share cash dividend. With the monstrous overhang in FTDs a ~$15M payout by GameStop should result in costing hedgies and brokies hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>54874007
He has to know that (assuming we are right) DTCC mishandled the split dividend. But nothing has come of that. I get it, he is already a billionaire and he has a family. I'm sure he doesn't want to get minecrafted by wall street jews. He has a lot to live for, but it concerns me that this is still dragging on almost three years later.

>>54873999
What makes you think it's plan shares only? He said it's to allow for selling of shares, which would include booked shares too.

>>54873909
That's plan shares, and they said "typically 10-20%"

GME is not typical

>>54874049
Some men in a black SUV picked up Kingston and Princeton from school and delivered them safely to Ryan's mansion. Please understand he's doing the best Icahn

>>54874049
Book shares only get moved to plan when there's a limit sell order in place.

>>54873683
>all the supportive (and neutral posts made to drown out the negative posts) all had "fuck the noise" and its variants
They're not very bright.

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54873722
Checked and I realized this over the past few weeks while all the regional banks are collapsing. I feel so safe having my money in CS in GME all booked. Truly the safest place

>>54871641
>

>>54869926
WAGMI.

>>54872173
By the time of the meeting.

How long until atofag sells and joins wardie on the downie sub kek

>>54874106
how would you describe that outfit.

is she built for sex wrestling?

AHAHAHAHA

>>54874166
I remember that stream, was a funny one.

>>54874269
I never get good vibes from her

>>54874269
I think Dave has actually debunked this one guys

Ngmi baggots

>>54873786
New skill time! Drop it into handbrake, halve the resolution.

>>54874006
What I mean is that it'll move when it needs to. No one is having trouble buying or selling (I wonder why :grinface:), anyhow. Muh liquidity is fud, the situation is bullish for all intents and purposes.

Buffet posts 36.5 billion dollars in profit
Banks absorbing small shit banks for 1/100th of the price
Government and tax payers floating the bill
Apple holding the S&P up.
Liquidity being removed from the economy

Market never crashing
Economy never crashing
Baggots never seeing $25 again

>>54874379
She was the director of operations at the DTCC. Imagine knowing what we know for 40 years and watching it go on while nobody even seems to care. Now imagine having been responsible for running that same system. The fact that these kinds of people are engaging with us, and only us, lends some credence to there being some form of constructive social engineering being applied to guide us towards a specific outcome.

>>54871641
>>54874166
>>54874370

What's the newest June cope baggie bros?

how it feels to hold gamestop

>>54874469
we will never see 25 again

because its rocket past it you faggot kike

>>54874557

>>54874517
Will I get rich though?
I just want to acquire enough resources to flee the sinking ship known as The West and be able to live a quiet, comfortable life of material and spiritual abundance.

>>54874517
is she the one who first suggested DRS?

>>54873826
>the valuation on GME is comically low
the only thing comical is the P/E ratio
and the fact you had reduced revenue YoY in an 8% inflation environment and the biggest holiday shopping season in human history
>muh cash flow positive
you really are a fucking midwit holy shit hahahahahaha go back

>>54873683
>Peruvian bull goes off script and amplifies heat lamp theory
>Tranny(comped) mods can't contain it
>"If the DD authors have so much influence then we gotta fight this with DD authors"
>Week of DD(tm)
>Mod posting it immediately is shit on by community for trying to divert attention
>Try to bring rensole back knowing no one likes him, gets shit on for not talking about heat lamp theory
>WSB mods get caught in another scheme and doxxed, somehow their subreddit isn't shutdown. Implying Reddit is involved somehow.
>2nd Return of attobit "blackpilled edition"
>Look guys the house of cards! GME can't win cause it's all collapsing!
>no one cares for his self serving doomer bullshit just like last brief return he had
>His house of cards collapses and becomes [deleted]
They really want to keep up appearances that "the DD was done".
So what's next? Options Pickler? Another episode of "you drove all the (comped/puppet) DD authors away!"? Maybe mods get desperate and over moderate...again?

>>54874651
Literal financial retards who unironically fell for reddit research by teenagers.

>>54874666
devilish

>>54874666
Next is WAGMI.

>>54874666
you should go back to where you came from
nobody cares about your reddit drama faggot

>>54874651
>refuses to ACKnowledge ryan cohen reducing overhead costs and improving financial conditions after pozzed BCG board members were shadowrealmed
it's Saturday and you wanna be a bitch on biz, laughing at you

>>54874651
>>54874684
Your posts are pointless. You contribute nothing other than to keep the threads you claim to hate moving. What have you gained other than feeding and nurturing that which you claim to hate? After this long, anyone without a stake in this would have moved on, yet you still think it's worth your time to post the same junk you have since day 1. You are so beyond consumed that I'm convinced the "day of the rope" was you making a public call for help. The posts about "not being man enough to end it" must be you. It's the only thing that makes sense, since you're constantly in these threads posting, begging, pleading for our attention. You are truly pitiful.

>>54874774
>refuses to acknowledge the hundreds of millions in capital expenditures hasn't changed GME's position at all and they're still losing 300m+ per year
go back
>>54874780
yeah i didn't read any of that
but you need to go back to where you came from

>>54874728
Go back to your dad's balls so your mom can do us all a favor and swallow you instead.

Are any of you lads getting hacked? My Apple ID got logged into the other day and now my Twitter just got logged into

>>54874818
>he doesn't read the quarterly reports
I'll go back to bar and get me another drink, have fun on your shift

>>54874835
kek baggie
go back
>>54874861
>he can't understand financial statements
lmao

>>54874850
nearly 10 years ago, in the time I stopped playing minecraft for a long time, someone hacked my account and got me banned from several servers despite the fact that I never shared my password outside of the launcher. So it's possible somehow

>>54874870
>laugh the pain away

>>54874879
>he doesn't know

>>54874878
I'm just paranoid schizophrenic it might have something to do with me hodling GME and wondered if you lot had any similar experiences lately

>>54874850
russians and chinks keep trying to log into my microsoft account

I love it when niggerfaggot rolls into a thread and doesn't use his reaction images to blend XD

>>54873743
like this

Ireland kind of sucks anyway. They used to be cool but got pozzed real fast. They also like to suffer and save money so it makes sense that they would shop at Amazon.

>>54874893
I 2FA everything. I’m paranoid about my gme holding also lmao

https://investorplace.com/2023/05/there-are-no-gamestop-gme-stock-shares-available-to-short/

Kek that's crazy bc

>>54874920
Yeah, I don't use twitter or apple so I didn't have 2fa set up. I'm going through and making sure the shit I do use is secured. I didn't have that shit on my Fidelity account Sanjay you could have gotten in there first and cleaned me out

>>54874443
I was more referring to the retard you were replying to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvV0nSkfho0

>>54874932
It doesn't take long to brute force a password these days, especially if it's not complex. I just had my paypal account logged into by some pajeet. Thankfully I had never used it, so I just closed it. If 2fa is an option, you should use it.

>>54869466
Over two years later and people are still falling for this shit?
>two more weeks and le squeeze happens

>>54874780
Tl;dr extremely red baggot
Threads slower than ever
Volume record lows
Superstonk users lower than ever

Fuck you. Ahahahahahaaaa

>>54874964
I wish that I fell for it now instead of 2 years ago

If you're short just get swole, don't reuse passwords for financial services and change all of them regularly saving them only in your mind or written on paper, don't login to important services on anything but secure devices and connections, stop going to reddit because it's fucking gay and has been since 2019 at the latest and started being faggotronic comped when Aaron Schwartz got killed for starting the place so glows could use it without him stopping them, report every rule breaking post so jannies get inundated into being forced to do their jobs, and we're allllll gonna make it.

>>54874968

>>54874780

>>54873749
what was this?

KEK 2 YEARS LATER WEEKEND BAGGIES!

LMFAO!!

>>54874269
>She doesn’t like Phil Collins
Based for a boomer

>>54874651
>biggest holiday shopping season in human

source? no one has money because electricity, fuel and food prices are up 2-5x. less spending in a recession.

HOLY FUCK!!!
BBBYQ giga chad pump!

>>54875159
kek

>>54875163
lmfao holy fuck
go back

>>54875330
sure looks to me like sales are down from 2021 to 2022 when adjusted for inflation

>>54875163
Speak for yourself, I have enough

>>54875163
Lemme know when that profit impacts your stock price babe
Muh fundamentals. You're still extremely overvalued

>>54875348
holy shit you're a bigger midwit than the retard posting his graphs, congratulations! i understand why you're all in on bagstop now, thank you

Moshi moshi margin desu~

>>54875381
>consumer price index yearly inflation 9%
>2022 holiday sales are only 5.6% higher than 2021 sales
>??????
>less sales in 2022
now shut the fuck up shillgpt

hedgecuck posters were silent all week because GME was up bigly, now that it's saturday and holders are enjoying life they turned their bots on again KEK

>>54875424
>inflation is marked by the rise of the cost of goods
>the goods, marked up nearly 9%, were purchased 5% more frequently than last year
>despite this, gamestop and it's jewish chairman had a decrease in revenue
holy fuck you're so dumb PLEASE kill yourself as soon as humanly possible

>>54875444

>>54874780

>>54874423
Working on it right now. Will halve the resolution and try uploading via catbox and will link it here.

>>54875444
>inflation is marked by the rise of the cost of goods
>the goods, marked up nearly 9%, were purchased 5% more frequently than last year

bottle of coke costs 1 dollar in 2021
889 billion dollars/bottles of coke were bought in 2021
price of can rises to 1.09 dollars per can of coke
936 billion inflated dollars worth of coke were sold in 2022
936b/1.09 = only 858 billion cans of coke were bought in 2022, less than in 2021. do they not teach statistics in india? or is it not included in your training set?

>>54875469
how mad are you that nobody read your post lmfao

I hope all my GME frens are having a delightful weekend.

>>54875504
sorry i can't fix how retarded you are
GME and it's jewish chairman had the ability to sell goods at a 9% higher cost and had a decrease in revenue
please just keep buying GME and never sell it. take out a loan to buy more. never, ever sell, okay champ? delisting and bankruptcy are just hedge fund trickery to get you to sell your bags. never forget that.

What if we really are baggies? Bros...

this one's for the shills, because they're so sour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ

>>54875578
Watalemon

>>54875578
>gets loss ID

>bankies complaining about naked shorting
https://youtu.be/I6wRZCV7naE?t=74

>>54875578
Is this loss?

>>54875578
>>54875592
>>54875601

>>54875530
got niggerfaggot working overtime on Saturday lmfao

>>54875601
>me and the boys after becoming ultra rich from gamestop camping in Alaska waiting for the nuclear war to die down.

>>54874850
Hey anon, I think because of your id I should ask you this.
I've been thinking about getting into muay thai, do you think I should do it or can you think of a better alternative?

(((Hope everything works out with the hacking btw!)))

>>54875594
>NOOO IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN WE DO IT TO OTHER PEOPLE

>>54875601

>>54874525
>Aqu-melon

>>54875665 56 65
>

>>54875688
Checked.

>>54875594
>literally 2008 all over again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bets on the next one to get FDIC'd? I'm actually hoping PACW survives a few more weeks, I want to place more puts on them.

>>54874728
this was always a reddit meme stock. you're in utter shambles crabbing at $20. it's all about BBBYQ now. after that we might slurp some GME cheapies at $10.

>>54875625

>>54870004
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/138ubm6/adam_cochran_joins_the_ship/

>>54874918
That's the first part. Deflationary deleveraging.

What about the second part where the vortex doesn't dissipate?

>>54875771

>>54873727
Rather than buying a company and faking a lawsuit I'd do it the other way around: lobby Congress to cut copyright to 20 years and then buy up a bunch of media companies on the cheap after the value of their legacy backlog goes to zero.

House of cards was one of the only GME DDs I read. It’s all happening the way it said too. So idk what to believe

>>54875578
>VW Loss + 0
Bullish.

>>54875803
How about we do them both just to avoid jewish tricks?

>>54875818
Isn't the entire dd just "lol the entire financial sector is overleveraged and constantly fined paltry amounts for breaking the law to (assumedly) do the same scam that ruined the economy in 08"?

>>54875934
Pretty much. We know shit’s fucked, the only dd we need at this point is how to forcibly unfuck it

>>54875934
>isn’t it just
That’s why it’s so important imo. Many people thought 2008 was over

X/1IlK8N Is Keith

>>54876011
>>54876011
>>54876011
Threaded.

>>54874618
there was a grandma ape who shilled DRS on reddit around mid 2021 but it didn't gain traction until a couple of months later. susanne trimbath's book is from 2019 but she never posted on reddit, only did some video AMAs.

>>54876004
It's Lumfag