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Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, members of the faculty, board of trustees: firstly let me thank you for accepting my invitation for tonight's event.
Please take a seat, I will be making an announcement very shortly and you won't want to miss it.

>> No.54869648

>>54869591
Well OP?
We're waiting.

>> No.54869650

>*ahem*

>> No.54869656
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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a jannie into the concrete. Slam dunk a jannie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jannies. Defecate in a jannies food. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a jannies gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp pregnant black jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp jannies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory abortions for jannies. Grind jannies fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick old jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.

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>>54869656
based-sama..! I kneel!!!

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>>54869669
>>54869648
Thank you, and goodnight.

>> No.54869765

>>54869656
>>54869689
WTF I GOT RICH AFTER READING THIS?

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>>54869656
hear-hear

>> No.54870027

whats the news anon? Im listening