/biz/ - Business & Finance

>fast forward a few years
>turns out those nazi frogs were right
>seen as a prophet and become immortalized
>managed to scam a few million so far, built an office, hired some yes men
>still not satisfied
>long_con.png
>the degenerate autists are starting to get suspicious
>remember my roots as a snake oil salesman in chicago
>make endless promises that I know will never be met, make it a meme and get your yes henchmen to regurgitate it over and over upon any questioning
>want to try my hand at conning venture capitalists
>set a price floor to our own native token so that nobody can sell
>tell everyone that we saved them from the bear market even though everything was already crashed 80% when the price floor was set in motion but the autists dont even question it since they worship my very word
>looks incredible on paper
>can now fool oil princes by saying we are evaluated at $200MM
>it_actually_works.jpg
>secure my rounds
>begin soft rugging on the nazi frogs starting with the AMAs
>actually made it and can finally retire thanks to these retards
>mfw

you forgot the part where he illegaly prevented selling his scamcoin for under 60c and will go to prison.

>>54845215
It's not price manipulation, it's helping people do what they want to do.

>>54845011
Is this the most drawn-out rug in crypto history?
(Except BTC, of course)

>>54845690
>Is this the most drawn-out rug in crypto history?
Now that you mention it, did Ignium shareholders get paid yet?
>(Except BTC, of course)
Bitcoin isn't a rug, it's a free market propped up by retail to ensure liquidity exists. Bitcoin could be worth $100 tomorrow and it would be okay as long as it remained stable enough for people to do transactions and cash in/out. All sorts of greyzone activity and criminals need BTC/XMR to exist, you can't say the same about most projects.

$100 mooncoin.
WAGMI my fellow metroids.

>>54845011
do they still have the you can't sell for less than 60cent on the exchange policy?

>>54847428
Of course they do. The token you can't sell matches the exchange they can't sell equity in.
>>54845713
>Now that you mention it, did Ignium shareholders get paid yet?
No. Of course they didn't.
>Bitcoin isn't a rug
It's a rug propped up by schizo delusions about cyber-hornets defeating the FED

>tfw i had to temporarily liquidate a substantial portion of my portfolio for unexpected reasons and my XCM is just sat there like a dead dogs dick unable to do anything because of the price floor

what's really hilarious is one of my friends is a degen crypto gambler and he is basically homeless but still has a stack of XCM he can't sell

kek reminder that both XCM and LCX are scams!

When will I be able to sell my XCM tokens bro. I just fucking want out at this point. I am so demoralized

>>54848187
Possibly never

I am very concerned so I withdrew my $17 portfolio today. You can never be too safe.

>>54847924
This will be his salvation in the future.

I'm glad I can't sell, because If I could I had nothing in savings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7kwiO68jA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7kwiO68jA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7kwiO68jA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7kwiO68jA

2 min

>>54849879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJOo0WJ5H9E

>>54847968
That's why I have stuck to DASH and ORE for a while now.

>>54849991
>ORE
Cute benchod

>>54848187
Keep your eyes peeled, and sell at any given opportunity. I never get this issue with NEO, UTK, and of course ORE.

>>54849312
Glad there are cryptos that connect web2 IDs with web3, savings in these cryptos are kind of a guarantee.

>>54850028
>>54850053
Did it feel good?

>kevin is hard to contact
uh bros..

>>54850028
Excellent, I will add NEO, UTK and ORE to pajeet scamshit filter list, thanks anon!

>>54850398
The funny thing is this benchod bot is only shilling NEO because I keep talking about shorting it (Position is currently at over +100%) and he tries to fit in, the real shill coins are UTK and ORE.

>>54850386
forehead.png

This is so funny, check the dates~~

>>54851249

>>54851249
For people complaining about price action in the most unprecedented stagflation in nearly a century, go look at Cardano’s chart in the bear market of 2018, when everybody was bashing it for dropping to 2 cents and then it rose to 3 dollars and created millionaires. LCX has a higher utility than most of the cryptos in the top 50. Understand that this project is special and a threat, which is why it was placed on Gary Gensler and the SEC’s hit list for stifling innovation. Under Gensler, the SEC is a fraudulent organization designed to target legitimiate businesses in exchange for bribes from crooked ones. LCX, Algorand, XRP, Amp, Library Credits, Coinbase, & Kraken are all legitimate, S-Tier projects and exchanges, which is why they were targeted, while FTX, Luna, Celsius, & thousands of Ponzi scheme meme coins with poor tokenomics and no utility, were allowed to operate and steal billions from investors.

>>54851583
Schizophrenic tier bagholder.

>>54850429
>pic rel
>Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
>Creeping with the girl next door

>>54851597
I am schizophrenic but that doesn't mean I am wrong. Quite the opposite in fact.
I was able to tell years before the official diagnosis, since, you know, the fucking tv was talking to me in an alien language while ot was switched off. I have auditory hallucinations, I'm not fucking stupid. the schizophrenia isn't the problem, it's the anxiety and depression it can cause or make worse, and it mixes horrendously with people that are actual fucking idiots
it's actually pretty funny. I stopped smoking weed and was on medication for a bit and the symptoms died right down to almost non existent. heard my first voice in a real long time just the other day, and it says to me, while I'm chilling in bed getting ready to sleep (post-wank), it says unto me
>"should we order some burgers or do you still want seafood?"

did you know zenmarket accepts btc?

>>54851824
Sorry, I don't mean to bully actual schizophrenics. You're alright anon, I've talked to many a normal schizos. Well, normal-ish. LCX is really crap though, it's not a legitimate business. They fake their volume and have no liquidity, and there's nothing for them to offer 7% APY on EUR or BTC. They are no doubt insolvent and desperate at this point as investors no longer want to touch exchanges due to perceived risk being at its highest with CEX.

>>54851824
pls be real

>>54851885
>>54851991

kevin you fucker give me back my dolla

>The then-unnamed protagonist, a Japanese vending machine otaku, is crushed to death by a falling vending machine. He then finds himself reincarnated in a fantasy world dungeon as a sentient vending machine.
>An anime television series adaptation by Studio Gokumi and AXsiZ will premiere in July 2023.

cant believe i trusted my entire life savings to a man who was literally homeless in mexico due to his cocaine addiction and latina femdom fetish.
I am financially financialled.

haha i can sell hahahHHAAHH FOR 14C ON UNISHART AHAHAHAH AND PAY AHAHA $40 IN GAS FEES FOR EVERY AHAHAHAH TRANSFAGTION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA FUCKING NJGGERSS SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGAGAG

>>54847924
Same.
I sold via uniswap for basically break even
Cannot believe what a piece of shit kevin turned out to be as he seemed relatively authentic and regulation-savvy, risk-averse

>>54845011
Anyone have a way to quantify or conceptualise the sell wall?
It's obviously far more than half a million euro. I remember the brainlets jumping up and down over the "funding" as though that wouldn't just evaporate into the supply, then Kevin has the gall to say "maybe we'll have to reduce the sell wall to 58c or 59c or something" like that's going to help
We're fucked, kek
Thank god I didn't go hard on this but I've no idea what I was thinking not selling this shit at 80c. I even remember an anon saying at the time the sell wall was introduced "we all ignored the red flags with FTX, this is a red flag"

>>54857099
Lies

>>54857538
Which the fuck part of that is a lie?

>>54858076
Ask again politely and I'll tell you

>>54858076
>say "maybe we'll have to reduce the sell wall to 58c or 59c or something"
He never said that

>>54845011
You're a scammer, Justin Sun.

>>54858270
Is this addressed to Justin Sun, or did you sign your post with Justin Sun?

>>54845011
This Kevin Murcko guy must be a super genius, and you say he has a coin I can invest in?

>>54858121
>>54858221
Yeah okay you stupid faggots what's that I hear at 1:40? Dumb cunts can't even keep up with your own scam's bullshit
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoinMetro/comments/11vmo3z/ama_17032023_kevin_talks_about_xcm_liquidity/

He has tricked me into buying his shitcoins.

>>54859024
That's not polite

>>54859709
It's ok to be rude if you're right.

>>54859755
Exactly, anon

>>54859755
Good manners cost nothing.

>>54860147
>ID: YWN date W

>>54860318
Good thing I like G's not W's

What the fuck is going on with the latest wave of memecoins with no liquidity being listed everywhere? Are whales getting ready to crash the market with no survivors?

>>54860904
>pepe is rank 40
I am going to get a free HDD soon.

>>54845011
It's been almost a year since the price floor was added. It's still floating around 60c and liquidity is virtually nonexistent. How do I redeem my XCM for real money?

>>54861422
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0xc6b1a2218377a812e34f45effc8879d696063043

>>54845713
this anon is correct
>t.user of btc to buy drugs and providers

>>54861488
>Using surveillance coins to buy drugs
Fed.

>>54861573
What, you don’t casually confess to crimes on a government controlled server? Pfft, loser…

>>54861161
I downloaded more modern encodes of some of my old files and saved a lot of memory and I don't even keep much anime on hand.
AV1 is the best codec but the only non recent shows I could find seeds for were Eva and Ilya. I hope it becomes the new standard moving forward.

>>54861593
I use Zencash. The only regulatory compliant privacy coin!

>>54852052
tranny

>>54861718

>>54861718
Stunning and brave. I would post a cute picture, but I am evading on a toddler device after posting cute anime boobs on another board. Please visualize your little sister in anime style.

>>54851824
Fuck I only now realize this wasn’t real.

>>54861758
>>54861761
you took my bait :D

>>54861761
I am banned from /vr/ for calling people who obsess over trannies gay
>>/vr/thread/S9864039#p9871213

I suck cocks. I suck cocks every day.

>>54861805
fag

>>54861819
you took my bait!

>>54861828

>>54861798
How do they see a tranny in >>>/vr/9864328?
Absolutely retarded. Looks like an 80s-90s anime style in HD.
Why do they seethe about the mister anyways? It’s not what I want, but they should appreciate people taking their time and effort to build things that help preserve access to retro vidya.

>>54860134
What the fuck line are you even trying to angle towards, you absolute gigafaggot? Take the L.

>>54860147
Hot take, pedo

>>54861878
>It’s not what I want, but they should appreciate people taking their time and effort to build things
Online tribalism. 90% of the anti Linux posts on /g/ are from stupid kids who want to think the computer they only use for games is the best at everything.

>>54862090
>90% of the anti Linux posts on /g/
So 90% of /g/.
I noticed extremely fast on /vr/ that there are a lot of people who are only there to say my console good your console bad, 30 years after their creation. I don’t get it. That guy sitting in one corner playing sonic isn’t going to kill mario. Your childhood isn’t invalidated because some guy is talking about PSX/N64 instead of N64/PSX. There’s even a guy always spamming SMW threads with maps that had all the enemies removed to call it bad level design. Most pointless competition. I don’t think anyone even cares, it’s just spam tier pointless.

Bullish on AVAX

>>54862209
>I noticed extremely fast on /vr/ that there are a lot of people who are only there to say my console good your console bad, 30 years after their creation. I don’t get it.
The weird thing there is that with any device you have capable of posting on 4chan you can play every /vr/ game and you have zero reason to pick sides. Are people still upset they couldn't afford more than one console per generation twenty years ago? I don't think so. Some perpetually online types try and make the outside world match the one in their head and they need everyone to agree with them. Some autists with communication disorders are only able communicate through arguing too.
>>54862452
8bitdo posters are paid shills. I like some of their products but that doesn't mean I approve of their viral marketing strategies.

>>54861758
>YWN date women id
>saves ugly disgusting chuddy images on pc

my polyester calvin kike underwear always gives me a massive ballsack wedgie on the right side of my gooc.
always wake up having to re adjust it since it goes in so deep the pressure gives me physical pain and potential permanent damage
anyways xcm haha

>>54865333
Damn that sucks anon, there’s really no solution to this problem.

>>54865367
do you have any underwear recommendations

>>54865386
Boyshorts are comfy and cute.

>>54865386
Black and white striped cotton panties, with a small bow on the front to counter the pressure, it’s patended to protect your beloved ones.

Today I watched a show where the premise is a world where giant beasts want to eat humans, dropped within 3 episodes, then I watched a show about a snow wasteland where humans survive on giant trees dotted around the planet, dropped wohin 2 episodes, after that I watched a show set in a world where humanity lost the ability to use fire where if they look at fire they combust, dropped within one episode.

Lastly I watched a show about a schizophrenic lesbian and now I am hooked.

>>54866912
I stared watching Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon. Hestia is cute.

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jewish crypto niggas
jewish niggers
jewish jews
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jew niggy uh fr fr
jewnigger
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kadeba $0.77c party AHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAÁHHÁÂÈHHAAHAHAHÆHAÅHĂHÄHÂHÁHÀHÅHÆHĀHÆÆ

>>54865386
Be free and sleep naked and dont wear underwear with jeans

>>54869487
Koinmend

Memecoins are a psyop to discredit the alternatives to the dying fiat systems.

Do we think disgusting fat pig poster died?

>>54845011
Looking for a dedicated autistic fren to join a team of nine 4chan anons working on a crypto project as a in-house shill expert. We need someone to only really work at the launch and during larger events to spread the news with lull in between.

>reqs: experience in online multi-platform shilling (social media, telegram groups, forums)
>Remuneration: national socialist model aka token supply, NFT and other fruits of labor

t me/+5AuEhV-IZs02MjU8

>>54870485
I doxxed him. He is fine. I hope he likes pineapple on pizza.

>>54871635
Did you at least pay for it?
Bitcoin is on a mission to liquidate bigots today.

>>54872187
Binance are getting fucked by regulations and the unnatural meme coins make me think we are preparing for a crash I think. But you should ignore me and sell your house to buy BTC in case I am wrong.

>>54872390
How low do you think BTC and shitcoins will go? Entertainment guess of course, market works in mysterious ways. I wonder if we will crab 20-30k all year or if there could be a big black swan event. NEO is the second best either way.
The shitcoins are insanely manipulated. No way an organic shitcoin would get listed on so many exchanges so fast. They just want to pump and dump btc and have bagholders stuck in assets that never pump again so they can’t cash out when BTC recovers and new meme shitcoins start pumping. The eternal fleecening.

>>54872443
>Entertainment guess of course
The Americans will pass their bill where miners pay an additional 30% tax on electricity. Every other country will copy them eventually and miners will need to dump harder to pay for their electricity. I assume they are dumping hard now in anticipation of this and the shitcoins are a way of hiding it. The break even price of BTC next halvening for America, where all the miners are will be slightly more than 20k and I think we will drop maybe 25% below than that so 15k with a scamwick to 8-12k.

>>54872686
I don't want the 10k autist to win so would rather see 15-20k scamwick. I can't say I would be surprised if it dumps back down to 15k, but I think crabbing at 20-30k is a good thing for scamchanges if there's no black swan.

>>54872930
>I don't want the 10k autist to win
I don't know who that is but there are so many people I hate in crypto that no matter what price it is someone I hate will be right so I just try not to think about it.

>>54872390
>>54872686
Very good analysis, you are not wrong for once. If only you had listened to /biz/ rather than that gaylord ericwall
>>54872930
10k is pre-programmed into the cockchain
>>54873025
he means all the oldfags of /biz/ who had the foresight to see we weren't even close to the bottom in both timeline wise and price.
one must always think in terms of maximum pain, we are following precisely the same trajectory as in late 2019

>>54873458
I am the Eric Wall poster you mixed up girls

>>54873458
>one must always think in terms of maximum pain
Even a reversal to 15k would be very much maximum pain as newton re-entered with a lot in every shitcoin. Late 2019 didn't even drop below late 2019. 15k would be pretty damn big drop. I think 10k posters are just upset they didn't see the obvious 15k->30k pump and want a good entry.

>>54873458
>you are not wrong for once.
>ericwall
I don't know who that is so you have me confused with some other anonymous poster on 4channel dot org.

>>54873515
>Late 2019 didn't even drop below late 2019
2018 of course.

>>54873515
I like the title of this anime.
>>54873499
He has taproot in his name when I googled him. You should disregard everything he says for that reason. I also seem to have bookmarked his social slashing essay and after rereading it in the context of him supporting taproot I now think that he is a retard who thinks you can solve fundamental problems with magical game theory. According to Wikipedia he is Swedish but he looks kind of Indian.

>>54873645
>I like the title of this anime.
I'm sorry to disappoint, apparantly this set of mkv's have the title for each episode included so it's not using the filename.
It's actually "NAKAIMO - My Little Sister Is Among Them!" and it's about a rich heir who needs to marry someone from school before he graduates in order to inherit the president position in the group, but he also has a secret little sister he doesn't know about and she wants to marry him. This made his life quite difficult trying to find someone to marry and his little sister being among them and willing!

>>54873645
Eric is right with almost everything he says, he has taproot in his name because he's using it to make fun of bitcoiners, it's very funny and I don't know why you're saying all this considering you should know about him the amount of times I brought him up.
The only thing I dislike about him is how hard he's supporting eth L2s while ignoring chainweb even though he's been in crypto so long he should know about it.
Is it ok to pick up girls any fun? I dropped it after s1

>>54873674
That sounds unwatchable for people who aren't incest fetishists.
>>54873685
>he has taproot in his name because he's using it to make fun of bitcoiners
That's funny. I couldn't tell this was a joke because it makes more sense than most of the things bitcoiners say.
>Is it ok to pick up girls any fun?
I like it. The close ups of thighs with no panty shots are weird though.

Watchable with optimal taste.

>>54873515
Q3 2019 everyone was certain we are back following a similar meme season as we see now and then the months followed, then covid happened. We have been in this phase for the past 5 months where mumus are too confident when nothing has changed with only external bearish happenings, delayed correlation to markets as usual.
You are wrong, get over yourself neko

>>54873841
If you think I am bullish you are not reading.

yea and ur mum ghey
thinking it'll only go to 20k and then magically stop titanium wall isn't bearish, it's wishful thinking
10k will be breached before the halvening

>>54873921
Still short and strong.

heh manlet

I'm a cute young girl, try again ^_<

>>54873921
>wishful thinking
We are all 5 years older than we were in 2017 and all have better, higher paying jobs and the additional access to credit that comes with it. The real wishful thinking is that you will have a chance to accumulate that low again. You are not going to be buying 21 BTC with 210k.

I'm literally a 6 million year old human loli dragon who doesn't age.
I was a neet in 2017 and last I checked, I'm still a neet presently
>>BTC will never go below 'XXXXXXX'

>>54874092
Okay, but the people you accuse of wishful thinking are thinking the opposite of the most profitable scenario for people with careers. You need to stop projecting your inability to earn money on others.

Wishful thinkerers (plural):
- Bitcoin to 69/100k! I'm gonna be rich so quick! To the moon, no breaks on this rocket!
- Bitcoin to 10k, I'm gonna make bank shorting!
- Bitcoin to 10k, I'm gonna buy sooo much! I wasn't dumb for not buying at 15k, that's why if it ever goes back down to 15-20k I will not buy because I must wait for the magical 10k so that I can call the people who bought at 15k stupid haha!

Boring thinkers (singular, me, only i could possess such original genius, copyrighted thought do not steal):
- The price action will suck for all of us and we will be unhappy, Bitcoin will stay around 20k for a while. Zzz

>>54874191
>>54874135
>>54874092
>>54874002
>>54873958
>>54873950
>>54873921
What does this mean for Coinmetro Token (ticket: XCM)?

>>54874206
It's down 80% the last 24 hours, up only from here.

>>54874191
Cynical edgelord (singular me)
- The thing that will cause retail to lose the most money will always happen. bCore will crab in ways that defy explanation until everyone gives up.

>>54874413
bcash will reign supreme then. Roger Ver and KimDotCom will have the final laugh, faketoshi will beg for forgiveness and blockstream will cease to exist.

My feet get very warm in the evening.

>>54874227
I was right. Congrats to those who listened.